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00:00 [music]
00:06 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
00:09 One guess, guess who?
00:12 Who never, never starts an argument?
00:15 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
00:18 Who's never wrong but always right?
00:21 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
00:24 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
00:27 No one but Donald Duck!
00:30 [laughter]
00:34 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
00:37 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
00:43 A mere victim of circumstances.
00:46 Call D. Duck to the stand.
00:49 [music]
00:53 Wait, son.
00:54 Raise your right hand, and watch your name.
00:58 Sit down!
01:00 Your Honor, may the light of truth...
01:05 [clears throat]
01:06 The light of truth...
01:09 [squeaks]
01:10 Guide us to find the innocent.
01:14 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
01:19 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
01:25 Only a hardened soul like Monsieur Pierre.
01:31 But we shall unmask him!
01:33 [blows]
01:34 Your Honor!
01:35 There's his true character.
01:38 Order, order! Stick to facts!
01:41 Your Honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
01:48 The simple truth, the candid truth,
01:51 is that on the lunch hour of September umpteen,
01:54 in a peaceful park, sat our little defendant.
02:00 Ah, bye-bye, little pigeon.
02:04 [music]
02:09 [sneezes]
02:11 [music]
02:24 Table for one?
02:26 One.
02:27 Your hat, Monsieur.
02:28 Ah, give me that!
02:31 [music]
02:56 May I suggest the, uh, pomme de terre à la sangle with poule?
03:00 Coffee.
03:01 Café noir, demi-tasse?
03:03 Bien, bien, chose.
03:05 Merci, Monsieur. Merci.
03:07 [music]
03:27 Hey, where's my coffee? What's the big idea?
03:30 Oh, you fool! I'm here to tell you, I'll close this door up.
03:35 [music]
03:38 I've humiliated the first person I've ever met, a friend, a brother.
03:42 Merci, Monsieur.
03:44 [music]
03:49 [gasps]
03:51 What is this?
03:55 Monsieur, we cannot allow a...
03:59 Hmm, or can we?
04:02 Café noir, fifteen dollars.
04:06 Hmm, jambon avec feuilles de laitue, three dollars.
04:14 On toast, four dollars.
04:18 [music]
04:26 Hello.
04:27 Hi. Good luck, sir.
04:29 That is your bill, Monsieur.
04:32 Oh, my bill?
04:34 [laughs]
04:36 My bill?
04:38 [music]
04:40 [speaking in French]
04:55 No, no, no, no, no, no, no nickel. Thirty-five, ninety-nine dollars.
05:01 [music]
05:04 There he was, Your Honor, crushed, helpless.
05:10 How he must have suffered.
05:14 He pleaded, but in vain.
05:18 He found Pierre cold and hard.
05:22 Then, with magnificent restraint, he voiced a timid protest.
05:29 [music]
05:36 And so you see, Your Honor, the injustice of it all.
05:41 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
05:46 I object!
05:48 Shut up!
05:49 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
05:55 Defendants stand before the bar.
05:59 Ten dollars or ten days washing dishes, or else.
06:07 [music]
06:09 [laughs]
06:12 [music]
06:17 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
06:21 I'll pay you. I'll feed you.
06:24 Anything.
06:26 [laughs]
06:30 You heard what the judge said. Ten days.
06:35 [music]
06:36 Ten more days.
06:38 [screams]
06:39 [music]
06:46 you