AEW: Fight Forever Career Mode Episode 1: The Casino Battle Royale!

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00:00 Hello, I'm Laurie Hailing from PartsFund, known and joined by Pete and Luke,

00:03 and we're here to play the new AEW Fight Forever Road to Elite mode.

00:08 A fantastic mode, a brilliant mode, an outrageously good mode.

00:12 We don't know if Fight Forever are actually sponsoring this yet,

00:15 so I'll do another take, shall I? I'll do another take.

00:18 Well, you're never going to know what I was going to say,

00:20 because THQ Nordic have in fact sponsored this video.

00:24 In fact, they're sponsoring an entire series of us.

00:26 So thank you to THQ Nordic for allowing us to play AEW Fight Forever's

00:30 Road to Elite mode for your viewing pleasure.

00:33 Now, the game is out on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One and Xbox One Series X

00:39 and the Nintendo Switch from today.

00:41 And you can find more information about it in the video description down below,

00:45 as well as a link to the game and where you can buy it.

00:47 Well, like, go on, either do that or let's wipe back to...

00:52 Let's go back to the video.

00:53 You can do that in your own time.

00:56 Who are we playing as?

00:57 I think we should play as the person who spearheaded this whole thing,

01:01 the person who is responsible for making this thing a success.

01:04 Yeah. I'm of course talking about CM Punk.

01:07 Yeah, I think we should be CM Punk.

01:08 Can we not be Aubrey Edwards?

01:10 Do you want to be Aubrey Edwards?

01:11 Why? The career of Aubrey Edwards.

01:13 Julie Punk. Punk's the main character.

01:16 Punk's the re-u of this game.

01:19 What diet do you want?

01:20 What diet do you want? Vegetarian.

01:22 Diet determines the types of foods that appear within your career.

01:25 And this is just a visual difference that does not affect game stats.

01:27 That is the sort of concept I'm here for.

01:31 And Punk is, I think Punk's vegan.

01:33 So I think we do this.

01:34 Is he? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

01:36 He's certainly vegetarian.

01:36 That's why he's a knob.

01:39 That's why he's a knob.

01:40 Oh, here he is.

01:43 There going Punk there, working out.

01:45 Talking to himself.

01:45 Hanging and banging.

01:47 Local business call.

01:48 Whoever it is can wait till I finish this set.

01:51 All right. Let's see who it was.

01:53 And he finished the set.

01:54 Missed a call from Tony Khan.

01:57 Hello, this is Tony Khan.

02:00 Hello.

02:01 Reaching out on behalf of All Elite Wrestling.

02:04 We want to make you an offer.

02:05 Talk to you soon.

02:06 I feel like that is so accurate.

02:08 Pretty very real to what happened.

02:11 I'm holding my checkbook.

02:13 This bit makes no sense.

02:15 Why did he have to miss the call?

02:17 To get the voicemail.

02:19 So just so he could have answered the phone.

02:22 He could have answered the...

02:23 That's 30 seconds of our lives we've lost there.

02:26 Like Tony could have said...

02:27 Are we reading any of this, Luke?

02:28 Yeah.

02:28 Are you just going to skip past it?

02:29 He's asking if you've parted double or nothing.

02:31 We haven't read any of it.

02:31 We're supposed to be doing funny voices, Luke.

02:35 Luke, you're ruining the content again.

02:37 Sorry, you guys.

02:37 For the purposes of playing a game.

02:38 Sorry, guys.

02:39 That would be huge for me.

02:42 You're happy now?

02:43 Yes, I am happy.

02:44 OK, press conference.

02:46 Am I facing Britt Baker?

02:47 Britt Baker looks drunk.

02:49 Britt Baker had a little bit to drink

02:51 before she turned up to the old press conference.

02:53 Is there a little bit about a dentist?

02:55 Self anesthetizing.

02:59 One for you, two for me.

03:01 Go to the pay-per-view.

03:03 CM Punk record.

03:04 0-0, baby.

03:05 I just want to remind everyone again,

03:07 we could have had this be all be ends.

03:09 All right, you get to pick a suit.

03:10 I've not done one of these yet.

03:12 So you got a spade.

03:14 Spade.

03:15 I don't know what that means.

03:16 Well, it's part of the spade bracket.

03:18 Yep.

03:19 Oh, I'm starting.

03:20 That's what you are.

03:21 Good choice, Luke.

03:22 Well done, mate.

03:22 Thanks, guys.

03:23 What time is it?

03:24 It's time to learn how to play the game, Si.

03:27 I haven't done this match type yet.

03:30 And Hankman's here.

03:31 Good.

03:31 Oh, good.

03:32 He's trying to shoot on me.

03:35 He was trying to fuck on me.

03:38 Fuck on me.

03:39 Let's go.

03:40 Let's go, right.

03:42 You.

03:42 Go on, Luke.

03:43 How do I turn?

03:43 Who am I facing?

03:44 Left stick, I think.

03:45 Left stick.

03:46 Donk.

03:47 Oh, Hankman's going right for Punk.

03:49 He's trying to shoot on me.

03:51 He's trying to fuck on him.

03:52 He's trying to fuck on me.

03:54 Punk was right all along.

03:57 It's Phoenix, though, I think.

03:58 Trying to interfere.

03:59 I see him, bud.

03:59 Got a slug.

04:00 Oh, Jesus.

04:01 He's on Hankman.

04:03 Get him out of there.

04:04 Get him out of there.

04:05 Get him out.

04:06 Oh.

04:09 He's hanging on.

04:11 Get him out.

04:11 I'm trying.

04:12 I'm trying.

04:12 Get him out.

04:13 He's not out.

04:14 I don't think you--

04:15 You hurt your back doing that.

04:18 It's because I'm carrying this company.

04:21 I'll have him.

04:22 Oh, no.

04:23 I've been clubbed in the head with Matt Hardy.

04:25 With Matt Hardy?

04:26 Yeah, I got clubbed in the head with him.

04:29 Is there any--

04:30 Oh, no.

04:30 Oh, God.

04:31 Get in.

04:32 Get in.

04:33 Get in.

04:33 Oh, my God.

04:34 Do an attack.

04:35 Do something.

04:35 Get back in.

04:36 Oh, man.

04:39 Grapple once.

04:40 L-stick and R2.

04:41 Yeah, he's gone.

04:42 Yes.

04:43 Oh, yeah.

04:44 Yeah.

04:45 See you, punk.

04:46 It's time for the clubs.

04:47 It's Orange Cassidy.

04:48 Oh, my God.

04:49 There's more?

04:51 Hangman's gone.

04:52 Hangman's gone.

04:52 The hanger's gone.

04:53 Oh, he's gone.

05:00 Got him.

05:01 Do you know any magic?

05:03 Here comes Hobbs and Christian Cage.

05:05 Christian's coming.

05:06 Help me, Christian.

05:08 Help me, Christian.

05:10 Christian's what Jesus also said.

05:11 Fight forever chance.

05:17 That's the name of the game.

05:18 They did the thing.

05:20 Oh, Shania goes Hobbs.

05:22 I've got the hang of this now, lads.

05:24 Don't worry.

05:24 I've got no idea what I'm doing now.

05:26 There's only 25 other guys.

05:28 Oh, Sammy Guevara did a little bum spin.

05:30 Who was that?

05:38 Christian.

05:39 Christian Cage.

05:40 Christian Cage jumped to the outside.

05:42 I've had enough of this.

05:44 My planet needs me.

05:46 I have to go now.

05:48 Look at me and Trent working together.

05:50 Finish time.

05:51 Oh, my God.

05:51 I do that.

05:55 Not quite.

05:56 No, no.

05:57 Oh!

05:57 Oh, my God!

05:59 Oh, my God!

06:00 Here comes Arthur!

06:02 Quickly, taunt, taunt, taunt!

06:04 Run away, run away, run away, run away.

06:06 These morons.

06:08 That's so stupid.

06:10 I love it.

06:11 He's hard, he's hard.

06:12 Oh, he's got a signature.

06:13 Oh.

06:14 Oh, dear.

06:14 Oh, God.

06:15 Oh, dear.

06:16 Oh.

06:17 Oh, no.

06:18 Oh, no.

06:18 Oh, Matt is back.

06:19 Yes, help me, Matt.

06:20 Gagged you, Matt.

06:21 You know who the real hero of this story is.

06:23 Here comes Darby.

06:24 Darby's also got-- when you come in, you get loads of like--

06:27 look, he's already got a signature.

06:28 Punk, get up!

06:30 And you're down.

06:31 That's all right.

06:32 Just stay down.

06:32 Just ignore them.

06:34 Just ignore them.

06:35 Nobody will know I'm here.

06:36 No one knows Punk's there.

06:38 It's OK, guys.

06:39 His eyesight's based on movement.

06:42 Now, Punk.

06:43 This is for my dog.

06:45 [LAUGHTER]

06:46 [GRUNTING]

06:47 [COUGHING]

06:49 He's on the ropes, and he's over!

06:51 You guys--

06:52 You guys have figured this out.

06:54 It's MJF!

06:55 MJF, sir.

06:57 Going for a guess what, guys?

06:58 Guess what time it is.

06:59 Guess what?

07:00 It's GTS.

07:00 Honestly, it's GTS time.

07:03 The crowd are really getting what they want here.

07:05 Yeah.

07:05 It's nothing but nonstop finishers.

07:08 Fight forever.

07:09 Oh, Pat's gone!

07:10 Oh, look at this.

07:10 Just straight up gone.

07:11 You're in the middle of eliminations.

07:13 Punk is leveling up.

07:14 It's me!

07:15 I'm in!

07:16 Oh, no.

07:16 Oh, no, you guys.

07:17 Oh, no.

07:18 Oh, no.

07:19 Big chop.

07:19 It's fine.

07:20 It's just a chop.

07:21 What are you worried about?

07:21 Here he comes.

07:22 Just a chop, mate.

07:23 CM Punk's allergic to chops.

07:25 City hungry.

07:26 No.

07:27 It's me!

07:29 No.

07:29 No, Pete.

07:30 No, Pete.

07:31 It's me!

07:32 Pete, let go.

07:33 Let's go.

07:34 Pete, let go.

07:34 He's trying to schoolboy me.

07:35 Oh, let go.

07:36 Let go.

07:38 Schoolboying you again.

07:40 No.

07:40 Do it again!

07:41 Yeah!

07:41 Schoolboy!

07:42 Stop schoolboying me.

07:44 Schoolboying?

07:45 I can't even get my words out.

07:46 Yeah, do it to MJF.

07:47 That's a great idea.

07:49 Whoa!

07:50 This is only true if he's a schoolboy.

07:51 Guys, he's a--

07:52 He loves that chop.

07:53 He's so--

07:53 I love it.

07:54 --invasive.

07:54 --much.

07:55 It's Malachi Black.

07:56 Oh, no.

07:56 It's Laurie.

07:58 Now I'm really in trouble.

08:01 Schoolboy!

08:02 I think one of my things about AEW is,

08:05 do you think they would--

08:06 at any point, they might just have a meeting going, guys,

08:09 we're going to have to stop doing the half-painted face.

08:12 Like, Malachi, there's you, there's Darby, there's Dustin.

08:17 Sting, halfway through a match.

08:20 We've got to stop.

08:21 What if they all form one big faction?

08:23 Yeah.

08:24 And their paints all line up to each other,

08:27 so they all make one.

08:28 They form Voltron.

08:30 Nice.

08:31 Jeff Hardy is the head.

08:33 25 eyes.

08:36 Yeah.

08:36 Oh!

08:37 He's got it!

08:38 He's got it!

08:38 He's nailed it!

08:39 So good.

08:40 No.

08:40 It's perfect!

08:42 Paint gang is here!

08:43 This is it.

08:44 Paint gang is--

08:45 It's like--

08:45 The HPG!

08:46 It's like they're evolving.

08:49 We started with Darby, and he evolved into Malachi.

08:52 Now Malachi's evolved into Dustin.

08:53 They're all here.

08:54 Crank me.

08:55 I just don't want anybody to eliminate John Silver,

08:57 because I just want to see loads more schoolboys.

09:00 That's all I want to do.

09:01 Is he part of the schoolboy gang?

09:02 Yeah.

09:03 Don't take that out of context.

09:06 Pete wants to see loads of schoolboys.

09:08 I do want to see loads--

09:10 I just want to see loads of schoolboys.

09:12 [LAUGHTER]

09:15 Oh!

09:15 Oh, no!

09:16 Black mass!

09:17 Black mass!

09:18 I got absolutely taken out!

09:20 It's all right.

09:21 They don't care about you anymore.

09:22 Do you know what you're going to do?

09:23 Straight into the ropes.

09:24 And then--

09:25 Oh, no.

09:25 I mistimed it.

09:26 I mistimed it.

09:27 I mistimed it.

09:27 Pete, I mistimed it.

09:29 Don't eliminate me!

09:30 Why would you eliminate me?

09:32 Oh, no!

09:32 Think of the schoolboys!

09:34 Neck breaker.

09:35 Here he is, Andre the Idol.

09:36 [LAUGHTER]

09:38 Oh!

09:39 He's there!

09:40 Black mass!

09:41 Malachi, look up!

09:42 Malachi!

09:43 Get him!

09:44 Get him!

09:45 Get him!

09:46 Kick!

09:47 Doosh!

09:47 Yeah!

09:48 Oh!

09:48 Oh, no!

09:49 The final two!

09:50 Oh, no!

09:50 No, no, no.

09:50 It's someone else.

09:51 It's someone else.

09:51 Miro!

09:52 It's Miro!

09:53 Oh, no!

09:55 Oh, yeah!

09:55 Oh!

09:56 Miro's going to smash game over!

09:57 Oh, Malachi just kicked up!

09:59 Oh, no!

09:59 He's at the--

09:59 Matchka kick!

10:00 [INTERPOSING VOICES]

10:04 Hey, guys, what happened?

10:06 Doosh!

10:06 Oh!

10:07 Got him again!

10:08 This is--

10:09 You are something--

10:10 You--

10:11 Oh, you come over here!

10:12 Oh, you are something--

10:13 You fucking want something?

10:14 You are something!

10:14 If Seo Pug wasn't holding me back, I would so argue right now.

10:17 Hold me back!

10:18 Hold me back with his head!

10:20 Sorry.

10:21 Oh, I let him taunt.

10:22 Oh, no.

10:22 He's taunting.

10:23 He's warming up.

10:23 He's going to sing a church!

10:24 Oh, no!

10:25 Oh, no!

10:25 Big pile driven!

10:26 Oh, no!

10:27 Oh, dear.

10:27 Joker!

10:28 It's better!

10:29 Oh, no!

10:30 It's the Joker!

10:30 That's the final entrant!

10:31 Guys, I'm so close.

10:33 I'm so close.

10:34 You're in the final four.

10:35 Oh.

10:36 Oh, punching the balls.

10:37 Here comes Jocky again.

10:38 Here comes Jocky.

10:39 Sneaky little--

10:39 All right.

10:41 Oh!

10:42 Oh, no!

10:42 Oh!

10:43 Oh, no!

10:44 Oh, no!

10:45 He made it to the final four!

10:47 Imagine that a chop would--

10:49 Kya!

10:50 Oh, so close!

10:51 The chop heard around the world!

10:52 Oh, so close!

10:54 Oh, damn!

10:55 Defeat.

10:56 Defeat.

10:57 Damn it.

10:57 Look how sad he is.

10:59 Oh, no!

10:59 I don't even bleed.

11:00 See him--

11:01 Injured?

11:02 Oh, no!

11:03 It's good I did work real hard.

11:04 Minus 50 batteries!

11:05 I've got minus 50 battery now.

11:07 Oh, no!

11:09 Do you know what?

11:10 It's fine.

11:11 It's fine.

11:11 Yeah.

11:12 Made it to the final four.

11:13 You did it.

11:13 Well done.

11:15 Wee!

11:16 Going from Las Vegas--

11:17 Speaking of Indiana Jones.

11:19 All the way to Washington, DC.

11:22 All right, OK.

11:23 I'm going to prepare for dynamite.

11:24 Cool.

11:25 You have four turns before you can use your match.

11:27 Select workout to earn skill points.

11:28 Select dining to recover energy.

11:30 Or you can go out to boost your motivation

11:31 and earn skill points.

11:33 Go out four times.

11:34 Well, you might want to go to hospital

11:35 because you're injured.

11:36 Yeah.

11:37 Being a much better back up coaster.

11:38 Oh, God, it's Chris O'Man.

11:40 No!

11:41 Not again!

11:42 Recovered.

11:42 Welcome, world.

11:44 Thank you very much.

11:45 Shall I go for a little dinner?

11:46 What's this?

11:47 New sail for my yacht?

11:48 You want to come sail away?

11:50 So he just was--

11:52 so Singing Punk was just creeping on the waitress?

11:54 He was, yeah.

11:55 That is what happened.

11:56 Shall I do a workout?

11:57 Yeah, complete.

11:58 It's fine.

11:59 Minus 12.

12:00 Oh, bollocks!

12:01 I should have done that bit first, then gone dining.

12:03 You could do a mini game for 80 spanners, 800 spanners.

12:06 800 spanners.

12:08 Do you want to do a meet and greet and recover

12:10 some of my batteries?

12:11 You could recover some batteries.

12:12 You've got basically full battery.

12:13 And you get whatever the ECG in your head is.

12:15 88%.

12:17 So I could do this and get some monies.

12:19 Sure, yeah.

12:20 And 800 spanners.

12:21 And 800 spanners.

12:22 That's what you need.

12:22 Cool.

12:23 Chip gathering.

12:23 Oh, no!

12:24 It's the young bucks of Singing Punk in the locker room.

12:26 Oh, we meet again, you guys.

12:29 Grab as many of the falling chips as you can.

12:31 The player who collects the most wins.

12:32 Look out for the bombs.

12:34 Yeah.

12:34 Great.

12:35 Don't get the bombs.

12:36 It's fine.

12:37 Standard chips are worth one point.

12:38 Plus chips, three.

12:38 Dark chips are worth one point, but we'll slow you down.

12:41 Cool.

12:42 Jim Cornette's screaming.

12:44 Mario, party.

12:45 Yeah, this is just Mario.

12:46 Oh, my god!

12:47 He can actually still fight people.

12:48 Yeah.

12:49 Get up, punk!

12:50 I'm trying.

12:51 Oh, one fell on me by accident.

12:53 Oh, I'm going to hit my bum.

12:55 Get up, punk!

12:55 I'm now slowed down.

12:57 I'm slow.

12:59 I'm slow again.

13:00 What's happening?

13:01 You just fell over.

13:02 If you take the blue ones, you get slower.

13:03 I know, but I'm trying to avoid the blue ones.

13:05 Fuck off, Kenny!

13:07 Stop jumping.

13:08 I'm trying to get some chips here.

13:10 Yeah.

13:10 Get him!

13:11 Oh, you lost all this chip.

13:12 Oh, no!

13:13 It's fine.

13:14 I've got 12.

13:14 Oh, god!

13:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:17 Leave me alone.

13:18 Fuck off, Nick.

13:19 Yes!

13:19 Yeah.

13:20 Oh!

13:20 Oh, how did he just?

13:22 Very good.

13:23 Fuck off, Nick.

13:24 Wakanda forever.

13:25 First attack buff.

13:31 So yeah, first thing you need to do is go to Bagwell.

13:35 What?

13:36 First attack buff.

13:37 That was the direction it gave me.

13:38 Oh, good.

13:41 Dynamite started.

13:43 Yeah.

13:44 The start of a revolution in pro wrestling.

13:47 Sound a bit more excited, JR.

13:49 That's what's happening, Jim.

13:50 [INAUDIBLE]

13:52 Sounds like it was done on his own.

13:54 That I am reading.

13:56 It's like one of those speak and spell things.

13:59 Right, here we go.

14:00 Ding, ding, ding.

14:00 Attack him first.

14:01 There's Aubrey.

14:02 We could have been playing--

14:02 Attack him first.

14:03 Yeah.

14:03 I was going to say, yeah, good reminder.

14:05 We could have been doing this as Aubrey Edwards.

14:07 Aha!

14:09 No.

14:10 Aha!

14:11 Aha!

14:12 No.

14:12 Do you think this is what goes through wrestlers' minds?

14:14 Aha!

14:16 When they're actually doing matches.

14:17 Ow!

14:18 Oh, no.

14:19 He's reversed.

14:19 Oh!

14:20 Look at this.

14:21 Look at this.

14:21 Absolutely dominating now.

14:24 Neck breaker.

14:25 Got a little swagger too.

14:26 Here we go.

14:27 Anaconda voice.

14:28 I need to get him out of the corner.

14:30 I need to get him out of the corner.

14:31 Pick him up.

14:32 Pick him up.

14:33 Get him.

14:34 Get him.

14:34 It's a time.

14:35 He's got it.

14:35 It's time.

14:36 He's up.

14:37 He's up.

14:37 He's got him.

14:37 Pin him.

14:38 GTS!

14:39 Boosh!

14:40 Boosh!

14:41 Instant replay.

14:42 Pin him!

14:43 Count him.

14:44 Count him.

14:45 One, two, three.

14:49 Ding, ding, ding.

14:50 Big win on--

14:52 Big, big win on dynamite.

14:54 Two star match.

14:56 Now this was called Unlikely Partners.

14:58 Do you think I'm now going to be teaming with Hank?

15:00 Yeah, maybe.

15:01 He'll love that.

15:02 You got 255 spanners.

15:04 I got 255 spanners.

15:05 Look at that.

15:05 409.

15:06 Go, go.

15:07 And 900 spanners.

15:08 And some coins.

15:10 Minus 25 batteries.

15:12 Collect the bag mini game.

15:14 Here we go.

15:15 I ain't got a badge.

15:16 Lose your luggage, CM Punk.

15:17 CM Punk.

15:19 Mine's always the last unloaded for some reason.

15:21 That keeps me humble-ish, JK.

15:25 I've never been humble.

15:26 Am I a hangman?

15:27 Sorry.

15:28 I know we had our battles, but we're teaming up tonight.

15:31 No hard feelings?

15:33 News to me.

15:34 But sure, if you bust your ass like I will to win tonight,

15:37 we're all good.

15:40 No problem there.

15:41 Losing sucks.

15:42 Losing luggage, for example.

15:43 Ha, ha.

15:45 Ha, ha, ha.

15:46 Ha, ha.

15:48 So should I do--

15:49 I'll do a standard routine.

15:50 Injury rate 7%, but you're fine.

15:52 Let's blitz through this.

15:53 Let's blitz.

15:53 Yeah.

15:54 So here we go.

15:54 You're fine.

15:55 Let's get to dynamite.

15:56 Oh, hey.

15:57 Hey, it's Jungle Boy.

15:58 Hey, Jungle Boy.

15:59 What's your workout like?

16:01 I try to work out a lot, but I'd rather be swinging from vines

16:04 than lifting weights.

16:06 I never drop kayfabe.

16:07 Yeah.

16:08 Where can you do that?

16:10 Not the zoo anymore.

16:11 Because I grew up here.

16:12 They kick me out as soon as I show up.

16:15 That's too bad, you maniac.

16:17 Well, I won't kick you out of a selfie with me.

16:21 Changing--

16:21 500 Spanners.

16:22 Subject.

16:23 We are friends.

16:24 What is going on?

16:26 Hey, hello, man.

16:27 Post that to Instagram.

16:28 Oh, here we go.

16:30 Talk show host.

16:31 We're joined by-- OK.

16:33 Thank you for having me.

16:35 Tell me about this AEW.

16:37 Is it for longtime wrestling fans, newer wrestling fans?

16:39 Oh, hoo.

16:40 If you listen really carefully, you can hear the AEW PRs just

16:43 clenching at the table there.

16:44 Also, look at this shot.

16:45 We have a wide variety of stars and characters.

16:48 We basically want everyone to enjoy the ride.

16:50 Who framed that shot?

16:51 So much headroom.

16:52 And what a wild ride it is.

16:54 Make sure to catch AEW Dynamite live this week

16:58 from right here in LA.

17:00 Pizza.

17:02 And then--

17:02 Probably creep on the waitress again.

17:04 Yeah.

17:04 Yeah, sounds great.

17:05 Stop giving me wine.

17:06 I'm straight edge.

17:07 The toast of the town.

17:08 Here's your avocado toast.

17:10 She's traveled with you.

17:11 So it's just toast with avocado on it.

17:14 That's like saying a Picasso is just paint on paper.

17:16 We in LA are all about style.

17:19 While not a protein feast for wrestlers,

17:21 it's still good food.

17:22 Enjoy.

17:23 That's great.

17:24 What a fuck.

17:25 I mean--

17:27 No, I don't know what the exclamation mark is.

17:28 You might order something different.

17:29 I don't know what the exclamation mark is either.

17:31 But--

17:31 We'll find out.

17:32 We have to know.

17:32 We've got to know.

17:33 It's got an exclamation mark on it.

17:35 Here's your avocado toast.

17:36 Oh, no.

17:37 As I say, good Picassos.

17:38 Yep.

17:38 How is that the only thing they serve in LA?

17:40 Hold on.

17:41 And--

17:42 I'll call Denise and I'll find out.

17:44 Oh, no.

17:44 Riho.

17:45 CM Punk, avocados.

17:47 Are common in Japan.

17:48 And we love toast.

17:49 But maybe we don't have avocado toast.

17:51 Wild.

17:52 You're punk.

17:53 Were you ever one of those girls running out

17:55 of the house with a piece of toast sticking out

17:57 of your mouth?

17:57 What?

17:58 Do you want to fuck?

18:01 Come on, that's an anime thing.

18:03 A trope.

18:04 But--

18:06 But yes, I've done that.

18:07 Don't judge.

18:08 Kids are super busy in Japan.

18:09 There isn't always time for breakfast.

18:12 But you have time for--

18:13 It's a snapshot!

18:15 500 spanners!

18:16 That's what the exclamation mark is.

18:18 I see.

18:18 You get a snapshot with a person.

18:20 And look, photo time.

18:22 Great.

18:23 Woo-hoo!

18:24 Nice.

18:24 Right.

18:25 Am I going to dynamite?

18:26 Let's do it.

18:27 Yeah, it's going orange.

18:28 And orange.

18:30 All right, orange bollocks.

18:32 All right, there, orange bollocks.

18:33 All right, here we go.

18:35 Oh, shit.

18:35 He might have done something last week on dynamite.

18:37 That's true.

18:37 Yeah?

18:38 We're not seeing the rest of the show.

18:40 We have no idea.

18:42 Really hope the rest of us do that.

18:44 [GRUNTING]

18:46 I'm going to bosh.

18:52 GTS!

18:53 He's in danger.

18:54 He's got it!

18:54 Put in!

18:55 Hangman, get in!

18:56 Hangman, save me!

18:57 Hangman!

18:57 Save it!

19:00 Oh!

19:01 Yeah!

19:01 He did it!

19:02 He actually did it!

19:03 See if I can hangman, pick up the win, and tag team action.

19:06 We're making friends.

19:07 Hangman got the crazy eyes.

19:08 Yeah.

19:09 He couldn't believe what he just saw.

19:11 Thanks for the lift.

19:13 No problem.

19:14 We won, after all.

19:15 If we'd lost, you'd be hitchhiking.

19:18 We have an epic tag match next dynamite.

19:20 If we win it, maybe we'll get a title shot.

19:23 How do you always find out this stuff before I do?

19:26 That's pissing me off.

19:27 You're good in the ring, but maybe your politicking needs work.

19:31 Tell me when I'm telling lies.

19:33 Look at us!

19:33 It's a work of film.

19:34 Look at us!

19:35 We are friends!

19:36 We are friends.

19:37 Just two bros in the woods.

19:39 What is this Miami Vice bullshit?

19:41 So there you have it.

19:41 That's been episode one of us playing AEW Fight Forever's

19:44 Road to Elite mode.

19:45 Did you like it?

19:46 Let us know in the comments down below.

19:47 Do you want to see more?

19:48 Because I think we're going to do more.

19:50 Probably going to do more anyway.

19:51 Yeah, probably.

19:51 I like it.

19:52 You like it?

19:53 Luke likes it.

19:54 I had a great time there.

19:56 It's time for us to go to sleep, guys.

19:58 See you next time.

20:00 *snore*

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