Agha Majid Nay Saleem Albela, Goga Pasroori Aur Vicky Ka Paisa Daba Liya

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00:00Friends, we get a lot of emails, messages, WhatsApp messages, different sales, advertisements

00:08of clothes, shoes, landowners, but you scroll everything, block someone, you feel that this

00:16is not for me.

00:17But if an offer reaches your home in a magnificent packet, it has a seal on it, your name is

00:25written on it, and it is written that we have put up this sale for you, then you will definitely

00:32go there, even if that packet has gone to everyone.

00:35That is, what can we deduce from this?

00:38We can deduce that in our life, a lot of fights, quarrels, fights, difficulties, problems,

00:43are not due to the fact that we said something.

00:46It is due to the fact that the choice of our words was not right.

00:51The packet was not beautiful.

00:53It was not something that others thought was special and good for me.

00:58So first of all, if you want to move forward in life, learn to choose good words.

01:04This is the biggest key with which you can connect everyone with you.

01:08Come, let's start today's show with this message.

01:11Today is the wedding season, so let's go to the band and see if they are getting functions

01:17or not.

01:19Mr. Arun, I have a request.

01:21Yes.

01:22These days, the situation is very bad.

01:24Oh, what happened?

01:25Yes, there are two months of strictness on us.

01:27By the way, DJs have completely outed you people from weddings.

01:31No, no, our DJ, even before Lada, the DJ used to play.

01:34No, no, look, now the DJs have come, they take money, people book them, they play good

01:39songs.

01:40We also have to take money, not bad music.

01:42No, no, why do you need a DJ?

01:44Give it to him, let him play.

01:46Mr. Arun, whatever happens.

01:47Yes, yes.

01:48Lada doesn't come without us.

01:49He doesn't come without us.

01:50He stands with us, you can't see him.

01:53By the way, the DJs who do remixes, they raid the song.

01:56Yes, yes.

01:57And by the way, they also say their names at some places.

02:00A good man is listening to the song.

02:01That's right.

02:02DJ Kartik.

02:04Okay, tell me this, what do you play?

02:07Tambur.

02:08You play Tambur.

02:09Have you ever been to Tambur?

02:11Dude, what do you do?

02:12I perform here at Dafli.

02:14This is not Dafli.

02:15You must have seen the film, Mita Bajan's Laawaras.

02:17Yes.

02:18She played it.

02:19Like this.

02:20Like this.

02:21Like this.

02:22Oh wow.

02:23Mr. Arun's uniforms are ready.

02:24You don't even know what to do.

02:26Okay, by the way, there is one thing.

02:28If you don't mind.

02:29Yes.

02:30The problem is that the uniforms you wear and sit in,

02:33are not working because of this reason.

02:35What reason is that?

02:36If you work hard on your instrument.

02:38Yes.

02:39And move ahead.

02:40Work as hard as possible and play in such a way that you

02:43believe that I can't play in front of this.

02:46Or no one can play.

02:47So even now people are ready to call you.

02:50There is no claim to this work.

02:52What?

02:53I have done it.

02:54I have done it.

02:55It's final.

02:56I can't play in front of this.

02:57Okay, if you haven't done it, it's not final.

02:59There is no claim.

03:00So why are you sitting idle?

03:01This is how we practice.

03:02Now our elders have taught us.

03:03This is the sea.

03:04This is the sea.

03:05This is the sea.

03:06This is the sea.

03:07This is the sea.

03:08This is the sea.

03:09This is the sea.

03:10This is the sea.

03:11This is the sea.

03:12If you want there is the..

03:13We had shops inside our house.

03:14We went infront them and asked them to take us there.

03:16By the time you people go and play on the streets

03:18you won't get any work in having peopleathon.

03:20By the time they see us they are making just jokes on us.

03:23What he wants to say is back another YouTube channel

03:26and upload content on it.

03:28People will watch it.

03:29Like it.

03:30They will call.

03:31They do call you but it's their blessing.

03:32It's our honour.

03:33When did the last time someone call'd you?

03:35It recently passed, it was 4 years back.

03:37I went there at the age of 19.

03:39Then..

03:40People call you and not relatives.

03:42Mr. Ulqaan, you know, the business is not doing so well.

03:45Please give me some money.

03:47You know, the people of this river...

03:49What do you mean? I haven't done any work.

03:51They don't even speak.

03:52They are so impatient to go to the mall.

03:54Yes.

03:55I don't trust them.

03:56Give me some money right away.

03:57Yes, sir. Give me some money.

03:59I've been trusting you for the past four years.

04:01I'm sure you'll become like them when the currency of Pakistan changes.

04:07Do you know when I got this note?

04:08Yes.

04:09It was a ring note.

04:12Okay, listen to me.

04:14I've been trusting you for the past four years.

04:16Don't give me any guesses.

04:17I'm telling you, I'll give you a lot of money.

04:20Keep it safe.

04:21Sir, this money is for the prayers.

04:24What?

04:25Yes. And this...

04:26Don't touch this.

04:28What is this?

04:29This is also for the prayers.

04:30Oh, no.

04:31Okay, I'll take it.

04:31This is also for the prayers.

04:32Yes.

04:33This is for the prayers.

04:33And this...

04:35This is also for the prayers.

04:37You can't even pray properly.

04:39Don't you have a son at home?

04:43Wow, you guys have a lot of money.

04:46Because we have to spend it.

04:47Okay, Mr. Khan.

04:48Give me some.

04:49I told you, I'll give you some.

04:50I know him.

04:51He's from Bakhrabad.

04:53I'm telling you.

04:54Now, he's with the priests again.

04:56Greetings.

04:57You're giving a lot of money.

04:59I think you're good people.

05:00Yes.

05:01Yes.

05:02Come.

05:03Come.

05:04They don't give money.

05:05They have a door to close.

05:06You sit there.

05:07Come here.

05:08Come here.

05:08Get up and start robbing.

05:12You know that Chaudhary Bajaj is here.

05:14Where is Chaudhary sir?

05:15Where is Chaudhary sir?

05:16Chaudhary sir is not here.

05:17Don't you know Chaudhary?

05:19Go to your place, uncle.

05:21Come.

05:21Get down.

05:22Get down.

05:23He's the band leader.

05:24Come.

05:24Sit down.

05:25Chaudhary sir has sent you.

05:28No, I'm Chaudhary Bajaj.

05:29Oh, okay.

05:30Sit down, Bajaj sir.

05:32Tell him to come.

05:33In the name of God.

05:33500 Marabas, 300 tractors.

05:36And 950 fish.

05:38Who can be other than Chaudhary Bajaj?

05:40500 Marabas and 300 tractors.

05:43What?

05:46Chaudhary, your responsibility is not justified.

05:53Chaudhary sir, you look like a fighter of Shah Noor.

05:57You are a black sheep.

06:00No, Chaudhary sir.

06:01You are a black sheep.

06:02Black sheep don't joke.

06:04What else do you want to do?

06:05Chaudhary sir, 500 Marabas.

06:07This is the heart of our family.

06:10You said a good thing.

06:11Listen to me.

06:14Chaudhary sir, tell us.

06:15Whose death anniversary is it?

06:17It's not a death anniversary.

06:19Talk sensibly.

06:21It's my younger brother's wedding.

06:22Oh, my God.

06:24I see.

06:25You have come to book for the wedding procession.

06:27It should be a good band.

06:29So that the band looks good.

06:30And you will get the money.

06:32I tell my brides.

06:35You won't get a penny less than 5000.

06:37Oh, my God.

06:38Yes.

06:39That's why I wish I was a band player.

06:44Band player, you didn't keep a moneylender with you.

06:47I wouldn't have married you.

06:52Chaudhary sir, tell us what you want to say.

06:53Chaudhary sir, tell us what you want to say.

06:56Are you mad?

06:58Chaudhary sir, I have brought tea for you.

06:59Okay.

07:00I have 500 Marabas.

07:01Okay.

07:02I have sold it for a big amount.

07:05Where is the groom?

07:07He will be here in a while.

07:08He will be here in a while.

07:14What is this?

07:15It's called tea.

07:17One, two, three, four, five.

07:19Where is my tea?

07:21It's nothing.

07:22Keep your tea.

07:24What happened?

07:26Tell me.

07:26Do we get tea or tea leaves?

07:29Tell me the address first.

07:31Which band do you belong to?

07:32We belong to Kukoo band.

07:34I don't want Kukoo or Shukoo.

07:36I want the best band in Pakistan.

07:38Then do one thing.

07:39Get Latif's band.

07:40Latif doesn't know how to play the band.

07:43What happened?

07:43It's a bad band.

07:46Send a good band for Rs. 5000.

07:48Chaudhary sir knows what Latif does and what he doesn't.

07:51Do you want Faka band?

07:53It's worse than that.

07:56Do you want Nawazoo band?

07:57It's not good for clarinet.

08:00Chaudhary sir, you must have done 300 tractors.

08:03Listen to me.

08:06Do you know?

08:07We Chaudhary people listen to music.

08:09We understand music.

08:10That's great.

08:12Do one thing.

08:13Get Pico band.

08:15I don't want Pico band.

08:18Get Pico band.

08:21Get Pico band.

08:23He doesn't know how to play the band.

08:25He just plays the song.

08:26He doesn't take space in the band.

08:27Chaudhary sir, I'll give you Rs. 500.

08:31Listen to the song and take space for Rs. 10.

08:34Get Tajoo band.

08:35What kind of a band is this?

08:36Yes, what kind of a band is this?

08:37You won't get a single penny for that.

08:39Here you go.

08:40How will I get you out of the grave?

08:43Listen to me.

08:45Tell me which band is going to the top?

08:48Aman Chand's brother.

08:49Yes.

08:50He's very famous.

08:51New Bahu band.

08:53They play very well.

08:54We'll go with them.

08:56One thing is right.

08:58If you want to go to Benaras, you'll have to go to Chandkar.

09:00He doesn't know how to play the band.

09:01He doesn't even have the courage to give me Rs. 500.

09:07I don't want any other band.

09:08Just finalise this.

09:09If you can't do it, I'll go.

09:11Call him.

09:13Is this a local band or from some other city?

09:15Yes.

09:15He's from our village.

09:17Our village is very big.

09:19How are you, sir?

09:20Are you sitting in the office?

09:22Then come with me.

09:24How much money do you want?

09:26How much money do you want?

09:27Rs. 8 lakhs, Rs. 10 lakhs, Rs. 20 lakhs.

09:29Wow.

09:30What is he saying?

09:31He'll come. No problem.

09:33Trust me. You won't enjoy it.

09:34One minute.

09:37Is the food here?

09:38Yes.

09:39In the name of God.

09:41Go out, sir. I'll get it.

09:42I'll get it.

09:43Go quickly.

09:44Go quickly. It's very hot outside.

09:46Trust me.

09:47Don't worry.

09:48I'll get you a band.

09:50Come, sir.

09:52Sir, he's here.

09:53Come, sir.

09:54Greetings.

09:55Greetings.

09:56How are you, sir?

09:57Greetings.

09:58Wow, Chaudhary sir.

10:00Greetings.

10:02Chaudhary sir, why are you shaking hands?

10:03The teachers should have respected me.

10:05Wow.

10:06Chaudhary sir.

10:07Wow. That's good.

10:10Greetings.

10:11How are you?

10:12Thank God.

10:13I think people usually introduce you as Amanat Chan's brother.

10:18I think so.

10:19Because I've heard about his work and his fame.

10:22The way he works, I think he should be called Amanat Chan's brother.

10:27Wow.

10:28Wow.

10:29That's great.

10:30The way you've worked so hard in this instrument.

10:33I've heard about it.

10:35I think you're speaking in it.

10:37Your words are coming out of your mouth.

10:39Who do you think is your teacher?

10:40He's my spiritual teacher.

10:43He's from Ukhara.

10:45I see.

10:46Ustad Fakir Hussain.

10:47I see.

10:47That's great.

10:48That's a great name.

10:49He's a mehendi artist from the band.

10:50I see.

10:51Wow.

10:52Chaudhary sir, if you sell a tractor,

10:54you'll get a fresh pair of socks, right?

10:57What if a man collects your money

11:02and takes it for a ride?

11:03We have big jelly notes.

11:04Wow.

11:06We were sitting on the stage.

11:08A stranger came and asked for 10,000 rupees.

11:13He asked us to leave immediately.

11:14Yes.

11:17We didn't even check.

11:19Yes.

11:20We were talking about giving him cash.

11:22We gave him 10,000 rupees and collected it.

11:25Yes.

11:25He asked us to give him 10,000 rupees.

11:28We gave him 9,000 rupees worth of shiny notes.

11:32Okay.

11:33We gave him 10,000 rupees.

11:34Okay.

11:35He asked us to collect it immediately.

11:37Yes.

11:37We gave him half of it and told him to stop the band.

11:39We had a lot of money.

11:40Okay.

11:41We were so happy that we came out.

11:44Okay.

11:45We asked him to give us the notes.

11:48Yes.

11:49He gave us 20 jelly notes.

11:51Oh my God.

11:52I am sure he gave them to us.

11:55Did you have a fight at your wedding?

11:58There was a religious community.

11:59They called us.

12:00We were going to Gujarat.

12:02They gave us betel leaves.

12:03They gave us rose necklaces.

12:05Wow.

12:06That's it.

12:06Wow.

12:07We went to the next girl's house.

12:09Yes.

12:10They were singing a song.

12:12They asked us what we had memorized.

12:14Okay.

12:15I started.

12:16Yes.

12:17A guy came to the girl's house.

12:18Yes.

12:19He cursed me.

12:21Okay.

12:22He was standing in front of us.

12:24He was very respectful to us.

12:25Yes.

12:26He looked at me.

12:27He asked me to play the instrument.

12:28I started again.

12:30Yes.

12:31He came again and cursed me.

12:35He had made a plan.

12:36Okay.

12:37He wanted to take revenge on me.

12:41Oh.

12:42The third time he cursed me.

12:45Believe me.

12:45Yes.

12:47A guy came there.

12:48He cursed me the first time.

12:51Oh.

12:52He was hitting girls.

12:53He was hitting men.

12:55I was a big man.

12:56Yes.

12:57He was hitting the guests in the streets.

13:02Mr. Khan, I want to apologize to those who misbehaved with you.

13:07What?

13:10Mr. Khan, I have heard a lot about you.

13:13Yes.

13:13I can't confirm until I see their performance.

13:17Because I am open for money.

13:19Yes.

13:20Mr. Khan, I have brought a man from the office.

13:22Irfaqat.

13:23Yes.

13:23Get up.

13:24I have brought him.

13:25You have brought a man.

13:26I have brought him.

13:28Let's make his band remember Hoshiyariya's song.

13:31It will be great fun if his band remembers Hoshiyariya's song.

13:33Really.

13:34Tell me. How much money will you throw?

13:37On Hoshiyariya's song?

13:38Yes.

13:41Come on, son.

13:42Come on.

13:46Mr. Khan.

13:47Yes, sir.

13:48Okay.

13:48Wow.

13:49Bismillah.

13:50Sir, please play a song for us.

13:51Please. Please.

13:53Please. Please.

13:54Please. Please.

14:04Wow.

14:05Wow.

14:19Wow.

14:33Wow.

14:34Wow.

14:41Wow.

14:49Wow.

15:10Wow.

15:11Wow.

15:20Wow.

15:33Wow.

15:49Wow.

16:14Wow.

16:19Wow.

16:37Wow.

16:41Wow.

16:49Wow.

17:10Wow.

17:12Wow.

17:13Wow.

17:15Magnificent.

17:16Wow.

17:17It's been a long time since I heard a good band.

17:19Wow.

17:19Okay, I'll take your leave now.

17:20What?

17:21Where are you going?

17:23Where are you going to book the tickets?

17:24What booking?

17:25Your brother is getting married.

17:27You are booking the tickets.

17:28My brother will never get married for six months.

17:31Whether he gets married or not, he will be here for 13-14 months.

17:33Hey!

17:35No, sir. This is not the way.

17:36But this is really..

17:37What are you doing with an artist?

17:38Sir, I'll take your leave now.

17:39Come here.

17:40May God bless you with a long life.

17:43Is this your way?

17:44Stand up.

17:45Is this your way?

17:47Is this your way?

17:48Is this your way?

17:50I mean, you are playing with the artists.

17:52Okay, first find out..

17:54First find out if he is the real Chaudhary or not.

17:57I have to take a test.

17:59What test?

18:00Look at this.

18:00Yes.

18:01Have two cups of water.

18:02What?

18:02Sir, give me your hand.

18:04I'll find out.

18:07Who are you?

18:08Who are you?

18:09Tell me who you are, sir.

18:10I am Mr. Chaudhary.

18:12He is feeling cold.

18:13No, sir. If he is feeling cold, I think..

18:15..he is not Mr. Chaudhary.

18:17He is feeling cold.

18:18Then he is not Mr. Chaudhary.

18:19He is not Mr. Chaudhary.

18:21Hey!

18:22He is not Mr. Chaudhary.

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