Joe, presque 80 ans, discute des mensualités exorbitantes de son emprunt avec son banquier quand déboulent des braqueurs. Impressionné par le montant récolté par les malfrats, Joe se demande s'il ne devrait pas faire la même chose en s'associant avec ses amis willie et Albert. Quand on leur annonce que leurs retraites se sont volatilisées, ils décident de se lancer et de récupérer l'argent que la banque leur a volé. Si le butin est plus important, ils donneront le reste à des oeuvres de charité. Mais on ne s'improvise pas braqueurs à leur âge avancé. Ils font appel à un professionnel qui leur donne des conseils avisés...
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00:00 [Générique]
00:02 [Générique]
00:04 [Générique]
00:06 [Générique]
00:08 - "River Town". - "She's a walking venereal disease".
00:11 "Chase".
00:12 "I'm seeing an overdrawn balance in your daily checking".
00:18 "Yeah, my mortgage payment tripled".
00:20 "I've disclosed the possibility of a rate hike during your refi".
00:24 "Do you remember that?"
00:25 "Everyone on the ground now".
00:28 "The three men walked off with $1.6 million".
00:31 "They choreographed it like a dance".
00:34 "A conga line, right in the prison".
00:35 "They didn't get caught".
00:37 "They got no money".
00:38 "Zemtex Steel has frozen all pension payments".
00:41 "No, come on".
00:42 "I'm thinking of robbing a bank".
00:44 "I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari".
00:46 "I just got tapped about a Nix".
00:48 "Good week for everybody, huh?"
00:49 "I don't owe you a thing".
00:50 "Williamsburg Savings will manage the liquidation of the fund".
00:54 "These banks practically destroyed this country".
00:57 "And nothing ever happened to them".
00:58 "I want to rob that bank".
01:00 "Let's go get our money back".
01:03 "Yeah".
01:05 "You did exactly what's on the pension, right?"
01:07 "That's all I wanted".
01:08 "What if we get more?"
01:09 "We give it to charity".
01:10 "It's time for a practice run".
01:15 "We'll be right back".
01:16 "I don't want to stay in the car, it's hot in here".
01:18 "Hello, Al".
01:20 "I gotta get some chicken thighs".
01:21 "Breasts are better than thighs, don't you think?"
01:24 "Never has anybody walked off with a whole pork loin".
01:28 "Jump in the basket".
01:29 "Who the hell do you think I am? ET?"
01:30 "I don't know what's going on in the world anymore".
01:33 "Heard what you did to Cindy".
01:35 "She's looking like a Colombian drug mule".
01:37 "We're gonna need professional help".
01:43 "You think?"
01:44 "You five-o?"
01:47 "We're practically eight-o".
01:50 "From now on, you communicate by texting".
01:53 "How do you work with the buttons?"
01:54 "To touch screen".
01:55 "I'm groping it all over, nothing happens".
01:57 "Reminds me of the time we went to Reno".
01:59 "We ate like kings".
02:00 "We were kings".
02:01 "We still are".
02:02 "Ladies and gentlemen".
02:04 *Tirs*
02:05 *Musique*
02:07 *Cris de peur*
02:08 "What are you chasing me for?"
02:09 "Don't make me taste you".
02:11 "This is not an admission of guilt".
02:13 "I'm just tired".