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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:33 Here is the home of Mr. G.G. Geek, daring adventurer,
00:37 famous explorer, great athlete, pioneer woodsman,
00:40 Indian fighter, trapper, and soldier of fortune.
00:44 In the eyes of his son, that is.
00:48 Well, son, you're going to learn plenty
00:49 about the great outdoors.
00:51 I'm going to teach you how to make camp, how to build a fire,
00:54 show you all about woodcraft.
00:57 Gee, swell, Dad.
00:59 Then I'm going to show you how to hunt.
01:01 Oh, boy, Pop.
01:03 Maybe we'll get a lion, huh?
01:05 Well, we might get a rabbit.
01:08 Oh, boy.
01:09 I was driving a stagecoach between Tobar and Lombok.
01:16 A million dollars in gold dust, bayonets
01:18 lurking behind every rock.
01:20 Gee haw, mice, get along.
01:23 Gee, walker.
01:24 Yep, there I stood.
01:26 Injuns coming from every which way.
01:28 I'm knocking them off like flies.
01:30 God.
01:30 Follow these tracks into the dense jungle.
01:33 Biggest tiger I ever shot.
01:35 Charging straight for me, hooves a-pounding,
01:38 ground a-shaking, hoo and collected.
01:41 What was that?
01:44 Sounded like a back tire, Daddy.
01:46 Oh, I thought it was a front one.
01:50 Well, here we are.
01:51 Little place as any.
01:53 Let's hit the trail.
01:54 [GUNSHOTS]
01:57 [GROWLING]
02:00 [GUNSHOT]
02:01 [GUNSHOT]
02:02 You got it, Pop.
02:03 [WHISTLE]
02:04 [WHISTLE]
02:05 Yep, drilled it right between the eyes.
02:08 Toss it up again, son.
02:10 [WHISTLE]
02:11 [GUNSHOTS]
02:16 Reminds me of the time in the Swiss Alps.
02:19 I was guiding a party of four, scaling the Matterhorn.
02:22 Well, this is a good spot.
02:24 We'll pitch camp right here, son.
02:26 You unpack the vittles, and I'll hang up our meat,
02:29 safe from the little forest creatures.
02:30 Hm?
02:36 [GROWLING]
02:39 Any wild animals up here, Pop?
02:41 No, and if there was, I'd grab him by the tail.
02:44 I'd swing him around, and I'd twist his arm,
02:47 and I'd jump on him.
02:48 And then I'd give him the old heave-ho.
02:50 [WHISTLE]
02:52 Come on, Pop.
02:53 Let's skin that old lion.
02:54 [GROWLING]
02:55 Come on, son.
02:56 We got to rustle up some grub.
02:58 Now we rub two sticks together.
03:00 This is the way the Indians did it.
03:01 [GROWLING]
03:04 [PANTING]
03:05 Ka-choo!
03:07 Better put your sweater on.
03:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:11 [GASPING]
03:12 [GROWLING]
03:15 [GASPING]
03:16 [LAUGHING]
03:17 Not bad, huh?
03:18 For not using any matches.
03:19 [GROWLING]
03:20 Yep, son.
03:21 Used to be known as Sour Dojo, best flapjacks in the Yukon.
03:25 [GROWLING]
03:27 Mm-hmm.
03:28 Really stick your ribs.
03:29 [GROWLING]
03:31 [THUD]
03:33 [RATTLING]
03:34 [CRASHING]
03:35 What was that?
03:36 A lion?
03:37 Nah, just forest noises.
03:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:42 Well, time to bed down.
03:47 Good night, son.
03:49 Good night, Daddy.
03:51 Keep your powder dryer.
03:52 Daddy?
03:57 [YAWNING]
03:59 I want to drink a water.
04:02 OK.
04:04 [SNORING]
04:07 [GASPING]
04:12 [CRASHING]
04:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:18 [SNORING]
04:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:25 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
04:26 Daddy?
04:27 What?
04:28 We didn't say our prayers.
04:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:32 And bless Mommy, and bless Daddy, and bless the lion.
04:37 [YAWNING]
04:38 Amen.
04:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:43 Daddy?
04:44 Yeah?
04:45 Do lions sleep in sleeping bags?
04:47 [YAWNING]
04:50 Lions, lions.
04:53 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
04:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:58 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
04:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:01 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
05:02 [LION GROWLING]
05:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:06 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
05:07 [LION GROWLING]
05:10 A lion?
05:12 Shoot him, Daddy.
05:13 [LION GROWLING]
05:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:18 [CAMERA SHUTTER]
05:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:20 [GUNSHOT]
05:22 Hey, Pop, not this tree.
05:24 That one.
05:25 Never you mind.
05:26 I'm checking this one first.
05:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:31 [LION GROWLING]
05:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:34 I got you.
05:35 Stick him up.
05:36 Ooh.
05:37 [GUNSHOT]
05:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:41 Ow!
05:42 Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:43 [LION GROWLING]
05:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:45 Help!
05:46 Chase him closer, Daddy.
05:48 Help!
05:49 Help!
05:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:51 [GASPING]
05:52 Gotcha!
05:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:57 Which way did he go?
05:58 [PANTING]
05:59 He's gone.
06:00 Pull up the stakes, son.
06:02 We're breaking camp.
06:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:07 [GUNSHOT]
06:08 Oh, boy, Pop, you almost caught that old lion.
06:11 Yeah, I did.
06:13 [LION GROWLING]
06:14 Well, it's lucky for him, because I'd
06:16 grab him by the tail, and I'd swing him around,
06:18 and I'd twist his arm, and I'd jump on him,
06:21 and then I'd give him the old heave-ho.
06:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:29 The lion!
06:31 Ow!
06:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:34 Did I ever tell you about the time I was a race driver?
06:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:45 (upbeat music)