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00:00 Directly from the main street, House of Mouse, Disney!
00:04 Who's knocking on House of Mouse?
00:07 Everyone's coming to House of Mouse
00:11 It's gonna be a blast!
00:16 We're gonna shake House of Mouse
00:20 Come on, I'm getting nervous
00:22 Come closer, this is House of Mouse
00:25 The party's starting, they're coming in
00:29 The good times are about to begin
00:31 You'll have a great time, it's for everyone
00:35 It's gonna be a blast!
00:36 The group's here, everyone's here
00:39 The party's gonna be a blast!
00:43 Girl, you have to dance with me
00:48 There's so many things to do
00:52 Everyone's coming in, it's gonna be a blast
00:54 It's gonna be a blast!
00:56 This is House of Mouse
01:00 And now, the best mouse for his money, Mickey Mouse!
01:06 Hey friends, listen!
01:08 I'm sorry you're late tonight
01:10 You left your keys in your truck
01:12 And it took you an hour to convince Tontín to come out
01:15 And now, the latest news about the cartoons with the gossip of Clarabella!
01:20 The gossip of Clarabella!
01:23 Here's the cow Clarabella, telling you stories about cartoons
01:27 I have some juicy stories today
01:30 First, the rumors are about a couple of the most famous cartoons
01:36 The rumors say Mickey and Minnie are dating
01:39 But everyone knows that already!
01:41 Second, a certain Duck Grumpy tears feathers at the first occasion
01:47 Yes, Donald Duck has a very bad temper
01:50 Oh, Donald Duck!
01:53 She's very honest
01:55 Oh, well, how about this one?
01:59 The rumors say that a certain dumb dog was labeled as an incurable fool
02:04 Goofy is a fool with a capital T
02:07 Gossip, I knew it!
02:10 Shut up! Your gossip is older than Rafiki
02:18 Older than Rafiki
02:24 I have other good rumors
02:27 What are they? That Snow White is the most beautiful of all?
02:30 I didn't want to do this, but I think I have no other option
02:36 I have in my hand the biggest secret we've ever heard
02:41 It involves a certain character, a certain place, and a certain enigma
02:48 But I won't tell you until the show is over
02:54 Mirror, tell us what will Snow White tell the world?
02:59 You ask for an answer, and I will give you an answer
03:02 It's not about me, it's the only thing I'll tell you
03:05 This is a secret I will share! A spy cartoon!
03:09 Give it to him, Horacio!
03:12 (Spy cartoon sound)
03:40 Hey you, the one ironing his underwear
03:43 Or cooking or washing the dishes
03:47 Have you ever felt that someone is watching you?
03:50 I hope not
03:53 And your neighbor in front?
03:55 Have you ever thought that he wants to catch you?
03:59 What should I do?
04:01 You must catch us before they catch you
04:04 Order the ultra secret team of spies to Hax
04:07 Exactly, you can also be a spy
04:10 Send me the team of spies, urgent delivery
04:14 Ultra secret team for spies to Hax
04:20 My ultra secret team for spies!
04:27 Shhh
04:28 Wow!
04:38 Hello paranoid citizen, I'm designed to teach you everything you need to know to be a spy
04:44 Now, put me behind your ear
04:47 Can you hear me?
04:53 Strong and clear, especially strong
04:56 Before you start, you must put on your spy suit
05:00 It must look very good
05:05 Good
05:22 Lesson one, self defense
05:24 In your front pocket you will find something that looks like a pen
05:28 Now that you have mastered the laser pen, you are ready for lesson two
05:36 Remove the microphones
05:38 There are no microphones, but there are insects in my phone
05:42 It's not a joke, but there are insects in my phone
05:45 Lesson three, infiltration
05:48 Introduction
05:50 Introduction
06:18 Airport
06:19 Complete infiltration
06:38 Now open your spy wallet
06:41 Oops, I forgot
06:43 [Spy music]
06:51 Lesson four, be stealthy
06:54 A spy must know how to check everything without making any noise
06:58 Yahoo!
07:09 [Spy music]
07:13 Yahoo!
07:15 Excellent, no one will ever suspect that you are here
07:18 Lesson five, open locks
07:22 Take out the ultra-secret door opener
07:24 Credit card
07:27 Carefully slide the credit card on one side of the door
07:31 75 dollars
07:35 [Spy music]
07:38 [Spy moaning]
07:40 Lesson six, camouflage
07:45 Quickly, press the automatic disguise button on the wristband of your spy suit
07:50 Caught
08:03 [Spy music]
08:10 Spots, someone is behind me
08:13 He is totally crazy for Goofy
08:16 Oh my God, he is getting closer and closer
08:20 Lesson seven, personal defense
08:23 In case someone is approaching you
08:26 Take out the gas mask from your left pocket
08:31 [Spy music]
08:37 [Spy music]
08:39 [Spy music]
08:44 [Spy music]
08:46 [Spy moaning]
08:48 [Spy moaning]
08:50 Lesson eight, to catch your man
08:53 Wait until he has opened this ridiculous umbrella and swallowed the gas
08:57 Then stand at the foot of the stairs and wait patiently
09:01 Well done, this is how your course to Hacks of how to catch your man concludes
09:08 [Spy laughing]
09:11 [Applause]
09:15 [Spy music]
09:19 [Knocking]
09:22 Clarabella, I need to talk to you
09:27 Hey, that great secret you will tell, well, it's about me, right?
09:32 About you?
09:33 I knew it, I just want my ears to look pretty and round from all angles
09:38 So that's why I starch them every week
09:40 Really?
09:42 Oh Clarabella, I know your great secret is about me, but I can explain it
09:48 Oh yeah?
09:49 You saw me in the movies with Mortimer
09:51 I saw you?
09:52 But that was not a date, I just wanted to keep Mortimer away from Mickey to plan the show
09:58 He would understand, but you would, right?
10:00 Well...
10:02 [Spy laughing]
10:03 Are you part goose?
10:05 What are you talking about?
10:07 Duck, duck, goose, you're actually more goose than duck, you should be called Donald Duck
10:14 Don't tell anyone, you'll embarrass me
10:17 Is it safe to talk here?
10:19 Well, my secret is not about Mickey's ears or that Donald is a goose
10:23 Wait, you already knew all that?
10:25 Of course, I look stupid, but I'm not stupid
10:28 The real secret is...
10:30 What?
10:31 That I'm actually stupid
10:34 Wait, I can prove it
10:38 [Spy laughing]
10:39 Is it true? I've met two people who can...
10:45 ...marry like a goose
10:49 I'm late, and I don't have a date
10:53 I'm a fraud
10:55 I fear the dark, I told you
11:01 Oh, I don't think I can write that
11:05 Oh, what a day, what a day, you're waiting to hear my big secret
11:11 Oh, I can't wait
11:15 Don't forget it, friends, very soon I'll reveal the biggest secret in the world
11:21 So don't go
11:23 Don't worry, Clarabella, no one wants to miss it
11:27 Like no one wants to miss the next cartoon
11:31 [Cartoon music]
11:33 Valentine's Day
11:45 I wonder if Donald has something special planned
11:52 Happy Valentine's Day
11:57 Donald, you really got the Cupido arrow
12:01 For me? Thank you!
12:03 This coupon allows Miss Daisy to order Mr. Donald to do anything she wants on Valentine's Day
12:18 You? You're my gift?
12:22 Yes!
12:23 Yahoo!
12:24 Oh, Donald, you can do anything you want
12:28 Anything!
12:30 For Daisy
12:35 I know what I want, I want you to...
12:38 ...build a wall
12:40 What?
12:41 Yes, a big brick wall to keep my privacy
12:44 My curious neighbor Clara Clock always finds me when I look out the window
12:48 She's a meddler
12:50 I'm a ghost
12:52 No, you can make me one next year
12:55 Today I want a brick wall
12:57 But, but...
12:58 Donald, you said anything
13:01 I'll do it
13:06 Now let's go back to the fools and the crybabies
13:10 Hey, Jillian, what's wrong?
13:13 Because I'm alone on Valentine's Day
13:17 [Jillian cries]
13:19 Jillian, Jillian, why do you feel like crying?
13:23 You need to leave your house and find a big and strong man
13:28 [Jillian cries]
13:30 [Donald cries]
13:31 Follow me, my boy
13:34 What do you think of Dimitri?
13:40 You know, he's so strong
13:43 And so stubborn
13:48 Yes, you're right
13:51 He's funny
13:53 He has character
13:58 And nothing seems to bother him
14:01 I think he could be...
14:04 ...the perfect man
14:17 Oh, yeah, I've got an idea
14:20 First I'll show you a puzzle
14:26 Wow
14:44 Wow
14:45 Wow
14:52 Wow
14:54 Oh, yeah
15:00 Donald!
15:02 Now you've become a millionaire
15:05 What? No, no, I can't do that
15:09 Do it
15:10 [Donald mumbles]
15:16 Thank you
15:18 [Donald's house]
15:46 Donald!
15:47 Oh, oh
15:48 Is this what I think it is?
15:50 No, it was the next one
15:53 Wait, I'll explain something
16:00 Keep it
16:03 [Donald screams]
16:06 [Donald gasps]
16:09 [Donald screams]
16:12 [Donald laughs]
16:40 Donald!
16:41 You never took me dancing!
16:44 I'll show you how to dance
16:47 [Donald screams]
16:49 It seems that my destiny is to be alone
16:54 But no, I won't give up
16:56 Never!
16:57 I have a plan
16:59 There are other ways to conquer a man
17:03 [Dramatic music]
17:05 [Donald screams]
17:29 [Donald screams]
17:31 [Dramatic music]
17:46 No!
17:47 Not that, it's not what it seems
17:49 Another woman!
17:51 On Valentine's Day!
17:53 What are you saying, Chilia?
17:57 I'll ask her to marry me
17:59 [Donald mumbles]
18:02 Chilia, I'm Chilia
18:04 Just leave me alone
18:07 You, Clara, promise to love Donald
18:12 Take care of him and keep the feathers away from his bricks
18:16 Good, then now I declare you...
18:20 Wait!
18:21 Oh Donald, I left you forcing you to work on that horrible wall, you selfish bitch!
18:28 I'm not surprised you're looking for another one
18:31 Oh, yes, that's what happened
18:34 I'll do anything to reward you
18:37 Anything?
18:38 Anything
18:41 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
18:46 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
18:48 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
18:54 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
18:57 [Audience applauds]
19:06 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:11 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
19:17 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
19:22 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
19:29 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:33 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
19:35 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:37 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:41 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:48 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
19:53 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
20:00 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
20:07 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
20:29 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
20:32 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
20:44 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
20:52 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
20:59 [Mickey speaks in Spanish]
21:13 [Clara speaks in Spanish]
21:19 [Mickey speaks in Spanish]
21:23 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
21:26 [Announcer speaks in Spanish]
21:29 [Donald speaks in Spanish]
21:54 [Audience applauds]
21:58 [Music]