Goofy - Cold War (1951)
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:03 (upbeat music)
00:06 (sneezes)
00:30 - The carrier of the common cold
00:32 is a tiny virus easily identified by his red nose.
00:37 Although the virus wins few friends,
00:41 he influences many people.
00:42 Sometimes the average man seems
00:46 to deliberately try to catch cold.
00:48 Huh?
00:50 (dramatic music)
00:53 (sneezes)
01:01 - Geef, take that cold out of here.
01:04 - But boss, look, I don't have a cold.
01:08 (sneezes)
01:10 - Now look, Geef, a cold is nothing to be sneezed at.
01:15 - Beat it!
01:18 (upbeat music)
01:20 - Gordon, an outcast from society,
01:25 shunned by a cruel cold world.
01:30 (panting)
01:33 (sneezes)
01:35 - Hello?
01:37 (sneezes)
01:40 I feel awful.
01:41 Where is everybody?
01:45 Honey, plague Bridget Mabels,
01:50 dinner and icebox, deserted.
01:53 - Deserted by the ones he loves the most
01:57 in his hour of need,
01:59 alone with his misery.
02:00 (sniffing)
02:03 A definite change has come over this man.
02:06 He doesn't even look like himself.
02:10 The top of his head feels like it's blowing up.
02:13 He feels awful.
02:18 But man has always been a fighter.
02:21 (trumpet blaring)
02:24 (glass shattering)
02:27 (upbeat music)
02:29 (upbeat music)
02:32 (upbeat music)
02:35 (upbeat music)
02:37 (upbeat music)
02:40 (upbeat music)
02:47 (upbeat music)
02:51 (panting)
03:02 (upbeat music)
03:05 (upbeat music)
03:08 (whistling)
03:10 (upbeat music)
03:12 (explosion)
03:22 (clicking)
03:26 (whirring)
03:28 (clanging)
03:32 - No!
03:35 (splashing)
03:37 (whirring)
03:41 (whistling)
03:48 (upbeat music)
03:50 (train whistling)
03:55 (clicking)
04:00 (clicking)
04:01 - Hi, honey.
04:02 - Hello.
04:04 - What are you doing home?
04:06 - I don't feel good.
04:08 - Am I ever glad to be home?
04:09 My, my, what a day.
04:11 - I'm sick.
04:12 - Ooh, my feet are just simply killing me.
04:15 There, that's better.
04:17 - I've got a cold.
04:19 (laughing)
04:20 - That nosy Mrs. Ripsnoop.
04:22 Did I ever give her the cold shoulder?
04:24 She tried to tell me how I should follow suit.
04:27 I'll bet you'd have enjoyed the game,
04:28 the second rubber in particular.
04:30 I do the ace, queen, and a beautiful run of heights.
04:32 Loveliest hand I've ever felt.
04:34 And you know the prize?
04:35 Oh, some silly mini thing.
04:37 Heaven knows what I'll do with it.
04:39 Well, but anyway, George.
04:43 George, are you listening?
04:46 - Huh?
04:47 - I'll bet you haven't heard
04:48 a single solitary word I've been saying.
04:51 (sneezing)
04:52 What on earth's the matter with you?
04:54 - I've got a cold.
04:55 - A what?
04:57 Oh, you poor boy.
04:59 (sniffing)
05:00 Well, don't stand there like an idiot.
05:02 Close that window, bundled up.
05:04 Get off that cold floor, jump into bed.
05:06 (sneezing)
05:08 Mama's little man don't feel so good?
05:11 - Uh-uh.
05:12 - Well, we'll take care of that.
05:14 We'll break that old cold.
05:19 Mustn't get chilled.
05:27 Say ah.
05:28 (screaming)
05:31 You look feverish.
05:34 Probably just getting a cold.
05:36 Keep covered up.
05:39 Nice warm mustard plaster just the thing.
05:41 (screaming)
05:49 It's all in your head.
05:50 Now some nose drops.
05:53 There, feel any relief?
05:57 Kind of woozy?
06:00 This should do it.
06:03 (sizzling)
06:05 Ah, sleeping like a baby.
06:09 - And so two weeks later,
06:18 Mr. Geef's cold had run its natural course.
06:21 And once again, Mr. Geef felt like a human being.
06:24 Mr. Geef was firmly convinced
06:26 that a cold is nothing to be sneezed at.
06:29 (siren blaring)
06:32 (sneezing)
06:34 (panting)
06:36 (sneezing)
06:42 (upbeat music)
06:45 (upbeat music)
06:47 (upbeat music)