Bride Wars (2009)
Bride Wars is a 2009 American romantic comedy film directed by Gary Winick and written by Greg DePaul, June Diane Raphael, and Casey Wilson.[2] The film stars Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway in lead roles, with Kristen Johnston, Steve Howey, Bryan Greenberg and Candice Bergen in supporting roles. In the film, two childhood best friends, who have made many plans together for their respective weddings, turn into sworn enemies in a race to get married before the other.
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00:02:00 >> It all began at the Plaza Hotel 20 years ago in the month of June.
00:02:04 Two mothers brought their daughters, Liv and Emma, here to the Palm Court for tea.
00:02:10 On that afternoon, there was a wedding.
00:02:14 There was something blue, something borrowed, and something completely magical.
00:02:21 And two little girls from New Jersey held in their hands a new dream,
00:02:26 that one day they would find that one person who would stand by them no matter what.
00:02:34 And when they did, they too would have June weddings at the Plaza.
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00:02:44 >> Thank you. And yes, your honor, I will take this lofty man to be my husband.
00:02:50 I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.
00:02:54 Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house.
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00:03:02 >> Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
00:03:05 >> Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 16, at least.
00:03:10 >> Next time, can I play the bride?
00:03:12 >> Emma, you know I always play the bride.
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00:03:19 >> Not too shabby. Caviar cocktail hour.
00:03:22 >> Cigar roller.
00:03:23 >> White glove service.
00:03:24 >> Beladon Sibidian work.
00:03:25 >> You're great, DJ.
00:03:27 >> So we both admit it's beautiful.
00:03:29 >> Yeah.
00:03:30 >> But do you think it's the work of Marion St. Clair?
00:03:33 >> Marion's a visionary.
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00:03:39 >> If it had been my wedding --
00:03:41 >> Just say it.
00:03:42 >> It ain't jam.
00:03:43 >> And it ain't the Plaza.
00:03:44 >> It's the elephant in the room.
00:03:46 >> Yeah.
00:03:48 >> And here you are.
00:03:50 >> Oh, look, a duck made out of ice. Isn't this great?
00:03:54 No one else is great.
00:03:55 >> Going home early and watching your back-depth T-boat.
00:03:59 >> Am I that predictable?
00:04:01 >> How about one more dance, and I'll give you my piece of the cake if you let me leave.
00:04:06 >> Very funny.
00:04:08 >> Come on. Come on.
00:04:10 >> You know I always leave.
00:04:11 >> Hey.
00:04:12 >> Oh.
00:04:14 >> Hi, girls.
00:04:16 >> Are you ready to catch this bouquet?
00:04:18 >> Gotta go.
00:04:19 >> I'm so happy all of you --
00:04:20 >> On the other hand, always fun.
00:04:22 >> I know. They take it so seriously.
00:04:23 >> My work, friends, sort of.
00:04:27 >> My college buds.
00:04:30 >> Number five, Emma Allen, is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma Kegs for a cost semi-formal like a bazillion years ago?
00:04:38 >> Yeah.
00:04:39 >> Yeah, what's your point?
00:04:40 >> Because it's a classic. If a dress works, you work it hard.
00:04:43 >> Oh. See, that is sweet and loyal.
00:04:47 Girlfriends sticking up for each other. I like that a lot. Keep that.
00:04:51 Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?
00:04:54 Just think about it. Feel it. Catch it.
00:04:59 One, two, three.
00:05:05 >> I would have seen the signs if I had been there. It's all right there.
00:05:10 Look at Emma's eyes, like a hunter's and Liv's hand, how would you like that clasped around your throat?
00:05:18 Not that either of them can imagine hurting each other at this point.
00:05:23 Why should they? They've been inseparable for 20 years.
00:05:27 >> Okay, slow down.
00:05:30 >> Why can't we run with iPods?
00:05:31 >> We can't run with iPods because iPods are for people who can't run with their own thoughts.
00:05:35 I'm literally running circles around you. You know that?
00:05:37 >> Do you know how many things I can think about at once?
00:05:40 >> You're enjoying my conversation. I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv.
00:05:44 >> I've got to go.
00:05:45 >> All right.
00:05:46 >> Love you.
00:05:47 >> Oh, call me. Tell me when the meeting's up.
00:05:48 >> Watch this power walk.
00:05:50 >> Woo-hoo!
00:05:53 >> Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
00:05:54 >> Read and highlighted in the cab.
00:05:55 >> Great.
00:05:56 >> First, it's like the whole city is made out of lint.
00:05:59 >> It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiff's case.
00:06:03 And I think judicially we'll find favor, particularly if we pull just as Givens.
00:06:08 >> Thank you, Liv. Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
00:06:12 >> Maybe your approach is too aggressive.
00:06:15 I mean, if we pound them, as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood to settle.
00:06:19 >> Mr. Simmons, you don't know me, but I know you.
00:06:24 All you need to know is how badly you want to win, because we won't be settling.
00:06:31 >> You're right. She's perfect.
00:06:32 [school bell rings]
00:06:34 >> Oh, Ms. Allen.
00:06:36 >> Hey, Robert. What's up?
00:06:38 >> I think Ms. Delgado is looking for you.
00:06:41 >> Is she?
00:06:42 >> Was she nearby?
00:06:44 >> She's in her room.
00:06:50 >> Emma, there you are.
00:06:51 >> Oh, god, Deb. Hi.
00:06:53 >> I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
00:06:55 God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
00:06:58 >> No, I'm so glad you came.
00:06:59 >> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, you've got to help me out here.
00:07:01 You know the debate team?
00:07:03 >> Yeah.
00:07:04 >> I cannot go to the state finals.
00:07:06 I mean, children talking about their little problems.
00:07:10 You've got to do it for me.
00:07:12 >> Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing your late bus patrol and pep squad and your after-school detention.
00:07:20 You're the debate team advisor, and I don't think that I should--
00:07:23 >> I know. I do so much.
00:07:25 I wish I could just do the bare minimum.
00:07:28 I so admire you for that.
00:07:30 >> Thank you.
00:07:32 >> Anyway, all right, look, here's how we'll work it out.
00:07:35 I'll do the debate team.
00:07:37 If you take my Tuesday study halls for the rest of the year, okay?
00:07:41 It's only fair, right?
00:07:42 >> Yeah, that's--no.
00:07:43 >> All right, you owe me, girl.
00:07:46 Get out of the hallway, kids.
00:07:48 >> Here's how she does this.
00:07:49 You're the best teacher at that school.
00:07:51 They're trying to overwork you so you crack under pressure.
00:07:54 >> Middle school's a jungle.
00:07:56 >> I don't know.
00:07:57 I think she's kind of sad.
00:07:58 I mean, she's been divorced, like, three times.
00:08:02 >> She's way ahead of us.
00:08:03 I mean, where are divorces?
00:08:05 I'm going to get married first.
00:08:07 God, I hate--Daniel!
00:08:09 [phone ringing]
00:08:12 >> No, Kevin, I'm dealing with a crisis.
00:08:15 >> What's your crisis?
00:08:17 >> I'm in a code for "I don't want to talk to you."
00:08:19 >> Oh, I see.
00:08:20 Well, then thank you for putting me through.
00:08:22 >> See?
00:08:23 I told you those jeans look great on you.
00:08:24 >> They aren't too tight?
00:08:25 >> No, no, no, not at all.
00:08:26 But this--I mean, Emma, yellow, not your color, okay?
00:08:30 Seriously.
00:08:31 Oh, but you know what?
00:08:32 Try this.
00:08:33 Because, you know what?
00:08:34 Keep it.
00:08:35 It never hung right on me anyway.
00:08:39 >> Of course it doesn't hang right on you.
00:08:41 It's my size, and it's new.
00:08:46 >> I know, but it's like the Dolce Blas that I told you about last week.
00:08:48 Liv, I can't.
00:08:49 >> Hey, hey, it was on sale.
00:08:51 I practically made money on it.
00:08:53 >> Liv, it's too much.
00:08:54 >> Emma, Emma, Emma, just say thank you.
00:08:57 >> Thank you.
00:08:58 It's beautiful.
00:08:59 I love it.
00:09:00 >> Good.
00:09:01 Now this.
00:09:02 Emma's stuff.
00:09:03 Emma's stuff.
00:09:04 Let's get rid of it.
00:09:05 At one point.
00:09:06 You can get it like 100 years ago.
00:09:07 Okay.
00:09:08 Daniel sweater?
00:09:09 Cardigan?
00:09:10 >> Yeah, yeah, love it.
00:09:13 >> Oh.
00:09:17 Tiffany box.
00:09:19 >> I'm getting engaged.
00:09:21 >> We're getting engaged!
00:09:24 Oh, my God!
00:09:25 >> Oh, my God, no, stop it.
00:09:27 No, Liv, wait.
00:09:29 Stop it.
00:09:30 No, no.
00:09:31 Liv, Liv, Liv.
00:09:33 You can't.
00:09:34 [screaming]
00:09:38 I'm sorry.
00:09:40 But he should see your face when you first see the ring.
00:09:43 >> Good call.
00:09:45 You always think of others, Emma.
00:09:47 It never occurs to me like that.
00:09:49 I mean, sometimes it does.
00:09:53 >> I'm really happy for you.
00:09:56 Promise me you won't tell anyone until after he proposes.
00:09:59 >> Oh, my God, I would never.
00:10:01 I'd be out of my mind.
00:10:06 >> I'm engaged!
00:10:11 >> Can we get four tequila shots?
00:10:13 >> No, not for me.
00:10:16 >> All right.
00:10:18 Album logo, 2006, Emma Fletcher.
00:10:21 >> Never talk about that weekend again.
00:10:23 >> I was so lonely and confused and very thirsty.
00:10:27 Please.
00:10:28 >> Okay, okay, okay, stop.
00:10:30 Please.
00:10:31 All right, a toast.
00:10:33 To Emma and Liv.
00:10:36 Congratulations to an amazing friend.
00:10:38 And condolences to Emma, Liv's man of honor.
00:10:40 She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever.
00:10:43 >> It is my burden and my honor.
00:10:45 >> I'll be repaying the favor very soon.
00:10:47 >> Cheers.
00:10:48 >> What did I rush down here for?
00:10:50 >> I'm getting married.
00:10:51 >> Get out.
00:10:52 >> Yeah.
00:10:53 >> Oh, my God.
00:10:54 My sister's getting married here.
00:10:56 Where's the groom?
00:10:57 >> Oh, oh, he's not here.
00:10:59 >> Well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet.
00:11:02 To Daniel, who in his own world is just working late.
00:11:06 But I guess in Liv's world, he's just proposed.
00:11:08 So God bless him for wanting to spend his life with my sister in any world.
00:11:12 >> We love you.
00:11:13 >> We love you.
00:11:14 >> He's a lucky guy.
00:11:17 >> Yep, the biggest day of a girl's life.
00:11:20 [music]
00:11:23 >> Come on out.
00:11:24 >> Be right back.
00:11:25 [music]
00:11:31 >> Damn, should I?
00:11:33 >> I got it.
00:11:34 [music]
00:11:48 >> I mean, it ain't good to see me graduate.
00:11:52 Law school or read Nate's first story in "New York Magazine."
00:11:58 >> You can't show this.
00:12:03 >> I wish your parents could be here, too.
00:12:07 >> Whatever.
00:12:08 It's fine.
00:12:09 I'm fine.
00:12:11 >> Liv, you're only human.
00:12:13 You don't have to have it together every minute of every day.
00:12:17 >> Former chubby girls.
00:12:19 We made a steal.
00:12:21 >> Splenda, we survive.
00:12:24 >> Well, first of all, you weren't fat.
00:12:26 >> But yes, you do survive.
00:12:29 >> Thanks, Sam.
00:12:30 >> You're welcome, Liv.
00:12:31 >> You're going to be the best me, aren't you?
00:12:34 >> Yes, I am.
00:12:35 >> What do we do first?
00:12:36 >> First, oh, I was thinking, it might be a good idea to actually get the proposal.
00:12:41 >> See, I thought I had her detailed.
00:12:43 >> Yeah, right?
00:12:44 I know.
00:12:45 [phone ringing]
00:12:49 >> Hey, babe, I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies.
00:12:52 >> Oh, they sent them.
00:12:53 I got them right here.
00:12:55 >> Oh, good.
00:12:57 Okay.
00:12:59 Here we are.
00:13:02 >> I'm just queuing it up.
00:13:03 And this guy's got to go.
00:13:04 I'm sorry.
00:13:05 I know you like him.
00:13:06 But he's very pitchy.
00:13:07 >> You know what, Fletch?
00:13:08 That is actually a real thing, pitchy.
00:13:09 It's not just code for someone you don't like.
00:13:11 >> Oh, okay.
00:13:12 You're pitchy.
00:13:13 Oh, that one's mine.
00:13:15 Please.
00:13:16 >> You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
00:13:18 >> Yeah.
00:13:19 >> Okay, I mean, it's fine.
00:13:20 But if your fortune's better than mine, I'm claiming it just so you know.
00:13:22 >> I don't think it will be.
00:13:23 >> Okay.
00:13:24 One.
00:13:25 >> Two.
00:13:26 >> Three.
00:13:37 >> What's this?
00:13:40 >> I put a lot of thought into where I was going to do this.
00:13:43 And I want to do it here.
00:13:45 This is our home.
00:13:46 And if I'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home,
00:13:52 and I'm on TV and getting Chinese food, that will be good enough for me.
00:14:01 So, I'm Alan.
00:14:03 Will you marry me?
00:14:04 >> Yes.
00:14:05 Yes.
00:14:10 >> It didn't happen tonight.
00:14:11 But I'm not worried because I'm sure Daniel's --
00:14:13 >> I'm engaged.
00:14:15 Fletcher just proposed, like, two minutes ago.
00:14:20 I'm engaged.
00:14:21 >> Color?
00:14:22 >> Colorless.
00:14:23 >> Cut?
00:14:24 >> Brilliant.
00:14:25 >> Clarity?
00:14:26 >> Slightly included.
00:14:27 >> Carat?
00:14:28 >> Almost.
00:14:29 Maybe just under.
00:14:30 More than he could afford, I'm sure.
00:14:31 >> Oh.
00:14:35 >> Engaged?
00:14:36 Wow.
00:14:38 Liv's engaged.
00:14:39 You're engaged.
00:14:40 That's -- that's -- can I call you back?
00:14:50 >> No, I mean Emma's engaged.
00:14:52 >> No, of course I'm happy.
00:14:53 Why wouldn't I be happy?
00:14:54 Everything's great.
00:14:55 Yeah.
00:14:56 No, you don't have to come here.
00:14:58 I'm fine.
00:14:59 I'm not going to eat anything.
00:15:00 Okay.
00:15:01 >> And I have the perfect wedding present.
00:15:04 You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher.
00:15:14 You're irritating me.
00:15:16 >> I can't believe it.
00:15:17 It's so weird having this on my finger.
00:15:20 I mean, hey, look, even sparkles in the rain.
00:15:22 >> Blinding.
00:15:23 >> So I'm thinking about getting dj humble to spin at my party.
00:15:26 I don't know, though.
00:15:27 Is that weird?
00:15:28 >> You should go for it.
00:15:29 >> I'm not really a big band kind of girl.
00:15:31 >> Whatever.
00:15:32 It's your wedding.
00:15:33 >> My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
00:15:35 She's too busy with work.
00:15:36 But who cares?
00:15:37 I got you, right?
00:15:38 >> Yeah.
00:15:39 >> So would you come with me to meet her?
00:15:41 >> Sorry, what?
00:15:42 Meet who?
00:15:43 >> Marion St. Clair.
00:15:44 Haven't you been listening?
00:15:45 I've got an appointment with her on Friday.
00:15:47 >> You already made an appointment?
00:15:49 You just got engaged last night.
00:15:50 >> I know, but technically I'm already behind.
00:15:52 I mean, you got to book early if you want the plaza.
00:15:55 >> The plaza.
00:15:57 I can't believe this.
00:15:59 >> What's the matter?
00:16:00 Why are you mad?
00:16:01 >> I'm not mad.
00:16:02 No, not at you.
00:16:03 I just thought I was taking Daniel so long.
00:16:05 >> Oh, God, sweetie, I'm sorry.
00:16:07 I shouldn't have -- we don't have to talk about this.
00:16:10 Let's just drop it.
00:16:11 >> Don't worry about me.
00:16:12 >> It doesn't matter.
00:16:13 >> Worry about Daniel.
00:16:14 >> I'm going to be dead soon.
00:16:15 >> What?
00:16:16 >> Call you later.
00:16:17 >> What are you going -- you let him do this his own way.
00:16:19 [ Music ]
00:16:22 >> Excuse me.
00:16:24 Excuse me.
00:16:25 Excuse me.
00:16:26 [ Music ]
00:16:30 >> Honey, will you just marry me already?
00:16:34 >> Yeah.
00:16:35 Okay.
00:16:38 >> I mean, isn't that what you want?
00:16:39 Because it's what I want, and I just want to know if you want to marry me.
00:16:42 >> Don't you want to get married?
00:16:43 >> Honey, can we talk about this later?
00:16:45 >> You changed your mind.
00:16:46 I saw the Tiffany box in your closet.
00:16:48 Right?
00:16:55 Oh, my God.
00:16:58 It's not a ring.
00:17:00 If it's a key chain, I'm going to kill myself, and I'm taking you down with me.
00:17:05 Can you just tell me right here and right now, though?
00:17:07 I mean, is it something that you would want?
00:17:11 >> Would you want to get married?
00:17:13 >> You know what I will tell you?
00:17:15 I have never met a more obnoxious, complicated, overbearing, gorgeous, smart, sexy woman in my life.
00:17:25 And if you had just waited until tonight, well, then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with because she doesn't know how to wait.
00:17:37 You want that for a second?
00:17:38 >> Yeah.
00:17:39 >> Which is fine as long as I get to spend the rest of my life trying to catch up with her.
00:17:46 Liv, will you marry me?
00:17:52 >> Are you proposing?
00:17:54 Really?
00:17:55 Honey, it's so out of nowhere.
00:17:57 >> Liv, shut up.
00:17:58 Yes or no?
00:17:59 >> Yes.
00:18:00 Yes.
00:18:01 >> Hey.
00:18:02 >> Yes.
00:18:04 >> This is not how I planned it.
00:18:09 I love bring your hot girlfriend to work day.
00:18:12 >> Totally.
00:18:15 >> And that is the journey that brought these two young brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon.
00:18:22 >> No, no, no, no, don't do that.
00:18:34 Not now, not now.
00:18:35 Let's go.
00:18:36 I'm good.
00:18:37 >> I'm Marian St. Clair, the most sought after wedding planner in Manhattan.
00:18:41 >> Hi, we're Marians 1 o'clock.
00:18:43 We're both getting married and we're both each other's maid of honor.
00:18:48 >> No way.
00:18:49 That's incredible.
00:18:55 >> Ms. St. Clair, we'll see you now.
00:19:00 >> Hi, I'm Ms. St. Clair.
00:19:01 >> Wow, what an honor.
00:19:03 I can't believe it.
00:19:05 >> Leave, sit.
00:19:06 >> Got it.
00:19:14 >> A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life.
00:19:19 You have been dead until now.
00:19:22 Were you aware of that?
00:19:24 You're dead right now.
00:19:27 >> I understand.
00:19:29 >> Angela, for example, will die dead.
00:19:32 And I've read the brief that she put together on you.
00:19:37 >> I'm not going to die.
00:19:38 I'm going to have my June weddings at the plaza.
00:19:42 >> So it's not even a remote possibility?
00:19:45 >> If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
00:19:48 But you've come to me.
00:19:51 Call me dream catcher, I'll answer.
00:19:55 >> Dream catcher.
00:19:58 >> I happen to have three openings at the plaza in June.
00:20:05 Two the first Saturday.
00:20:07 And one the last Saturday.
00:20:10 That would be the 6th and the 27th.
00:20:12 >> Oh, my parents' anniversary is the 6th.
00:20:14 It's so meant to be.
00:20:15 >> Oh, my gosh.
00:20:16 >> Yeah.
00:20:17 >> Well, then I'll take the 27th.
00:20:18 >> Great.
00:20:19 You'll want to discuss this with your grooms.
00:20:22 >> No.
00:20:23 >> All right, then.
00:20:25 Sign and date these.
00:20:28 >> That feels pretty good right now, I've got to say.
00:20:31 >> Now, we should discuss themes.
00:20:34 >> Elegant minimalism.
00:20:35 >> Traditionalism.
00:20:36 >> And trendy infusion.
00:20:40 >> I'm impressed.
00:20:41 >> Really?
00:20:42 Oh, we love you.
00:20:44 >> We love you so much.
00:20:46 >> You're 115.
00:20:47 >> So clear.
00:20:48 >> Thank you so much.
00:20:51 >> I have packets for you up front.
00:20:54 >> Oh, my god, thank you.
00:20:56 You are so sweet.
00:20:59 >> St. Clair, first off, I'm obsessed with you.
00:21:02 It's an honor and a privilege.
00:21:04 >> Sit.
00:21:05 >> Sure.
00:21:06 >> Yeah.
00:21:09 >> You!
00:21:12 >> Look at them.
00:21:15 So blissfully unaware of the implications of their marriage.
00:21:19 You see, at this point, June was a mere three and a half months away.
00:21:25 A blink of an eye in wedding time.
00:21:28 ¶¶
00:21:57 >> Oh, my god.
00:21:58 >> Oh, my god.
00:22:00 >> Miss Wang.
00:22:03 Lace bodice.
00:22:06 >> Basque waist, 10-layer tulle.
00:22:09 You should try it on.
00:22:11 >> No, no, no.
00:22:12 I'm wearing my mom's dress.
00:22:14 >> Am I?
00:22:15 You sure?
00:22:16 Your mom's dress is beautiful, but is it your dream or hers?
00:22:19 >> It's mine.
00:22:20 It's mine.
00:22:21 I want to surprise her.
00:22:22 >> But it is your day.
00:22:24 Can't you just send your mom a big box of chocolates on mother's day and get the dress you want?
00:22:29 >> It's really pretty.
00:22:30 And I do love strapless.
00:22:32 >> I do.
00:22:33 >> I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress.
00:22:36 I can't.
00:22:37 I can't.
00:22:38 I'm very comfortable with my decision.
00:22:39 I'm just going to put it back.
00:22:41 Put it back.
00:22:42 >> Okay.
00:22:43 >> But, I mean, if you like it, you should try it on.
00:22:46 >> No.
00:22:47 You saw it first.
00:22:48 >> That's a terrible reason.
00:22:50 We're going to try this on, okay?
00:22:52 Try it on.
00:22:57 >> It's stunning.
00:22:58 It's perfect.
00:23:00 >> I know.
00:23:02 Right?
00:23:03 I should probably keep looking.
00:23:05 >> Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang?
00:23:08 I'm sorry, do they keep that next to the something that is better than chocolate?
00:23:12 Get the dress.
00:23:14 >> What if you change your mind?
00:23:15 >> Just be very careful about any pre-wedding weight gain.
00:23:17 You don't alter a Vera to fit you.
00:23:19 You alter yourself to fit Vera.
00:23:21 >> I'm going to lose control.
00:23:22 >> Yeah.
00:23:23 Right.
00:23:24 Me lose control.
00:23:25 You see these eyes.
00:23:27 You know what that is?
00:23:28 >> Focus.
00:23:29 >> That's right.
00:23:30 Well, it's contacts.
00:23:32 And focus.
00:23:33 You know what?
00:23:34 I'll take it.
00:23:35 >> Perfect.
00:23:36 I'll get you more champagne.
00:23:38 [phone ringing]
00:23:46 >> Marion.
00:23:48 A terrible mistake has been made.
00:23:51 One I assure you has never happened before in the house of St. Claire.
00:23:57 Your weddings have been booked on the same day.
00:24:01 >> Can you say that again?
00:24:03 I'm sorry, what?
00:24:05 >> Your weddings have been scheduled for the same date.
00:24:07 >> Mother F!
00:24:08 Are you insane?
00:24:10 The plaza is our lifelong dream.
00:24:12 >> Angela mixed up the dates.
00:24:16 >> You are now both set to be married June 6th and the other bride on June 27th.
00:24:21 The next available date at the plaza is June 15th.
00:24:25 >> Perfect.
00:24:26 I'll take it.
00:24:27 >> Three years from now.
00:24:30 >> This is -- I don't --
00:24:32 >> It's no problem.
00:24:34 Hold on.
00:24:35 It's no problem.
00:24:36 Because I'll negotiate it.
00:24:37 I negotiate for a living.
00:24:39 I'll get the other bride to switch her dates with you.
00:24:42 >> Trust me.
00:24:43 I can't say no to that face.
00:24:46 >> Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement means that I cannot tell you who she is.
00:24:51 So which one of you will choose a different venue?
00:24:55 >> I'm leaving right now, Miss St. Claire.
00:24:58 >> Word to the wise, dear, and also to you, do not use me as a reference.
00:25:05 [ Music ]
00:25:15 >> Hello, Angela.
00:25:16 >> Just tell us where the other bride is and nobody's going to get hurt.
00:25:21 [ Music ]
00:25:34 >> Hi.
00:25:35 >> Hello, Stacey.
00:25:36 >> How are you?
00:25:37 >> It's Emma.
00:25:38 >> You look gorgeous.
00:25:39 >> Did you lose weight?
00:25:40 >> You want me to change the date of my wedding, right?
00:25:42 >> No.
00:25:44 >> You take the 6th, give me the 27th, she can be your wedding buddy.
00:25:48 >> I'm a ball.
00:25:49 Really, I am.
00:25:50 >> Don't touch me.
00:25:51 >> Let's talk numbers.
00:25:53 Your wedding has a price, hon.
00:25:55 What's yours?
00:25:56 >> You can't buy me.
00:25:58 So again, no.
00:25:59 No, no, no.
00:26:00 A thousand times, no.
00:26:02 Good luck, ladies.
00:26:04 [ Music ]
00:26:08 >> There's something wrong with you.
00:26:10 >> You're not leaving until you change your date.
00:26:14 [ Screaming ]
00:26:15 >> She's crazy.
00:26:16 >> Just change your date.
00:26:17 >> She's crazy.
00:26:18 >> I'm your friend.
00:26:19 Nobody's laughing at me.
00:26:20 >> You won't even change your date.
00:26:22 >> Just get out of here.
00:26:24 >> It's unnecessary for you to touch me.
00:26:26 >> Technically, she pushed me too hard.
00:26:28 >> Come on.
00:26:29 Have a nice day.
00:26:30 >> Whatever.
00:26:31 >> We could sue.
00:26:32 We could sue.
00:26:33 You're a lawyer.
00:26:34 We could sue them all.
00:26:35 We could sue the closet.
00:26:36 We could sue the marriage.
00:26:37 >> What's the point?
00:26:38 None of them are going to make it right.
00:26:39 No, it's up to us.
00:26:40 At the end of the day, I want you at my wedding.
00:26:42 And whichever way this works out, one of us will just have to be married on a different day.
00:26:46 >> Absolutely.
00:26:47 I mean, you know, I want you at my wedding, too, obviously.
00:26:50 If we can't think of any other way out of this, one of us will simply have to be flexible.
00:26:55 >> Yeah, one of us will just have to change venues.
00:26:58 >> Right.
00:26:59 One of us could.
00:27:01 >> Probably not the one of us who's been saving up for a decade because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us.
00:27:08 But -- >> True.
00:27:10 I mean, or it would be if the other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married to the plaza because the plaza practically is the only happy memory she has of her childhood.
00:27:18 So, oops.
00:27:20 That's -- >> Right.
00:27:22 One of us will have to move her date.
00:27:24 >> Yep.
00:27:25 One of us will.
00:27:27 And until one of us decides we should make any concrete plans -- >> Agreed.
00:27:30 There's some time before we lock things in.
00:27:32 Let's just not do anything.
00:27:34 >> Right.
00:27:35 >> Until one of us moves her date.
00:27:36 >> Okay.
00:27:37 So, um, talk to you soon.
00:27:42 One of us should call the other one.
00:27:46 >> One of us hasn't called me yet.
00:27:48 But you know what?
00:27:49 She's going to move her date.
00:27:50 She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?
00:27:52 >> Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me.
00:27:59 >> I called Fletch and she picked up.
00:28:01 He's doing my taxes tomorrow night.
00:28:03 >> You can't get all buddy-buddy with him.
00:28:05 Not now.
00:28:06 Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes.
00:28:07 He's finance-y.
00:28:08 >> It's a hedge fund, babe.
00:28:09 We don't do a lot of tax prep.
00:28:11 >> Look, Fletch has been my accountant for six years, okay?
00:28:14 I'm going.
00:28:15 You're being ridiculous.
00:28:16 >> She's going to have a double wedding.
00:28:18 >> What are we, 41-year-old twin sisters?
00:28:20 >> Babe, double wedding.
00:28:23 >> A double wedding.
00:28:25 I think that's a great idea.
00:28:27 It would be a hell of a party.
00:28:29 >> You know, no.
00:28:31 I've shared everything my whole life with Liv.
00:28:34 I kind of like my own day just once.
00:28:36 >> I know, bug.
00:28:37 Is this everything?
00:28:38 This is all your gas receipts.
00:28:39 >> Threw it all in the shoebox.
00:28:40 I don't know.
00:28:41 >> It's my dream, too, to get married at the plaza.
00:28:43 I have been saving since I was 16.
00:28:46 I just need a few more days to let it go.
00:28:50 I'll find a new dream.
00:28:52 Liv's reasons are better than mine.
00:28:54 >> It's like "American Idol," all right?
00:28:56 Liv is the Simon.
00:28:57 Ugh, God.
00:28:58 I mean, no offense.
00:28:59 But you're the Paula.
00:29:01 So even when they can't sing, you compliment their outfit.
00:29:03 It's nice.
00:29:05 >> But everyone listens to Simon.
00:29:07 >> I wouldn't marry Simon.
00:29:09 Marry me some Paula.
00:29:12 >> Mm.
00:29:15 >> It's nice.
00:29:16 >> Just pick one.
00:29:17 I'm fine with any of them.
00:29:18 >> See?
00:29:19 That's why I need a maid of honor.
00:29:20 You don't care.
00:29:21 >> Hey, you want Emma back in the game?
00:29:23 You know what you're going to have to do.
00:29:24 And the sooner the better.
00:29:25 We need to give our guests some notice.
00:29:26 >> Exactly.
00:29:27 Which is why save the dates are so key.
00:29:28 But you don't care.
00:29:29 >> That's not that I don't care.
00:29:31 >> Well, get your phone, then.
00:29:34 Men.
00:29:35 >> Yo, Fletch.
00:29:36 No, nothing much.
00:29:37 Just looking at save the dates for invites.
00:29:39 >> Are we still on for tomorrow?
00:29:41 >> Yeah, totally.
00:29:42 Any sign of progress on your end?
00:29:44 >> No, no sign of progress.
00:29:45 >> But Liv softening at all?
00:29:46 >> No way.
00:29:47 >> And there's no way she's going to blink first.
00:29:49 They haven't spoken for a week.
00:29:51 That's a century in girl years.
00:29:53 What is it about weddings that makes them so worked up?
00:29:56 >> I know.
00:29:57 I have no idea.
00:29:58 But it's like the wrong time to let the guy know that you're crazy.
00:30:01 You know what I mean?
00:30:02 It's not how I'd play it.
00:30:03 >> Yeah.
00:30:04 >> Oh, you know what?
00:30:05 She's here now.
00:30:06 I'll see you tomorrow?
00:30:07 >> All right.
00:30:08 >> Hey.
00:30:09 >> Hi, sweetie.
00:30:10 >> Hi.
00:30:11 >> How was pep squad?
00:30:12 >> I particularly hate peppy teenage girls who insist everyone be aggressive, be aggressive.
00:30:19 It's like there are other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?
00:30:26 I'm going to call Liv.
00:30:29 >> Really?
00:30:30 >> Yeah.
00:30:31 Amy and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower, and it'd be good to have all this behind us by then.
00:30:37 Right?
00:30:38 >> You sure?
00:30:39 >> Yeah.
00:30:40 >> Yeah, I agree.
00:30:41 I was just talking to Daniel.
00:30:42 She's on her cell.
00:30:43 You should call her.
00:30:44 They're out doing their save the dates or whatever.
00:30:46 >> What?
00:30:47 >> She hit her up.
00:30:51 >> You have to know your date date to send out your save the dates.
00:31:01 >> Oh.
00:31:02 >> We were both going to wait, and she -- I can't believe it.
00:31:07 >> You can't believe this?
00:31:08 Really?
00:31:09 It's Liv.
00:31:11 She's always thinking about number one.
00:31:12 >> No, not this time.
00:31:14 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:16 I am a bride, too, okay?
00:31:18 I'm number one, too.
00:31:22 >> You are my number one.
00:31:24 And that's how I feel.
00:31:28 Bug, what are you doing?
00:31:32 >> Listen, listen.
00:31:33 Emergency.
00:31:34 This is not spam.
00:31:36 I'm getting married.
00:31:38 June 6th.
00:31:39 >> You don't have to slam on the keys.
00:31:41 >> B Plaza Hotel.
00:31:43 Be there.
00:31:44 Emma, address book.
00:31:47 PCC, everyone.
00:31:49 Oops.
00:31:50 Not you, Liv.
00:31:51 And send.
00:32:00 Emergency, CCC.
00:32:02 This is not spam.
00:32:04 I'm getting married.
00:32:06 >> KJA, kajaw, Emma.
00:32:12 What is kajaw, Emma?
00:32:16 >> Great.
00:32:17 Emma's wedding is going to be better than ours was.
00:32:20 >> Glenn.
00:32:22 >> Maybe your marriage will be better, too.
00:32:25 But filled with loneliness and sadness.
00:32:30 >> I hope you can appreciate the positions Amy and I are in.
00:32:33 We're not taking sides.
00:32:34 >> Relax.
00:32:36 We're not making any plans until we figure this out.
00:32:39 >> Wow.
00:32:40 You're so cool about it.
00:32:41 >> Yeah.
00:32:42 >> How else am I going to be?
00:32:44 >> I mean, without taking sides, though, I have to say, Emma's save the date e-mail was a smidge tacky.
00:32:49 I mean, June 6th at the Plaza, smiley face.
00:32:51 What's next, hearts over heads?
00:32:53 I mean, come on, really, what was she thinking?
00:32:55 >> I know, right?
00:32:57 >> So tacky.
00:32:59 >> It's shocking.
00:33:01 >> Hi.
00:33:02 >> Hi, Heidi.
00:33:04 >> Hello, Carla.
00:33:08 >> Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring.
00:33:11 >> Oh, my gosh.
00:33:13 >> Emma?
00:33:18 You sent out your save the dates?
00:33:21 >> Yeah, I did, actually.
00:33:26 Uh, surprised?
00:33:30 >> So one of us is not moving our date?
00:33:39 >> You amaze me, Liv, you really do.
00:33:43 You never ask me what I want.
00:33:45 You just figure you know best, end of story.
00:33:47 Emma wear this, Emma say that.
00:33:49 Well, Emma's pretty freaking tired of it.
00:33:51 >> Whoa, whoa.
00:33:52 >> Don't think I didn't notice how totally freaked out you were because I had the nerve to get engaged before you did.
00:33:56 >> Okay, okay.
00:33:57 First of all, Daniel bought that ring in December.
00:33:59 >> Okay.
00:34:00 So officially I was first.
00:34:02 >> Pathetic.
00:34:03 >> Second, people always make you do things you don't want to do.
00:34:07 Emma, it's like you don't have a spine.
00:34:09 Oh, wait, that's right.
00:34:11 You don't have a spine.
00:34:14 >> Well, no one could accuse you of being soft, Liv.
00:34:18 You grabbed the first date in June, Mary and Offred, without even asking me first.
00:34:23 >> At least I'm not so terrified of being alone that I people please my way through life.
00:34:29 Emma, you settle.
00:34:31 >> Are you saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?
00:34:34 >> I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
00:34:37 You came up with that one on your own.
00:34:44 >> Move your date, Liv.
00:34:46 Move your date, Emma.
00:34:53 It's done.
00:34:55 You lose.
00:34:59 Your wedding better watch it.
00:35:05 >> What did you just say?
00:35:07 >> I said your wedding should be very scared right now.
00:35:10 If I were your wedding, I'd sleep with one eye open.
00:35:15 >> Why don't you just save your threats for Daniel?
00:35:18 After all, isn't that how you got a proposal out of him?
00:35:20 >> That's how I did it.
00:35:22 Your wedding can suck it.
00:35:23 >> What did you just say?
00:35:24 My wedding can suck it?
00:35:25 >> I said your wedding can suck it.
00:35:27 >> Your wedding can be -- I mean, can be -- can be -- not that --
00:35:36 >> Please.
00:35:40 Bye, ladies.
00:35:41 >> Hey, Liv.
00:35:42 >> Yes?
00:35:45 >> Your wedding will be huge.
00:35:48 Just like your ass at prom.
00:35:53 >> We're done.
00:36:04 >> 5 o'clock Saturday, June 6th.
00:36:06 Done.
00:36:07 >> Done.
00:36:09 >> Good.
00:36:10 Now we just have to find you another maid of honor and fast.
00:36:13 You'll be spending more time with her than with the group.
00:36:15 >> My friends won't take sides.
00:36:17 >> Who says it has to be a friend?
00:36:19 >> No, no, not just a bribe, maid.
00:36:21 Yeah, maid of honor.
00:36:22 >> Maid of honor.
00:36:24 Yeah, so close in law school.
00:36:27 That study group was nuts.
00:36:29 >> Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend.
00:36:32 Of course you were at the very top of my maid of honor list.
00:36:35 Honestly.
00:36:37 >> Carla, Caitlin, Aaron, no, I did not sleep with him.
00:36:43 >> All right, okay, I did, actually.
00:36:46 Once.
00:36:47 Twice.
00:36:49 What difference does it make?
00:36:51 He was a loser and he was lousy.
00:36:54 >> You did?
00:36:56 Really?
00:36:57 I didn't hear that.
00:36:59 >> Two kids.
00:37:00 Wow, you guys must have had a really cute kid.
00:37:03 >> Yeah, tell him I say hi, and actually I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm going to give you a call later.
00:37:16 Kevin?
00:37:17 >> Yeah?
00:37:21 >> I'd like to promote you.
00:37:24 To mister of honor.
00:37:27 >> Is it like a pay thing?
00:37:31 >> Yeah, it's just an honor.
00:37:34 >> Have a classmate read your draft.
00:37:36 I think that's a great idea.
00:37:38 Because by letting a classmate read your draft -- oh, thank God.
00:37:41 All right, you guys finish the rest of this.
00:37:44 Just read it yourselves.
00:37:47 >> Did you get my note?
00:37:48 >> Yeah.
00:37:49 >> Can you take my late bus patrol today?
00:37:52 >> Sure.
00:37:54 Deb?
00:37:56 >> Yeah.
00:37:58 Yeah.
00:38:00 >> I know we're not exactly friends.
00:38:02 >> We're not?
00:38:03 Then why am I always doing you favors?
00:38:05 >> You never do me -- never mind.
00:38:10 How would you like to be my maid of honor?
00:38:12 >> Do I get to pick out my own dress?
00:38:14 I tend to draw the eye, so it's got to be good.
00:38:17 >> Absolutely.
00:38:18 I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but --
00:38:21 >> I don't know, you know, I'm really swamped, though.
00:38:23 I mean, I need a lot of help.
00:38:24 >> What do you think the bride is for?
00:38:26 To make the maid of honor's life easier, right?
00:38:28 I mean, come on, please.
00:38:31 >> Aw, all right.
00:38:33 Since you begged.
00:38:34 >> Okay.
00:38:35 >> I'll be your maid of honor.
00:38:37 >> It's going to be great.
00:38:39 It's going to be great.
00:38:48 >> Hey, can I make a suggestion?
00:38:51 Have you ever heard of peanut grigio?
00:38:55 It's this really nice white wine, very elegant.
00:39:02 >> Now, your music is still pending, and sadly, d.j.
00:39:05 Humble is no longer available on that date.
00:39:09 >> Oh, but he and I had a deal, in principle.
00:39:13 >> Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you.
00:39:15 I can't give you her name, of course.
00:39:17 >> That bitch!
00:39:20 Not you.
00:39:21 >> No, a different one, a person.
00:39:28 >> God, she's scary.
00:39:31 >> You don't think that Liv --
00:39:32 >> Yeah, I do.
00:39:33 >> No, no, she knew how much that meant to me.
00:39:35 It's too cruel, it's too in-spirit.
00:39:37 >> Too in-character?
00:39:40 Hang on, wait.
00:39:42 Didn't you tell me she's wearing a Vera Wang?
00:39:45 >> Yes.
00:39:46 >> I read those run really tight, and she's kind of an
00:39:49 ex-half-her.
00:39:51 >> No.
00:39:53 No, she's -- she's a little bit.
00:40:01 >> Mmm.
00:40:02 Oh, that is good.
00:40:04 Excellent.
00:40:06 But like cream cheese, it is cream cheese.
00:40:08 I got a hint.
00:40:10 >> Has Emma chosen her cake yet?
00:40:12 >> Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
00:40:14 Now, as for the flowers, Euphoria has put in a bid.
00:40:17 >> We just can't have the same cake, that's all.
00:40:19 And I have to have the seven-tiered white chocolate
00:40:21 curl tort enrobed in marzipan with edible pearls and
00:40:25 flourishes.
00:40:26 >> Well, you're safe.
00:40:28 Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake.
00:40:31 And she's always saying that she doesn't need to impress
00:40:34 people with how much she can spend.
00:40:36 I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex.
00:40:39 >> All right.
00:40:41 Oh, my God.
00:40:43 That was a dick at me.
00:40:48 Emma thinks I'm showing off?
00:40:50 Oh.
00:40:52 I never thought she would resent how much money I made,
00:40:54 but I guess I was wrong.
00:40:56 >> Really?
00:40:57 I didn't get that from --
00:40:59 >> Marian's eating it up.
00:41:01 She likes Emma best.
00:41:03 Emma always gets the sympathy vote.
00:41:05 I never get the sympathy vote, do I?
00:41:07 >> Well, maybe it's asking a little too much of people.
00:41:09 >> I was worried about her cake.
00:41:11 I was going to yodel for all I care.
00:41:18 >> What's up?
00:41:19 What's up?
00:41:31 >> Dance lessons?
00:41:33 Damn, she's competitive.
00:41:35 Her dance is totally going to be better than ours.
00:41:37 Let me see canary song again.
00:41:39 >> Canary?
00:41:41 >> Isn't there something in between?
00:41:43 >> Sort of like a burnt canary.
00:41:45 >> Video montage of their lives?
00:41:46 Really?
00:41:47 It's got to be Fletcher's idea.
00:41:49 It's going to be like pictures of them as babies.
00:41:52 You know, Emma with one tooth and Fletcher in his little superhero outfits.
00:41:55 It's tacky.
00:41:57 >> Can I help you?
00:41:58 >> Yeah, delivery for Liv Lerner.
00:42:00 >> That's chocolate.
00:42:02 >> Take that.
00:42:04 >> Mm, that's good.
00:42:06 >> I think you deserve this and more.
00:42:09 >> Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
00:42:11 I'll just have one.
00:42:12 >> Thanks.
00:42:13 >> Just one.
00:42:18 >> Was she up there?
00:42:19 >> Yeah.
00:42:20 >> Oh.
00:42:21 And it's impossible to go get the mac?
00:42:23 >> No, no, no, no.
00:42:24 She ate half the box already, lady.
00:42:25 $45.
00:42:26 >> Yes, okay.
00:42:28 That is agreed upon.
00:42:31 >> You know, if you heard what was actually going on, you would totally side with me.
00:42:36 >> You going to tip me?
00:42:38 >> I thought that was including tip, but anyway, I'll give it to you because I'm the Paula.
00:42:44 >> You know, I've been thinking, if you really want to mess with Emma's first dance, there are ways.
00:42:49 >> Tell me more.
00:42:52 >> I don't know, maybe dance class?
00:42:55 Come on, we know how to dance.
00:42:57 Just slow dance.
00:42:59 >> We did that in college.
00:43:01 >> It's a little more precise than just holding each other up.
00:43:04 And besides, Marion says that our first dance introduces our couple style to the world.
00:43:09 >> Well, naturally, I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style.
00:43:13 >> Space!
00:43:19 I am Ricky Koo, the doctor of dance.
00:43:24 I bring you motion.
00:43:25 I bring you rhythm.
00:43:27 I bring you sex.
00:43:30 Please, get on your feet and let's dance!
00:43:33 [ Music ]
00:43:54 >> Marion shouldn't be recommending Ricky Koo, doctor of dance so much.
00:43:59 >> Good for you, doing warm-ups.
00:44:04 I got your voicemail saying you wanted to push the lesson from one to four.
00:44:08 How long have you been here?
00:44:11 >> Oh, my God.
00:44:14 >> What?
00:44:15 >> Liv.
00:44:19 Just give us a second.
00:44:21 >> I mean, who does that?
00:44:23 >> She's finally gone completely crazy.
00:44:25 Not that I'm surprised at all.
00:44:27 She's always been nuts.
00:44:28 >> I know.
00:44:29 And she's messing with our couple style.
00:44:31 There's no way I'm letting her get away with that.
00:44:33 >> Good.
00:44:35 You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel.
00:44:38 He's not even going to be able to control his own life.
00:44:41 >> What?
00:44:44 >> No, I'm just saying, it's Liv, because she never thinks --
00:44:47 >> And?
00:44:48 >> I'm going inside.
00:44:49 >> What?
00:44:50 >> The final month before the big day is a litmus test for couples of how they work together, solve problems, communicate.
00:44:59 The early happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in.
00:45:04 With some couples, it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship.
00:45:09 With other couples, the lucky ones, it highlights the essential harmony of their partnership.
00:45:16 Of course, even the luckiest bride needs something to take the edge off.
00:45:21 >> Ooh, for me, Jolly Walrus cookie bouquet.
00:45:23 Daniel, a keeper, what?
00:45:25 >> Just be careful.
00:45:26 >> Thanks.
00:45:27 >> Ms. Wang is a stern mistress.
00:45:28 >> Video montage.
00:45:29 There's going to be live pictures and, like, video footage.
00:45:32 >> I know, it's like verging on being a digital short.
00:45:34 >> I don't even know how they're going to, like, cut me out of the video footage.
00:45:36 I'm in everything.
00:45:37 >> Oh, this came for you via messenger.
00:45:39 >> Can't wait to get into this one.
00:45:41 >> Mr. Simmons called again asking for the update on the agreement.
00:45:45 >> Rather for press.
00:45:46 >> I'm just going to take this.
00:45:49 >> I suppose I should just tell them you're dealing with a crisis.
00:45:51 >> Oh, my God.
00:45:54 They still print engagement announcements.
00:45:57 Sort of like a celebrity back there, probably, you know.
00:46:00 It's like local girl makes good.
00:46:02 Such sweet people.
00:46:05 >> Oh, wow.
00:46:06 >> What the?
00:46:07 >> That's not you.
00:46:08 >> Is it?
00:46:09 >> Emma looks gorgeous.
00:46:12 But not on the inside, which is kind of--
00:46:16 >> That's the best you can do, huh?
00:46:19 So lame.
00:46:21 >> You want to play dirty?
00:46:22 I can play dirty.
00:46:23 >> You can't play dirty.
00:46:24 I've seen you do it.
00:46:25 >> I went to law school, people.
00:46:26 >> You know, I'm starting to think that 30 is cut off.
00:46:29 Because it is the last time that men want to date women their age.
00:46:33 A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl, but a 35-year-old guy wants someone 30.
00:46:37 And a 40-year-old guy wants someone 32.
00:46:39 Or 28.
00:46:41 >> It's a terrible planet.
00:46:43 >> I know.
00:46:44 You know what I was wondering?
00:46:46 What are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
00:46:48 Why can't they change their date?
00:46:51 Think about it.
00:46:55 >> She's pregnant.
00:46:56 Emma's pregnant.
00:47:00 >> Oh, no.
00:47:02 Oh, no.
00:47:05 >> Liv?
00:47:07 Are you all right?
00:47:08 What the hell is going on?
00:47:10 >> Hey, Liv, let me in.
00:47:12 >> I gained 5 pounds.
00:47:13 5 pounds, it might as well be 50.
00:47:15 The dress doesn't fit.
00:47:16 And if the dress doesn't fit, my wedding's going to be a big black hole in the history of the plaza.
00:47:22 >> Well, A, it's our wedding, hon.
00:47:24 And B, so what?
00:47:26 Let it out.
00:47:27 >> You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you.
00:47:31 You alter yourself to fit Vera.
00:47:34 What do boys learn in school?
00:47:36 >> Sorry.
00:47:37 It's not the end of the world.
00:47:39 >> Really?
00:47:40 What can I do to make you feel better?
00:47:43 >> It's what you can stop doing.
00:47:45 This is all your fault.
00:47:47 It's sweet of you to send me those treats, but I --
00:47:50 >> What treats?
00:47:53 >> You know, the treats.
00:47:55 The truffle-opolis.
00:47:57 The truffle tray.
00:48:00 The jolly walrus cookie bouquet.
00:48:04 International butter club.
00:48:06 >> Honey, I didn't send you any of that.
00:48:09 >> Oh, my God, Emma!
00:48:11 She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit it in my dress.
00:48:14 What is that?
00:48:15 What is that?
00:48:23 >> The international butter club?
00:48:25 You mean you've actually been sitting around eating sticks of butter from different lands?
00:48:35 >> The final week before the wedding is do or die.
00:48:39 I expect my brides to be flawless.
00:48:43 Perfect hair, skin, nails, everything.
00:48:47 >> Hello, there.
00:48:48 I need to get to the back really fast.
00:48:51 Really, really fast, because I left something there yesterday.
00:48:53 It's very important that I --
00:48:54 >> I so don't care.
00:48:57 Go on back.
00:49:04 >> Miss, oh, hi.
00:49:06 >> Bit of honey today?
00:49:07 That's the one I loaded.
00:49:08 >> Yes, but just a pre-wedding glow.
00:49:11 >> Sure thing.
00:49:12 >> Okay, thanks.
00:49:13 [Music]
00:49:42 >> Wow.
00:49:44 What happened to you?
00:49:46 You look like a traffic cone.
00:49:49 Will it fade?
00:49:51 >> Sort of.
00:49:52 This is the real Elvis.
00:49:54 I don't -- is it that bad?
00:49:56 He didn't think it was that bad.
00:49:59 >> Oh, well, honey, Filch is your fiance.
00:50:01 He probably told you he had nice hair, too.
00:50:05 >> This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park.
00:50:08 >> For sure.
00:50:10 >> I'm surprised I haven't been sent to my therapist's office.
00:50:13 >> That's what I've heard.
00:50:14 T-U-F-F.
00:50:16 >> I was talking to the guy who messed up my centerpieces.
00:50:19 It was unbelievable.
00:50:21 It's like one thing after another.
00:50:23 >> Snowballs.
00:50:24 >> Can I get a little bit more low light?
00:50:26 >> Hold that thought, sweetie.
00:50:27 I'm going to get your color, okay?
00:50:29 >> Make sure it's not so -- more gold base.
00:50:32 ¶¶
00:50:47 >> Maybe I should take up chanting.
00:50:49 I think it's kind of -- might be necessary at this time in my life.
00:50:55 ¶¶
00:50:56 >> Oh, my God.
00:50:58 >> Oh, my God.
00:50:59 Is it good?
00:51:02 Great.
00:51:03 I get to do nothing.
00:51:06 >> Oh.
00:51:08 Oh.
00:51:09 >> Okay, I don't know what happened.
00:51:11 I got to let it sit for a day or two.
00:51:14 Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white.
00:51:16 >> My hair's blue!
00:51:18 It's blue!
00:51:20 I have blue hair!
00:51:22 I'm getting married in a week!
00:51:25 >> Congratulations.
00:51:26 >> And I'm wearing a white dress!
00:51:28 >> Congratulations.
00:51:29 >> And a wig!
00:51:30 A wig!
00:51:32 >> I know you're in here.
00:51:34 I know you're in here.
00:51:35 Here's your video montage.
00:51:37 ¶¶
00:51:38 >> Oh, yeah.
00:51:41 Absolutely.
00:51:47 >> Lynch?
00:51:50 >> Bug, do you have something you need to tell me?
00:51:54 >> Um --
00:51:55 >> You're pregnant with a little orange baby?
00:51:58 Apparently we're registered.
00:52:00 And babies are us.
00:52:02 Isn't that nice?
00:52:04 >> Marissa?
00:52:05 Where are you?
00:52:06 I can barely hear you.
00:52:08 >> I can't believe you told Emma.
00:52:11 >> Whatever.
00:52:12 >> You guys, don't get too attached to the dancers.
00:52:16 They're paid to be nice to you.
00:52:18 ¶¶
00:52:22 >> All right.
00:52:24 A little birdie has just told me that we have a bride to be in the house tonight.
00:52:30 But she has been a very bad bride.
00:52:33 Officer not your husband is here to arrest you!
00:52:37 ¶¶
00:52:43 >> You're under arrest for being too sexy.
00:52:47 ¶¶
00:52:57 >> We got two brides in the house tonight!
00:53:01 ¶¶
00:53:03 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:53:05 We have two brides in the house tonight.
00:53:08 >> Emma, this party is invitation only.
00:53:11 >> I'm getting married too, baby!
00:53:14 >> I'll invite you right up there.
00:53:17 DJ Jackson invites bride number two up on stage.
00:53:20 >> Why not?
00:53:21 >> Come on up here, girl.
00:53:23 We want to see the way you move.
00:53:25 That's what I'm talking about.
00:53:27 Work it out, girl.
00:53:29 >> You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party.
00:53:32 Look the way you can let me have DJ humble.
00:53:35 That was gross.
00:53:36 By the way, you can hear, I'm not pregnant.
00:53:39 Okay?
00:53:40 >> I say it's time for a dance-off!
00:53:44 ¶¶
00:53:47 >> Dance-off!
00:53:49 Dance-off!
00:53:50 Dance-off!
00:53:51 ¶¶
00:53:57 >> You look intoxicated!
00:54:01 ¶¶
00:54:06 >> I know y'all can do better than that.
00:54:10 ¶¶
00:54:15 >> Bring it down.
00:54:20 The sexiest bride takes first bride.
00:54:23 Let's see it.
00:54:24 Everybody!
00:54:25 ¶¶
00:54:26 >> Here we go.
00:54:28 Showdown!
00:54:30 ¶¶
00:54:40 >> Check out bride number two!
00:54:43 ¶¶
00:55:08 >> Here we go.
00:55:13 The sexiest bride of the night.
00:55:15 ¶¶
00:55:18 >> Sorry, bride number one.
00:55:20 You can't win them all, girl.
00:55:22 ¶¶
00:55:31 >> Weird.
00:55:32 Losing.
00:55:33 I got to say, I'm not loving it.
00:55:35 >> No, but you were both so good.
00:55:37 You tried.
00:55:38 >> Forget it.
00:55:39 It's my bachelorette party, right?
00:55:41 >> Yes.
00:55:42 ¶¶
00:55:46 >> You read my mind.
00:55:48 ¶¶
00:55:57 >> Oh, my god.
00:55:58 Oh, my god.
00:56:00 ¶¶
00:56:06 >> Kevin!
00:56:07 Kevin!
00:56:08 I need coffee.
00:56:09 Excuse me.
00:56:10 I need coffee.
00:56:11 I need three Advil.
00:56:13 Four Otters.
00:56:14 >> Get a splash of that Kahlua next to wherever that paralegal is.
00:56:18 >> Hey, Lana.
00:56:19 You work too hard.
00:56:20 I'm going to treat you to lunch, okay?
00:56:22 Where are you, Kev?
00:56:23 Are you in the office?
00:56:24 >> Hey, blue.
00:56:26 You have blue hair.
00:56:28 >> Oh, my god.
00:56:30 I totally forgot.
00:56:31 I was supposed to get dyed back at 7.
00:56:35 >> I mean, it's free.
00:56:37 It's going to be -- you're going to love it.
00:56:40 >> I got it.
00:56:41 I'll figure it out.
00:56:42 If we could all just refer to the briefs I've drawn up, I've highlighted a few main points.
00:56:47 Our discovery process and depositions and document requests, maybe you guys could share that one, has yielded significant results.
00:56:52 >> Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:53 Okay.
00:56:54 I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago.
00:56:57 Where is the latest --
00:56:58 >> I could have sworn that I updated these.
00:57:04 Goddammit.
00:57:06 >> Your hair.
00:57:07 >> Yes, my hair.
00:57:08 My hair is blue.
00:57:11 My hair is blue.
00:57:12 My wedding is in a week, and I'm paying my maid of honor, okay?
00:57:15 Or rather, Mr. Colson is.
00:57:16 And, yes, maybe I misplaced the brief.
00:57:18 And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me.
00:57:23 Hates me!
00:57:26 [Sigh]
00:57:34 Oh, my God.
00:57:37 I'm going to be a bald bride.
00:57:41 So not ideal.
00:57:44 >> This is who's representing us.
00:57:46 >> Not anymore.
00:57:47 Ms. Lerner is off the case.
00:57:49 I'm taking over.
00:57:50 >> No, no, look, calm down.
00:57:52 I'm going to get a tie back.
00:57:56 >> Ms. Lerner, you are excused.
00:58:04 >> I'm not this girl.
00:58:08 I just don't screw up.
00:58:10 I just don't get demoted.
00:58:12 It's like I don't have anybody.
00:58:14 I feel so alone.
00:58:17 >> Hey.
00:58:20 Babe, I'm right here.
00:58:27 I miss your friend.
00:58:30 Especially now.
00:58:32 She knows just what to say.
00:58:35 >> I'm mad at her, too.
00:58:37 She went for the hair.
00:58:40 Girlfriends don't do that.
00:58:43 >> Go fix it.
00:58:44 And if you can't, I love it.
00:58:46 I do.
00:58:47 You're like this very tall, very
00:58:50 hot smurf.
00:58:52 >> No.
00:58:56 Let me -- it's not just about the
00:59:00 hair.
00:59:03 I'm mad because maybe she's right.
00:59:07 It's exhausting having to try to be
00:59:10 perfect all the time.
00:59:12 That's how I held it together
00:59:14 ever since I was a kid.
00:59:17 I figured nothing bad would
00:59:19 happen if I was just one step
00:59:21 ahead of everything and
00:59:23 everybody all the time.
00:59:27 >> Life isn't perfect, huh?
00:59:31 It's messy.
00:59:36 >> You're right.
00:59:38 I mean, I was going to be
00:59:40 perfect for you, but now that
00:59:42 you say it, it's impossible.
00:59:45 >> No, you don't have to be
00:59:47 perfect.
00:59:48 I've always wanted a human life.
00:59:51 The other ones are just too hard
00:59:55 to inflate.
01:00:00 >> Hey.
01:00:01 >> Hey.
01:00:02 Almost back to normal, huh?
01:00:04 >> I know, right?
01:00:05 Like one layer of skin left, but
01:00:07 that should be okay for our
01:00:09 wedding.
01:00:10 Oops, sorry, Liv.
01:00:11 I wish I had pictures, you know?
01:00:13 It's like I was up there and
01:00:15 there's a spotlight, and when I
01:00:17 hit that rope, oh, my God.
01:00:19 >> Enough, enough, enough.
01:00:21 I've heard this story 10,000
01:00:23 times, Emma.
01:00:24 You've been acting a little
01:00:25 wild lately, okay?
01:00:27 I'm tired of it, so knock it
01:00:28 off.
01:00:29 Lately you've been very mad and
01:00:31 tense and excited, and you know
01:00:33 what?
01:00:34 I just don't know how to deal
01:00:35 with this.
01:00:36 Okay?
01:00:37 And quite frankly, you have me
01:00:38 questioning whether or not this
01:00:39 is something to do with the
01:00:40 wedding or if this is
01:00:41 permanent.
01:00:42 >> Well, Fletcher, it is kind of
01:00:43 permanent, you know?
01:00:44 I mean, it is possible that I
01:00:45 might be mad or tense or
01:00:46 excited more than once in the
01:00:47 next 40 years.
01:00:48 >> Really?
01:00:49 Well, you know what?
01:00:50 You're doing it right now.
01:00:51 >> What?
01:00:52 >> You're being -- I mean, not
01:00:53 bitchy, but -- I said not
01:00:55 bitchy, but you're right there
01:00:56 in that neighborhood.
01:00:58 You should have the cab, like,
01:00:59 take a U-turn, drop you off at
01:01:01 the corner of Pleasant and
01:01:02 Nice, where we met.
01:01:03 >> Okay, Fletcher, are you
01:01:04 upset because of this thing
01:01:05 with Liv or because I'm having
01:01:06 feelings?
01:01:07 >> Oh, totally.
01:01:08 >> It's kind of hard to read
01:01:09 that.
01:01:10 >> Oh, my God, that's totally
01:01:11 it.
01:01:12 I'm upset because you have
01:01:13 feelings.
01:01:14 You nailed it.
01:01:15 >> Okay, so in other words,
01:01:16 then don't have so many
01:01:17 feelings, but if I do, don't
01:01:18 show them.
01:01:19 Okay, I shouldn't have so many.
01:01:20 >> God, I can't even talk to
01:01:21 you right now.
01:01:22 >> You haven't tried.
01:01:23 Do you realize?
01:01:24 Do you know how hard this is
01:01:25 for me?
01:01:26 You have not even tried to ask
01:01:27 me about how I'm feeling.
01:01:29 I'm so confused.
01:01:31 >> I don't even know who you
01:01:32 are.
01:01:35 All right?
01:01:36 I don't want to talk.
01:01:47 It's a tense time.
01:01:48 We're fine.
01:01:49 Whatever.
01:01:50 I was going to go to the gym.
01:01:51 Bye.
01:01:55 >> Bye.
01:02:06 >> Bye.
01:02:14 ♪ The blank pages of my diary ♪
01:02:19 ♪ That I haven't touched since ♪
01:02:21 ♪ You left me ♪
01:02:23 >> Emma?
01:02:24 ♪ The closed blinds in my home ♪
01:02:29 >> Emma?
01:02:31 ♪ Sing a lot of day ♪
01:02:35 >> Emma!
01:02:36 ♪ Dust gathers on my stereo ♪
01:02:40 ♪ 'Cause I can't bear to hear ♪
01:02:43 ♪ The radio ♪
01:02:46 ♪ The piano sits in a shaded ♪
01:02:49 ♪ Space with a picture of your ♪
01:02:53 ♪ Face ♪
01:02:57 ♪ Coffee stains on your face ♪
01:03:02 >> Live Learner's office.
01:03:04 >> Hey, Kevin, it's Emma.
01:03:06 Is Liv there?
01:03:07 >> I'm sorry, can you hold on
01:03:08 just a minute?
01:03:09 Sorry.
01:03:10 I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a
01:03:12 crisis right now.
01:03:13 Can we return?
01:03:15 >> Fine.
01:03:16 That's -- yeah, okay, I get it.
01:03:20 ♪ I'm scared to face another ♪
01:03:23 >> Hey!
01:03:24 I'm sorry.
01:03:25 Who is this?
01:03:27 Hello?
01:03:28 ♪ 'Cause the fear in me ♪
01:03:30 ♪ Just won't go away ♪
01:03:33 ♪ In an instant ♪
01:03:35 ♪ You alone ♪
01:03:38 ♪ I'm scared ♪
01:03:42 ♪ ♪
01:03:53 >> Hey!
01:03:54 >> Hi.
01:03:55 >> Hey.
01:03:56 >> How are you?
01:03:57 >> Long time, huh?
01:03:58 >> I know.
01:03:59 It's my fault.
01:04:00 I've been really busy.
01:04:01 >> Oh, yeah, right, busy.
01:04:02 Nothing to do with the fact that
01:04:04 I'm the brother of your
01:04:05 archenemy -- I mean, best friend.
01:04:07 Hey, I have to run a tux.
01:04:09 You're coming with me.
01:04:11 Come on.
01:04:12 Come on.
01:04:13 >> Okay.
01:04:14 I'm a little surprised.
01:04:15 I would have thought a big
01:04:16 magazine writer would have
01:04:17 his impact.
01:04:19 >> How you doing, Em?
01:04:22 Hmm?
01:04:23 How you feeling?
01:04:25 >> Um...
01:04:27 I feel fine.
01:04:29 >> Fine's not really a feeling,
01:04:31 though.
01:04:32 >> Fine's a feeling.
01:04:34 I feel fine.
01:04:35 You can say that back.
01:04:37 >> Fine's not really a feeling.
01:04:39 >> Fine's a feeling.
01:04:41 I feel fine.
01:04:43 You can say that back.
01:04:45 >> Fine's not really a feeling.
01:04:47 I feel fine.
01:04:48 You can say that.
01:04:49 People say that.
01:04:50 >> Yeah, sure.
01:04:51 You can say that.
01:04:53 >> Okay, it's like...
01:04:55 [ Sighs ]
01:04:56 Things are crazy with the
01:04:57 wedding, and there are all these
01:04:59 details, and I don't know.
01:05:01 I had this idea of how it was
01:05:03 gonna be in my head, and...
01:05:07 And it's not as much fun as
01:05:09 that.
01:05:10 >> Mm-hmm.
01:05:11 >> And I don't know why...
01:05:16 But mostly I am fine.
01:05:20 Let's fix your tie.
01:05:21 I can't look at a tie like this.
01:05:23 >> Yeah.
01:05:24 >> This doesn't look right.
01:05:25 >> Change subject.
01:05:26 >> Tie.
01:05:27 >> See, I'm just gonna go with
01:05:28 the clip-on, 'cause I can't figure
01:05:29 this out.
01:05:30 >> You have no patience.
01:05:31 >> Really?
01:05:32 >> Mm.
01:05:36 >> I think I waited around too
01:05:37 long.
01:05:43 Hey, let me buy you a cup of
01:05:44 coffee.
01:05:45 >> Oh, um, I can't.
01:05:47 I'm late for, um...
01:05:49 But I'll call you, um, when I'm
01:05:51 not -- That -- You look, um --
01:05:54 You look really -- You're gonna
01:05:56 make a very handsome bridegiver
01:05:59 of wire.
01:06:00 >> Thank you.
01:06:02 And, Em, you're gonna make a
01:06:03 beautiful bride, really.
01:06:06 >> Yeah?
01:06:07 >> Yeah.
01:06:08 I always thought so.
01:06:09 >> Thanks.
01:06:10 Bye.
01:06:11 >> Bye.
01:06:16 ♪♪
01:06:26 ♪♪
01:06:37 >> Despite it all, when morning
01:06:40 broke on that 6th of June, it was
01:06:42 the perfect day for a wedding.
01:06:45 Well, two weddings.
01:06:48 T-minus three hours, people.
01:06:50 Guard your camps, execute your
01:06:51 duties, and we may make it out of
01:06:53 your life.
01:06:54 >> Incoming, people.
01:06:55 ♪♪
01:07:00 >> Roses for Lerner, peonies for
01:07:02 Allen.
01:07:03 Has the Allen officiant reported
01:07:04 for duty yet?
01:07:05 >> Yes, he has.
01:07:06 >> Lennons for Lerner?
01:07:07 >> Yes.
01:07:08 >> Excellent.
01:07:09 >> This is not a dress rehearsal.
01:07:12 >> Amazing.
01:07:13 You can't even see the blue
01:07:14 anymore.
01:07:15 >> [ Sighs ]
01:07:16 [ Knock on door ]
01:07:17 >> Oh.
01:07:21 >> Oh, Liv.
01:07:23 My God, you're the most
01:07:25 beautiful bride I have ever
01:07:26 seen.
01:07:27 >> Thank you.
01:07:29 [ Cellphone beeps ]
01:07:30 >> Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
01:07:34 >> She's so weird.
01:07:37 >> God, I'm so nervous.
01:07:38 I don't know why.
01:07:39 >> Hey, is the veil supposed to
01:07:41 go like that?
01:07:42 >> Yes.
01:07:43 Why?
01:07:44 >> Oh, no, you look fine.
01:07:46 You know, honestly, the pressure
01:07:48 we put on brides these days to
01:07:50 look perfect is just ridiculous.
01:07:54 You don't have to look your most
01:07:56 beautiful on your wedding day,
01:07:58 okay, everybody?
01:07:59 Mom.
01:08:00 [ Laughs ]
01:08:01 You know, if you want my
01:08:02 opinion, I think --
01:08:03 >> You know what, Deb, I don't
01:08:04 want your opinion.
01:08:07 >> What?
01:08:08 What?
01:08:09 >> Deb, I have been dealing with
01:08:11 versions of you my whole life,
01:08:13 and I'm gonna tell you
01:08:14 something that I should have
01:08:15 told myself a long time ago.
01:08:17 Sometimes it's about me, okay?
01:08:18 Not all the time, but every once
01:08:20 in a while, it's my time, like
01:08:21 today.
01:08:22 Now, if you're not okay with
01:08:23 that, feel free to go, but if
01:08:24 you stay, you have to do your
01:08:26 job, and that means smiling and
01:08:28 talking about my bridal beauty
01:08:30 and, most importantly, not
01:08:31 making it about you, okay?
01:08:33 Can you do that?
01:08:35 >> Yes, I'd like to.
01:08:38 >> They were good.
01:08:40 >> Harpist is Alan, quartet is
01:08:42 Lerner.
01:08:43 How many times do I have to
01:08:44 repeat myself?
01:08:46 >> [ Clears throat ]
01:08:48 >> Check on the groom's status
01:08:49 and manufacturer status.
01:08:50 >> Oh, okay.
01:08:52 >> Hey, if you're back to jump
01:08:53 ship from one wedding, let
01:08:54 someone else know so we can
01:08:55 create a diversion.
01:08:56 >> Okay, I'm going to live
01:08:57 ceremony in Emma's reception.
01:08:59 More booze.
01:09:00 >> I'm gonna do a quick head
01:09:01 count of the hot, drunk single
01:09:02 guys and then choose.
01:09:03 >> Okay, cool.
01:09:04 >> Alan, Lerner.
01:09:08 >> Hey, Mr. Alan.
01:09:09 How are you?
01:09:10 >> I'm good, bud.
01:09:11 How are you?
01:09:12 >> Big day, huh?
01:09:13 >> Yes, yes, it is.
01:09:14 >> Yeah, I actually caught a
01:09:15 glimpse of Emma earlier, you
01:09:16 know, when I was scouting out
01:09:17 the enemy camp.
01:09:18 She is beautiful, sir.
01:09:20 >> Thank you, Nathan.
01:09:22 Listen, you think I could have
01:09:23 a word with your sister?
01:09:24 Not about the fight, about
01:09:25 something else.
01:09:26 >> Oh, yeah, sure.
01:09:28 [ Indistinct conversations ]
01:09:31 >> Liv.
01:09:34 >> Hi!
01:09:35 Mr. Alan.
01:09:37 >> Oh, Liv.
01:09:41 Oh, your mom and dad would be
01:09:42 so proud.
01:09:44 >> Thank you.
01:09:45 >> Of both of you.
01:09:47 >> Thank you.
01:09:48 >> I just want to pass on a
01:09:50 blessing from our generation,
01:09:52 not just from myself, but from...
01:09:57 from my dear friends who would
01:09:59 have given anything to be here
01:10:01 today.
01:10:03 Good luck, sweetheart.
01:10:06 Nate.
01:10:07 >> Mr. Alan, thank you.
01:10:08 >> Good to see you.
01:10:09 >> You too.
01:10:12 >> Such a good man.
01:10:14 I'm so much like him.
01:10:16 >> So, according to Ms. St.
01:10:18 Claire, you are allowed one
01:10:20 week nip before the wedding to
01:10:22 sort of steady the nerves.
01:10:24 So we have scotch.
01:10:25 >> Okay, scotch is good.
01:10:26 >> Okay.
01:10:27 >> Vodka and tequila.
01:10:29 >> Tequila, tequila.
01:10:30 Tequila!
01:10:31 Tequila!
01:10:32 Kevin!
01:10:33 Tequila.
01:10:34 >> Tequila's so fresh.
01:10:35 >> No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:36 Kevin, Kevin, listen to me.
01:10:37 You take this to Marian.
01:10:38 You tell her I switched the
01:10:39 DVDs.
01:10:40 She needs to play this when Emma
01:10:41 walks down the aisle.
01:10:42 Go!
01:10:43 >> I thought we were racing
01:10:44 above the surface.
01:10:45 >> I know, I know we are, which
01:10:46 is why I need you to do this for
01:10:47 me right now.
01:10:48 Go, go, go, go, go!
01:10:49 Hurry!
01:10:50 [ Door opens ]
01:10:51 [ Sighs ]
01:10:54 >> You'll thank me one day.
01:10:56 [ Knocking ]
01:10:57 >> I'll go get that.
01:10:58 >> That's very helpful.
01:10:59 >> Okay.
01:11:00 >> Thank you.
01:11:01 >> Oh, my God, it's your
01:11:02 parents.
01:11:03 Come on in.
01:11:04 Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
01:11:07 >> She sure is.
01:11:08 Oh, my gosh.
01:11:10 >> Oh, wow, Mom.
01:11:11 >> Oh, my God, is that my
01:11:12 dress?
01:11:14 [ Laughs ]
01:11:15 >> Are you happy?
01:11:16 >> I'm happy if you're happy.
01:11:18 Sweetheart, you could get
01:11:19 married in a brown paper bag.
01:11:20 I wouldn't care.
01:11:21 This is your day.
01:11:25 >> Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
01:11:27 Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
01:11:29 >> You're gonna screw up your
01:11:30 makeup, honey.
01:11:31 I found this when we moved to
01:11:32 Boca.
01:11:33 >> What?
01:11:34 >> And I saved it.
01:11:35 >> What is it?
01:11:36 >> I knew there'd come a day to
01:11:37 give it to you.
01:11:41 Go ahead.
01:11:43 Open it.
01:11:45 [ Soft music plays ]
01:11:51 >> Oh.
01:11:53 >> She needs something old or
01:11:55 blue.
01:11:58 >> It's really loose.
01:12:00 >> Well, something borrowed,
01:12:01 then.
01:12:12 >> Daddy, I need to see her.
01:12:14 >> I think she feels the same
01:12:15 way.
01:12:16 [ Knock on door ]
01:12:17 >> I'll get that.
01:12:22 >> Oh, it's Marion.
01:12:25 Uh, places, people.
01:12:27 We're on in two.
01:12:29 >> Marion, could I just run down
01:12:30 the hallway for a second?
01:12:32 >> Emma, you are the most
01:12:34 beautiful bride I have ever
01:12:35 seen.
01:12:36 Ready.
01:12:37 Bride one walking.
01:12:39 Bride one walking.
01:12:41 [ Soft music plays ]
01:12:47 >> ♪ I was a little girl ♪
01:12:50 ♪ All alone in my little world ♪
01:12:53 ♪ Who dreamed of a little home ♪
01:12:56 ♪ For me ♪
01:13:00 ♪ I played pretend between the ♪
01:13:02 ♪ Trees and fed my house gas ♪
01:13:05 ♪ Barking leaves and laughed in ♪
01:13:08 ♪ My pretty bed of green ♪
01:13:12 ♪ I had a dream ♪
01:13:16 ♪ I could fly from the highest ♪
01:13:22 ♪ Swing I had a dream ♪
01:13:25 [ Soft music plays ]
01:13:33 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:13:40 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:13:46 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:13:53 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:13:56 >> Marion?
01:13:59 >> ♪ Ooh ♪
01:14:05 ♪ Ooh ♪
01:14:12 >> Oh, my God.
01:14:13 I'm getting married.
01:14:15 >> Are you happy?
01:14:17 >> Uh...
01:14:19 >> When I get the confirmation
01:14:21 on bride one walking, give video
01:14:23 a five count and roll.
01:14:25 And ready.
01:14:29 Walk.
01:14:31 [ Soft music plays ]
01:14:48 >> Hi, I'm --
01:14:50 [ Indistinct shouting ]
01:14:52 >> I'm here with --
01:14:54 >> Miguel.
01:14:57 >> I have --
01:14:59 I want to dance.
01:15:01 [ Indistinct shouting ]
01:15:03 [ Cheering ]
01:15:07 >> I just want to sing.
01:15:09 I just want to dance.
01:15:12 [ Cheering ]
01:15:14 [ Soft music plays ]
01:15:21 [ Screaming ]
01:15:25 >> We've been hit.
01:15:26 Repeat, we've been hit.
01:15:28 [ Soft music plays ]
01:15:40 [ Grunting ]
01:15:44 >> Emma!
01:15:45 [ Screaming ]
01:15:47 [ Grunting ]
01:15:56 >> Just let them go.
01:15:59 >> Emma!
01:16:00 >> Bring it on!
01:16:02 >> Emma!
01:16:03 [ Grunting ]
01:16:08 >> I don't want to fight!
01:16:10 >> This is over.
01:16:12 I can't do this anymore.
01:16:16 I can't do this anymore.
01:16:21 >> Oh.
01:16:28 Thank God.
01:16:41 [ Soft music plays ]
01:16:47 [ Grunting ]
01:16:51 [ Soft music plays ]
01:17:05 [ Soft music plays ]
01:17:17 >> It's mine.
01:17:21 >> Emma, what the hell are you doing?
01:17:22 Have you lost your mind?
01:17:24 You just ruined our wedding.
01:17:25 Are you happy now?
01:17:26 Your friend, history, because she's a bad influence on you,
01:17:28 and she always has been.
01:17:29 Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought.
01:17:32 >> Good. I hope so.
01:17:34 >> What?
01:17:35 >> Fletcher, you've been my friend for 10 years.
01:17:39 I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth.
01:17:43 You're in love with a girl that you met 10 years ago.
01:17:46 >> Hey, what's the matter with that?
01:17:48 Huh?
01:17:50 >> She's not here anymore.
01:17:55 I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch.
01:17:59 Or caving.
01:18:02 Neither do you.
01:18:09 We're different.
01:18:11 We want different things.
01:18:17 You know that's true, don't you?
01:18:22 I do.
01:18:48 Goodbye.
01:18:54 Oh, my God.
01:18:55 Emma.
01:19:03 Goodbye.
01:19:06 This is all my fault.
01:19:08 That video was never supposed to happen.
01:19:10 I mean, it was supposed to happen, but I canceled it.
01:19:12 I thought I did, because I could never do that to you.
01:19:15 You're my best friend.
01:19:17 Fighting is so dumb.
01:19:22 I'm so sorry about everything.
01:19:28 I'm sorry, too.
01:19:32 I'm so sorry.
01:19:36 If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore.
01:19:40 If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then there, we'd be getting married and we're not.
01:19:53 Are you crying?
01:19:55 Yeah, it's like a whole new me.
01:19:57 And I just -- I cry all the time.
01:20:01 Come on.
01:20:02 No, Liv, I didn't -- I didn't want that.
01:20:04 I'm sorry.
01:20:05 No, no, you're right.
01:20:07 I don't have to have it constantly together all the time.
01:20:12 It's like this huge wake-up call.
01:20:16 I'm kind of stumbling around a little bit, but I'm awake.
01:20:26 Will you stand up there with me?
01:20:29 Or else what I'd be?
01:20:41 Reset, people.
01:20:43 Reset.
01:20:56 Oh, I almost forgot something.
01:21:00 Oh, my God, Em.
01:21:02 Where did you find that?
01:21:04 Two little girls saved it for us.
01:21:10 Come on.
01:21:38 Hi.
01:21:39 Hey.
01:21:41 Are you single?
01:21:43 Uh, yes.
01:21:44 Are you straight?
01:21:45 I don't like labels.
01:21:49 I'm so sorry to hear about your divorce.
01:21:52 Why?
01:21:53 It was only my first.
01:21:55 And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the plaza.
01:22:08 You want to dance?
01:22:09 Yes.
01:22:10 Come on, girl.
01:22:21 Um...
01:22:22 Oh, baby, baby, let it happen on its own.
01:22:26 Uh-oh.
01:22:27 Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who's smarter than I am?
01:22:34 It was quite a wedding.
01:22:37 And as I stood there watching, I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago.
01:22:44 You make me so very happy.
01:22:49 Sometimes in life, there really are bonds formed that can never be broken.
01:22:56 Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what.
01:23:04 Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding.
01:23:10 But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime,
01:23:17 the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself,
01:23:23 is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
01:23:39 Wow!
01:23:41 You look great!
01:23:42 Oh, my God, you look great.
01:23:44 Well, how was it?
01:23:46 How was the vacation?
01:23:47 It was amazing.
01:23:48 I want to know everything about it.
01:23:49 Actually, I don't. I really don't.
01:23:50 You married my brother, and that's weird, so I don't want to know anything ever.
01:23:55 Should we toast to marriage?
01:23:58 Um, actually, I'm not drinking.
01:24:03 Neither am I.
01:24:08 Are you pregnant?
01:24:10 When are we meeting?
01:24:11 March 3rd.
01:24:12 When are you due?
01:24:13 March 3rd.
01:24:14 Oh, my God!
01:24:16 [screams]
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01:24:30 Somehow you got to be satisfied.
01:24:33 Oh, it don't go changing.
01:24:35 At least not for me, baby.
01:24:37 I'm doing what I gotta do.
01:24:40 Ooh, I'll be fine.
01:24:43 Find a way to pass the time while I sit here with only you.
01:24:48 I'm this above.
01:24:50 But as soon as you get the chance, baby, you got to love me.
01:25:00 Love me, baby, please.
01:25:05 Say I love you.
01:25:09 Baby, please.
01:25:11 Just let me.
01:25:13 Oh, it's hard out there.
01:25:17 I can't imagine how.
01:25:21 With who you are in here.
01:25:25 See, I can imagine now.
01:25:29 But in reality, you don't ever have to be able to read my mind.
01:25:36 Ooh, I can hardly walk without my top.
01:25:42 So I might as well stop lying.
01:25:46 Just as soon as you get a chance.
01:25:52 Love me, baby, please.
01:26:01 Say I love you.
01:26:05 Baby, please.
01:26:08 Now, why tell me why you want to treat me so bad?
01:26:14 When you know I love you.
01:26:16 Darling, don't you know I'm giving you the best loving
01:26:20 you ever had?
01:26:22 And no one else for you.
01:26:24 Just as soon, baby.
01:26:26 Just as soon.
01:26:28 Just as soon.
01:26:30 Just as soon.
01:26:31 Love me, baby.
01:26:33 Love me.
01:26:36 Ooh, please.
01:26:40 Say I love you.
01:26:43 You got to love me, baby.
01:26:45 Really, please.
01:26:48 Yeah.
01:26:49 Won't you come love me?
01:26:52 Really, really, please.
01:26:55 No.
01:26:57 Said if you got the time, baby, come and spend it with me.
01:27:03 Listen, baby.
01:27:04 I'm going to--
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