Donald's Crime 1945

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00:39 - Someone's jogging.
00:43 - Oh boy, oh boy.
00:44 I'm busting.
00:46 - Do you understand?
00:48 - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
00:50 I'm fine.
00:51 - Yeah, I'm sure they're embarrassed.
00:53 (whimpering)
00:55 - There's the answer to your problem, pal.
01:02 (crashing)
01:03 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05 I can't do that.
01:07 - Go on.
01:08 You got a date, ain't you?
01:10 You're broke, ain't you?
01:11 - No.
01:12 No, no, not that.
01:13 No, no, no.
01:14 - Nobody's gonna know.
01:17 Take it.
01:18 (whimpering)
01:20 - Atta boy, atta boy.
01:25 Watch it, pal.
01:29 (whimpering)
01:31 (whimpering)
01:34 (whistling)
01:49 - Whatcha doing?
01:50 (whimpering)
01:51 - Get those kids to bed.
01:53 - Get to bed.
01:54 - Thomas Graham.
01:58 - Slam.
01:59 (growling)
02:01 (whistling)
02:03 - Ah, I'm thinking of that date with Daisy.
02:13 Remember, anything worth having is worth working for.
02:16 Try this off.
02:17 Hurry up, stupid.
02:23 You ain't got all night.
02:25 (whimpering)
02:29 (whimpering)
02:32 - Neat job, pal.
02:38 (whimpering)
02:44 - Uh-oh, those kids again.
02:49 (whimpering)
02:52 - That's boss.
02:57 (whimpering)
02:59 (whimpering)
03:02 - You forgot your dishes tonight.
03:05 (whimpering)
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03:53 (whimpering)
04:06 (laughing)
04:13 - Good night, big shot.
04:16 - Big shot, big shot, big shot.
04:19 You're a big shot.
04:21 (laughing)
04:24 - Yes, sir, she thinks you're a big shot.
04:26 You probably look like a millionaire to her,
04:28 a big shot playboy, but you're not.
04:31 Suppose she could see you as you really are.
04:35 You, you gangster.
04:37 Robbing little kids' banks.
04:41 - Bank robbery is a federal offense, chum.
04:43 - You know what that means, don't you?
04:45 It means G-man, you're a public enemy, pal,
04:49 to be shot down like a--
04:50 (gun firing)
04:53 See what happens to gangsters?
04:59 They always feel hunted.
05:01 Slinking in shadows, dodging in doorways,
05:03 racing through strange buildings.
05:05 Everything seems to conspire against you.
05:07 Your feet feel like lead, frustrated by fiendish obstacles.
05:11 You're desperate, the joint's surrounded.
05:14 But they'll never take you alive.
05:17 (crashing)
05:18 Ah, the roof.
05:20 Quick, you gotta find a hideout, chum.
05:23 - Nah, nah, that's the elevator shaft.
05:26 - Jump, jump, jump, go on.
05:34 All gangsters have to do that.
05:36 (slide whistle)
05:38 Uh-oh, missed it.
05:39 No, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
05:43 You made it, pal, you're safe.
05:46 (screaming)
05:49 (crashing)
05:51 Don't stand in that light, stupid.
05:55 You're on the spot, scram, scram, scram.
05:58 Hide, quick, hide.
06:00 Uh-oh.
06:02 You got a price on your head.
06:03 You gotta get rid of that thing.
06:06 (slicing)
06:09 (growling)
06:12 Hey, what's that?
06:16 Sounds like bloodhounds.
06:18 Listen, sirens, wolves, cops, police.
06:22 Uh-oh, a blind alley.
06:25 You're cornered, trapped, trapped like a rat.
06:29 You're as good as in jail right now.
06:31 A prisoner, a convict, with cold prison bars all around you.
06:36 No little nephews to kiss you goodnight.
06:39 Oh, stop, I can't stand them.
06:41 Help, help, get me out of here, get me out.
06:46 (dramatic music)
06:49 (barking)
06:55 You know, if you paid those little kids back,
06:57 you wouldn't feel like a convict anymore.
07:00 You'd be your old self again.
07:04 Oh, boy.
07:04 Even if you do have to work all night,
07:10 remember, every fish wash is money in the bank.
07:14 Dollar, dollar 10, dollar 15, dollar 20, dollar 30.
07:17 There, you put it all back and a nickel besides.
07:21 And a nickel besides?
07:22 Uncle Dragon.
07:28 Uncle Dragon, what are you doing?
07:34 (baby crying)
07:36 You see, chum?
07:40 Crime doesn't pay.
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07:53 (scoffs)