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00:00 ♪ Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? ♪
00:02 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪
00:05 ♪ Yeah! ♪
00:06 [music playing]
00:13 Now, Miss Daisy Duck, please tell me what happened in your own words.
00:16 Well, Doctor, I came to tell you about my boyfriend, Donald Duck.
00:20 Now, now, madam, no names.
00:22 All right, Doctor.
00:23 Well, one beautiful spring day, Donald, uh, I mean,
00:29 my boyfriend and I were walking in the park.
00:32 Now, in the window on the 99th floor of a tall building
00:36 was a beautiful flower in a pot.
00:39 It toppled out of the window and fell like a meteor
00:42 [crash]
00:43 right on my boyfriend's head.
00:46 I tried to revive him.
00:49 Finally, he came to and looked at me.
00:52 I smiled back, reassuringly, and then it happened.
00:56 It seemed as though we were hearing some strange voice.
01:00 Donald Duck, you are the greatest singer in the world.
01:07 With that, he got up, mested himself off,
01:09 gave me a long, gracious bow, and started to sing.
01:13 ♪ When you wish upon a star ♪
01:17 ♪ Shining brightly from afar ♪
01:22 It was beautiful.
01:24 I stood and chatted, tears filled my eyes.
01:27 ♪ Welcome to you ♪
01:32 As he finished, I applauded.
01:34 I was so proud of him.
01:36 But when I rushed forward to clasp his hand,
01:39 he gave me a cold, icy stare as though he didn't know me.
01:43 And before I could say, "How am I?"
01:45 he was snatched up by a famous theatrical agent.
01:49 The flower from his head fell at my feet,
01:52 a symbol of my lost love.
01:55 I took it home.
01:56 I put it in a vase on the mantel.
01:58 It was all I had to remember him by,
02:01 because I never saw him again after that day,
02:04 except in advertising, on labels,
02:08 in society columns, and on flashing marquees.
02:12 ♪ If your heart is in your dream ♪
02:17 ♪ No request is too extreme ♪
02:22 ♪ When you wish upon a star ♪
02:26 His golden voice on the radio only made it harder to bear.
02:30 I couldn't sleep. I couldn't eat.
02:33 I didn't want to live.
02:35 I was going crazy, mad, jealous.
02:38 I tell you, I was insane.
02:41 Suddenly, I was knocked out of it by a newsboy's voice.
02:44 "Donald Duck sings in person tonight at Radio City."
02:48 I rushed for my rap.
02:50 This would be his first public appearance,
02:52 my first chance to see him.
02:54 But by the time I reached Radio City,
02:57 a long line of humanity had formed.
03:00 And I was too late to get in time.
03:03 So I went to the rear and waited at the stage door.
03:08 At last I should see him.
03:11 No, a mouse warned the blind man, "Eagle!"
03:14 The mouse clamored to get his autograph.
03:16 Hoping to get a glimpse of him,
03:18 I waited through the summer and through the winter.
03:21 I walked out front, where at least I could see his picture.
03:25 "Donald, speak to me."
03:28 By the time summer came again, I was determined to see him.
03:34 To get by the doorman, I first tried pleading.
03:37 Disguise, horse.
03:41 All with the same result.
03:44 But as I was coming home that night,
03:46 I met him face to face.
03:49 "Donald, darling, I've missed you terribly.
03:53 I'm so happy for you."
03:55 But he gave me that same cold, icy stare again.
03:58 I fell at his feet and poured out my soul to him.
04:02 Oh, dear, I told him I was hungry and starving for his love.
04:07 Oh, he threw me aside and continued on his way.
04:11 But as soon as I gained control of myself,
04:14 I decided it was time to come to see you, doctor,
04:17 for a solution to my problem.
04:20 Well, it's obvious the hit on the head caused your boyfriend
04:23 to go through a complete mental and physical change.
04:25 I can help you, but first you have a big decision to make.
04:29 Do you want the world to have him and his beautiful golden voice,
04:32 or do you want him back again for yourself?
04:34 It's either the world or you.
04:37 Me! Me! Me!
04:39 Me!
04:41 Please calm yourself, Miss Duck.
04:43 Here is my professional advice.
04:44 I suggest you take that same flower, put it in a heavy pot,
04:48 and if he should...
04:50 Thank you, doctor. I'll do it tonight.
04:56 # Stars are shining
05:01 # They bring to those in love
05:06 # The sweet fulfillment of their secret love
05:13 Like a bolt.
05:17 (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
05:19 (SCREAMING)
05:29 (GASPS)
05:31 Catch it! My sweet dog!
05:36 Whistle a new tune!
05:38 (LAUGHS)