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00:40 >> Every large city offers a wealth of opportunities for a good private detective.
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00:53 The requirements for such a job are quite simple.
00:56 Item number one, he needs office space.
00:59 Item number two, a client.
01:01 A classy dame with a problem.
01:04 Howdy, ma'am.
01:05 >> Find Al.
01:08 >> Sure, I'll find Al.
01:11 Oh boy, a hundred smackaroos.
01:14 Item number three, he needs a working agreement with homicide.
01:19 Al? Al? Al, um, well, who?
01:25 >> Now listen, you leave this Al case to the police. Understand?
01:32 And last but not least, a shady or suspicious character.
01:36 >> Who?
01:38 >> Hey, Seamus, toss me your heater.
01:42 Nah, stupid, your rod, your gat, your gun.
01:48 But a smart dick knows how to handle a cheap hood.
01:52 Eyeball, you know too much about Al.
01:56 A private eye knows how to dish it out.
02:00 >> Oh yeah? Well, take this.
02:02 [ Explosion ]
02:04 >> And how to take it.
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02:09 >> Ever alert, he follows every lead.
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02:18 >> I told you to drop this case, Eyeball.
02:22 >> Well, how did you know it was me?
02:26 >> Has a photographic eye and never forgets a face.
02:30 >> Say, do you know Al?
02:33 >> Don't hear you.
02:35 >> Well, I'll give you a dollar.
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02:39 >> I hear you now. This one's on the house.
02:42 Did you say Al?
02:45 >> I know that face. I think.
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03:04 >> Looks like I'm getting to the bottom of this case.
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03:18 >> I thought I told you to let the police handle this Al case.
03:22 >> Obviously, the next step is to check the Chronicle's files
03:27 and get all the information on Al.
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03:35 >> No were-a-boy seen that face before.
03:38 [ Screaming ]
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03:47 >> And don't come back till you're ready.
03:49 >> A smart operator always keeps in close contact with the police.
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04:01 >> I told you to leave this case alone, Eyeball.
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04:07 >> See you.
04:09 >> Beat it. I'm busy.
04:11 >> You leave this Al case to the police.
04:15 >> That brings quick results.
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04:20 >> Follow that car.
04:22 >> Yeah, follow that car.
04:25 >> Follow that car.
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04:58 [ Screaming ]
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05:27 [ Siren ]
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05:38 [ Explosion ]
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05:44 [ Crash ]
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06:10 [ Screaming ]
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06:25 >> Here's Al.
06:28 >> Al?
06:30 >> Somebody call me?
06:32 >> Al Muldoon, where have you been?
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06:45 >> I told you to leave this case alone.
06:47 >> Well, guess that proves that crime don't pay.
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