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00:00 ( music playing )
00:03 ( rooster crowing )
00:08 ( piglet squealing )
00:10 Hello? Piglet?
00:12 Where are you?
00:15 It's Christopher Robin!
00:18 Look!
00:22 Aw, I guess they don't want to come to the birthday party.
00:26 ( gasps )
00:28 This is birthday!
00:30 We didn't get him any presents.
00:33 Oh, there's only one thing to do.
00:37 Quick, this way.
00:39 Shouldn't we have gotten Christopher Robin
00:42 some real presents?
00:45 Hey, we're real, ain't we?
00:48 The five were the best presents a kid could get.
00:51 Boy, this is the best present any kid could get.
00:58 Pooh Bear!
01:01 Hmm, where is everybody?
01:04 Isn't it time to yell "surprise"?
01:07 Afraid not, buddy boy.
01:09 We're too late.
01:11 Christopher Robin's already got the best present
01:13 that any kid could get.
01:15 And...
01:17 it isn't us.
01:19 Well, I want to know just what it is.
01:23 Careful, rabbit.
01:26 That isn't ours.
01:28 It belongs to Christopher Robin.
01:31 ( gasps )
01:55 Ta-da!
01:57 All right!
01:58 Kid, you ain't seen nothing yet.
02:00 Just my way of saying a big happy birthday to little old you.
02:04 So come on, kid.
02:06 We're going to have some fun, fun, fun.
02:08 Uh, kid?
02:10 Hey, where'd he go?
02:12 Kid?
02:13 He's here.
02:17 Oh, he unwound it.
02:21 ( camera shutter clicking )
02:24 Whoa!
02:26 Kid!
02:27 Uh, hey, where'd he go?
02:30 ( laughing )
02:34 Oh, God!
02:36 Hey, what kind of toys are you guys supposed to be?
02:41 Well, this is Piglet and Tigger and Rabbit.
02:46 And I'm Winnie the Pooh.
02:48 But you can call me...
02:50 ( laughing )
02:52 Kid, that's priceless!
02:54 A pooh named Winnie?
02:57 ( laughing )
02:59 Don't look now, but I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.
03:03 Kid!
03:04 Come on!
03:05 Listen, uh, can any of you old timers direct me to the party?
03:11 I got a kid to make happy, huh?
03:14 Well, who are you calling old timers?
03:18 For your information, the kid is a friend of ours,
03:22 Christopher Robin.
03:24 And just who are you?
03:26 I'm Bruno, the best present a kid could get.
03:31 I walk, I talk, I sing, I dance.
03:34 I'm the A number one top toy around.
03:36 Yeah, then who?
03:38 Well, it says right here, right on the box, see?
03:40 Hey, kids, once you play with a genuine Bruno,
03:44 that's me,
03:46 you'll throw those old-fashioned toys away,
03:48 and that's you.
03:50 Oh, to throw us away?
03:52 If anybody's getting thrown away, it's you.
03:57 Not when Christopher Robin sees what I can do.
04:02 Oh, yeah?
04:03 Well, we can do lots of stuff, too.
04:06 Yeah, sure, sure, yeah.
04:08 Let's see what we find out.
04:10 Now, if I can't do everything you can do,
04:14 I'll hit the road.
04:16 Of course, if I can't,
04:19 then you guys got to leave.
04:21 Vamos, go away.
04:23 Forever.
04:24 F-F-F-F-F-F-Forever?
04:27 Would you want Christopher Robin
04:30 to be stuck with a bunch of second-rate toys?
04:35 Oh, d-d-d-d-d-d-dear.
04:37 I'm a first-rate bouncer.
04:39 How about you?
04:40 Me?
04:41 Can I bounce?
04:43 Not bad for a beginner.
04:48 But how about this?
04:50 This is embarrassing.
04:53 Hmm. Grandstanding, if you ask me.
04:57 How are you at horticulture?
04:59 Horsey what?
05:00 Ha! Just as I suspected.
05:03 You know nothing about gardening.
05:06 I didn't just fall off the carrot truck.
05:09 You want gardening?
05:10 I'll show you gardening.
05:12 Oh, my. Oh, my.
05:24 And what do you do best?
05:27 Well, uh, that is, uh...
05:30 Well... nothing.
05:33 ( laughing )
05:34 Oh, what a joke.
05:36 Next.
05:37 So, Butterball, what do you do?
05:42 Hmm. I do me things.
05:46 You things?
05:47 No. Who things?
05:50 Yeah, Bruno's. Like finding honey.
05:53 That's right.
05:54 Why, our Pooh Bear can have that honey in no time.
06:01 It's honey time.
06:03 As you can see, I am the best toy.
06:15 Oh, dear. Perhaps you shouldn't have wound him up, Pooh.
06:27 I'm going to miss Christopher Robin.
06:31 I can't believe that this morning we were such good friends.
06:36 Until that gorilla threw a monkey wrench into things.
06:40 I'll miss Christopher Robin, too.
06:48 If only I could hear his voice once more.
06:52 Pooh Bear!
06:55 Why, my honeypot sounds just like Christopher Robin.
06:59 Hey, what's going on?
07:01 They're moving on, that's what.
07:03 Hitting the road. Adios. Going bye-bye.
07:05 You mean you're leaving?
07:07 Bruno's the best present anyone could get.
07:10 Yeah, he out-bounced me.
07:13 His garden grew better than mine.
07:16 He smackereled an entire beehive.
07:20 Whole. Not a drop left.
07:24 I checked.
07:26 We want you to have the best of Christopher Robin.
07:29 And since we aren't the best...
07:32 Silly old bear.
07:35 I love you all for what you are.
07:37 Not what you can do.
07:39 Bruno's not for me.
07:41 I'm not going to keep him.
07:44 What?
07:46 The best present any kid could ever get?
07:50 I'm being...
07:53 Shipped out?
07:57 You're not keeping him?
08:00 Of course not.
08:02 He's a present for my friend.
08:04 Not for me.
08:06 Oh, that's a hot one.
08:08 You hear that, Bruno?
08:10 Bruno?
08:11 Hey, where'd that big ape get to?
08:14 The way he moves, that silly chimp could be halfway to China by now.
08:21 I wonder where I am.
08:23 Probably halfway to China.
08:26 China?
08:28 Oh, nobody will want me there, either.
08:37 Nothing for me to do but just...
08:40 Unwind him.
08:46 Bruno!
08:54 Hey, banana breath!
08:57 Hurry, let's get cranky.
09:07 Whoa, whoa!
09:09 I got a kink in my neck.
09:11 You must have a kink in your head.
09:14 Running off like that.
09:17 What are you doing here?
09:19 We were worried about you.
09:22 Why would you worry about me?
09:25 Because you are the best toy any kid could ever get.
09:28 You told us yourself.
09:31 They're constantly...
09:33 Look, these are my friends.
09:36 You'll be my friend's friend.
09:38 And you'll be happy just like we are.
09:41 No kidding?
09:43 Then what are we waiting for?
09:50 Come on, you guys, now wrap me up pretty.
09:53 I got a birthday party to go to, huh?
09:56 A birthday party?
09:58 Did he say birthday party?
10:02 There, good as new.
10:08 Bye, Bruno.
10:11 Good luck.
10:13 Christopher Robin, do you think that perhaps Bruno would take me along?
10:19 Why, Pooh?
10:21 Well, where there's a birthday party, there's cake.
10:26 And where there's cake, there's a rumbly in my tumbly.
10:31 Silly old bear.