Saleem Albela Nay Irza Khan Aur Arzuu Fatima Mein Karwadiya Jhagra

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00:00 Yes, Irza. - Thank you. I look very pretty.

00:02 Here. One second. One second.

00:04 What did you say? - I meant glasses.

00:07 Irza, I don't have this disease. May God cure you.

00:12 I know you all are thinking the same.

00:15 So I wanted to thank you all.

00:17 Haroon, Irza is looking good in the sari. - Thank you.

00:20 Why are you talking to me when you don't have a camera?

00:22 Haroon, why don't I have a camera?

00:23 Hey, I agree.

00:26 You should have brought a camera.

00:28 You have a new boot.

00:30 I would have brought it.

00:31 You have not sung such a good song.

00:33 We are talking about the things.

00:37 But the three people who are looking the most beautiful

00:40 in the show today are me, Arzu and Danish.

00:42 Producer, wherever they are looking,

00:44 put this line there.

00:45 I think all three are looking good.

00:49 I, Malaika and Agha Salim Charlie.

00:51 Malaika is looking beautiful

00:55 because of the last two glasses.

00:58 Before our audience loses their mind

01:02 let's go to them. - Yes.

01:05 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.

01:07 Sir, my name is Syed Umair Zamir.

01:08 And I want to recite a poem of mine.

01:11 Recite your poem. - Yes.

01:12 That mad one has ego in love.

01:15 That mad one has ego in love.

01:17 Like a plague has a plague.

01:20 Now it has to decide, Umair.

01:23 Does it have me or ego?

01:25 Wow! - Wow!

01:29 You have recited such a good poem.

01:31 It will have ego.

01:33 Does it have me or ego?

01:35 Who has such a moustache on such a small face?

01:38 Your poem is good.

01:43 But Mr. Salim, do you have ego? - Very good.

01:45 No, I have it everywhere.

01:48 He doesn't know where ego is.

01:51 Salim is helpless.

01:52 He has kids at home. Why would he have ego?

01:54 Your house is huge.

01:56 I think every wedding is for you.

01:58 Salim, your house is so small

02:01 that only three people live in it.

02:03 They also sleep outside.

02:04 Your house is so big

02:07 that you can't sleep.

02:09 Salim's house is so small

02:12 that mosquitoes come and eat everything.

02:14 Helicopter.

02:15 It's such a big house.

02:19 At the doorstep, you tell dad

02:21 to sleep on the floor.

02:23 No.

02:24 And his house is so small

02:27 that he tells everyone

02:28 to sleep on the floor.

02:29 The door opens from outside.

02:30 Mr. Arun, domestic flights are available in his house.

02:35 Vicky's house is so big

02:38 that when his kids enter the house

02:40 they call out to him.

02:41 So, after a year, Vicky calls out to him.

02:43 Your house is so small

02:46 that even a samosa is in the water.

02:50 Vicky's house is so big

02:52 that when the rickshaw arrives

02:54 he calls out to everyone in the bedroom.

02:56 Salim's house is so small

02:58 that his father calls him and says

03:00 that he sleeps outside.

03:02 Vicky's house is so big

03:05 that there's a stove in the kitchen

03:06 and ice in the bedroom.

03:08 Arsu's house is so small

03:12 that he doesn't wear long shoes.

03:14 He wears a shoe for a day

03:17 and everyone stays inside for the whole day.

03:20 Ardu's house is so small

03:22 that he has a curtain in the house

03:23 and he brings mud and rats.

03:24 Vicky's house is so big

03:27 that when his guests enter the house

03:29 they ask him where Vicky's room is.

03:30 He says, 'It's straight from here.'

03:31 'It's from Mangalwadi.'

03:32 Yes, next.

03:37 Greetings, everyone.

03:38 Greetings.

03:39 My name is Haider Badshah.

03:40 I would like to sing a song for you.

03:42 Please do.

03:43 "My love, my love, I miss you."

03:47 "I have found what I had in mind."

03:52 "I have seen a face like the sun's rays."

03:59 "But not like you."

04:01 "Every moment of my love has been lost in you."

04:10 "I am neither a lover nor a crazy person."

04:15 "Tell me, O sage."

04:21 "Our love is eternal."

04:25 "I can even give my life for you."

04:30 "I am not asking for life."

04:35 "I can even give my life for you."

04:40 "Our love is eternal."

04:44 Thank you.

04:45 That was amazing.

04:46 That was amazing. - Very good.

04:48 Yes.

04:50 Greetings, sir.

04:51 Greetings.

04:51 My name is Shafaq.

04:52 I would like to ask a question.

04:54 Yes, please.

04:55 We have seen that during the show

04:56 Ms. Arzu and Ms. Irza speak in favour of each other.

05:00 Yes.

05:00 So what do you think?

05:01 If they ever fight, what could it be?

05:04 Dear, we are waiting for that day.

05:05 Pray that day comes soon.

05:07 Yes.

05:07 When she gets slapped, she gets slapped.

05:10 I will tell you.

05:14 What could they fight over?

05:16 What could they fight over?

05:17 The one I love..

05:19 Yes.

05:19 I need his attention.

05:21 So tell him.

05:22 I will tell him.

05:23 I love Arzu a lot.

05:25 Okay.

05:26 The day he ignored me, I got slapped.

05:28 She fought because the day she looked in the mirror..

05:31 Yes.

05:31 ..he came back and said, "By the way, you are right."

05:34 "I don't look as good as you praised me."

05:36 No, that is a fact.

05:39 I didn't pay attention to Irza for a while yesterday.

05:43 Oh, God.

05:43 And he changed my life.

05:45 He kept taunting me till morning.

05:47 You told me that you are staying here.

05:49 If you had told me, I would have come.

05:50 Get down, you ugly woman.

05:52 Oh, God.

05:54 You can't even see me.

05:56 You can't even see me.

05:57 You can't even see me.

05:59 Yes.

05:59 Do you know what she was saying about you yesterday?

06:02 When you were eating a burger.

06:03 What?

06:04 Oh, God. The camera is off.

06:05 I didn't eat a burger yesterday.

06:08 I am the one who is eating.

06:10 Next.

06:12 Greetings, sir.

06:12 Greetings.

06:13 Sir, my name is Bilal Hussain.

06:14 And I have a question for you.

06:16 Okay.

06:16 If there was a car in Hoshiariya set.

06:19 Yes.

06:19 And you were the engine of that car.

06:21 And all your talent would have been for that car.

06:24 Son, I am not doing your work.

06:25 I am the silencer.

06:26 Yes.

06:27 First of all, I think the interior of the car..

06:30 ..should be Irza.

06:33 Oh, God.

06:34 Oh, God.

06:35 The interior should be good.

06:36 Yes.

06:37 So, the silencer..

06:39 ..that..

06:41 You have two.

06:43 Two.

06:43 Yes.

06:44 It would have been double exhaust.

06:46 Two.

06:46 And I think the seat would have been the deceased.

06:49 Correct.

06:49 Wow.

06:50 Who is the oil tank?

06:51 Oh, it would have been me.

06:53 You should be in the ground.

06:55 No. No. No.

06:56 Oh, God. Oh, God.

06:58 Okay.

06:59 Oh, God.

07:00 Oh, God.

07:00 No.

07:02 You should have been the handbrake.

07:05 Because we don't have much time.

07:10 And it's time for music.

07:12 Yes.

07:12 So, we have Amanat Ali with us today.

07:15 Wow.

07:15 It was fun.

07:17 Come on, get up. We don't want to listen to the song.

07:18 Sir, I will tell you.

07:19 If we had a car..

07:20 Do you know what Amanat is?

07:21 Yes.

07:22 It's air filter.

07:22 Because you change it after a while.

07:24 If we had a car, do you know what Amanat is?

07:28 Yes, sir.

07:28 He would be standing somewhere far.

07:29 Amanat, sing a song for us.

07:33 Today is my brother's song.

07:34 Whose travel is it?

07:35 Nobody sings for his brother.

07:36 Rahat Fateh Ali.

07:38 Hello.

07:39 Rahat Fateh Ali is not his brother.

07:41 I think it's Zahid Fateh Ali.

07:43 You can't sing Zahid Fateh Ali.

07:46 You are an idiot.

07:47 (laughing)

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