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Jeff D Lowe | Surviving Barstool
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00:00:00 Here's how this is going to work.
00:00:01 Backstab, lie, cheat, do what you have to to win $100,000.
00:00:06 This is crazy.
00:00:08 Stool Tribe wins immunity.
00:00:11 I would take out Dan, probably.
00:00:13 Just vote for Tommy.
00:00:14 You have the power to do it.
00:00:15 Vote Tommy.
00:00:16 Thank you, guys.
00:00:17 They got rid of me that easy, right?
00:00:19 Tommy!
00:00:21 First person eliminated.
00:00:22 Wow.
00:00:23 First member of our jury.
00:00:24 Big cat.
00:00:29 All right, Stool Tribe, we all still
00:00:30 made it past the first night.
00:00:32 So let's enjoy it.
00:00:33 Hear, hear.
00:00:33 Hopefully, we have some clean nights ahead.
00:00:36 Survive in advance, boys.
00:00:38 After the vote, we went back to our rooms.
00:00:43 And Rico said-- he's like, you guys are lucky
00:00:46 that you didn't vote me out.
00:00:48 When I thought I was getting voted out,
00:00:49 I took them from the bathroom.
00:00:50 So if anybody needs these--
00:00:52 Wait, you're going to steal those and go home?
00:00:55 Just being an asshole?
00:00:58 No, like, just-- yeah, I mean, it's collateral.
00:00:59 But now it's an advantage for our--
00:01:01 Wait, what's collateral?
00:01:02 You're going home.
00:01:02 He didn't use any collateral because he said that.
00:01:05 You're going to take those home with you?
00:01:07 It was on the table, but now--
00:01:08 You're going to steal these and fuck off?
00:01:09 So no one would have toothbrushes?
00:01:11 Just you're out of the game, and nobody
00:01:12 has toothpaste and toothbrushes?
00:01:14 No, it's twofold.
00:01:15 Rico, what goes on inside your brain?
00:01:16 Here's what he just said.
00:01:18 Yes.
00:01:18 I messed up.
00:01:19 He said he was going to steal all the tooth--
00:01:20 if he got eliminated, he was stealing all the toothpastes
00:01:23 and toothbrush.
00:01:25 He's scaring me.
00:01:26 If my own team hosed me, I screw everyone.
00:01:29 Now that I know my team didn't screw me,
00:01:32 we have an advantage against them.
00:01:34 Yeah, but you're also the kind of guy that would take
00:01:35 her oral hygiene.
00:01:36 It's crazy.
00:01:38 Only if I got--
00:01:39 Maybe the crazier move--
00:01:40 Either way.
00:01:41 --than stealing--
00:01:41 No, I looked at it.
00:01:42 --was then showing, like, here you guys go.
00:01:44 I'm going to win tomorrow, or--
00:01:45 I looked at it as either way, we get an advantage against them.
00:01:49 How do we have an advantage if you took that home
00:01:51 to the hotel?
00:01:51 Plan A was, I don't get voted out, we win, they're fucked.
00:01:55 Plan B was, all right, go home, but at least I got the clapper.
00:01:58 But you deserve to go home.
00:02:00 But now you've got a guy who you know will steal and cheat
00:02:03 and fuck all of you.
00:02:04 For himself.
00:02:05 You as well.
00:02:06 How did that fit us?
00:02:07 Who doesn't have toothbrushes?
00:02:07 At all.
00:02:08 Six other guys have toothbrushes.
00:02:09 They don't have toothbrushes.
00:02:10 Oh, you stole their toothbrush.
00:02:11 I mean, I've had the toothbrush.
00:02:12 Oh, these are all of them?
00:02:13 All of them.
00:02:14 All right.
00:02:14 Tomorrow, tomorrow I'm going for bags.
00:02:17 Because now that I know I survived night one.
00:02:19 So now it's no more stealing from you, it's stealing--
00:02:20 Wasn't one of the rosies not allowed to steal?
00:02:22 No, you can steal anything you want except idols.
00:02:25 Sure.
00:02:26 I don't think you can steal.
00:02:27 Sure.
00:02:28 Like what?
00:02:28 No, no, no, no.
00:02:29 Just shit.
00:02:29 Wait, you can steal your clothes and shit?
00:02:32 Can they compete if they don't have athletic shoes?
00:02:33 That's my next move.
00:02:34 I don't think you can do that.
00:02:35 I don't think so.
00:02:36 I don't think you're allowed to steal.
00:02:37 Jeff said it immediately.
00:02:38 That you can steal sneakers?
00:02:40 He goes, anything.
00:02:41 Anything's fair game.
00:02:42 No, I don't think he meant that.
00:02:43 You went to a different place, a scary place, a winning place.
00:02:48 Well--
00:02:48 You were going to fuck us.
00:02:49 Yeah, big time.
00:02:52 If we can get them to vote again, they're going to break.
00:02:55 That's where I'm curious.
00:02:56 What do they do tomorrow if they lose the--
00:02:58 who are they going to vote?
00:02:59 Tommy's going to fuck around and--
00:03:04 Tommy will find the fucking idol again.
00:03:05 He probably found it already.
00:03:06 All right, so we got to win the next one.
00:03:09 But now I think we're pretty even footing here.
00:03:12 It takes the game--
00:03:14 this was a real eye opener for me to see how this game is played.
00:03:19 Credit to Tommy.
00:03:20 Yeah, you did what you had to do.
00:03:22 I've heard everybody was voting for me.
00:03:24 I kind of had no other options.
00:03:26 Well, no, you already got the idol before that.
00:03:28 No, I knew before that it was going to vote for me.
00:03:30 Yeah, you were dead if you didn't get the idol.
00:03:31 Yeah.
00:03:32 Tonight I got peppercorn steak and butternut squash risotto.
00:03:40 Fucking jacked up.
00:03:41 Dude, look at this thing.
00:03:42 Yeah.
00:03:43 I think we've set the--
00:03:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:48 A lot of stuff happened last night.
00:03:58 I don't even know where to start.
00:03:59 Jerry said emergency, emergency.
00:04:02 Things like, let's meet in the barracks.
00:04:04 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
00:04:07 Quick, quick, we need to meet.
00:04:08 We're on the team.
00:04:09 We're on the team.
00:04:10 Are you on the team?
00:04:11 Yeah, we're on the team.
00:04:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:15 And then he's like, I found the game.
00:04:26 You found the game?
00:04:27 No, we didn't.
00:04:28 This is the game.
00:04:29 Show notes.
00:04:30 We're like, what are you talking about?
00:04:32 He's like, Dave, I got the game.
00:04:33 We got the game.
00:04:34 Plans to the whole show, which was on a computer desk.
00:04:40 One of the producers, I guess, I don't even know whose desk it was.
00:04:43 I got the whole game.
00:04:45 I got everything.
00:04:46 [LAUGHTER]
00:04:49 Hand up at first, I'm like, this does us no good,
00:04:52 because it's more like camera angles.
00:04:54 You're holding the holy grail, and you don't think it is.
00:04:56 But then he did have all the sheets with all the games laid out.
00:05:00 All right, all right, so this is game number four right here.
00:05:03 He just found the whole game.
00:05:04 He saw all the plans for future challenges.
00:05:07 He came to the rest of the tribe.
00:05:08 He said, guys, I got the game.
00:05:09 Listen, I found the plans to the whole game.
00:05:13 We're doing it.
00:05:15 One of the producers' desk.
00:05:17 It's incredibly stupid, I'm telling you.
00:05:19 We saw that tomorrow's game was going to be called Duct Tape.
00:05:22 All right, so wait, this game's called Duct Tape.
00:05:24 I have to imagine that it's going to be competition,
00:05:26 so you can duct tape somebody up to a wall fastest, right?
00:05:29 Yeah.
00:05:29 So we pretty much figured it out pretty quick that, hey,
00:05:32 somebody is going to have to be duct taped to the wall.
00:05:35 So what can we do with that?
00:05:37 So we started YouTubing videos about how
00:05:39 to duct tape somebody to a wall.
00:05:40 We found the world record for fastest way to do it.
00:05:42 I sent that out to the whole group last night.
00:05:44 We studied it last night.
00:05:45 Last night, there was a lot of idle hunting going around.
00:05:57 I know the chances of that still being out there
00:06:04 are probably pretty slim.
00:06:05 But I'm out there grinding, and I'm walking by my man Jersey
00:06:08 Jerry for hours.
00:06:10 I mean, we just keep passing each other.
00:06:12 And every time, it's like, you're still out here, huh?
00:06:15 It's like going to work every day,
00:06:16 passing someone on your commute.
00:06:17 Like, hey, buddy, another day at the dick sucking factory.
00:06:20 Like, I'm making another loop here,
00:06:21 even though I've looked at all these desks 500 times.
00:06:24 I'm going to do it out here again.
00:06:25 I search right away.
00:06:30 And if I don't find it within the first hour of searching,
00:06:33 I assume either someone else has it,
00:06:35 or I'll probably never find it.
00:06:39 I just looked for the last, like, 70 minutes.
00:06:41 I just-- I had bombed.
00:06:43 I think Rico might have it.
00:06:45 Someone else said that, too.
00:06:46 Dave-- I mean, I'm not bad at reading his face.
00:06:50 Dave was calling him out, and he was doing a very--
00:06:52 It's fine.
00:06:53 We got some pin gambling, Kade.
00:06:55 Yeah, he was like--
00:06:56 That's not big deal.
00:06:57 Like, you know, when Rico gets like--
00:07:00 when Rico has an angle, he'll get defensive and get,
00:07:02 like, angry.
00:07:03 And you'd be like, sheepish, and be like, boy.
00:07:05 What?
00:07:06 What do you mean?
00:07:06 Like, blah, blah, blah.
00:07:07 Can we be on this dude at the isle?
00:07:09 No.
00:07:10 I eat with everybody.
00:07:11 I don't have it.
00:07:12 You eat with everybody?
00:07:14 Yeah, everybody-- all my time is accounted for.
00:07:15 I don't have the isle.
00:07:18 Trust me.
00:07:20 Oh, man.
00:07:20 What the fuck's the advantage?
00:07:22 I'm in the thing, except from the get-go, the team.
00:07:24 We got to win.
00:07:25 I don't have the isle.
00:07:26 I don't believe you.
00:07:30 You never believe me.
00:07:31 I don't have the isle.
00:07:32 Usually, I feel like I can tell when you're just
00:07:35 busting balls and when--
00:07:36 I don't have the isle.
00:07:37 The narrative is people think I have an isle,
00:07:39 which sucks because they're going to make you then try
00:07:41 to play it.
00:07:42 And if you don't have it, you're screwed
00:07:43 because all the votes are going to come up against you.
00:07:45 So--
00:07:46 You just stopped looking.
00:07:47 That was weird.
00:07:48 That was the thing.
00:07:49 You were going crazy.
00:07:50 And then you just sat down, cool as a cucumber.
00:07:52 Like, no, I never really was going--
00:07:54 you just didn't see where I was.
00:07:56 And Tommy just said now, you were the one who said,
00:07:58 let's just stop looking.
00:08:00 Have you found it?
00:08:01 I think we should just stop fucking looking.
00:08:03 No.
00:08:03 That sounds like somebody who's--
00:08:05 That's what I was going to say.
00:08:06 Ah, dude, the isle's fucking everything up.
00:08:08 Yeah, because it's going to drive you nuts.
00:08:11 Like, it's bought--
00:08:12 I've been going nuts all day.
00:08:13 Every time I look, it bothers me to look.
00:08:15 Because when you don't find it, it sucks.
00:08:17 So yeah, telling you that straight up, like, it's crazy.
00:08:20 No, I didn't find it.
00:08:21 Tell him.
00:08:22 Statistically, somebody's had to find it.
00:08:24 Jerry's done it.
00:08:27 I don't know.
00:08:27 I think Rico might have it.
00:08:29 I think Rico.
00:08:30 Because I feel like Jerry, unless Jerry's really playing,
00:08:32 if Jerry has it, he's playing the game extremely hard.
00:08:36 Because he's been looking nonstop.
00:08:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:40 You end up going fucking berserk, dude.
00:08:47 Hell, and--
00:08:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08:51 I mean, you seem like you have it.
00:08:55 Because you stop searching.
00:08:56 So I don't want to hear that bullshit.
00:08:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:02 Listen, you want an enemy?
00:09:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:06 Hey, you literally told us to stop searching.
00:09:12 No, I said--
00:09:14 You said just stop.
00:09:15 There's no point.
00:09:17 So all signs point to you having it.
00:09:19 No?
00:09:21 Yeah, and you're-- the way you just laid that out?
00:09:23 Yeah.
00:09:24 Do I have it?
00:09:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:31 Bubba Kirk, you trying to make a maid?
00:09:45 What's the magic word, Willie?
00:09:48 Get over here.
00:09:49 All the forks out here, but you know what?
00:09:50 There's only one spoon in this room.
00:09:52 Bro, bro, shall we dress your head there?
00:09:54 Oh, god, that feels--
00:09:55 that's home.
00:09:56 You boys got room for one more?
00:09:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:01 Do I sleep with the hat on?
00:10:04 Yes, I sleep with the hat on.
00:10:06 Yeah, it's awesome.
00:10:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:15 I feel good.
00:10:23 I got a full seven hours of sleep.
00:10:28 I think everybody--
00:10:31 yeah, everybody's awake.
00:10:32 I think everybody was just waiting to hear noise.
00:10:34 There's like a slumber party.
00:10:35 I got to reevaluate.
00:10:37 I honestly was envying Dan.
00:10:39 I mean, I got to get my game back, but that was terrible.
00:10:44 I was probably up 50 times.
00:10:46 Not much sleep.
00:10:47 Terrible.
00:10:48 He used to sleep with the commenters and the barracks.
00:10:53 He's that weirdo over there puts it.
00:10:55 Barracks?
00:10:57 God damn it.
00:10:58 Rico's night terrors.
00:11:00 Yeah, he said he was snoring.
00:11:02 I feel like--
00:11:03 I never heard anything like it before.
00:11:04 In the middle of the night, Rico was snoring so loud,
00:11:07 it actually woke PFT up.
00:11:09 I was already up.
00:11:10 And Jared and I just started laughing,
00:11:12 which woke Rico up.
00:11:13 And then Rico was like, what the fuck?
00:11:15 Why'd you wake me up?
00:11:16 This is easy for me.
00:11:18 You know, sharing rooms with brothers,
00:11:20 joking around with the guys.
00:11:22 Got myself some blueberry pancakes, same sausage.
00:11:25 And mix it up right.
00:11:26 Comes with a nice little thing of syrup.
00:11:30 I have--
00:11:31 Here.
00:11:32 Thank you, Kevin.
00:11:33 So welcome, Kirk.
00:11:34 Breaking bread with my best bud.
00:11:36 It's true.
00:11:37 We can't trust Dave.
00:11:42 No, I was just--
00:11:43 I was just telling Jared.
00:11:44 He gets it, Tom.
00:11:45 Yeah, without a doubt.
00:11:46 So the natural split is three to three.
00:11:48 I don't know what happens with that, worst case if we lose.
00:11:50 Dave is the biggest threat there is.
00:11:51 Think about it.
00:11:52 Dave hired everybody that's on this show.
00:11:55 They all feel like they're indebted to Dave.
00:11:58 He's going to be a very big threat.
00:11:59 Well, I got to take him out.
00:12:01 I woke up this morning, and I went into our bunk room
00:12:03 where PFT, Jerry, and Rico slept.
00:12:05 I had a little bit of fear.
00:12:06 The three of them sleeping together,
00:12:07 maybe they're going to bond.
00:12:08 And I walked in in the middle of them
00:12:09 having a pretty clear conversation.
00:12:10 They stopped talking.
00:12:11 I mean, you can guess the type of conversation
00:12:16 we're having right now.
00:12:19 We've come to the conclusion that we don't think that we
00:12:21 can trust Dave.
00:12:23 Are you sure it wasn't you don't think you can trust Tommy?
00:12:26 We haven't gotten there yet.
00:12:29 I thought, hmm.
00:12:30 So what I did is I pulled an Eddie from season two
00:12:32 where I left my phone down recording with voice memos
00:12:36 right there so I could hear their conversation.
00:12:38 I did hear PFT helping Rico get his robe on.
00:12:42 It's teamwork.
00:12:43 That's teamwork, right?
00:12:44 It's team building.
00:12:45 You think Dave would do that for you?
00:12:46 No.
00:12:48 He's doing his fucking planning vacations.
00:12:50 I let-- I showed Dave the voice recording
00:12:56 because I want to make sure Dave doesn't trust PFT.
00:12:58 I need Dave to trust me.
00:12:59 Dave's my shield in this game.
00:13:01 Team building.
00:13:01 You think Dave would do that for you?
00:13:03 I won't mind getting rid of PFT because then we just have to--
00:13:08 We have two pets.
00:13:09 Correct.
00:13:11 That was a show of trust, a show of, look, I'm good at this game.
00:13:13 You need me.
00:13:14 I need you.
00:13:15 And he was like, yeah, PFT is dangerous.
00:13:17 Jerry also went to Dave and said, yeah,
00:13:19 PFT is trying to plot against you.
00:13:20 Rico and PFT are talking.
00:13:22 That's what I'll say.
00:13:23 I already know.
00:13:25 We're going to get PFT.
00:13:26 [INAUDIBLE]
00:13:29 That's what you want.
00:13:30 Even you were at--
00:13:31 [INAUDIBLE]
00:13:34 I'm going to tell you PFT because I hate PFT.
00:13:36 Yeah, and Rico's--
00:13:39 [INAUDIBLE]
00:13:40 At any point.
00:13:41 Yeah.
00:13:42 All right.
00:13:42 But I'm saying we don't want PFT to get to that side.
00:13:44 All right.
00:13:45 I'm just giving you a heads up.
00:13:46 Yeah, all right.
00:13:46 You know that.
00:13:47 Yep.
00:13:47 Thank you.
00:13:48 I appreciate that.
00:13:50 Our team is--
00:13:51 Good vibes.
00:13:52 It's weird.
00:13:52 There's no issues.
00:13:53 Wind, it's bright.
00:13:55 Me, one lost.
00:13:56 Me, Feidelberg, and Kirk did a movie night last night.
00:13:58 We were at the breakfast bar, and then some of them waltzed in.
00:14:02 And they didn't seem to sleep well.
00:14:03 I know Jerry was up till 4 in the morning trying to find an idol.
00:14:07 And they were still kind of reeling from the loss.
00:14:12 So yeah, it was definitely a tale of two tribes.
00:14:16 He doesn't care.
00:14:17 Doesn't care.
00:14:18 [INAUDIBLE]
00:14:21 It's just bad vibes.
00:14:23 It is what you--
00:14:24 What do you think the challenge is going to be today?
00:14:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:14:29 I don't know.
00:14:29 Something weird.
00:14:30 Jack D. Loeb.
00:14:30 [INAUDIBLE]
00:14:31 Up here.
00:14:33 [INAUDIBLE]
00:14:35 Wade Barron.
00:14:36 It's basically impossible.
00:14:37 If you think you know what the challenge is going to be--
00:14:39 Yeah.
00:14:40 Then you're going to psych yourself out.
00:14:42 You're going to spend all this time preparing.
00:14:43 Also, you could show me the challenge ahead of time,
00:14:45 and I wouldn't have any advantage.
00:14:47 Right.
00:14:47 Same.
00:14:48 It doesn't matter.
00:14:49 It's like if I knew what the challenge was today,
00:14:51 I would think that I would be able to figure out
00:14:54 a way to do something.
00:14:55 But in reality, I would not be able to do that.
00:14:57 On Friday, I was here at 5.
00:14:59 They started setting up on 1 yesterday.
00:15:01 And Jeff was like, I might have to text her off.
00:15:03 Jeff, you could have the challenge fully set up.
00:15:06 It doesn't mean I could throw a ball or anything.
00:15:08 Right.
00:15:08 Exactly.
00:15:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15:12 Good morning, Stool Tribe.
00:15:14 What's going on?
00:15:15 How's it going?
00:15:15 How are we doing?
00:15:16 Good, good.
00:15:17 Good, good, good.
00:15:18 Welcome to your second Tribal Immunity Challenge.
00:15:23 One member down.
00:15:24 Big Cat voted out last night at our first Tribal Council.
00:15:29 How did everyone sleep?
00:15:30 Actually, let's just make it simple.
00:15:31 Let's get a raise of hands.
00:15:32 Who had a good night's sleep last night?
00:15:35 Interesting.
00:15:35 A lot of people on the Stool Tribe.
00:15:37 Kirk and maybe Dave.
00:15:39 Horrible.
00:15:40 I know.
00:15:41 Was there a light malfunction?
00:15:42 Yeah.
00:15:42 The office has a sensor, so if you move an inch,
00:15:45 the lights came on.
00:15:46 So I was up and down probably like 50 times.
00:15:48 It was terrible.
00:15:49 What kind of moron doesn't change that situation?
00:15:51 If the lights come on, leave the office and go somewhere else.
00:15:54 Drag my bed and go somewhere else?
00:15:55 A lot of the rooms have sensors.
00:15:57 Just turn the lights off.
00:15:58 Just find a dark area.
00:15:59 Find a dark area.
00:16:00 I think you're smart.
00:16:01 You don't have to impress me, all right?
00:16:02 Always stay focused.
00:16:03 A little bit of a try hard.
00:16:04 Stay focused.
00:16:05 Stay focused.
00:16:06 I heard a few comments from some of the producers
00:16:08 that they knew that we had an idea of what
00:16:11 was going to happen.
00:16:11 Jeff had a very leading question before the challenge.
00:16:14 Does anyone have any idea today, just ask in blanket question,
00:16:18 what this challenge might be?
00:16:20 Anyone have any clue?
00:16:21 Steven does.
00:16:22 Yeah, Che has a theory.
00:16:23 Che, what's your guess?
00:16:26 Potentially a puzzle of some type with gathering pieces.
00:16:29 I don't know.
00:16:29 We did something similar last season.
00:16:31 Anyone over on the Starstrip?
00:16:33 What do you say?
00:16:33 It's bullshit.
00:16:33 Yeah.
00:16:34 This is bullshit.
00:16:34 Yeah.
00:16:35 Jer?
00:16:36 I got the whole game to this show.
00:16:38 I got everything.
00:16:39 I got every challenge, everything.
00:16:40 I got the whole game.
00:16:42 Everything goes through me.
00:16:43 You sound like shit.
00:16:44 What are you--
00:16:45 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:16:47 All right, Jerry, we don't know what you're talking about.
00:16:50 And he kept telling us, we have the plans.
00:16:52 Why are you being so combative?
00:16:53 I have the whole game.
00:16:56 You're saying you know what the game is?
00:16:58 Yeah.
00:16:59 I got the whole game.
00:17:01 Well, what is it?
00:17:02 I found the plans to the whole show.
00:17:03 I wish Jerry didn't reveal that we had the rules.
00:17:06 We kind of went in going forward where we were like,
00:17:08 we won't tell them we have the game.
00:17:09 Because then if they see what we're doing,
00:17:10 they're going to try to copy that strategy.
00:17:12 I just wanted to pretty much put them
00:17:16 at a really uneasy place.
00:17:17 Who's leaking these plans to Jerry?
00:17:20 They're on somebody's desk.
00:17:21 We found them.
00:17:21 I don't actually know what Dave's talking about.
00:17:23 Oh, snap.
00:17:24 Why'd you ask that question?
00:17:26 Yeah.
00:17:27 Hey, good question, guys.
00:17:29 I mean, that's a pretty basic--
00:17:30 Does anyone know what the next game is?
00:17:33 It's a pretty pointed question.
00:17:35 He didn't have to raise his hand.
00:17:37 Are you saying he knew?
00:17:39 He didn't have to give his thoughts.
00:17:41 Is that what you're saying?
00:17:41 We own the game.
00:17:42 The game goes through us.
00:17:44 So you were aware of the situation you were going to tell us.
00:17:46 So I'm all right.
00:17:47 Yeah, but you guys might as well wear
00:17:49 blindfolds in this next game.
00:17:51 Our team is on the field.
00:17:52 Let's do it.
00:17:52 My thought was, well, they know something, whatever.
00:17:54 Maybe they're lording it.
00:17:55 Who knows?
00:17:56 It's Jerry.
00:17:57 Maybe he's just doing this.
00:17:58 Maybe Dave's being Dave.
00:17:59 Well, it seems like he may know that it
00:18:01 will involve duct tape today.
00:18:03 Duct tape will be a large part of this game.
00:18:06 They're shocked.
00:18:07 Shocking.
00:18:07 [LAUGHTER]
00:18:08 This thing?
00:18:09 [LAUGHTER]
00:18:11 That will not count.
00:18:12 You cannot bring your own duct tape.
00:18:14 Cannot have your own duct tape.
00:18:15 Well, that was stupid.
00:18:16 Yeah, but why?
00:18:16 I thought we were going to keep that concealed.
00:18:18 [LAUGHTER]
00:18:22 See, the champ's your guy.
00:18:24 That's your guy.
00:18:25 Jerry, if that was great, there is absolutely
00:18:27 no competitive advantage to knowing what it is.
00:18:29 But we'll see.
00:18:30 Here's how the game works.
00:18:31 Somebody will win immunity today.
00:18:33 Somebody will vote someone out after this challenge.
00:18:35 Another person will be going home,
00:18:37 and will join Big Cat on the jury of what
00:18:39 will eventually be 11 people.
00:18:41 All right, your second immunity challenge, duct tape wall.
00:18:45 A little bit of a throwback for maybe one of our people here.
00:18:48 When they said we're doing a duct tape challenge,
00:18:50 I felt good because the original video that it's based on
00:18:53 was me getting duct taped to the wall.
00:18:55 The person who duct taped me to the wall
00:18:57 was Feidelberg, who was on my team.
00:18:58 This is how it'll work.
00:18:59 You will be selecting one member of your tribe
00:19:02 to be duct taped to the wall behind you.
00:19:05 You're trying to get them above the top line of your tribe's
00:19:10 symbol down here.
00:19:11 They're going to try and stay above that line for two
00:19:14 minutes.
00:19:14 If at any point they drop off or their feet go below the line,
00:19:17 the timer stops and restarts.
00:19:19 They must be above the line.
00:19:22 The people who are not going on the wall
00:19:23 will be retrieving rolls of duct tape.
00:19:26 You'll have helmets on your head with plates.
00:19:28 You also have a number on the helmet.
00:19:30 You are getting duct tape from that corresponding station
00:19:33 on your helmet.
00:19:34 When you get a roll of duct tape, just one,
00:19:36 you put it on your helmet and you head back to the wall.
00:19:39 If a roll of duct tape falls off your helmet,
00:19:42 you've got to go back to the station and get another one.
00:19:44 We will stop you.
00:19:45 Once all five members in order on your tribe
00:19:48 have received a roll of duct tape and brought it back,
00:19:51 you can begin taping someone to the wall.
00:19:54 After that, you can send someone out one at a time
00:19:56 in any order that you want.
00:19:57 It's not a free for all, but one at a time can go.
00:19:59 You cannot use anything except your bodies to prop people up.
00:20:04 No foreign objects, no boxes, no stools, none of that.
00:20:09 Once they're on the wall, step away from the wall,
00:20:12 raise your hand, I'll come over and hit the timer.
00:20:14 If they stay on it for two minutes, you've won immunity
00:20:16 and you're safe from elimination.
00:20:19 Good thing you guys found those plans.
00:20:21 - Yeah, it didn't work out.
00:20:22 (laughing)
00:20:24 - All right, you're gonna break for strategy.
00:20:25 You guys figure out who you want to have on the wall.
00:20:27 Stool tribe, you're gonna figure out
00:20:27 who you want to have on the wall
00:20:28 and also who will be sitting out.
00:20:30 We'll come back here in a minute
00:20:31 to begin your next immunity challenge.
00:20:33 (drumming)
00:20:35 So that helmet has a number
00:20:37 and then the stations have a number.
00:20:39 So if you have station five, you have to find station five.
00:20:41 - All right, we gotta figure out who sits.
00:20:43 - I wouldn't run.
00:20:44 - To be honest, I don't think that's gonna win or lose.
00:20:47 - No.
00:20:48 - That's gonna be--
00:20:49 - That's the strategy.
00:20:50 - When I go get duct tape, open up a little bit
00:20:51 and stick it to the top and then walk with it.
00:20:54 - I didn't say anything about that.
00:20:55 - Yeah, hey, I think take a little bit of the tape
00:20:57 and tape it to the top of this thing.
00:21:00 - What did he say about that?
00:21:02 - When did you become Joe Rules?
00:21:04 - No, because what I'm worried about is him being like,
00:21:07 oh, you fucked up and you just gotta restart.
00:21:09 You know what I mean?
00:21:10 That's all.
00:21:11 - I don't care, you know me, I'm playing Joe Rules.
00:21:11 - Well, then they'll tell us not to do it
00:21:12 and then we won't do it.
00:21:13 - It doesn't seem like you are playing Joe Rules.
00:21:14 It seems like now you're Joe Rules.
00:21:15 - Can you guys get a new spot?
00:21:16 - I just don't want him to reset.
00:21:18 - They won't reset, they'll just say don't do it
00:21:19 and then we won't do it.
00:21:21 - If you're the best at puzzles,
00:21:22 we definitely need you for future ones.
00:21:24 - Oh, right, right, right, we gotta think about that.
00:21:25 - I'll sit this one, I'll sit this one.
00:21:27 I'll sit this one.
00:21:27 - All right, go ahead.
00:21:28 - Stool Tribe, you gotta sit somebody else
00:21:30 since you have the advantage.
00:21:31 Who's sitting out in this challenge?
00:21:32 - I'm sitting this one out.
00:21:33 - Kirk is sitting out, the tribes are evened up.
00:21:35 Here we go, winner gets immunity, safe from elimination.
00:21:38 All right, here we go, everyone in positions.
00:21:40 I'll count you down from three and blow the whistle.
00:21:42 For immunity, winner gets immunity,
00:21:46 gets the water cooler, will not be eliminated tonight.
00:21:49 The losers goes to tribal council later today.
00:21:52 Three, two, one.
00:21:55 (whistle blows)
00:21:56 (team cheering)
00:21:57 Will and Gaz, Will and Gaz off first.
00:21:59 Let's see when they come back.
00:22:01 Will and Gaz off first, Che and PFT will go next.
00:22:04 - Gaz and I take off running to start.
00:22:07 We run all over the office.
00:22:09 - So you put it down this way and then you tape here.
00:22:15 Like tape that, tape down.
00:22:16 - Yeah. - Yeah.
00:22:17 - We need like three or four rolls.
00:22:19 - Really? - Yeah.
00:22:21 - We shouldn't lose this, we should not lose.
00:22:23 - Let's just keep our composure.
00:22:24 - We'll stick to the game plan.
00:22:26 - Reminder, Che and PFT are next, Che and PFT are next.
00:22:32 - Where the fuck?
00:22:37 - I'm gonna go pee, I have time to pee, right?
00:22:41 I'm not-- - I wanted to do the same,
00:22:43 I didn't think they would let us.
00:22:45 - I mean, I have to pee.
00:22:46 - I heard, go.
00:22:46 - No, I'm not gonna go.
00:22:47 - Oh, you're five, you're good.
00:22:48 - Yeah. - Wait, I have to pee?
00:22:49 - You have to pee.
00:22:51 - Uh.
00:22:52 - He's five.
00:22:53 - Feidelberg left.
00:22:55 Someone go follow Feid's picture.
00:22:57 Is he going to the bathroom, right?
00:22:58 - He has to piss. - Yeah, he's just peeing.
00:23:00 - That's crazy, what are you?
00:23:02 That is unbelievable. - I've seen where it is.
00:23:05 - You find anything?
00:23:06 - So he can go, he can just go search the office?
00:23:12 - He's going to piss. - That's crazy.
00:23:15 - I gotta use the bathroom too.
00:23:16 - That is crazy, yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom too.
00:23:19 - Check all these.
00:23:20 - The woman's gone.
00:23:23 - The guy's peeing four feet away.
00:23:27 - The woman is watching this whole.
00:23:29 We're playing by the rules.
00:23:30 - Actually, man, I have no idea.
00:23:31 - He's there, he is.
00:23:32 - How was that?
00:23:33 - Yeah, nobody leave, nobody leave.
00:23:35 - How was the pee?
00:23:35 - Nobody leave. - In the middle
00:23:36 of a challenge? - Yeah.
00:23:37 - That's crazy.
00:23:38 - I got a half hour.
00:23:40 - You already have the plans, what does it matter?
00:23:42 - Yeah, we did that legally.
00:23:44 - The game runs through Jerry, who cares?
00:23:45 - That's legally.
00:23:46 - They all on this floor?
00:23:48 - Damn.
00:23:49 - That should be a 10 minute penalty.
00:23:52 - When the rules are right to me,
00:23:54 no one said you can't go pee.
00:23:55 - I know where all five of the things are,
00:24:09 so that way I'm able to tell my team.
00:24:11 - Here we go, Will.
00:24:12 - Here comes Compton, Compton's back.
00:24:15 Che can go, Che can go.
00:24:16 - Hey, two's Dana B's desk.
00:24:19 - It's where?
00:24:20 Where?
00:24:22 - Dana B!
00:24:22 - Here comes Gaz, here comes Gaz.
00:24:24 PFT is gone, PFT is gone, go PFT, go.
00:24:28 - Wait, I go up the stairs and go right.
00:24:28 - In between Factor and our studio space on the right.
00:24:32 - In between Factor and our room.
00:24:33 - Go up the stairs to the right side of Factor, yeah?
00:24:35 - Two, Dana B's desk.
00:24:36 Oh shit, some of these are way bigger.
00:24:46 - Gotta be smart.
00:24:46 - Did you tell PFT it's downstairs?
00:24:51 Two?
00:24:52 - He knows where number two is.
00:24:53 - Oh, is there, oh, two?
00:24:54 - We have someone else come back, Che is coming back.
00:25:00 Che's back, KFC can go.
00:25:01 Into the bucket, Che.
00:25:03 Two rolls back, they're waiting for PFT.
00:25:05 - Can you get to the bins?
00:25:09 - Look, some of them are way thicker than others.
00:25:13 Some of them are really thin.
00:25:14 PFT is back, PFT is back, meaning Jerry can go,
00:25:17 Jerry can go, into the bucket goes the duct tape.
00:25:19 We're tied up two a piece.
00:25:21 - In between, fuck.
00:25:23 In between the Factor kitchen.
00:25:26 - Dave and Hank will be going next,
00:25:32 Dave and Hank going next.
00:25:34 Waiting on KFC and Jerry, when KFC and Jerry get back,
00:25:41 their corresponding tribe mates can go.
00:25:42 - I'm so out of shape, it's crazy.
00:25:44 - What is he talking about?
00:25:45 - Where the fuck is it?
00:25:48 God damn it.
00:25:49 Fuck.
00:26:12 - Here comes Jerry, Dave can go, Dave can go.
00:26:14 Come on!
00:26:15 Three rolls of duct tape.
00:26:18 Who's five?
00:26:19 Who's five?
00:26:20 - Five is by the kitchen upstairs.
00:26:23 - Okay.
00:26:23 - Here comes KFC.
00:26:32 KFC back in the roll, there goes Hank.
00:26:35 - Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
00:26:41 - Get him out of here, Joe.
00:26:42 - Everybody know where this is?
00:26:44 Four, straight right.
00:26:47 Five, did I go by it?
00:26:52 - Rico, look, look at me, come here.
00:26:56 You don't know where it is, I do.
00:26:57 It's by the counter, in the kitchen upstairs.
00:27:02 - All right.
00:27:03 - It's in a brown box.
00:27:03 - Okay.
00:27:04 - Like the immunity box, so we write you notes.
00:27:08 - Okay.
00:27:09 - It's in a brown box.
00:27:10 - Did he just fucking lie?
00:27:11 Straight right, did he just fucking lie to me?
00:27:15 - Will had seen where my box was, told me,
00:27:17 I knew where I was going, I duct taped to my helmet.
00:27:19 On my way down, I saw Dave running around frantically.
00:27:21 He had no idea where it was.
00:27:24 - I'm out of gas.
00:27:25 - And I knew that we were gonna have
00:27:27 at least a minute, 30 second advantage just based off that.
00:27:30 - They're still waiting on Dave.
00:27:33 They cannot start doing anything yet.
00:27:35 - Have you seen the fourth thing?
00:27:37 - There he is!
00:27:38 - Hank is back, fights can go.
00:27:40 Last one out on the course for the stool tribe.
00:27:42 - Dave is lost.
00:27:44 - Did you tell Dave it was upstairs?
00:27:46 Nobody told Dave it was upstairs?
00:27:47 - Do you know which way it is?
00:27:55 - I don't know.
00:27:56 Does Father know where it is?
00:27:57 - Relatively, yeah.
00:27:58 - Woo, slow Dave!
00:28:09 - Slow Dave!
00:28:10 - Here comes Dave, Rico can go!
00:28:13 Rico's good, Rico's good!
00:28:14 (cheering)
00:28:17 And here comes fights, they can begin.
00:28:19 They can begin building their wall.
00:28:21 - We start duct taping, I get on my knees,
00:28:25 Nate gets on top of me,
00:28:27 and the boys just start getting to work.
00:28:29 - I'm gassed.
00:28:30 I asked where it was and someone told me the wrong spot.
00:28:33 - I have to be above that line.
00:28:34 - You're above it!
00:28:35 - You are, you're above it, you're above it.
00:28:36 Will, are you okay?
00:28:37 - Yes, I'm good, just fucking stand.
00:28:38 - You got it, Will.
00:28:39 - Come on, Rico!
00:28:48 - Go one leg at a time and then do both.
00:28:57 - It's gonna be a marathon.
00:28:58 - Dude, this is gonna take a lot.
00:28:59 - Yeah, yeah.
00:29:01 - You guys are good, you can start, you can start.
00:29:04 Boss goes back, both teams have their rows of duct tape.
00:29:07 - Hold on, you want two?
00:29:08 - We can do multiple, right?
00:29:09 - Let me grab your...
00:29:10 - Yes, yes, everyone else got a tape.
00:29:12 - Ah!
00:29:13 - You sure you're all right?
00:29:14 - I'm good, I'm good!
00:29:15 - Come on, go quicker, dude!
00:29:17 - As soon as I rip one and put it on the wall,
00:29:19 it just kind of goes like, and like falls off.
00:29:21 - It's not sticky!
00:29:23 - We may or may not have pulled some shenanigans
00:29:26 on the other team's wall.
00:29:27 Who's to say?
00:29:28 - It's not, I mean, this is not sticky.
00:29:30 - Yeah, it's not sticky at all.
00:29:31 - Fucking moron.
00:29:32 - I might have ordered that vegetable oil.
00:29:36 - There's no way this is gonna hold,
00:29:37 there's no way this is gonna hold.
00:29:38 - Hey, it doesn't stick to the wall, you dummy!
00:29:41 - I went out in the middle of the night,
00:29:42 I've got a paper towel and a big ass thing of vegetable oil,
00:29:45 filled up squeegee bottles, and then I go out there
00:29:47 and I just put a nice coat of lube down.
00:29:49 So is that cheating?
00:29:51 Yes, but not really.
00:29:53 There's no such thing as cheating in this game.
00:29:55 I cheated, but you're allowed to cheat.
00:29:57 I lubed the fuck out of that board.
00:30:00 - There's no way.
00:30:00 - Just stay calm, just stay calm.
00:30:02 - Just go, just go.
00:30:03 - Don't move, don't move.
00:30:04 - We gotta be quicker, we gotta be quicker.
00:30:06 - You could use that to tape the top.
00:30:07 (grunting)
00:30:09 - You all right?
00:30:10 - I'm good.
00:30:10 (grunting)
00:30:12 - You're good?
00:30:13 (grunting)
00:30:13 - Underneath your ass?
00:30:14 - Yeah, I don't know how much it's sticking.
00:30:16 - How long is this?
00:30:18 - Yeah.
00:30:19 (grunting)
00:30:20 - Okay, so here's the deal, you gotta get more centered then,
00:30:21 'cause we don't have anything over there.
00:30:23 - Gotta get quicker with the tape.
00:30:24 - Yeah, yeah.
00:30:25 - Gotta get quicker.
00:30:26 - Hey, hey.
00:30:27 - Che wants to go get more tape.
00:30:28 Che is going out to get more tape.
00:30:30 - Go, go, go, go, go.
00:30:31 - For the stool tribe.
00:30:32 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go get more tape.
00:30:35 - Rico.
00:30:36 - Yeah, I'll switch with you.
00:30:38 - Yeah, gotta switch, gotta make a switch.
00:30:39 - You gotta be careful switching.
00:30:41 - There's just four, there's just four.
00:30:43 There's two of the six.
00:30:44 - But can't anyone, once you go?
00:30:46 - Gotta go to your helmet, you gotta go to your number.
00:30:48 - After?
00:30:49 - Yeah, go to your number.
00:30:50 - I think that's a fake rule.
00:30:52 - I'm collapsing, I'm collapsing, I'm collapsing.
00:31:00 'Cause you're a pussy, Jerry.
00:31:01 Fuck you, pussy.
00:31:02 - I think they can come off.
00:31:04 - Che's back, Che's back with an extra roll.
00:31:06 - Hold on.
00:31:11 - Jerry, switch out, switch out.
00:31:12 - Turn your body to one leg and I'm gonna go this way.
00:31:12 - Yeah, yeah, let me put one leg on your back.
00:31:14 - Turn your body this way.
00:31:15 Watch.
00:31:16 - Okay.
00:31:17 - Shift, shift.
00:31:18 - Got it.
00:31:19 - Additional support being thrown in.
00:31:20 Rico now underneath Tommy.
00:31:22 They're gonna swap.
00:31:23 - Are you swapping?
00:31:25 - Get out, oh wait, no.
00:31:26 Yeah, get out.
00:31:27 - Get out.
00:31:28 - What do you need me to do?
00:31:29 - Go ahead, Will.
00:31:30 Now, Will, you get easy.
00:31:33 - Hold on.
00:31:34 - Dave back with a roll.
00:31:37 - Somebody's gotta go under.
00:31:39 - I got you.
00:31:41 - That's nice.
00:31:42 That's a burly body.
00:31:43 - Jerry, really get under his ass.
00:31:45 - Get really, really taped into my ass.
00:31:47 - Like, like, like, yeah.
00:31:47 - I'm gonna get in there, I'm gonna get in there.
00:31:49 - Hold this here, hey.
00:31:50 Hold that, or you tape over it.
00:31:52 - Tommy, I'm gonna touch you, is that all right?
00:31:54 - Yeah, that's fine.
00:31:54 You guys can grab me all you want.
00:31:56 - I'm gonna keep getting more.
00:31:57 - You wanna just go get more, Steve?
00:31:58 - Oh, it's tough, yeah, it's tough on the back.
00:32:01 I got back problems.
00:32:02 So it was definitely tough,
00:32:03 but you gotta play your weight in these things.
00:32:05 - PFT, you might have to switch.
00:32:06 - Already?
00:32:07 - Rico, not yet, it's too quick.
00:32:09 - The other team going to maybe the farthest location.
00:32:20 - Dummies.
00:32:21 - There you go, cop, there you go, cop.
00:32:24 There you go, guys.
00:32:25 - And they have nothing going right now.
00:32:27 - We gotta get lower right here.
00:32:28 We have to get right there.
00:32:29 - You gotta keep getting my ass.
00:32:30 - They kept taping my butt,
00:32:32 but it wasn't really doing anything.
00:32:33 It was kinda on my butt, it was kinda on the wall.
00:32:36 - Dave back out for tape.
00:32:37 Dave and Che tiring themselves out,
00:32:39 looking for more and more tape.
00:32:41 - There you go, Che, attaboy.
00:32:43 - I mean, the strategy, we were trying to create
00:32:49 exactly what we saw the world record duct tape thing was.
00:32:51 It wasn't working as much as we thought.
00:32:53 - Immunity on the line.
00:32:55 - Tommy has no ass, so he couldn't get it under his ass.
00:32:57 He had to go to his thighs.
00:32:59 - Feels a little better, yeah.
00:33:00 Let's go more thighs.
00:33:01 - We need way lower, we need to go lower.
00:33:04 - All right, that feels good, that feels good.
00:33:06 - Are you starting to feel like tense a little bit?
00:33:08 - We have a while to go here.
00:33:09 - You starting to feel tense?
00:33:11 - You can tell.
00:33:12 - Fuck yeah.
00:33:13 - Even though we had the tape,
00:33:14 thought how to do it, it wasn't as easy as that was.
00:33:16 - They're about to get it, they're about to get it.
00:33:18 - Where's the thighs?
00:33:19 - My ass.
00:33:20 - They're about to get it right now.
00:33:22 - You guys got this, you got it, you got it.
00:33:23 - There you go, Kev, there you go, Kev.
00:33:25 Do like five more of those.
00:33:26 - No, I got one more.
00:33:27 - Che going back out again for more duct tape.
00:33:29 - Let's go, Che.
00:33:30 - Hey, guys, guys, we're gonna switch them out?
00:33:32 - All right.
00:33:33 - Switch them out, switch them out.
00:33:34 - Can you help me lift them?
00:33:35 - Yeah.
00:33:36 - Help me lift them.
00:33:37 - And Jerry, I'm gonna go forward.
00:33:38 - Go, go, go.
00:33:39 Go ahead, Tommy.
00:33:40 - Fight, still supporting Nate.
00:33:41 - Fuck, fuck.
00:33:42 - They probably took a small roll.
00:33:45 There's so many big rolls left in here.
00:33:47 - Use that noodle, baby.
00:33:53 - I lost some tape on this side.
00:33:54 - Oh my God.
00:33:57 - A ton of duct tape on the wall right now for Nate's side.
00:34:00 It was pretty funny hearing Jeff be like,
00:34:03 "Two very different strategies,
00:34:05 "a much different strategy for the Stars tribe."
00:34:08 It was like, yeah, well, one of us looked up
00:34:09 the YouTube video on the Guinness World Record
00:34:12 for duct taping someone to a wall,
00:34:13 and the other people had no idea what they were doing.
00:34:15 Pull it, pull it, give me one.
00:34:16 Dave put a piece of tape under like more my thigh,
00:34:22 and I said, "Oh, that's support."
00:34:25 - How do you feel, Tommy?
00:34:26 - I feel kind of supported.
00:34:27 - Right here, right here, put it over here.
00:34:28 - I feel kind of supported.
00:34:29 Do another one, do another one, let's count.
00:34:30 I feel very supported on my ass.
00:34:32 - Reminder, once you think you have it,
00:34:33 step away and tell me, I will begin the timer.
00:34:36 - Yeah, it's gonna be tough holding my legs
00:34:38 for two minutes, but I'll do it.
00:34:39 One more under my ass, maybe?
00:34:41 - That's all that tape is moving.
00:34:43 - Where?
00:34:43 - That's all right, just keep going.
00:34:44 Just double, triple, quadruple.
00:34:46 - I wasn't in a ton of pain.
00:34:48 I can't feel my arms.
00:34:50 - Keep fighting, Nate, keep fighting, Nate.
00:34:52 (Nate screams)
00:34:53 - All right.
00:34:54 - Guys, just go for it.
00:34:55 - Go, go, go, go.
00:34:56 - How do we feel?
00:34:57 'Cause they're about to go, boys.
00:34:58 - All right, ready?
00:34:59 Go, go.
00:35:00 - Now?
00:35:01 - Yeah.
00:35:02 - Timer has begun for the Stars Tribe.
00:35:03 Two minutes and they win immunity.
00:35:05 Tommy taped up to the wall.
00:35:07 Stool Tribe still taping away.
00:35:09 - Sorry, keep taping.
00:35:10 - It's okay.
00:35:10 - At this point, it's better to keep taping.
00:35:11 - Control, we can control.
00:35:12 Yeah, he's gonna fall.
00:35:13 - Tommy very much above the line
00:35:15 in one of the most unbelievable poses you'll ever see.
00:35:18 - I was just praying for that thing to fall.
00:35:20 Tommy just second coming of Christ on that wall.
00:35:23 Looked like he was gonna cry.
00:35:25 - I was in pain, I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:35:26 My arms were totally stretched out.
00:35:29 They started to hurt.
00:35:29 And then I had to sprawl my feet out
00:35:31 like I was like Spider-Man or I was like Jesus on the cross.
00:35:34 - Five seconds at a time, Tommy.
00:35:36 - One minute remaining, one minute remaining to immunity.
00:35:38 I had Rico in my ear.
00:35:39 Five seconds, five seconds, four more seconds,
00:35:41 five more seconds, every five seconds.
00:35:42 Shut up, Rico.
00:35:43 - 101, 102, 103, 104.
00:35:47 - He doesn't have the strength.
00:35:49 - It's coming, it's going, it's going.
00:35:50 It's going.
00:35:51 - Come on, it's going.
00:35:52 - Go, you bitch.
00:35:53 - Mind over matter, eyes closed, focused, zen mode.
00:35:57 Stay up there as long as I can.
00:35:59 - This is your competition, Tom.
00:36:01 This is your competition.
00:36:02 - 20 seconds, 20 seconds for Tommy.
00:36:04 - 20 seconds is an eternity.
00:36:05 Sweat.
00:36:06 - 15 seconds, Starstripe.
00:36:08 - You don't got it, you don't got it.
00:36:11 - 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:36:20 - We got the game.
00:36:21 - Safe from elimination.
00:36:23 - We got it.
00:36:27 - We got the game.
00:36:28 - Fuck you.
00:36:29 - We got the game.
00:36:30 - We got the game.
00:36:31 - Let's go.
00:36:31 - We got the game.
00:36:32 - Let's go.
00:36:33 - We got the game.
00:36:34 - Yeah.
00:36:35 - We got the game.
00:36:36 - Credit to Tommy Smokes.
00:36:37 He held his legs up for the two minutes needed.
00:36:40 - If they had had the YouTube
00:36:43 and they had been as prepared as we were,
00:36:46 there's a good chance that we'd lose that challenge
00:36:47 'cause we didn't execute as well as we could have.
00:36:49 - Hey, that's why you get the game.
00:36:51 - That's why you get the game.
00:36:53 - All right, first things first, Starstripe.
00:36:59 Immunity, safe for elimination.
00:37:01 Will not be going to tribal council.
00:37:02 Hold on to it.
00:37:03 You are safe in this game.
00:37:05 Other side, Nate, you were the one on the wall.
00:37:08 How are you feeling?
00:37:09 Did you think you were gonna stay?
00:37:10 You kind of fell off and you guys tried it.
00:37:11 - John and Will are beasts.
00:37:12 Like that was impressive.
00:37:14 Yeah, just unfortunate they got the game plan,
00:37:16 but it's fine.
00:37:17 - Well, last night it was safe for you guys.
00:37:20 No longer.
00:37:21 Other side, you have your six.
00:37:23 You're keeping that six until the next challenge.
00:37:25 You are safe for elimination.
00:37:27 Stool Tribe, you'll be going
00:37:27 to your first tribal council later today
00:37:30 where at least one person will be voted out of this game.
00:37:33 Congratulations to the Starstripe.
00:37:35 We'll see you later at tribal.
00:37:36 - Was that you?
00:37:40 Who fucking thought of that?
00:37:41 Huh?
00:37:42 Who thought of that?
00:37:43 - Thought of what?
00:37:44 - It's like hanging like that.
00:37:45 - We watched the YouTube video.
00:37:46 - They did have the game though.
00:37:48 I was just talking with PFT.
00:37:49 I was like, how'd you do that?
00:37:51 He's like, we had the game.
00:37:52 I watched the YouTube last night.
00:37:54 - Really?
00:37:56 - Yeah.
00:37:57 - That sucks.
00:37:57 - So it did really help finding that material.
00:38:00 - Why, are you serious?
00:38:01 - What YouTube?
00:38:01 - That really sucked.
00:38:02 - YouTube on Hanas.
00:38:03 - Takes a minute long.
00:38:04 - Which is, that is a-
00:38:07 - That's kind of shit.
00:38:08 I mean, that's on.
00:38:09 - That sucks.
00:38:10 - That's on.
00:38:12 I would do that too.
00:38:12 - Hell yeah.
00:38:13 - That's on.
00:38:14 - It just sucks, bros.
00:38:15 - Turns out Jeff DeLo knew that they found the plans,
00:38:18 YouTubed how to do the challenge,
00:38:20 and still allowed both teams to compete.
00:38:23 - Fuck you, Jeff.
00:38:24 - But you knew they knew it,
00:38:25 and you didn't change the game?
00:38:25 - And that's keeping practices.
00:38:27 - We said anything goes.
00:38:28 I said anything goes.
00:38:28 - Oh, that's bullshit.
00:38:29 That's bullshit.
00:38:30 That's fucking bullshit.
00:38:31 That's bullshit.
00:38:32 - I said not everything goes.
00:38:33 - That's bullshit.
00:38:33 - I said not everything goes, but most anything goes.
00:38:34 And you can't steal the items.
00:38:35 That was my main thing in the game.
00:38:36 - But you can steal other shit.
00:38:37 - You're a man of integrity, Jeff.
00:38:38 - That is bullshit.
00:38:38 That's bullshit.
00:38:39 - That's bullshit.
00:38:40 - You're a man of integrity, Jeff.
00:38:41 - So you knew, and you didn't change the game?
00:38:43 - Nope.
00:38:44 - The boys were pissed.
00:38:45 I'm talking, it does in a way,
00:38:48 it's like, yo, yeah, they had the upper hand,
00:38:50 and Jeff, God bless him.
00:38:51 I'm a fan of Jeff DeLo.
00:38:53 I'm a fan of the boy.
00:38:54 He's just like, hey, I said anything goes at the beginning.
00:38:56 It's like, Jeff, come on, man.
00:38:57 It's like, if Rico pisses me off,
00:38:59 and I beat him within an inch of his life,
00:39:01 oh, Jeff, you said anything goes.
00:39:03 It just.
00:39:05 - Jeff DeLo is a fucking cocksucker.
00:39:08 I'll tell you, I fucking much.
00:39:09 I don't blame you guys at all.
00:39:10 You guys.
00:39:10 - Yo, I got seconds, Kurt.
00:39:11 - It was on the desk, the plans were there.
00:39:13 - Don't make me have a problem.
00:39:14 - No, no, no.
00:39:15 - Kurt, we love each other.
00:39:17 - We know every game.
00:39:18 We're gonna pick you guys out.
00:39:19 - That's what I'm saying.
00:39:20 Now they're doing YouTube search and all this shit.
00:39:22 - We're fucked.
00:39:23 - We're fucked.
00:39:24 - You guys know every game
00:39:25 for the whole rest of the tournament.
00:39:27 - Jerry owns the game.
00:39:28 Jerry currently owns the game.
00:39:29 - I'm so glad that they reacted the way they did.
00:39:31 That's perfect, 'cause now it's like,
00:39:32 they're fighting inside their own heads.
00:39:34 They're fighting with Jeff.
00:39:35 They're fighting with their own team.
00:39:37 They're not even mad at us.
00:39:38 Get the fuck out of here, you fucking.
00:39:40 - If you knew, you'd have to change it.
00:39:42 - Nate, shut up, shut up.
00:39:43 - Kurt, shut up.
00:39:44 - Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, by the way.
00:39:47 - Let him talk, let him talk.
00:39:49 - I'm not quitting.
00:39:50 You're not getting me to fucking quit.
00:39:50 I don't quit.
00:39:51 I'm saying it's fucking chicken shit.
00:39:53 Your change is always midstream.
00:39:54 I have no problem with these guys.
00:39:55 You're running a bullshit fucking game.
00:39:57 That's fine.
00:39:58 I'm not going anywhere.
00:39:59 - I said.
00:40:00 - No, I don't care what you say.
00:40:01 - I don't care what you say.
00:40:01 - I don't care what you say.
00:40:02 - Anything goes.
00:40:03 - Good, good.
00:40:04 - Don't be a liar.
00:40:05 - I'm gonna drive to your fucking house
00:40:06 and blow it up then.
00:40:07 You can't leave, right?
00:40:08 You can't leave then, right?
00:40:09 Okay, I'll do it.
00:40:10 Good, I'll put the call in.
00:40:10 Done, done, done.
00:40:11 - You can do whatever you want.
00:40:12 - I know the address, I'm gonna fucking do it.
00:40:13 Good, call your loved ones.
00:40:14 Gonna blow your fucking house up.
00:40:15 I'm gonna blow your fucking house up.
00:40:17 So call your loved ones.
00:40:18 I don't know why they love you.
00:40:18 You're a fucking cocksucker.
00:40:19 Fuck you.
00:40:20 - Good, that's allowed.
00:40:21 (glass shattering)
00:40:23 - Fucking bullshit.
00:40:23 - Unless there's an idol in the house.
00:40:24 You can't burn it down and get someone else to die.
00:40:26 - That's true.
00:40:27 - Fine.
00:40:28 - This is fucking bullshit.
00:40:28 This is fucking bullshit.
00:40:29 These guys are fucking YouTubing this stuff.
00:40:31 Like everything's at play is dumb.
00:40:34 But if everything's at play,
00:40:34 then for me that means everything's at play.
00:40:37 Now I know the rules.
00:40:38 So away we go.
00:40:40 - I just can't believe that Jeff runs an operation like this.
00:40:44 - Then fucking quit, Nate.
00:40:45 - Who knows when he's gonna quit?
00:40:45 Do your job better, stupid.
00:40:46 - Watch your career, quit.
00:40:47 - Shut the fuck up, Nate.
00:40:48 - Just do your job better.
00:40:49 - You dumb fuck, I said anything's over.
00:40:51 - I'm the dumb fuck.
00:40:51 You're leaving the plans out for everybody to see,
00:40:53 you stupid piece of shit.
00:40:54 You're so fucking stupid, Jeff.
00:40:56 You can't even defend it.
00:40:57 You're so dumb.
00:40:58 Go downstairs, stupid.
00:41:00 Keep walking, stupid.
00:41:01 Keep walking, stupid.
00:41:02 Bye bye, keep walking.
00:41:04 Keep walking, keep walking.
00:41:06 - You can quit then, Nate.
00:41:06 You're gonna like it.
00:41:07 - Bye, Jeff.
00:41:08 Stupid.
00:41:09 - You can quit, Nate.
00:41:10 It's okay.
00:41:11 - Is that all you're gonna say?
00:41:12 Fuck Jeff DeBlois.
00:41:14 - It's good the other team's having a fit.
00:41:15 We want them to think that we have the whole game
00:41:18 so that we're really in their head
00:41:19 and we have a big advantage in every challenge.
00:41:20 I don't actually think that's true outside of this one,
00:41:22 but if they think that, that's ideal.
00:41:24 - Gotta heat up some food, shout out Factor.
00:41:26 It's keeping us going.
00:41:27 It's keeping us lean.
00:41:28 Perfect amount.
00:41:29 Thank you, Factor.
00:41:29 Go with the salmon.
00:41:32 Did it yesterday.
00:41:33 Unbelievable.
00:41:34 - I am dying to know who sits at that desk.
00:41:37 - Yeah, can you show me where it is?
00:41:38 - They must be beside themselves right now.
00:41:41 - Jeff, that is tough.
00:41:43 - It was in his desk.
00:41:44 - The description to be that easily accessible to be Factor.
00:41:45 - It was in the lead producer's desk.
00:41:47 - I get that.
00:41:48 You said what?
00:41:49 - It was in the lead producer's desk in the corner.
00:41:51 - Yeah.
00:41:52 - Fuck you.
00:41:53 I don't know what you did.
00:41:56 - Me?
00:41:58 What'd I do?
00:41:59 - You rinsed out my desk.
00:42:05 - Yeah, I'm looking for the idol.
00:42:06 Sorry.
00:42:09 - We're looking for the idol.
00:42:11 - Ah, that's tough.
00:42:18 Listen, hey, it's $100,000.
00:42:23 I don't care whose feelings I hurt.
00:42:25 What happened in this challenge is
00:42:29 one of the most grave injustices
00:42:32 to not only happen at Barstool Sports,
00:42:36 to not only happen in the history of game shows,
00:42:40 but perhaps in the history of humankind.
00:42:42 - I mean, Jeff did literally say,
00:42:43 look through everything to find the idol.
00:42:45 So they knew people were gonna be-
00:42:46 - That's great, yeah, right, exactly.
00:42:48 You know people are looking for it.
00:42:49 - There were no idols or something.
00:42:50 - It doesn't help us besides what just happened.
00:42:54 - I feel like no one's looking for idols anymore.
00:42:57 Think anyone has it?
00:42:58 - Yeah, I look-
00:43:03 - That laugh. - It's too much shit.
00:43:04 - Yeah, that was a joker.
00:43:05 - That laugh was like a little bit too much.
00:43:08 - It's a guy who says he's here till tomorrow.
00:43:09 - Yeah.
00:43:10 All right, guys.
00:43:11 - Good luck on this edit, baby.
00:43:16 The meaning of this shirt is I know you motherfuckers
00:43:21 are gonna try and give a fucking nice edit,
00:43:24 and it's not happening.
00:43:25 - You're gonna blur that out.
00:43:27 Change the H, hire Jeff Delo.
00:43:31 - Jeff Delo, I can't even do it seriously.
00:43:33 (laughing)
00:43:36 And it's not happening, Jeff Delo should be fired.
00:43:39 - What's up, guys?
00:43:41 - The fuck outta here.
00:43:41 - What's up, Jared?
00:43:43 - The game runs through me.
00:43:45 - Dude, that's such a good line
00:43:46 to have that in the bank now.
00:43:48 - Yeah.
00:43:49 - Somebody as meticulous as Rob,
00:43:51 crazy they found that in there.
00:43:53 - Crazy they found that chicken scratch in your drawer.
00:43:55 - No, it wasn't Rob.
00:43:58 (laughing)
00:44:01 - Get outta here.
00:44:06 - No, I can take it, everything's fine.
00:44:07 I can take it, everything's fine.
00:44:08 - He did say anything goes.
00:44:09 - Everything goes, right?
00:44:10 Yeah.
00:44:11 - He just took this thing out of Rob's hands
00:44:15 and said anything goes.
00:44:15 - So we got...
00:44:16 Yeah, so that dummy Rob, the producer,
00:44:21 he's just walking around with the plans.
00:44:24 Just hanging around his back pocket.
00:44:28 So he's out, he's at the upstairs on the third floor,
00:44:32 grabbing his lunch, I walked behind him and took him.
00:44:34 - Are you serious?
00:44:35 - You think I'm gonna give these back to you?
00:44:37 Are you fucking, you just fucked us over in the last thing.
00:44:40 Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:44:41 Are you, I thought everything's in play.
00:44:45 I don't think, I don't think, I know.
00:44:48 You can attempt to think in this conversation,
00:44:49 you're gonna fail.
00:44:50 My point is, when you say everything's in play, right?
00:44:53 You said that, you and Jeff said that after the game, right?
00:44:56 Okay, define everything to me,
00:44:57 because it seems like we have different understandings
00:44:59 of the word.
00:45:00 Start, I'll help you out if you need it.
00:45:02 That's not the definition.
00:45:04 So, so obviously, so you don't,
00:45:06 I don't care what happened, it happened.
00:45:09 So now everything's in play,
00:45:10 so if you're dumb enough to carry this around
00:45:12 in your back pocket, I'm gonna fucking take it.
00:45:15 Right?
00:45:15 So when you said, am I serious?
00:45:18 Do I appear to be serious?
00:45:19 Yes or no?
00:45:20 It's a one word answer.
00:45:21 Yeah, yeah, that was one word answer,
00:45:23 you get through it, it's fine.
00:45:24 Yes, I'm serious.
00:45:26 Carry on.
00:45:27 So now I have the plans,
00:45:31 so if my team wants to vote me out,
00:45:34 I don't know if they want to or not, I hope not.
00:45:36 You know, they won't see these.
00:45:37 Nobody's seen these yet, but me.
00:45:39 And they contain, I'll be honest,
00:45:41 they contain like every A through Z
00:45:44 on how to win this game, no.
00:45:45 Are there pieces of information in here
00:45:46 that can help us out over the next couple of days?
00:45:48 Yes, absolutely.
00:45:50 Kirk grabbed the papers out of Rob's hand.
00:45:53 He did?
00:45:54 Yeah.
00:45:55 He's like, hey, anything goes, right?
00:45:56 This is a dirty, ugly game.
00:45:59 That was--
00:46:00 I knew this was gonna happen.
00:46:01 I knew it was gonna, like,
00:46:04 they thought it was gonna be so much fun
00:46:05 and all the A-lists, but it's like,
00:46:08 Kirk and Dave are the worst when it comes to this stuff,
00:46:11 'cause they'll just find a semantical argument
00:46:14 and just dig their fucking heels in.
00:46:17 So it's an even playing field as far as teams,
00:46:19 but Kirk is really smart.
00:46:20 He's keeping the plans all to himself.
00:46:23 So he's gonna strategically, of course,
00:46:25 before the challenge reveal to us
00:46:28 kind of what we need to do,
00:46:30 but until then, he has the plan.
00:46:32 So why would we vote out the guy with the plans?
00:46:35 Kirk got the plans.
00:46:37 What?
00:46:37 Kirk got all the plans.
00:46:39 Oh.
00:46:39 He ripped it away from Rob's hand.
00:46:41 Still ran that at this point.
00:46:44 He just--
00:46:45 Strong armed him.
00:46:46 Strong armed him.
00:46:47 Is it?
00:46:48 He didn't push him or anything.
00:46:49 He just took it right from his hands.
00:46:51 Ripped it right off his hand.
00:46:52 And then ran away?
00:46:53 No, sat right in his seat, folded it across his legs.
00:46:56 He's like, "I don't wanna tell you,
00:46:57 "you're not getting it back.
00:46:58 "You're a piece of shit, you're bad at your job."
00:47:01 How do you know it was Rob?
00:47:02 What do you mean, how do I know it was Rob?
00:47:03 How did Kirk know it was Rob?
00:47:06 I think word just spread that Rob was the one,
00:47:10 that's Deskin was.
00:47:12 There's not much, the plans don't do much now.
00:47:15 Now they don't, probably.
00:47:17 Do you feel safe at work?
00:47:18 (laughs)
00:47:20 If you feel unsafe, if you feel like you've been assaulted
00:47:22 by a coworker, you can contact the authorities.
00:47:26 I'm fine with Kirk stealing back.
00:47:28 But Kirk was on tilt, I get it.
00:47:30 We pulled a fast one last night.
00:47:32 So yeah, Kirk's gonna play dirty.
00:47:34 All's fair in love and survivor.
00:47:36 So yeah, good for Kirk.
00:47:37 All right, so here's where I'm at.
00:47:39 I think you're at the same place.
00:47:40 So there's two options.
00:47:42 There's Nate, there's Hank.
00:47:43 Yeah, like the Hank thing,
00:47:44 'cause you do gotta think down the road once PFT,
00:47:47 like once they all merge,
00:47:48 and then he's also a swing guy for Dave.
00:47:51 Correct.
00:47:51 I just, yeah, nothing against Hank.
00:47:53 I just don't, I feel like,
00:47:54 I also feel like Nate may take control.
00:47:56 Yeah.
00:47:57 So then we're good.
00:47:58 Yeah.
00:47:59 Does that make sense?
00:48:00 Yeah.
00:48:01 Are you lying to me?
00:48:01 No, no, no.
00:48:02 Okay, I'm lying to you.
00:48:03 No.
00:48:04 (laughs)
00:48:06 Will's on board.
00:48:07 Will's on board, so we're good.
00:48:10 Okay, so, Hank might have an idol.
00:48:14 Huh?
00:48:15 Hank might have an idol.
00:48:15 Do you think he actually does or no?
00:48:17 It's a possibility.
00:48:18 Okay.
00:48:20 He had clues for the other ones.
00:48:22 Do you know who he's gonna vote for?
00:48:23 I have no idea.
00:48:24 If I can go talk to him.
00:48:26 I think he could have an idol.
00:48:27 He's being like so nonchalant.
00:48:30 Like he's like not strategizing.
00:48:32 He doesn't ruin it.
00:48:34 That's weird.
00:48:35 I think I'm definitely on the chopping block.
00:48:38 I think Hank wants me gone.
00:48:40 Those guys are convinced you have the idol.
00:48:43 You can go and tell them the idol.
00:48:44 I have this.
00:48:45 Do you have the idol?
00:48:47 I already know those don't mean anything.
00:48:48 That's not true.
00:48:49 Do you have the idol?
00:48:54 Why don't you tell me?
00:48:56 We can, then we can do that.
00:48:57 We can make sure.
00:48:58 Let me get rid of, then we can get rid of Nate for sure.
00:49:00 I can tell you.
00:49:00 If you tell me if you have it, then you're safe.
00:49:02 I'm safe if I have it.
00:49:04 If you have it, you're safe.
00:49:05 That's fair.
00:49:06 Who are you going for?
00:49:07 Nate.
00:49:08 They think I have the idol.
00:49:09 I'm going to try to make them think that.
00:49:12 Like I think they think I might have an idol.
00:49:14 They might have looked through my bag.
00:49:15 So I'm just lying here with this fake bag,
00:49:18 hoping that someone comes in
00:49:20 and thinks I'm just protecting it.
00:49:22 But that's really all the chance I have.
00:49:26 I went to Hank, I was like,
00:49:27 you feel like you're in trouble tonight.
00:49:28 And he said, you know, maybe I'm on the block.
00:49:30 I think he's most dangerous on that side.
00:49:33 Yeah, I agree.
00:49:34 I think that down the road,
00:49:36 I think he will link up with Gaz and Dave
00:49:38 and they will either bully him
00:49:39 or convince him that Milton or the original.
00:49:41 Which Hank apparently told Big Cat,
00:49:43 he said, I will betray you before I betray Dave.
00:49:46 So that makes me think we can't let Hank,
00:49:47 Dave and Gaz get together.
00:49:49 Yes.
00:49:50 So that makes him the most dangerous.
00:49:51 All the people thought, yeah,
00:49:52 I was easily going to be the first one out.
00:49:54 I'm still here.
00:49:55 And guess what?
00:49:56 They let me get past one vote.
00:49:58 I'm getting past the second vote.
00:49:59 You keep letting me get past these votes.
00:50:02 We see what happens.
00:50:04 Check the tail of the tape.
00:50:05 The longer you let me get,
00:50:06 the longer I get to the end,
00:50:08 the more chance of me winning goes way up.
00:50:11 I don't have to be a tribal to control the vote.
00:50:14 I don't even have to be on that tribe to control the vote.
00:50:17 I want people doing what I tell them to do.
00:50:19 I want Hank out next.
00:50:20 Hank told me early on,
00:50:21 he thinks I'm a threat.
00:50:22 He wants me out.
00:50:23 Right now I got a good thing going with Dave and Gaz.
00:50:25 I'm their number three.
00:50:26 Hank, he's got way more years with them.
00:50:28 I don't want Hank being their number three.
00:50:30 So, I mean, you're on my fucking team, like.
00:50:36 What?
00:50:38 I'm knocking on the door.
00:50:39 No one says something, that's why I opened it.
00:50:40 You couldn't say we're in here?
00:50:41 I was in the middle of a confession.
00:50:44 This isn't a, you don't do a confessional in here.
00:50:46 It's a mother's room.
00:50:47 It's a funny confession.
00:50:48 You found it.
00:50:49 No, I didn't find it.
00:50:50 Yeah, you fucking did.
00:50:51 It's very obvious.
00:50:52 Look, look at everything on me right now.
00:50:53 Yes, you fucking did.
00:50:54 It's so obvious.
00:50:55 It's so obvious.
00:50:57 Look at everything on me right now.
00:50:59 Rico, you can strip search me down right now.
00:51:02 I haven't talked to Hank at all.
00:51:03 You should just tell him that.
00:51:04 You should just be like, what are you thinking?
00:51:06 And be like, I agree to whatever he says.
00:51:08 I don't want to lie to him.
00:51:10 Okay, that's fine.
00:51:11 That's fine.
00:51:13 I mean, he hasn't brought anything up to me.
00:51:15 I don't know if he's talked to anybody.
00:51:17 There has been a couple whispers here and there.
00:51:21 Some folks saying Nate, some folks saying Hank.
00:51:25 I think Clancy wants to talk.
00:51:27 Which booth, which room is this?
00:51:29 Pod one.
00:51:30 Pod one.
00:51:30 What's up, man?
00:51:31 Hey, I'm in pod one.
00:51:32 You want to come meet me here, chase here too?
00:51:33 Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
00:51:35 So we think, I think there's a pretty good chance
00:51:37 Hank has the idol.
00:51:38 So I was thinking, you're down to ride with us.
00:51:42 What?
00:51:42 You're riding with us.
00:51:43 With who?
00:51:44 Me, you, me, Che.
00:51:45 Final Berg.
00:51:46 Final Berg, Nate.
00:51:47 I just feel like we're juggling to protect Nate.
00:51:51 No, I--
00:51:51 You know what I'm saying?
00:51:52 Do you feel, or no?
00:51:53 I don't care.
00:51:54 I really don't care about Nate.
00:51:55 So where are we then?
00:51:56 Do you think we have to talk to Nate, to Hank?
00:51:58 I just talked to Nate and he said--
00:52:00 No, no, no, I misspoke.
00:52:01 Do we have to talk to Hank and say, you know,
00:52:03 we'll go with Nate.
00:52:04 If you want to get Hank completely on board,
00:52:08 but will Hank then be--
00:52:09 But then will Hank won't use his idol.
00:52:10 Will Hank then, A, won't be,
00:52:12 if he has an idol, he won't use it,
00:52:13 or B, would he, like, if we all vote for Nate,
00:52:15 would he, like, use it and fuck one of us?
00:52:17 Everyone's lying to everybody.
00:52:19 You know, I have a meeting where everyone's like,
00:52:20 oh, we'll get rid of Nate.
00:52:21 There's a meeting, everybody, oh, we'll get rid of Hank.
00:52:23 Like, they're probably all, I guess,
00:52:24 as I'm sitting here right now,
00:52:25 I'm thinking, who is down the hallway right now?
00:52:27 What two guys being like, oh, Kirk, you know,
00:52:29 is kind of an asshole.
00:52:31 Can we trust him?
00:52:32 I mean, the truth is I've been talking to Will and Hank
00:52:33 and we're voting Che out, so.
00:52:35 No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
00:52:38 Yeah, this plan was a failure.
00:52:39 No one's coming in.
00:52:40 I'll probably lost some crucial strategizing tactics.
00:52:44 I feel like my back is up against the wall pretty hard.
00:52:47 How are we doing, Hank?
00:52:53 Good luck.
00:52:54 Well, you seem confident about something.
00:52:57 We're not going to try.
00:52:58 I know, but it seems like you're happy about something.
00:52:59 Watch me drop.
00:53:00 What a fucking--
00:53:02 Yeah, no matter what, it's gonna be,
00:53:03 oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:04 It's a fun place to be.
00:53:06 What's going on, Stool Tribe?
00:53:11 Come on and take a seat.
00:53:14 Fights Nate, Hank, KFC, Compton, Kirk,
00:53:18 and Stephen Che have a seat.
00:53:21 Welcome on in, Stool Tribe.
00:53:22 Now we bring in the first member of our jury, Big Cat.
00:53:25 Eliminated first out of the competition,
00:53:27 the first of 11 jury members.
00:53:29 Big Cat will not participate in this, cannot say anything.
00:53:32 He's just here to observe.
00:53:34 He will have a say in who out of the final three
00:53:36 wins $100,000.
00:53:39 Okay, Stool Tribe, at least one person
00:53:42 is going home here tonight.
00:53:44 Kirk, I'll start out with you.
00:53:46 What went on between challenges today?
00:53:48 Something you're holding there, what's going on?
00:53:51 Well, I mean, again, I have all the answers
00:53:52 in this right hand right here.
00:53:53 I'll say this was, and there's a lot of candidates,
00:53:58 the most disgraceful hour in the history
00:54:00 of barstool sports happened.
00:54:01 Wow.
00:54:02 After they won their game, which is fine.
00:54:05 So they found out beforehand, they got the plans.
00:54:08 Jerry got the plans from the dummy producer
00:54:09 who left them out.
00:54:11 So Jerry got them, and then they planned how to do it.
00:54:13 You guys all knew about it, which is wild to me.
00:54:15 If any professional production at all knew about this,
00:54:18 they would put pause on it, immediately redo it.
00:54:19 You guys chose not to.
00:54:20 You're either lazy or stupid, or both,
00:54:21 which is a dangerous combination.
00:54:24 But that's fine.
00:54:25 I'm embarrassed to be part of this.
00:54:26 I'm proud of my team.
00:54:29 But this is a low rent, level Z,
00:54:32 dog shit, rat shit production.
00:54:34 You and the other dummy should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:54:39 Your family should be ashamed.
00:54:40 Would you agree, Feilelberg?
00:54:41 I would certainly agree, yes.
00:54:42 Yeah.
00:54:43 I mean, it says it all right here.
00:54:45 Yeah, fights, the shirt, bit of a dark colored marker.
00:54:48 You were calling for me to be fired.
00:54:50 I don't know if that's gonna happen.
00:54:52 But yeah, thoughts, fights.
00:54:54 I mean, head's gotta roll, Jeff.
00:54:55 If this went off without a hitch,
00:54:56 you'd have gotten all the credit.
00:54:59 Big hitch.
00:55:00 We know that we're now under the thumb of this thing.
00:55:03 So this'll all, say whatever you want,
00:55:04 it's all gonna be gone.
00:55:06 That was the shirt's idea.
00:55:08 You can't edit the shirt out.
00:55:09 Oh, that'll be blurred.
00:55:11 So we'll explain what was found.
00:55:13 Both teams have seen it.
00:55:14 It's camera layouts for the challenges.
00:55:16 One of them says duct tape wall in it.
00:55:19 They found it.
00:55:20 Anyone could have found it.
00:55:21 Whether you wanna throw it in the bucket
00:55:23 of should have been there or not, that's up to you.
00:55:24 But we didn't say if we could get it.
00:55:26 We didn't say if we could get it on Dirtball.
00:55:27 Which fucker would you choose?
00:55:28 We didn't say at the beginning.
00:55:29 Which bucket would you choose?
00:55:31 It's a good day, Lionel.
00:55:32 Which bucket would you choose?
00:55:33 Unfortunately for you, you cannot vote me out
00:55:35 and I'm not gonna be on the jury.
00:55:37 So you do have to vote someone out on your tribe,
00:55:39 which is a shame.
00:55:40 Nate, I'll go to you.
00:55:41 Hello, Nate.
00:55:42 Hi.
00:55:42 How are you feeling coming into this?
00:55:43 What are your thoughts?
00:55:44 You can talk about either or.
00:55:46 Feel fine, Jeff.
00:55:47 That's it?
00:55:49 That's all you got?
00:55:50 I mean, put in what we did upstairs
00:55:53 and then everything's already said it.
00:55:54 If you edit it out, you're a coward.
00:55:56 But no, you did--
00:55:57 I don't edit the show, but okay.
00:55:58 No, put it in there.
00:55:59 You should be embarrassed.
00:56:00 This is like your operation.
00:56:02 You failed us as a team.
00:56:04 You should just be like, "Hey guys, I messed up.
00:56:06 "You haven't said that.
00:56:07 "You haven't apologized.
00:56:08 "You screwed up.
00:56:09 "You gave, I mean, the other team looked up
00:56:12 "like how engineers duct tape people to walls."
00:56:15 I don't know.
00:56:16 You shouldn't feel good about yourself.
00:56:17 You should apologize.
00:56:18 But the game goes on.
00:56:19 I know you won't, but yeah.
00:56:21 You should be embarrassed.
00:56:22 Stand up, lad.
00:56:23 Thank you, Nate.
00:56:24 Che, what does the data say about the vote here today?
00:56:28 How are you feeling coming into it?
00:56:30 You never feel good when your team's here.
00:56:32 So, you know, I hope I can make it to tonight.
00:56:36 Hank, how are you feeling?
00:56:38 Do you feel like you have your game locked down?
00:56:40 Did you talk to people throughout this break here?
00:56:42 Yeah, I feel bad.
00:56:43 Kevin and John, these two guys I've known for 10 years.
00:56:46 Feidelberg's a good, close, personal friend.
00:56:49 Borderline family member.
00:56:50 Kevin walked by me 12 times in the past two hours,
00:56:53 didn't even look me in the eye.
00:56:55 Is that true, Kevin?
00:56:56 I was waiting for the same for you, bud.
00:56:57 Feidelberg didn't say, I was looking at you.
00:56:59 Wait, Kevin, you viewed it as the same other side.
00:57:00 I was looking at you, and you just walked by me
00:57:01 and did this.
00:57:02 I was waiting for some sort of--
00:57:03 Fight, same with, is that--
00:57:04 I walked by you when you were talking to PFT.
00:57:05 Were you waiting for Hank to talk to you?
00:57:06 I was not gonna wait for him to talk to you.
00:57:06 I let the game come to me.
00:57:07 No one's talked to me, so that could be a bad sign.
00:57:10 Do you believe that, Hank?
00:57:11 Do you take their word on that?
00:57:12 I just, Kevin walked by me twice,
00:57:14 and the way he deliberately looked down and to the left,
00:57:18 it hurt me.
00:57:19 It hurt me, you know, I know this is a game,
00:57:20 but there is some personal feelings to it,
00:57:23 'cause I do have relationships with these guys that hurt.
00:57:25 I got nothing else to say, but it is what it is,
00:57:28 and, you know, survive in advance.
00:57:29 Does that add a wrinkle to you now, coming in here,
00:57:31 hearing that there's at least one person on there
00:57:33 who you're on the exact opposite end of the spectrum,
00:57:35 at least in his eyes?
00:57:36 I just, I saw Hank talk to PFT more than he talked to me.
00:57:40 He's on the, you know, he's talking to guys
00:57:40 on the other team before he ever came to me,
00:57:42 so I feel like we're in the same boat.
00:57:43 Also, this whole fucking thing is under protest,
00:57:45 'cause you guys run a Mickey Mouse operation.
00:57:47 Sure.
00:57:47 As fans of the show and hosts, you should see that
00:57:50 and be like, we fucked this up so bad,
00:57:53 'cause those three fucking weasels
00:57:54 are having the time of their life.
00:57:55 But to make it clear, to make it clear.
00:57:56 And honestly, wait, honestly, at this point,
00:57:58 you probably should just be like, we fucked up,
00:58:01 because this whole Anything Goes shit is such nonsense.
00:58:04 Any other game show in the world would be like,
00:58:06 this completely compromises the game,
00:58:08 and we need to figure out something.
00:58:09 Did you not argue, though, on Barstow Radio,
00:58:11 that this should not be like CBS, NBC, Fox reality shows?
00:58:14 I do believe you said that quite often.
00:58:15 I do think that.
00:58:16 Okay, that's, I do believe that every game show,
00:58:18 I do believe that every game show should not have
00:58:20 the integrity of the competition
00:58:21 completely compromised, completely.
00:58:23 Seems like a goalpost.
00:58:24 No.
00:58:25 No.
00:58:26 I would like a handwritten letter.
00:58:27 We're thinking about suing.
00:58:28 There is, class action lawsuit.
00:58:29 Hank, you've been, I'll write Hank a letter.
00:58:31 Fight to Sure was kind of nice, too.
00:58:32 I do like that, it's a good effort.
00:58:33 And to be clear, I don't want to speak for the whole team,
00:58:35 but we have no issue with what they did.
00:58:37 They did what they had to do.
00:58:39 I mean, they couldn't believe that Jeff
00:58:40 would run the worst operation possible.
00:58:43 He puts his entire life into this,
00:58:44 and then he fucks up tremendously.
00:58:46 It's, it saddens us, Jeff.
00:58:49 We are all so happy you asked to be on,
00:58:50 we put you in. We are sad.
00:58:51 Now it is time to vote.
00:58:52 It is now time to vote.
00:58:54 Someone out of this tribe, at least,
00:58:56 at least one person will be going home
00:58:58 from the Stool Tribe.
00:59:00 Here we go, fight, you're up first.
00:59:02 Time to vote.
00:59:02 Kirk, you're up next.
00:59:12 Time to vote.
00:59:13 Not a super easy decision.
00:59:16 I had two candidates.
00:59:17 At the end of the day, in this game,
00:59:20 it's just numbers.
00:59:21 Oh, that smells classy.
00:59:27 It's a, it's a lady cigarette, and it's delicious.
00:59:29 Nate, time to vote.
00:59:36 How the fuck does this write?
00:59:39 Hold up.
00:59:40 Edit that out in post.
00:59:44 It's either him or me.
00:59:49 He told me that his alliance is voting Kirk.
00:59:53 He said that to my face,
00:59:53 which makes me think his alliance is voting me.
00:59:56 I think he has an idol, though.
00:59:57 I'm praying that he doesn't.
01:00:00 May the best man win.
01:00:01 Shay, you're up.
01:00:02 What am I voting for?
01:00:05 Compton, you're up next.
01:00:12 Fuck.
01:00:12 What'd the other guys do?
01:00:14 They're not in there.
01:00:15 I can't tell.
01:00:16 I don't wanna tell on you.
01:00:17 You guys can't tell me?
01:00:18 It's just us.
01:00:19 It's just us, boys.
01:00:20 What are we talking about?
01:00:21 Hank, you're up next.
01:00:24 My thought process is Nate,
01:00:30 'cause he's annoying.
01:00:33 Kevin, last vote.
01:00:35 You're up.
01:00:36 Everyone has voted.
01:00:42 I'll go tally the votes.
01:00:44 Nice work, Jeff.
01:00:44 Everyone, let's give a round of applause for Jeff.
01:00:46 Jeff.
01:00:47 (applause)
01:00:49 My king.
01:00:50 Votes have been cast.
01:00:53 If anyone has an immunity idol,
01:00:56 time to play it right now.
01:00:59 Nobody?
01:01:04 I'll read the votes.
01:01:05 First vote.
01:01:07 Nate.
01:01:10 Second vote.
01:01:17 Nate.
01:01:18 Good job, guys.
01:01:19 Third vote.
01:01:20 Hank.
01:01:24 Two votes Nate.
01:01:27 One vote Hank.
01:01:27 It's a nervous breath.
01:01:33 Fourth vote.
01:01:34 Nate.
01:01:36 Three votes Nate.
01:01:38 One vote Hank.
01:01:39 Second person eliminated.
01:01:46 Second person in the jury, Nate.
01:01:49 I will not read the rest of the votes.
01:01:52 Losing, right?
01:01:59 Nate.
01:02:00 It's true, I've lost.
01:02:01 Yeah.
01:02:01 Fuck off.
01:02:03 Stool tribe.
01:02:08 See ya, get out.
01:02:11 Stool tribe.
01:02:12 Oh, you're gonna take Jeffy?
01:02:13 The low show.
01:02:14 That's how you know he feels bad about it.
01:02:15 Stool tribe.
01:02:16 You're gonna take that?
01:02:17 You're now in the top six.
01:02:18 You're gonna take that?
01:02:19 I mean, look, he knows he fucked up,
01:02:22 so it just is what it is.
01:02:23 He's gonna do this.
01:02:24 Go, out, out.
01:02:25 You must leave tribal immediately.
01:02:26 You must leave.
01:02:27 You gotta leave.
01:02:28 No rules.
01:02:28 Out, out.
01:02:29 No rules.
01:02:30 You're out.
01:02:31 No, that is a rule.
01:02:32 You must leave immediately.
01:02:33 Out.
01:02:34 You're tied up now, six to six.
01:02:35 There will be a challenge later today,
01:02:37 where once again, tribal immunity will be up for grabs.
01:02:40 Reminder, we said it yesterday,
01:02:42 two idols are in play in this game.
01:02:43 They both might be found.
01:02:44 One might be found.
01:02:45 None of them might be found.
01:02:47 See you guys later.
01:02:47 (laughing)
01:02:50 I realized it halfway through that it was all on me.
01:02:53 It's like, well played, what can you do?
01:02:55 I don't think Jeff should make himself the star of the show.
01:02:57 I think it should be about the cast and the contestants.
01:03:00 You know, he makes it about him.
01:03:02 It's unfortunate, but if that's his prerogative,
01:03:04 he's allowed to.
01:03:05 So yeah, it was fun.
01:03:06 Glad I played.
01:03:07 (dramatic music)
01:03:13 Hey, hey, hey, squad, we're squatted up.
01:03:15 We are squatted back up.
01:03:17 No idols on that team.
01:03:18 No idols.
01:03:18 We think they're in play.
01:03:20 I mean, these are the games.
01:03:22 These are absolutely the games.
01:03:23 Ah, yeah, yeah, Jerry.
01:03:24 God damn it!
01:03:26 What shape is this?
01:03:27 What the fuck is going on?
01:03:29 This is bullshit for sure, Jerry.
01:03:31 Jerry, poise, poise.
01:03:32 I think we could get Dave off, the three of us.
01:03:35 I'm kind of losing my mind.
01:03:36 What just happened?
01:03:37 I want this fuck guy out now.
01:03:38 Now it's like, we're done.
01:03:40 (dramatic music)
01:03:42 (whooshing)
01:03:45 (whooshing)
01:03:47 (whooshing)
01:03:49 (whooshing)
01:03:53 (whooshing)
01:03:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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