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00:00 [ Music ]
00:29 [ Music ]
00:32 >> Hey, fellas!
00:33 I'm a father!
00:34 >> Hey, George.
00:35 >> Have a seat.
00:36 >> Thanks, George.
00:37 >> How's the wife?
00:38 >> How much did I weigh?
00:39 >> Five, six, seven or eight pounds.
00:41 >> Come on, George.
00:42 >> My nose, the wife's hair, mother's eyes, my side of the family looks like, and smart takes after me.
00:51 >> The new father should start immediately sharing the responsibility for the child's upbringing.
00:59 [ Music ]
01:25 >> Boo! Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo!
01:29 >> Stop it, George.
01:31 Here, help me.
01:33 Oil, cotton, cotton, shirt, diapers, pins, rubber pants.
01:38 [ Music ]
01:44 George, the bottle.
01:47 The bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle.
01:58 [ Music ]
02:07 >> George, hurry, wake up.
02:09 Today's the day baby visits grandma.
02:11 >> Huh?
02:13 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17 [ Music ]
02:32 >> Junior going bye-bye.
02:39 >> Although the doting father sometimes doubts he will get through this trying period, the average man usually does.
02:46 And even looks back with fond memories on such things as baby's first tooth, baby's first step, and baby's first word.
02:56 Such things past, father feels at last he's earned his Sunday morning snooze.
03:01 >> Oh, it's mine.
03:02 I had it first.
03:03 >> Give it back.
03:04 >> I'll tell my papa.
03:05 >> No, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears.
03:08 >> Stop it.
03:09 >> What's the matter with that kid of yours?
03:10 >> My kid?
03:11 >> Yes, yours.
03:12 >> I had it first.
03:13 >> Oh, yeah?
03:14 >> Yeah.
03:15 [ Horn Blows ]
03:16 [ Music ]
03:21 >> George, come in and let the children play.
03:25 >> After a hard day at the office, the tired father wins his weary way homeward.
03:30 >> Junior.
03:31 >> Daddy.
03:32 >> Oof.
03:33 >> Why don't you breathe?
03:34 [ Music ]
03:39 >> Bang.
03:40 >> Ow.
03:41 >> The child craves the companionship of his father.
03:44 >> There we are.
03:46 >> I don't like it.
03:48 >> Ooh.
03:49 >> Whoopee.
03:51 Right up your boy.
03:53 [ Screaming ]
03:55 Letterbox.
03:56 Yippee.
03:58 [ Music ]
04:02 >> Oh, poor horsey break a leg?
04:05 >> Uh-huh.
04:06 [ Music ]
04:09 >> Wow.
04:11 [ Music ]
04:13 >> Playtime over, the tired father relaxes, knowing that his well-mannered child will respect dad's leisure time and allow father to read the news and smoke his favorite pipe.
04:24 [ Music ]
04:27 >> Junior, you keep your hands off my pipe.
04:31 >> All right, daddy.
04:33 Play football, daddy?
04:35 >> No.
04:36 >> Wow.
04:37 Play cowboy Indian, daddy?
04:38 >> No.
04:39 >> Arararar.
04:42 Want to play soldier?
04:43 >> I said no.
04:46 >> Wow.
04:49 >> Junior, pick all those toys up.
04:53 >> No.
04:54 >> What?
04:55 Didn't daddy tell you to pick up your toys?
04:59 >> Uh-huh.
05:00 >> Well, pick them up then.
05:03 >> No.
05:05 >> The adult mind must cope with childish innocence and with superior intellect and ingenuity convince the child to obey.
05:13 >> Uh-huh.
05:15 >> Now, Junior, don't you pick up a single solitary one of those toys.
05:22 >> All right, I won't.
05:24 >> That's a good boy.
05:26 Pick up your toys.
05:29 >> No.
05:30 >> Yes.
05:31 >> No.
05:32 >> Yes.
05:33 >> No.
05:34 >> Yes.
05:35 >> George, stop growling at the boy.
05:37 >> I'm not growling.
05:38 >> You'll get nowhere arguing at his level.
05:40 >> But he deliberately said --
05:42 >> Oh, for heaven's sakes, use a little psychology.
05:45 [ Humming ]
05:53 >> Is that fun, daddy?
05:55 >> Huh?
05:56 >> I'll help too, daddy.
05:58 >> Ah, yes, father and son working as a cooperative team.
06:02 >> There now.
06:03 Wasn't that a lot of fun?
06:05 >> Yes, daddy.
06:06 >> Whoa!
06:08 [ Explosion ]
06:11 >> [ Laughs ] Daddy, funny.
06:14 >> All right, Junior, time for bed.
06:16 >> All right, mommy.
06:19 >> I'll teach that kid a thing or two.
06:25 >> Where'd he go?
06:26 Junior!
06:28 >> Here I am, daddy.
06:30 >> Now, look here, young man.
06:32 I'm going to --
06:33 >> Good night, daddy.
06:38 >> Well, what do you know?
06:40 Look at that.
06:42 Oh, well.
06:44 Kids, they're wonderful.
06:47 I wish I had a million of them.
06:50 >> George, how does this look?
06:53 >> [ Gasps ]
06:56 >> Wow.
06:58 [ "Dio e Zingaro" plays ]
07:01 ♪♪