Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

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Me, Myself & Irene is a 2000 American slapstick black comedy film[2] directed by the Farrelly brothers, and starring Jim Carrey and Renée Zellweger. Chris Cooper, Robert Forster, Richard Jenkins, Daniel Greene, Anthony Anderson, Jerod Mixon and Mongo Brownlee co-star. The film is about a Rhode Island state trooper named Charlie who, after years of continuously suppressing his rage and feelings, suffers a psychotic breakdown that results in a second personality, Hank. This was Carrey's first role in a 20th Century Fox film, along with being the Farrelly brothers' second film with Carrey since Dumb and Dumber (1994).

Transcript

00:00:00 [music]

00:00:24 [music]

00:00:31 I got a star on my car and one on my chest, a gun on my hip and the right to arrest.

00:00:37 I'm a guy who's a boss on this highway, so watch out what you're doing when you're driving my way.

00:00:44 If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know I'm working for the state on my highway patrol.

00:00:51 [music]

00:00:54 Well you know me when you see me 'cause my door is painted white, with my sirena screaming and my flashing red light.

00:01:00 I work all day and I work all night just to keep a law and order trying to do what's right.

00:01:06 If I write you out a ticket then you better drive slow, I'm just doing my job on my highway patrol.

00:01:13 [music]

00:01:16 I'm a highway patrol, highway patrol, my hours are long and my pay is low.

00:01:22 But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow, I'm just doing my job on my highway patrol.

00:01:29 [music]

00:01:59 Meet Charlie, helpful dad, upstanding citizen and an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, the Rhode Island State Police.

00:02:13 [music]

00:02:18 That's Charlie's home, modest like the man.

00:02:22 Even though he lived on the water, Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer, which will come into play a little later in our story.

00:02:31 But I'm getting way ahead of myself.

00:02:34 You know maybe it's best if we just go back and begin at the beginning.

00:02:39 As a young man, Charlie had the world by its bootstraps.

00:02:44 He was the best young trooper on the force and was dating the prettiest and smartest gal in town.

00:02:50 Her name was Layla, just like the melody.

00:02:54 Charlie, you have no idea how much I love you.

00:02:58 [music]

00:03:05 Will you stay with me no matter what?

00:03:08 Of course Charlie.

00:03:12 Well what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life?

00:03:18 Would you still stay with me?

00:03:20 Yeah, I'd stay.

00:03:25 But I hope that never happens.

00:03:28 Yeah, me too.

00:03:30 [applause]

00:03:35 Well by springtime they had made it official.

00:03:38 Boy, let me tell you that was some wedding.

00:03:41 It was presided over by Father Ken Gumbert and half of the Rhode Island State Police Force was in attendance.

00:03:51 Congratulations Charlie.

00:03:53 Thank you Kevin.

00:03:57 [applause]

00:04:13 Alright.

00:04:18 Look what I got.

00:04:20 [laughter]

00:04:32 Excuse me, do you people take checks?

00:04:35 Say that again? Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?

00:04:40 No, no, no, no, no, God no, your company.

00:04:42 Don't give me that backtracking bullshit. That was a racist slur.

00:04:45 No it wasn't really. I would never.

00:04:47 Tell you what, I'll make it real easy for you. Why don't you just pay me in cotton or a cart load of watermelons

00:04:53 or how's about a couple of them buggers of fried chicken, cause you know how we black people are.

00:04:57 We just love fried chicken.

00:04:59 Hey no, come on now, settle down.

00:05:01 This cat don't believe a nigga knows how to cash a check. Ain't that right, bitch?

00:05:06 Charlie, I don't want to ever hear you use the N word in this house.

00:05:09 What? I never said anything remotely racist.

00:05:13 Oh, so it's a little people thing then.

00:05:16 No!

00:05:17 You think just cause I'm small you can just push me around?

00:05:20 Well come on my friend, let's boogie. I'm gonna give you a little lesson in low center of gravity.

00:05:25 Hey, whoa, hey, stop it. Hey, cut it. Stop it now. Sir!

00:05:30 Don't patronize me with that sir crap.

00:05:33 Hey, those are illegal.

00:05:35 Stop.

00:05:36 God!

00:05:37 Oh, it's on now. It's on.

00:05:45 Oh, Charlie, don't hit him.

00:05:48 Hey, stop it.

00:05:50 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, stop it. Charlie, stop it.

00:05:53 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:05:54 Hey, hey.

00:05:55 Stop it.

00:05:56 Excuse me, Mr. Jackson.

00:06:01 Oh, stop it. What is your first name?

00:06:05 It's Shante.

00:06:07 Not bad.

00:06:09 Shante, I am so, so sorry. I apologize.

00:06:14 Oh, come on here. Let me walk you to your car.

00:06:17 I just don't have the patience for people who judge books by their cover.

00:06:21 And you shouldn't have to.

00:06:23 Treating me like a dumb shit.

00:06:25 I mean, who does he think he's talking to?

00:06:27 I'm a tenured professor of molecular genetics over at Brown.

00:06:30 And I'm head of the Boston chapter of MENSA.

00:06:33 You're kidding.

00:06:34 No. I'm just driving this limo as a sociologic experiment. That's it.

00:06:38 But MENSA? I'm president of the Providence chapter.

00:06:43 No kidding.

00:06:45 Just when Charlie thought life couldn't get any sweeter,

00:06:55 old Mr. Stork dropped in to pay him and Layla a visit.

00:06:59 It's a boy!

00:07:03 Oh, boy, boy, boy.

00:07:07 Wow.

00:07:11 He's so...

00:07:14 Wow.

00:07:18 Oh, look! He's got company!

00:07:26 Oh, push! Push!

00:07:30 Charlie loved those boys so much, he just couldn't face the truth.

00:07:35 And so he went on with his life as if everything was normal.

00:07:39 Hey, Finner.

00:07:44 Hey, buddy.

00:07:45 Hey.

00:07:46 Hope I brought your appetite with me.

00:07:48 Oh, I did.

00:07:49 Charlie, your kids look great.

00:07:51 Yeah, don't they?

00:07:52 Thanks.

00:07:54 Charlie.

00:07:58 Just between you and me,

00:08:00 did you ever notice that your kids have sort of a year-round tan?

00:08:04 Yeah. Well, my great-grandmother's half Italian.

00:08:09 Half Italian? Oh, yeah.

00:08:11 Well, that's probably why the water beats off the hair, huh?

00:08:15 Yeah.

00:08:18 So? I mean, a lot of people have a different kind of hair.

00:08:23 Oh, yeah.

00:08:24 What are you... What are you getting at?

00:08:26 Oh, no, no. I'm just saying, it's...

00:08:29 Come on, Charlie. God damn it.

00:08:31 Those kids' dicks are bigger than them sausages.

00:08:34 Knock it off, Finner. Those are my children you're talking about.

00:08:37 Since you brought it up, I didn't even ask you about that.

00:08:39 Finner! Get over here. It's your turn.

00:08:43 Charlie.

00:08:49 Don't mind me. It's just a beer talk.

00:08:52 Whew!

00:08:54 Sure.

00:08:56 There's something powerful bubbling up inside me, Father.

00:09:08 And I'm afraid that someday...

00:09:12 if I don't do something, I'm gonna explode.

00:09:20 Where does this rage come from, my son?

00:09:23 I don't know. It's a lot of things, really.

00:09:27 Take my wife, for example.

00:09:29 I love her like no other,

00:09:31 but part of me suspects that she may be having an affair.

00:09:35 And I'm probably just being paranoid here,

00:09:39 but I get the feeling that the entire town

00:09:43 is laughing at me behind my back.

00:09:48 Charlie? Hey, you.

00:09:51 Eventually, Charlie's worst fears were realized.

00:09:56 I'm so sorry, Charlie.

00:09:59 Really, I am.

00:10:01 But I have to do this.

00:10:04 I found my soul mate.

00:10:07 But... I thought I was your soul mate.

00:10:14 Come on, legs. Let's roll, baby.

00:10:18 I don't know what to say.

00:10:21 I guess the heart just wants what the heart wants.

00:10:25 Bye, Charlie.

00:10:29 But you said you'd eat whale blubber.

00:10:34 She'll be eating blubber all right,

00:10:36 just as soon as I free Willy.

00:10:39 [chewing]

00:10:42 It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken.

00:10:57 Some break down and cry like a baby.

00:11:00 Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.

00:11:03 But Charlie Bailey Gates didn't seem to react at all.

00:11:07 He just swallowed hard, felt that slab of heartache

00:11:11 slide over the lump in his throat,

00:11:13 and he locked it all away.

00:11:16 As you can imagine, it wasn't easy for little Jamal,

00:11:23 Lee Harvey, and Shantae Jr., growing up without a mom.

00:11:28 But Charlie made that little house into a big old home,

00:11:32 and the boys flourished.

00:11:34 Let me tell you, they were smart ones.

00:11:37 What are you building, fellas?

00:11:39 A man-plane, daddy.

00:11:41 [engine starts]

00:11:43 [laughing]

00:11:45 Bye-bye!

00:11:47 Bye, daddy!

00:11:49 Have a good time at work!

00:11:51 Bye, Charlie!

00:11:53 Bye, daddy!

00:11:55 ♪ Where he can hide from himself ♪

00:12:01 ♪ Where he can hide from himself ♪

00:12:04 Hey! Stop it!

00:12:06 Jamal, you're in a lot of trouble!

00:12:08 Get off the-- don't you take off with that!

00:12:11 ♪ How many seas must a white horse sail ♪

00:12:15 Shantae Jr., how can you keep eating that crap

00:12:18 and never gain weight?

00:12:20 I don't know. Just lucky, I guess.

00:12:23 ♪ How many times must a cat ♪

00:12:26 Do you believe his voice?

00:12:28 That's Gomer Pyle!

00:12:30 ♪ Be born and forever bound ♪

00:12:33 Daddy, can we watch Richard Pryor on HBO?

00:12:37 Richard Pryor?

00:12:39 Please.

00:12:41 Okay.

00:12:43 I want to try that.

00:12:45 In Africa, though, I go out in the country,

00:12:48 you see some lions and shit.

00:12:50 I'm talking about real lions,

00:12:52 not them kind you be fucking with in the zoo.

00:12:55 You don't fucking with the lion.

00:12:58 Hey, lion, motherfucker!

00:13:00 [laughter]

00:13:02 Be throwing shit at it and flying to your head.

00:13:05 As they have a way of doing,

00:13:07 the years passed somewhat regularly,

00:13:10 and the boys, well, they came into their own.

00:13:14 [laughter]

00:13:16 ♪ I'm making toast my salad ♪

00:13:19 The guys like, "Toast my salad? What's that?"

00:13:22 Having your salad toast means having your asshole eaten out

00:13:26 with jelly or syrup.

00:13:28 I prefer syrup.

00:13:30 He's a funny motherfucker!

00:13:33 [laughter]

00:13:36 Although Charlie's police work had started to suffer,

00:13:41 the kids were doing great.

00:13:43 Damn, I can't figure out the atomic mass

00:13:46 of this motherfucking deuteron.

00:13:48 Shit, man, that shit's simple.

00:13:51 Look here, tell me this.

00:13:53 What?

00:13:54 What's a deuteron made of, bud?

00:13:56 It's a proton and a neutron.

00:13:58 Then what's this motherfucking electron doing right there?

00:14:02 I don't know.

00:14:04 Well, get out of there, then!

00:14:06 Okay, so you're saying I add up the atomic masses

00:14:09 of the proton and the neutron, right?

00:14:11 Mm-hmm.

00:14:12 I seized that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron?

00:14:15 Can I bring it over here?

00:14:17 Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave

00:14:20 and put his ass up in your face.

00:14:22 He wouldn't give a fuck.

00:14:24 Man, just cut my man some slack.

00:14:26 I'm just trying to help him save face.

00:14:28 He keeps asking questions like that.

00:14:30 Motherfuckers gonna think he's stupid.

00:14:32 Hey, pops, how you doing, man?

00:14:34 What's all the commotion out here?

00:14:36 Just school shit and shit.

00:14:38 How's my little guy doing?

00:14:40 Struggling.

00:14:41 This quantum physics is confusing.

00:14:43 If I don't buckle down, I'm gonna get myself another B+.

00:14:46 That'd be whack.

00:14:47 People gonna make me think Cactus is a goddamn emperor.

00:14:50 Give it up, doc.

00:14:51 Yeah, well, you think polypeptides are motherfucking toothpaste.

00:14:54 Oh, I gotta get out of here.

00:14:56 I don't want to have to bust a cap.

00:14:58 [laughter]

00:15:00 Kisses?

00:15:01 Mwah!

00:15:02 Mwah, daddy.

00:15:04 See you later.

00:15:05 Love ya.

00:15:06 All right.

00:15:07 Yeah, Charlie was getting a lot of respect inside the house.

00:15:12 But outside, well, that was another story.

00:15:17 [dog growling]

00:15:21 Morning, Ed.

00:15:24 Charlie.

00:15:26 Say, Ed, did you see where my paper went today?

00:15:29 The wife's got it in the shitter.

00:15:33 Well, could you tell her to throw it on the porch when she's done?

00:15:38 Hey, Ed, you get one at work?

00:15:44 Yeah.

00:15:46 Suppose I could.

00:15:48 You betcha.

00:15:52 [music playing]

00:16:00 I'd like that if we could cycle down some lane.

00:16:08 I'd like that if we could ride into the rain.

00:16:15 Go max, I'm getting wet.

00:16:17 I'd be all right, but if you'd be Victoria.

00:16:24 I'd be left because each drop would make me grow up really

00:16:31 high, really high, like a really high thing.

00:16:35 Say, a sunflower--

00:16:37 Hey, George.

00:16:38 Herb.

00:16:39 Hi, Charlie.

00:16:40 How do, fellas?

00:16:41 Hi, Charlie.

00:16:42 Listen, Nick--

00:16:43 Hey, guys, check out the rack on this--

00:16:45 Oh.

00:16:48 Oh.

00:16:49 Oh, yeah, that's what daddy likes.

00:16:52 It looks like a dead heat in the Zeppelin race.

00:16:54 A couple of Hindenburgs, huh?

00:16:56 Oh, the humanity.

00:16:57 Come on, guys, take it easy.

00:16:59 She's a mom.

00:17:00 [laughter]

00:17:07 You see that?

00:17:09 She's a mom.

00:17:10 [laughter]

00:17:13 She's a yummy mommy.

00:17:17 [laughter]

00:17:19 You killed me.

00:17:20 She's a mom.

00:17:22 [laughter]

00:17:25 That was good.

00:17:29 Listen, Nick, I'm sorry to bother you like this,

00:17:36 but your car is going to have to be moved.

00:17:42 Yeah, sure, Charlie, OK.

00:17:44 I should be done here in another 10 or 15 minutes.

00:17:48 You know, I hate to be a stickler, Nick,

00:17:50 but the law states that you can't park in one place

00:17:53 for more than an hour, and you've been there for--

00:17:57 going on three days now.

00:18:01 All right, all right, the law is the law.

00:18:04 Pack it up behind the grocery store, will you, Charlie?

00:18:07 Yeah, sure.

00:18:16 Sweetie.

00:18:18 There's an old saying, an ostrich with his head in the sand

00:18:22 makes a lousy cop.

00:18:23 You see, if you can't deal with your own problems,

00:18:27 well, it's hard to deal with others.

00:18:29 Sweetie, sweetie, that's kind of dangerous.

00:18:32 You want to move it up onto the sidewalk,

00:18:34 away from the traffic?

00:18:35 My dad says you're a joke, and I don't have to listen to you.

00:18:43 Well, your father is entitled to his opinion,

00:18:47 but I am an officer of the law, and by all rights, I could--

00:18:51 Maca!

00:18:53 You should watch your mouth, little girl.

00:18:55 [screaming]

00:18:57 Excuse me.

00:19:08 Charlie, hey, you mind if I get ahead of you?

00:19:10 I'm in a wicked rush.

00:19:11 Is that OK?

00:19:12 Oh, yeah, sure, go ahead.

00:19:13 You're a doll.

00:19:14 Hey, kids, over here, now!

00:19:17 Don't try to stay with me.

00:19:21 Don't try to stay with me.

00:19:22 Stop, put those down.

00:19:23 Na, na, na, na, na, we're gonna rock you.

00:19:37 [music playing]

00:20:06 Vegiclean, huh?

00:20:08 What's the matter, honey?

00:20:09 A little extra cheese on the taco?

00:20:11 Excuse me?

00:20:15 No excuse me.

00:20:16 There's no tag on this.

00:20:21 Price check on Vegiclean, aisle five.

00:20:24 I repeat, price check on Vegiclean, aisle five.

00:20:28 That's Vegiclean.

00:20:29 We got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus.

00:20:32 She's baking a loaf of bread, and I think it's sourdough.

00:20:35 [inhales]

00:20:36 Put a rush on that.

00:20:40 [music playing]

00:20:42 Hey, big guy, you hear the news?

00:20:45 My son Billy got the lead in the high school musical.

00:20:48 Well, I guess he likes the cock after all.

00:20:50 What?

00:20:54 [music playing]

00:21:02 Still want to skip ropes on the street?

00:21:04 I'm gonna call my daddy on you, Charlie.

00:21:06 Wrong answer.

00:21:07 And the name's Hank, fuckface.

00:21:09 [music playing]

00:21:13 [music playing]

00:21:16 [baby crying]

00:21:34 [growling]

00:21:37 [baby crying]

00:21:41 [music playing]

00:21:44 [screaming]

00:21:49 There you go, dick.

00:21:59 I parked it for you.

00:22:01 By the way, you got a headlight out.

00:22:07 [music playing]

00:22:10 [screaming]

00:22:33 [music playing]

00:22:36 [grunting]

00:22:48 Mm-mm, that looks good.

00:22:53 Here you go, Colonel.

00:22:54 Very good, Malcolm.

00:22:55 Thank you.

00:22:56 Colonel, we got a problem.

00:22:58 There's something wrong with Charlie.

00:22:59 [radio chatter]

00:23:01 [music playing]

00:23:04 Of course, there's not much about this sort of thing

00:23:07 in the Rhode Island State Police manual.

00:23:10 So they sent him up to Boston to see a team

00:23:12 of highly trained head doctors.

00:23:14 They quickly identified the problem.

00:23:18 You got a major screw loose.

00:23:20 Huh?

00:23:21 Doctors have diagnosed you as having a split personality.

00:23:25 A schizo.

00:23:28 I don't remember any of this.

00:23:29 That's because according to that report,

00:23:31 it wasn't you that this was happening to.

00:23:34 It was this other guy.

00:23:35 Hank.

00:23:36 He said his name was Hank.

00:23:37 And apparently Hank is trying to get out.

00:23:40 Trying to get out?

00:23:41 What do you mean, get out?

00:23:43 How did he get in?

00:23:44 You created him.

00:23:45 By not dealing with your problems, Charlie.

00:23:49 Ever since--

00:23:51 Yeah, man.

00:23:52 Well, you know, you've been avoiding confrontation.

00:23:56 But this guy inside--

00:23:59 Hank.

00:24:00 He doesn't.

00:24:01 Doctors feel that you've created

00:24:03 this character out of necessity.

00:24:05 You never stick up for yourself.

00:24:07 Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?

00:24:12 Why-- why would I?

00:24:19 You know, I-- wives leave their husbands

00:24:22 every day in this country.

00:24:23 There's no reason to shortchange the department.

00:24:25 I mean, it's not like I had the flu.

00:24:28 Have you picked up your medication, Charlie?

00:24:40 I'm really not crazy about it, though.

00:24:48 It only makes me so dry.

00:24:50 You have to take it anyway.

00:24:51 Dr. Rabinowitz assures us that if you do,

00:24:54 everything will be fine.

00:24:55 This is a bunch of crap!

00:24:57 No wonder you're the smallest state.

00:24:59 Little mind, little state.

00:25:00 Shouldn't even be a state.

00:25:02 It should be the District of Rhode Island.

00:25:04 Can you take these goddamn things off, please?

00:25:07 And could you stop looking at my ass?

00:25:11 Richard, what-- what's going on out here?

00:25:13 Well, uh, Colonel, her name's Waters, Irene P.

00:25:16 I pulled her over in '95 for a broken taillight.

00:25:19 I ran a check.

00:25:21 She's got an outstanding warrant in upstate New York.

00:25:24 Hit and run?

00:25:25 Hit and run.

00:25:26 Injured pedestrian.

00:25:27 Signed the complaint.

00:25:28 Oh, well, I think I might remember that.

00:25:31 That is ridiculous.

00:25:32 I've never been in an accident, not in my whole life.

00:25:35 Well, I've just gotten off the phone

00:25:37 with the New York State Patrol.

00:25:39 They don't seem to think it's so ridiculous.

00:25:43 Uh, how can we--

00:25:45 Were you in Messina, New York, last Friday, 2nd of May?

00:25:48 Well, yeah, I lived there.

00:25:50 But I didn't have any accident.

00:25:53 Look, I'm just driving down to Block Island to see my sister.

00:25:56 You seem like a nice guy.

00:25:58 Is there any way that you might let me handle this by mail, or--

00:26:01 Unfortunately, Miss Waters, I'm not the one you have to convince.

00:26:05 If there's been a mistake, you have to clear it up in Messina.

00:26:09 What?

00:26:10 Okay, wait.

00:26:11 Because of somebody else's mistake,

00:26:13 I have to get in my car and drive all the way back

00:26:15 to upstate New York?

00:26:18 No, ma'am.

00:26:28 We'll have one of our troopers escort you.

00:26:33 [phone ringing]

00:26:38 Hey, Hollywood, turn your fucking phone off.

00:26:40 Yeah.

00:26:41 You're an asshole.

00:26:42 Oh, hello, Irene. What do I do now?

00:26:44 Listen, I'm sitting at a police station somewhere in Rhode Island,

00:26:47 and they're shipping me back to Messina on some bogus crap.

00:26:50 Sound familiar?

00:26:51 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

00:26:52 I don't have a clue what you're talking about.

00:26:54 Dickie!

00:26:55 Cut the bullshit!

00:26:57 Listen to me, okay?

00:27:02 It's over, Dickie. It's over.

00:27:05 So please just stop messing with me

00:27:08 and call your friends and tell them to back off, okay?

00:27:11 Look, I'm being a straight shooter here.

00:27:13 If you need help, I'll help you.

00:27:15 Just give me all the details, and I'll get to the bottom of it.

00:27:18 All right?

00:27:19 Messina, New York?

00:27:22 Man, goddamn, Daddy, that's damn near Canada.

00:27:24 I know, I know. It wasn't my idea.

00:27:27 I gotta go take this gal up north,

00:27:29 and then the colonel ordered me to take a week's vacation.

00:27:32 Why a week? Man, that's a long motherfucking time.

00:27:34 Well, he wants me to rest while I'm getting used to the medication.

00:27:38 Oh, come on. You don't have to worry about us, Daddy.

00:27:41 We're grown up now.

00:27:42 These two motherfuckers can do the shopping, I'll do the cooking.

00:27:45 You do the cooking?

00:27:46 You're the one who thought you got chipped beef from a toofie blowjob.

00:27:49 You had Chante Junior down or under, goddamn 400 pounds.

00:27:52 Fuck that.

00:27:53 You can't have that, Evan.

00:27:55 Okay, guys.

00:27:56 I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go.

00:28:00 No bitches after 11.

00:28:02 All right, Pop.

00:28:05 All right, bye, Daddy.

00:28:07 Love you, Daddy.

00:28:11 Who the hell's this Irene, honey, anyway?

00:28:14 She worked for me the past couple of years.

00:28:17 I hired her to be my golf course superintendent.

00:28:20 We got close.

00:28:21 No, you got stupid.

00:28:23 For the love of shit, these are the loose ends that can hang you, Dickie.

00:28:28 And me, too.

00:28:30 How much does she know?

00:28:32 She might have gotten wind of some things.

00:28:35 Yeah, well, we're gonna find out.

00:28:37 The complaint was signed by a guy named Peterson.

00:28:40 He's with the EPA.

00:28:42 EPA?

00:28:43 I thought they were in our pocket.

00:28:45 Well, not all of them.

00:28:47 Well, even though Charlie didn't wholeheartedly agree with the top brass,

00:28:52 he did as he was told.

00:28:54 Careful on the road, Charlie.

00:28:56 Okay, Colonel.

00:28:58 Hang on, ma'am.

00:29:04 Yep.

00:29:06 [ engine starts ]

00:29:08 This vacation is just what Charlie needs.

00:29:16 I bet he's a new man when he gets back.

00:29:19 If we let him back.

00:29:22 What do you mean?

00:29:26 Well, I mean that he's become a pretty big liability.

00:29:29 We have to let him go.

00:29:33 Let him go? But-- but, Captain, police work is Charlie's home.

00:29:36 I know, I know. Damn.

00:29:38 I know.

00:29:41 It's a great time of year to ride.

00:29:49 As long as you don't mind one or two bugs.

00:29:53 [ music ]

00:29:56 [ music ]

00:29:58 [ music ]

00:30:01 [ music ]

00:30:03 [ music ]

00:30:13 [ music ]

00:30:22 [ music ]

00:30:24 Oh, you can't beat the open road.

00:30:51 Oh, my goodness.

00:30:53 Jeez.

00:30:55 Those damn truckers.

00:30:58 You know, you'd think they'd call someone to come clean this up.

00:31:01 Poor thing.

00:31:05 Well, that's terrible.

00:31:07 Whoa.

00:31:09 By the looks of her, she's been here for a while.

00:31:12 Well, I doubt we're gonna be able to move her, but we should try.

00:31:16 You wanna get that end? Just give it a little push?

00:31:18 Really? Yeah. Yeah, we should give it a shot.

00:31:21 Okay? Okay.

00:31:23 Go ahead.

00:31:25 Just push as hard as you can. Yeah, okay.

00:31:28 [ grunts ]

00:31:29 Oh! Jeez! Whoa!

00:31:31 Okay, you just-- Oh, it's still alive.

00:31:34 Just stand back. I'll take care of it.

00:31:36 I'll take care of it. God, that's terrible.

00:31:38 Oh.

00:31:40 Now, don't-- don't look, okay? Yeah.

00:31:43 [ sighs ]

00:31:45 Well, old girl...

00:31:50 Your suffering's over.

00:31:53 [ gunshot ]

00:31:59 Oh, it ain't always easy doing Mother Nature's work.

00:32:05 [ grunts ]

00:32:06 [ cow moos ]

00:32:07 Oh, jeez!

00:32:08 [ gunshots ]

00:32:11 [ sighs ]

00:32:13 Oh.

00:32:18 Do you believe that?

00:32:19 No, it's-- Ugh.

00:32:21 [ cow moos ]

00:32:22 Oh, my God in heaven!

00:32:24 [ gunshots ]

00:32:26 [ cow moos ]

00:32:27 [ grunts ]

00:32:29 Tell me what's wrong with you!

00:32:31 [ grunts ]

00:32:33 Let go! Let go, girl!

00:32:36 Undecreed of pastors. Come on.

00:32:38 We're clear-cutting a place in heaven for you.

00:32:41 Come on, help me out!

00:32:43 Do something!

00:32:45 I don't--

00:32:46 Let go!

00:32:48 [ cow moos ]

00:32:49 Let go!

00:32:51 Go!

00:32:52 [ cow moos ]

00:32:53 [ panting ]

00:32:55 [ groans ]

00:32:59 Well...

00:33:04 That was tough, but...

00:33:07 I think we did the right thing.

00:33:09 [ sighs ]

00:33:11 Patrol car, yes.

00:33:23 Okay, thank you.

00:33:25 Can I help you?

00:33:27 Yes, I'm officer Bailey Gates, Rhode Island State Police.

00:33:30 I have, uh, your prisoner, Miss Irene Waters, here.

00:33:33 All right. I'll tell them you're here.

00:33:36 Okay-dee-ray-dee.

00:33:38 What are those for?

00:33:51 Huh?

00:33:52 Oh, it's just this stupid thing.

00:33:55 I have to take a pill every six hours, or I feel... funny.

00:33:59 No big deal.

00:34:01 What's it called?

00:34:03 Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

00:34:07 Huh.

00:34:12 Does your ass feel numb?

00:34:17 No, but...

00:34:20 it gave me unbelievable cotton mouth.

00:34:23 I meant from the ride.

00:34:25 Oh.

00:34:27 Over the years, my ass has taken a pounding.

00:34:31 Miss Waters, my name's Peterson.

00:34:33 This is my partner, Agent Beauchesne.

00:34:35 We're with the Environmental Protection Agency's Special Investigations.

00:34:39 The EPA?

00:34:41 What'd I hit? Bald-headed eagle?

00:34:44 We'll explain that to you, ma'am,

00:34:46 but right now we're gonna ask you to come along with us.

00:34:49 Well, why don't you just explain it to me now?

00:34:54 Well, ma'am, uh, we put your hit-and-run report out on the wire

00:34:58 in order to track you down.

00:35:01 Track me down for what?

00:35:03 Agent Beauchesne...

00:35:05 I want to remind you again, our station's at your disposal.

00:35:11 You're more than welcome to use any of our interrogation rooms.

00:35:14 We appreciate it, Lieutenant Geraghi, but we're all set.

00:35:17 All right, well, if there's anything at all, I...

00:35:22 (SLURPS)

00:35:24 Ah. Excuse me.

00:35:37 I just gonna...

00:35:39 get me a drink.

00:35:49 Ah. So, if I could, uh...

00:35:52 just get someone to sign this, I'll be on my way.

00:35:55 Yeah.

00:35:57 Well, Miss Watterson, good luck.

00:36:01 And, uh, hope everything works out great for you.

00:36:03 Thanks a lot, Charlie.

00:36:05 I haven't done anything wrong, and you know it.

00:36:10 What about the marijuana roaches you left behind

00:36:14 when you moved out of your apartment?

00:36:16 So I smoked some pot. What is that, a crime?

00:36:19 Uh-huh.

00:36:22 As is being an accessory to bribery, embezzlement,

00:36:25 tax evasion and racketeering.

00:36:27 What are you talking about?

00:36:29 Does the name Dickie Thurman ring a bell?

00:36:31 His company, Cedar Creek Limited,

00:36:35 has been under seal grand jury investigation for 18 months.

00:36:38 So how does that make me an accessory?

00:36:40 I laid some sod on Dickie's golf course, so what?

00:36:42 Tell me this. A big operation like the Cedar Creek Country Club,

00:36:45 how'd you get the job as the head greenskeeper?

00:36:49 By default.

00:36:51 This guy, um, Tedeschi or Tedesco,

00:36:54 he was hired before me, but he died.

00:36:56 Heart problem or something.

00:36:58 The feds believe that Irene knew more than she thought she knew,

00:37:04 and her life was in danger.

00:37:06 They explained that everything had been happening right under her nose.

00:37:10 Payoffs of government agencies,

00:37:12 threats towards those who stood in the way,

00:37:14 and her predecessor's heart attack.

00:37:17 Well, that was just cold-blooded murder.

00:37:21 Oh, man.

00:37:23 Can you excuse me?

00:37:33 Sure.

00:37:35 Piece of kit.

00:37:54 How much?

00:37:59 Uh, that comes to $13.95.

00:38:01 ( grunts )

00:38:03 You son of a bitch!

00:38:28 ( music playing )

00:38:30 Well, it was a good thing Charlie had told her

00:38:47 he was staying at the Chuck E. Cheese Lodge and miniature golf resort.

00:38:51 Charlie.

00:38:53 Irene finagled a key from the front desk and let herself in.

00:38:58 Charlie.

00:39:00 Charlie, what's going on here?

00:39:12 Oh, Irene.

00:39:14 Oh, oh, um, uh, Irene,

00:39:18 I was just, um, I was gonna, um, study your file

00:39:22 and try to find a loophole.

00:39:24 Did your lips get as chapped as mine on the ride down?

00:39:29 Never mind! I need your help.

00:39:31 There was a shootout down at the thing, and the agents are dead.

00:39:35 Dead?

00:39:37 Yeah, they were after me, Charlie.

00:39:39 Oh, God, see, this is Dickie's work. I know it.

00:39:42 So what are you gonna do?

00:39:47 We'll call the police.

00:39:50 What? No, you can't do that.

00:39:52 Dickie has those guys in his back pocket. That's why I came to you.

00:39:55 - What do you mean? - Oh!

00:39:57 Hey, this is serious shit.

00:39:59 You don't--

00:40:01 I'm outta here.

00:40:03 Hey, wait! No, don't do that. Come on.

00:40:05 Hold on. Just let me think for a second, okay?

00:40:07 You don't have to think, simply.

00:40:09 Just ask Charlie. This is the first place they're gonna look.

00:40:11 Damn it!

00:40:14 [car door slams]

00:40:16 So where are we going, anyway?

00:40:23 You'll see.

00:40:25 Well, they went on the lam for a bit,

00:40:29 and then Charlie made a couple of phone calls.

00:40:32 [dog barking]

00:40:35 [car engine revving]

00:40:37 Take it easy, now.

00:40:44 Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

00:40:47 Hey.

00:40:49 - Good work, Bailey Gates. - Thanks.

00:40:51 I'm sorry I had to meet you all the way out here.

00:40:53 No, that's okay. Just as well.

00:40:55 Poor gal's a little paranoid. My kids are like that.

00:40:58 Somewhere along the line, they just get this idea

00:41:00 that the cops are the bad guys, and--

00:41:02 [grunting]

00:41:04 Listen, I don't know what's going on,

00:41:11 and I didn't tell the feds anything.

00:41:13 Dickie told me you were street smart. Huh?

00:41:16 Why the hell would you run back to this idiot?

00:41:19 Drop the gun, moron.

00:41:26 You're being videotaped.

00:41:30 What are you talking about?

00:41:32 There's a camera on my bike.

00:41:34 - Hey! - [gasps]

00:41:37 Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it?

00:41:40 [both grunting]

00:41:45 Score.

00:41:58 Good move. Get in the car.

00:42:01 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:42:05 Would you mind telling me what the hell you were thinking back there?

00:42:12 Calling that cop was unbelievably stupid.

00:42:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:42:17 Tweak the high end in your emotional EQ, sweetpeak.

00:42:20 The funky chicken was Charlie's dance.

00:42:23 I'm a tango man myself.

00:42:26 [upbeat music]

00:42:28 As you can imagine, there was some explaining to do.

00:42:35 So Hank, as he called himself,

00:42:39 found a quiet spot and spelled out the whole darn mess.

00:42:43 Okay, so what you're saying is that you're not Charlie.

00:42:47 Come on, you've seen Charlie in action.

00:42:49 The guy's like origami. He folds under pressure.

00:42:51 When the big game's on the line, he's busy riding the pine.

00:42:55 Okay, wait, wait, can you just--

00:42:57 [sighs]

00:43:02 It's simple.

00:43:04 Charlie's a mouse that got you into the maze.

00:43:07 I'm the rat who knows how to find the cheese.

00:43:10 Name's Hank. Hank Evans.

00:43:13 Four little girls.

00:43:16 So it's true. Charlie is a schizo.

00:43:20 I wouldn't know. I stay out of his business, he stays out of mine.

00:43:23 Look.

00:43:26 Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

00:43:32 I feel your fear.

00:43:35 It's coming through like static on my heart radio.

00:43:38 Hank?

00:43:41 Hank.

00:43:43 I really, really appreciate your help,

00:43:46 but is there any way that maybe we could get Charlie back out here

00:43:50 for a little huddle?

00:43:53 No problem.

00:43:55 While you're at it, why don't you climb that pole over there

00:43:58 and take a big steamy piss on the power lines?

00:44:00 Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets.

00:44:02 I'm here to save your life.

00:44:04 But if I'm gonna do that, I'll need total unanimity.

00:44:07 Okay.

00:44:14 Sound good, candy pants?

00:44:17 Hank, don't call me that.

00:44:20 Man, how the hell can they call Pluto a planet?

00:44:34 What motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit?

00:44:36 Man, this shit don't make no sense.

00:44:38 Motherfucker!

00:44:40 That motherfucker Vince Foster was murdered.

00:44:42 I told you that shit!

00:44:44 Man, look, will you quit hacking into them goddamn Pentagon files, man?

00:44:47 Ain't no Nevermind with them crooked politicians be killing.

00:44:50 You need to do your goddamn studying.

00:44:52 Man, what did Dyer tell you about Schnuga, huh?

00:44:54 Shit, yeah, man, look, man, you keep fucking around,

00:44:56 you're gonna get that scholarship to Yale taken away from you.

00:44:58 Be stuck up there at Stanford, man,

00:45:00 with them goddamn slang blade motherfuckers.

00:45:02 [laughing]

00:45:04 Shit, motherfucker, you'd be lucky to get accepted to Duke

00:45:06 getting a 1430 on your SAT.

00:45:08 Motherfucker, you know I had the flu.

00:45:10 The flu, my ass!

00:45:12 1430!

00:45:14 Man, you're talking some shit now.

00:45:16 Now, you see, man, that's probably one of them Ivy League song bitches right now.

00:45:19 Shut your big-ass head up and get to the door, man.

00:45:21 Don't fuck with me.

00:45:23 Get out of the way, boy, get some of this shit.

00:45:25 Hey, Captain.

00:45:27 Fellas.

00:45:29 The fuck is going on, man?

00:45:31 This is Agent Anaselli.

00:45:33 Gentlemen.

00:45:35 What's happening, Captain?

00:45:37 You've got a problem. Pack your bags.

00:45:39 [door closes]

00:45:41 We're locked and loaded.

00:45:47 Got enough stuff to hold us over for 72 hours.

00:45:49 [laughing]

00:45:51 [gunfire]

00:45:57 Well, fuck my ozone.

00:46:07 [music playing]

00:46:09 A ringworm.

00:46:36 Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life.

00:46:38 You gonna pick up that butt?

00:46:43 Or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat bimbo?

00:46:46 Hey, man.

00:46:48 Take it easy.

00:46:50 It's just a cigarette.

00:46:52 Oh, yeah.

00:46:54 Well, this is just a fist.

00:46:56 But when I start throwing it around, I can leave one hell of a mess.

00:46:58 Let's dance.

00:47:00 [music playing]

00:47:02 [music playing]

00:47:04 Hey, hey!

00:47:22 Let's kick the shit out of this crazy asshole.

00:47:26 Hey, wait!

00:47:28 Wait, he's a schizo!

00:47:30 What the hell is wrong with him?

00:47:32 It happened anyway.

00:47:36 Yeah, Charlie was taking a few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.

00:47:40 But save for a little blood in the urine, he was no worse for the wear.

00:47:44 I'm sorry you had to meet Hank, Miss Waters.

00:47:50 I thought I was bad.

00:47:52 That guy has some serious problems.

00:47:54 He did save our lives.

00:47:58 He did save our lives.

00:48:00 It makes me smile.

00:48:02 Anyway, Hank had a pretty good idea.

00:48:04 He thinks that maybe--

00:48:06 Oh, and you're going to listen to Hank?

00:48:08 Come on, look what he did to me.

00:48:10 I mean, what are you thinking?

00:48:12 He's out of control, this guy.

00:48:14 You know what I think we should do?

00:48:16 I think we should find another department and tell them the whole story.

00:48:18 Not smart, Charlie.

00:48:20 We don't know how far Dickie's reach goes.

00:48:22 Well, then you know what?

00:48:26 I think it's time to call the best damn law enforcement agency in the country.

00:48:30 The Rhode Island State Troopers.

00:48:32 Do you really think that the feds don't have some guy up there right now bugging calls?

00:48:38 They'd be on us in ten minutes.

00:48:40 And they're the ones that almost got me killed in the first place.

00:48:42 Okay.

00:48:44 What was the genius's big plan?

00:48:46 He thinks that we should find a cabin and hide out for a while.

00:48:50 Oh, yeah? What about water? What about food?

00:48:52 He already got supplies. They're in the trunk.

00:48:54 [♪♪♪]

00:48:56 These are the supplies?

00:49:08 Mm-hmm.

00:49:10 Well, he had a plan all right.

00:49:14 That's it? That's all he got?

00:49:18 Oh, no. There's more.

00:49:20 A rope.

00:49:22 A rope.

00:49:24 Shovel.

00:49:26 Bag of lime.

00:49:28 And some lawn darts.

00:49:30 [♪♪♪]

00:49:32 This is Christine DeCarlo reporting live from Clinton County, New York,

00:49:36 where the manhunt continues for crazed Rhode Island State Trooper Charlie Bailey,

00:49:40 responsible for the shooting death of an EPA agent and the kidnapping of one of his daughters.

00:49:44 Bullshit! My daddy ain't killed nobody,

00:49:46 and he sure as shit ain't kidnapped no skinny-ass bitch!

00:49:49 Your dad's sick mentally. He's had some sort of breakdown.

00:49:51 That's what we understand. The important thing is we find him so nobody else gets hurt, himself included.

00:49:55 Come on, man. Nobody's gonna get hurt.

00:49:57 Hell, yeah, man. Our daddy wouldn't hurt a motherfuckin' fly man.

00:50:00 No, he goes after bigger game.

00:50:02 We just got a report he put six bullets into a prized cow's head.

00:50:05 Poor thing's lucky to be alive.

00:50:07 Okay, look, let's say he does have a problem, which he don't.

00:50:13 He'd been taking pills to get rid of it anyway.

00:50:15 Left his pills in the hotel room. That's where he left his sanity.

00:50:19 Seen it firsthand. The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.

00:50:22 Look, one thing I don't understand, Lieutenant.

00:50:26 If my daddy's such a scary-ass motherfucker, why'd you go by yourself, huh?

00:50:30 Yeah, man, who the fuck are you? Sergeant York trying to take on the Germans your damn self?

00:50:34 Hey, your father's a police officer, and he asked me to come alone.

00:50:37 How was I to know he's a nutcase?

00:50:39 Man, our daddy ain't no fuckin' nutcase.

00:50:41 He may have advanced illusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage,

00:50:45 but he is a very gentle person!

00:50:48 Motherfucker, I'm a... Motherfucker, I'm a...

00:50:50 I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a...

00:50:54 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the fuzz? Tell me what's happening.

00:51:00 Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you had planned, okay?

00:51:03 I saw your so-called supplies.

00:51:06 Oh, that.

00:51:09 I wasn't gonna just ram it home.

00:51:14 I was gonna lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.

00:51:20 I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

00:51:23 Shovel and lime?

00:51:26 Thank you. I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

00:51:38 What's so funny?

00:51:40 We're driving a hot carriage.

00:51:42 That stuff belongs to the bad cop.

00:51:44 You think he was gonna take our dead bodies down to the station?

00:51:48 Oh.

00:51:51 Irene decided they should go back to Rhode Island, but Hank had an idea first.

00:52:01 Are you sure about this?

00:52:03 You kidding?

00:52:05 Every oinker used to the Mississippi would be looking for this sled.

00:52:08 Safer to go mass transit.

00:52:10 Ready? On nine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

00:52:15 Well, they won't be tracking us in that car.

00:52:33 Thanks for the kudos.

00:52:35 Glad we're finally on the same page.

00:52:37 Me too.

00:52:39 Uh-oh. You okay?

00:52:41 Yes. I'm fine.

00:52:44 Thought you were going over the edge.

00:52:48 Thank you.

00:52:50 You know, I think you're a very special unit.

00:52:57 That's sweet.

00:52:59 I hope we can get to know each other better.

00:53:02 Yeah, me too.

00:53:04 Do you swallow?

00:53:07 [sighs]

00:53:09 I get it.

00:53:11 We'll go slow.

00:53:13 Hey!

00:53:19 Yes?

00:53:21 You didn't happen to pick up a wallet on the dash, did you?

00:53:25 You're kidding, right?

00:53:28 So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Where are you from?

00:53:34 All over.

00:53:36 I'm the presence. I like being a woman.

00:53:39 Originally from Texas. Middle-class neighborhood.

00:53:42 But after high school, I moved to New York 'cause they had this thing--

00:53:45 Let me guess. Everybody in town told you you were easy on the eyes,

00:53:48 so you decided to become a supermodel.

00:53:50 But when you got to the Big Apple, they treated you like the worm.

00:53:53 So you packed on a few pounds, started calling yourself an actress.

00:53:55 Uh, no.

00:53:57 Unfortunately, you can't get far without talent.

00:54:00 Meanwhile, the only bright lights you saw were the ones that hit you in the face when you opened the fridge.

00:54:04 That's when you got a boob job, started hanging around the Upper East Side

00:54:07 looking for a rich old man with a bum ticker

00:54:09 and waved a white flag in the face of your own self-loathing.

00:54:12 How's my aim?

00:54:17 I never went to New York City. I went upstate to Cornell.

00:54:20 And then I got my master's in turf management at UMass.

00:54:22 And then I became a golf course superintendent.

00:54:25 And these, believe it or not, are all mine.

00:54:29 You conveniently left out your eating disorder.

00:54:31 I don't have an eating disorder.

00:54:33 Whatever you say, Slim.

00:54:35 Whoa!

00:54:39 Hands off, Hank.

00:54:41 Hey!

00:54:50 [Hank growls]

00:54:51 [Hank screams]

00:54:53 That's real nice, Hank.

00:54:55 Way to keep a low profile.

00:54:57 It's survival at this point.

00:54:59 Hey.

00:55:02 I know how to score some dub.

00:55:04 Punch me.

00:55:06 What?

00:55:07 Punch me in the face.

00:55:08 Why?

00:55:09 I'll flag the big cheese, tell them I got it rolled in the parking lot.

00:55:12 He'll hush me with a couple of Benjamins.

00:55:14 You don't need that kind of ink on Sugar Mountain.

00:55:16 Come on. Rip my head off.

00:55:18 That's really lame, Hank.

00:55:21 You have a better idea. Come on!

00:55:23 It's not gonna work.

00:55:24 Yes, it is gonna work.

00:55:25 But you gotta rock me.

00:55:27 Don't give me one of those girly, I-wanna-break-a-finger-nail love taps, you know?

00:55:30 This guy's gonna look at my face and go...

00:55:32 [Hank screams]

00:55:34 [Hank screams]

00:55:35 [Hank grunts]

00:55:37 Well, the kick in the chops didn't work out as planned.

00:55:41 And it just left Charlie a little more roughed up.

00:55:45 How's the nose feeling?

00:55:46 Listen to it.

00:55:48 I'm sorry, Charlie.

00:55:52 I'll get over it.

00:55:55 I mean, you should be furious.

00:55:57 I just drop-kicked you right in the face.

00:55:59 Hey, it happens.

00:56:01 You got a great way of looking at life, Charlie.

00:56:07 You know that? That's a gift.

00:56:09 Yeah, I don't know if my shrinks would agree.

00:56:12 Now, you think that's my problem?

00:56:13 What?

00:56:15 Ah, that I purposely distort my perceptions

00:56:19 to make my reality more palatable.

00:56:22 Oh, like you only hear what you wanna hear?

00:56:25 Thanks. I like to keep it short,

00:56:28 especially in the summer.

00:56:30 How come I couldn't have ended up with an easy-going guy like you, Charlie, huh?

00:56:38 Sometimes I think there's something about my look that just attracts assholes.

00:56:43 That's crazy.

00:56:45 You're a very special girl, Irene. Look at you.

00:56:47 You're just so down-to-earth.

00:56:49 I mean, look at your hair.

00:56:50 It's like you don't give a damn, you know?

00:56:52 And your skin's so natural, you just let it hang out.

00:56:55 Blemishes and all. You're not afraid of your flaws.

00:56:57 You have squinty eyes, and your face is all pursed up like you just sucked on a lemon.

00:57:01 But you pull it off.

00:57:03 Huh.

00:57:05 You thinking what I'm thinking?

00:57:14 Oh, no.

00:57:17 Oh, yeah.

00:57:20 Ugh!

00:57:22 Come on.

00:57:24 I don't know if I can!

00:57:27 Yes, you can!

00:57:28 Humans only use 10% of their potential!

00:57:31 You gotta reach down for that little extra something!

00:57:34 There you go!

00:57:40 Now you're getting it!

00:57:42 I believe in you!

00:57:44 Don't you give up on me now!

00:57:49 [whimpering]

00:57:51 Easier than I thought!

00:57:55 Come on!

00:57:57 Go, Charlie, go!

00:57:59 You can do it!

00:58:00 Come on, Charlie!

00:58:02 Use more of your potential!

00:58:05 [whimpering]

00:58:07 Come on, Charlie, go!

00:58:14 Watch out, Mom!

00:58:16 What?

00:58:17 Jump on him!

00:58:19 What?

00:58:21 Jump on that tree!

00:58:23 [whimpering]

00:58:25 [screaming]

00:58:29 Ow.

00:58:32 Irene?

00:58:34 [whimpering]

00:58:35 Come on, stop fooling around.

00:58:37 I started thinking about it.

00:58:40 Bad idea.

00:58:42 The tree's the first place to look.

00:58:45 Oh, come on.

00:58:47 We checked all the major gas and food stops along the interstate.

00:58:50 No sign of 'em.

00:58:51 Interstate?

00:58:52 Let me ask you something, man.

00:58:54 Is your old lady happy?

00:58:56 My old lady?

00:58:57 Yeah, man, because if your fucking is anything like your police work,

00:59:00 you couldn't hit the G-spot on a 12-pound pussy.

00:59:03 Watch yourself.

00:59:05 What are you getting at?

00:59:08 Look, man, A, Daddy ain't gonna take no road

00:59:10 with your blind-ass Helly Kelly copsers looking.

00:59:13 And B, motherfucker, he don't eat fast food.

00:59:16 Okay, I have $3 and a nickel.

00:59:20 How much do you have?

00:59:21 Um, six bucks.

00:59:23 Let me just go out and order so we can get out of here.

00:59:25 Okay, I'll have a chicken breast sandwich.

00:59:27 No skin, dry toast.

00:59:29 [slurping]

00:59:31 ♪ You make me dizzy and running circles in my head ♪

00:59:36 ♪ One of these days I'll chase you down ♪

00:59:42 ♪ But the kids got a little crazy ♪

00:59:45 ♪ Now I'm amazed to face my friend ♪

00:59:48 ♪ Back out, back out ♪

00:59:54 What are you staring at, fucker?

00:59:56 ♪ You make me break out ♪

00:59:59 You want to start me up?

01:00:00 Just open the choke and pull the cord, pal.

01:00:02 I'm due for a side-sack event, and you're dancing on the fault line.

01:00:05 Hey, what is your problem, pal?

01:00:07 I got no beef with you.

01:00:09 This is between me and the kid.

01:00:11 Stop it!

01:00:12 He started it.

01:00:13 I'm so sorry. I apologize.

01:00:15 Come on. Stand right here, four eyes.

01:00:17 Let's go.

01:00:19 Oh, poor baby.

01:00:20 You said that his daddy fight his band of storm, huh?

01:00:22 [barking]

01:00:23 He's an ass.

01:00:24 [barking]

01:00:31 Pussy.

01:00:33 How's it hanging, fellas?

01:00:40 Hank, I presume.

01:00:43 Do you miss me?

01:00:46 Why don't you just send Charlie back out here?

01:00:48 Things were finally becoming civilized.

01:00:50 Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground,

01:00:53 you'll never hear the buffalo coming.

01:00:54 Look, I don't know what that means, okay?

01:00:56 It means either he's got to make up a battle plan,

01:00:58 or old Hank's gonna have to take over for Charlie for good.

01:01:01 Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person?

01:01:06 Holy Jesus in heaven.

01:01:08 It's a giant Q-tip.

01:01:10 Hank!

01:01:11 Well, I'm joking with the guy.

01:01:13 Bring a little sunshine into his life.

01:01:15 Careful, he'll peel.

01:01:17 Do you need to see a menu?

01:01:19 No, thank you. We've ordered.

01:01:22 That's it.

01:01:29 Hey, hey, hey.

01:01:30 Hold on there, cheesedits.

01:01:31 Did I miss something?

01:01:32 Don't give us that shit!

01:01:34 What you just did to that kid was terrible.

01:01:37 Didn't you see the look on his face?

01:01:40 Looked a little pale, that's all.

01:01:44 He was hurt and offended.

01:01:47 Well, I disagree.

01:01:49 But why speculate?

01:01:51 Hey, Mookie!

01:01:52 Hank, no!

01:01:53 Oh, no, shit.

01:01:54 Hank, no.

01:01:55 Come on, Bray Rabbit. Hop down the body trailer.

01:01:56 Come on, hey, buy it, buy 'em today.

01:01:58 Listen, uh, were you offended in any way

01:02:02 by our social interaction here?

01:02:04 Yeah, actually, I was.

01:02:07 What was it, the Q-tip thing?

01:02:10 Actually, I was pretty much offended

01:02:12 by everything that you said, sir.

01:02:15 Oh.

01:02:17 Oh.

01:02:20 I'm sorry.

01:02:24 Truly sorry.

01:02:29 ♪

01:02:34 (bell rings)

01:02:36 ♪

01:02:41 ♪ We wrote on the corner of the table ♪

01:02:46 ♪ This is the only one that will last ♪

01:02:51 You okay?

01:02:53 You don't know what it was like

01:02:57 spending all those years trapped behind a wall of politeness,

01:03:01 bound and gagged,

01:03:03 in a dark and silent world

01:03:05 where nothing grows but the anger.

01:03:08 All because some dull-faced demon he married

01:03:13 laced up her boots and did an incisive outdrawn 'em.

01:03:16 Charlie had a wife?

01:03:18 (scoffs)

01:03:19 And some.

01:03:21 I was a big piece of the personality pie back then.

01:03:25 When she left him, Charlie went numb.

01:03:28 And I went AWOL.

01:03:30 Well...

01:03:33 if you were such a big part of the personality,

01:03:38 then she left you too.

01:03:40 ♪ You always called me baby ♪

01:03:43 (sobbing)

01:03:45 ♪ How could you have forgotten my name? ♪

01:03:49 (sobbing)

01:03:52 ♪ You always called me baby ♪

01:03:55 She left us.

01:03:57 (sobbing)

01:03:59 I loved her.

01:04:01 ♪ You always called me baby ♪

01:04:04 Why'd she do this?

01:04:06 ♪ You always called me baby ♪

01:04:08 I'm not a bad person.

01:04:10 I'm not a bad person.

01:04:13 No, no, you're not a bad guy.

01:04:16 No, you're not.

01:04:18 Do you hear me? Huh?

01:04:21 (sobbing)

01:04:23 You're a good person.

01:04:26 I think so.

01:04:32 Yeah, I'm starting to.

01:04:36 (laughs)

01:04:44 You know what I'm gonna do?

01:04:47 Hmm?

01:04:48 I'm gonna make it up to Charlie.

01:04:51 And I'm gonna make it up to that sweet little circus geek in there.

01:04:55 Um...

01:04:57 Um, Hank?

01:05:00 Hank!

01:05:02 Agent Beauchesne, just got lucky.

01:05:04 They were spotted leaving a health food restaurant

01:05:06 a hundred miles southeast of here.

01:05:08 Fifteen minutes!

01:05:16 They're at 150-fort and up!

01:05:19 Let's fly!

01:05:21 ♪ I hear you are singing a song of the past ♪

01:05:33 ♪ I see no tears ♪

01:05:36 (coughing)

01:05:38 (yelps)

01:05:41 Can you please tell him to stop this?

01:05:44 Charlie, is that you?

01:05:46 (coughing)

01:05:48 Hey, my nose.

01:05:52 My nose is fixed.

01:05:55 (laughs)

01:05:57 Oh, isn't that great?

01:05:59 How'd that happen?

01:06:01 Well, um...

01:06:03 Hank wanted to do something nice for you,

01:06:06 so he insisted that we, um...

01:06:09 (muttering)

01:06:11 What'd you say? Plastic surgeon?

01:06:13 Did you say plastic surgeon?

01:06:15 Oh, my God.

01:06:17 What is this? What is this?

01:06:19 What is this?

01:06:21 Hank thought that you kind of...

01:06:24 had a weak chin, so...

01:06:27 What?

01:06:29 I like my chin.

01:06:32 I...

01:06:34 I like my chin.

01:06:36 It's my chin! It's my chin!

01:06:38 Mine! How'd you pay for it?

01:06:40 I loaned him the money.

01:06:42 Who the hell are you?

01:06:44 It's me.

01:06:47 Milky.

01:06:49 Who the hell is Milky?

01:06:55 What is he doing here?

01:06:57 Uh...

01:06:59 Irene has a lot of people

01:07:01 who would like to see her in an unmarked grave,

01:07:03 and I just don't think it's a safe thing for you to be hanging around with this.

01:07:06 Why not?

01:07:08 Hank are my only friends.

01:07:10 Well, what about your family? I mean, aren't they gonna miss you?

01:07:13 Family's all...

01:07:15 They're gone.

01:07:18 Oh, geez.

01:07:21 Well, if we're gonna be taking you with us,

01:07:31 we can't very well be calling you Milky. What's your real name?

01:07:33 Casper. But my friends call me Whitey.

01:07:37 Okay.

01:07:39 [laughs]

01:07:41 [music]

01:07:43 [music]

01:07:45 [music]

01:07:48 [music]

01:07:51 [music]

01:08:18 Here you go, Miss Murphy. I got your car all filled up.

01:08:20 Thank you, Joseph.

01:08:22 Oh, yeah.

01:08:26 Get your cock out of my cliff,

01:08:31 or you son of a bitch!

01:08:33 [screaming]

01:08:35 [screaming]

01:08:37 [laughing]

01:08:39 [laughing]

01:08:41 [siren]

01:08:46 [siren]

01:08:48 [siren]

01:08:50 [siren]

01:08:53 [music]

01:09:21 What's that on your shirt?

01:09:23 Whoa!

01:09:25 [laughing]

01:09:27 Sorry.

01:09:29 That was cute.

01:09:31 Charlie, what the hell is that?

01:09:33 Oh, yeah. I'm gonna fall for that.

01:09:36 No, Charlie.

01:09:38 Mm-mm. Not me. Mm-mm.

01:09:40 Nice try, though.

01:09:42 How dumb do I look?

01:09:44 [laughing]

01:09:46 [splash]

01:09:48 Hey, hey!

01:09:51 [grunting]

01:09:53 [grunting]

01:09:55 [grunting]

01:09:57 [splash]

01:10:01 Hey, they only had two rooms,

01:10:07 19 and 20.

01:10:09 So you guys don't have to bunk up.

01:10:11 [music]

01:10:13 [music]

01:10:15 [music]

01:10:17 [music]

01:10:19 [music]

01:10:21 [music]

01:10:23 So, Whitey, um,

01:10:25 what, uh, happened to your family?

01:10:27 I killed them.

01:10:29 Uh, uh, uh, come again?

01:10:31 When I was 15,

01:10:33 I hacked them up with a hammer

01:10:35 while they were sleeping.

01:10:37 Ma, Dad, my bro, and my sis.

01:10:39 She was awake, my sis.

01:10:48 Which I regret.

01:10:50 Yeah.

01:10:54 Well, you know, uh,

01:10:56 you have family stuff.

01:10:58 That's what makes the holidays so hard.

01:11:02 [laughing]

01:11:04 I just got released last month on my 21st birthday.

01:11:07 To tell you the truth,

01:11:10 I really wasn't ready to leave,

01:11:12 but they said I had to.

01:11:14 Well,

01:11:16 that's a fucked up law, huh?

01:11:18 Well, I guess they

01:11:22 need the extra room for the real

01:11:24 psychos.

01:11:26 You know what? I think I'm gonna go next door

01:11:28 and try to make up with her face.

01:11:30 Go for it.

01:11:32 All right.

01:11:34 What?

01:11:36 Yeah, he just told me that he brutally murdered

01:11:38 his entire family in their sleep.

01:11:40 Oh, my God.

01:11:42 I just let him out.

01:11:44 So I was, um,

01:11:47 gonna ask you if I could

01:11:49 stay here.

01:11:51 But I can sleep in the car.

01:11:54 [laughing]

01:11:58 That's me and my whippersnappers.

01:12:02 I'm Dorothy.

01:12:04 [laughing]

01:12:06 When did you take this?

01:12:10 At, uh, Halloween?

01:12:12 No, just messing around the house.

01:12:14 You seem like a really good dad, Charlie.

01:12:21 I try to be.

01:12:27 They're incredible kids.

01:12:30 Oh, God.

01:12:32 So happy and funny.

01:12:34 They never give me any grief.

01:12:36 They're the top three students in their class.

01:12:39 Out of 211.

01:12:41 Golly.

01:12:43 I don't know where they get it from.

01:12:45 Well, that's just good genes.

01:12:47 You know, I don't think I--

01:12:51 No, I don't think I care even one picture anymore.

01:12:54 Why not?

01:12:56 I don't know.

01:12:58 I don't know. I used to.

01:13:00 When I was younger,

01:13:02 pictures of friends and stuff like that.

01:13:04 I guess I just got old, fell apart.

01:13:08 I like the friendships.

01:13:10 That's too bad.

01:13:14 [laughing]

01:13:18 I'll tell you what.

01:13:21 Why don't you keep that one?

01:13:23 No, Charlie, that's yours.

01:13:25 Are you kidding? I have tons of them at home.

01:13:27 No. No, I got a bunch. Come on.

01:13:29 You do? Yeah.

01:13:31 Okay.

01:13:33 Thanks.

01:13:35 [laughing]

01:13:37 Thanks.

01:13:39 I'm drunk.

01:13:54 You know, I'm gonna go get a soda.

01:14:00 You want a soda?

01:14:02 Sure. Okay. Okay.

01:14:04 [door opens]

01:14:06 [laughing]

01:14:26 I caught that, bozo.

01:14:28 Not once, but twice it burned you.

01:14:30 [laughing]

01:14:33 Give it another kick.

01:14:35 I think you're gonna get it this time.

01:14:37 [laughing]

01:14:39 I think I just had an epiphany.

01:14:45 What?

01:14:47 That I might be able to control this little problem of mine.

01:14:50 Oh, how'd you learn that?

01:14:52 First, the coke machine robbed me, right?

01:14:54 And I'm fine with that.

01:14:56 But then some guy came up and laughed in my face.

01:14:59 Oh, no.

01:15:01 No, but that's just it.

01:15:03 See, just when I was starting to feel those old, familiar feelings,

01:15:06 I just took a deep breath, counted backwards from ten,

01:15:09 and I said to the guy,

01:15:11 "Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is not helping me right now."

01:15:14 And he said, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make fun."

01:15:17 And that was it.

01:15:19 I helped him with his luggage.

01:15:21 Really? Yes.

01:15:23 Well, that's great.

01:15:25 And you got the cokes.

01:15:27 Hey, just a little rap on the side of the machine, and presto.

01:15:30 Maybe that's it, though, you know?

01:15:33 Look what I found in my bag.

01:15:37 Oh, no.

01:15:39 Oh, boy.

01:15:41 What do you think? Do you?

01:15:43 Well, under the right circumstances, sure.

01:15:46 I could tip a few. Okay.

01:15:48 And these are the right circumstances.

01:15:50 Okay.

01:15:52 Here you go.

01:15:54 ♪ Sail away, goodbye, somewhere... ♪

01:15:57 Ooh, that must be wine.

01:16:00 [birds chirping]

01:16:02 [groans]

01:16:15 Oh.

01:16:17 Oh.

01:16:26 [sighs]

01:16:28 Ow.

01:16:52 Jeez. Oh, God.

01:16:54 Oh, my God!

01:16:56 Oh, jeez.

01:17:02 Irene!

01:17:15 Hmm?

01:17:17 Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?

01:17:20 Well, it seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.

01:17:24 And if that wasn't bad enough,

01:17:26 there was more trouble right around the corner.

01:17:29 I want everybody to stay put and wait for my order.

01:17:35 You mean to tell me you couldn't tell the difference between us?

01:17:38 Are you serious?

01:17:40 Who the hell could?

01:17:43 A sober person, for one.

01:17:45 So we had some drinks.

01:17:47 [footsteps]

01:17:49 Well, look who joined the party.

01:17:58 Did you have fun?

01:18:02 Ooh, yes, I did! Ooh, yes, I did!

01:18:05 So I guess old Hanky-Panky wasn't enough for you, huh?

01:18:08 It wasn't for me.

01:18:11 [gasps]

01:18:15 Are you sure this is the woman?

01:18:17 Absolutely. When my boyfriend Scooter brought in the morning paper,

01:18:20 I recognized her right away.

01:18:22 Thanks a lot, Scooter.

01:18:27 Hey, look, Starsky and Hutch, how about this?

01:18:36 This is the plan. Won't you let us talk to our dad?

01:18:39 This ain't gotta be no big thing.

01:18:41 Thanks, fellas, but this is the end of the line for you.

01:18:44 We was gonna drive you back to the chopper.

01:18:46 What? You brung us all the way down here for us to leave now?

01:18:49 Man, yeah, that don't make no motherfuckin' sense.

01:18:51 Well, you guys have done all you can do.

01:18:53 This is strictly a police matter from here on in.

01:18:56 It may be a police matter to you,

01:18:58 but the police don't matter shit to me when it's my daddy in there.

01:19:01 I said you're getting the hell out of here.

01:19:03 That's the end of it.

01:19:05 Guys, look, I'm sorry.

01:19:09 I hate to admit it, but this time he's right.

01:19:11 You can't be here. It's a liability thing.

01:19:13 Man, he's the motherfuckin' liability.

01:19:15 Don't worry about it. This is my investigation.

01:19:17 I promise you there will be no bloodshed. I promise.

01:19:20 Come on, guys. Let's go.

01:19:24 You okay, Charlie?

01:19:30 Uh, yeah.

01:19:32 I'm just, uh...

01:19:34 freshening up.

01:19:36 How do you want to handle it?

01:19:43 I say we storm the place and start shooting.

01:19:46 What if he's unarmed?

01:19:48 Plant a gun on him afterwards.

01:19:50 Don't fuck it up this time.

01:19:57 Don't fuck it up this time.

01:19:59 Agent Beauchesne!

01:20:24 It's Stuby. He's got Bailey Gates and the girl.

01:20:27 What?

01:20:29 This is Beauchesne. What's going on?

01:20:36 I caught him out on 134 in a stolen vehicle.

01:20:38 Bailey Gates and the girl. I got them.

01:20:40 Officer Stuby, I don't want you to attempt to move them alone.

01:20:43 Don't move them. We'll be right there.

01:20:45 Get in your car. Come on.

01:20:47 You sure are sorry about this, officer.

01:20:51 But our daddy always told us to trust our instinct,

01:20:54 and our instinct is telling us something don't smell right.

01:20:56 Come on. Let's roll.

01:20:58 You guys are making a big mistake.

01:21:00 'Cause I promise you, when I find your old man,

01:21:02 I'm personally gonna fuck him up.

01:21:04 Now, why you go and say something like that for, huh?

01:21:11 Lee Harvey.

01:21:13 What's the diameter of a chicken egg?

01:21:15 4.08 centimeters.

01:21:17 No, no. What's that in inches?

01:21:19 I got 10 bucks here I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.

01:21:22 Man, you can't put no chicken egg up his ass.

01:21:24 Man, look at him. He a tight ass.

01:21:26 No, it can be done. Yo, I'll take that bet.

01:21:28 Right on. Pull your ass out.

01:21:30 Tell you one thing.

01:21:40 If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

01:21:42 What are we gonna do about Whitey?

01:21:44 Take a guess. We're going on without him.

01:21:47 Moody.

01:21:49 Yeah, well, I didn't have the fun you had last night.

01:21:51 I just had the hangover and the swollen prostate.

01:21:54 Do you have any cash left from when we checked in?

01:21:56 Yes. 60 bucks, but it's Whitey's.

01:21:59 Yeah, well, bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer.

01:22:03 A pan, but it's under protest.

01:22:11 Come on. It was close enough.

01:22:12 Yeah, whatever.

01:22:15 Shit.

01:22:17 Hey, give me the police scanner, man, so we can find out what the fuck's going on.

01:22:19 All right.

01:22:20 Hey, look, check it out. You might not have flied this damn thing.

01:22:22 Motherfucker, it can't be that hard.

01:22:24 It's just lift versus drag and rotation.

01:22:26 Yeah, man, get your head out your ass.

01:22:28 Man, it ain't that. Man, this damn manual was written in German, you assholes.

01:22:30 Motherfucker, you speak German, don't you?

01:22:32 Motherfucker, I can speak it. I ain't say I can read this shit all that good.

01:22:35 You's a motherfucking disgrace.

01:22:37 [speaking German]

01:22:42 [speaking German]

01:22:44 [speaking German]

01:22:48 Get this motherfucker off the ground!

01:22:50 All right, all right, all right.

01:22:52 Oh, shit.

01:22:54 Oh.

01:23:07 Oh.

01:23:09 Oh, Jesus.

01:23:12 Would somebody get this goddamn chicken out of my ass, please?

01:23:16 Oh.

01:23:18 [chicken clucking]

01:23:20 [indistinct chatter]

01:23:32 I'll take 19, you take 20.

01:23:34 Stay back.

01:23:38 ♪ Some turn out a hundred grand ♪

01:23:43 Goddamn it!

01:23:45 ♪ Shake his hand ♪

01:23:47 Those sons of bitches. I'll show 'em, those sons of bitches.

01:23:51 ♪ And dance ♪

01:23:53 I need a gun and lots of ammo.

01:23:55 Oh, sorry, 72-hour wait.

01:23:58 Better law.

01:24:00 How far am I from Rhode Island?

01:24:02 About four or five hours.

01:24:04 Got a map of New England if you want.

01:24:06 $1.95.

01:24:08 Here's a five. Keep the change.

01:24:11 Thanks.

01:24:13 [phone ringing]

01:24:15 [phone ringing]

01:24:22 Hello?

01:24:24 Minneret, it's Charlie.

01:24:26 Charlie, you are in deep shit. Where the hell are you?

01:24:29 Listen, you gotta get a message to the colonel for me.

01:24:32 But no one outside the department can know about this, all right?

01:24:35 Okay? 'Cause this is deep.

01:24:37 430, South County train station.

01:24:39 Bring plenty of backup. You got it.

01:24:41 And don't worry, nobody outside the department will hear about this.

01:24:44 Watch yourself, buddy, okay?

01:24:46 430, huh?

01:24:51 Thanks for notifying us, officer. You've been a really big help.

01:24:54 Stay close.

01:24:56 Yes, sir.

01:24:58 Excuse me. Huh?

01:25:00 Where's Dickie?

01:25:02 He's waiting for us in Boston.

01:25:05 I think it's about time our little rich boy got his hands dirty.

01:25:08 Tell me.

01:25:12 How was, uh, Mr. Wonderful?

01:25:15 This is getting really ridiculous, Charlie, so just let it go.

01:25:20 Well, you just-- You know, I turn my back for one minute,

01:25:23 you stick it up my ass. Literally.

01:25:25 Pure information. You stuck it in your own ass!

01:25:29 Oh, don't turn this around on me, okay?

01:25:32 You're the one who can't keep your legs closed.

01:25:35 Why are you doing this?

01:25:46 Because I like you!

01:25:48 What?

01:25:58 I like you.

01:26:00 I like you.

01:26:12 Why you shouldn't, Charlie.

01:26:16 I'm just a ditz.

01:26:19 A ditz? What are you talking about?

01:26:23 You're 27 years old. You're the superintendent of a major golf resort.

01:26:27 Um, yeah, well, I kind of fudged my resume a little bit to get that job.

01:26:32 Oh?

01:26:35 Look, I don't know the first thing about running a golf course, Charlie.

01:26:38 I'm a model.

01:26:40 Huh?

01:26:42 I moved to New York, but none of it worked out, so then I tried to be an actress, and...

01:26:47 I got deceiving disorder where I gained, like, 20 pounds.

01:26:52 That's not that bad.

01:26:54 In a week. Oh.

01:26:56 So I kind of lost my self-respect.

01:26:59 Before you know it, I had 70-year-old guys trying to support me,

01:27:03 and I just really didn't like who I was becoming.

01:27:07 God, I've made so many mistakes.

01:27:14 Irene.

01:27:17 You didn't know what Dickie was up to, did you?

01:27:24 I may be a ditz, but I'm not a crook.

01:27:28 [acoustic guitar music]

01:27:31 ♪ When we met, light was shed, thoughts freed flow ♪

01:27:44 ♪ You said you've got something deep inside of you ♪

01:27:51 ♪ A wind chime boy sounds, sway of your hips round rings ♪

01:27:57 ♪ Through ♪

01:27:58 Yeah, this was really sore.

01:28:00 ♪ It goes deep inside of you ♪

01:28:03 ♪ Oh ♪

01:28:04 [rock music]

01:28:06 [engine revving]

01:28:09 Wow.

01:28:14 I never get tired of hearing that.

01:28:19 [chuckles]

01:28:21 Hey.

01:28:36 Oh, hey. I'm looking for my friends.

01:28:38 A pretty little blonde and a tall guy with a buzz cut.

01:28:41 Cabin E.

01:28:42 Thanks a lot.

01:28:44 [rock music]

01:28:47 ♪

01:28:54 Shh. Don't make a sound.

01:28:56 I don't know anything,

01:28:57 and that's exactly what I told the police.

01:28:59 I swear.

01:29:00 Shut up, Irene. You just listen to me.

01:29:02 Maybe we can work something out.

01:29:04 [yells]

01:29:05 [glass shatters]

01:29:07 Time to face the music, Mozart.

01:29:09 And one and two and--

01:29:11 [rock music]

01:29:14 ♪

01:29:15 No!

01:29:16 [yells]

01:29:17 [rock music]

01:29:20 ♪

01:29:23 [grunts]

01:29:25 [grunts]

01:29:32 Warden, I want my own cell.

01:29:35 Oh, great. You again.

01:29:38 [sighs]

01:29:40 Who treated this sapoo's ass?

01:29:42 It's Dickie.

01:29:43 It's the guy who got me into all this crap.

01:29:45 Oh, your golf buddy.

01:29:46 Yeah.

01:29:47 I hope he doesn't mind if I play through.

01:29:49 Knock it off, Hank.

01:29:50 Okay, turn around. I'll play the back nine.

01:29:52 Stop it.

01:29:53 Come on.

01:29:54 He couldn't have treated up the greens that badly.

01:29:56 Get away from me!

01:29:57 Whoa.

01:29:58 He hasn't played the course in a long time, okay?

01:30:00 It was Charlie who was putting.

01:30:02 Charlie?

01:30:03 Yeah, that's right.

01:30:04 He might not be locked with the team,

01:30:05 but he's got a pretty good up-and-down game.

01:30:07 What the hell is that--

01:30:08 Can we just speak English for a second here?

01:30:10 I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank!

01:30:12 Okay? You tricked me!

01:30:14 Yeah, that's right. I did trick you.

01:30:16 It was deceitful.

01:30:17 It was disgusting and despicable.

01:30:19 But just this once, try to look at it from my side.

01:30:22 I was horny.

01:30:23 Oh, God!

01:30:25 You are such an asshole!

01:30:27 Come on.

01:30:28 Don't be mad, my little pussy fart.

01:30:30 [gasps]

01:30:31 [grunts]

01:30:32 [grunts]

01:30:34 Now, I warned you about that, buddy.

01:30:36 Warned me about what?

01:30:39 Charlie?

01:30:41 Uh-huh.

01:30:43 Providence, Rhode Island.

01:30:45 Ten-minute stop.

01:30:46 Huh?

01:30:47 Did you--

01:30:48 What?

01:30:49 What the hell is going on here?

01:30:50 Well, Hank was coming on to me again.

01:30:52 Hank!

01:30:53 Damn it.

01:30:55 I'm so sick of that guy!

01:30:57 Okay, Hank, come on out here.

01:30:59 Let's settle this the old-fashioned way.

01:31:00 Come on!

01:31:01 I may not be tough, but damn it, I can get good and mad!

01:31:04 [pounding]

01:31:06 Stop it, man!

01:31:07 You're scaring me!

01:31:08 What's the matter?

01:31:09 Let's get off.

01:31:10 Let's get off before he wakes up.

01:31:11 Come on.

01:31:12 I'm not through with you, buster.

01:31:13 I'm not through with you!

01:31:14 Come on!

01:31:15 [train whistle blows]

01:31:17 [train bell rings]

01:31:19 [train whistle blows]

01:31:21 What's the matter, Hank?

01:31:22 Afraid to pick on someone your own size?

01:31:24 [yells]

01:31:25 [grunts]

01:31:27 Are you okay?

01:31:28 What happened?

01:31:30 That was dirty.

01:31:32 All right, come on!

01:31:34 Where are you?

01:31:35 Where are you?

01:31:37 Here I am.

01:31:38 Oh, you bastard!

01:31:40 [grunts]

01:31:43 Stop it!

01:31:44 You're gonna kill him!

01:31:45 [grunts]

01:31:47 Don't touch me!

01:31:48 No touching me!

01:31:50 [yells]

01:31:51 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tony, don't beg him, don't beg him,

01:31:53 don't beg him!

01:31:54 Get on your knees and beg me.

01:31:55 Of yours.

01:31:56 I beg I die!

01:31:57 You!

01:31:58 [yells]

01:31:59 [grunts]

01:32:02 On your feet, Opie.

01:32:04 We're gonna have some fun.

01:32:06 Irene!

01:32:07 Irene!

01:32:09 [yells]

01:32:11 Hi, ladies.

01:32:12 My name is Charlie Bailey Gates.

01:32:14 Wanna see my weasel?

01:32:16 [yells]

01:32:17 [yells]

01:32:19 Free hot dogs here, all you can eat.

01:32:22 Get your foot long and a bag of nuts.

01:32:24 No!

01:32:25 Don't listen to him!

01:32:26 It's not me!

01:32:27 It's Hank!

01:32:29 It's Hank!

01:32:30 [grunts]

01:32:33 Come back here, Hank!

01:32:35 I'm not through with you!

01:32:37 [yells]

01:32:40 [laughs]

01:32:41 [grunts]

01:32:42 [glass shatters]

01:32:43 [yells]

01:32:45 Had enough?

01:32:46 Up yours.

01:32:47 [glass shatters]

01:32:49 [grunts]

01:32:51 Stop it!

01:32:52 You stop it!

01:32:54 [tires screech]

01:32:56 [suspenseful music]

01:32:58 It's Gherki!

01:32:59 Come on!

01:33:00 All right, Hank, truce.

01:33:01 For now, fucker.

01:33:03 [yells]

01:33:05 [suspenseful music]

01:33:09 Watch out!

01:33:10 [yells]

01:33:11 [glass shatters]

01:33:12 I'll follow the girl.

01:33:13 You get Bailey Gates.

01:33:14 [suspenseful music]

01:33:20 [yells]

01:33:21 Police officer!

01:33:22 Everybody down!

01:33:23 Get out!

01:33:25 [gunshot]

01:33:26 [yells]

01:33:27 Ow!

01:33:29 [gunshot]

01:33:30 [yells]

01:33:32 Get out of the way!

01:33:33 [gunshots]

01:33:37 Hank, we're shot!

01:33:38 Come on, you pussy.

01:33:39 It's just a flesh wound.

01:33:40 Look.

01:33:41 [yells]

01:33:42 [gunshot]

01:33:43 [yells]

01:33:44 [suspenseful music]

01:33:51 Look, there's keys in that car.

01:33:53 No!

01:33:54 I can't go on.

01:33:57 I think-- oh!

01:34:00 I think I'm going to faint.

01:34:04 [tires screeching]

01:34:05 [yells]

01:34:06 [tires screeching]

01:34:10 Do you mean to say I got to carry your sorry ass?

01:34:15 All right.

01:34:17 Come on, Rip Van Wussy.

01:34:20 [grunting]

01:34:24 Jesus, you're heavy.

01:34:26 [grunting]

01:34:31 Now, get in there.

01:34:33 [grunting]

01:34:34 [suspenseful music]

01:34:39 [singing]

01:34:42 And we're gone.

01:34:43 [singing]

01:34:47 Oh, shit!

01:34:48 Don't worry about it.

01:34:51 Oh!

01:34:52 [tires screeching]

01:34:53 Hank, what have you done?

01:34:55 Oh, my god!

01:34:56 Don't you just love it?

01:34:58 [tires screeching]

01:34:59 [music]

01:35:01 (SINGING) It's a strange condition, a day in prison.

01:35:09 But it's got me out of my head, and I

01:35:12 don't know what I came for.

01:35:17 You are a sick pup.

01:35:19 Yeah, well, it takes one to know one.

01:35:22 What are you doing?

01:35:23 Hank!

01:35:24 [grunting]

01:35:25 Ever been bitch slapped?

01:35:27 [grunting]

01:35:28 I'm going to kill you, Hank, I swear to god!

01:35:32 Arrivederci, Deadwood.

01:35:34 No!

01:35:35 [screaming]

01:35:37 [music]

01:35:38 (SINGING) 'Cause I'm falling over.

01:35:41 And it's a strange condition, a day in prison.

01:35:49 You got me out of my head, and I don't know what I came for.

01:35:56 Oh, and I want you to know.

01:35:59 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:36:02 [music]

01:36:06 [thud]

01:36:07 [music]

01:36:11 [grunting]

01:36:12 [music]

01:36:19 [whistling]

01:36:23 What the hell are you still doing here?

01:36:25 You can't just throw me away, Hank.

01:36:27 We're in this together!

01:36:28 [tires screeching]

01:36:29 [thud]

01:36:30 [screaming]

01:36:34 Richard, cover the other end.

01:36:37 I want Charlie arrested on sight.

01:36:39 [chatter]

01:36:42 [thud]

01:36:43 [thud]

01:36:56 [grunting]

01:36:58 [thud]

01:36:59 [grunt]

01:37:00 [chatter]

01:37:03 Hey, Irene.

01:37:15 You just keep walking.

01:37:17 [tires screeching]

01:37:22 [music]

01:37:25 [door opening]

01:37:28 Irene?

01:37:30 Irene?

01:37:31 Hold it, Bailey Gates.

01:37:37 Come with me.

01:37:38 Not now, Finneran.

01:37:39 Yes, now!

01:37:40 [thud]

01:37:41 [screaming]

01:37:43 That was me.

01:37:44 Yeah, big deal.

01:37:45 The guy's got a glass jaw.

01:37:46 Shut up, Hank.

01:37:47 You know, you're so--

01:37:48 Hank!

01:37:49 Hank!

01:37:51 Hey, let her go!

01:37:53 She asked for you, asshole.

01:37:54 Big deal!

01:37:55 You know I don't know anything!

01:38:03 Shut up, Irene.

01:38:04 It's too late.

01:38:07 [thud]

01:38:08 [screaming]

01:38:09 [glass shattering]

01:38:11 Mom!

01:38:12 Mom!

01:38:13 Hank!

01:38:16 Hank!

01:38:18 No way.

01:38:19 Come on.

01:38:20 Mom!

01:38:21 [screaming]

01:38:24 [music]

01:38:27 [grunting]

01:38:30 Oh, no, water.

01:38:32 Yeah, she's pretty much screwed.

01:38:34 Come on, I'll buy you a beer.

01:38:35 No!

01:38:36 We're doing this!

01:38:37 [grunting]

01:38:40 Hank!

01:38:42 Hank?

01:38:43 What are you doing?

01:38:44 Give me the leg!

01:38:45 [screaming]

01:38:46 Hank, hurry!

01:38:48 [screaming]

01:38:49 This is my body!

01:38:51 Do you understand?

01:38:53 Hank, I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank.

01:38:56 I don't need you to fight my battles for me.

01:38:58 If you can back down from something this important,

01:39:00 you're nothing at all.

01:39:02 You're nothing at all!

01:39:03 I got my leg back.

01:39:11 Oh, no.

01:39:12 Hank!

01:39:14 I'm coming, Irene!

01:39:15 [thud]

01:39:16 [screaming]

01:39:20 Hank!

01:39:21 Mom!

01:39:22 It's OK, Irene!

01:39:25 Hank's gone!

01:39:27 It's me, Charlie!

01:39:28 Charlie?

01:39:30 Uh, maybe you should go back and get help.

01:39:33 No, I can handle it.

01:39:36 Ah, I'm warning you, pal, you're going to get hurt.

01:39:40 Uh, be careful, Charlie!

01:39:44 Just do what he says, Charlie.

01:39:45 Back off!

01:39:46 Back off!

01:39:47 Just turn around now!

01:39:48 Take it easy, Dickie.

01:39:49 Take it easy.

01:39:51 There's nowhere to go.

01:39:54 Come on, Dickie.

01:39:56 Give me the gun.

01:39:58 Come on.

01:40:01 Come on.

01:40:02 That's it.

01:40:04 Nice and easy.

01:40:06 [gunshot]

01:40:07 [screaming]

01:40:08 [screaming]

01:40:17 Where's my phone?

01:40:19 That's kidnapping and assault.

01:40:20 You know that, don't you?

01:40:21 Well, why stop there?

01:40:22 No!

01:40:23 [thud]

01:40:24 Oh, god.

01:40:25 [screaming]

01:40:26 Oh!

01:40:27 Whitey!

01:40:29 Rock and roll!

01:40:32 [screaming]

01:40:33 Irene?

01:40:41 Irene!

01:40:42 [music playing]

01:40:45 [music playing]

01:40:47 Oh, Irene!

01:40:56 Irene!

01:41:09 [inaudible]

01:41:10 [music playing]

01:41:12 Irene!

01:41:17 [inaudible]

01:41:18 Irene!

01:41:19 Oh, my god!

01:41:20 [inaudible]

01:41:21 [screaming]

01:41:22 [screaming]

01:41:23 [inaudible]

01:41:24 [screaming]

01:41:25 [music playing]

01:41:27 [inaudible]

01:41:28 [music playing]

01:41:29 Keep going.

01:41:30 Bring it down.

01:41:31 Bring it down.

01:41:32 [inaudible]

01:41:33 We're coming, daddy!

01:41:34 We're coming, man!

01:41:35 It's my kid!

01:41:36 [inaudible]

01:41:37 [music playing]

01:41:39 [screaming]

01:41:40 [inaudible]

01:41:41 [music playing]

01:41:42 Come on, daddy!

01:41:43 Bring the horse in, motherfucker, man!

01:41:45 [music playing]

01:41:46 [inaudible]

01:41:47 [music playing]

01:41:48 [inaudible]

01:41:49 [music playing]

01:41:50 [inaudible]

01:41:51 [music playing]

01:41:52 [inaudible]

01:41:53 [music playing]

01:41:54 [inaudible]

01:41:55 [music playing]

01:41:56 [inaudible]

01:41:57 [music playing]

01:41:58 [inaudible]

01:41:59 [music playing]

01:42:00 [inaudible]

01:42:01 [music playing]

01:42:02 I was dancing with the lady.

01:42:03 She gets me there every time.

01:42:04 On the road to recovery.

01:42:05 Shit, I think we missed the damn sign.

01:42:07 I'll stay away from you until we die.

01:42:09 So how's my thumb looking, Doc?

01:42:12 I'll let you know when I find it.

01:42:14 Irene, Charlie.

01:42:16 Hey.

01:42:17 This is Agent Steve Parfit, FBI.

01:42:19 Nice to see you.

01:42:20 Nice to meet you.

01:42:21 You must be awfully proud of these maniacs.

01:42:24 Oh, I am.

01:42:27 Yeah, you know, we proud of this motherfucker, too.

01:42:29 Oh!

01:42:30 [laughing]

01:42:31 It's good to see you safe, Dad.

01:42:32 I'll tell you that.

01:42:33 Yeah.

01:42:34 The colonel informed them that all the guilty parties

01:42:36 had been apprehended.

01:42:38 Gerke was arraigned at a Providence hospital,

01:42:40 and Agent Beauchesne had been arrested at the train

01:42:43 station in New London.

01:42:45 But Charlie Bailey Gates had other things on his mind.

01:42:49 Hey, Charlie, nicely done.

01:42:50 Oh, thanks, C-Bass.

01:42:53 Hey, Whitey.

01:42:54 Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate

01:42:57 everything you did for me.

01:42:58 And I owe you a huge one.

01:43:01 And I'm truly sorry that you had to kill again.

01:43:05 Must be really messing with your head.

01:43:07 I never killed anyone before.

01:43:09 What?

01:43:10 Look, you were an admitted schizo who was wanted for murder,

01:43:13 and you're laying in bed next to me,

01:43:14 gabbing like a 16-year-old girl on the telephone.

01:43:17 You freaked me out, man.

01:43:20 What about your family?

01:43:22 How did they die?

01:43:23 I never said they were dead.

01:43:26 I said they were gone.

01:43:28 They moved to Phoenix, the bastards.

01:43:30 And look at me.

01:43:31 I wouldn't last two minutes out in the desert.

01:43:34 Hey, your bandage is wet.

01:43:37 Oh, yeah?

01:43:38 Well, maybe it's time to come off.

01:43:41 I'm surprised it's held on this long.

01:43:44 Hey, that's not so bad.

01:43:47 Hey, Daddy, we just wanted to say that you--

01:43:50 Holy shit.

01:43:52 Look, Daddy got a goddamn butthole on his face.

01:43:55 Oh, boy.

01:43:57 Here we go.

01:43:59 He sure is a Spartacus-looking motherfucker.

01:44:02 Hey, Daddy, man, look, man, now you can blow your nose

01:44:04 and wipe your ass at the same damn time.

01:44:06 [laughing]

01:44:08 You know what I'm saying?

01:44:15 Oh, shit.

01:44:17 So...

01:44:25 So?

01:44:27 How'd your meeting with the shrink go?

01:44:29 Oh, wonderful.

01:44:31 Queen Bella Half.

01:44:32 Yeah?

01:44:33 Just another well-rounded individual.

01:44:34 That's great, Charlie.

01:44:36 I'm really happy for you.

01:44:38 Thank you.

01:44:40 Well, uh...

01:44:42 I hope if you're ever, you know, around here,

01:44:46 you'll, uh...

01:44:49 come and visit us.

01:44:52 Yeah.

01:44:54 Little roadie.

01:44:56 Biggest little saint in the union.

01:44:58 [laughing]

01:45:00 Yeah.

01:45:02 Yeah.

01:45:04 Oh, let me get that.

01:45:08 Oh. [laughs]

01:45:09 Thanks.

01:45:11 Hey, Irene.

01:45:15 Yeah?

01:45:17 Maybe I could come visit you sometime soon.

01:45:22 Promise?

01:45:24 You bet.

01:45:29 And that's the word of a Rhode Island state trooper, ma'am.

01:45:34 [engine starts]

01:45:44 [engine turns off]

01:45:46 [engine rumbles]

01:45:49 [music playing]

01:45:53 [music playing]

01:45:57 [music playing]

01:46:00 ♪ I found you settin' on a suitcase crying ♪

01:46:05 ♪ Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train ♪

01:46:12 ♪ Now laugh out loud, 'cause it's the one thing ♪

01:46:18 ♪ I hadn't been trying, yeah ♪

01:46:23 ♪ The train came in breathless ♪

01:46:25 ♪ The passenger's restless ♪

01:46:27 ♪ And baby, you'll never change ♪

01:46:30 ♪ You gotta get going, you gotta keep going ♪

01:46:35 ♪ And the world ain't slowing down ♪

01:46:39 - You gotta be kidding.

01:46:41 - Hold it right there.

01:46:46 - Waters? - Yes?

01:46:53 - I'd like you to step out of the car.

01:46:55 - What did I not do now?

01:46:57 - You have reason to believe this is a stolen vehicle.

01:46:59 - What?

01:47:00 No, no, no, I rented this car.

01:47:03 - Would you step out of the car, please?

01:47:05 - Great.

01:47:09 - Front of the car, please.

01:47:13 Hands on the hood.

01:47:15 Spread your legs.

01:47:17 - That's great, uh-huh.

01:47:17 - Thank you, I'll have to see to it, ma'am.

01:47:20 (laughing)

01:47:22 - Oh, you guys.

01:47:24 You guys are beautiful.

01:47:26 Look, why don't we just skip the trial, get right to it.

01:47:28 You can lock me up and keep me here forever.

01:47:31 - That's what I had planned.

01:47:34 Look.

01:47:37 Man, I hope her little skinny ass is reading this.

01:47:41 - Man, I'm pretty sure she's looking, man.

01:47:43 - She's pretty.

01:47:44 ♪ You gotta get going, you gotta keep going ♪

01:47:47 ♪ And the world ain't slowing down ♪

01:47:50 - Charming.

01:47:53 ♪ It's the car of the car ♪

01:47:55 ♪ And I'll show you how to make it go ♪

01:47:59 ♪ Sound like a song ♪

01:48:01 ♪ It's your last picture ♪

01:48:03 ♪ You hold the picture ♪

01:48:05 ♪ With color squeezed from your hands ♪

01:48:08 ♪ Watching the cat at his party ♪

01:48:10 ♪ While we're married, go around ♪

01:48:12 - It's gonna be raining wine and roses tonight.

01:48:15 - I'll tell you one thing,

01:48:16 it's gonna be raining my motherfucking cookies

01:48:18 if this motherfucker don't stop this turbulence shit.

01:48:20 Come on, man.

01:48:22 - Well, that's Charlie's story and I'm sticking to it.

01:48:25 They all moved in together and lived

01:48:27 as one big happy family.

01:48:29 Charlie and Irene, the guys,

01:48:32 even that nice albino fella, Whitey.

01:48:35 And I'm happy to report Charlie got promoted to lieutenant

01:48:39 in the greatest law enforcement agency in the land,

01:48:42 the Rhode Island State Police.

01:48:45 Yeah, it was a regular slice of Americana.

01:48:49 - Y'all come back now.

01:48:50 Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie.

01:48:53 (laughing)

01:48:54 ♪ You gotta get going ♪

01:48:56 ♪ You gotta get going ♪

01:48:59 ♪ And the world ain't slowing down for no one ♪

01:49:04 ♪ It's a carnival car ♪

01:49:06 ♪ I'm just a woman of the year ♪

01:49:10 ♪ It sounds like a song ♪

01:49:12 ♪ It's your last picture ♪

01:49:15 ♪ You paint the picture ♪

01:49:16 ♪ With color squeezed from your hands ♪

01:49:20 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on a merry-go ♪

01:49:24 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on a merry-go ♪

01:49:28 ♪ Weren't you the kid who just climbed on a merry-go round ♪

01:49:33 ♪ Hey look, the world ain't slowing down ♪

01:49:38 ♪ Hey ♪

01:49:42 ♪ The world ain't slowing down ♪

01:49:47 ♪ Hey ♪

01:49:50 ♪ It's a big blue world ♪

01:49:54 ♪ It's a big blue world ♪

01:49:58 ♪ We're riding on a big blue world ♪

01:50:02 (upbeat music)

01:50:14 (upbeat music)

01:50:17 (upbeat music)

01:50:20 (upbeat music)

01:50:22 (upbeat music)

01:50:49 ♪ In the morning you go gunning ♪

01:50:52 ♪ For the man who stole your water ♪

01:50:56 ♪ Then you fight until he's drowning ♪

01:51:00 ♪ But they catch you at the border ♪

01:51:04 ♪ And the mourners are out singing ♪

01:51:08 ♪ As they drag you by your feet ♪

01:51:12 ♪ But the hangman isn't hanging ♪

01:51:16 ♪ And they put you on the street ♪

01:51:20 ♪ You go back, Jack, do it again ♪

01:51:25 ♪ Wheels turning round and round ♪

01:51:28 ♪ You go back, Jack, do it again ♪

01:51:32 (upbeat music)

01:51:34 ♪ Well you know you're no high climber ♪

01:51:42 ♪ And you find out your only friend ♪

01:51:44 ♪ Is in a room with a two timer ♪

01:51:46 ♪ And you're sure you're near the end ♪

01:51:48 ♪ And you love a little wah-wah ♪

01:51:50 ♪ You bring to a smile and a slow walk ♪

01:51:52 ♪ All the time that you know you're smiling ♪

01:51:55 ♪ Your black cards can make you money ♪

01:51:58 ♪ So you hide them when you're able ♪

01:52:02 ♪ In the land of milk and honey ♪

01:52:06 ♪ You must put them on the table ♪

01:52:10 ♪ You go back, Jack, do it again ♪

01:52:15 ♪ Wheels turning round and round ♪

01:52:18 ♪ You go back, Jack, do it again ♪

01:52:22 (upbeat music)

01:52:26 (upbeat music)

01:52:29 (upbeat music)

01:52:32 (upbeat music)

01:52:34 (upbeat music)

01:52:37 (upbeat music)

01:52:40 (upbeat music)

01:52:42 (upbeat music)

01:52:48 (upbeat music)

01:52:55 (upbeat music)

01:53:03 (upbeat music)

01:53:06 (upbeat music)

01:53:14 ♪ Hope alone ♪

01:53:23 ♪ Sometimes quick it isn't real ♪

01:53:25 ♪ I will run through the nameless woods ♪

01:53:28 ♪ I will run ♪

01:53:29 ♪ Hope's alone ♪

01:53:32 ♪ Sometimes what it feels real ♪

01:53:34 ♪ As I walk through it's just like ♪

01:53:36 ♪ Oh my God I'm falling ♪

01:53:39 ♪ This day never seems to ♪

01:53:41 ♪ This day never ♪

01:53:43 ♪ This day never seems to ♪

01:53:45 ♪ This rage I cannot let go ♪

01:53:48 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:53:51 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:53:54 ♪ I'll prove my love to my ♪

01:53:57 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:54:00 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:54:03 ♪ I'll prove my love to my soul ♪

01:54:07 (upbeat music)

01:54:09 ♪ So alone ♪

01:54:17 ♪ Sometimes it's where I can't hear ♪

01:54:19 ♪ The tonne of the voices ♪

01:54:21 ♪ What I feel alone ♪

01:54:26 ♪ Feels finally seems to feel ♪

01:54:28 ♪ That they're alone inside this place ♪

01:54:31 ♪ I have found this place ♪

01:54:33 ♪ This day never seems to ♪

01:54:35 ♪ This day never ♪

01:54:37 ♪ This day never seems to ♪

01:54:39 ♪ This rage I cannot let go ♪

01:54:43 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:54:45 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:54:48 ♪ I'll prove my love to my ♪

01:54:51 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:54:54 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:54:57 ♪ I'll prove my love to my soul ♪

01:55:01 ♪ Now every face looks familiar ♪

01:55:05 ♪ Then every face melts away till now ♪

01:55:07 ♪ Everyone do you know ♪

01:55:09 ♪ I know your deception ♪

01:55:11 ♪ Now everyone looks familiar ♪

01:55:13 ♪ Then every face melts away till now ♪

01:55:15 ♪ Everyone do you know ♪

01:55:17 ♪ I know your deception ♪

01:55:20 ♪ I am in doubt ♪

01:55:22 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:55:25 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:55:28 ♪ I'll prove my love to my ♪

01:55:31 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:55:34 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:55:37 ♪ I'll prove my love to my soul ♪

01:55:41 ♪ Feel the pride ♪

01:55:43 ♪ Feel the knock on my door ♪

01:55:46 ♪ I'll prove my love to my soul ♪

01:55:51 ( engine revving )

01:55:54 Okay, everybody.

01:55:56 The water temperature is 63 degrees.

01:55:58 Pop's thumb should be all right

01:56:00 if we find it within the next six hours.

01:56:01 - You sure about that? - Do the math, motherfucker.

01:56:04 Damn.

01:56:05 Jeez.

01:56:07 ( wind blowing )

01:56:09 Hey, I think I found it.

01:56:17 What?

01:56:19 ( wind blowing )

01:56:21 False alarm.

01:56:26 Oh, damn, Whitey!

01:56:28 ( water splashing )

01:56:30 ( silence )

01:56:33 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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