Big Cat vs Will Compton: The $2000 Showdown - The Pro Football Football Show Week 17

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00:00 All right, we're back.
00:01 Another season, pro football, football show.
00:05 Chevy Silverado, Chicago.
00:07 Couldn't be more excited to be back.
00:09 - Yeah, Will, how are you feeling?
00:11 - Boys, girl, this season is going to be awesome.
00:15 But who is this jabroni?
00:18 That's the mystery guest.
00:19 Different host every single week.
00:21 I love that idea.
00:23 Let's go!
00:24 (upbeat music)
00:27 (car engine revving)
00:30 - Welcome to the pro football, football show
00:41 presented by the Chevy Silverado, week 17 of the NFL.
00:45 We are obviously not in studio together.
00:47 We are all in our respective places for the holidays.
00:50 Dan, first of all, thank you for filling in for me last week
00:52 when I had family things.
00:54 I also was told that you said
00:55 it was the most important gambling week of the year,
00:58 that you cannot have a bad gambling week during the holidays
01:01 and from what it looks like, you had a pretty good week.
01:03 - I mean, I crushed it.
01:04 I crushed it, but let's be honest.
01:06 So I do, people will be like,
01:08 "Oh, you don't bet all your bets or your picks."
01:10 So for this show, we have to pick every game.
01:12 I don't bet every single game, but I do,
01:15 like if I'm betting the games,
01:16 I'm betting what I say on this show.
01:18 So I'm consistent with that.
01:20 My problem over Christmas was,
01:22 I think I went like seven and one
01:24 and I went huge on the Cowboys and I was texting Will
01:27 and it's like just classic, you know, idiot gambling brain.
01:30 Like I went huge on the Cowboys.
01:32 I lost my NBA bets, but the Ravens,
01:34 I was so confident in the Ravens
01:36 and they came through for me.
01:37 So we got it all back.
01:39 But yeah, those are the worst.
01:40 When you go seven and one and you're like,
01:41 "Wait, I didn't win any money today because I'm an idiot."
01:44 And I'd like doubled, tripled up on one bet.
01:47 But yeah, we're back and Will's back too
01:48 'cause he had the Raiders outright, money line.
01:50 - Yes, that is the only bet that saved me.
01:53 As I did, I texted Dan and I was pretty down in the dumps.
01:55 I was just like, "Hey, it's just not a really good day."
01:58 Every bet that I made was on, you know,
02:01 every game that I lost up until the Raiders.
02:03 I put 250 on the money line, won everything back.
02:07 So we're back in the saddle.
02:09 That was a massive win, by the way.
02:11 That was a massive win by the Raiders.
02:13 - Yes, yes.
02:14 - Massive win and I know, so it's the holidays still.
02:17 I mean, this week between Christmas and New Year's
02:18 always feels fake.
02:20 I know we have the Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl,
02:21 so we have to do a little bit of work all together,
02:23 but you have 14 games on New Year's Eve.
02:27 So Dan, I assume that this is also
02:29 the most important week of the year
02:30 because it's still the holidays.
02:31 - Yeah, I mean, I'm betting every bowl game.
02:33 I don't even know who's opting in, opting out.
02:35 I don't even, my new strategy is like,
02:37 I'm not even reading about the bowl games.
02:40 I'm just going straight off vibes
02:41 and I've actually been okay with that.
02:44 But I've also like bet a couple of games.
02:46 I'm like, "Who the fuck is starting
02:47 "for Minnesota right now?"
02:48 So it's a mess out there.
02:51 - And I know, Kasey, you got Texas A&M going right now.
02:54 - Yes, I do.
02:55 - Wisconsin's got a big game on New Year's Day.
02:57 Will, when is Nebraska play?
03:00 - Next year, next September, I believe.
03:03 Maybe the end of August, I'm not sure.
03:05 I don't know if it's gone.
03:06 - That's a lot of good practice you're missing out.
03:07 That's a lot of good practice you're missing out.
03:09 - Hey, listen, winter conditioning,
03:12 it's just an extension of spring ball.
03:13 Right now, they're working on the new guys.
03:15 All eyes are on Dylan Raiola getting in the building.
03:18 Expect us to have a big year going into 2024.
03:21 - I gotta say, A&M is playing right now.
03:23 I know by the time this airs,
03:24 we'll probably be talking about how A&M lost.
03:26 But I almost wish I wasn't playing in a bowl game
03:29 because it's so ugly and so gross.
03:31 So, Will, I'm kind of envious
03:32 that you're just sitting at home right now
03:33 not having to watch what I'm watching.
03:35 - Kasey, look, playing in a bowl game these days
03:37 is overrated if you're not playing
03:38 in the college football playoff.
03:40 - Yeah, you said that all season long.
03:42 - Definitely, he didn't want to be an Indian at all
03:44 playing in the Big Ten Championship against Michigan.
03:46 Did not want to be there.
03:48 - I have one other thing I would like to say.
03:51 This is gonna be by far the least prep I've done
03:55 for the show in a given week
03:56 because of Christmas and everything.
03:58 It's a quick turnaround.
03:59 We're taping on Wednesday.
04:00 So, I want people to know that right now
04:02 'cause I am red hot.
04:03 I'm like, what, 127 in 100?
04:05 That's ridiculous.
04:06 Not to brag, it's just ridiculous.
04:08 But I was thinking about it.
04:09 I was like, all right, so I haven't done a lot of prep.
04:12 Will and I have been neck and neck.
04:14 Let's just make this one interesting.
04:16 Will, you owe me $1,000 cash.
04:17 Let's go double or nothing heads up on this week.
04:20 - Why not? - Okay.
04:21 - All right, double or nothing.
04:23 If I beat you this week, two grand.
04:25 And if you beat me, zero dollars.
04:29 - Okay.
04:30 - I like that. - All right, let's go.
04:32 - Yeah, it's the core three.
04:33 We don't have a guest to muck it up.
04:34 So, it's just between the two of you.
04:35 So, let's get into it.
04:36 - Heads up.
04:37 - Yeah, heads up.
04:39 - Man on man, best on best.
04:41 Put the ball down.
04:43 - Hey, just Big Cat versus Will Compton.
04:45 I mean, Dan, Will is on a heater right now
04:48 in Varsity content.
04:49 He's just winning everything,
04:50 obviously coming off surviving Varsity.
04:51 So, you might need to knock him down a few pegs.
04:54 - Yeah, I mean, what was the 127 and 100?
04:58 What is that?
04:59 127 and 100.
05:00 Will, I mean, Will's having a nice shot.
05:01 He's doing 124 and 103.
05:03 Yeah, he needs a big week to catch up to me.
05:06 - He does. - I'm on your heels.
05:07 - All right, so let's get straight into it.
05:09 We're gonna start with the Lions and the Cowboys,
05:10 the Saturday night game.
05:12 The Cowboys minus six right now.
05:14 It is Wednesday.
05:15 Obviously, these Lions are gonna change, like Dan said,
05:17 but the Lions won their division for the first time
05:19 in 30 years last week with their win.
05:21 The Cowboys are in the playoffs,
05:22 but still looking to clench.
05:23 Dan, I'll start with you.
05:24 The Cowboys, they're great at home,
05:27 and this is in Arlington.
05:28 They stink on the road.
05:30 What do you make of them going into the last couple weeks
05:32 of the regular season?
05:34 - So, that Cowboys-Dolphins game,
05:36 I weirdly walked away from it being like,
05:39 the Cowboys looked good.
05:40 If they don't fumble at the goal line,
05:43 if they have, I said this on PMT,
05:44 but if the Cowboys have Ezekiel Elliott,
05:46 they win that game.
05:47 They're missing a goal line back
05:49 who can get them two or three yards
05:51 when everything gets tight,
05:52 and Tony Pollard has not been that guy around the goal line
05:54 when he tried to cut up
05:56 and just got absolutely smothered by the linebacker.
05:58 That was the difference of the game
05:59 'cause they fumbled the next play.
06:00 So, in a weird way, even in a loss,
06:03 I was like, okay, Dax showed me something that last drive.
06:06 The Cowboys clearly are a very, very good team,
06:09 and it wasn't just a dud effort on the road.
06:12 I'm gonna take the Cowboys here,
06:14 and I'm only gonna do it
06:15 because of the letdown spot for the Lions.
06:17 I was hoping that the line would be more like four.
06:20 It's six, and I know the Lions offense can score on anyone,
06:24 but I think the Lions defense, like you saw it on Sunday,
06:27 they started getting stops
06:28 when Hawkinson and Addison went out.
06:30 Like, before that, Nick Mullins was ripping 'em apart
06:33 at 400 yards.
06:34 I think the Cowboys are gonna be able to score at will here,
06:37 and if the pass rush can get home a little bit,
06:40 I like the Cowboys, and I just think
06:41 there's just a definite letdown spot here
06:43 for the Lions winning their first NFC North title
06:46 in the history of the franchise.
06:48 - Yeah, Will?
06:49 - Yeah, everything Dan said, it scares me about this game,
06:53 but I like the six and a half points or the six points.
06:56 It might've went down to six.
06:57 - Six. - Now that, okay, yeah.
06:58 - That was quick.
07:00 That was quick for you to start buying the half points,
07:02 right, Mike? - Yeah.
07:03 - I tried to sneak that one in.
07:04 (laughing)
07:05 - That was so fast.
07:07 - Dan Campbell is the coach of the year.
07:10 This team, this organization hasn't won the division
07:13 since the AFL-NFL merger back in 1970.
07:17 They control their destiny.
07:18 They're itching, they're scratching, they are clawing,
07:20 just like the Cowboys, for that number one spot,
07:23 a bye week in the first round if they win out.
07:26 I don't know if they get the job done.
07:28 I think it's gonna be high scoring.
07:29 I think at Jerry's World, the over hits quite a bit,
07:32 so it's gonna be high scoring,
07:34 but here's a nice little stat,
07:35 a neat little stat for you, Dan.
07:37 The Lions, when their O-line is healthy, which they are,
07:41 they've played together six times this year,
07:43 they are six and O.
07:44 So I'm gonna go ahead and take the Lions with the points.
07:47 I think everything Dan said is spot on.
07:50 However, I think the gambling gods
07:52 are giving us six points here,
07:53 and I'm gonna go ahead and take 'em.
07:54 Lions plus six.
07:57 - I mean, the Lions offensive line is so, so good.
08:00 And it's not, like the bet is not the Lions offense.
08:02 They're really, really good.
08:04 It's just the Lions defense.
08:05 I don't know, like, this will be one of the best offenses,
08:08 if not the best offense the Lions play,
08:11 and you look, whenever they play really good offenses,
08:14 they get torched.
08:15 So I think it's, yeah, it's gonna be a volatile game.
08:17 I agree with you, the over.
08:18 Like, I think it's gonna be back and forth.
08:21 - And like we said, Dallas is very good at home,
08:23 but Dan, before we move on from this,
08:24 what do you make of the fact
08:25 that Dak has been getting sacked a lot?
08:27 I think it's like three plus sacks in four straight games
08:30 or something along those lines.
08:31 Does that concern you at all for Dallas?
08:34 - Yeah, he's like, he's weirdly holding onto the ball
08:36 and he'll like, kind of start to run,
08:38 and then there's just nothing there.
08:39 I don't know, there might be a little bit of like,
08:42 he's trying to make the perfect play at all times,
08:44 because, you know, the interceptions
08:45 were a problem last year.
08:46 They haven't been this year.
08:47 So maybe that's in his head a little bit,
08:49 where it's like, I don't wanna be the interception guy,
08:52 but I just think this is a get right spot
08:55 for their offense against a porous Lions defense.
08:59 - Yeah, Dak's playing well.
09:00 I mean, yeah, he's not turning the ball over.
09:03 Like, if you watch, even the opening drive against Miami,
09:06 like, they're efficient.
09:07 They know exactly what they're trying to do
09:09 when they didn't get that touch on the red zone.
09:10 McCarthy's pissed off.
09:12 Like, you can tell these guys are moving with intention.
09:15 So Dallas, yeah, they could be hot going into the playoffs.
09:19 - Let's go to the Saints and the Bucs.
09:22 They played in week four.
09:23 Of course, the Bucs won 26 to nine.
09:25 The Bucs, you talk about red hot in December.
09:27 They've not lost this month,
09:28 and, you know, they're looking to win the NFC South
09:31 for the third straight year.
09:33 Will, I'll start with you.
09:34 You know, the Saints have been struggling.
09:36 The Bucs are red hot,
09:37 but could you see this be a spot
09:38 where that might flip a little bit?
09:40 - I like the Bucs.
09:43 Baker Mayfield, eight touchdowns,
09:45 no interceptions in the last three games.
09:47 This is a team that nobody is talking about.
09:50 They don't have a lot of spotlight or expectation.
09:52 They're always counted out.
09:54 This is, that's exactly what Baker Mayfield wants.
09:57 Like, that's where he's good.
09:58 And I think with all the internal,
10:00 like with the Saints right now,
10:01 I think that there's a lot of internal politics going on
10:03 now that you're getting to the end of the year.
10:04 Dennis Allen, Derrick Carr, you know,
10:07 this could be an over game as well.
10:08 You can see the Bucs getting up in the DC,
10:11 putting up some points late in the game.
10:13 But I like the Bucs here.
10:14 Hey, BC, BC, easy with the breathing.
10:17 You're really getting into that microphone with the breath.
10:19 - That's because I'm about to say something
10:22 I don't want to say.
10:23 - Yeah, you're itching to talk about this game.
10:25 He's hungry for this game.
10:27 - Yeah, he is.
10:28 - I don't want to say, I'm going to say something
10:29 I don't want to say that was labor breathing
10:30 'cause I'm nervous about what I'm going to say.
10:32 - You're going to say Dennis Allen's pulling this one off.
10:35 - I'm going to say the Saints are the play here.
10:37 It's the dumbest thing I'll probably do all week.
10:39 It's a total buy low, sell high kind of thing.
10:43 Like the Bucs are the sell high team
10:45 and the Saints are the buy low team.
10:47 And they have a little extra rest, the Saints do.
10:50 They played on Thursday night.
10:52 I hate this pick.
10:53 I hate, hate, hate this pick, but it's like spot.
10:56 I'm just like, I think the Bucs are good,
10:58 but I think they've also gotten a little lucky.
11:01 And I just think that the Saints,
11:03 like this is their chance.
11:05 Like they win this game,
11:07 they'll probably go to the playoffs
11:08 and maybe win the NFC South.
11:11 I hate this pick.
11:12 I'm telling you right now, I hate this pick.
11:13 I'm going to look like the dumbest person ever
11:15 when Dennis Allen, who's one of the worst.
11:17 He's literally by record,
11:19 one of the top 10 worst coaches in NFL history.
11:23 And I'm betting him in a must win game.
11:25 So that's why I was breathing heavy.
11:27 And I hate this pick.
11:28 - Was this a breathing heavy
11:29 because you knew you were going to do that
11:30 before Willie even started talking?
11:32 Okay, so this was just like you were frustrated.
11:34 - I was hoping I knew,
11:36 like I know what my picks are going into this.
11:38 And I was hoping that Will was going to say the Saints
11:40 so that at least we could be dumb together.
11:42 But I just like, I can't, it's,
11:45 listen, listen, Stu Finer says it.
11:48 The picks, the best picks in the world
11:50 are the ones that you absolutely hate.
11:51 You got to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
11:53 And I hate this pick.
11:55 I hate this pick so much.
11:57 So yeah, I did it.
11:58 I'm taking them.
12:00 - Okay, and for the head to head game
12:02 that we're playing right now,
12:03 this is turning out pretty nicely anyways.
12:05 So keep it rolling with the game of the week
12:07 presented by the Chevy Silverado.
12:09 So this is could decide or help decide the top seed
12:12 in the AFC between the Dolphins and the Ravens.
12:14 The Ravens right now favored by three and a half.
12:17 Dan, the Ravens with that monster win last week
12:19 against the 49ers.
12:20 We don't know as of right now what Tua is going to look like.
12:23 He was limited in practice with, I believe a quad
12:25 and something, a left thumb.
12:26 So we'll see what happens with that.
12:28 But where do you lean on this game?
12:30 - Yeah, so because we're taping it on Wednesday,
12:32 Jalen Waddle, I think his ankle injury,
12:35 that obviously matters a lot.
12:37 I'm nervous because I'm going to take the Ravens again.
12:39 The Ravens are my Super Bowl pick from preseason 18 to one.
12:42 So I was very happy they beat the 49ers.
12:43 If they can win this game,
12:44 they'll have the one seed and I'll have a buy.
12:47 Yes, I did say I'll have a buy.
12:48 It does make me a little nervous
12:52 because if you listen to what I just said
12:54 about the last game,
12:55 this is the sell high point on the Ravens
12:57 and the Ravens, if they've proven anything this year,
12:59 they're like an exceptionally good team
13:02 that will from time to time fuck around.
13:04 Like all of their losses are fuck around losses
13:07 where it's like, they were up 14 on the Browns.
13:09 They lost to the Colts in overtime at home.
13:11 Like these weird, stupid games, the Steelers game
13:14 when they dropped a million passes.
13:16 So I know in the back of my head
13:19 that that could absolutely happen,
13:20 but I'm going to take the Ravens and just keep riding them.
13:23 - Will, do you agree?
13:25 - Yeah, so a piece of advice I just learned.
13:29 Sell when they're hot, sell high.
13:32 And I am taking the Dolphins.
13:35 I think this is Vic Fangio versus Mike McDonald.
13:38 Mike McDonald has the Ravens.
13:40 Like they are nasty on defense.
13:42 I think Patrick Quinney, his post game presser's like,
13:45 we don't like to get cute on the field.
13:46 We're going to hit you in the mouth, yada, yada.
13:48 Says all the right things,
13:49 everything you want to hear out of a linebacker.
13:51 And the Miami Dolphins are just that,
13:53 they're a cuter offense, but I'm taking the Dolphins.
13:56 I think like they played,
13:58 they obviously snuck out of there
14:00 with the win against Dallas,
14:01 but they played complimentary football.
14:02 It's like when you look back at the Chiefs game,
14:05 when they needed a game winning drive,
14:06 the offense couldn't put it together.
14:07 They did against the Cowboys.
14:09 When the defense, when they needed the defense
14:11 to step up against the Bills and they got hit in the mouth,
14:13 they weren't able to,
14:14 but fortunately they were able to against Dallas.
14:17 As efficient as Dallas looked,
14:19 they're just a few inches away on a couple of plays.
14:21 Dak making a hell of a throw, the fourth down,
14:24 having some penalties on that game winning drive,
14:26 or on that drive that Dallas had to get them back in.
14:30 It's like their defense is right there.
14:31 Now that they're healthy, now they have Jalen Ramsey
14:33 and they seem to be clicking well.
14:35 This could be a good spot to take the Dolphins
14:38 and sell the Ravens while they're hot.
14:40 - This is, I mean, we're, yeah,
14:42 we're just going to go head to head on every game.
14:44 The only other thing I had in this game
14:46 was both these teams rushed four, like at a high, high rate.
14:50 Lamar is better against rushing four than two of this year.
14:54 But yeah, I mean, all three of these games,
14:57 I feel like I could easily go 0-3
14:58 and be like, what was I thinking?
15:00 - Yeah.
15:01 - Somebody is going to be happy, whether it's, you know,
15:04 Will not having to pay you at all,
15:05 or you getting $2,000 from Will.
15:07 So we'll figure that out before we move on from this though.
15:09 Where do you guys stand?
15:10 Obviously Lamar Jackson right now,
15:11 it looks like he's the front runner for the MVP,
15:13 only a couple weeks left.
15:15 Do you think that he ends up winning the MVP
15:17 by the end of this?
15:18 - I do just because it's the dumbest award ever.
15:22 It's literally decided in the last three weeks
15:24 and it's whatever quarterback gets the one seed.
15:26 And Brock Purdy throws four interceptions,
15:28 everyone's like, he stinks now,
15:29 which you're never as bad as your worst game
15:32 and you're never as good as your best game.
15:34 But yeah, Lamar, I mean, he's deserving.
15:35 He's played great this year, but I do,
15:37 I just, I don't like that the MVP is built like that,
15:40 where it's just like, whoever wins games
15:42 at the end of the season, like the last three weeks,
15:44 it's like, all right, that quarterback,
15:46 whoever's on the one seed, he's the MVP.
15:47 But open it up to all positions.
15:49 All positions should get, I mean,
15:50 Christian McCaffrey has been incredible.
15:52 Tyreek Hill has been incredible.
15:54 Like a lot of these guys have been out of this world good.
15:57 Yeah, but Lamar will be, and he's deserving.
15:59 I'm not taking anything away from him,
16:00 but I just think the award is kind of stupid
16:01 how they vote on it now.
16:03 - Will your dad, Jerry, be down bad if that happens?
16:07 - What?
16:07 - Do you think Jerry will be down bad
16:09 if Lamar Jackson wins it?
16:11 - Yeah, he's gonna be his second MVP.
16:13 You'd have to say he's pretty good at football.
16:16 - Yeah, he won't be down bad
16:17 'cause he's like, oh, he's gotta win a Super Bowl.
16:19 - Fair.
16:20 - Yeah, true.
16:21 - But I like, my opinion on it is,
16:24 yeah, I agree with everything Dan was saying.
16:27 It's like you finally have a year
16:28 where other positions are kind of being talked about for it.
16:31 Like people, even though it's never gonna happen,
16:34 but people are even bringing up names like Trent Williams.
16:36 Like this was finally a year
16:37 to where there wasn't like three or four quarterbacks
16:40 who have 4,000 plus yards at the end of the year,
16:42 40 something touchdowns, all these stats.
16:46 And again, Lamar is very much deserving.
16:48 He's had a hell of a game, especially in primetime.
16:51 He showed up big against the Niners,
16:53 but I do feel like it's just kind of,
16:55 and this is gonna come off
16:56 like I'm taking something away from him,
16:58 but like a watered down year for the MVP.
17:00 And finally, a year where Tyreek or Christian
17:02 could be in the conversation,
17:04 but since getting banged up like as a skill position
17:07 can kind of set you back like with Tyreek,
17:09 or if Christian, if they have a loss like they just did,
17:12 or he doesn't have a massive stat sheet
17:14 like he has been all year,
17:16 like that just throws those guys out of it.
17:18 And to Dan's point,
17:19 they just give it to the best quarterback
17:21 in the last few weeks.
17:22 - It's not a knock on Lamar whatsoever.
17:25 It's a knock on how they vote for the award.
17:26 Lamar will win the MVP, deserves to win the MVP.
17:29 I just think the MVP should be voted on differently
17:32 and all positions should get a fair shake in it.
17:35 - Yeah, just like have like the best quarterback of the year
17:37 and then have the overall MVP.
17:39 It's not, I completely agree.
17:41 We see that with like all those types of awards.
17:43 The Heisman's the same way in college.
17:44 Okay, the gotta have a pick of the week.
17:46 So Dan, you have the Chargers and the Broncos.
17:48 And obviously today we are recording on Wednesday,
17:50 massive news coming out of Denver.
17:53 Sean Payton has decided that Russell Wilson is benched.
17:55 He will not be playing.
17:56 Jared Siddham is gonna finish the rest of the season.
17:59 Tons of conversation about the contract
18:01 and what's happening.
18:02 But Sean Payton, I saw you tweeting about it,
18:04 like coming out and giving every reason why
18:07 and him just saying like, look, I just wanna win,
18:09 not taking any blame.
18:10 What do you think's going on in Denver with this right now?
18:13 - I mean, I think Sean Payton's just a colossal dickhead.
18:16 That's really all it is.
18:17 He's just the biggest dickhead.
18:18 Like him saying, well, we can't change out
18:20 all four offensive linemen.
18:22 We can't change out five offensive linemen.
18:24 We can't change out four wide receivers.
18:25 Like he just hates everyone.
18:27 And I think probably everyone hates him.
18:29 It'll be weird though,
18:31 'cause I feel like there is a weird bounce back here
18:34 for a team when they switch quarterbacks
18:36 because I mean, well, you can speak to it.
18:38 Like this is a, even that press conference,
18:41 like everyone's tape is getting reviewed.
18:43 And like, if you don't perform here,
18:46 you're not gonna be here next year.
18:48 So I do, I like the Broncos.
18:50 I think they're, like, I knew that the,
18:52 I was really mad at myself for taking the bills last week
18:55 'cause that was such an obvious bounce back spot
18:58 for the Chargers with the head coach.
19:00 But now you get it reversed
19:02 where it's like a bounce back spot
19:03 for changing a quarterback.
19:04 And everyone's like, fuck, we're on the chopping block.
19:07 - Yeah, I agree.
19:09 I think like, it's maybe not as much of a gotta have it
19:13 for the organization of the Broncos,
19:14 but every individual player in that locker room
19:17 has to have this game because you can't come out
19:19 and fold to the Chargers who have been going through
19:22 all their turmoil as well.
19:24 So this is very much a gotta have it
19:27 for all those players in the Broncos locker room.
19:29 I think they get it done.
19:30 I think it'll be what we've seen all year long
19:33 when the next man up with the quarterback,
19:35 you get some MVP play right out of the gate.
19:37 So I'm gonna go ahead, I'm with Dan,
19:39 I'm taking the Broncos here, minus three and a half.
19:42 What do you guys think happens with Russ?
19:44 What do you think happens?
19:45 - Yeah, he's definitely gone.
19:46 That's why they benched him.
19:47 - Yeah, because they didn't wanna get him injured.
19:49 'Cause he makes a lot of money if he gets injured.
19:52 - Same exact scenario as Derek Carr last year
19:55 with the Raiders.
19:56 They wanted him to move on.
19:58 He had an injury clause, like they gotta protect their,
20:00 they gotta protect their money there
20:01 because if they get hurt on the field,
20:03 they're locked in for millions of dollars.
20:06 - And some team will give a shot to him.
20:08 Like Russ is not, I do think like Russ's numbers this year
20:11 have been kind of a mirage.
20:13 And the Broncos have been very lucky
20:15 with a lot of their games,
20:16 but some team will give him a shot.
20:19 I mean, why not?
20:19 He got humbled.
20:21 He'll probably be in a quarterback battle
20:24 with some team that will take him
20:26 and then that will probably fail.
20:28 And that'll be it.
20:29 - Yeah, yeah.
20:30 - He played so poorly last year
20:32 and it was just like the laughing stock of the NFL.
20:34 And then there was a little bit of hope this year.
20:36 We're like, well, wait a minute,
20:37 him with Sean Payton could actually work.
20:38 And clearly we're seeing now that Jared Sittem's the option.
20:41 Just a weird storyline for Russ.
20:43 - Yeah.
20:44 - Yeah.
20:45 And also like the Broncos last year,
20:48 the whole deal, trading all those picks,
20:50 re-signing him to a massive deal,
20:53 like that was a win now.
20:54 Like even though he's made progress
20:56 and people are talking about, oh, he's done well,
20:58 he's made some jumps this year.
20:59 Sean Payton's kind of treating him X, Y, Z, whatever.
21:02 The Broncos are all in on Sean Payton.
21:04 If Russell isn't playing like up to that elite level
21:07 with the deal dictated back when they made that deal,
21:11 then you gotta just, you gotta take the loss,
21:13 you gotta move on.
21:13 Like that's just the nature of the beast.
21:15 And the dude's made like over $200 million.
21:17 Like he's crazy.
21:18 He's gonna be just fine.
21:19 - I think he has more bathrooms in his house
21:22 than he has wins with the Broncos.
21:23 (laughing)
21:24 - It's still a crazy stat every time it's said
21:26 and I believe it's still correct.
21:28 Okay, well, you're gonna have it pick up
21:30 is the Falcons and the Bears, I have to say.
21:32 - Oh.
21:33 - I know, I'm used to Dan having the Bears.
21:36 So do the Bears have to have it?
21:39 - You know, this game jumps out to me
21:41 is they have to have it.
21:42 It's the Falcons and Arthur Smith's
21:44 probably playing for his job.
21:46 Just say that, just say that game in that line every week.
21:48 But yeah, I think the Falcons gotta have it.
21:52 Heineken came in and he made some magic.
21:54 I mean, he's got an ankle going on.
21:55 Do we know if he's going to,
21:57 he's gonna be straight, right?
21:59 - I think so.
22:00 I think he's gonna be okay.
22:01 - Okay, yeah, I think he's gonna be good.
22:03 I like, the Bears are tough now.
22:05 Like Dan, we were talking about it.
22:08 Yeah, well, last week you were kind of giving up on them.
22:10 That's where Jerry, you know, we kind of had to say,
22:12 hey, you know, there's a little bit of hope here.
22:14 Like the Bears, they're not no slap at the end of the year.
22:17 It's like, we're talking about teams.
22:19 You got the Rams, you got the Bills,
22:20 teams you don't want to see in the playoffs.
22:22 The Bears are a team, a losing team,
22:24 you just don't want to see at the end of the year right now.
22:26 So I think the Falcons gotta have it again.
22:28 I think they're playing for their jobs
22:31 over there in Atlanta and Artie Smith,
22:33 we needed to put some stuff on tape.
22:34 So I'm going Falcons.
22:36 All right, I'm going Bears, easy.
22:38 - Easy.
22:39 - Yeah, I mean, the Falcons have to run.
22:40 - No, but the Bears seem obvious.
22:41 Like this one, I truly don't like.
22:44 - It's the Falcons have to run the ball to be successful.
22:46 And the Bears have been really, really good
22:48 against the run the last month and a half.
22:50 And Taylor Honecke was great.
22:51 I mean, I had the Falcons last week.
22:54 I just think that this is gonna be a lot harder game,
22:57 outdoors, maybe wind, maybe cold weather.
23:00 The Bears are kind of built for something like that.
23:02 They're gonna run the ball down their throat.
23:04 Yeah, Bears.
23:05 And Justin Fields is playing for his job.
23:07 I mean, I don't know what's gonna end up happening,
23:09 but every game is very important for him,
23:11 whether it be with the Bears
23:12 or wherever he lands after this.
23:14 - What do you, do you want Justin for next year?
23:18 Like, what do you, what kind of future
23:19 do you want with Justin Fields?
23:20 - Herbert, yes.
23:21 (laughing)
23:23 I am, I'm done.
23:25 I've put my hands up, done debating it.
23:29 I think Justin Fields is a good quarterback.
23:31 I would have liked to see a little bit more progression,
23:34 but he has made progression.
23:35 Like, he's gotten better.
23:36 He got fucked the beginning of his career.
23:38 So I'm down for, I'm just trusting
23:41 whatever Ryan Pouls does.
23:42 He's put us in a great situation.
23:43 Cap, so much cap space, two picks in the first round,
23:47 maybe the number one overall pick.
23:49 Whatever he does, I'm in for.
23:51 So if it's keep Justin Fields and build around him,
23:53 I'm in, I'm buying it.
23:55 So that's kind of where I'm at now.
23:56 Just Pouls, you take the wheel and I'm ready for it.
24:00 - So I know that we have a couple days.
24:03 It feels like it's still a week away,
24:04 but until we see what happens with Michigan,
24:06 but are you still hoping for Jim Harbaugh in Chicago?
24:10 - Oh yeah, of course I am.
24:11 Of course I am.
24:12 I don't think it's going to happen,
24:13 but of course a boy can dream.
24:16 - Do you think Harbaugh signs the tenure?
24:19 - I don't know.
24:21 I mean, it is kind of funny.
24:22 They only had like one year that he couldn't go to the NFL.
24:25 So why not sign it?
24:26 - Like what are we talking about?
24:29 - Yeah, I do think if they win it all,
24:31 he'll take a good little hard look and be like,
24:33 the NCAA is going to come after me.
24:35 Like, why don't I just get out?
24:36 I'm at the top.
24:37 I did everything I wanted to do at Michigan,
24:39 beat Ohio State three years in a row, won a national title.
24:42 So yeah, I am rooting for Michigan to win it all.
24:45 - Which is kind of crazy.
24:46 'Cause like you rooting for something for Dave
24:47 to have another like shiny trophy case.
24:51 But like it benefits you as well.
24:54 - But it's also, if you're playing this out in your head,
24:58 it's most likely that Jim Harbaugh wins the national title
25:00 and then like goes to the Chargers.
25:02 So I'm like, lose, lose.
25:04 Just Charlie Brown.
25:05 - He can still bounce even if he doesn't beat Alabama.
25:07 If they get wiped by Bama, like you're just like,
25:09 okay, I've hit the ceiling.
25:11 - That's a good point.
25:12 That's a good point.
25:13 'Cause like this is the best Michigan's going to be.
25:16 And if he can't even beat a down Alabama team, okay.
25:19 All right, I'm in for that.
25:20 - What you don't want is for them to beat Bama
25:24 and then go play Washington or Texas and like barely lose.
25:28 And then they'll be like, okay, we're making steps.
25:30 You know, we're progressing each year.
25:32 You want them to either get the shit kicked in
25:33 or win the whole thing.
25:35 - Yeah.
25:36 - Yeah, 100%.
25:37 - It hurts for Will.
25:38 Will has it way worse than me.
25:40 Like I don't have to see Dave every day.
25:42 So Will is not rooting for me.
25:44 - Yes, I truly want them to get just,
25:48 I want them to get dogged out badly.
25:52 Like I just need that.
25:54 I need that very badly for Alabama to just put it to them.
25:58 To just boat race these boys.
26:00 - Will's just like the biggest Miami fans ever.
26:02 - And I told him to his face, I told him.
26:04 He's like, I was like, hey, you know,
26:06 I just want him to win by late.
26:07 He's like, no, you don't.
26:08 Like, just be honest.
26:09 And I was just like, yeah, you're right.
26:10 I really do hope that you guys get fucking wiped out
26:13 with this face in the air.
26:15 - Well, then that's also kind of on Dan's side too,
26:17 because then maybe that would mean Harbaugh needs to go
26:19 and can make Dan happy.
26:20 So you're really for the boys across the board.
26:23 - Yeah, no question.
26:25 - Let's get into the rapid fire games
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26:34 So we'll start with the Patriots and the Bills.
26:37 The Bills with a whopping 13 point spread right now.
26:40 Will, I'll start with you.
26:42 The Patriots, obviously very disappointing.
26:43 The Bills looking a little bit hot.
26:45 Do you think they cover that number?
26:47 - I don't know, Dan.
26:49 I'm looking, I'm seeking some gambling advice from you.
26:52 You've had a lot of experience.
26:54 This is a, like the Bills are going to win this game,
26:57 but are they, you know, Patriots win a game last week.
27:00 Like, are they going to play savvy enough against the Bills
27:03 to cover 13?
27:04 I truly have no clue.
27:06 That's why I need some advice from my big bro right here.
27:08 - Yeah, this is a very tough one
27:10 because I feel like you can see it in two different ways.
27:13 Like the Bills had their scare
27:15 and now it's back to business.
27:16 You know that if you win this game and the Ravens somehow,
27:19 you know, if the Ravens beat the Dolphins,
27:21 now week 18 is for the AFC East, for the two seed,
27:25 for, you know, sitting in, or it might be the three seed.
27:28 I can't remember how it all shakes out,
27:29 for, you know, having a home playoff game.
27:32 But there's something about it.
27:34 And Wil, maybe you can tell me this.
27:35 Like, you've probably been in this spot.
27:39 There's so much pressure on the Bills.
27:41 There's so much pressure on the Bills to not fuck this up.
27:43 Like they've already lost to the Patriots once
27:46 and they have everything in front of them.
27:47 They've fought all the way back to this point
27:50 where it's like right before the Chiefs game,
27:52 they were dead in the water.
27:53 Everyone's like, they have to win out.
27:55 Now you're a step ahead,
27:57 you're a step before the big week 18 game.
28:00 And I just, I think I'm gonna take the Patriots.
28:02 I think they're just, their defense is tough
28:05 and they'll just keep this game close.
28:06 And it's just, I feel like the Bills are in that mode
28:10 of like, we can't make any mistakes.
28:12 - Yeah, those are good points.
28:15 I think I'm gonna tailor you.
28:16 Like, I think I'm gonna write that.
28:17 'Cause there's two thoughts to it, right?
28:19 It's like, they knew they had,
28:20 like, they didn't have anything to lose,
28:22 but also their back was against the wall,
28:24 but they went through the OC change.
28:25 So it's like, okay, if we lose and it doesn't work out,
28:27 then whatever, it doesn't work out.
28:29 But since they had that back against the wall mentality,
28:31 you're right, like, they got back in it.
28:33 But if you're, you know,
28:35 this is a situation where as a player,
28:37 I feel like as a team behind closed doors,
28:40 you look ahead every week just to kind of see
28:42 what you have to do and take care,
28:43 like what business you need to take care of.
28:45 And to your point, like, if they were to trip up
28:48 on this game and say, fuck around and lose,
28:51 and they're nine and seven about to play in Miami
28:53 and then potentially just get kicked out of the playoffs,
28:55 I think this is a high urgency game.
28:58 And the way that they've responded so far to that urgency
29:01 on the back half of the year,
29:02 actually makes me think that they might cover this.
29:04 So now that I'm saying all that,
29:06 I think we're gonna go Bills minus 13.
29:08 - I was gonna say, you just talked us over to Bills.
29:10 - Yeah, yeah, I think it's one of those situations
29:11 where they had the scare and they're all sitting there like,
29:14 hey, we have to handle business.
29:16 Not that we're gonna lose against Miami,
29:17 but we need to beat the shit out of this team
29:20 and set ourselves up for a dog fight
29:22 against Miami next week.
29:24 - All right, I'm switching.
29:25 - Okay.
29:26 - Yeah, I like you do it.
29:26 - We'll talk me into it.
29:28 - Yeah.
29:29 - 'Cause the Bills are also a team,
29:31 like when they win, they win big.
29:34 That is true.
29:35 Like they do just demolish teams.
29:36 So, and the Patriots, like everyone's thinking the Patriots,
29:40 they just went to Denver.
29:41 Denver and the Bills, I know the Broncos beat the Bills,
29:44 but they're in a different class.
29:46 All right, let's go Bills, Bills mafia.
29:48 - I love it.
29:49 - And then you started with like,
29:50 I'm gonna like tail you and I'm gonna take it.
29:52 - Yeah, and then we both flipped.
29:53 - And then everybody flips.
29:54 That's true teamwork.
29:56 That's teamwork.
29:57 Okay, the Rams at the Giants,
29:59 will the Rams minus four and a half?
30:01 - The Rams are nice.
30:04 The Rams are like, again,
30:06 I think they're the NFC's version of the Bills.
30:09 Like they're a team you kind of don't wanna play
30:10 on the back end.
30:11 I think they struggle going across the country,
30:15 but I think this is a game they get done.
30:17 And I also think like,
30:20 this could be a team that's a little bit of a wagon
30:22 if they sneak into the playoffs.
30:24 - I agree, I agree.
30:25 The Tyrod Taylor makes me a little nervous.
30:28 I think he's a huge upgrade to Tommy DeVito,
30:30 even though it was fun with Tommy DeVito.
30:32 The Rams though,
30:33 and I know it's maybe not been the case this year
30:35 specifically, but there's also been injuries for the Rams.
30:38 Matt Stafford is really good against the Blitz.
30:40 He has been his whole career.
30:43 That's what the Giants are gonna wanna do.
30:45 And you could also point to the fact that
30:47 like Kyron Williams is a dog in terms of blocking.
30:51 And if they're gonna Blitz,
30:52 he will put his face into anyone else's face.
30:55 So yeah, I think you Blitz Matt Stafford,
30:57 he'll eat you alive.
30:59 And I'm gonna take the Rams.
31:00 - Yeah, and I think Williams,
31:03 he clips a thousand yards, right?
31:05 He's the first guy to do it
31:06 since they had a Gurley on the roster.
31:08 - Yeah, and he missed five games.
31:10 - Yeah, they're rolling.
31:11 I mean, five and one since a three and six start.
31:14 Like if you think back to the Titans
31:16 or those teams that go on to run the Giants
31:18 when they ended up winning the Super Bowl
31:19 that year over the Patriots.
31:21 And then when the Titans a few years ago
31:23 go on that nine and seven regular season run
31:25 and get to the AFC Championship,
31:27 the teams who play well and they're hot
31:28 and the Rams right now,
31:30 they put up 30 plus over the last three out of four games.
31:33 Like this is, yeah,
31:34 I think this is a dangerous football team.
31:37 - Is the Tommy DeVito story forever done, you think?
31:39 Like you think it was just a fun little run and now-
31:42 - He might even get a backup spot somewhere.
31:44 I said that the best scenario for Tommy DeVito
31:46 is like he goes into witness protection.
31:48 And by that I mean, he's like the third string quarterback
31:51 for like the Arizona Cardinals.
31:53 And like in like two years,
31:55 there's a weird injury and he pops up
31:58 and everyone's like, oh fuck, Tommy DeVito's back.
32:00 And we get to do it all again.
32:02 I think he's done enough that he can be on a roster though,
32:05 which that's all you're trying to do
32:06 if you're in his spot and have his skill set.
32:10 - Yeah. - Yeah.
32:11 It was a fun story.
32:12 It was fun for a few weeks.
32:13 And now, you know, we'll see.
32:14 I love that witness protection.
32:16 That's great.
32:16 Okay, so Dan- - Yeah, I mean, he-
32:17 (Dan laughing)
32:19 Dude, getting benched on national television
32:22 on Christmas day and then having to go back
32:24 to your childhood bedroom, that's tough.
32:27 - Yeah. - That is tough.
32:29 - Yeah, that is tough.
32:31 - At least though your mom is making a meal for you.
32:33 Like if you get benched and you have to go home
32:35 and like eat shitty food, like you feel a lot worse.
32:38 At least he got probably a home-cooked Italian meal
32:40 that was delicious.
32:41 - And the way that family probably is,
32:43 like they're still reacting loudly to the headlines.
32:46 Like, you know, the move didn't happen.
32:48 You know what I mean?
32:49 Like, they just gotta hear 'em.
32:50 You know, "What are we doing here?
32:51 Why are we doing it this way?"
32:52 You know, just arguing in the living room.
32:54 And he's just gotta sit there and listen to it like,
32:55 "Fuck, if I wouldn't have let him down."
32:57 (Taylor laughing)
32:58 - He's just mad that wherever he has to play next,
33:00 he can't live with his parents unless they move with him.
33:02 So, you know, we'll see what happens.
33:04 Okay, Dan, the Titans at the Texans.
33:07 The Texans right now favored by five.
33:11 - CJ Stroud's gonna be back,
33:12 but I also am nervous because like,
33:14 a two-week concussion feels bad.
33:16 I think Will Levis is gonna be back too.
33:18 I'll take the Texans.
33:19 I don't know.
33:20 I don't really have much for this game.
33:21 There's a bunch of games that's like,
33:23 we gotta make a pick, and I don't love it.
33:25 I don't really, like, this is a game I will not be betting.
33:28 And I say that, and I'm probably lying,
33:30 because like, you know, at 11.59, I'll be like,
33:33 "Ooh, I gotta throw in the Texans somewhere."
33:34 But yeah, I'll take the Texans.
33:36 - Will?
33:37 - Yeah, yeah, Texans.
33:39 I truly, I have no clue as well.
33:41 I think Stroud will be back.
33:44 He'll be healthy like last week.
33:45 Could have been precautionary with just,
33:47 "Hey, this is our franchise guy.
33:49 "Let's just give it a couple extra days."
33:51 I think he'll be back.
33:52 But Delaney wanted me to pass along a stat for UBC.
33:56 - Oh, this is gonna suck.
33:57 This is gonna suck.
33:58 He's the king of bad stats.
34:00 - The Titans and Texans have played 43 times,
34:02 and the Titans lead 23 to 20.
34:04 So if that's helpful.
34:07 - Yeah, no, that's a bad stat.
34:08 That's a bad stat.
34:09 If he had said 22-21, I would have been like,
34:12 "Oh, well then the Titans are gonna win
34:14 "because then it'll be tied."
34:15 No, that's a bad stat.
34:17 Good for him, bad stat.
34:19 - Yeah, we're rocking Texas.
34:21 - At least you passed it along though.
34:23 That was very nice of you to pass it along.
34:24 - Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
34:26 I like Delaney's bad stats 'cause he's like,
34:28 he just throws 'em out.
34:28 It's like, what the fuck does that mean with this game?
34:31 Nothing.
34:32 - 18 backs since 1992.
34:34 These teams have faced 80 times.
34:36 They're 40 and 40.
34:38 (laughing)
34:40 - Okay, well, the Cardinals at the Eagles,
34:42 the Eagles favored by 10 and a half.
34:43 - Give me the Eagles.
34:45 Eagles at home, I know it's a big spread,
34:47 but the Cardinals are bleeding.
34:50 They're done with the year.
34:51 They're hoping that they get back in time for New Year's,
34:56 but give me the Eagles.
34:58 I think they hear all the noise being said.
35:00 I do think they're not the same team as last year.
35:02 They're kind of banged up.
35:03 They're just a step slower in the back end of their defense,
35:07 but I think they're gonna be pissed off.
35:08 I think they hear the noise.
35:09 I think they handle business and cover at home
35:13 in front of Philadelphia.
35:14 - Dan?
35:16 - I wanna take the Cardinals here.
35:17 The thing that makes me nervous,
35:18 'cause I don't think the Eagles are good enough
35:19 to blow teams out.
35:20 We saw that with the Giants.
35:22 The Cardinals get gashed on the running game.
35:24 If the Eagles are smart, they just pound the rock
35:26 right down their face and get out of there.
35:28 So I guess I'll take the Eagles.
35:30 I don't love it though.
35:31 I really don't love it.
35:32 - Okay, Dan, the 49ers and the Commanders.
35:36 The 49ers obviously get surprised last week by the Ravens.
35:39 Do they bounce back?
35:41 13 points.
35:41 - Yeah, Jacoby, how many, what is it?
35:44 - 13.
35:45 - 13.
35:46 Jacoby Brissett makes me nervous
35:47 'cause he's clearly better than Sam Howell
35:50 or has been playing better.
35:51 He came in in relief two games and looked way,
35:54 the offense looked way different,
35:55 came all the way back against the Jets.
35:57 - Backup quarterback.
36:00 - I'll take the Niners though.
36:02 I don't know.
36:03 This is, I mean, they kill bad teams.
36:05 They kill bad teams.
36:06 Is Trent Williams hurt?
36:08 Is he gonna be okay?
36:10 - I think he'll be okay.
36:11 Like we were talking about it earlier,
36:13 and Trent, it could have been one of those injuries,
36:16 they're getting their ass beat.
36:17 He feels a little something in the fourth quarter,
36:18 like, hey, let's get out of here.
36:20 - Yeah.
36:21 - Let's get off the field.
36:22 I'm tired of getting my ass whooped.
36:23 So I think he is back in this week.
36:26 - All right, I'll take the Niners.
36:27 I hate this pick.
36:28 I have a bunch of hated picks.
36:30 This is so hard.
36:32 Week 17.
36:33 - Yeah, it's just so hard to gamble this late in the season
36:36 'cause like you just don't know the motivation
36:37 on a lot of teams.
36:39 - I feel like though, and on this show,
36:40 that the weeks that you say that you hate them,
36:42 you normally have good weeks.
36:44 I'm assuming that you do that across the board
36:45 on all your shows, but.
36:47 - I'm due for a clunker.
36:49 I'm due for like a four and 12.
36:51 I feel it coming.
36:52 I'm very nervous about this week.
36:54 I'm just being totally honest.
36:55 I know I've been red hot.
36:56 I hope people have been tailing when I'm red hot.
36:58 This is like, stay away from me this week.
37:01 - Will, are you gonna take the 13 for the 49ers?
37:04 - I think so.
37:05 I don't want to.
37:06 Like I think Jacoby, he's a good quarterback.
37:09 Like he's somebody, if it's another team
37:11 he's coming in to back up for,
37:12 like I think he wins the game.
37:14 But Washington's so bad defensively
37:16 and the Niners are like, you know, again,
37:19 Dan, we were texting about it at halftime.
37:21 Now Ravens put the foot on the gas and ran away with it.
37:24 But that game was like, what?
37:26 What was the score, 13 to 12?
37:28 - Yeah, something like that at half, yeah.
37:30 - And the Niners had five turnovers.
37:32 Like they had five turnovers
37:34 and the game was only 13 to 12.
37:35 So again, I think another team who will be pissed off
37:38 and ready to go to Washington to play.
37:40 I would love to bet on Jacoby right here,
37:42 just because again, I think he's like,
37:44 maybe the best backup that the backups have seen this year,
37:48 who's finally getting to play.
37:49 But yeah, I'll go with the Niners.
37:53 I'll go with the Niners.
37:54 I'm kind of talking myself into Jacoby.
37:56 - I know, but the last thing I'll say is like,
37:57 the Niners can't fuck around.
37:59 Similar to what I was like,
38:00 the Niners can't fuck around.
38:01 If they lose, if they drop one of these last two games,
38:04 they won't have the one seed.
38:05 And it's like, what was this all for?
38:07 You have to now play a first round game.
38:09 Like they have it all in front of them still,
38:11 'cause they beat the Cowboys and the Eagles.
38:13 So they just got to, they got to go do it.
38:15 - Yeah, but they could still win and not, you know,
38:18 not cover 30 points.
38:18 - Oh, because the Lions?
38:20 Could the Lions get the one seed?
38:22 - Yeah, if the Lions win out,
38:24 I believe that they have the one seed.
38:26 - Fuck, I'm gonna look that up.
38:29 - I'm pretty sure that's what I was,
38:30 I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading today is,
38:32 the Lions actually control their destiny.
38:34 If they win out, they would have the one seed with a bye.
38:37 And that could be, that could be off,
38:38 but I'm pretty sure that's what I read.
38:39 - This is the part of the year where like,
38:40 all the seeding math and like, who's gonna play,
38:43 it starts to get so confusing with who's clenched
38:45 and who's already in, but does another seed.
38:47 So Dan, when you tell us, or when you look it up, tell us.
38:50 - Well, you have to do like the playoff machine.
38:52 Right now it says if they both win out,
38:54 the Niners are the one seed.
38:57 But I think there's like weird tiebreakers
39:00 that I don't, I'm not aware of.
39:01 I need that fucking-
39:02 - Dude, I know the tiebreaker stuff is so confusing to me.
39:05 - Especially when a team hasn't played each other
39:07 and then it's like division record and conference record,
39:10 all this bullshit.
39:11 - Yeah.
39:12 - Niners have to win though.
39:13 That's a fact.
39:14 - Yeah, Niners have to win.
39:14 - If they lose, they have no chance of the one seed, yeah.
39:17 - And the commanders are just so bad.
39:19 Just horrific.
39:20 - They are so bad.
39:21 Like, yes, they are so bad.
39:23 - Okay, well, the Raiders and the Colts,
39:26 the Colts favored by three and a half.
39:28 - Raiders, gotta ride the Raiders right now.
39:32 They're hot.
39:33 Like, Big Cat, I watched,
39:35 I was seeing the clip with you and PFT earlier today
39:38 about Antonio Pierce, Coach Pierce's speech before the game,
39:42 the words, the violence, the hate, violence.
39:46 Like, they are taking on the form
39:49 of exactly the brand of football the Raiders wanna be,
39:52 the silver and black ones to be,
39:53 that's what the fan base wants.
39:54 Like, truly everybody who's rooting for the Raiders
39:57 is absolutely eating up
39:59 what they are selling in Vegas right now.
40:01 The defense is on fire.
40:03 Who was it, Jones had another pick six.
40:05 Like, they're playing with swag, they're playing confident.
40:08 Again, Rippin' Stogies, like, they are having so much fun.
40:12 And I think AP, he's going to be the next head coach
40:15 of the Raiders.
40:16 And I think they take care of business against the Colts.
40:19 - I'm with you, Raiders can't,
40:20 I mean, they're just playing tough.
40:22 And I think Max Crosby's just gonna eat in this game.
40:25 Gardner mentioned he hasn't been great
40:26 when he's been under pressure.
40:28 Yeah, Raiders, all Raiders.
40:29 - Bro, Crosby is so good.
40:33 - So good.
40:34 - I tell him that, I hate telling him that,
40:36 but he is playing so good.
40:38 And the camera's always on him
40:40 and he truly never turns it off.
40:42 And I don't know how he does it.
40:44 - It's crazy.
40:45 - He's just that guy.
40:48 - He really is.
40:49 - Yeah.
40:50 - Okay, Dan, the Panthers and the Jags,
40:52 favored by six and a half.
40:53 - This game sucks.
40:55 I'll take the Panthers, I don't know.
40:57 The Jags are so bad.
40:58 They're so, like, Trevor Lawrence has had a billion injuries.
41:02 Panthers are playing hard.
41:03 I, yeah, just give me the Panthers.
41:05 I do not want to bet this game though.
41:07 This game sucks.
41:08 - I mean, it's terrible.
41:09 - This is one of the games I lost on it.
41:11 It was, I just, I didn't understand
41:14 how they were just getting their ass beat
41:15 by the Buccaneers.
41:17 But I'm gonna take the Jaguars.
41:20 I don't know.
41:21 It's like, I have no clue.
41:23 I don't feel good about that,
41:24 but I'm going with the Jaguars.
41:26 - This is probably one of those games for both of you
41:28 that if you didn't have to pick on this show,
41:30 you would just absolutely act like it wasn't happening.
41:32 - Yeah, no, this is not, yeah.
41:34 - Well, last week I tried not betting
41:36 on the Commander's Jets.
41:37 I tried passing and I ended up having to pick
41:39 the Commanders and I lost that one.
41:42 - Yeah, I mean, I do care about this game
41:44 and the fact I can't have the Panthers win.
41:47 So I am gonna be, like, tuned in
41:49 because the Panthers have to lose out.
41:51 But yeah, this game sucks.
41:53 Jaguars are a bummer.
41:54 They're just a bummer of a team.
41:55 Like, I think about them, I'm, like, bummed out.
41:57 - Yeah.
41:58 - Well, I mean, I didn't even finish the sentence yet
41:59 and you were already making fart noises.
42:01 So that's how we know.
42:02 - Yeah, yeah, this game sucks.
42:05 - Okay, well, the Steelers at the Seahawks.
42:06 The Seahawks favored by three and a half.
42:08 - I have no clue.
42:12 I think it's, like, the Steelers,
42:14 they scored 30 points, which was, like,
42:16 the first time since, I don't know.
42:20 They haven't scored 30 points in a very long time.
42:23 Mason Rudolph, I have no clue.
42:25 If it's one of those things where
42:27 we're gonna get a couple games
42:28 out of the backup quarterback,
42:29 like you have Dobbs, you've had some moments
42:31 with these backups this year.
42:33 Is he gonna pull off another one?
42:35 I'm gonna go with the Seahawks because it's at Seattle.
42:38 And I think that they're just kind of, like,
42:42 a scrappy team who, they're not really,
42:44 they're not gonna out-talent anybody,
42:46 but they just find their ways to win,
42:49 and I like Seattle in this situation.
42:52 - Dan?
42:54 - Yeah, I'm gonna take the Steelers.
42:55 I don't love it.
42:56 Really, the only reason I'm taking them
42:59 is the Steelers do play a lot of man.
43:00 They're very injured, so I don't even know
43:02 if that's a good thing.
43:02 Chino sucks against man.
43:04 And the Seahawks, all they do is play close games.
43:08 I mean, they should be way better
43:10 than the Ryan Tannehill Titans.
43:12 They should be, you know, like,
43:14 every game is close.
43:16 Every game comes down to,
43:17 I think Chino has four game-winning drives this year,
43:20 which leads the league.
43:21 So if you give me three and a half,
43:23 I'll take three and a half
43:24 and just hope the Steelers can keep it close.
43:26 - Yeah, that's a good point.
43:28 - Okay, Dan, the Bengals at the Chiefs,
43:30 the Chiefs favored by seven.
43:31 Obviously, the Chiefs dropped another one last week.
43:33 A lot of conversation about where they stand.
43:35 Do you think that they can beat the Bengals by seven
43:37 and where do you stand on them?
43:39 - So the Chiefs are broken, officially very broken.
43:43 I do not think they have, like,
43:45 we'll sell ourselves on Patrick Mahomes
43:47 getting into the playoffs and being like,
43:49 watch out for him.
43:50 But you have to just remember what you've seen.
43:52 Like, they're a broken team.
43:54 The one thing that I like, though,
43:56 I'm taking the Chiefs because it's a scary thing to say
43:59 because it's basically Andy Reid being someone different
44:02 than he's been his entire career.
44:03 But if the Chiefs want to run the football in this game,
44:06 they will win this game by more than seven.
44:09 The Bengals cannot stop anyone on the run.
44:11 DJ Reid being out for the season killed that defense,
44:14 which was already leaky to begin with.
44:17 So I think the Chiefs are going to be able
44:18 to run the football, control the clock,
44:21 and yeah, I'm going to take the Chiefs.
44:24 - Will?
44:25 - I'm riding with that same thought.
44:27 The Chiefs are very good
44:29 when they're trying to get a bad taste out of their mouth.
44:31 And I think they're very pissed off
44:32 about losing to the Raiders.
44:33 You saw the reactions on the sidelines.
44:36 And again, like, I think that they might blow
44:40 the Bengals out this week because they're pissed off.
44:42 And usually that's what happens.
44:44 But I'm with Dan.
44:45 Like, again, I was saying earlier today,
44:48 I was talking to somebody and I'm like,
44:50 they're not a Super Bowl contender.
44:51 They're going to get into the playoffs, maybe win a game.
44:53 But again, like Dan said, this is a broken team
44:55 and it'll pop its head out later on in the year.
44:59 Or January, I mean.
45:02 - Okay, Dan, last game,
45:03 the Packers at the Vikings, the Vikings minus two.
45:07 - Okay, I'm going to take the Packers.
45:11 Their defense is really bad, really, really bad.
45:14 Jordan Love has been good,
45:16 but now with Hockinson out for the year,
45:18 I think Jordan Anderson might be out again.
45:21 You saw it, like their offensive weapons are just,
45:25 like those two guys are so damn good.
45:27 And I know Justin Jefferson was awesome on Sunday.
45:30 So he will probably have a crazy game
45:32 because the Packers can't stop anyone.
45:33 Jair Alexander with one of the funniest suspensions
45:36 of all time, just crashing the coin toss.
45:39 But I'll take the Packers minus two.
45:41 - Yeah, that clip was crazy.
45:43 - Or plus two.
45:44 - Yeah, plus two.
45:45 The clip was crazy, Will.
45:46 Like I know everybody on Twitter
45:48 was obviously reacting to it,
45:49 but it was just like, I had to watch it multiple times
45:50 to even try to understand exactly
45:52 what he thought was going on.
45:54 - Yeah, no, that was all time.
45:56 And I just love the shameless swag about it that he had.
46:00 Like he's like, "Ah, you know, who cares?"
46:02 - And the Macho Man glasses on.
46:03 - Yeah, and the Macho Man glasses.
46:05 Anybody say anything to you on the sidelines?
46:06 Like, what's anybody gonna say to me?
46:08 What are you talking about?
46:10 - Just to know I was from Charlotte.
46:11 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:13 I'm gonna go with Dan on this one.
46:17 I'm gonna go Packers.
46:18 Yeah, they're playing bad on defense and it's painful.
46:21 Joe B, he was my coordinator in Washington.
46:24 But again, I just don't think with the Vikings,
46:29 you got TJ Hawkinson, he's out for the rest of the year.
46:34 I forget what the name of their edge rusher.
46:36 He's out for the rest of the year.
46:38 They're missing some key guys
46:40 who help open everything up for Justin Jefferson.
46:43 And since they're kind of in a quarterback carousel
46:47 on figuring out who they're gonna go with,
46:48 whether it's Nick Mullins or what's the rookie's name?
46:50 - Jaron Hall.
46:52 - Jaron Hall. - From BYU, yeah.
46:53 - Yeah, I think this is a game that the Packers
46:55 kind of not like get back on track,
46:57 but get back to how they were playing a few games ago
47:00 against the Vikings.
47:01 But Dan's right.
47:02 Justin Jefferson is still gonna go off.
47:04 'Cause it just seems like,
47:06 I don't know what it is, whether it's schematics
47:10 or the way the game's getting called.
47:12 I haven't watched the Packers enough this year.
47:14 But you know in the back end, like if Jair,
47:17 there's a lot of personalities in the defensive room.
47:19 And when that room is off, the rest of the team is off.
47:22 And I don't know if Joe B has stuck his neck in that room
47:25 and tried taking over that room.
47:27 I know he had a tough time doing that
47:28 when we were in Washington.
47:29 That's where things kind of snowballed
47:32 because of all the big personalities in the DB room.
47:35 But I like the Packers here plus two.
47:37 - It really, like the Packers traded,
47:39 they made one of the worst trades of the NFL season
47:42 when they traded Rizul Douglas to the Bills,
47:45 who's been awesome for the Bills,
47:46 who's helped that defense completely turn around.
47:48 They traded the wrong cornerback.
47:49 Like that was, but yeah, Justin Jefferson,
47:52 I mean, he's so elite.
47:53 There's no one who has his speed and route running.
47:55 Like it's just unfair how good he is.
47:58 - Right, and if you're gonna have somebody
47:59 not lock him down, 'cause you'll never like lock him down,
48:02 but the corner, whoever's line of a cross room,
48:05 they have to be hungry, man.
48:07 There's something about like, you know,
48:09 not that Jano wasn't still an elite cornerback
48:12 when he came to Washington,
48:12 but those guys who get paid big money,
48:14 you just lose a little bit of that edge
48:16 and corner is the one spot you cannot lose that.
48:18 - Okay, it's time for three bad opinions, Dan.
48:21 I don't know if you guys have three.
48:23 There is only two of you.
48:24 So I guess maybe we could just do two bad opinions
48:26 or maybe just one gigantic bad opinion.
48:27 How do you guys wanna do this?
48:29 - Hmm, hmm.
48:29 Do you have one, Will?
48:33 - Not necessarily, like, no.
48:36 - Okay, I have one, I have one.
48:38 I think the Chiefs are gonna get bounced in the first round.
48:42 Patrick Mahomes still not gonna play a home,
48:44 or away playoff game.
48:45 I don't know if that's a good opinion or not.
48:48 Arrowhead's a tough place to play.
48:49 I just think the Chiefs are gonna,
48:50 I think they're that broken.
48:52 - I mean, yeah.
48:53 - Yeah, I like that opinion.
48:54 Like that's an opinion I would buy and wanna take.
48:56 - Really?
48:57 - Yeah. - Patrick Mahomes at home
48:58 in Arrowhead, like, I feel--
49:00 - I think everybody else, Dan,
49:01 I think on this show between me and you,
49:03 I think it's a good opinion,
49:04 but I think everybody else will say that's a bad opinion.
49:06 - Yeah, yeah, it's one of those opinions
49:08 that I'm like, I'm gonna get there
49:10 and I'm gonna be like, gonna try to bet against them
49:14 and then it's gonna make me feel so stupid.
49:16 - Yeah, yeah.
49:17 I'll go down with you on that one.
49:19 - On part of my take, obviously,
49:20 you guys are taking a stance against Taylor Swift.
49:23 I mean, do you think that part of being broken a little bit
49:25 has to do with how you feel about her?
49:27 - No, listen, I'm not gonna blame Taylor Swift
49:29 for Travis Kelce's drops and everything, weak legs.
49:33 That's what some people might say.
49:36 I'm not gonna blame Taylor Swift.
49:38 I just wish Taylor Swift didn't ruin Christmas
49:40 for a bunch of kids across America
49:42 when she just showed up with Santa Claus
49:44 and all the kids were like, wait, Santa's at a Chiefs game?
49:47 I thought he delivered all those presents last night.
49:48 Isn't he tired?
49:49 So yeah, that's just something
49:52 we'll all have to deal with as a country.
49:54 I mean, first she was swearing on national TV
49:56 and now she's ruining Santa Claus.
49:58 I didn't even think about the Santa Claus thing.
50:00 Maybe it's 'cause my son's not old enough
50:01 to know Santa Claus yet, but that's a good point.
50:03 - Yeah, you're lucky because every household in America
50:06 was like, how's Santa walking with Taylor Swift?
50:08 Like, wasn't he just flying around the whole world?
50:11 This makes no sense.
50:13 - He should be sleeping.
50:14 I would like it on record that I love Taylor,
50:16 but if she would have ruined Christmas for my son,
50:18 I would not like her anymore, Will.
50:20 - Yeah.
50:21 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:22 And we had a good little Christmas
50:24 where we was having a lot of fun
50:26 figuring out how to open up presents.
50:27 I think next year is where she makes a big leap
50:29 into understanding Santa for real.
50:31 - Yeah.
50:34 - And then you get the naughty list, yeah.
50:34 And then it's like, hey, listen,
50:35 I've been talking to the big guy.
50:37 - Yeah, that's what I cannot wait for.
50:40 - I mean, the fact that parents can be like,
50:41 if you don't behave right now,
50:43 I'm gonna text Santa and tell him,
50:44 like, that seems like the ultimate cheat code.
50:46 - It's all of December.
50:48 It's just holding over all of December.
50:49 It's like, I don't have any,
50:50 I have no parenting moves left.
50:53 I'm all out.
50:53 - And Dan, now we can scheme a year,
50:55 now that we have a whole year to prepare for this.
50:58 Next year, we will have Santa suits
51:01 just ready at our houses for any time we need to go
51:04 as far as FaceTiming.
51:05 And then, hey, Dan, I'm gonna call you in five minutes.
51:08 And you're just gonna be sitting there.
51:09 - I'm in.
51:10 - Standing up.
51:11 I'm gonna let you know the logistics.
51:13 - What's going on.
51:14 - Hey, stop peeing in the bed, Dan.
51:15 We're trying to get her to stop peeing in the bed.
51:16 So just let her know.
51:19 - Just be sitting there FaceTimed up.
51:22 - Yeah, I'm in.
51:23 - And so if Taylor Swift ruined that,
51:25 I can understand why parents would be pissed at her, Dan.
51:26 So maybe I need to change my tune on that
51:29 because that would--
51:30 - It's just something to think about.
51:32 I'm not saying they did.
51:33 Something to think about.
51:34 - How about my boys are winning a playoff game this year?
51:37 - That's a bad--
51:39 - I think that's, ooh.
51:40 - I only say that--
51:42 - It might be a bad opinion
51:43 'cause they gotta go on the road, yeah.
51:44 - Yeah, they only win at AT&T Stadium, it seems.
51:48 I know they've won more games than I think seven,
51:49 but still.
51:51 They've played, I think, what, have we had seven at home?
51:53 - Yeah, they're so good at home.
51:56 Yeah, that might be a bad opinion
51:58 based on how they've looked on the road.
52:00 - Yeah, it's crazy to the gasp of outscoring.
52:06 Yeah, outscoring teams like 177 points when they're at home
52:09 and then, you know, obviously being outscored
52:11 when they're on the road is just an insane stat.
52:14 - It really is.
52:15 - And it's just asking like Dak Prescott and that team
52:17 to win on the road in the playoffs.
52:19 It sounds crazy, it sounds like a bad opinion,
52:21 but maybe they'll finally break--
52:23 - It's almost like maybe they have an edge at home.
52:26 Maybe they're, you know,
52:28 maybe they're hacking into the communication.
52:30 I don't know.
52:32 - Maybe.
52:32 - Does seem a little weird.
52:34 - Just spitballing seems like it's a little, yeah.
52:37 A little out of the ordinary.
52:37 - Just something to think about.
52:38 Just something to ponder.
52:40 All right, so we will be back next week,
52:42 but between now and then,
52:43 we will have the Varsal Sports Arizona Bowl.
52:45 We will all be there in Arizona.
52:46 It's gonna be, I mean, who knows what's gonna happen.
52:49 It'll be on the CW, obviously on our sites as well.
52:51 Dan, I know that, I mean,
52:53 you never know what's gonna happen in the booth.
52:55 Will and I will be on the field.
52:56 It's gonna be crazy.
52:57 - Yeah, I'm gonna bet a lot of money on Wyoming.
53:00 I'm just gonna say that right now.
53:01 - Even though you have the key to, you know?
53:03 - All right.
53:04 - I know the fact that Wyoming's coach is retiring.
53:07 Like he's an old head,
53:08 like that's gonna get everyone pumped up.
53:11 - Gotta send him out right.
53:12 Gotta send him out right.
53:14 - Yeah.
53:15 - All right, well make sure to tune in everybody.
53:17 We will see you next week.
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