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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:27 Attention, men.
00:29 Do you come dragging home from work completely fagged out?
00:32 Nervous, unstrung, weak, run down, worn out, physically
00:46 and mentally fatigued?
00:54 Don't be a spineless, weak, need-no-good nincompoop.
00:59 Be a man.
01:02 Here's your opportunity, the open doorway to success, fame,
01:06 money, fortune.
01:08 You can do it.
01:11 Don't wait.
01:12 Fill in the coupon.
01:13 Fill in the coupon.
01:14 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:19 [BUZZING]
01:22 [COUGHING]
01:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29 [THUD]
01:32 [COUGHING]
01:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:38 [LAUGHING]
01:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:44 [COUGHING]
01:47 [SQUEAKING]
01:50 Welcome to the Superdynamic Muscle Tissue Figure
01:53 and Bodybuilding Company's happy family.
01:57 For our number one exercise, suppose we try the barbells.
02:01 Feet in position.
02:03 One, inhale.
02:05 Two, bend down.
02:08 Three, flex the knees.
02:10 Four, grip firmly with both hands.
02:13 And five, lift.
02:15 [THUD]
02:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:21 [BUBBLING]
02:24 Whoa.
02:26 One, two, three.
02:27 One, two, three.
02:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:30 Ow!
02:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:34 [GRUNTING]
02:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:36 [CRASH]
02:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:40 [CRACK]
02:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:44 [RATTLING]
02:47 [CLICK]
02:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:50 [CRACK]
02:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:54 [CRACK]
02:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:59 [CRASH]
03:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:01 [CREAKING]
03:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:09 [CRACK]
03:10 [CREAKING]
03:11 [CRYING]
03:13 [CRYING]
03:16 [THUD]
03:17 [RUMBLING]
03:20 [RUMBLING]
03:23 [RUMBLING]
03:26 [RUMBLING]
03:29 [SCREAMING]
03:31 Get him out of here!
03:33 [CLANG]
03:34 [CRASH]
03:35 [CRASHING]
03:37 [SCREAMING]
03:40 [CRASHING]
03:41 [SCREAMING]
03:43 [DRILL WHIRRING]
03:44 Ah, now that wasn't so bad, was it?
03:47 No, of course not.
03:49 Well, so much for exercise number one.
03:52 Now just let us compare ourselves to the chart.
03:55 [RATTLING]
03:56 [BEEP]
03:57 [RATTLING]
04:00 [BEEP]
04:01 [RATTLING]
04:02 [BEEP]
04:03 [SQUEAK]
04:05 [RATTLING]
04:06 [BOOM]
04:07 [RATTLING]
04:08 We're beginning to fit, aren't we?
04:11 [THUD]
04:12 Aha, but enough rest period.
04:14 Let us continue.
04:15 Next we take up the chin-up, or horizontal bar.
04:18 [COUGHING]
04:19 Place yourself directly under and in the middle of the bar.
04:22 [THUD]
04:23 And now we chin.
04:25 [THUD]
04:26 1, 2, 3, 4.
04:29 1, 2, 1, 2.
04:33 Up, down, down.
04:36 Up we go with the 1, 2, 1, 2.
04:41 Down, up, and we're through.
04:44 Ta-da.
04:45 [COUGHING]
04:46 [THUD]
04:47 Notice the quick muscle development.
04:49 That wasn't so hard, was it?
04:52 Oh.
04:53 [RATTLING]
04:54 But come, let's not dilly-dally.
04:55 We next try our special cable, or chest and shoulder expanders.
05:00 This is great for developing our latissimus dorsi muscles.
05:05 1 and 2, stretch.
05:10 [SNORING]
05:12 [THUD]
05:15 [SNORING]
05:16 [THUD]
05:19 [SQUEAKING]
05:22 [SQUEAKING]
05:24 [SQUEAKING]
05:27 [THUD]
05:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:31 [THUD]
05:34 [SNORING]
05:35 [SQUEAKING]
05:38 [THUD]
05:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:42 [YELLING]
05:45 [SNORING]
05:49 [SCREAMING]
05:50 [COUGHING]
05:53 [THUD]
05:55 [THUD]
05:56 [SNORING]
05:59 [SQUEAKING]
06:01 [SCREAMING]
06:02 [THUD]
06:03 [SCREAMING]
06:04 [THUD]
06:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:08 [SQUEAKING]
06:09 Now, wasn't that well spent time?
06:12 [RATTLING]
06:13 How different we feel.
06:15 Not tired, but just good old physically fatigued.
06:21 [SIGHING]
06:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:28 (upbeat music)
06:31 (train horn)