Bitoy’s Funniest Videos: Sinturon ni Hudas, masakit kapag pinanghampas! (Full EP) | Stream Together
Sinturon ni Hudas na 100 pesos lang? Ay, tingnan mong mabuti ang nagbebenta niyan dahil baka kasapi ‘yan ng Alpha Kapal Muks. Habang sa Yari Ka naman, dalawang celebrities ang magyayarian!
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 You're a Yari!
00:02 [laughs]
00:04 Hi! Can you get me under the cart?
00:08 Here. I'll stand here.
00:11 And you'll press this.
00:13 This one.
00:14 Make it look good. It should be a bongo.
00:16 Ouch!
00:20 Ouch!
00:25 I'll do it again.
00:28 Make it look good.
00:30 Ouch!
00:31 Is that it?
00:32 Is that it?
00:35 Mom, it's okay.
00:37 Hi, handsome!
00:38 The view is so beautiful.
00:39 Can I take a picture of you under the cart?
00:41 With a tree.
00:42 You should pose here.
00:44 There.
00:45 You should be closer to the tree.
00:47 You should hold it.
00:49 That's my project.
00:50 There.
00:51 You're so cool.
00:52 There.
00:55 1, 2, 3.
00:56 Oh, there's a falling tree.
00:58 1, 2, 3.
01:01 Oh, there's a falling tree.
01:02 Miss, there's a falling tree.
01:06 1, 2.
01:08 Oh, there's a falling tree.
01:09 Oh, there's a falling tree.
01:11 Yay!
01:15 [laughs]
01:17 Yay!
01:19 Welcome, welcome, welcome to BFB.
01:22 We're here at Chinatown.
01:24 As you can see, there are so many people here.
01:27 And it's so fun here.
01:28 This is the first episode of BFB.
01:31 So, yay!
01:32 Here in Yarica, you can see the artists that we invite.
01:40 You've seen them before, right?
01:41 Aramina, Alisa.
01:44 There are a lot of them.
01:46 And when you see them, it's fun, right?
01:48 It's like a festival.
01:50 You invite artists and then you invite them.
01:53 But here at BFB, we're not just content with being cool.
01:57 What we want here is cool!
02:00 Like that.
02:01 So cool.
02:03 So, this is what we did.
02:05 Watch.
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02:52 Usually, we have scripts that we use.
02:58 But during the take, it's an improvisation.
03:02 Supposedly, I'll build you up.
03:04 Here with the customer.
03:07 You're really like that.
03:09 When you're crying.
03:10 That's not nice.
03:11 Come here.
03:12 Drink a lot.
03:14 Drink a lot?
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09:01 Do you know that every new year, we have a saying, that if you're the one getting hit, you are the one that's getting rid of the evil spirits.
09:09 But for Alpacabalmux, I think that you three are the evil spirits.
09:15 Can you do it?
09:16 I'm Alvin.
09:17 No, you're magic buu.
09:19 You?
09:20 Jer.
09:21 No, you're Bobby D.
09:22 And you?
09:23 Rich Katz.
09:24 Smile.
09:25 Your teeth are so nice.
09:26 Like you were in school.
09:27 Always absent.
09:28 Okay.
09:29 That's why, you should watch this.
09:30 Rule number one.
09:31 Jaryo will wrap the belt around the belt so that it looks like it's going to pop.
09:36 Rule number two.
09:37 The seller will wrap it around the belt and call it Judas' belt.
09:41 For only a cheap price of 100 pesos.
09:45 Okay.
09:46 Here are our belts.
09:47 But it's not really going to pop.
09:49 It's a real belt.
09:50 I'm wearing it just for the belt.
09:52 But of course, of course, there's a twist to it.
09:54 The fastest seller will win this Judas' belt for 100 pesos.
10:00 He will win a gift certificate from Proles and a T-shirt from Pixies.
10:09 And the winner will be the first person to be a member of Alpha Kaval Moks.
10:20 Boss, do you want to get the Judas' belt for 100 pesos?
10:23 Boss, can I sell the Judas' belt?
10:25 What?
10:26 Judas' belt.
10:27 What's that?
10:28 Judas' belt.
10:29 I don't know that.
10:30 Okay, sir.
10:31 Just 100 pesos.
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