Eeyore's Tail Tale (FULL)
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00:00 [music]
00:05 [music]
00:09 [music]
00:10 [music]
00:11 Oh, no you don't, you miserable millipedes!
00:15 Take that, you bugs!
00:17 And that!
00:18 This means war!
00:21 Retreat! Retreat!
00:24 [music]
00:26 Had enough, eh?
00:28 Well, that'll teach you to mess with my vegetables.
00:32 [music]
00:46 Uh-oh.
00:48 [squawk]
00:49 [laugh]
00:50 [music]
00:52 Another wild party at Rabbit's house.
00:56 Guess I'm not fun enough to be invited.
00:59 Maybe I should work on my image.
01:02 Let's see.
01:05 Smile's still like new.
01:08 Hardly ever use it.
01:10 [squeak]
01:12 [squawk]
01:13 Oh, I see.
01:15 It's a dance party.
01:17 Don't know what the problem is then.
01:20 Got twice as many feet to dance with as most folks.
01:26 I think I got it.
01:28 I think I--
01:29 [squawk]
01:30 [squawk]
01:31 What happened?
01:34 You again.
01:36 You're what's holding me back.
01:39 Always tagging along, getting me into trouble.
01:45 I think we've come to the tail end of our relationship.
01:50 What do you know?
01:52 Feel like the life of the party already.
01:55 [music]
01:59 [squawk]
02:00 All right, you pests.
02:02 It's payback time.
02:04 [squeak]
02:05 [cough]
02:10 Where'd those little bug-barians go?
02:15 Aha!
02:17 Tell me where your friends are or I'll spray you into next year.
02:22 Behind me?
02:23 You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?
02:27 [squawk]
02:28 [laugh]
02:33 Now that's what I call dirty fighting.
02:36 Oh, dear.
02:37 [music]
02:40 Oh, dearie dear.
02:42 Don't come any closer.
02:44 I've got this-- whatchamacallit?
02:46 [squawk]
02:47 [music]
02:52 [squawk]
02:53 Hmm, this gives me an idea.
02:57 Might be more popular, but part of me's a lot colder.
03:02 Wonder if anyone's even gonna notice.
03:06 [laugh]
03:07 Hiya, Tunky boy.
03:09 Say, I almost didn't recognize you without your tail.
03:13 We parted company at Rabbits.
03:16 I'm much happier without it.
03:19 Can't you tell?
03:20 Sure, sure.
03:21 Only how you'd be able to tell your front from your back.
03:24 My tail always took care of that.
03:27 And since you're always saying you're such a nobody,
03:30 won't you be even less of a somebody with part of your body missing?
03:34 A tail's more than just a tail, you know.
03:37 It's a friend who's always there to back you up when you need it.
03:40 You're right, Tigger.
03:42 How will I ever get the little guy back?
03:46 [laugh]
03:47 You asked the right Tigger.
03:50 Ta-da!
03:51 Stand up, pal.
03:52 Slap a grin on that face.
03:56 'Cause Tigger, private ears, hot on your case.
03:59 And Tigger, for me,
04:01 reuniting loved ones is what us private ears do best.
04:04 [laugh]
04:07 Now, that's what I call a worm wrangler.
04:16 Sometimes I amaze even myself.
04:22 [squeal]
04:25 All aboard for the Dreamboat Island cruise.
04:28 Step lively now.
04:31 Goodbye. Have a wonderful trip.
04:34 [laugh]
04:35 You vicious vermin.
04:38 Now they'll be seasick instead of lovesick.
04:41 Bon voyage.
04:44 Hello, Pooh Bear.
04:46 Hello, Rabbit.
04:48 I've come to see you, but you don't seem to be home.
04:52 What can I do for you on this wonderful day, Pooh?
04:56 Want to borrow some honey? Break my china? Tie my ears in a knot?
05:00 [laugh]
05:01 Oh, I don't think I want anything as important as those things.
05:06 What's that, Rabbit?
05:08 Oh, why, this old thing?
05:10 It's nothing at all.
05:12 Far too unimportant for you to trifle with anyway.
05:16 Well, Pooh Bear, it was so nice to see you again,
05:19 but I really must run.
05:20 I'm afraid I'm much too busy to even say good--
05:23 [thud]
05:25 If this thing's that unimportant to Rabbit,
05:29 I bet he'd really be pleased if I found an important use for it.
05:34 My tail.
05:41 My best friend.
05:43 It's gone.
05:45 Hmm. Tails are just tails, not legs.
05:48 Someone had to help it run.
05:50 You mean it's been stolen?
05:53 Exactly.
05:55 I'll start my search by interrogating the nearest suspicious rabbit.
05:59 Old Long Ears has always got a tail to tell.
06:03 [humming]
06:06 Who can that be?
06:09 Yes?
06:10 Gotcha!
06:13 Where were you at 13 o'clock today?
06:15 13 o'clock? Well, I was--
06:17 Where were you on the night of the 43rd?
06:19 I was at--
06:20 When was the next to the last time you saw Eeyore's tail?
06:23 Eeyore's tail? I don't know.
06:25 And where does your lap go when you stand up?
06:28 [giggles]
06:29 Impressive, aren't I?
06:31 Will someone please tell me what's going on?
06:35 I'm on a case.
06:36 Oh, no.
06:38 I didn't think it was that exciting.
06:40 My worm wrangler.
06:42 Someone took my worm wrangler.
06:45 Oh, boy, another case.
06:47 But what about my tail?
06:50 Not now, Eeyore.
06:53 If my superstitions are correct, these two crimes is related.
06:57 But you don't have any clues.
06:59 Oh, no. The thief took them, too.
07:02 Who was the last no-goodnik you saw
07:05 nastying it up around here?
07:07 No one except Pooh Bear, but he's--
07:09 The criminal mastermind of the century.
07:12 It's a case of very little brain going bad.
07:16 I have a sad feeling my tail's gonna come out
07:19 on the bottom of this.
07:21 My tummy's telling me this witch-macaulat's
07:28 really a bee tickler.
07:31 [giggles]
07:32 [chittering]
07:34 I was right.
07:40 There certainly is something to smile about.
07:45 Uh-oh.
07:47 Tickle, tickle.
07:49 Oh, bother.
07:53 Is it time for a midnight smackerel already?
08:01 Oops.
08:03 Hark! My private ears tell me
08:07 that's the sound of the getaway car.
08:09 Yep, and it sounds like it's getting this way.
08:14 [gasps]
08:15 Ha-ha!
08:17 Trying to disguise yourself, eh, buddy bear?
08:20 Well, I won't fool this super sloth.
08:23 Yes, sir, buddy.
08:24 We're on to you for committing two--
08:26 count 'em-- two crimes of the century.
08:30 Who would have thought it of such a nice, gentle friend?
08:34 Confess, you two-bit hood.
08:35 Where's my worm wrangler?
08:37 Yeah, where is it?
08:38 But what about my tail?
08:40 I don't have a tail or a worm wrangler,
08:43 but I'm sure Mr. Private Ear can find them both.
08:47 And perhaps he can find my missing bee tickler, too.
08:51 I love this job.
08:53 When a-going gets tough
09:11 and a-tough start a-groanin'
09:13 'cause things get lost or bent or stolen,
09:16 never fear, take a-the Private Ear is here.
09:20 When you can't see the woods 'cause there's too many trees
09:31 and you can't find a needle 'cause the hay makes you sneeze,
09:35 never fear, take a-the Private Ear is here.
09:41 [playing jazz]
09:44 When feet prints need followin' and clues can be found,
09:57 when gum shoes are pussyfootin' all over town,
10:01 never fear, take a-the Private Ear is here.
10:08 Handcuffin' and snoopin' and chasin' down pests,
10:12 whatever the case, it's what tiggers do best.
10:16 Never fear, take a-the Private Ear is here.
10:25 Oh, dear! [laughs]
10:28 Forward, men, the chase is on,
10:31 and I'm leaving no stone underdone.
10:34 This worm wranglin', bee ticklin', tail-nabbin' rogue
10:37 is mighty slick, but Private Ear tiggers hot on this trail,
10:41 and I haven't missed a clue yet.
10:43 Sure do miss my tail.
10:46 Oh, my, I wonder where they're going in such a hurry.
10:50 Oh, dear, that certainly looks like a very small part
10:54 of a very large animal.
10:57 Well, I really must be going, too. [laughs]
11:00 But don't bother getting up to say goodbye.
11:03 Yipes!
11:05 Please, I'd rather be your friend than your dinner.
11:09 Oh, my, that certainly is a relief.
11:13 You might come in very handy for protecting me from spookables.
11:18 When you're a very small animal,
11:20 the list of spookables is pretty big.
11:23 But you won't mind, will you?
11:26 We've been marching around for hours.
11:29 Haven't you found any clues yet, Tigger?
11:32 Nope. I'm so clever, the thief ran out of clues to give me.
11:36 I gotta help him out by making up some of my own.
11:39 What I can't figure is why anyone would want
11:41 Eeyore's less than splendiferous tail.
11:44 It has to be one pitiful little termite.
11:48 Piglet's little and pitiful, and he doesn't have a tail.
11:53 Probably just couldn't stand it anymore.
11:56 Gasp! Piglet! That's it!
11:59 I'm gonna make private of your history by sending Piglet to the big house.
12:04 Oh, but, Tigger, he's much too little to live in a big house.
12:09 Ah, come along, Pooh. I'll explain it to you later.
12:13 Ah-ha! There's the little shifty-shifteroo shuffling around his hideout.
12:19 The little guy sure fooled me.
12:21 He must be an incredible master of disguises.
12:24 Shucks, he's so good, I wouldn't be surprised if even he really didn't know who he was.
12:30 Which means he'll probably want to hire me to find that missing person.
12:34 That's why I made this wanted poster.
12:37 Now there's no way he can get away from old yours truly.
12:41 There. My bully bamboozler's all finished.
12:44 Don't move, false face. We caught you pink-handed.
12:48 Caught me? Caught me doing what?
12:51 Caught you looking like this poster, of course.
12:54 You know, Tigger, your poster really looks more like that gentleman over there.
12:59 Hmm. You're right, Pooh. Grab him!
13:03 My word, this reminds me of the bell rope Uncle Torbert brought back from the Dark Continent.
13:12 Nuts! He got away.
13:14 And he took my bully bamboozler with him.
13:17 Tigger, you're the great privateer. Do something. That thief has got to be stopped.
13:23 And that's just what I'm going to do, bunny boy.
13:26 I'm about to shed some light on the culprit's dark and damp identity.
13:33 It's time to get to the top of this mess and clear it up once and for all.
13:40 Hmm. They don't make them like they used to.
13:46 I hope we're not disturbing you, Owl.
13:49 We just want to expose you for the jailbird you are.
13:52 It's my hypotenuse that Owl turned to a life of crime because he grew up misunderstood.
13:58 I misunderstood? Inconceivable.
14:02 Don't fight it, Feathers. You haven't got a chance.
14:05 I've got a whole brain load of circumserial evidence proving my point.
14:10 Owl stole Piglet's bully bamboozler to guard his ill-gotten grains.
14:16 And he took Pooh's bee tickler to keep his pointy-tailed minions in line.
14:21 What about my worm wrangler?
14:23 Who else would need it to catch those early morning wrigglies but an early bird-brain like Owl?
14:30 Well, I really, I...
14:33 Yes, sirree? I can only conclude...
14:36 Oh!
14:38 My worm wrangler!
14:40 My bee tickler!
14:43 My bully bamboozler!
14:45 Uncle Torbert's bell rope!
14:47 Hmm. You know, I have seen this thing before.
14:51 Of course you have, Digger. It's always the last thing you see after Eeyore says goodbye.
14:58 I know no one cares except me.
15:02 But that's my tale.
15:06 Wait, Eeyore! That's it! Your tale's the real guilty party!
15:11 It plotted its own disappearance till you learned to appreciate it.
15:15 I knew it all along.
15:17 Well, from now on, me and him are gonna stick together no matter what.
15:23 I'm even gonna let it walk in front for a change.
15:28 (GROANS)
15:30 Owl!
15:33 Oh, dear.
15:36 I think Eeyore forgot he was at Owl's.
15:39 Too bad he didn't have a little more hindsight.
15:43 I hereby declare the case of Eeyore's tale tale artificially closed.
15:48 Well, it's a good thing, too.
15:50 With all this privateer foolishness, I've lost my patience.
15:54 Lost your patience?
15:56 Then I, Digger Privateer, won't rest till I find it.
16:00 When will I ever learn?