Love Seri Movie 2023 - Full Movie
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00:00:00 (sizzling)
00:00:02 (screams)
00:00:14 - I got burritos.
00:00:16 - Oh, no.
00:00:16 Yeah, what about Stacy, what's her name?
00:00:21 No, she'll be okay, it's fine after all.
00:00:23 No, remember the Vanity Fair party?
00:00:24 That means that her dress is just missing a shoulder band.
00:00:28 Oh, yeah.
00:00:30 Yeah, I gotta go, babe.
00:00:32 Okay, yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:00:34 Bye.
00:00:35 Only two burritos?
00:00:42 These are the small ones, right?
00:00:44 - I'm not that hungry.
00:00:45 - Why, what did your boss say?
00:00:49 - He called me a throwback.
00:00:50 - That's a compliment, right?
00:00:52 - Yeah, coming from Mr. Wheeler, definitely.
00:00:54 - Hmm, so the review went well?
00:00:56 - Maybe.
00:00:58 - I thought you'd get a raise.
00:00:59 Hey, did you tell him we're getting married?
00:01:02 - Yeah, he already knew.
00:01:03 He also somehow knew that you proposed to me.
00:01:06 - Oh, no, Marshall, you shouldn't tell people that.
00:01:09 - I didn't tell him.
00:01:10 - What did he think?
00:01:11 - Put a damper on his whole throwback theory, I think.
00:01:14 He asked if I'd be taking your name.
00:01:16 - He did?
00:01:17 - Yeah, sarcastically.
00:01:19 - Yeah, but you'll still get a raise.
00:01:20 (phone rings)
00:01:23 Hello?
00:01:24 Yeah.
00:01:28 Freddie?
00:01:29 Hey, congratulations, Freddie passed the bar.
00:01:32 I told you, third time's a charm.
00:01:34 Did you tell the folks?
00:01:36 What did she say?
00:01:37 All right, hey, hey, Fred,
00:01:41 look, I gotta call you tomorrow, okay?
00:01:42 I got dinner.
00:01:43 Okay, bye.
00:01:44 - I went by the apartment today.
00:01:51 - Me too.
00:01:52 - Really?
00:01:54 - Yeah, just outside, I met the doorman.
00:01:58 - Oh, was he nice?
00:01:59 - Yeah, sure.
00:02:01 - Well, Alex told me a few other couples
00:02:03 have already looked.
00:02:04 It won't last, Marshall.
00:02:05 (dog barking)
00:02:11 (ominous music)
00:02:14 - Thank you.
00:02:20 - You'll find everything we discussed.
00:02:23 - You prepared the documents yourself?
00:02:26 - Yeah.
00:02:27 - They look like the originals.
00:02:31 - They're all there.
00:02:32 If he's anything like his father,
00:02:37 he'll be a stubborn little bastard.
00:02:39 I'm sorry, sweetheart.
00:02:44 - So are you sure you haven't been injured
00:02:55 or wronged in any way?
00:02:56 - I'm sure, Freddy.
00:02:58 - Well, we need to brainstorm on that.
00:03:00 I need a caseload.
00:03:02 - I can't believe you're finally a full-fledged lawyer.
00:03:05 - Amen.
00:03:07 And forget about OJ.
00:03:08 The law is good, and it's making a comeback.
00:03:11 - So you gonna hook up with a firm?
00:03:14 - I'll send resumes, but it may take a while.
00:03:17 Remember, I didn't play politics.
00:03:19 I didn't whore myself for class rank
00:03:21 like some of those clowns.
00:03:23 A C average, yes.
00:03:25 But a C average with dignity.
00:03:27 - Hey, Freddy, come on.
00:03:33 No Lewis and Clark stuff today.
00:03:34 I gotta go back to work.
00:03:36 - Ha, what a view.
00:03:46 It's like the pond paintings.
00:03:48 - What?
00:03:51 - The haystacks or whatever.
00:03:53 - Monet.
00:03:55 This toxic hole reminds you of a Monet?
00:03:58 - Will you stop and smell the muck?
00:04:00 You are always so focused on where you're going,
00:04:02 you never stop to notice where you are.
00:04:04 - That's profound, Fred.
00:04:06 - It's beautiful here.
00:04:08 - No, it's not.
00:04:09 - Yes, it is.
00:04:11 - No, it's not.
00:04:12 - Yes, it is.
00:04:12 - Tell me, Liz.
00:04:17 Have we solved our problem?
00:04:18 - Yes, I think we have.
00:04:20 (dramatic music)
00:04:23 - I love that movie.
00:04:31 This new romance channel's the best.
00:04:34 What?
00:04:39 - It's a chick flick, that's all.
00:04:42 It's not real.
00:04:43 - Obviously not real, Marshall.
00:04:45 That's why people watch movies, to escape.
00:04:49 (computer beeping)
00:04:52 - What the hell?
00:04:59 - The remote.
00:05:02 I'm on the remote.
00:05:03 - I have to go away for a minute.
00:05:15 - What?
00:05:17 You wanna be a daddy, big guy?
00:05:18 I'll be right back.
00:05:20 - I love you till the day I die.
00:05:29 (dramatic music)
00:05:34 Hang on, hang on.
00:05:37 (dramatic music)
00:05:44 (dramatic music)
00:05:47 (dramatic music)
00:05:50 (dramatic music)
00:05:53 (dramatic music)
00:05:55 - I can't believe we fell asleep out here.
00:06:21 (dramatic music)
00:06:24 - This is my grandfather.
00:06:28 - It was a bad dream, Marshall.
00:06:30 - More like a hallucination.
00:06:32 - Whatever, we never should have tried
00:06:33 to reheat that Mooshu chicken.
00:06:35 - I had pictures when I was a kid,
00:06:37 but last night he was older.
00:06:39 - Where is he, anyway?
00:06:40 - New Mexico or Arizona, I think.
00:06:43 - What does he do?
00:06:44 - I don't know, he'd be retired by now.
00:06:46 - When did you last see him?
00:06:49 - When I was seven, maybe.
00:06:51 My parents were still around.
00:06:52 - God, Marshall, he's probably dead.
00:06:56 - No, he's not dead.
00:07:01 - How do you know?
00:07:03 - I would have heard.
00:07:04 - Well, you should find out where he is and call him.
00:07:07 He should know about our wedding.
00:07:09 - No, he should not.
00:07:10 - He's your grandfather.
00:07:11 - What kind of grandfather leaves a seven-year-old kid
00:07:16 alone to fend for himself and not even a single phone call?
00:07:20 - Oh my God.
00:07:22 - What?
00:07:22 - That's more than you've ever said about your childhood.
00:07:25 I've never heard you complain before.
00:07:27 You should call your grandfather.
00:07:29 - Kitty, leave this one alone.
00:07:31 - Why?
00:07:32 - Because you don't know anything about my family.
00:07:34 - Neither do you.
00:07:35 - I know one thing.
00:07:39 My grandfather can go fuck himself.
00:07:41 (phone ringing)
00:07:49 - Hello, yes.
00:07:50 Mr. Pike?
00:07:53 You're talking about my grandfather?
00:07:56 Are you joking?
00:07:56 You mean my grandfather?
00:08:01 When?
00:08:04 - Oh my God.
00:08:06 - What time exactly?
00:08:08 And you're in Tucson, so that's two hours?
00:08:13 Right.
00:08:16 (phone ringing)
00:08:19 Okay, you're an attorney?
00:08:22 Fine, I don't care about any of that.
00:08:26 Just, I don't know, just fax my office.
00:08:29 Yeah, Lindsey and Hall, marketing.
00:08:32 Yes.
00:08:37 He was sick and died last night.
00:08:43 (dramatic music)
00:08:46 Same time he showed up here.
00:08:49 And I'm the only living relative.
00:08:54 - Thomas.
00:09:04 Show a little respect.
00:09:12 (moaning)
00:09:14 - Freddy, dinner at home tonight?
00:09:27 I got some pro bono for you.
00:09:32 - So, I'm all right.
00:09:35 You sure you're all right?
00:09:38 - I'm fine, Emily, thank you.
00:09:39 - You didn't even know him, Ma.
00:09:41 - Well, still, it was his birth grandfather.
00:09:43 - And you saw his ghost, you think?
00:09:45 - Yes.
00:09:46 - On television?
00:09:47 - Yeah.
00:09:48 - What show was he on?
00:09:49 - Ma, please.
00:09:51 - How?
00:09:52 Our boy is seeing apparitions.
00:09:53 - Yes.
00:09:55 - The Rubens' eldest son, Martin, has a medical license.
00:09:58 - I don't need a psychiatrist.
00:09:59 - Martin's a vet, Ma.
00:10:01 - Well, still, he's very nice to talk to.
00:10:03 I mean, we could be in the middle
00:10:04 of a nervous breakdown here.
00:10:05 - I'm fine.
00:10:07 Tell us more about the poltergeist.
00:10:09 - Well, was there a cold breeze or blood from the walls?
00:10:11 - There was blood from the walls.
00:10:13 - Fred, how about that fax?
00:10:14 - How about giving me a second?
00:10:16 Wilson Estates is a complex area.
00:10:17 - You know, we should have been more supportive of Marshall.
00:10:20 And then maybe he wouldn't be
00:10:21 in the middle of this breakdown.
00:10:22 - Alleged breakdown.
00:10:24 - He was an orphan, and it's our job
00:10:26 to teach him a sense of self.
00:10:28 - A sense of self?
00:10:29 - Yeah, people get that from their family.
00:10:30 - Yeah, maybe we all ought to go on Oprah.
00:10:32 - Hey, Marshall, what's the Catalina in?
00:10:34 - No idea.
00:10:35 - Your grandfather ran a motel.
00:10:38 - Okay.
00:10:39 - I mean, you show me a man with a sense of self,
00:10:41 and I'll show you a man who can propose to a woman.
00:10:44 - It's Kitty.
00:10:45 - Her name's Kitty, Ma.
00:10:46 - I know her name.
00:10:47 She should be ashamed.
00:10:49 - Why should she?
00:10:49 I forgot.
00:10:50 - For proposing to Marshall, Dad.
00:10:51 - I mean, I don't care what kind of feminism this is.
00:10:53 It is just not right.
00:10:55 - Kitty and I decided together.
00:10:56 - Marshall, this motel of your grandfather's,
00:10:59 it's in Arizona.
00:10:59 - Tucson.
00:11:00 - Well, the motel is being dissolved, and there's money.
00:11:06 Basically, you just sign the papers,
00:11:08 and you get the money.
00:11:09 - I don't want his money.
00:11:11 - Yeah, but Marshall, I think it's a lot.
00:11:15 - How much?
00:11:16 - $400,000.
00:11:18 And if that's true, there is no way I am doing this pro bono.
00:11:26 - I've always looked up in New York.
00:11:34 Now I can look down on it for a while.
00:11:37 - The apartment?
00:11:37 - I can write the apartment.
00:11:39 - And a car?
00:11:40 - Saab 900.
00:11:42 - Red, tan interior.
00:11:44 And the wedding?
00:11:45 - The best.
00:11:46 Invite as many people as you want.
00:11:48 We'll have it between innings.
00:11:49 - Oh, we are not getting married in Yankee Stadium.
00:11:53 - I'm sorry about your grandfather.
00:12:01 Then again.
00:12:03 (somber music)
00:12:06, (car engine roaring)
00:12:11, (car engine roaring), (car engine roaring)
00:12:16 (somber music)
00:12:18 - You boarding pass to Tucson?
00:12:40 - Is it a window?
00:12:41 - You said aisle.
00:12:43 - I changed my mind.
00:12:44 Is yours window?
00:12:45 - I'm gonna sign it.
00:12:46 - You know, according to this,
00:12:48 men are less sexually potent today
00:12:51 than they were 50 years ago.
00:12:53 - Fred, please.
00:12:53 - Seriously, compared to those guys
00:12:55 in World War II or whatever,
00:12:56 you and I have practically no sperm.
00:12:58 - Well, I doubt we're gonna need any this week anyway.
00:13:01 - We're going for a whole week?
00:13:03 - Fred, it's a lot of money.
00:13:04 This Offerman guy, the lawyer out there,
00:13:06 he seems like he's on the ball.
00:13:07 He wants me there till the deal closes.
00:13:09 - Still a week on site just to sign some papers.
00:13:11 We could do it all by email.
00:13:12 - Fred, relax.
00:13:14 You feel obligated to be there for the paperwork,
00:13:17 but you didn't feel obligated to make the funeral.
00:13:19 - I also fixed it so we don't have to sit together.
00:13:24 (phone ringing)
00:13:31 (upbeat music)
00:13:35 - Wow.
00:13:44 - Yeah, I'm gonna need sunglasses.
00:13:46 - It's a good thing I don't burn.
00:13:48 Wish you'd grab a cap or...
00:13:51 - Marshal Pike?
00:13:55 - Yes.
00:13:57 - I'm Shavonna Reardon.
00:13:59 - The attorney sent you.
00:14:00 Offerman?
00:14:01 - No, I'm your grandfather's secretary.
00:14:03 I'm here from the inn.
00:14:05 - The inn?
00:14:05 The motel.
00:14:08 - Yes, of course.
00:14:09 - The place is still open?
00:14:10 - It's still open, yes.
00:14:13 - Where are you from?
00:14:15 - Kirk, Ireland.
00:14:16 - Fred Mitnick.
00:14:17 Esquire?
00:14:18 - Pleased to meet you.
00:14:20 I'm to give you a lift.
00:14:21 - How did you know that we were us?
00:14:23 - I've seen a photograph.
00:14:25 I'll give you a lift to the inn.
00:14:26 - Offerman has his book at a place called the Foothills.
00:14:28 We'll grab a cab.
00:14:29 Sorry, you wasted your time.
00:14:30 - Marshal?
00:14:31 - A word?
00:14:33 - Fred Mitnick, Esquire?
00:14:39 - She's a secretary.
00:14:41 - So secretaries are very important in legal work.
00:14:43 - Yes, I swear.
00:14:44 - This is legit.
00:14:45 She could be useful to us.
00:14:46 As attorney in charge at the scene,
00:14:48 I am counseling us both to go with her.
00:14:50 - Shaban.
00:15:02 - Yes?
00:15:03 - This car has a big bonnet.
00:15:06 - Ay, dos.
00:15:07 Sure it does.
00:15:08 - Yeah.
00:15:10 - Well, we have to stop for petrol, do you think?
00:15:13 - No, we're all right.
00:15:16 - Okay.
00:15:18 (upbeat music)
00:15:21 (upbeat music)
00:15:24 (upbeat music)
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00:15:37 (upbeat music)
00:15:40 (upbeat music)
00:16:09 - Your great-grandmother Rebecca built this hotel in 1930.
00:16:12 The carpets are due for cleaning.
00:16:27 - This place is really great, isn't it?
00:16:29 - We'll need some keys.
00:16:31 (people chattering)
00:16:34 - Hey, check out the excellent pictures.
00:16:43 - I'll give you five to one on a C note, Peggy.
00:16:45 That's how sure I am.
00:16:47 You're the grandson.
00:16:49 You're a Pike.
00:16:50 - And a handsome one, too.
00:16:52 - Marshall Pike.
00:16:54 Say hello to the Mitchell sisters.
00:16:56 Clara, Peggy, and Cece.
00:16:59 - I knew it.
00:17:00 (chuckles)
00:17:02 - How you doing?
00:17:05 - I'm Fred.
00:17:06 - Hi, Fred.
00:17:07 The ladies have been coming here since,
00:17:09 well, since before either of us was born.
00:17:13 - That's terrific.
00:17:14 - Oh, he even sounds like his grandfather.
00:17:17 Ooh.
00:17:18 (upbeat music)
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00:18:12 (upbeat music)
00:18:15 - Here.
00:18:24 - What's this?
00:18:25 - An operations meeting.
00:18:26 - For what?
00:18:27 Why bother?
00:18:28 - Your grandfather held them once a week
00:18:30 to keep everyone up to date.
00:18:31 - My grandfather held them.
00:18:34 Please tell me that these people know what's happening.
00:18:37 Right?
00:18:38 - I'm sure I don't understand.
00:18:40 - They know the deal?
00:18:41 - What's the deal?
00:18:43 - Shit.
00:18:46 - Some of these people have been working here for decades.
00:18:50 - Hey, that's not my problem.
00:18:51 This has nothing to do with me.
00:18:54 - Doesn't it?
00:18:56 - Fine.
00:19:00 Let's go.
00:19:02 Let's get this over with.
00:19:04 - Hello, Marshal Pike.
00:19:08 Welcome to the Catalina Inn.
00:19:10 Your grandfather, sir, was a hero.
00:19:12 Everyone knows of his military service,
00:19:14 his business accomplishments in the Southwest,
00:19:17 his successful stewardship of this hotel,
00:19:19 his charities, his role in the development
00:19:22 of the Arizona library system.
00:19:24 But we here at the inn will miss him most of all
00:19:27 for his moments of kindness he showed each of us here
00:19:30 over the years in small ways and in large.
00:19:34 - Yeah, yeah, he was...
00:19:40 He talked about you all the time.
00:19:42 - Delicious oatmeal raisin.
00:20:09 - It'll be quick.
00:20:11 This is not my...
00:20:12 You know, I'm not the one who did this.
00:20:16 I'm not the one who put any kind of time frame on it.
00:20:19 It really has nothing to do with me at all.
00:20:22 It's a legal situation now, and well,
00:20:25 you're all just better off probably
00:20:28 just covering your own asses, you know?
00:20:31 - Perhaps we ought to go ahead with our normal reports.
00:20:38 - Yes, go on then.
00:20:40 - Reservations?
00:20:41 - Oh, good news.
00:20:42 The Hunt-Robertson wedding comes in on Thursday,
00:20:44 as we all know.
00:20:45 - Oh, Mrs. Robertson is here,
00:20:47 and says thank you, by the way,
00:20:48 for the hot soup we left her on the night she arrived.
00:20:50 - And on Monday, we'll see the Higbees,
00:20:52 the Johnsons, the Duprees.
00:20:54 Andrew?
00:20:55 - The Duprees, a '64 Rothschild,
00:20:58 opened three hours before arrival
00:20:59 and left on the writing desk.
00:21:01 - With appropriate glassware.
00:21:04 - Tea in the library starts next week
00:21:07 and continues until April, as usual.
00:21:09 Oh, be aware that Mrs. Hunt has requested
00:21:11 an ice sculpture of the inn be placed
00:21:13 at the receiving line.
00:21:14 Chef?
00:21:15 - The ice sculpture is taken care of,
00:21:17 but I'll need a decision on the club sandwich.
00:21:20 - Chef hates making 'em,
00:21:22 but your granddad insisted they stay on the menu.
00:21:25 - We'll come back to that, Chef, all right?
00:21:28 Grounds?
00:21:29 - The orange trees?
00:21:29 - Right.
00:21:30 Carlos and his crew will be trimming
00:21:32 the orange trees this week.
00:21:33 That means that the pathway between
00:21:35 the fresh fruit baskets and beech wood.
00:21:37 - It's a documentary.
00:21:38 It's a documentary.
00:21:40 (overlapping chatter)
00:21:43 - It's basically a bracelet.
00:21:50 - Mrs. Cutler's bracelet?
00:21:51 She lost it on property when she was here last week.
00:21:53 She called when she got home.
00:21:54 - We can't find it anywhere.
00:21:56 So, everybody be on the lookout
00:21:59 for a Spanish-style silver bracelet.
00:22:01 - Well, she's left us her address in Seattle,
00:22:03 but she's heartbroken.
00:22:04 - Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:22:05 It's been a week.
00:22:08 Somebody stole the damn bracelet.
00:22:09 What is this, Never Never Land?
00:22:14 Call Mrs. Cutler, tell her that
00:22:16 she should get on with her damn life.
00:22:18 The sculptures, the orange trees,
00:22:21 the rattlesnakes, none of it matters.
00:22:23 Do you understand?
00:22:24 The Catalina Inn is closing.
00:22:26 The inn is over, forever.
00:22:33 - What about the club sandwich?
00:22:35 - The club sandwich is finished.
00:22:37 (upbeat music)
00:23:02 (phone buzzing)
00:23:05 - Mr. Hoffman, I didn't know or like my grandfather.
00:23:08 Just tell me what to sign and where to sign, that's all.
00:23:11 - Yes.
00:23:12 Well, of course, the principal asset is the Catalina Inn,
00:23:15 which must be sold.
00:23:17 I guess to keep it, you'd have to pay $800,000
00:23:19 in estate taxes.
00:23:20 - We don't wanna keep it.
00:23:22 - Why so high?
00:23:23 - Because the IRS taxes property on potential.
00:23:27 And since the inn is built on commercially zoned land,
00:23:29 which abuts an affluent residential neighborhood,
00:23:31 it could be put to better use.
00:23:32 And it'll be taxed accordingly.
00:23:34 - What kind of better use?
00:23:35 - More profitable commercially.
00:23:37 - A mall?
00:23:37 - Well, an upscale one, yes.
00:23:39 Realized by a major investor with the investment
00:23:42 to tear the inn down and replace it.
00:23:43 - Whatever, it has to be sold.
00:23:45 Do we have a buyer?
00:23:46 - Yes, recently a major consortium of real estate developers
00:23:48 from Los Angeles has stepped in.
00:23:50 - Let's get it done as quickly as possible.
00:23:52 - Money from the sale will go to pay off the taxes,
00:23:55 creditors, any fees relating to the probate.
00:24:00 And of course, we'll pay my standard commission.
00:24:02 Thank you.
00:24:06 The balance will of course go to you, Marshall,
00:24:07 as the sole heir.
00:24:09 How much?
00:24:09 About $450,000.
00:24:11 Here, you can read about it over the weekend.
00:24:15 - You said something about creditors.
00:24:17 - There's some minor ones, yes.
00:24:18 - The inn lost money?
00:24:19 - It broke even.
00:24:21 It's sort of like one of those great old European hotels
00:24:24 before World War II.
00:24:26 - The old girl lost money though, huh?
00:24:27 She was in the red.
00:24:29 - Grandfather insisted on old world service,
00:24:31 which was impossible to maintain at a profit.
00:24:33 He refused to make any changes at all,
00:24:34 wouldn't even get a computer.
00:24:35 He said he didn't trust them.
00:24:36 And even this sad business, I was only given paper files,
00:24:39 which reminds me, if you find any copies of anything,
00:24:42 I want you to get them to me immediately.
00:24:43 - Certainly.
00:24:44 - Well, so we'll meet here on Thursday.
00:24:48 We'll sign all the necessary papers.
00:24:50 - Thank you very much.
00:24:51 - Thank you.
00:24:52 - So why have us here the entire week?
00:24:55 - Well, in case there are any last minute considerations,
00:24:57 I'd like Marshall close at hand.
00:24:58 Now, you'll stay in Tucson.
00:25:00 Now, you're all settled in at the Foothills?
00:25:02 Actually, we're gonna stay at my grandfather's house.
00:25:04 - Truly?
00:25:05 - I mean, considering the fact that it's about to be sold
00:25:07 is that wise?
00:25:08 It could prove, you know, emotional.
00:25:10 - Ah, we're not that sensitive.
00:25:13 - When exactly will I see the money?
00:25:14 - In about a month.
00:25:15 I'll send it to your New York address.
00:25:17 - Which may change.
00:25:18 I'll make sure to get that to you.
00:25:19 - Do that.
00:25:20 - And I'll review everything over the weekend?
00:25:22 - I'm sorry, what's your name again?
00:25:23 - Fred Metnick, Esquire.
00:25:26 - Ah, the lawyer.
00:25:27 - Fred's also my foster brother.
00:25:28 - Excellent.
00:25:31 - There's it.
00:25:33 - Whoa, cool.
00:25:54 (birds chirping)
00:25:57 - Uh-huh.
00:26:09 Kitchen must be through there.
00:26:15 (footsteps)
00:26:17 - Check it out.
00:26:26 This is your family history.
00:26:30 Volume one of your whole family history.
00:26:33 (soft piano music)
00:26:38 (soft piano music)
00:26:41 (soft piano music)
00:26:44 (soft piano music)
00:26:47 (soft piano music)
00:26:50 (soft piano music)
00:26:55 (soft piano music)
00:26:58 - My bed in the guest room is the most comfortable bed
00:27:24 I've ever been in in my life.
00:27:26 It's old but firm.
00:27:29 The sheets are new and there's like a warm breeze
00:27:31 from the window, it's just outstanding.
00:27:33 How's the shoe?
00:27:35 - Too big.
00:27:38 Where the hell did he get this?
00:27:42 - Graduation?
00:27:44 - Yeah.
00:27:45 - Probably from NYU.
00:27:46 I think you can call and order them.
00:27:48 - Yeah, but how did he know I went to NYU?
00:27:52 (doorbell rings)
00:27:55 - Room service, sir.
00:28:02 - Holy shit.
00:28:05 Mm, oh my God.
00:28:13 This is the best club sandwich I've ever tasted.
00:28:18 - Really?
00:28:20 That's too bad.
00:28:21 (soft music)
00:28:24 - No, even more, babe, 450,000.
00:28:26 Yeah, this lawyer Offerman, he's good.
00:28:30 He's smart.
00:28:30 Offerman, I don't know, I guess that name is German,
00:28:35 which means the details will be right.
00:28:37 (soft music)
00:28:50 - That's a pretty bell.
00:28:51 - There's a woman to see you.
00:29:03 - What woman, where?
00:29:04 - In your office.
00:29:06 - I don't have an office.
00:29:08 - Your grandfather's office.
00:29:10 - Right, right, that's 'cause she's here to see him, not me.
00:29:15 You know, you might wanna explain to her that he's dead,
00:29:18 but if she wants to hang around, he may actually show up.
00:29:21 - She asked for you specifically.
00:29:26 - Meeting number one, Catalina N. owner Marshall Pike
00:29:43 and Liz Axelrod, Pima County coordinator,
00:29:46 Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
00:29:49 - What's this about?
00:29:50 - A complaint, speaking to the tape.
00:29:52 - Oh, then you can forget it, the inn is closing.
00:29:55 - Regardless, we're going to need complete access
00:29:57 to all of your files, employment records
00:30:00 for the last 10 years broken down by race and gender,
00:30:03 and we'll want to supervise weekly sensitivity workshops.
00:30:06 - Can you hold on a second?
00:30:11 (door opens)
00:30:13 - What the hell?
00:30:16 - I was polishing the knob.
00:30:18 - No, what is this woman talking about, what complaint?
00:30:21 - Henry Pike was fair, he wasn't always by the book.
00:30:24 He was hiding me, even, from immigration,
00:30:27 but he was always fair.
00:30:29 - Okay.
00:30:31 - The problem is, he didn't keep proper files.
00:30:34 We don't have what this woman wants.
00:30:38 What we have is there.
00:30:39 The rest is--
00:30:40 - Yeah, it's with my grandfather, wherever he is.
00:30:42 (sighs)
00:30:46 Ms. Axelrod, you better speak to my lawyer.
00:30:52 (keyboard clacking)
00:30:55 - Freddy?
00:31:08 (eerie music)
00:31:11 Fred?
00:31:22 (door opens)
00:31:37 (eerie music)
00:31:39 - Marshal.
00:31:47 - Hey. - Hey.
00:32:07 - Let me ask you something.
00:32:09 Have you been hearing any voices?
00:32:10 - What do you mean?
00:32:12 - Disembodied voices, floating around the house.
00:32:16 - No.
00:32:17 - Okay.
00:32:20 - Definitely not.
00:32:21 - Okay, forget it.
00:32:21 So have you looked at Offerman's papers yet?
00:32:26 - Marshal, I may be in love with your grandfather's mother.
00:32:31 Your whole family, going way back, is fantastic.
00:32:36 You wouldn't believe some of this stuff.
00:32:38 Cowboys, war heroes, and mining pioneers.
00:32:41 But the best to me, personally, is Rebecca,
00:32:44 your great-grandmother, the one who built the Catalina.
00:32:47 She was so beautiful, she caused a traffic jam
00:32:50 in Paris in 1910.
00:32:52 She started a furniture factory in the '20s
00:32:54 for disabled veterans who had been gassed in the trenches.
00:32:57 She built the Catalina as a way of keeping them working.
00:32:59 I mean, the inn was born of philanthropy
00:33:03 and, you know, forged in the crucible of courage.
00:33:06 - Freddy.
00:33:07 - I'm up to where--
00:33:08 - There's a woman from the EEOC.
00:33:09 She's looking for records or something.
00:33:10 She says that I could be in trouble
00:33:12 even if the inn is closed.
00:33:13 - Gotta be a bluff.
00:33:15 - Siobhan says that my grandfather was fair.
00:33:20 When are you planning on doing some work?
00:33:29 - After a swim.
00:33:29 - Okay.
00:33:30 Where'd you get this suit?
00:33:38 - In the closet.
00:33:39 - Shit, Freddy.
00:33:40 - What?
00:33:41 - Stay out of the old man's stuff.
00:33:42 And, uh, Fred, you're turning really pink.
00:33:46 (upbeat music)
00:33:52 (train rumbling)
00:33:55 (upbeat music)
00:33:57 - Hey, Mr. Offit.
00:34:24 - Hey, no, D, D, please.
00:34:26 What are you doing downtown?
00:34:26 - Oh, just exploring, I guess.
00:34:28 It's a lot different than New York.
00:34:30 - This a city hall?
00:34:31 - That's it, yeah.
00:34:32 - So everything all right?
00:34:33 - Yeah, everything's fine.
00:34:34 - So what are you doing?
00:34:35 You got a couple of free hours?
00:34:36 Wanna have a little fun?
00:34:37 - Sure.
00:34:38 - Nice day to spend downtown.
00:34:39 Come on, let me show you around.
00:34:40 (upbeat music)
00:34:43 - Well, I'm assuming the cactus is in play.
00:34:49 - Sure, no problem.
00:34:51 - Man, the weather sure turned.
00:34:52 Is it safe to play in the rain?
00:34:54 - Absolutely.
00:34:55 Hey, there's something else I haven't earned
00:34:57 containing your grandfather's ashes
00:34:59 in the trunk of my car.
00:35:00 Now, please remember to take it with you.
00:35:02 - I thought he was buried.
00:35:03 What about the funeral?
00:35:04 - No, that was just a memorial service.
00:35:06 The ashes are still above ground.
00:35:08 I've done the paperwork, but the burial's up to you.
00:35:11 - D, could you just do it for me?
00:35:13 Pick a place.
00:35:15 - Your grandfather's already done that.
00:35:16 There's a small family cemetery in the valley.
00:35:18 - All right, fine, just take care of it then.
00:35:20 You can add it to my bill.
00:35:20 - No, no, this is for you to do.
00:35:23 Anyway, I'll take your mind off business,
00:35:24 away from Heartbreak Hotel.
00:35:26 - Yeah, damn.
00:35:29 - Here, take a mulligan.
00:35:32 - Another one?
00:35:33 I thought you only get one.
00:35:34 - One per hole.
00:35:35 If I were you, I'd stay away from the inn altogether.
00:35:43 You know, why focus on death?
00:35:44 Good.
00:35:47 No, better to stay focused on the future.
00:35:52 What's her name anyway?
00:35:53 - Who?
00:35:54 - The future.
00:35:55 - Kitty.
00:35:56 - Ah, Kitty.
00:35:57 - Her name's Kitty.
00:35:58 - Well, you see, when this thing's over,
00:36:00 you and Kitty are gonna have some money.
00:36:02 (gentle music)
00:36:06 (birds chirping)
00:36:09 - Oh my God.
00:36:24 Can you die from this?
00:36:27 - Take it easy.
00:36:28 - You know what hurts?
00:36:30 The creases on my underarms.
00:36:32 - How's the salmon?
00:36:34 - Tastes like sunburn cream.
00:36:36 - Steak is good.
00:36:36 - You see the prints?
00:36:39 George Catlin originals.
00:36:41 - Incredible.
00:36:44 - I met Agnes today, head of housekeeping.
00:36:46 She's wonderful.
00:36:47 Apparently, vinegar works better than Windex.
00:36:50 - May I take those?
00:36:53 - Yes, please.
00:36:54 - Was everything to your liking?
00:36:55 - Yes, thank you.
00:36:56 - Gosh, can you box it, Andrew?
00:36:57 - Certainly, Mr. Mitnick.
00:36:59 May I offer dessert or an after dinner cocktail?
00:37:01 - Coffee, please.
00:37:02 - Iced coffee, with a straw.
00:37:04 - Thank you.
00:37:05 - Hello.
00:37:09 Oh my, you read as a rasher?
00:37:14 - Am I?
00:37:15 - Doesn't it hurt?
00:37:16 - No, you'll be fine.
00:37:18 - This was Spencer Tracy's favorite table.
00:37:23 - Spencer Tracy, really?
00:37:25 Marshal Spencer Tracy.
00:37:27 Was my grandfather in a wheelchair?
00:37:31 - He had MS.
00:37:33 Multiple sclerosis.
00:37:34 - So tomorrow we'll go hiking then?
00:37:38 - Hiking?
00:37:39 - In the mountains.
00:37:40 - Oh, excellent, I love, ah, you know,
00:37:42 I'm gonna be pretty busy tomorrow.
00:37:46 - Marshal?
00:37:47 - No, thank you.
00:37:48 - I'm sure we need to talk.
00:37:51 - No, we don't.
00:37:53 - Meet me in the morning, behind the inn, half eight.
00:37:58 (footsteps)
00:38:00 - What a girl.
00:38:06 What a sexy, sparky little Irish firecracker.
00:38:11 - What's half eight?
00:38:12 - What?
00:38:13 - Half eight, what is that, 7.30 or 8.30?
00:38:16 - How should I know?
00:38:17 Better be there at 7.30.
00:38:21 (slurping)
00:38:27 (birds chirping)
00:38:30 (singing in foreign language)
00:38:38 - How long have you been here?
00:38:54 - You were dreaming, I think.
00:38:55 (singing in foreign language)
00:38:59 - Siobhan, tell me something about yourself.
00:39:12 - Are you curious?
00:39:13 - No, not really, I just thought maybe
00:39:16 if you talked, you'd slow down.
00:39:18 - I'm from Ireland.
00:39:21 - That's an amazing story.
00:39:26 (speaking in foreign language)
00:39:30 - Why did you come to America?
00:39:32 - To go to school, make a few pennies.
00:39:35 That's harder to do at home.
00:39:36 - You cork?
00:39:37 - Right.
00:39:39 - You have family there?
00:39:40 - My mother, my father's dead.
00:39:42 My stepfather's bad.
00:39:44 (singing in foreign language)
00:39:49 (knocking)
00:39:51 - Hey, you play?
00:40:03 - A little.
00:40:06 - Well, get yourself a G&T, let's have at it.
00:40:08 - Oh, a gin and tonic?
00:40:09 Where?
00:40:11 - Fix it yourself.
00:40:13 Oh, don't worry, I'm security.
00:40:16 (laughing)
00:40:18 - Why are you stopping?
00:40:26 We're nearly at the top.
00:40:27 You won't do it, I know you won't.
00:40:33 - You're right.
00:40:35 - Not this.
00:40:37 I'm talking about the Catalina.
00:40:39 Closing the Catalina.
00:40:44 - On Miyakojima?
00:40:45 - Yeah, yeah, hot as hell.
00:40:47 Of course, Hyoto's impending attack
00:40:51 was foremost on our minds,
00:40:52 but then there was that indigenous snake population
00:40:55 we had to deal with.
00:40:57 - What kind of snakes?
00:40:58 - Oh, mostly a basic tiger.
00:41:00 Green, about a foot long.
00:41:03 And there's a weeping winder.
00:41:05 Even larger, about five feet.
00:41:08 Put you in a, check, put you in a coma.
00:41:14 But it was a ticket home.
00:41:15 And finally, there's Lightning Louie.
00:41:19 - Lightning Louie?
00:41:21 - Yeah.
00:41:23 - How big?
00:41:24 - Eight inches.
00:41:27 (laughing)
00:41:29 Eight goddamned inches of pure evil.
00:41:33 Black and yellow.
00:41:34 - What if you got bit by Lightning Louie?
00:41:38 - Plot in Arlington, if they found you.
00:41:41 Eternity in Japanese mud if they didn't.
00:41:44 Either way, your mother got a folded flag.
00:41:47 - Sir, about the Catalina close
00:41:52 the second my grandfather died, it wasn't my fault.
00:41:55 It's also not my fault that everyone here is in denial.
00:41:57 - Why weren't you at the funeral?
00:41:59 - It was a memorial.
00:42:00 - How can you be so cold?
00:42:04 You come from a strong family.
00:42:08 (sighing)
00:42:10 - I have free memories of my grandfather.
00:42:14 I remember him angry, throwing a garbage can
00:42:17 across 49th Street.
00:42:19 I remember trying to sleep one night
00:42:20 while he and dad argued about the Tet Offensive.
00:42:22 And I remember wondering where the hell he was
00:42:24 the night my parents died.
00:42:26 - You feel sorry for yourself?
00:42:27 - My parents were hippies who died strung out on heroin.
00:42:31 I have no brothers or sisters or uncles or cousins.
00:42:33 - You're abandoning your legacy
00:42:35 because you think it abandoned you.
00:42:37 - The inn is not my legacy.
00:42:38 This is the first time I've ever even been here.
00:42:40 - It's a family hotel.
00:42:41 You're the family.
00:42:42 - There's nothing I can do about it.
00:42:43 - Do you know how many people this will affect?
00:42:45 - Even if I wanted to, which I don't,
00:42:47 I couldn't help save the inn.
00:42:48 You know, my grandfather must have known
00:42:49 that those taxes were unpayable, by the way.
00:42:52 I mean, you might've tried this whole guilt trip out on him.
00:42:55 - I know he gave you a chance to keep the Catalina going.
00:42:57 - How do you know that?
00:42:58 What chance?
00:42:59 - I'm not sure.
00:43:00 - There is no chance.
00:43:01 Look, it's better this way.
00:43:02 I have a future in New York.
00:43:04 I have plans.
00:43:05 I intend to see them through.
00:43:07 - I meant to give you a chance.
00:43:09 - Now don't be surprised, Siobhan,
00:43:12 because Henry Pike has a way of letting you down
00:43:14 when you need him the most.
00:43:16 Maybe it's a family trait.
00:43:19 - You want the money?
00:43:22 That's all.
00:43:23 And I hope it's a hell of a lot.
00:43:27 - It's a lot.
00:43:30 (somber music)
00:43:33, (footsteps thudding)
00:43:37 (somber music)
00:43:40 (dramatic music)
00:44:04 (sighing)
00:44:06 (birds chirping)
00:44:09 - You're sure there's nothing you came
00:44:11 to talk about specifically?
00:44:12 - No, no, really.
00:44:13 I just was in the neighborhood.
00:44:14 - Marshall.
00:44:18 Look, no major change in life,
00:44:22 no matter how natural or inevitable,
00:44:24 it's gonna be accomplished easily.
00:44:25 Things end.
00:44:27 When there's sorrow, things begin.
00:44:29 When there's joy.
00:44:32 (upbeat music)
00:44:34 - Mm, Andrew, the sauce is perfect.
00:44:39 How does he make this sauce?
00:44:40 - Hello, quick question.
00:44:44 The ladies' club wants to add another 20 to their luncheon,
00:44:47 but that would mean expanding into the safari room.
00:44:49 - Alison, it's very simple, okay?
00:44:51 The ladies' club, whatever.
00:44:52 It doesn't matter.
00:44:54 - But the safari room is already booked
00:44:56 by the Tuck wedding.
00:44:57 - Fine, fine, the safari room is booked, fine.
00:44:59 Then you tell the ladies' club
00:45:00 that unless they wanna become part of Tuck wedding,
00:45:02 which I'm sure they don't,
00:45:03 then they're gonna have to find a way
00:45:04 to keep their numbers down.
00:45:05 - Really?
00:45:07 - Yeah, really.
00:45:08 (moans)
00:45:13 - Get after it, Eleanor.
00:45:19 Let's see some hustle out there.
00:45:20 (cheering)
00:45:24 (upbeat music)
00:45:26 (somber music)
00:45:35 (birds chirping)
00:45:38 (somber music)
00:45:40 (somber music)
00:45:43 (somber music)
00:45:46 (gun cocks)
00:45:48 (somber music)
00:45:51 (upbeat music)
00:46:06 (upbeat music)
00:46:09 - How long does it take to melt?
00:46:35 - Well, in the open, a couple hours.
00:46:37 (upbeat music)
00:46:39 Yeah.
00:46:41 I guess you look a little closer when you know
00:46:46 it's not gonna be there tomorrow.
00:46:48 (upbeat music)
00:46:50 (dog whining)
00:46:59 (upbeat music)
00:47:02 (dog whining)
00:47:05 (upbeat music)
00:47:07 - That's Augustus Pike, your great-great-grandfather.
00:47:24 He was one of the toughest of all the Rough Riders.
00:47:26 - Rough Riders?
00:47:27 That's Teddy Roosevelt.
00:47:28 - Yeah, outfit was badass.
00:47:30 San Juan Hill, volume two.
00:47:33 Somewhere in the middle, Augustus gets a purple heart
00:47:36 and a silver cross for carrying an injured man
00:47:39 across 300 yards of live fire battlefield,
00:47:42 even though he himself had bullets in his leg and stomach.
00:47:47 The stomach, Marshal, it's the worst.
00:47:51 - How do you know?
00:47:52 - I've read, I've heard.
00:47:55 - But he lived.
00:47:56 - Long enough to build a future
00:47:58 and set up a trust for his children.
00:48:01 Also to see Rebecca open the Catalina, holy cow.
00:48:04 This guy here in the group shot,
00:48:09 he looks just like my grandfather.
00:48:11 - Your grandfather?
00:48:12 - I swear.
00:48:13 - I don't think so, Fred.
00:48:16 - I didn't say it was him, I just said it looks like him.
00:48:19 - I won't go to the inn anymore.
00:48:24 Because it's tougher in here, Kitty.
00:48:28 A lot of people are gonna be out of work.
00:48:30 You know that secretary I told you about the other day,
00:48:33 the overweight one?
00:48:36 Yeah, she's pretty good at making me feel guilty.
00:48:40 I know, I know, forget it.
00:48:45 It'll all be over soon.
00:48:47 Okay, goodnight.
00:48:52 (somber music)
00:48:54 (fire crackling)
00:48:58 (dramatic music)
00:49:01 (children laughing)
00:49:04 (dramatic music)
00:49:07 (children laughing)
00:49:10 (dramatic music)
00:49:13 (horse neighing)
00:49:16 (man vocalizing)
00:49:41 (dramatic music)
00:49:44 (man vocalizing)
00:49:46 (dramatic music)
00:49:57 (door slams)
00:50:06 (birds chirping)
00:50:10 (door creaking)
00:50:13 - What trust?
00:50:18 - What?
00:50:21 - You said that my great-great-grandfather
00:50:23 created a trust for his children.
00:50:24 Volume two, remember?
00:50:25 - Volume three, actually.
00:50:30 Catalina Trust.
00:50:33 The ghost list didn't really start,
00:50:35 and it was around since God knows when.
00:50:36 - Well, what happened to it, where is it now?
00:50:38 - I don't know, it ended at some point,
00:50:40 probably years ago, and it's like three in the morning,
00:50:43 right?
00:50:44 - Could my grandfather have saved the inn?
00:50:45 - How's that?
00:50:46 - Well, if he wanted to give me a chance
00:50:47 to keep it running, could he have done that?
00:50:49 - Well, the problem would be the taxes.
00:50:51 - I know.
00:50:52 - As it is now, they're 800 grand.
00:50:54 He needed to value the property somehow
00:50:56 so he could afford to pay the taxes.
00:50:58 - How?
00:50:59 - Well, I suppose he could put it in a trust.
00:51:02 - Like the Catalina Trust?
00:51:04 - Any trust.
00:51:05 - And?
00:51:06 - Well, that way he could stipulate a restriction on use.
00:51:09 - So the property could never be used
00:51:11 for anything but the Catalina Inn?
00:51:12 - Right, grandfathered.
00:51:14 But Marshall, this is all a dream.
00:51:20 - Yeah.
00:51:23 - You have to sell it.
00:51:24 (sighs)
00:51:27 (sighs)
00:51:29 (upbeat music)
00:51:38 (birds chirping)
00:51:40 (upbeat music)
00:51:43 (upbeat music)
00:51:46 (upbeat music)
00:51:48 (upbeat music)
00:51:51 (upbeat music)
00:51:53 (upbeat music)
00:51:56 (upbeat music)
00:51:59 (upbeat music)
00:52:28 - Hey.
00:52:29 - I want my canteen back.
00:52:30 - How long was my grandfather in a wheelchair?
00:52:33 A couple years?
00:52:34 - Longer, a long time.
00:52:36 The canteen.
00:52:38 - Yeah, it's upstairs, come on.
00:52:41 (upbeat music)
00:52:47 Shit.
00:52:56 (phone ringing)
00:52:59 - Marshall?
00:53:03 - Hello?
00:53:10 Hello?
00:53:13 - Who is this?
00:53:15 - This is Savannah Reardon.
00:53:17 - I'm looking for Marshall Pike.
00:53:19 - He's engaged.
00:53:20 I'll take a message, will I?
00:53:22 - No, forget it.
00:53:25 (phone beeping)
00:53:27 (water running)
00:53:34 - Oh, hey Savannah.
00:53:37 - What have you got there?
00:53:39 - Nothing really, paper's about to sail.
00:53:41 How are you?
00:53:42 - Good.
00:53:43 (footsteps)
00:53:45 - Well, I double checked everything.
00:53:59 There's no existence anywhere of any kind of trust.
00:54:03 It's cool, it's basically a contract,
00:54:05 straightforward agreement of sale.
00:54:06 - Yeah.
00:54:08 - It's a good deal, technically.
00:54:09 Just need to read over the first four pages,
00:54:12 sign the last one.
00:54:13 - Now?
00:54:15 - Tomorrow.
00:54:15 Offer him or I'll have a notary.
00:54:19 - So you read everything?
00:54:20 - Yeah.
00:54:23 - Ready, everything?
00:54:24 - Yes.
00:54:25 There's only one weird thing, but it's not important.
00:54:28 - What?
00:54:30 - The wording in the contract
00:54:31 assumes you're here in person.
00:54:33 - Here, where, in Tucson?
00:54:34 - Right, it's kind of implied.
00:54:35 In order to sign, Marshall Pike must have been in Tucson,
00:54:38 in person, for at least a week.
00:54:40 - It says that.
00:54:41 - It assumes it.
00:54:42 That's why it's weird.
00:54:43 It's like it came from some other document
00:54:44 and made its way into this.
00:54:46 - So I'm here now 'cause something somewhere
00:54:48 says I have to be.
00:54:50 - Right, so what?
00:54:52 What does it matter?
00:54:53 It doesn't affect the contract.
00:54:54 - How long will it take for the inn to shut down?
00:55:01 - Well, it depends on the developers.
00:55:02 We sell to Offerman, Offerman sells to them.
00:55:05 They're the ones who actually shut it down.
00:55:08 It'll be quick, though.
00:55:09 They won't be sentimental.
00:55:10 They're from LA.
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00:56:07 - So this is your fantasy then?
00:56:12 (doorbell rings)
00:56:14 - Fuck.
00:56:14 (doorbell rings)
00:56:19 (doorbell rings)
00:56:30 - Siobhan, I knew it.
00:56:32 (footsteps)
00:56:34 - Hi.
00:56:46 (laughs)
00:56:48 A canteen.
00:56:49 Well, that's my man, always prepared.
00:56:51 - Kitty.
00:56:52 - I took the earliest flight.
00:56:54 - Why?
00:56:55 - Why?
00:56:56 - No, I mean, I...
00:57:02 - Hey there.
00:57:03 - How did you find this house?
00:57:06 - I asked.
00:57:07 - At the, Catalina?
00:57:09 - Yes.
00:57:10 - At the front desk?
00:57:12 - Yes, Marshall, at the front desk.
00:57:14 - What'd you think of the inn?
00:57:16 - Oh, I didn't really look.
00:57:17 The lobby was musty.
00:57:19 - Yeah, it's just the carpets need to be stained clean.
00:57:22 - Are you all right?
00:57:24 - Yeah, I'm fine.
00:57:25 - Are you happy to see me?
00:57:27 - Of course I am.
00:57:29 - I know it's crazy with the closing
00:57:30 and the money and our future and everything.
00:57:33 I wanted to be with you.
00:57:35 - Oh, thanks, babe.
00:57:36 - So what time's the signing?
00:57:38 - It's at noon.
00:57:39 I have to go get Freddy, so...
00:57:41 Just wait here.
00:57:44 (water trickling)
00:57:51 - Allison, hey, I borrowed this from Miss O'Riordan.
00:57:55 - Siobhan.
00:57:56 - Yeah, could you return it for me, please?
00:57:57 - Are you going somewhere?
00:57:58 She'll want to know your schedule.
00:57:59 Why don't you drop by the office yourself?
00:58:01 - Yes, we have a few minutes, Marshal.
00:58:03 Let's meet Siobhan.
00:58:05 - Siobhan, thank you for the loan.
00:58:13 Great, we gotta go.
00:58:15 - Marshal. - Where are you going?
00:58:16 - I'm Kitty Lahouzen.
00:58:18 - Hello.
00:58:19 Where are you going?
00:58:20 - Marshal, is this the girl you've been calling overweight?
00:58:22 She's a rail.
00:58:24 - That was someone else, actually, Kitty.
00:58:26 - Marshal, introduce us properly.
00:58:28 - Yes, Kitty, this is Siobhan.
00:58:29 Siobhan, this is Kitty.
00:58:31 - We should go.
00:58:32 - Yes, the secretary.
00:58:33 How do you do?
00:58:34 I'm Marshal's fiancee.
00:58:35 - Are you?
00:58:36 He didn't mention it.
00:58:37 - We should go, Miss.
00:58:38 - We-- - Wow!
00:58:39 Half 11 already.
00:58:41 - Yeah. - Yes, we're engaged.
00:58:43 - You're here to hold his hand.
00:58:45 - How's that?
00:58:46 - I thought it might be a difficult time.
00:58:48 - Oh, closing up shop and all.
00:58:50 Yes, it must be difficult.
00:58:51 Still, you'll be fine.
00:58:52 Good secretaries are rare.
00:58:54 Took me years to find one.
00:58:56 Do you have a green card?
00:58:58 - Hey, who's in the office?
00:59:00 - Good afternoon. - What the hell?
00:59:06 You let them in?
00:59:07 Freddie. - Get 'em out.
00:59:09 - Oh, you can't throw us out.
00:59:10 - Call security.
00:59:12 - Did you tell them about the ladies?
00:59:14 - What? What ladies? - The Ladies' Club.
00:59:15 Remember, your one and only decision.
00:59:18 - What? - What decision?
00:59:19 - They took a hard line, like you said.
00:59:20 They opted for the Foothills Resort.
00:59:22 They said they-- - They pulled out.
00:59:23 The Ladies' Club, a 45-year client.
00:59:26 - Christ Almighty, the Egypt Grand Soi.
00:59:28 - Hey, screw you.
00:59:29 - Verbal abuse. - Sexual harassment.
00:59:31 (dog barking)
00:59:34 - You're completely daft.
00:59:35 - They cannot just add 20 people whenever they want to.
00:59:37 - Marshal, calm down. I've seen enough.
00:59:39 - The safari room was booked.
00:59:40 There was a tuck wedding, remember?
00:59:41 - Be creative, you big bonker.
00:59:43 - Mr. Blitzer. - Excuse me.
00:59:44 - Oh, boy, Augie. Game over, baby.
00:59:46 - Oh, okay, who gets the boot?
00:59:47 - Augie, you tell Miss Axelrod and her friends
00:59:49 from the EEOC to get out the nearest door.
00:59:51 - You heard the man, sweet Kate.
00:59:52 - Sweet Kate.
00:59:53 - I have a boy. - Hey, you coward.
00:59:55 - You're a coward. - Pull over, please.
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01:00:31 - Yup.
01:00:32 Call, please, for this is my desk.
01:00:35 Good.
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01:01:00 - So what time's your flight tomorrow?
01:01:02 - Afternoon.
01:01:03 - Well, come straight back to the apartment.
01:01:09 And don't bring Freddy.
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01:01:28 - He's my great uncle, I think.
01:01:50 - You think?
01:01:52 - Your name Pike?
01:01:54 - Marshall Pike.
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01:02:07 - Hey.
01:02:31 - No way, it's 4.58.
01:02:33 I'm looking for some information
01:02:39 on something called the Catalina Trust.
01:02:42 - Hold on.
01:02:43 Yes, it's here.
01:02:49 - Really, it exists?
01:02:51 - I'll get it.
01:02:53 (door opening)
01:02:56 - What?
01:03:10 - Strange.
01:03:11 - What's strange?
01:03:12 - Nothing's there.
01:03:14 Catalina Trust, right?
01:03:16 - Right.
01:03:17 - You know, sometimes when a file's been dissolved
01:03:20 in the last month or so, the name may still show up
01:03:22 on the computer even though it's no longer here
01:03:24 in the building.
01:03:26 - No, it's not here anyway.
01:03:29 - But there is a recent record of the Catalina Trust.
01:03:31 - No.
01:03:32 - Well then why did you just--
01:03:33 - Hey, I thought so for a minute, but no.
01:03:35 - Look, is it in here or not?
01:03:37 - I must have misread something.
01:03:39 You're out of luck.
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01:05:02 - Good heavens, where did these photos come from?
01:05:11 - Look Peggy, it's you.
01:05:13 - It is.
01:05:14 - Trying to swim suit?
01:05:15 What a dish.
01:05:16 - No, seriously, look at you, looking good there.
01:05:21 (people chattering)
01:05:24 - Which one is this?
01:05:28 Which one is this?
01:05:30 - What did my grandfather drink?
01:05:32 - The best fruit.
01:05:35 (soda can opening)
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01:05:42 - Wow, that's the best.
01:05:48 Give me another, this time with ice.
01:05:52 - This was the old Pike Ranch.
01:05:54 - Oh, they had a ranch?
01:05:55 - Yes, but it's long gone.
01:05:57 - You know, I think this guy here,
01:05:59 he looks just like my grandfather.
01:06:01 - Who, Dave Mitnick?
01:06:02 - Mitnick, what?
01:06:04 - Davey was a cutie, but he could be so obnoxious.
01:06:07 - Davey Mitnick, that is my grandfather.
01:06:09 - Oh my Lord.
01:06:11 Oh, I meant obnoxious in a good way, you know, like funny.
01:06:14 Davey was only here a short time.
01:06:29 - But he was friends with Henry Pike.
01:06:30 - And how, they were ranch hands together, troublemakers.
01:06:33 Davey broke a lot of hearts
01:06:35 before he went back east to that girl of his.
01:06:37 - That girl was my grandmother.
01:06:39 - Wow, that's amazing.
01:06:42 - Which means it must have been set up.
01:06:44 - What do you mean set up?
01:06:46 - Well, Marshall and I are foster brothers together,
01:06:48 which couldn't have been an accident.
01:06:50 It must've been planned somehow by our grandfathers.
01:06:52 Where is he?
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01:07:28 - Yes, dad, I know, I am aware of what time it is there,
01:07:31 but this is really important.
01:07:32 I need to clear up a few things here.
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01:07:38 - Hello?
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01:07:55 Marshall?
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01:10:05 - Hey.
01:10:06 We gotta talk.
01:10:08 There were pals.
01:10:12 My grandfather and your grandfather
01:10:14 were ranch hands together.
01:10:15 Our taking you in was all arranged.
01:10:17 Henry Pike did the paperwork.
01:10:18 He sent us money.
01:10:19 - No way.
01:10:20 - This is straight from my dad.
01:10:22 It was your grandfather's wish that it all be secret.
01:10:24 - Why?
01:10:25 Why couldn't my grandfather just take care of me himself?
01:10:27 - Because he was crippled.
01:10:28 - The MS.
01:10:29 - Dad said he was diagnosed about a month
01:10:31 before your parents died.
01:10:32 Now he was told he had less than a year to live.
01:10:34 - Yeah, but he lived another 22 years.
01:10:36 - Well, still all that time, the entire 22 years,
01:10:38 he's gotta be thinking any day could be his last.
01:10:40 - So what?
01:10:41 He should have told me this himself.
01:10:42 I mean, he could have kept in touch.
01:10:43 - He was dying.
01:10:44 He must have thought you'd seen enough of death.
01:10:45 - Yeah, also, just before your parents died,
01:10:47 he and your dad had some big blowout
01:10:49 over Vietnam or something.
01:10:51 One of the last things your father said to him
01:10:53 was to stay away from you.
01:10:55 Henry arranged for you to live with us.
01:10:58 - Your father told you all this just now?
01:10:59 - Yeah, and that's not all, Marshall.
01:11:01 Dad says that the adoption and the money
01:11:04 was all done as part of a trust.
01:11:06 He doesn't remember the details exactly,
01:11:08 but maybe, maybe it was the Catalina Trust.
01:11:11 - Of course it was.
01:11:13 I know it was, which means Offerman--
01:11:15 - Offerman's been lying, hiding it.
01:11:18 - Why would Offerman lie?
01:11:19 - Because he wants his commission.
01:11:20 Maybe he gets a kickback from developers.
01:11:22 - Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
01:11:23 You signed the contract.
01:11:24 - So what do we do?
01:11:33 - Don't worry, most lawyers are good people.
01:11:36 You go in and ring the doorbell
01:11:38 and ask for the contract back.
01:11:40 Siobhan and I will wait here.
01:11:43 - Won't be ringing any doorbells, Freddy.
01:11:44 - What do you mean?
01:11:46 What's the plan?
01:11:54 - We break in, we steal the contract, and we get out.
01:11:58 - That's the plan?
01:11:59 - Hey, it's your basic B and E.
01:12:00 We're gonna go show that crap bastard
01:12:02 that we can play hardball too.
01:12:03 - I would just like to remind you that that's a felony.
01:12:07 Here, try this.
01:12:09 - Holy cow.
01:12:11 - Perfect.
01:12:11 - Wait.
01:12:12 That's perfect.
01:12:16 - Okay.
01:12:17 - Why are you doing this?
01:12:19 - Because, Freddy, I am not an attorney,
01:12:21 so I respect the law.
01:12:23 Okay, if I'm not back in 10 minutes,
01:12:29 I want you to start the car.
01:12:30 - Oh, for Lord's sake, are you all right?
01:12:32 - I'm fine.
01:12:32 - I'll claim rush to judgment, of course,
01:12:38 but the core of our defense will be Marshall's insanity.
01:12:41 He'll still do a nickel,
01:12:45 but the giggle factor isn't enough.
01:12:47 - Abort mission!
01:12:48 - You broke the law.
01:13:01 - I know, Freddy, I'm sorry.
01:13:03 - Society's glue.
01:13:05 - Right now, Offerman owns the inn.
01:13:09 - Technically, but I imagine he'll be signing it over
01:13:11 to the developers today.
01:13:13 - Today?
01:13:14 - Uh-huh.
01:13:16 Even if you prove Offerman lied about anything,
01:13:18 once the developers sign, you'll need 20 lawyers
01:13:21 and 20 years to get the inn back.
01:13:23 Game's over.
01:13:24 You don't have any cards left.
01:13:27 - Oh, I do have a card.
01:13:28 - What?
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01:13:33 - I trust that my grandfather protected the inn.
01:13:36 - Grandfather you didn't even know?
01:13:39 - Right, him.
01:13:42 - Okay.
01:13:45 - So hand me that briefcase.
01:13:48 Need some weight.
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01:13:58 I'll drive.
01:14:04 - You know, I would really rather wait outside with Siobhan.
01:14:20 - Hello.
01:14:24 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:26 hope you all brought your checkbooks.
01:14:28 (laughing)
01:14:29 I think we can do this really quickly.
01:14:31 Well, Marshall, you didn't have to be here today.
01:14:35 - Can I have a word with you, please?
01:14:37 - Yes, later, why don't you meet me in my office?
01:14:40 - Now.
01:14:41 Has to be now, outside in the hallway.
01:14:43 - All right.
01:14:48 Excuse me.
01:14:49 All of you, I'll be back in a moment.
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01:14:55 - What is this?
01:14:57 - He made a copy.
01:14:59 - Who made a copy of what?
01:15:02 - The Catalina Trust, my grandfather.
01:15:04 - I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:07 - You burned the original.
01:15:09 You deleted the city records.
01:15:10 You sent Miss Axelrod to the inn
01:15:12 to see if she could find a stray copy,
01:15:13 but she couldn't because it was at my grandfather's house.
01:15:15 The house you never wanted me to stay in.
01:15:17 But see, now I've got it.
01:15:19 I found it.
01:15:21 - All right, let's see what you have.
01:15:23 - Restricted use, you know,
01:15:23 that might interest those gentlemen inside.
01:15:25 Are they aware that the land is only commercially zoned
01:15:27 as long as the inn is standing?
01:15:28 My grandfather knew I would never sell this place
01:15:31 if I spent a week here.
01:15:32 That's the provision that you forgot to omit.
01:15:36 That was your mistake.
01:15:37 - All right.
01:15:47 - What do you wanna do?
01:15:48 Maybe we call the Arizona State Police?
01:15:50 Maybe we call the state bar, see if they can sort this out?
01:15:53 Or you tear up my signature and you send them all home.
01:15:57 Sales off.
01:15:59 Marshall.
01:16:04 Don't be an idiot.
01:16:08 You take the money, you go back to New York.
01:16:12 The inn's never gonna make it.
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01:16:27 - First, let's get this place in the black.
01:16:54 - Yeah.
01:16:55 - As of today, Allison will be acting general manager.
01:16:57 (group cheering)
01:17:00 Siobhan and I will be organizing any paperwork
01:17:02 and sorting out the general situation.
01:17:05 Freddie will be representing the Catalina
01:17:06 in all legal matters.
01:17:08 - Yes, I'll be contesting an alienation of affection suit
01:17:11 filed by Marshall's ex-fiancee.
01:17:13 - The carpets in the lobby
01:17:13 will be steam cleaned on Tuesday.
01:17:15 Also, I have an appointment with the ladies' club tomorrow.
01:17:18 I'll get 'em back.
01:17:19 Chef, I'm sorry to say
01:17:23 that the club sandwich is officially back on the menu.
01:17:26 And Eleanor, please include a note to Mrs. Cutler
01:17:29 saying that we're sorry for the delay
01:17:31 in returning her bracelet.
01:17:32 And that we look forward to seeing her
01:17:35 and her husband again next year.
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