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00:00You know, I'm just I'm very happy that it's over and I hope everybody was entertained because wow
00:04It's gonna it's gonna take a lot of time and a lot of deep thought to undo all of the trauma
00:21I'll be honest. I desperately desperately want
00:31What the fuck happened
00:35I
00:37Can't keep playing this game
01:00Survived another day. Yeah, bro. Move on pulling idols, you know
01:06There's no I mean, I don't wanna say there's no way but it feels like
01:09So I feel like he's already his luck has ran dry
01:11There's no way that he has an aisle, but I don't want to say no way because it's gonna fucking bite me in the ass
01:18Just out of Chicago any surprises out there. Oh, no, I will again back to last night's episode
01:23I will say saying it's a man's game is maybe the oldest take exposed ever man's game man's game
01:29well
01:29you got three women staring you in the face telling you you better tell us if you have an idol so we can be prepare and
01:35Know what to do next
01:37Yeah, I
01:40Just got bodied by them body three-on-one body fast
01:44Didn't show them the idol
01:47How does it what good why did they still vote for you?
01:49Even though you showed them the item have an idol or not. Just tell us that we can all prepare just tell us though
01:54We're like, yeah
01:57Just thoughts
01:59How does that affect it? Because then we'll know who you we know whoever
02:07Yes
02:08You do. Yeah, can you show it to us?
02:11No, you have to show it to us. It's the only way we're gonna believe you have an animal
02:14I have an item show it to us great. You have to show us it
02:19Okay, damn
02:21There's a world where they make me look like an idiot knowing I would have played it I guess but
02:27They look like idiots for still vote writing your name down
02:32but not Ria's
02:38But you couldn't get Megan or moves or Kelly too, so if you got one more person to write for a person
02:43It's too it's well two to one. I think weirdly
02:48Yeah, or three to one but either way yeah keys voting for Dave
02:54Was was odd. I thought it was gonna go two on keys two on me and then hopefully two on Ria
03:00Yeah, but I couldn't get the second. Yeah. Yeah, we're watching
03:04I sure Nate say they all look like idiots. I would never say that about women, especially women at our company white night
03:14Think the women are doing great. Okay, so it's not a man. Awesome. No people saying that
03:20Yeah
03:22No, I think that the girls are doing great, I think it's a great show
03:25We got two of our best talent creators on the male side in it and then some of our top women
03:30So couldn't really ask for a better breakout
03:34I still don't know who's gonna win. Oh, yeah, I'm excited to watch
03:38I
03:39Do think what will Compton did was egregious?
03:50Oh my god
03:58That text was he's a lawbreaker and also like
04:04Just look what did he send her on her spiral I would that's brutal
04:08Did that Ghani takes last night right? Was that watch? Yeah watched. What'd you think? All right, you're in the final five
04:17Kelly was eliminated yesterday
04:20You had to pay the audio. Yeah, that was a day
04:23They basically got to the point where they knew you had it and you you had to use it
04:28Yeah, what do you think about the girls bullying?
04:33You probably should have voted one of them out earlier what a t-shirts what a collab that was
04:41You didn't want to do a walk with him
04:44She's still in it so it's up, right
04:49You can't make it to this point without doing something right you're playing a good game
04:55Leaned on and that's my biggest regret. Well, like not flushing that is crazy when I told everybody I'm voting real do the man
05:01You could have 200
05:03Said you had a good play. So now you're now you're now you're like, this is what they should have done now
05:09I actually knew right away. I shouldn't I believe I think Dave is wrong saying I gave him the info
05:13That was a good play. I think he's wrong. I think he's wrong great play by Bosco not sure if he knew
05:20It was a great play to show it and try to create chaos and break up. I guess me moves Rhea
05:26They just cornered me, but at least I did it. That was the right move. All right. Yeah
05:30Yeah, you 100% make sure that makes the edit. That was the right move. That was the right move
05:38Last night is fantastic. I mean Rhea's Rhea's got steel up balls of steel
05:45Anyone else says that like chirps Rico it's like that was funny everyone out girl does it whoa
05:50I guess it's a battle between us cuz I'm safe next time
06:02Basically told her I was voting for her like that's my only move
06:06Just like she was just like she was like, yeah, I just fucking did that if Kirk did that would you say it's excessive?
06:12Yeah
06:14You'd be like that was funny. You knew the way it was, you know, I
06:18Like in the moment, she's like, yeah, fuck it. That was awesome. I think that was cool
06:23and then Rico
06:25Great though last I thought it was a good move
06:29Yeah, I mean getting bullied by the girls so brutal
06:34Sitting there being like, well, yeah, but I don't you're like, what was it mad at you?
06:41You like live then didn't know if you should lie and then
06:46The thing was it was a twofold plan
06:49one
06:52Right, like you only have 45 minutes
06:53I also think if I talk to Megan it spooks Rhea but written Megan should have done the math
06:57I should have talked to that's my I'm very mad at myself
07:00I'm also mad at Megan not figuring it out and floating but like the
07:05It's a twofold plan. I not only need Rhea's idol to go. I need her to go cuz that's your big kill to the jury
07:11and like
07:12What about Dave?
07:13Cuz Kelly wrote but Kelly. Oh, that's why Rhea. That's why Rhea took them
07:18I do think that house would was like you pink wedding and big like
07:22They may have voted for Dave and I made that would've been a bad move for me. I could have lost
07:26Know what Rhea was doing. They didn't know what Rhea was doing before the pink wedding and after too. So that's what yeah
07:33you knew it, but uh
07:36What's it called?
07:37But if you got because you could have potentially got if you I know what you were doing was right
07:42But if you get Rhea there, she's advancing to the final four no matter what with that idol in her pocket
07:46Yeah, she had everyone under under her wing
07:51I don't know. It's fucking great show great show
07:57Ever like not even Borsal fans, like my buddy called me at 730s money's like yo all I did yesterday was watch 13 episodes
08:03He's like it's just a good show. Rhea's shirt was kind of funny. I thought the even Tony Soprano. I'd panic attacks. It's funny
08:16You had immunity to you and Megan both on immunity
08:20I
08:22Regret not approaching her, but you also she should have seen the path. I'm mad at myself. I met her
08:28So it's equal factors you and Megan not just Megan. Yeah, okay
08:37That was crazy like come on I thought this was a man's game you got bullied by a bunch of women as it turns out
08:44That was a pathetic excuse for a man's game
08:48I'm a softie. What do you want me to say?
08:51To be fair. I didn't even realize that Megan and Rico could have made a play. So I was right there with you guys
09:07Yeah, but it's also like it's tough it's tough they're very good friends
09:12But that's why people like didn't understand like why is she crying over
09:17Why is she crying over that? We'll try to help her. It's like in that moment. You have to realize you've been there six days
09:24Big cat just quit on her and was her Alliance the same like right before that people don't understand that
09:33Honor and then
09:35also
09:36her plan was to bring Dave because she wants to beat Dave and doesn't you know a vote for and you got someone outside the
09:41Game saying like everyone the house thinks you're an idiot for keeping on you. She's like what the fuck is going on?
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10:52Is now at the portion of his hole that has some color
10:59Go power
11:01Completely collapses probably should have left it alone to be honest with you, but you know
11:06It is what I think it was a little bit of creative editing there
11:09They said 15 minutes. It was only 10 minutes when I had it like this high
11:12I think Megan would have cracked if I just left it alone
11:16You should leave it
11:18Back and try to build
11:21Yeah, you could always you could always go back but I got close on that one
11:24I got close on the balls for a bit Rico score. You gotta be fucking blowing me. You've got to be fucking blowing me
11:30That's where it's hairy. Like if I win both those challenges
11:33Changes things on purpose
11:36Or by accident. He's playing the game. Well and ultimately at the end of the day
11:42If he gets 250 K, which by the way, maybe you should come some a little bit to me
11:49It doesn't matter right? It doesn't matter how you win the Super Bowl
11:53so long as your name's on the Lombardi trophy and you get the ring, so
11:58Got a tip your cap
12:01Who was the Trent Dilfer as a ringer
12:06Only by three girls listen, I
12:09think anybody who has
12:12sisters or has been married or both
12:15will carry a soft spot in their heart for
12:19Women and I don't see that as Rico getting bullied so much as his heart
12:26Taking over from his brain like he knew what the right move was to do
12:31But he just couldn't force himself to do it, but ultimately it worked out. So
12:4119th person eliminated 11th member of our jury
12:50Kings I
12:51Could not be happier that it's over and I'll tell you something right now people think like, oh the girls are crying a lot
12:56Kelly you're unwell. You're treating that you're gonna kill yourself. Whatever. No one in here is okay
13:00Half the people on the cast are in therapy
13:02Everybody's hot, you know people are people are not well and they're going on and on about it
13:05Rico hasn't stopped talking about it for three days. He I've never seen someone
13:11Three months for sure, but especially in the last three days every word out of his mouth is game-related and just like people aren't okay
13:16so
13:17You know, I'm just I'm very happy that it's over and I hope everybody was entertained because wow
13:22It's gonna it's gonna take a lot of time and a lot of deep thought to undo all of the trauma
13:38I'll be honest. I desperately desperately
13:48What the fuck happened
13:55I can't keep playing this game
14:11You know, I come out of the thing she's pat me was crazy what's up finally eliminated life. Yeah, I made it far man
14:17Brutal. Yeah, it's I'd saw a tweet from an unnamed person myself
14:21That said giving up idols to your best friends is a one-way Street, you know, but that ever Lexington Avenue
14:27It's tough, but I guess if you give up the idol at that point you could go who knows but I don't know the fucking box
14:33Box number three never again and those balls that fucking lip that scale will from fucking production
14:3920th person eliminated 12th member of our jury Rico Bosco. Yeah, it's tough man stuff to get that close and like, you know
14:47Overall, you're showing great show. Yeah a lot of riders. Shout out the boss. They'll break that guys back in on them
14:54The writers have never been stronger. They've never been more united. They'd ever been stronger. You've acquired right?
14:59It's yeah, you're right. That's are in the mix now big-time. That's been a long three presidents
15:04He's coming. We got right that's in the group doesn't help the Kirk room. We're getting a lot of DMS
15:08I
15:13Literally gave Rico a compliment I gave for you a comment and this just backfired completely. I'm not giving me more compliments. I said I
15:21Have more respect for Rico. Did I say that he was Dave and Dan's bitch?
15:25Maybe but like I didn't mean I didn't mean it like that
15:27You know, he brought me back to life the next episode. I literally jumped off the couch when he when he pulled it
15:32I
15:38Watching sports still going years still going man. I think my respect for him went up at that
15:42I was like, oh, it's a bit like he's just he's committing to the bit. Like he's just being like I'm Jackie
15:47Uh, no, no, it is real, but the bit is real, but then he's like at least you got lost in his bits
15:53He's leaning into it and like it's better than trying to be like, oh, I'm just tough guy
15:57Like that is true, you know, like but but yeah, I'm Dave and Dan's bitch
16:03But see like the way that you just said that yeah is the most
16:08Jackie just flat. I was like, yeah, no Rico is Danny. No, I'm a human dog
16:14No, I think it's fine, I think it's fine because my heart was in the right place, okay
16:25I don't want this smoke. I'm literally a rider. I don't want the smoke at the riders. I'm a rider
16:32Oh
16:34No, Jackie's
16:35Yeah, we love Jackie. She's tagged the wrong account. It happens
16:39I thought we got to get Elon to get these fake Rico accounts off of that. That's the main issue
16:43But yeah, Jackie, I mean shit, you know, she said what she said some of it's true partially place
16:48I don't like to admit but
16:50How you feeling the fucking challenge tonight is we were tipped on around because we didn't know what's comes out
16:57Challenge tonight with the balls is painful
17:00The bull lips out four different times
17:02All I had to do is win that and then you advance it is what it is. But like wait, so we know who won it
17:06Yeah, yeah. Yeah
17:08Rio goes wire to wire. I'm the only person to write her name down the entire game until the end
17:12Yeah, it's insane that no one did and you
17:16Reason she caught you because you could have
17:20But
17:22What do we think I mean she's fucking incredible you kidding me
17:25It's one of the coolest things she just made she cried, but she also did make 23 other guys pretty much cry
17:32Guys were crying with their words. She killed it though. It was like honestly texture sales
17:37That's you really think about what you just did. It's fucking insane. It's the biggest season. They're out. They'll ever have probably
17:43the winner of surviving barstool season for
17:53All right, so this comes out Saturday, so we've got the oh, oh good so I can spoil. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's real one
17:59Whatever. Oh, so at this point, all right, it's Saturday right now. So imagine me. I'm gonna be hung over his dick
18:03We're celebrating on Friday her big win. I'm so excited. That's gonna be a lot of fun
18:07Um, I can't wait for everybody to see all of the speeches and the bow and all that shit
18:13That's gonna be amazing even waiting for that the whole time like that's the best part of this whole thing
18:16It's gonna be really clear about the game that was played and everything that went down and I'm just hype
18:22I'm hype for Rhea. Hi for
18:24for all of us are making it through so
18:27We'll sing if it was anybody else
18:30100% yeah, anybody else I probably would've been throwing a bigger fit if I'm if I'm being real but
18:35But no, I'm thrilled feel for Rhea and I think that it's gonna be
18:39It'll be tough to beat this season. Honestly in terms of drama in terms of
18:43You know ups and downs excitement this that people getting angry like the response has just been crazy. So so who knows?
18:49I don't know what what will come for season five, but it'll be big big shoes to bill. I think you know
18:56$250,000 mistake it looks
19:01I'm getting tweets like people mad at me. It's like I didn't play. Sorry. She killed everybody
19:08It's the most proud I've ever it's truly insane that she
19:12just beat everybody and her speech was
19:16unbelievable and
19:18Yeah, people said that in the reunion people said that like they were even regretted even Rico said he regret he should have voted for
19:25Bosco you voted for
19:27Yeah, I think we don't mince. He voted for obviously Mincy tight bond was
19:31Reason I had before Rico left. I told him well, he was jumping up to get the key
19:36And I saw him get the key
19:38I looked at him and I and I genuinely meant this if Rico made it to the final three
19:43I would have voted for Rico because I know how much shit he's gone through and how much he could use the money and
19:49And I still mean that so I think it was kind of a trade-off for us
19:52I don't know if that's accurate might be a bad time to say it, but no disrespect looking back
19:56I wouldn't have voted for you not flushing raised. I know was the dumbest thing in the game
20:00That final tribal was the craziest thing
20:03I've seen in Barstool when Ria said that everyone would be surprised that Dan did that to you you guys made alliance
20:08I wasn't because this guy wants you to like him in some way
20:11We were all kind of in shock about I mean, I figured Kirk was gonna bring some fireworks it was does
20:16But then you have kind of Ria's reaction
20:19You're said some text with Dan. I honestly I don't think any of us knew any about not after he was saying to me
20:26Like I I want to be gone. I want to be gone and in my head. I'm like
20:31I'm aligned with you. How am I supposed to vote you out now now?
20:36It's gonna look like I backstab you
20:38And then he's like, well if it looks like you backstab me you're not gonna have my final vote
20:43So I'm like you want to be out but you also
20:46Yes, it is. I said I said we can make it look like you're not bad. Yeah, and I'm getting there
20:51I'm still getting there. Let me talk. I'm still getting there
20:54Do you think you can remember when we're sitting there? We didn't know Dan had quit the game early
20:58Why would you want to leave yesterday? I was mentally physically cooked
21:04What you knew was everyone hated you
21:06Moment you knew everybody hated you wanted to rally back and say absolutely
21:10No, no, it's all you want to do is be like to cover your ass. No, I'm sensitive pussy. I that's why so we didn't know
21:17The extent of the text that was sent over
21:19I really didn't even know he sent the text were sent between him and Ria because Ria hadn't gone to the house
21:23Obviously, so I that was kind of shocking and then we were all annoyed at Dan for various reasons
21:28But then it all kind of culminated like that. Oh, it's
21:31Kind of like a deflating of a balloon because it's such built like you do it
21:35There's build up to doing it then you do it then you're like you come back down
21:39You don't think about it for a little while
21:40Then there's the build-up like it's coming out trailers and then you obviously watch it all play out
21:45And then when it's over, it's like this deflating especially if you make it far. It's like oh shit like now
21:49What are we doing? I've been out for a while. You you are still you are you in rage mode?
21:55I'm over now
21:57Yeah, it sucks. I mean cuz the other thing is like the mistakes were self-inflicted
22:02The move, you know what? I mean? Like it's very obvious
22:05I should have talked to somebody when I tried to make my move. I didn't talk to anybody
22:07They also should have known they could have like done it and it's almost like two brains click separately
22:12But it is what it is. So it's all self-inflicted
22:14But yeah, I mean it's a lot of money and it's fun. Like you enjoy playing like those games
22:18it's like fucking sick, you know, I mean, so
22:21Yeah
22:25Yeah, exactly
22:28Thanks, I love Phil's coaching down social media
22:33We just left the Bonnie blue gangbang, yeah, and we're here to report we were in line we were doing we were doing um
22:39We saw Dan
22:44Want to wait on the line so me Trish and I just stepped in and we finished him off right there
22:48Miko saber
23:03That'd be an all-timer be 1058 brother
23:18Mr. 1058
23:20Would you yeah
23:24No, you take a picture of you won't be mr. 1050

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