Haroon Ke Mulki Halaat Par Taasurat, Agha Majid, Saleem Or Vikky Karobar Par Karengay Baat
Haroon Ke Mulki Halaat Par Taasurat, Agha Majid, Saleem Or Vikky Karobar Par Karengay Baat
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00:00 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 In this segment, we will talk about the Pakistani economy.
00:07 The way Pakistan has ditched the default,
00:10 and Alhamdulillah, I think that God willing,
00:13 it will never do a default.
00:15 After the smuggling crisis in Pakistan,
00:18 the dollar fell sharply.
00:20 And as we saw, the rates of all the markets in Pakistan
00:23 fell below the level of things like steel, cloth, and other things.
00:27 We will talk about this. I have three people with me right now.
00:30 First of all, I will introduce you to Seth Batterywala,
00:33 who is an industrialist and is with us from Karachi Studios.
00:36 He is sitting right next to him, Shakeel Chikna.
00:38 He is a trader from Ajnas and he is with us from Akbari Studios.
00:42 And thank you very much for taking out time for us from your very limited time.
00:46 And right next to him is Pappu Pound.
00:49 You are an economist. You keep a close eye on the economy and keep researching.
00:53 The person I am talking to right now is still busy with his research.
00:57 So let's start with him.
00:59 Assalamualaikum, Pappu sahib.
01:02 Viewers, Pappu sahib is busy with his research right now.
01:05 Haroon sahib, please take out such a guest from the show
01:07 who has no idea about the value of time.
01:10 I have the knowledge of the value of time.
01:13 How is that?
01:14 I am still doing research.
01:15 Don't waste the time of Anchor and Channel.
01:18 No, no, what time is Anchor's?
01:20 Why?
01:21 Take out Pappu Pound.
01:23 What else will Pakistan do to improve?
01:26 That your guests don't come out of the screen and talk.
01:29 And sir, the good thing is that after seeing Pappu Pound,
01:32 it seems that Pound has gone down a lot.
01:35 Don't say that.
01:37 Look, there should be no fight in your show.
01:40 Yes, yes.
01:41 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, tell me,
01:43 you have come down the rates of rice a lot,
01:46 so where are you looking ahead?
01:47 Look, there is a wedding season ahead.
01:50 And I think my son's wedding cannot happen this year.
01:53 Why? What happened?
01:54 I have not allowed my brother to say yes to the proposal.
01:57 Tell me,
01:59 your son will get married,
02:01 but where have you taken my show?
02:03 Tell me, what does rice have to do with it?
02:05 Brother is also half, what else?
02:06 Cooked khichdi.
02:07 Khichdi is made of rice.
02:10 Mr. Haroon, his name is wrong, Chikna.
02:13 Because the real Chikna is on the mouth of the battery man.
02:17 I just don't understand what kind of profession is Tajrajnaas?
02:21 Not Tajrajnaas, Tajreajnaas.
02:24 But why?
02:25 But why are they insulting us?
02:26 Is it a mistake to write?
02:28 It's good, it seems that the goods are being sold by the fish.
02:34 I would like to go to the battery man.
02:37 You tell me, what are the circumstances of the industry these days?
02:40 There is an energy crisis in Pakistan.
02:42 So how are you running your industry?
02:44 You are absolutely right.
02:45 Three days ago, he broke the ceiling of our lane.
02:48 He broke the ceiling of your lane?
02:50 Yes, he didn't even come to ask again.
02:52 So what does gas and electricity have to do with it?
02:55 He ate food from our lane and gave me his gas.
02:58 He doesn't know how to turn the ceiling.
02:59 And the one who has broken it,
03:01 he gave him so much gas.
03:03 Sir, why is this battery man so yellow?
03:06 Yellow?
03:08 I think he has written it wrong.
03:11 Mr. Pappu, what is the result of your research?
03:14 He got married three days ago.
03:16 Mr. Pappu, you tell me,
03:20 the privatization that is happening in Pakistan,
03:22 when you will do the privatization of such institutions
03:25 which are at a loss,
03:26 you will have to give some such institutions also
03:28 which have profit.
03:29 So that whoever comes from outside,
03:31 they can see some profit too.
03:32 So what do you think, what should Pakistan do?
03:35 The guest who answered a TV show three days ago,
03:38 I had written it.
03:41 Okay, you have written the answers of other guests.
03:44 The answer is here.
03:45 Yes, I have found it.
03:46 He has written the answer.
03:47 Yes.
03:48 If a person removes an old lover from the time machine,
03:52 then...
03:53 You are reading our diary.
03:54 But you know,
03:55 someone has changed my diary in the studio.
03:58 Yes, put some spice in the show today.
04:01 If someone beats us, shows something, then it's fine.
04:04 Sir, please sir.
04:05 I think Mr. Bipin should also come.
04:09 Mr. Pappu is also seen in the studio.
04:11 I want to talk to Mr. Bateri.
04:15 Who is Mr. Bateri?
04:16 Bateri is the one.
04:18 Mr. Battery is also a very good person.
04:20 I think someone has written Bateri by mistake.
04:25 What do you do every time?
04:28 You are the one who is always in trouble.
04:30 Mr. Battery, tell me when will the rates of batteries be reduced?
04:33 Answer it, man.
04:34 This battery doesn't agree to drinking water.
04:37 It doesn't agree.
04:38 The rates of batteries have increased a lot in the last few days.
04:41 Yes, of course.
04:42 So when will they come down?
04:43 I want to ask you something.
04:44 Who do you get fake papers from?
04:46 Yes.
04:47 What a stupid question.
04:48 Where did this fake paper come from?
04:50 Is it a man's job to ask?
04:52 No.
04:53 A man is sitting at home and he gets a paper.
04:55 What a stupid question.
04:56 Who did this?
04:57 My cousin.
04:58 He doesn't live in Karachi.
04:59 He has gone to Karachi.
05:01 Mr. Shakeel Chikna.
05:03 Tajarajnath.
05:04 Tajarajnath.
05:05 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, Tajarajnath from Akbari Studio.
05:11 Tell me.
05:12 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, who is a Tajarajnath
05:15 and belongs to Akbari Studio.
05:17 And he is sitting in the middle.
05:18 And he is sitting in the middle.
05:19 When will the rates of the Tajjiya Khurranosh be reduced?
05:21 Tajjiya Khurranosh.
05:23 I want to ask you something.
05:26 Did the steel come down?
05:27 Did the gold come down?
05:28 Did the dollar come down?
05:29 No.
05:30 He will ask the question.
05:32 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, you are a smart man.
05:34 He is not Shakeel Chikna.
05:37 He is Shakeel Chikne.
05:38 Oh, sorry.
05:39 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, a smart man needs a lot of hints.
05:41 You can understand the question he asked you.
05:43 It's a good thing.
05:45 Mr. Shakeel Chikna, a smart man needs a lot of hints.
05:48 Answer him.
05:49 The rates are not coming down.
05:50 Why?
05:51 Because of Pappu Pound.
05:52 Why?
05:53 Because people who bring money out of their pockets
05:57 and drink it.
05:58 They don't get the money.
06:00 But who is Pappu Pound?
06:01 Who is Pappu Pound?
06:02 You.
06:03 How?
06:04 He is going to break his TV.
06:09 Mr. Arun, your stock show's ratings must be half.
06:13 But still, there is no meaningful conversation.
06:16 I don't know what kind of people you bring.
06:19 What all funerals do you deal in?
06:21 I went to a funeral yesterday.
06:23 Someone cut me from there.
06:24 Funeral?
06:25 Do you deal in rice?
06:29 No, sir.
06:30 Do you deal in sugar?
06:31 No, not even sugar.
06:32 Do you deal in lentils?
06:33 Yes, but I don't sell lentils.
06:35 Then what do you do?
06:36 You must have heard the proverb, "There is something black in lentils."
06:39 Yes.
06:40 My business is my blackness.
06:41 You are asking me questions again and again.
06:44 My cameraman has done it.
06:46 But Mr. Taj-e-Rajnath, blackness is very rare.
06:51 So how do you make a profit?
06:53 Actually, lentils are not as black as I am.
06:58 The lentils are heavier.
07:00 That's why I make a profit.
07:02 Okay, Mr. Pappu Pound, tell me.
07:04 The new rules about foreign currency exchange companies
07:09 have stopped smuggling.
07:12 So there is no flight of dollars.
07:14 So where are you looking at the pound in the coming days?
07:17 First, Kapi will look at it, then he will look at it.
07:19 What are you looking for?
07:21 A very senior journalist had answered this.
07:24 Okay, what was the answer?
07:27 The problem is that the water is not clean these days.
07:31 Okay.
07:32 So until your water is clean, you can never move towards progress.
07:38 Look, diseases are increasing because of this.
07:40 And because of this, if your water is not clean,
07:44 then you will definitely get this disease of the pound.
07:48 Mr. Pappu, we are in the petrol industry, economy...
07:50 No, first remove the brother.
07:52 Okay, Pappu...
07:53 No, no, the pound is also there, and you are sitting and talking.
07:56 Okay, Pappu, tell me how we can achieve economies of scale in petrol?
08:00 No, look, you...
08:02 By the way, you also have a strange question.
08:04 You are an economist in petrol.
08:06 This is Haroon's question.
08:07 Haroon's question is very good.
08:09 Your question is very valid.
08:11 Just be quiet for a minute.
08:12 Let the camera take the picture.
08:14 I will say that...
08:15 Two minutes.
08:16 Hey, what are you doing?
08:17 Listen to me.
08:18 Listen to me.
08:19 No, no, no.
08:20 One minute.
08:21 One minute.
08:22 No, no, no.
08:23 No, no, no.
08:24 No.
08:25 You can't do this.
08:26 I will pull your sandal.
08:27 I will pull it.
08:28 Who are you?
08:29 One minute, let me switch off my TV.
08:34 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
08:38 You can go anywhere after the break.
08:39 The thing is that my heart is completely broken.
08:41 I loved her.
08:43 And the incident happened that I got married.
08:49 My heart is completely broken.
08:52 (audience laughing)