Ma-enjoy kaya ang all boys party kung ang nakuhang stripper ni Bitoy ay biglang sinundo ng lola nito?! Habang ang Alpha Kapal Muks naman, busy sa pagbebenta ng bra at panty!
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 You're a Yari!
00:02 What's this?
00:08 It's like a shark fish
00:10 I think it's a pond
00:12 I don't know, maybe it's a fish
00:14 It's like a fish
00:16 It's like a fish
00:18 It's a fish
00:20 Let's go there
00:22 But why are we going there?
00:24 Let's go there, there's no car
00:26 What time is it?
00:28 I think it's 11
00:30 You might recognize this
00:42 Double stick
00:44 I'm going to jump
00:46 I think it's a fish
01:06 It's a fish
01:08 It's a fish
01:10 Let's just go there
01:12 I'm going to jump
01:14 You're so bad, Brad
01:16 You don't know that?
01:22 I can't see
01:32 Men like me
01:38 We love good times
01:40 But if this is a good time
01:42 Will you still enjoy it?
01:44 Or it's obvious
01:46 That you're the one enjoying a good time
01:48 Be careful
01:50 You might be a Yari
01:52 [Laughter]
01:54 [Music]
01:56 [Music]
01:58 [Music]
02:26 Cheers
02:28 Cheers
02:30 Albert, are you drinking?
02:32 No
02:34 [Music]
02:36 Hi, I'm Kim
02:42 [Music]
02:44 This is Kim, boys
02:52 And they're the boys
02:54 And this is John
02:56 He's my friend
02:58 Who's a bit
03:00 He's a bit sad
03:02 Because the Philippines
03:04 Is going to release a dive league
03:06 And he needs to be happy
03:08 That's why
03:10 He's with us
03:12 Open your mouth
03:14 Open it, Kim
03:16 Take it out
03:18 So that it's beautiful
03:20 Yeah
03:22 [Laughter]
03:24 There you go
03:30 There you go
03:32 [Music]
03:34 Get out of there, Brad
03:36 So that it's spacious
03:38 [Laughter]
03:40 So that we have a beautiful view
03:42 [Laughter]
03:50 Yeah
03:52 [Music]
03:54 [Laughter]
04:04 [Meow]
04:06 [Laughter]
04:08 [Music]
04:16 [Laughter]
04:18 [Music]
04:20 Is this really for us?
04:22 Depends, do you not want it?
04:24 I think you don't want it
04:26 No, I don't have any
04:28 No, no
04:30 I don't have any
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04:54 [Music]
04:56 [Music]
04:58 What is it?
05:00 Kim, it's your sister
05:02 Huh?
05:04 I want to talk to her
05:06 Kim, she's looking for you
05:08 [Music]
05:10 [Laughter]
05:12 Hey, it's going to be a bit sexy
05:14 But not only sexy
05:16 It's also sexy in gimmick
05:18 Watch out
05:20 [Music]
05:22 [Laughter]
05:24 They say
05:26 It's embarrassing to sell underwear on the street
05:28 Especially if you're still selling
05:30 But you know, I think
05:32 It's more embarrassing to buy
05:34 Because, how are you going to measure that?
05:36 Anyway, let's watch the challenges
05:40 Of Alpha Kapal Books
05:42 Alpha Kapal Books, Act Mo
05:44 [Music]
05:46 [Music]
05:48 [Music]
05:50 Bra, panty, bra, panty
05:52 There's a brim here
05:54 Bra, panty, brim
05:56 Hey, where are you?
05:58 They're so annoying, my friends
06:00 If you don't have a job
06:02 You'll be embarrassed
06:04 But if this
06:06 Is what you're going to work
06:08 It's more embarrassing
06:10 So, what's your name?
06:12 Ron Juan
06:14 And?
06:16 It's a complete name
06:18 So, you need to watch this
06:20 This is what you're going to do
06:22 Rule number one
06:24 Bring your underwear
06:26 And put it in a traffic jam
06:28 While the traffic light is stopped
06:30 Rule number two
06:32 Allocate the passengers
06:34 Inside the cars that are stopped
06:36 And lower the price
06:38 Of what you need
06:40 Now, whoever among you three
06:42 Will be the fastest
06:44 To sell
06:46 We'll give this back to you
06:48 And to the people who will be there
06:50 Because Christmas is 5,000 pesos
06:52 [Applause]
06:54 Really?
06:56 Thank you
06:58 It's Christmas, right?
07:00 And 2,500 pesos
07:02 For the shoes
07:04 Don't forget the gift certificate
07:06 And t-shirt
07:08 And no more embarrassment
07:10 Because it's only here
07:12 At Alfa
07:14 Kapal Books
07:16 [Music]
07:18 Hey boss
07:20 Panty for 20 pesos
07:22 [Music]
07:24 [Music]
07:26 Hey, Obra
07:28 Can I have a panty?
07:30 This is a good one
07:32 This is a good one
07:34 This is a good one
07:36 Miss
07:38 Miss, this is a good one
07:40 Obra and panty
07:42 I'll buy it
07:44 Just one, just one
07:46 I'm in a hurry
07:48 Miss, this is a good one
07:50 20 pesos
07:52 This is a branded one
07:54 This is a branded one
07:56 Boss, buy this
07:58 Panty and flip
08:00 This is a good one
08:02 This is 20 pesos
08:04 I'll buy it
08:06 I'll buy it
08:08 You haven't ride home yet
08:10 Maybe you want a brief
08:12 20 pesos only
08:14 It's cheap
08:16 Here
08:18 Miss, choose one
08:22 20 pesos only
08:24 Panty and bra
08:26 Sir, just one brief
08:28 Sir, maybe you want
08:30 This is a good one, it's a branded one
08:32 20 pesos only
08:34 You haven't ride home yet
08:36 You have to buy it
08:38 [Music]
08:40 You haven't buy it
08:42 Just a brief
08:44 Here
08:46 [Music]
08:48 [Music]
08:50 20 pesos only
08:52 20 pesos only
08:54 It's Christmas
08:56 Okay, 20 pesos only
08:58 You haven't ride home yet
09:00 It's already 20 pesos only
09:02 Okay, 20 pesos only
09:04 Just a brief
09:06 It's already 20 pesos only
09:08 Okay, 20 pesos only
09:10 It's already 20 pesos only
09:12 Okay, 20 pesos only
09:14 Sir, just one brief
09:16 Sir, you have a lot of money
09:18 Just a brief
09:20 Sir, just one brief
09:22 Just a brief
09:24 Sir, just one brief
09:26 [Music]
09:32 Miss, just one brief
09:34 Sir, just one brief
09:36 Sir, just one brief
09:38 Sir, just one brief
09:40 Sir, just one brief
09:42 Sir, just one brief
09:44 Nice
09:46 Make it three
09:48 Anything
09:50 Sir
09:52 Sir, how much?
09:54 Make it three
09:56 Pink
09:58 What color?
10:00 Pink
10:02 20 pesos only
10:04 21 pesos only
10:06 Okay, 20 pesos only
10:08 Just 50 pesos only
10:10 Give it to her
10:12 Just three
10:14 50 pesos only
10:16 Just 50 pesos only
10:18 Add more
10:20 70 pesos
10:22 How much?
10:24 20 pesos only
10:26 Just a brief
10:28 15 pesos only
10:30 15 pesos only
10:32 Do you know Tagalog?
10:34 Yes, I know
10:36 Sir, just one brief
10:38 15 pesos only
10:40 Wait a minute
10:42 Just buy it
10:44 40 pesos only
10:46 For your wife
10:48 For you
10:50 Miss, just add more
10:52 If you want, just add more
10:54 Okay, I'll add more
10:56 30 pesos only
10:58 Sir
11:04 You can bargain there
11:06 Okay, I'll go there
11:08 30 pesos only
11:10 30 pesos only
11:12 Do you have change?
11:14 10 pesos only
11:16 10 pesos only
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20:30 So you should be looking at your partner.
20:32 What if your partner isn't looking at you?
20:34 Huh?
20:35 Let's see what Key and the Key Guys were able to do
20:38 in Just for Key Guys!
20:40 Hey! Find me!
20:43 Hi! Hello! Hello!
20:50 As you know, this is an exclusive portion of Just for Key Guys!
20:56 There's a saying that there are only two people who can't see straight.
21:01 It's either he's lying or he's blind.
21:05 But I said three because my friends are three.
21:09 Here it is.
21:10 Have you experienced this?
21:12 You have a partner but he can't see you straight.
21:15 I do this.
21:17 But I can't see him.
21:18 It's like, you can't understand.
21:20 But if you have a partner, you're the one.
21:22 That's what you'll do.
21:23 So, girls, what are you waiting for?
21:25 Get out of here!
21:26 You're all victims of the guys!
21:30 Hurry! Go!
21:32 What are you doing?
21:35 Who else?
21:36 You guys!
21:38 Go!
21:39 Hey, how are you?
21:42 Long time no see!
21:44 Where are you now?
21:46 Huh?
21:49 I've been looking for you for a long time.
21:51 I just saw you here.
21:52 What's up?
21:53 Hey, talk to me!
21:55 Why are you doing this to me?
22:00 Hey!
22:02 Talk to me!
22:04 Why are you avoiding me?
22:06 Talk to me!
22:08 I've been talking to you for a long time.
22:10 You're so annoying!
22:11 Talk to me!
22:13 How are you?
22:16 What's your fairness?
22:18 What did you do?
22:19 Talk to me!
22:20 Talk to me!
22:22 I'm so annoyed!
22:23 You're so annoying!
22:25 How many years have you been working here?
22:27 How many years have you been working here?
22:32 And you're here for a long time.
22:33 Do you want to work here?
22:34 What?
22:36 Answer me!
22:37 You can talk to me.
22:38 Just say "huh?"
22:40 Just one word.
22:42 I can't hear you.
22:44 What?
22:47 Who are you talking to?
22:51 How are you?
22:53 How are you?
22:56 I haven't seen you for a long time.
22:58 Do you know me?
22:59 Hey!
23:04 Don't avoid me.
23:05 Talk to me.
23:07 How are you?
23:09 What's your fairness?
23:10 I can't find you here.
23:12 Huh?
23:13 Don't bother me.
23:14 Don't bother you?
23:15 Don't talk to me.
23:16 I'm talking to you.
23:18 Please.
23:19 Please.
23:20 I'm talking to you.
23:21 I'm your ex.
23:23 Don't talk to me.
23:28 Talk to me.
23:29 Are you a baby?
23:30 I don't know you.
23:33 What do you mean?
23:34 I know your mother.
23:36 You have two children, right?
23:37 I know you.
23:45 You know me.
23:46 Talk to me.
23:47 Talk to me.
23:48 I'm sorry.
23:49 You know me.
23:51 I'm sorry.
23:52 I don't want to talk to you.
23:54 I don't want to talk to you.
23:55 I won't talk to you.
23:56 I'm here in my fan's video.
23:58 You're a camera.
24:00 Where are you going?
24:02 You're eating there.
24:03 You're not inviting me to eat.
24:05 What's your problem?
24:06 Huh?
24:07 Talk to me.
24:08 Don't leave me.
24:09 How are you?
24:10 Where are you staying?
24:11 How are your two children?
24:14 I have only one child.
24:16 How can I stay?
24:17 You have one child already.
24:19 I'm the eldest.
24:21 Right?
24:22 How old are you now?
24:24 I forgot.
24:26 I'm 45.
24:28 You're 45?
24:29 I'm talking to you.
24:31 Answer me.
24:32 You're not the one I'm talking to.
24:34 You're a fan.
24:39 You're on TV.
24:41 I can see you on TV.
24:43 You're in the fan's video.
24:45 That's our camera.
24:47 In the Pinoy's Funniest Videos,
24:50 someone won.
24:51 I have a gift for them.
24:53 A dance.
24:54 The winners of the Pinoy's Funniest Videos
24:58 are being called by telephone or television.
25:00 Any announcement that will be received
25:02 by text is not allowed
25:04 and will not be recognized by GMA7.
25:06 The third place for me
25:08 is the video number 2.
25:11 The second place is the video number 1.
25:14 And of course,
25:15 the first place for me
25:17 is the video number 3.
25:19 Yeah, Rica.
25:21 Now,
25:24 I want to apologize to you.
25:26 I'm sorry because
25:28 our show is over.
25:29 And I know you're still in the team.
25:31 But don't worry because next week,
25:32 BFD will be back in Mantala.
25:35 I'll look for my blind date.
25:37 She'll be here soon.
25:39 You know us, penguins.
25:40 We also know how to be in love.
25:43 Look,
25:44 here's Tasha.
25:46 Open it.
25:49 Hello.
25:51 Yay!
25:53 Yellow.
25:55 Get it, boys.
25:57 Okay, the 30 seconds starts now.
26:11 I'd like to thank Asian Television Awards
26:13 for believing in me for the third time.
26:15 Thank you, GMA Network,
26:16 GMA Channel 7 in the Philippines,
26:18 GMA Pinoy TV.
26:19 I'd like to dedicate this award to my wife,
26:21 Ayoy, my kids, Milo, Yanny, and Migo.
26:24 Actually, I have something very important to say
26:27 but due to time constraints,
26:29 you're not going to hear the best speech in the world.
26:31 So, I'm just going to make some funny noises
26:33 until the time comes.
26:34 Ha ha ha, hoo hoo hoo, hoo.
26:37 Cue music.
26:40 There you go.
26:42 You know.
26:44 Click and subscribe now.
26:48 Click and subscribe now!
26:50 Like now!
26:50 (upbeat music)