Haron Rafiq Nay Kari Saal Ki Akhri Stand Up Comedy - Hansi Mazak Aur Masti - video Dailymotion

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00:00 Now, our segment is stand-up comedy.

00:01 Wow!

00:02 Who is doing it? Tell us.

00:04 I am doing it.

00:05 Here we go.

00:09 If you are really going to laugh at me,

00:15 you will laugh anyway.

00:17 Yes. - Don't worry.

00:19 If you don't find my joke funny,

00:22 then don't laugh.

00:23 Wow!

00:25 We know.

00:26 Wow!

00:29 The thing is,

00:30 I am not a comedian

00:34 who can make up stories.

00:35 Wow!

00:36 I think there is a lot of comedy in life.

00:39 You just have to find out where that comedy is.

00:41 If you can see the comedy,

00:43 you can enjoy it.

00:45 But the problem with me is,

00:46 comedy happens at a place

00:49 where I can't say anything or laugh.

00:52 I just have to tolerate it.

00:53 Yes. - For example,

00:55 a fake news spread recently

00:57 that an aunt has passed away.

01:00 Her mother

01:01 reached her home as soon as the fake news spread.

01:04 Yes.

01:05 I reached her home from a far off place.

01:07 Yes.

01:08 I couldn't find out that it was fake news.

01:10 I should have told her

01:12 that it was fake news and she was alive.

01:17 Yes.

01:17 She said,

01:18 "Sorry, sir. Mom is alive."

01:20 Wow!

01:25 I found out that a friend of mine lives far away from Lahore.

01:29 His mother passed away when she was 105 years old.

01:33 It's been a month or two.

01:34 I couldn't go to her funeral.

01:37 So, I thought of leaving.

01:38 Early in the morning,

01:39 you know how friends are.

01:41 I had a friend.

01:41 I called him and told him that we are going to a funeral.

01:45 He agreed.

01:47 He didn't ask me who passed away.

01:49 No.

01:50 I didn't tell him.

01:51 We were talking on the way.

01:52 He remembered that his father passed away.

01:55 Actually, his mother passed away.

01:57 Yes.

01:58 I had to feel bad that he was leaving with me.

02:00 Of course.

02:01 I sat in his drawing room.

02:03 His father and my friend were sitting in front of me.

02:06 I hadn't said anything.

02:08 He said, "Do your work, son."

02:10 They were sitting in front of you.

02:14 Yes.

02:15 My friend said, "Do the household chores."

02:20 "Do the household chores, son."

02:22 (Laughs)

02:24 I said, "He never did any household chores."

02:27 "He did the household chores when he was young."

02:29 (Laughs)

02:32 He said, "He used to cook food for us when he was young."

02:37 "Can you cook for us, son?"

02:38 (Laughs)

02:40 He said, "Yes, very good."

02:42 "I always ate from his hands."

02:44 "He never left the house, son."

02:46 (Laughs)

02:48 I don't understand.

02:50 Why should he throw him out?

02:52 After a while, he said, "It's easy to earn money."

02:56 (Laughs)

02:58 He said, "He used to earn money from my father."

03:01 When he said that, I was shocked.

03:05 Father.

03:05 Father?

03:06 Yes.

03:06 When he went out for a while, I asked him what he was saying.

03:11 He said, "I'm feeling sorry for his father."

03:14 (Laughs)

03:15 "He is sitting in front of me."

03:16 (Laughs)

03:22 When I went to the government college,

03:24 I wanted to make a name for myself.

03:27 Yes.

03:28 In college, you make a name for yourself by fighting.

03:30 Okay.

03:31 In our time, we used to say that he is a big fighter.

03:33 He fights and beats people.

03:36 I got to know that a boy has harassed a friend.

03:41 I got the address of his house.

03:43 I asked my friend if he had a jeep.

03:45 He said he had an old jeep.

03:47 We went to the house of the student.

03:50 We got down and started banging on the gate.

03:53 "Come out."

03:56 He got scared.

03:57 He didn't come out as there were students.

03:59 The neighbours were watching from upstairs.

04:01 We told the boys who were watching from upstairs.

04:04 "Do you want to fight? Come downstairs."

04:06 (Laughs)

04:07 No one came.

04:08 We told the ones who were watching to come.

04:10 No one came.

04:11 We shouted that no one should complain.

04:14 The jeep didn't start as we were sitting in the jeep.

04:17 (Laughs)

04:20 (Laughs)

04:24 We told the boys to come.

04:27 We told them to come.

04:29 (Laughs)

04:35 We went to threaten them but they pushed us.

04:38 (Laughs)

04:39 Someone told me that he is a bad boy.

04:43 He should be threatened.

04:45 We had to make a name in the college.

04:47 The one who looked the most dangerous

04:51 was Aatish Ghir.

04:53 I took him with me.

04:54 We were going to 70.

04:56 70 was his grandfather's name.

04:59 He was from the 70s.

05:01 He was also from the 70s.

05:03 We went to his house.

05:05 The boy came out.

05:06 The boy who had to threaten him,

05:09 what was he threatening?

05:10 "Son, I forgive you today."

05:14 "I was doing it from my heart. I came to kidnap you."

05:18 I am looking at the boy, the friend and the 70.

05:21 (Laughs)

05:28 Thanks.

05:28 Superb.

05:29 (Applause)

05:31 Are you going to fight or to the fight?

05:33 I will get options.

05:35 (Laughs)

05:36 Our producer is very strict.

05:40 Okay.

05:41 A girl did a drama on him.

05:43 She asked him what he was going to do.

05:44 Yes.

05:45 He said, "What will you do?"

05:46 He said, "I will cut the cable."

05:48 (Laughs)

05:51 It's time for music.

05:53 We heard a great song by Agha Majid and Salim.

05:58 I want to have another pair.

06:02 Wow.

06:03 Think bigger than the pair.

06:05 Yes.

06:06 We have a pair of friends.

06:09 I want them to sing a song for us.

06:13 I request Irza and Arzu to sing a song.

06:16 Wow.

06:18 (Applause)

Haron Rafiq Nay Kari Saal Ki Akhri Stand Up Comedy - Hansi Mazak Aur Masti

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