Donald Duck - How to Have an Accident At Work. (2)
Transcript
00:00 [silence]
00:05 [music]
00:11 Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, guess who?
00:17 Who never, never starts an argument? Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:23 Who's never wrong but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:29 Who gets stuck on a bad luck? No one but Donald Duck!
00:35 [music]
00:38 Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, uh, Fall Guy.
00:43 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.
00:47 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to use.
00:52 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.
00:58 For example, my day usually starts like this.
01:03 [alarm clock]
01:09 You can see Mr. Duck is very punctual.
01:13 Here comes Daddy!
01:17 [music]
01:22 The master has arrived!
01:26 Do you want to kill somebody?
01:29 Daddy's right.
01:32 Somebody can slip and break an arm.
01:35 Take it out strong! Pick yourself! Don't do that!
01:38 Put that down! Take that out! Be careful!
01:41 What's with the door?
01:43 Daddy's right.
01:46 Mm-hmm.
01:48 What's he trying to do? Run yourself up?
01:52 Daddy's right.
01:55 Daddy's still right.
01:58 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.
02:03 That's what I like to see.
02:06 But when he arrives at work, oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.
02:16 Uh, Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!
02:19 Oh, sure, you know, the unnecessary equipment.
02:23 [thunder]
02:29 Where am I?
02:30 Strictly nowhere.
02:33 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
02:36 It's Frank! That's what it is, Frank!
02:40 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
02:44 Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof, but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!
02:54 Anyone for cribbage?
02:58 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.
03:03 But now he's playing with fire.
03:08 Oh, no! Not there, stupid!
03:13 See what I mean?
03:19 Think! That's a good thought.
03:28 Keep your thoughts on the job, or your job might become...
03:35 a headache.
03:38 He really got a bang out of that one.
03:42 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb...
03:46 [speaking gibberish]
03:54 Translation, work should have flat consecration from you, or you may become flat work.
04:08 You know, since time began, man has sought to harness the powers of the universe.
04:14 Blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity.
04:19 Creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind.
04:23 Tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines.
04:28 With their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat that keep man and machine...
04:32 working together as a coordinated team, turning out production to gladden the heart of management.
04:39 [music]
05:02 He's not pinning this on me!
05:06 Boy, am I hungry!
05:12 My lunch!
05:14 Come, come, machine!
05:17 Don't! You're a monkey wrenching the machine!
05:35 [music]
05:54 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.
06:00 Soon through!
06:04 Oh boy, plug-in time!
06:15 They're off and running, it's Grills in the lead.
06:18 Out is second by a head, and Williams third.
06:20 Going to the clubhouse, turn it's nickels by an egg.
06:23 Berg is bolding, Kinney is third and adepost.
06:25 In the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call, and title coming upon Stormy.
06:32 And on his own time, too.
06:37 Well, that's fate.
06:41 Oh, what am I saying?
06:45 [music]
06:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]