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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:20 >> There's the answer to your problem, pal.
00:38 [MUSIC]
00:48 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53 >> Nobody's gonna know.
00:54 Take it.
00:55 [MUSIC]
01:01 >> Atta boy, atta boy.
01:03 [MUSIC]
01:05 >> Watch it, pal.
01:06 [MUSIC]
01:11 >> Whoo!
01:12 [MUSIC]
01:22 >> Whatcha doing?
01:28 >> Get those kids to bed.
01:30 >> Get to bed!
01:33 >> Thomas Graham.
01:35 >> Slam!
01:36 [MUSIC]
01:39 >> [INAUDIBLE]
01:45 [MUSIC]
01:48 >> Think of that date with Daisy.
01:50 Remember, anything worth having is worth working for.
01:53 Try this off.
01:54 [MUSIC]
01:59 >> Hurry up, stupid.
02:00 You ain't got all night.
02:02 [MUSIC]
02:04 >> I'll open you up.
02:09 [MUSIC]
02:14 >> Neat job, pal.
02:16 [MUSIC]
02:19 >> Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger.
02:22 I'm late.
02:23 Uncle Donald.
02:25 >> Uh-oh, those kids again.
02:27 >> Uncle Donald.
02:29 Uncle Donald.
02:31 [MUSIC]
02:33 >> Yes, boss.
02:34 Same old you.
02:37 >> Got it.
02:38 >> You forgot to kiss us goodnight.
02:42 [MUSIC]
02:45 >> Yeah.
02:46 [MUSIC]
02:51 >> Goodnight, Uncle Donald.
02:54 [MUSIC]
03:04 [MUSIC]
03:14 [MUSIC]
03:24 [MUSIC]
03:34 [MUSIC]
03:37 [MUSIC]
03:43 [MUSIC]
03:51 >> Goodnight, big shot.
03:53 >> Big shot, big shot, big shot.
03:57 You're a big shot.
03:58 [LAUGH]
04:01 >> Yes, sir, she thinks you're a big shot.
04:03 You probably look like a millionaire to her, a big shot playboy.
04:07 But you're not.
04:10 Suppose she could see you as you really are.
04:13 You, you gangster.
04:16 Rob a little kid's banks.
04:18 >> Bank robbery is a federal offense, chum.
04:21 >> You know what that means, don't you?
04:23 It means G-man.
04:24 You're a public enemy, pal, to be shot down like a-
04:27 [GUNSHOT]
04:29 [MUSIC]
04:35 >> See what happens to gangsters.
04:37 They always feel hunted.
04:38 Slinking in shadows, dodging in doorways, racing through strange buildings.
04:42 Everything seems to conspire against you.
04:45 You think feel like lead, frustrated by fiendish obstacles.
04:48 You're desperate, the joint's surrounded.
04:50 [LAUGH]
04:51 But they'll never take you alive.
04:54 [SOUND]
04:56 Ah, the roof.
04:57 Quick, you gotta find a hideout, chum.
04:59 [MUSIC]
05:00 >> Nah, nah, that's the elevator shaft.
05:03 [MUSIC]
05:08 >> Jump, jump, jump, go on.
05:11 All gangsters have to do that.
05:13 [MUSIC]
05:15 Uh-oh, missed it.
05:16 No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
05:22 You made it, pal.
05:23 You're safe.
05:24 [SOUND]
05:25 [MUSIC]
05:30 Don't stand on that light, stupid.
05:32 You're on the spot.
05:33 Scram, scram, scram.
05:35 Hide, quick, hide.
05:38 Uh-oh.
05:39 You got a price on your head.
05:40 You gotta get rid of that thing.
05:42 [MUSIC]
05:47 [SOUND]
05:52 Hey, what's that?
05:53 Sounds like bloodhounds.
05:56 Listen, sirens, wolves, cops, police.
06:00 Uh-oh, a blind alley.
06:03 You're cornered, trapped, trapped like a rat.
06:06 You're as good as in jail right now.
06:08 A prisoner, a convict, with cold prison bars all around you.
06:13 No little nephews to kiss you goodnight.
06:16 >> Oh, stop.
06:17 I can't stand that.
06:20 Help, help.
06:21 Get me out of here.
06:22 Get me out of here.
06:23 [MUSIC]
06:25 [SOUND]
06:27 [MUSIC]
06:32 >> You know, if you paid those little kids back, you wouldn't feel like a convict anymore.
06:37 You'd be your old self again.
06:39 [MUSIC]
06:41 >> Oh, darn it.
06:42 [MUSIC]
06:45 >> Even if you do have to work all night, remember, every dish washed is money in the bank.
06:51 Dollar, dollar ten, dollar 15, dollar 20, dollar 30.
06:54 There, you put it all back and a nickel beside.
06:58 >> And a nickel beside?
07:00 [MUSIC]
07:04 >> Uncle Dragon.
07:05 [MUSIC]
07:08 Uncle Dragon, what are you doing?
07:10 [MUSIC]
07:16 >> You see, chum, crime doesn't pay.
07:22 [MUSIC]