El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:10 >> Throw that hoodie on.
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00:24 >> This is a double XL.
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00:30 >> It's camping in the hotel.
00:32 >> It's only two days into the pizza contest.
00:34 >> Yeah.
00:35 >> Sleeves, she was not kidding with short sleeves.
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00:41 >> I keep dropping 70 bucks per pizza visit.
00:44 >> We'll be out of business, thank you.
00:46 >> Town Spa Pizza is- >> You got it.
00:51 >> One of the most talked about pizza joints.
00:53 We always get that when I say what's the best pizza, Town Spa, Town Spa.
00:56 The thing about doing pizza reviews, I'm gonna try to do these if I can do the time,
01:01 is to do a real pizza review, you gotta eat it fresh, like I just picked it up.
01:05 You can't drive it, you gotta take a bite, and
01:07 it's just gotta be instant, like word association.
01:09 Like when somebody does a ink roach test, or the roach block,
01:14 the black blurbs, and you just yell what you're thinking.
01:17 That's how it has to be with pizza.
01:19 You take one bite, and you say zero to ten, and that's the score.
01:22 I had Regina yesterday, it was a nine.
01:25 Pat's, no, Regina two days ago, nine.
01:28 Pat's yesterday, seven.
01:32 So here we go with this, and we'll try to do it from now on, as many of these live.
01:37 It'll be the most authentic pizza reviews you can ever have.
01:40 Like I said, bite, score, video.
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01:46 It looks like Monty's.
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01:57 Ten, I give that a ten, I love this pizza.
02:00 This is Monty's, this is the same exact thing as Monty's on the North Shore.
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02:12 Nine, because Monty's is better than this, but this is good, okay.
02:17 I guess for people asking too, why I ordered two cheese pizzas and
02:23 then two frozen cheese pizzas, cuz this contest could last forever.
02:27 So my problem is at night I get hungry and I have no snacks, so
02:32 I just gotta load up on pizza, so I have snacks.
02:34 I just want to follow up with this sweatshirt, how ridiculous,
02:41 really ill-fitting, this is XXL.
02:45 I gotta take a point off the pizza grade.
02:48 I know it's an unorthodox move, but how can this be XXL?
02:55 I'm not that fat, the sleeves, this is an unwearable sweatshirt.
03:00 So, due to that fact, this pizza's now an eight, final score.