Natagpuan na pakalat-kalat si Antonietta (Betong Sumaya) sa labas ng bahay nina Jingo (Ryan Agoncillo) at Majay (Carla Abellana), nagkakalat ito ng bad vibes at si Bernie ang malas na sinampolan niya ng sumpa!
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00:00 (speaking in foreign language)
00:03 - But, Pop.
00:28 - No, I don't want to marry him.
00:31 - What?
00:32 He's coming here?
00:33 (speaking in foreign language)
00:38 (sighing)
00:45 (speaking in foreign language)
00:52 (laughing)
00:54 (speaking in foreign language)
01:05 (screaming)
01:13 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:18 Stop, stop, sorry.
01:19 (speaking in foreign language)
01:21 (screaming)
01:23 (speaking in foreign language)
01:27 - I told you, I told you, bastard.
01:30 (speaking in foreign language)
01:34 Tell me.
01:41 (speaking in foreign language)
01:46 (speaking in foreign language)
01:49 - 500 pesos?
02:01 (speaking in foreign language)
02:06 (laughing)
02:14 (speaking in foreign language)
02:18 (speaking in foreign language)
02:28 Stop!
02:29 To the market.
02:34 (speaking in foreign language)
02:44 (speaking in foreign language)
02:48 (speaking in foreign language)
02:51 (speaking in foreign language)
02:55 (speaking in foreign language)
02:59 (speaking in foreign language)
03:15 (speaking in foreign language)
03:19 (laughing)
03:31 (speaking in foreign language)
03:38 (speaking in foreign language)
03:42 (shouting)
03:53 (shouting)
03:55 (shouting)
03:58 (shouting)
04:07 (shouting)
04:09 - And what is suicide?
04:33 Suicide is the action of killing oneself intentionally.
04:37 (laughing)
04:39 (speaking in foreign language)
04:40 Come on, don't be scared.
04:42 Jump, you can do it, come on.
04:44 (speaking in foreign language)
04:45 I'll catch you when you fall, okay, come on.
04:48 (speaking in foreign language)
04:52 - Please, Bernie.
04:57 (speaking in foreign language)
04:58 - What?
04:59 No way.
05:00 (speaking in foreign language)
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06:25 (speaking in foreign language)
06:52 (coughing)
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08:04 (speaking in foreign language)
08:08 (audience laughing)
08:11 (speaking in foreign language)
08:22 (dramatic music)
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08:52 (speaking in foreign language)
09:20 (dramatic music)
09:23 (speaking in foreign language)
09:27 (screaming)
09:36 - Oh my God, oh my God.
09:46 (speaking in foreign language)
09:50 - Get away from me, get away.
09:52 Get away.
09:53 Get away from me.
09:56 (speaking in foreign language)
10:00 This is the second time around we've met.
10:04 (speaking in foreign language)
10:08 (speaking in foreign language)
10:16 (crying)
10:18 (speaking in foreign language)
10:22 - And what is harsh?
10:35 Harsh is an adjective which means unpleasantly reviled
10:38 or jarring to the senses.
10:40 Harsh.
10:41 (speaking in foreign language)
10:42 (crying)
10:45 (speaking in foreign language)
10:49 (speaking in foreign language)
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10:57 (speaking in foreign language)
11:01 (crying)
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11:21 (crying)
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11:34 (speaking in foreign language)
11:39 (phone ringing)
11:42 (speaking in foreign language)
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11:55 (speaking in foreign language)
11:59 (speaking in foreign language)
12:04 (laughing)
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12:16 (laughing)
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13:08 (speaking in foreign language)
13:12 (laughing)
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13:44 (speaking in foreign language)
13:48 (laughing)
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14:00 (laughing)
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14:40 (phone ringing)
14:43 (speaking in foreign language)
14:47 (laughing)
15:01 (knocking)
15:04 (speaking in foreign language)
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15:12 (speaking in foreign language)
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15:25 (speaking in foreign language)
15:29 (speaking in foreign language)
15:38 - Look over there.
15:48 (speaking in foreign language)
15:53 (speaking in foreign language)
15:57 - You know them?
16:01 (speaking in foreign language)
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16:23 (laughing)
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18:15 (speaking in foreign language)
18:19 (crying)
18:29 (speaking in foreign language)
18:37 (coughing)
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18:45 (speaking in foreign language)
18:49 (coughing)
18:57 (speaking in foreign language)
19:03 (phone chiming)
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20:29 (speaking in foreign language)
20:32 (speaking in foreign language)
20:48 (coughing)
20:54 (speaking in foreign language)
20:58 (speaking in foreign language)
21:03 (speaking in foreign language)
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21:12 (speaking in foreign language)
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21:24 (speaking in foreign language)
21:28 (speaking in foreign language)
21:32 (audience laughing)
21:57 (speaking in foreign language)
22:01 ♪ Bernie and Natalia equals Bernalia ♪
22:22 ♪ Bernalia ♪
22:24 Bernie and Natalia equals Bernalia.
22:28 Bernalia!
22:30 Mahal kita, mahal kita, that's Bernalia.
22:37 It's Bernalia.
22:38 C'mon Laura, one more time.
22:39 C'mon.
22:40 Here we go.
22:40 Natalia, go.
22:42 Bernie and Natalia equals Bernalia.
22:45 Bernalia!
22:47 Bernie and Natalia equals Bernalia.
22:51 Bernalia!
22:53 Mahal kita, mahal kita, that's Bernalia.
23:00 That's Bernalia.
23:01 You know, it's a part.
23:03 It's a part.
23:05 Bernie and Natalia equals Bernalia.
23:10 Remember, you'll die if you don't get married.
23:16 So choose, marry or die.
23:19 Marry or die.
23:21 Marry or die.
23:22 Marry or die.
23:23 Marry or die.
23:25 [laughs]
23:27 Hey, bro!
23:28 What?
23:29 What's this?
23:30 It's like you're enchanted by Natalia's voice.
23:36 And you know what enchant is?
23:39 Enchant is to put someone under a spell.
23:43 Enchant.
23:44 You're enchanted by her.
23:46 [screams]
23:47 Natalia!
23:49 She's a bitch.
23:50 Come on!
23:51 That's Bernalia.
23:53 [screams]
23:56 Okay, okay.
23:58 You're still a virgin.
24:00 Okay, you're still a virgin.
24:02 Hmph.
24:03 What are you doing there?
24:05 Our date's proof.
24:08 Ticket to the movies.
24:10 Receipt to the restaurant.
24:11 Picture.
24:12 Maybe you hid something here.
24:17 Oh, you're so annoying.
24:20 Don't tell me that because we didn't answer your elder's question,
24:27 you're a bit bothered.
24:30 Do you think that because we've been married for so long,
24:34 we're still not compatible?
24:36 We have four children.
24:38 Aren't we going to be together for a long time?
24:41 It's embarrassing for the kids.
24:44 We're still young. We already forgot about it.
24:48 Come here.
24:52 Okay.
24:54 We've been married for so long,
24:59 we're not going to be a big deal anymore.
25:02 Because it's just a place.
25:06 It's just a place.
25:09 I know a different type of wife.
25:13 I know what's happening to them.
25:17 There's an anniversary, and there's a month's anniversary.
25:20 What happened? You two broke up, right?
25:24 Because I'm not sweet.
25:27 I know that.
25:29 And I accept that.
25:31 Honestly, I accept that you're not sweet
25:36 compared to...
25:38 Hey!
25:39 Madam, your mother is crying outside.
25:43 I accept that you're not sweet compared to your mother.
25:50 Stay here!
25:53 I don't need you.
25:55 I can live with my own child.
25:59 Why are you still here?
26:02 What's wrong?
26:04 How can I take care of you?
26:07 You don't care about me.
26:10 You know how I am.
26:13 I'm being stubborn.
26:17 Ouch!
26:19 Ouch!
26:21 Ouch!
26:23 Ouch!
26:25 Lance is being stubborn.
26:29 That's why he's getting mad.
26:31 Wait.
26:32 Laura, what is being stubborn?
26:34 I don't want to define it now.
26:37 Why is Mama like that?
26:39 I don't know.
26:40 But it's normal for a pregnant woman to be stubborn.
26:43 Maybe she's being stubborn because she's being spoiled.
26:45 That's why she's being mad.
26:47 If they're being spoiled,
26:49 they'll be like Lance when they become their own children.
26:52 One of them is fat,
26:54 and the other one is overweight.
26:56 Right?
26:57 That's enough.
26:58 Fat?
26:59 You're all fat.
27:01 I don't want to define it.
27:04 Okay, I'll define it.
27:06 I'll define it.
27:08 It's okay now.
27:10 It's okay.
27:11 I was just being stubborn.
27:13 What's the problem?
27:15 Apple wants to watch
27:17 Banduna's concert next year.
27:20 I allowed her.
27:23 I'll pay for the ticket.
27:25 It's just 33,000 pesos.
27:28 What's the budget?
27:29 Three thousand?
27:31 That's too expensive.
27:33 Banduna's concert is in Capo.
27:36 It's just 50 pesos.
27:39 There's also a massage and a massage.
27:41 When you go out, you'll get a free massage.
27:44 That's not what she wants to watch.
27:46 She wants to watch Banduna's concert.
27:48 It's an international concert.
27:50 Ma.
27:51 Yes?
27:52 You're going to buy a ticket.
27:53 What are you waiting for?
27:55 I want the 50,000 pesos
27:58 so I can get closer to the stage.
28:00 50,000 pesos?
28:02 That's too much.
28:04 No!
28:05 No!
28:06 No!
28:08 This is not going to happen.
28:10 Why did you write this?
28:12 Huh?
28:13 No!
28:15 Every family has an issue.
28:25 It's lucky if you don't have one.
28:27 If the issue is just the conversation,
28:29 that's what's not missing in this family.
28:32 I'm almost there.
28:33 Where are you from?
28:34 I'm from London.
28:37 Bobong's bread.
28:39 From the one who's looking for a girl,
28:53 to the one who doesn't know if she's a girl.
28:57 They all have their own issues.
29:01 And me and Nguyet,
29:02 even if we have an issue,
29:04 we'll make sure that it won't be a problem.
29:09 Mom, Dad, how many of you are gay?
29:13 No Halloween!
29:16 We're having fun.
29:19 [laughing]
29:21 [music]
29:23 [laughing]
29:25 [music]
29:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]