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00:00 [music]
00:24 How to Fish
00:26 Successful angling no longer depends upon fisherman's luck.
00:32 For today, fishing has become a truly fascinating science.
00:37 [clears throat]
00:39 When the fish can be determined by the astrological signs of the zodiac,
00:45 whose countless stars and planets control all the tides of the Earth's waters.
00:51 Hence, when Neptune enters the constellation of Pisces, or fishes,
00:57 the cosmic vibrations create in the fish an uncontrollable desire to bite.
01:04 When the Earth enters this celestial orbit,
01:07 it too falls under the powerful influence of these vibrations.
01:14 Now, let us observe the effect of this phenomena on man.
01:20 The dormant within his bosom slumbers an inert instinct to fish.
01:25 This desire becomes acute only through bodily contact
01:29 with the cosmic undulations of Pisces, or fishes.
01:34 This creates a mental malady known as fishes' febris, or fishing fever.
01:41 [music]
01:46 During this trans-like period, the angler checks his fishing tackle
01:52 and succumbs to an overwhelming desire to test his casting skill.
01:57 A deft flick of the wrist, whip of the pole, tug of the line,
02:01 and the angler can easily imagine a fighting fish in a crystal pool.
02:06 [music]
02:09 Where to fish?
02:12 Ah, the beauty of the sunrise over high, rugged mountains.
02:17 The freshness of the early morning dew.
02:20 [thunder]
02:23 The joy of sleeping in the great out of doors.
02:26 The fisherman awakens at the crack of dawn,
02:29 deeply impressed with his closeness to nature.
02:32 [thumping]
02:35 Ah, to breathe deeply of that pure, rarefied mountain air.
02:40 [music]
02:46 [splash]
02:49 The trout.
02:51 The mountain trout is an alert, intelligent creature.
02:56 A fighter of the first water, rugged, strong, daring.
03:02 [growling]
03:05 His dauntless fortitude makes him absolutely fearless.
03:10 [squawking]
03:11 [whistling]
03:14 How to approach the stream.
03:18 Slip up quietly, lay shrub or bush,
03:23 and don't let the fish see you coming.
03:25 [music]
03:28 [thud]
03:29 [music]
03:31 [splash]
03:32 Oh, now you've done it.
03:35 Once the pool is disturbed, the fish can never be enticed to bite.
03:40 [music]
03:53 Fly fishing.
03:54 The fly fisherman must know how his tackle and other objects appear to the fish.
04:00 [music]
04:02 Therefore, through the eyes of the fish, we view the angler.
04:06 [music]
04:08 The tempting fly.
04:09 [ding]
04:10 And study carefully the reaction of the fish.
04:13 [music]
04:14 [laughing]
04:19 The lure is scientifically designed.
04:23 When dropped into the water,
04:25 the resulting optical illusion creates a very realistic effect.
04:30 [music]
04:48 [splash]
04:50 [splash]
04:52 [splash]
04:56 [music]
05:01 To cast the lure, select a spot free from overhanging brush and limb.
05:07 Swing the arm with a liquid rhythmical motion.
05:11 [music]
05:17 [arrow flying]
05:19 [arrow flying]
05:20 When the fish catches an arrow, the lure skims over the water to land lightly into that deep purple pool.
05:27 [music]
05:29 [arrow flying]
05:33 [arrow flying]
05:38 [arrow flying]
05:41 Ah, the perfect catch.
05:42 The line sinks and the poor fish is really hooked.
05:46 [music]
05:52 Lake fishing, immortalized in the words of the ancient Ba'al.
05:57 Quote, "Upon young lake's calm, placid breath,
06:02 the angler flies his yacht to tempt a smile from lady luck,
06:07 where'er his hook may fall." Unquote.
06:11 [sizzling]
06:12 Uh-oh, a strike, a strike.
06:14 Boy, what a whopper.
06:16 Look at that pole bend.
06:18 Hear that reel shake.
06:19 Don't give him any slack.
06:20 Play him, play him.
06:23 Keep cool now, don't get excited.
06:25 Here he comes.
06:29 There he goes.
06:32 What a man.
06:33 Keep cool.
06:34 Use your head, man, use your head.
06:35 Keep your eye on him.
06:37 Wow, look at him go.
06:39 Oh, boy, what a beauty.
06:41 Now brace yourself.
06:47 We landed her.
06:48 Watch it now, watch it, watch it.
06:50 Don't let him get back in the water.
06:54 Truly, no pride is so justifiable
07:00 as that of a successful fisherman.
07:05 [music]
07:16 (metal clanging)