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00:29 [Music]
00:40 [Gagging]
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01:27 [Glass Breaking]
01:28 [Music]
01:54 Good morning gentlemen, could I interest you in our new super deluxe cookbook?
01:58 No!
01:59 [Music]
02:08 Duck?
02:09 Yes gentlemen, as I was saying, I have here just about the handiest, handiest little book full of gastronomical surprises
02:18 that have attempted the jaded palate of a fastidious food fancier.
02:23 Oh, don't bother fixing anything for me, I just finished my lunch.
02:27 Now here we are, take this recipe for instance, Baffinette of Baby Borscht with Sour Cream.
02:34 Mmm, mmm.
02:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what does it say about roast duck?
02:38 Roast duck, yes sir, roast duck, roast duck, yeah.
02:42 Here we are, roast duck a la Oscar.
02:44 First you take a duck, after lopping off its head and feet, you place it in a, hmm, lopping off its head and feet.
02:52 Soups, a very delicious soup can be made from diced duck.
02:58 What you want is a dish of delicious ice cream, yeah.
03:04 I'd like to see them sneak a duck into this one.
03:07 Sunday Delight Supreme, sprinkled profusely with crushed duck.
03:12 Yikes.
03:16 Yikes.
03:19 Yikes.
03:21 Don't you think it would be a good idea to sort of open that door, it seems a little stuffy in here.
03:37 (hoots)
03:39 My company has authorized me to...
03:42 (hoots)
03:44 (laughs)
03:46 (gunshot)
03:55 (clicking)
03:59 (gunshot)
04:01 (tires screeching)
04:10 (dramatic music)
04:12 And what's cooking, Doc?
04:18 (gurgling)
04:22 (grunts)
04:25 (hoots)
04:27 My company has authorized me to...
04:29 (hoots)
04:38 (laughs)
04:40 (gunshot)
04:46 (gunshots)
04:49 (gunshot)
04:55 (hoots)
05:01 (clicks)
05:07 (gunshots)
05:09 I suppose it would be utterly futile at this point
05:14 to inform you that my company has authorized me
05:17 to give away absolutely free,
05:19 a complete six course turkey dinner.
05:21 Turkey dinner?
05:23 Turkey dinner?
05:24 Why certainly, observe.
05:27 Gentlemen, dinner is served.
05:34 (clanks)
05:36 And gentlemen, while you're enjoying your meal,
05:40 don't forget that the Classy Cut Cliffs Catering Company
05:43 made it possible.
05:44 I bid you...
05:46 Hold on.
05:47 (door slams)
05:48 (children laughing)
05:51 (hoots)
06:04 (clanks)
06:06 Good morning, gentlemen.
06:08 Could I interest you in some delicious after dinner mints?
06:11 Well, here we go again.
06:15 (hoots)
06:18 (upbeat music)