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00:00 The minute we brought back "Wake Up, Mincy" I thought it was very clear he was on a delay.
00:04 Mincy cannot do fucking anything.
00:07 Oh, your show was canceled.
00:09 And now you've ruined Savannah.
00:11 Nice job.
00:12 You don't run away! Get your ass here!
00:15 Now!
00:16 "Ain't Mad and It's Not at You" is the best!
00:19 You said you ran away.
00:21 [laughing]
00:23 [music]
00:28 Down to the final three people, I believe.
00:31 In fact, it is. I know. It's Jerry, Stephen Shea, and Will Compton.
00:35 I've had the same fear.
00:37 I think the more we talk about it on live content, the more likely it is that it gets spoiled.
00:41 Kirk's talked about it on his show, we've talked about it on here, we've talked about it everywhere.
00:45 The fact that we've got to the finish line, it's finale day, and everybody talking about it.
00:50 Every day we've done a good job of not, really no major slip-ups or spoilers.
00:55 And we get to the last day, and Ben Mintz just proudly announces--
01:00 I just watched the clip, it's not a slip-up.
01:02 Ben Mintz proudly announcing to the world through the final three.
01:06 Have that idiot on air? What, are you fucking brain-dead?
01:10 So what you just said by the time we caught you, not true.
01:14 What you just said knows you don't have a fucking dump button for Mintz.
01:17 The only dump button we would have had is a minute delay.
01:21 And that, by the time we even realized, because I was doing ten other things for tonight, it would have been too late.
01:27 So you let Mintz go with no one paying attention to Mintz?
01:32 Mintz cannot do fucking anything without people sitting there listening to everything he fucking says with a dump button.
01:43 That couldn't have been fucking clear.
01:46 And now you've ruined Savannah. Nice job.
01:50 [Dramatic music]
01:55 What? I don't know, I just walked in. I got a couple texts.
01:59 Why is he on his stomach?
02:02 How about just hire people that can not spoil stuff?
02:07 That's a little crazy. I think that's misguided anger.
02:11 That's the best part. He fucked up and he left the office.
02:15 He like sprinted out from your chest.
02:17 No, I heard him and Stu talking after. He's like, "Yeah, we talked about it, but I don't think we spoiled it."
02:22 That's totally fine. I think everyone knows that.
02:25 He's like, "Well, it's a good thing you said it too, not me, Stu."
02:27 And then Stu's like, "No, you said it. That was you."
02:30 He's like, "Ah, we're in this together."
02:33 He tried to put it on Stu, like, "Stu, that's how you do it."
02:36 Stu's like, "No, you said it. That's crazy."
02:39 Took five episodes for him to fuck up live again.
02:42 The minute he brought back Wake Up Mincy, I thought it was very clear he was on a delay.
02:47 It really fucking sucks because we're at the finale.
02:51 The only silver lining I have is that we now know he wasn't on a 10-second dump
02:56 because he probably would have said something worse.
02:58 If you just let Mincy go live, it's a wall of averages that he'll say something.
03:02 But it also should have just been someone, not even a dump on it,
03:05 it should have literally been someone standing, like, watching the show being like, "Mincy, stop!"
03:09 Three left, Jerry, Shay, and Will Compton.
03:12 No, no, no, no, no, I don't know.
03:14 Oh, okay. I didn't know. I didn't know who was left.
03:17 I didn't know!
03:18 Guy just gained 15 pounds. He's fucking fat in his head.
03:21 I'll say this.
03:22 If you go in his brain, all he got are little chickens with LSU running around
03:25 with fat and gravy running all over them.
03:28 I can't believe he scurried away.
03:30 That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
03:32 I asked Paige. Paige was like--I was like, "Did he know he fucked up?"
03:35 He's like, "Oh, yeah. He just, like, bolted."
03:38 He's like, "Gone dark."
03:40 "Where are you?"
03:42 "I ran out of--"
03:43 "No, you don't fucking run away! You don't run away! Get your ass here!"
03:47 "I'm coming back. I'll be back in a second."
03:49 "Now!"
03:50 "Got him."
03:51 He said he ran away.
03:53 He's like, "I'm running out."
03:55 I don't even know if it was a spoiler in the fact that Mincy clearly thought
03:58 that he wasn't spoiling anything, because you don't speak like that if you think it's a spoiler.
04:02 You have no idea what's going on.
04:04 But then you should probably not speak.
04:06 Yeah, you should not talk about it.
04:08 I can't believe he ran away.
04:10 I can't wait to see that security footage of him running away,
04:13 because he probably was legit sprinting.
04:16 That's where he's sitting the whole fucking day.
04:33 That's one of those perfect storm things, too, when it's like--
04:37 I caught news of this just as I'm walking into the office,
04:43 so I didn't have a second to calm down.
04:45 "Megan, make money. Wanna eat my sandwich?"
04:47 "Shut up!"
04:49 Like, she has--
04:50 He literally sprinted out of the car.
04:52 She has--
04:53 You want to talk about no social cues.
04:55 How many times are you going to ask me to eat that sandwich, Megan Money,
04:58 when I am storming around the office with steam coming out of my--
05:02 I was looking for Minzy in our tag team.
05:04 You want the sandwich I made on Wake Up With Minzy?
05:07 Read the room. Read the fucking room.
05:10 We made it this far without fucking eating.
05:15 All right, I need to go.
05:31 You're in the dumpster all day.
05:33 I can't even speak to see how stupid you are.
05:36 Take that hat off.
05:37 But, like, what are you doing?
05:40 In what world--
05:42 First of all, did you know that we didn't have a dump button?
05:45 You can't speak without a dump button.
05:47 You've proven that.
05:48 I thought--
05:49 I knew we had, like, a minute.
05:51 I thought there was a minute delay on YouTube.
05:53 You can't speak. Why?
05:55 Do you not know that the show hasn't aired?
05:57 I knew it hadn't aired.
05:58 I thought that there were three--
06:00 The mistake I made was I thought that there were three left.
06:04 You ruined, like, everybody's work for tonight. Yes.
06:08 I thought that there were three left still.
06:11 But you're not watching the show?
06:13 I didn't see last night's episode.
06:15 So why would you start, like--
06:17 I have no idea. I just thought there were three left.
06:20 And then you would just run away when you screwed up.
06:22 Yeah, I was coming back.
06:24 Yeah, I mean, I'll face it.
06:26 You didn't face it. You ran away.
06:28 I didn't run here. I came here with steam.
06:30 Yeah.
06:31 Why?
06:32 After you have a fuck-up that way.
06:34 I'm here. I know.
06:35 But I wasn't, like, leaving for the day or anything.
06:37 I, like, left for an hour.
06:39 I mean, I know that was bad, but I wasn't--
06:41 When you do a fuck-up like that--
06:43 Take it to the face.
06:44 Yeah, don't fucking run.
06:46 Because you know who took it is all the tech guys.
06:48 Yeah, and that's not fair to them, and it's my fucking fault.
06:50 Moving forward, you can't be on live shows unless there's a dump.
06:54 So any time anybody wake up and see anything,
06:57 you have to be, "Do we have a minute delay dump?"
06:59 And if they say no, you get up and walk your ass out.
07:02 Got it.
07:03 Everybody worked their fucking ass off for months on this, and I--
07:06 I mean, even if--
07:07 You come in and you do the mix like that.
07:09 No, no, it's not--
07:10 You come in and do the mix.
07:11 Yeah, no, but it's not even, like--
07:13 No one thinks you did it on purpose.
07:15 Well, I know, but that doesn't matter.
07:16 My awareness has to be better, fucking--
07:18 Like, it's not--
07:19 How many "Wake Up, Minzy" shows have you done?
07:21 This was number five.
07:23 That's what I'm saying. It's--
07:24 I mean, we have five "Wake Up, Minzy"s, two major influences.
07:29 Overall, I think it's, like, 12.
07:31 12.
07:32 Five on the second half.
07:33 But I mean, look, I shouldn't even be here.
07:36 I mean, you fucking--
07:37 All the stuff you did for me, and, like, the last--
07:40 Literally, there's nothing that makes me more upset than upsetting--
07:44 No, I know. That's why I don't--
07:45 I mean, like--
07:46 It's just--
07:47 No, and then, like, it doesn't even matter if it's an honest mistake,
07:51 because, like, there has to be awareness.
07:53 Like, I mean, I don't know.
07:55 Anyway, I'm just ashamed of myself, and I fucking can't apologize more.
08:00 That didn't even--
08:01 Saying I'm sorry doesn't even matter.
08:02 Like, it's--
08:03 I fucked up again for, like, the--
08:07 I don't know how many times, but--
08:09 I don't know what to say.
08:10 Like, there's nothing I can say, like, "Oh, I'm an idiot."
08:13 Everybody knows that already.
08:15 Well, you didn't give away the winner.
08:16 And I didn't say a racial slur, at least.
08:19 You-- Well, that--
08:20 Honestly, I said that to our dumb--
08:22 I said that to our dumb people.
08:23 I would have had to fire you if you did another racial slur.
08:26 I know you would have.
08:27 And it would have been your fault, and everyone's for not having a dumb thought.
08:30 Like, you're--
08:31 By the way, I think you--
08:32 For all I know, you're capable of anything, Mincey.
08:34 You will say anything, anytime.
08:36 Your brain doesn't work.
08:38 So it's like I can't--
08:40 I'm almost as mad as Tech.
08:42 I can't believe you--
08:43 We just let you roll right back on and go live.
08:46 Like, what are we doing?
08:47 Of course.
08:48 I can't believe you made it three episodes.
08:50 But you didn't watch the show last night.
08:51 No, because I went to dinner.
08:52 Right, which is--
08:53 That's you being very stupid.
08:55 Like, you did what?
08:56 You just assumed you didn't watch the show.
08:58 Yeah.
08:59 I can't believe you've done 12 Minceys and had two international incidents.
09:03 And it's an insane rate.
09:06 You're hitting at almost 10%.
09:09 Not 10.
09:10 I think that's like 17.
09:11 Oh, yeah, you're right.
09:12 You're right.
09:13 Sorry, I'm bad at math.
09:14 You're right.
09:15 Oh, your show was canceled until they have that.
09:17 You're not--
09:18 They don't have a dump button for them.
09:20 How did you do ESPN Radio?
09:22 Wasn't that live?
09:23 Yeah.
09:24 I did a three-hour radio show for four years.
09:26 How?
09:27 Never cried.
09:28 I don't say F-bombs or GD ever.
09:30 Well, I just said a lot of them, actually.
09:31 That's a lie.
09:32 How many times did they dump you?
09:34 Oh, they have a dump button.
09:36 Yeah, they have a dump button.
09:37 Every radio show has a dump button.
09:39 Oh, the FCC.
09:40 Yeah, yeah.
09:41 Yeah.
09:42 So do you know how many times they dumped you?
09:43 Or were you ever even on air?
09:45 Yeah.
09:46 I was on air all the time.
09:47 You're just dumping on my pretty face.
09:49 You know what?
09:50 Another great show in the books, and they're in the booth.
09:52 They're like, "We did that show."
09:53 I cannot believe we let you just go unchained back onto the Internet.
09:56 There's just nothing I can say to them, man.
09:58 I don't know.
09:59 I mean, I fucked up.
10:00 I'm an idiot.
10:01 And everybody works hard.
10:02 I don't know.
10:03 I'm just lucky.
10:04 And those are-- there's been a couple times in Barcelona where things hit right at the
10:13 time to get me, like, as mad as I can be because I haven't had time to digest it.
10:18 So it's like I literally-- we were pulling into the parking lot when I found out, and
10:22 I was just enraged.
10:24 Two and a half over for you.
10:26 I'm still employed.
10:27 I can still do the show if I have a dump hut, and the contest considered it way better than
10:31 I thought it would.
10:32 Wyoming minus three over.
10:35 Class F4 always.
10:37 All right, let's go back to the office.
10:39 What do I have next?
10:40 Pick a-- I mean, I have a visor, too.
10:42 Two.
10:43 All right.
10:44 Oh, actually, the--
10:45 DK.
10:46 DK, I want.
10:47 Oh.
10:48 Oh.
10:49 Yeah.
10:50 What was your take when you saw the clip?
10:57 I mean, I just sort of laughed.
10:59 I'm hilarious.
11:00 I don't know.
11:01 I don't know.
11:02 One of those things, like, I don't know how you can be angry.
11:05 But yeah, it's like--
11:06 It's like, what did you kind of expect when the man said the N-word on camera?
11:12 [LAUGHTER]
11:17 Vince?
11:19 We were overdue for a little fan, you know?
11:21 It's a good six-month run.
11:22 So I know I'm supposed to be on Wake Up, Mincy tomorrow.
11:24 Is that off?
11:25 So I don't know if we'll have the dump.
11:27 We're not canceled.
11:28 We just have to have a dump button.
11:29 So I'll wait.
11:30 I don't know if we're going to have it in time for tomorrow or not.
11:32 I'll find out soon.
11:33 OK, sounds good.
11:34 But the show's not canceled.
11:36 So I'm not telling you guys.
11:38 We're doing the show.
11:39 I'm just saying it in general.
11:40 Wake Up, Mincy's not canceled.
11:41 The episode tomorrow might be.
11:42 Yeah, so I'll get you a dump.
11:44 [CHATTER]
11:54 I feel like it's extremely ballsy to do this,
11:56 considering the day I've had.
11:57 But I told Dave I want you to love Green Bay this summer.
12:00 Give him a page.
12:01 Don't give him pages.
12:03 I love them, Green.
12:04 I love them against tape.
12:06 I've heard it.
12:07 The maddest you've ever been.
12:08 I said to him, those people are in Milton, or New York.
12:10 OK, yeah.
12:11 Here, it was as heated as things in Asia have been.
12:15 But it was like when you were screaming at Mincy on the phone,
12:17 it was reminiscent of the sad eyes phone call,
12:19 when you were just like, shut the fuck up.
12:22 Very chill.
12:23 He was in the building, right?
12:24 Yeah, he just grabbed his shit and ran.
12:27 Get back here and face your problems, Mincy.
12:32 When you said-- I couldn't see him.
12:35 I obviously knew it was Mincy.
12:36 But the way you were like, you, come here.
12:38 And then you were like, is this live?
12:39 You were like, stay outside.
12:40 It was literally a dog.
12:41 Come, sit, stay.
12:43 It was unbelievable.
12:45 Is he here tonight?
12:46 I made him wear-- he's wearing a Ducks T-shirt.
12:48 He's still staring at the Ducks cap.
12:50 [LAUGHTER]
12:54 Dude, I was walking around, and I was saying, Dave Mad,
12:56 if it's not at you, it's the best.
12:59 Get your dumb ass in here.
13:03 The one-on-one at dinner is the healthiest way to do it.
13:06 Good.
13:07 OK, when's that going to happen?
13:08 I mean, do you want to do this now?
13:10 Could he squeeze more out if he did it right now?
13:12 I think you should do it now.
13:13 We've already gone this far.
13:14 It's almost unfair to people listening.
13:19 Done.
13:20 That's a great fucking deal.
13:22 We don't talk numbers?
13:24 Well, Tani looks poor.
13:26 Yeah, I've been listening to Pick Up One.
13:28 One year?
13:29 What?
13:30 One year?
13:31 One year.
13:32 [LAUGHTER]
13:34 I didn't know how well it went, how well it was getting recorded.
13:36 I never know.
13:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:41 There's a chance Nate's got the amount of sweat and nerves right now.
13:46 I'm sweating so bad.
13:49 Crazy, dude.
13:50 Go get a shirt to change into and, like, a dry cleaner.
13:54 Sweat boys.
14:01 I'm like, is it noticeable?
14:04 Is there enough?
14:06 Overset those stumps.
14:08 I can't wait to be fucking done with this shit.
14:11 Is there any chance, Tom, you could still win?
14:13 No.
14:14 Come on, last second twist.
14:16 I'm feeling good, feeling nervous, but excited.
14:18 I just hope that everyone plays along, you know what I mean?
14:20 Like, I hope that we-- let's set the whole place on fire is what I really want to do.
14:25 I don't know if we'll get there, but I want to try.
14:27 The winner of Surviving Barbecue--
14:28 [APPLAUSE]
14:31 [INAUDIBLE]
14:37 I don't want to go through it.
14:38 This is kind of matching the model type thing.
14:40 So thank you.
14:41 Also, fuck Ben Benz.
14:43 Oh, Ben Benz.
14:44 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
14:46 No, I don't want to take away from this, but he spoils the--
14:50 Twice.
14:51 Yeah, twice.
14:52 A little bit of fun coming?
14:53 Feeling good about it.
14:55 What'd you think?
14:56 What'd you think?
14:57 Was it good?
14:58 I don't know if it was explosive enough.
14:59 More on his man as I hoped that they would be.
15:01 I think we got a few moments, right?
15:02 OK.
15:03 Feeling confident.
15:04 Yeah, it was great stuff.
15:06 I was waiting for the actually Tommy Wynn's twist.
15:09 Didn't end up coming, but yeah, awesome.
15:12 I mean, seriously, I said it in the speech, but like, to go from writing Survivor Barstool fan fiction
15:18 to being able to make that happen, unbelievable.
15:21 Better than I could have ever imagined.
15:24 Really cool to be a part of.
15:26 And maybe I'll see you guys on season four.
15:29 Good job.
15:30 That's a cold close.
15:32 That's a cold fucking close right there.
15:34 So you and Jerry get down?
15:36 Yeah.
15:37 Yeah.
15:38 Listen, I got to make 100K the hard way.
15:40 Maybe I'll go back on the block.
15:42 Back to the old ways.
15:45 All right, I just got back from walking across the fucking bridge.
15:48 I'm glad I have body armor to refresh me.
15:54 You know, when I'm going on these walks, it's nice to have a refreshment.
15:59 You start to feel tired, you start to feel that little drag, your body starts to ache a little bit.
16:03 It's nice to get a little bit of water in there to stay hydrated, especially when you're on a nice little walk.
16:09 On a nice hot day, cold day, whatever day it is.
16:14 And body armor is available at stores nationwide, or you can head over to the Body Armor store on Amazon and get yours today.
16:22 [music]
16:31 We're here, Army Navy, best day of the year.
16:35 Getting ready for the show, getting ready for Army to beat Navy yet again.
16:42 Go Army, beat Navy all day.
16:44 All day.
16:45 Sink second.
16:46 Score prediction?
16:48 Well, under is usually hitting, so I'm going to go under, we're going to say 14-10, Army.
16:55 What a boy. I'm a fake DJ, though, no shade to Dante, man.
16:58 I'm just faking it.
16:59 I'm excited to see the atmosphere, Army Navy, we love the troops, we love the midshipmen, obviously.
17:04 You got to ride with Army, man, you got to ride with cons, you got to ride with the boys.
17:06 Beat Navy, baby.
17:07 Beat Navy. Let's do it.
17:09 You can only pick one branch, just the red branch.
17:12 That's what Jarvis said, it's not a branch.
17:16 It's not a department, it's a branch.
17:18 Pick a department.
17:20 No, Navy.
17:22 Because then you get the Marine Corps in, you get the--
17:25 Air Force, you get a free Porsche.
17:27 But you don't have any ground troops.
17:29 Yeah, but--
17:30 Are you talking about just in terms of like, what's the most comfortable?
17:33 No, no, full combat capability.
17:35 Air Force is not--
17:36 The Navy, Department of the Navy.
17:39 Because we have the ability to have all the aircraft carriers control the sea, you have submarines, you have planes,
17:44 you have the Marine Corps as the ground element.
17:47 They started slow this year, but they've gotten better.
17:50 Yeah, but more recently they haven't played as well as Army has.
17:54 Army's won our last four--
17:55 You like that quick revolutionary war.
17:57 Or no, three.
17:58 How many was it?
17:59 I mean, like, what year was it?
18:01 Two, one was Holy Cross.
18:02 Two?
18:03 One was Holy-- but also--
18:05 You can't slip that by me, I watch every game.
18:07 I know, the first one was Air Force, though, and Air Force was 18th in the country.
18:11 Did you just barely beat Holy Cross?
18:14 No, we beat it by a touchdown.
18:16 I thought it was like-- no, it wasn't that close.
18:18 Touchdown's close.
18:19 Yeah, touchdown is close.
18:21 So I was talking to Colin, he goes, like, "How far is the-- where the Panthers play from Miami?"
18:27 I'm like, "45 minutes out."
18:28 He's like, "Oh, all right."
18:29 I'm like, "Why?"
18:30 He's like, "Oh, we're doing, like, a meet-up with ice people there."
18:35 I'm like, "What? You're doing ice?"
18:39 Oh, my God.
18:40 He has, like, 60 people at ice.
18:42 That's incredible.
18:43 They're all wearing white t-shirts.
18:45 Yeah, I was just saying, they all ripped their shirts at the same time.
18:47 They're all wearing white t-shirts.
18:48 In the four seasons, we don't think we're going to do it here.
18:52 Listen to me.
18:53 I told you I'm not done yet.
18:54 I told you I'm not--
18:56 Listen to me.
18:57 You want a streak?
18:59 You want a streak?
19:00 It's coming.
19:02 Oh, my God.
19:03 You see, I'm hoping, like, 50 or 100 people show up.
19:06 That's incredible.
19:08 We got to get someone with a camera there.
19:10 Yeah, ice.
19:11 We have to.
19:12 Where'd you get that hat?
19:13 Someone gave it to me.
19:15 I'm rooting for Navy today.
19:17 That's okay.
19:18 I'm actually happy that you're rooting for Navy.
19:20 I don't like you.
19:21 I'm taking Navy plus three.
19:22 I don't like you on us at all.
19:23 Well, I also realize, like, there's a point in a rivalry, like, I was--
19:27 Like, when Army hadn't won for, like, 10 years, I was rooting hard for you.
19:31 Yeah, 14.
19:32 Now, like, a true sign of friendship is, like, you know you're friends with someone
19:37 and you, like, are rooting for them to have just a miserable day/year.
19:42 Yeah.
19:43 So I'm rooting for you to have a miserable day/year.
19:45 You already did that to me in 2019.
19:46 We were sitting there together at the game, and you just kept needling me, needling me.
19:50 You were like, "I don't know. It doesn't look good.
19:52 We're running out of time."
19:53 I was like, "Go fuck yourself, Dan.
19:55 Go fuck yourself."
19:57 Who do I yell at if I want to yell?
19:59 Like, if I'm, like, I'm mad at somebody on the college football, like, who's the talk?
20:06 Who do I be, like, yelling at?
20:08 For anything specific or just in general?
20:10 Just in general.
20:11 Me and Pete.
20:13 So, like, why is our stage here as opposed to up there?
20:16 Up where the foundation--that's where the foundation's up.
20:19 They're, like, an area up there.
20:21 But, uh, for us, it was my understanding--
20:23 No, she said--she literally is like, "They could go anywhere."
20:26 We said you guys could go anywhere.
20:28 But I guess, you know, three decades--
20:30 So, right.
20:31 So then who, like--
20:33 I guess Pete.
20:34 So it was really a great moment.
20:36 Go Navy, Pete Harvey!
20:38 [cheers]
20:47 Yeah.
20:48 I'll chug off with you.
20:49 Ooh.
20:50 [laughs]
20:53 Is he wearing a full Ricky Bobby suit?
20:55 No, I know--
20:56 Were you the guy from the video?
20:58 Yeah.
20:59 I'll not chug it off with you.
21:01 [laughter]
21:02 He's a ringer.
21:03 He's a ringer.
21:04 I saw the video.
21:05 Yeah, I guess.
21:06 I'll chug off with him.
21:07 Come on.
21:08 I got this guy who's chugging me a chug off who's in my head.
21:11 He's a ringer.
21:12 He went viral the other day because he was standing before Patriots came doing, like,
21:17 20 bucks.
21:18 You had to put in 20 bucks and you got 100 if you beat him.
21:21 If you wear a Ricky Bobby--
21:23 Yeah, no, he's a ringer.
21:24 I know.
21:25 We'll do it after.
21:26 We'll do it after the show.
21:27 I'll do it for charity.
21:28 I'll do it for charity.
21:29 But, yeah, this guy wants to chug off.
21:30 He's basically the Michael Jordan of chugging off.
21:32 But I'll do it.
21:33 I'm not scared.
21:34 So we'll do it after.
21:35 I'm undefeated.
21:36 How many wins?
21:37 Big Cat recognized me and he goes, "Oh, fuck, it's you."
21:38 And then I started going, "But it's for charity."
21:39 I wrote "charity" because I knew he was going to do it.
21:40 Otherwise, it was a bad guy.
21:41 But Big Cat is very quick.
21:42 I need to see a set up.
21:43 I know I'm not winning, but I'm not going to back down from a fight.
21:44 All right, let's do it.
21:45 All right, let's do it.
21:46 All right, let's do it.
21:47 All right, let's do it.
21:48 All right, let's do it.
21:49 All right, let's do it.
21:50 All right, let's do it.
21:51 All right, let's do it.
21:53 Goddamn!
21:54 He's a ringer.
21:55 I knew I was going to lose, but I'm never afraid of a fight.
21:56 Oh my God.
21:57 A thousand bucks for charity.
21:58 This guy beats me.
21:59 I'm not going to back down.
22:00 I'm not going to back down.
22:01 I'm not going to back down.
22:02 I'm not going to back down.
22:03 I'm not going to back down.
22:04 I'm not going to back down.
22:05 I'm not going to back down.
22:06 I'm not going to back down.
22:07 I'm not going to back down.
22:08 I'm not going to back down.
22:09 I'm not going to back down.
22:10 I'm not going to back down.
22:11 I'm not going to back down.
22:12 I'm not going to back down.
22:13 I'm not going to back down.
22:14 I'm not going to back down.
22:15 I'm not going to back down.
22:16 I'm not going to back down.
22:17 I'm not going to back down.
22:18 I'm not going to back down.
22:19 I'm not going to back down.
22:20 I'm not going to back down.
22:21 I'm not going to back down.
22:22 I'm not going to back down.
22:23 I'm not going to back down.
22:24 I'm not going to back down.
22:25 I'm not going to back down.
22:26 I'm not going to back down.
22:27 I'm not going to back down.
22:28 I'm not going to back down.
22:29 I'm not going to back down.
22:30 I'm not going to back down.
22:31 I'm not going to back down.
22:32 I'm not going to back down.
22:33 I'm not going to back down.
22:34 I'm not going to back down.
22:35 I'm not going to back down.
22:36 I'm not going to back down.
22:38 I don't even know where we are, man.
22:39 I don't like when Clemmer takes me to random ass places.
22:42 We're going to the Raleigh Museum, which is between Broadway and Canal.
22:46 He just put on his New York City fax voice.
22:49 Did you hear that?
22:50 Behind me!
22:51 Behind me!
22:52 Behind me!
22:53 Behind me is Macy's!
22:54 You should be thrilled that I asked you to come to this.
22:55 What an honor.
22:56 To go to my first museum?
22:57 This is your first museum?
22:59 Oh, Marty.
23:00 Oh, on my off time, let's learn stuff.
23:03 Yes!
23:04 Yes, Marty, yes!
23:05 On your off time, let's learn stuff.
23:06 That's a great way to look at the world.
23:07 I agree.
23:08 I like to have fun.
23:09 You can do both.
23:10 Learning has never been fun.
23:11 That's nuts.
23:12 No, it's because you don't know how to learn things.
23:13 You're too stupid.
23:14 But for the rest of us, it's fun.
23:15 Yeah, you ruined my street cred.
23:16 You have street cred?
23:17 Yes.
23:18 How did I ruin it?
23:19 That blue jacket's not helping.
23:20 This is a nice jacket.
23:21 That looks sharp.
23:22 My jacket's real.
23:23 I don't truly believe this.
23:24 Triceratops?
23:25 You don't believe it?
23:26 It's a real?
23:27 No.
23:28 Oh, nice.
23:29 Why?
23:30 Like, everyone said they're extinct, but then we have this.
23:31 We're getting in mean girl territory right now.
23:38 Yeah.
23:39 Do you believe in dinosaurs?
23:40 Like, do you think dinosaurs were real and existed, or do you think they were methodical
23:44 creatures?
23:45 I don't know.
23:46 Part of me likes to think that there was, but part of me likes to also not think that
23:50 there was because it freaks me out.
23:52 Tyrannosaurus rexes were the ones that flew, right?
23:54 No, no, no.
23:55 I know dinosaurs are real.
23:57 I'm just saying, like, how did this guy find this one?
24:02 That's $2 million?
24:03 Yeah.
24:04 I mean, I would absolutely fucking crush that guy in baseball.
24:08 You just know I would.
24:09 But, $2 million.
24:10 I would smash him.
24:11 You don't think so?
24:12 You would what?
24:13 I mean, I would absolutely dominate him in baseball.
24:16 Look at that stiff.
24:19 Can I ask you a question?
24:22 So, is this your museum?
24:24 This is Raleigh's museum.
24:25 So, you can buy shares in these really rare items, like the Honus Wagner card.
24:29 Yep.
24:30 I mean, literally right now, people are buying and selling shares.
24:33 Of memorabilia.
24:34 So, obviously, right?
24:35 Well, this one's 6 in the 90s.
24:36 There's, what was it, just Jordan and Pippin were the only two that were on this?
24:42 Yeah, right?
24:43 Yeah.
24:44 Right.
24:45 So, obviously these are not either of them.
24:48 But, there was also very few staff.
24:50 So, John Capps, who was in The Last Dance, he's a security guard.
24:53 These are his.
24:54 So, they are, and Jordan and him were friends.
24:56 And, Jordan made sure that he actually got player ones.
24:59 Oh, okay.
25:00 So, these are, I mean, I don't know if there are any other complete sets other than the
25:05 ones owned by Jordan and Pippin and Phil Jackson.
25:08 So, if you guys want to just try them on and play around.
25:11 Yeah, I'd love to.
25:12 I'm afraid to touch them.
25:14 It's classic.
25:15 Have you seen the picture of Jordan with all six?
25:17 Yeah, that's the one that we all like to retake that picture.
25:20 Oh my God, yeah.
25:21 That's incredible.
25:22 Relax.
25:23 I know it, though.
25:24 I'll hand it to you and then you can put it on your finger.
25:26 Okay.
25:27 He's got the shits.
25:28 This is incredible.
25:29 Look at his fingers.
25:30 Look at his freaking fingers.
25:32 Hey.
25:33 Eat some food.
25:34 I do.
25:35 You know I do.
25:36 I shouldn't have given it to him first.
25:37 Have some confidence in yourself.
25:39 I get nervous.
25:40 I'm not putting it on you.
25:42 You take it and then you put it on your finger.
25:44 Sorry.
25:45 Oh, he can't put it on.
25:50 What does he do?
25:51 He goes like this.
25:52 He does this, right?
25:53 You don't look like you have a disease.
25:57 I can't help that.
25:58 I always look like I have a disease.
25:59 Look at this.
26:02 Yeah.
26:03 Yeah.
26:04 Give me that.
26:05 I'm going to sneak it in a sec.
26:06 Jordan's right there.
26:07 Jordan wants.
26:08 Oh, Jordan's just stuck.
26:09 There's only a handful.
26:11 Oh, okay.
26:12 That's awesome.
26:13 I'm going to pick up the phone.
26:14 I'm going to pick up the phone.
26:16 I'm going to do this.
26:17 Let's do this.
26:18 What?
26:19 Yes, Marty does suck.
26:20 I agree.
26:22 No, he's just telling us about this.
26:23 So, this is literally the first Jordan Bulls jersey ever.
26:28 Oh, my God.
26:29 There's never been one before this.
26:30 He held this up in the press conference.
26:32 That's sick.
26:33 So, he's signing literally the contract and saying I'm a Bull now.
26:36 And this is what he's holding up.
26:38 You never told me you were going to help.
26:39 Beatles' first single, "Love Me Do," signed by all four of them.
26:42 Yeah.
26:45 Wow.
26:46 That is, that is remarkable.
26:47 I'm just sending everyone my ring picture.
26:51 Just sending everyone I have to everyone I know being like, "Look at this sick picture."
26:56 You read it?
26:58 I love, I don't know.
27:00 It says, "I love steroids," signed by Jose Consaca.
27:05 He loves to throw fights, too.
27:09 Yep, sure does.
27:10 He fought in our...
27:11 Oh, you guys have like a boxing thing.
27:13 Yeah.
27:15 He hit it in yours?
27:16 He fought against one of our employees, and he threw about four punches and then went down and held his shoulder.
27:22 Oh, no, I hear...
27:24 Yeah.
27:25 But Jose actually weathered that.
27:27 Oh, see?
27:28 Football!
27:29 Yeah!
27:30 One, two, three.
27:34 Yeah!
27:36 Christ.
27:37 I guess I didn't connect the dots.
27:38 Yeah.
27:39 It's called pawn, Mark.
27:40 Yeah, I know.
27:41 People say that's my brain.
27:45 This is what they used to play back then.
27:46 This is the most boring game.
27:48 No!
27:49 Oh!
27:50 This is why you can't post an Instagram picture.
27:54 Yeah, I know.
27:55 Because this is the simplest game.
27:57 I'm not mad.
27:58 I'm super mad.
27:59 You're really good at this.
28:00 You're a bad man.
28:01 You have the shakes and stuff?
28:02 No, this is how my guys...
28:03 You're a freaking good thing.
28:04 I know, I don't know why.
28:05 Don't look at that, motherfucker!
28:06 Yeah, it's easy as shit.
28:08 Shut up.
28:09 Oh, I went the wrong way!
28:10 You think I'd be bad at this?
28:12 You're wonderful.
28:13 Let's do this.
28:14 Wait a second.
28:25 Oh, yeah?
28:27 Wait a second, backyard baseball!
28:29 That's sick!
28:31 Look at this!
28:32 What'd you get?
28:33 Super Mario Brothers 2!
28:34 That's awesome!
28:35 And he is!
28:36 That rocks.
28:37 I did play my backyard baseball in high school.
28:40 That's pretty good.
28:42 That's sick!
28:43 That's a very nice gift.
28:44 Read the card first before you...
28:46 I didn't know there was a card in here.
28:48 He told me on the card, so then I opened it.
28:51 It's a freaking card with all the gifts.
28:53 The best baseball player that ever existed was Paul McSantos.
28:56 Like, when you get a little out of hand,
28:59 and you start to roll,
29:01 I'm not the guy who should then be pounding a guy like that
29:05 and taking a joke too far.
29:07 And that's what I did to Jack.
29:09 And I know he doesn't really want to hear it or have time with it, but...
29:14 Here's a little context.
29:15 I was walking around after I came downstairs,
29:17 like 45 minutes before we recorded,
29:19 and Rico was just chasing Jack, being like,
29:21 "Give me 30 seconds, give me 30 seconds!"
29:23 I'm not talking to you, I'm not talking to you.
29:25 What's up, you piece of shit?
29:27 You got two minutes?
29:28 No, no.
29:29 We're gonna hash out on him.
29:30 No, let's talk about it on the bed.
29:32 Let's talk about it on the bed.
29:33 No, boss, I'll turn around.
29:34 You want to give him two minutes before?
29:36 No, I don't need two minutes.
29:38 Let's get on with the recording, bro.
29:40 No, you're dead meat, bro.
29:43 You're a piece of shit.
29:45 Go to your studio, bro.
29:48 I didn't give you two minutes.
29:54 I don't have anything for you.
29:56 I got something for you, that's the point.
29:57 No, you're just gonna call me a cold cat, aren't you?
29:59 Yeah, that's the point.
30:00 My vibes are high.
30:02 I like it when everyone's in the office.
30:04 I miss Rico.
30:05 Vibes are high.
30:07 Vibes are high.
30:08 I mean, how could they not be?
30:10 It got a little out of control.
30:11 I'm lost.
30:12 I'm very lost.
30:13 I thought you were gonna say something about change.
30:15 You were talking about this song?
30:16 You sang on that?
30:17 What are we talking about?
30:18 Yeah, that, just piling on and piling on.
30:21 What are you doing to me?
30:22 I'm on it.
30:23 [Music]