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00:00 Directly from the main street, House of Moms from Disney!
00:04 Who's trying to get into House of Moms?
00:07 Everyone's getting into House of Moms
00:11 Come on in, everyone, this is going to be exciting
00:16 This month we'll be House of Moms
00:20 Come on in, I'm always nervous
00:22 Come closer, this is House of Moms
00:25 The party's starting, they're coming in
00:29 The good times are about to begin
00:31 Come on in, you'll have a great time
00:34 For everyone, it's a party!
00:36 The group's here, everyone's here
00:39 Liberation's coming
00:43 Girl, you have to dance with me
00:48 There's so many things to do
00:52 Come on in, everyone, this is going to be exciting
00:54 What's going to happen?
00:56 This is House of Moms
01:00 And now, it's time for the big announcement
01:03 Let's hear it for Minnie Mouse!
01:06 Thank you, thank you very much
01:09 My friends, Minnie and the boys will be having a free night
01:13 Daisy, Clarabella and I will be in charge
01:15 So, it's Ladies' Night at House of Moms!
01:25 Oh, my!
01:26 Ha, ha, ha! Ladies' Night
01:29 Where the ladies get everything they want
01:31 And what they want is to adore me
01:34 Thank you, little house
01:37 Let's hear it for today's guest band
01:40 Daisy's nieces, Abril, Mato and Junio
01:44 Oh, my! Everyone ready to go to the polo?
01:50 Of course, yes
01:51 Coffee
01:54 Minnie, are you sure you can handle the whole show?
01:57 Look, it's too much work for you three
01:59 Oh, everything will be perfect, as always
02:03 Yes, that's what I'm afraid of
02:05 Don't worry so much, Mickey
02:08 Have fun
02:09 But, but...
02:10 I thought you'd never leave
02:13 It's our great opportunity
02:15 We'll finally do a show we like
02:17 Like a singles auction?
02:19 Like Country Pato and Bruray, stellarized by Daisy
02:22 Or a singles auction?
02:24 Or the Pato-Jontas show, stellarized by Daisy
02:27 Or a singles special, 2 for 1?
02:29 Stellarized by Daisy!
02:31 Girls, girls, calm down!
02:33 Today's agenda is ready
02:35 Everything is written here
02:36 Melinda's agenda
02:38 Are you crazy?
02:47 We're not crazy
02:48 We'll make sure you have fun
02:51 Let's go
02:52 A call for the Duchess
02:58 Sweeties, she said "Duchess", not "Princess"
03:03 In this cartoon, I'll go out with my favorite dog, Pluto
03:19 Very good, Pluto, ready?
03:21 Wheel
03:23 Beggar
03:26 Shake
03:27 Point
03:28 Scratch
03:29 Turn around, turn to the front, turn to the air
03:32 Say hello
03:33 Wow, all our practice is paying off
03:38 We'll do it very well in the canine contest
03:40 I can smell a blue ribbon, champion
03:43 Well, I can smell a P-E-R-R-O
03:49 Fuchi, I need a bath
03:51 A bath?
03:53 Yes, a bath, but don't worry
03:59 I'll soap him, I'll carve him, I'll make him smell clean
04:02 And I'll spray perfume on him
04:04 Great, it's all yours, Mimi
04:08 I'll come back later
04:11 A bath?
04:12 Purple paint
04:37 Spray
04:39 Oh no!
04:49 You're so funny
05:02 You're so funny
05:04 No, no, no, no, don't do that, Pluto
05:15 Let's go down, Pluto
05:17 Stop, doggy, no, no, Pluto, don't do that
05:21 Pluto, stop, Pluto
05:24 Who is it?
05:26 It's me, Mickey Mouse
05:29 There's no one home
05:32 Mickey, you shouldn't know
05:35 Hax, deodorant
05:50 Hax, blue paint
05:56 Hax, blue paint
05:58 Oh, he doesn't listen
06:06 Hey, where are you going?
06:12 Pluto is not purple
06:15 Paint
06:20 Pluto color paint
06:23 Oh, perfect
06:25 What do you have there?
06:30 Shampoo
06:31 Ha, it says paint
06:33 It's shampoo, it says paint
06:35 Girls
06:38 Ready, no one will ever notice
06:44 Good, Pluto, let's go, friend
06:47 Oh, oh
06:49 Basically, it's a beauty contest
06:58 He won't have to do any tricks, right?
07:01 Of course, he will sit, roll, bend and shake
07:05 Right, Pluto?
07:07 Hax News
07:14 Today, the canine contest
07:16 Ladies and gentlemen, please lead your dogs to the center of the sand
07:20 Come on, Pluto, relax, will you?
07:22 What's wrong? Panic?
07:24 Contestant number 21, Mickey Mouse and his dog, Pluto
07:32 Very good, Pluto, now, roll
07:43 Oh, okay, now, bend
07:49 Come on, bend
07:51 Please, I beg you
07:53 Oh, I don't want to look
07:59 Why do you have to be so stubborn all the time?
08:01 I feed you, right?
08:03 Come on, Pluto, shake, you know, shake
08:07 Oh, what's wrong with you?
08:09 Oh, what's wrong with you, Pluto?
08:11 You're purple
08:13 Hmm, Minnie
08:15 Wow, this is...
08:18 The most regrettable thing that has happened to any of us
08:21 No, the most surprising thing I've seen
08:24 It's a rare specimen of purple bone
08:27 What a wonderful dog specimen
08:30 Oh, what a shame
08:33 What a wonderful dog specimen
08:35 Oh, this night I created a race with all the others
08:40 Oh, it's nothing, look at this, now, my friend
08:43 Number 1
08:56 Very well done, you won, ha ha, magnificent
08:59 Oh, Mickey, I'm proud
09:03 Number 2
09:04 Very well done, Mickey
09:06 Oh, ready
09:13 Oh, now I'll never know how high it goes
09:16 Oh, I'll tell you, it's a fashion show
09:19 A what?
09:20 And now, Elsa Mouse makes a glamorous turn to the house of fashion
09:26 And here comes Clarabella with an inspired model in Arabia
09:30 They've never had a dress like this
09:33 It looks like a cow
09:35 And very proud
09:37 Cha cha cha, I would like to show you a whole new world
09:40 The planet Mortimer
09:42 It's a very well-placed planet, just like me
09:45 Ready, successful, tall
09:47 Get out!
09:50 Wait, you can't kick me
09:59 I'm not going to the stage, it's my song, the critics love me
10:03 Ha, women
10:07 And here is Minnie Mouse with a dress that is bibidi-bobidi-beautiful
10:12 Oh, heavens, I should have warned him
10:18 So they kicked me, right?
10:21 Balls
10:23 Hey, I have an idea
10:27 (Sounds of a disaster)
10:29 (Sounds of a disaster)
10:31 It's a disaster, a catastrophe, an abomination against nature
10:36 Oh, Goofy always plays like this
10:39 I'm talking about House of Mouse, he's kaput
10:42 Oh no, what happened?
10:43 The girls, that happened, they can't direct a show for their lives
10:47 They're ruining it, it's a asylum, I swear, an asylum
10:51 I knew it was too much for three people, let's go
10:55 Goofy
10:56 I brought the blow dryer
11:01 It works, listen girls, I have my schedule again and we're going to follow it
11:07 Enjoy it while it lasts
11:10 Well, friends, we are proud to continue with our regular schedule of the program, including this cartoon
11:17 (Applause)
11:27 Ah, it's relaxing, Figaro
11:39 Just you and me on a quiet night at home
11:45 (Phone ringing)
11:47 Who could it be?
11:48 Hello?
11:52 Ah, Minnie, hello, I'm Daisy, I hope I don't interrupt you and Figaro on a quiet night at home
11:57 Well, then
11:58 Well, because I have a huge emergency, I used all the hot water washing my buns, which means I can't give myself a relaxing and therapeutic bubble bath
12:06 Well, it's definitely like that, it's a huge emergency
12:11 Oh, I knew you would understand, thank you very much, see you
12:15 Ah, hello?
12:17 How kind you were to offer me to use your bathtub
12:21 But, yes, I didn't offer you to use my bathtub
12:25 Oh, well, this is strange
12:30 Well, I guess since you're here
12:33 Oh, thank you Minnie
12:36 If not, what are friends for?
12:38 Would you help me put my things up?
12:40 (Thud)
12:41 (Groaning)
12:42 (Groaning)
12:47 Um, hey Minnie, can I use the big bathtub?
12:56 This is the big bathtub!
12:59 Oh, well, I'll have to use it
13:02 Sit like you're at home, scream if you need anything
13:06 Okay
13:08 (Squeak)
13:10 Minnie!
13:25 Yes, Daisy?
13:26 Can I use a few drops of your bubble bath?
13:29 Of course, I got it!
13:31 Thank you!
13:32 (Bubbling)
13:34 (Sighing)
13:42 Minnie?
13:43 Yes, Daisy?
13:45 Can I use your special sponge?
13:47 Thank you!
13:50 Minnie?
13:51 Yes, Daisy?
13:53 Where's your bathtub?
13:55 Under the sink!
13:57 Minnie?
13:58 Yes, Daisy?
13:59 Minnie?
14:00 Yes, Daisy?
14:01 Minnie?
14:02 Yes, Daisy?
14:03 Minnie?
14:04 (Screaming)
14:05 Don't you have to scream?
14:07 Why aren't you in your relaxing bubble bath?
14:10 I'll wait for the tub to fill up
14:15 I decided to watch TV with my best friend while I waited
14:20 What are you watching?
14:21 Oh, it's a movie I've been wanting to...
14:23 Oh, you don't want to see that
14:25 The Duck Channel
14:26 I'm so hungry
14:27 I know! Why don't you bring some popcorn and a couple of sodas?
14:31 They're dietetic
14:32 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
14:35 Oh, it's hot in here
14:37 Open the window, will you?
14:38 Is everything okay?
14:42 I mean, it doesn't bother you, does it?
14:44 I'd help you, but I'm your guest
14:46 Oh no, it's okay
14:48 Don't get up, I'll bring the popcorn
14:53 Oh, I hope they're dietetic
14:57 Attention to all viewers, a community alert
15:00 Please keep the doors and windows closed
15:03 A fierce lion has escaped from the zoo
15:05 Oh, sometimes Daisy makes me curious
15:21 Oh, I'm so hungry
15:22 I know! Why don't you bring some popcorn and a couple of sodas?
15:24 They're dietetic
15:25 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
15:27 They're dietetic
15:28 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
15:31 I know! Why don't you bring some popcorn and a couple of sodas?
15:33 They're dietetic
15:34 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
15:36 They're dietetic
15:37 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
15:38 They're dietetic
15:39 And if I make two long distance calls, will you lend me this magazine?
15:40 They're dietetic
15:41 Let's make a kitchen
15:46 Help!
15:48 Help!
15:53 Help!
15:56 Help!
15:58 Help!
16:06 Help!
16:09 Help!
16:12 Help!
16:14 A lion!
16:25 Don't scream so much, I'll try to...
16:27 A lion!
16:29 A lion!
16:32 A lion!
16:35 A lion!
16:38 A lion!
16:42 Minnie!
16:43 Don't go in there!
16:44 Why?
16:45 I think you'll freeze!
16:47 I'm warning you!
16:49 I'm a lion
16:57 I'm sorry, Minnie
17:07 It seems I ruined your nice and quiet night at home
17:11 Oh, Daisy
17:13 Why are you friends?
17:15 Follow the mouse, Mortimer!
17:25 But you threw it out of here!
17:27 Too bad, Minnie has her own agenda and we have to follow her, right?
17:33 Um, right!
17:35 And now, Minnie, Daisy, Clarabella!
17:38 Who is that Akin we love so much?
17:44 Handsome, smart, strong and talented, he's the one!
17:46 And he always greets you, everyone shouts for him!
17:49 Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
17:52 Oh, who wrote this letter?
17:54 Guess, guess!
17:55 Who is successful and shines with splendor?
17:57 Great style, pretty face, all gentlemen!
18:00 Count the moon, Johnny, George, Ringo and Paul!
18:03 Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
18:06 Oh no, this doesn't work!
18:08 We must fix it!
18:09 It could be the hotel or Hamlet, Tweetie, Macbeth!
18:11 And his talent will kill!
18:13 I think so too!
18:14 His face is so ugly, it's annoying!
18:17 Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
18:20 It works!
18:21 Aha!
18:22 And his career is unparalleled!
18:24 He can lead us!
18:25 And he's the most popular!
18:26 And at least he's a genius!
18:28 He also saves you a lot of money!
18:29 When someone sees him...
18:31 His talent is unparalleled!
18:32 Like his nose!
18:33 Oh, he could be a genius and a wizard too!
18:38 Who is the star, the only one, the king?
18:41 The perfect guy, because he thinks so!
18:44 Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
18:47 Let's applaud and greet him!
18:49 And we can say...
18:51 Congratulations!
18:52 Is he a mouse or a colossal rat?
18:55 He's Mortimer Mouse!
18:56 He's phenomenal!
18:58 What does it matter if he's hateful or a breadless bastard?
19:00 He's Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
19:06 And he loves himself!
19:09 Jeez, he doesn't sound like a madhouse!
19:13 Nope, he sounds like a club full of happiness, I'd say!
19:16 Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Sun!
19:20 And now, more fun with your maid!
19:25 [applause]
19:31 [music]
19:37 [music]
19:43 [music]
19:48 [music]
19:56 [music]
20:09 [music]
20:14 [music]
20:35 [music]
20:40 [music]
20:52 I really want to congratulate you all for doing such a great job!
21:01 Oh, it was nothing, it was easy!
21:03 It was very easy!
21:05 Why does Chip and Dale wear a bow tie?
21:10 Because they are Chip and Dale's dancers!
21:15 [applause]
21:18 [music]
21:23 [music]
21:28 [music]
21:33 [music]
21:38 [music]
21:43 [music]
21:48 [music]
21:53 [applause]
21:58 [music]
22:05 [music]
22:10 [music]
22:15 [music]
22:20 *Badly played music*