Ismol Family: Full Episode 70 (Stream Together)
Sa pagbabalik ng mga asungot sa bahay ni Jingo (Ryan Agoncillo) ay may dala rin si Mama A (Carmi Martin) na bagong manliligaw, kilalanin ang doctor na malakas manlait, si Dr. Eman Lalait (Paolo Contis)!
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00:00 After I wished that Majai's party would not return home,
00:05 we were back to normal.
00:09 No, we were back to abnormal.
00:13 And because Natalia's absence affected our home,
00:17 one morning, when we came to my family's church,
00:21 Bobong called for a meeting.
00:25 [Shouting]
00:47 Everyone has their own chores to do at home.
00:51 Majai is the one who is responsible for cleaning the house.
00:55 Majai is also the one who is responsible for washing the food.
00:59 Majai is also the one who is responsible for cooking.
01:03 This laundry is not his responsibility anymore.
01:07 What I don't understand is why PJ is still with all the house chores that are his responsibility.
01:17 And another thing I don't understand is who is the one who is in charge of all the house chores.
01:23 He is the one who is not in charge of anything.
01:26 Yes, your checks will also arrive there.
01:30 Yes, brother.
01:32 You know that this pyramid is just starting to be built.
01:36 It's not yet exploding.
01:37 But we will cover it. Don't worry.
01:39 Yes, just pray.
01:42 Okay.
01:45 [Phone ringing]
01:48 Oh, Bobong, I'm sorry. How are you?
01:58 I'm fine. You came back home.
02:01 So, can we meet again, Yumi?
02:09 You know what, Ethon? Do you really want to know why I was bad-tripped?
02:14 It's just three things.
02:16 First, ask your mother.
02:21 Second, ask your parents.
02:26 Third, ask your parents.
02:31 Kid, your friends are still learning something.
02:38 You're right.
02:39 Hey, you don't need a broom anymore.
02:45 It's scary.
02:47 Look at this.
02:49 Look at this.
02:50 Or just look at this.
02:51 See?
02:52 [Screams]
02:53 Did you think that the house chores are the only thing that affected Natalia's disappearance?
03:02 No.
03:05 Did you know that she left the backlight?
03:08 It was affected too.
03:10 Oh, you know what, dude?
03:12 I don't know why but I miss that design.
03:15 But it's okay because I have a replacement.
03:19 What's the name of that?
03:22 It should be Nat-Nat.
03:23 Short for Natalia.
03:25 But I like to eat chenillas so you should eat it.
03:29 Daddy, mom said that the plant is broken.
03:34 She said that you should fix it first.
03:36 She said that she will teach me how to fix plants.
03:39 This is broken.
03:41 Laura.
03:43 Yes, brother?
03:44 Do you know anyone who can fix plants?
03:47 Repair?
03:48 Repair?
03:49 Repair.
03:50 What is repair?
03:52 Repair means to fix or to mend.
03:55 Repair.
03:56 Brother, I know how to do that.
03:58 Really?
04:00 Yes, but when I repair, you should hold the hot one and you should hold the other one.
04:05 Like that.
04:06 You're so stupid.
04:07 Speaking of affected, the girl in our love team is affected by her father's strictness.
04:14 Even though she knows the reason why.
04:17 You know what, your father is just worried about you.
04:21 Because you're growing up and you're growing up beautifully.
04:27 Oh.
04:28 Mama A, what do you think Ethan should do to get his father's trust back?
04:38 Maybe he's watching Kali's series.
04:43 Maybe he should imitate Alden.
04:47 He should go through the right process of courting.
04:51 Mama A, that's what we're doing.
04:54 He's courting Kali.
04:57 I don't mean that.
04:59 I mean, he's courting Kali.
05:01 Can you please not scold me if you don't want to be Dora's grandmother?
05:06 Can you please get along with each other?
05:09 Eman?
05:24 Oh my God!
05:26 Where are you?
05:28 Are you outside?
05:29 Yes, yes, I'm here.
05:31 I'm in front of a group.
05:34 There's a girl here.
05:36 Yes, she's ugly.
05:37 Her face is like a lizard.
05:39 Yes, this one.
05:40 A boy.
05:41 He's white.
05:42 He's big like a cow.
05:44 Is he good looking?
05:45 This one.
05:47 There's a macho.
05:48 But he looks like a betty.
05:49 He has a big mouth.
05:50 And he has a bad smell.
05:53 This one.
05:54 He's a good looking girl.
05:55 But he needs a facial.
05:58 And this one.
06:00 He has a kid.
06:01 Is he old?
06:02 He's small.
06:03 And he's fat.
06:04 He's a bit chubby but he's short.
06:07 Okay, I'll go inside.
06:10 I feel sorry for you.
06:12 Who are you?
06:14 I'm sorry.
06:15 I'm Dr. Eman.
06:16 Eman Lalait.
06:17 Apple's friend in Aesthetician.
06:19 Hello, hello.
06:20 We thought you're a monkey.
06:22 Yes.
06:23 Yeah, I like that.
06:26 Just ignore those normal people.
06:32 I'll go inside.
06:34 Wait, wait, wait.
06:37 Wait, wait.
06:38 He's funny when he was a kid.
06:41 But he's not anymore.
06:42 Let's go.
06:44 I'll send you a visitor.
06:46 Mama E is a guest.
06:49 She's a doctor named Eman Lalait.
06:51 Why is she like that?
06:52 Where did she come from?
06:54 Why is she here?
06:55 You're just guessing.
06:56 So we can know.
06:58 Spread it properly.
07:01 Then, put it like this.
07:05 Slowly.
07:07 There.
07:08 Nget,
07:12 Mama is calling you.
07:13 She wants to tell you something.
07:15 You try it.
07:17 Hurry up.
07:20 Hey, PJ.
07:21 Stop that.
07:23 Just play outside.
07:24 Go.
07:25 Mama told me to study.
07:27 I'll take care of it.
07:29 You're still a kid.
07:30 Your mom will just do her job.
07:32 Go, play outside.
07:33 Yay!
07:35 This is my home, my home.
07:48 I'm not a kid anymore.
07:49 The doctor who's taking care of a kid like him.
07:53 I'm so addicted to being a kid.
07:58 You might see me one day,
08:01 I'm already a kid because I became a baby again.
08:05 Apola.
08:06 Yes.
08:07 Don't forget your regimen.
08:09 You have more pores.
08:10 Oh my God!
08:13 Doc,
08:14 can all pores be counted on the face of a person?
08:18 Not all people.
08:19 I can count them.
08:20 From here, I can see your pores.
08:22 I can see your whitehead,
08:23 redhead, blackhead, bluehead.
08:25 You see your nose?
08:26 You have one, two, three pores.
08:28 Doc, can you count your pores?
08:32 It's not just your pores that's the problem.
08:35 You're called full pores of nature
08:37 because your face is like a piece of nature.
08:40 Don't talk to me.
08:42 Doc, what's okay with my skin?
08:45 It's a roll.
08:47 Okay, fine.
08:51 What?
08:52 What?
08:53 What?
08:54 Okay, okay.
08:55 Ado.
08:57 Ado.
08:58 Maybe your mom is beautiful.
09:01 Because she's almost perfect.
09:04 My mom?
09:05 My mom?
09:12 Doc.
09:13 Doc!
09:21 Why?
09:22 Thank you.
09:23 Doc, why?
09:24 I just remember my mom.
09:26 Tan-tan,
09:30 have you thought about what you're going to do
09:32 with the three things that Mr. Bobo said
09:34 so you'll know the reason why he's mad at you?
09:37 Wait, what are the choices again?
09:40 First, ask your parents.
09:43 Second, ask your parents.
09:47 Third, ask your parents.
09:50 What about the three?
09:52 Yes, what about the three?
09:55 It's just a reprise.
10:01 Mr. Bobo just made it up.
10:03 Really?
10:05 I didn't get it right away.
10:09 Do you want to know the answer to your question, Tan?
10:12 How did you get in here?
10:14 Here's the answer.
10:16 There's no way for Yumi to see it,
10:19 so I just copied it.
10:21 And Mr. Bobo made that video.
10:23 What's that?
10:25 Scandal?
10:26 After school,
10:28 I stopped behind a tree
10:30 to hear my mom and dad talking
10:35 about the car being destroyed.
10:38 So, did you tell Ethan
10:40 that you don't want that kid for him?
10:42 I heard that his dad is crazy.
10:45 Not yet.
10:47 I don't have a chance.
10:48 You know that we're always away from home.
10:51 If you tell Ethan that you don't want Yumi for him,
10:55 he'll look like a bad person.
10:57 Laura, how are you?
11:01 Why?
11:02 Did you read the letter of your secret admirer?
11:05 Yes, I read it.
11:07 But I threw it away.
11:09 I consumed it.
11:11 Penmanship is so ugly.
11:13 And what is penmanship?
11:15 Penmanship is the art or skill of writing by hand.
11:19 Penmanship.
11:20 So, next time,
11:21 tell my secret admirer
11:23 to add the letter
11:25 because it's so ugly.
11:26 It's ugly.
11:28 I'll tell her.
11:29 Why is it always here?
11:34 That's the new lab team.
11:36 Anyway, you know what?
11:38 Tell Marie that you don't like what she's doing to PJ.
11:44 She might think that it's okay.
11:46 I don't want to discuss it anymore.
11:48 We might fight about it later.
11:50 It's okay.
11:51 It's okay for PJ to learn how to do housework.
11:55 But for others, it's so gay.
11:58 Why?
12:01 Why?
12:02 Herman!
12:03 Yes, yes, yes.
12:04 This is my son's bakery and his companion.
12:08 And this is my daughter's bike shop.
12:12 Oh, right.
12:14 This is Jingo and his partner, Bernie.
12:19 Jingo, right?
12:22 I don't mean to be rude.
12:25 But I feel like I have to say this.
12:27 Okay.
12:29 Tomorrow,
12:30 I want you to perform a rhinoplasty.
12:33 Please, allow me to do it.
12:35 Because I really get bothered by your nose.
12:37 Except for your height,
12:38 what else?
12:39 I mean, such imperfection.
12:41 Yes.
12:42 Doc.
12:43 Is that still a nose?
12:45 Are you blind?
12:47 Look at it.
12:48 Oh, no, no.
12:49 Bro, look at it.
12:50 No, look at it.
12:51 No.
12:52 Doc, it's like this.
12:53 I accept your professional analysis of my nose.
12:57 You should, you should.
12:58 But I'm just wondering.
13:00 This is what my mother used to do when she visited her house.
13:05 Whoever visited her house,
13:06 this is what they showed.
13:08 But I believe you.
13:10 I'm just asking.
13:11 Do you have a mother?
13:14 Mommy.
13:20 Doc.
13:23 Mommy.
13:24 Doc.
13:25 Doc.
13:26 Wait, wait, wait.
13:28 Why is PJ's father like an issue?
13:31 He learned how to do housework
13:33 and Dr. Laet,
13:34 he's really a good person.
13:36 But why is he crying when his mother mentions him?
13:39 Ah, my writing is good.
13:43 This doesn't look like a rapper's writing.
13:45 PJ,
13:47 what did you do?
13:49 Look at your uniform, it's so dirty.
13:52 I did everything.
13:54 Look, that's daddy.
13:55 Oh, shh.
13:57 Oh, my.
13:59 Because earlier,
14:01 PJ told me that I made him feel like a spoiled child.
14:05 He really, really, really wanted to play.
14:08 I felt sorry for him.
14:09 I even asked him to marry me.
14:11 I'm the only spoiled child.
14:14 Sorry, I think he's too much.
14:17 Sorry.
14:19 Hey, Birdie.
14:20 Birdie, wait.
14:22 PJ,
14:23 is what your daddy said true?
14:25 Yes.
14:27 It's true, mommy.
14:28 It's true that I'm going to lie.
14:31 Sorry, Yumi.
14:34 I won't text you anymore.
14:35 I decided to show Ethon the video
14:38 so that he can stop asking questions.
14:40 You know,
14:41 maybe we should also listen to
14:43 what grandma and Dora said about the aldab
14:46 when it comes to courting.
14:54 Ah! Aldeb!
14:56 Aldeb!
14:58 Oh, it's Aldeb.
15:04 Yes, we're the ones in the video.
15:07 But this video is cut.
15:09 What's cut?
15:11 Daddy,
15:12 Yumi doesn't look bad.
15:14 It's Jackie.
15:16 Yumi is the pretty girl.
15:19 She really suits Ethon.
15:21 Ah, is that Yumi?
15:23 I like that girl.
15:24 I thought it was one of the two
15:27 who your son is courting.
15:29 It's not Yumi that your daddy is talking about,
15:32 but Jackie.
15:33 He just made a mistake.
15:34 I thought it was Yumi,
15:37 one of the two who looks like a witch.
15:39 Usually, those two are here at home, right?
15:42 Yuck!
15:44 That's gross!
15:45 Mommy, we should connect this.
15:49 We should find out
15:50 if Mang Bobong and Yumi are telling the truth.
15:53 Mommy, Daddy,
15:55 can you explain to them?
15:57 No, we're too shy.
16:00 Just video our explanation.
16:03 Anyway, those two are here.
16:06 They're the witnesses.
16:07 Okay, let's video them, Crepe.
16:09 So we can see their faces.
16:12 Yes, and let's close up
16:14 so we can see their faces.
16:17 Love.
16:18 Here.
16:24 Finish it.
16:25 All of it.
16:26 No, put it all in.
16:27 Okay.
16:28 Okay.
16:29 Does it hurt?
16:31 Yes.
16:32 Is it okay now?
16:33 Yes, yes, yes.
16:34 See?
16:35 Is it even?
16:36 It's even.
16:37 You look 20 years younger again.
16:39 I put a new chemical on you.
16:43 I guarantee it's really good.
16:45 What is that?
16:46 Formalin.
16:47 I'm just kidding.
16:49 What can I do to you?
16:50 You're my favorite client.
16:52 You know that, right?
16:53 Do you really think
16:57 I'm just your favorite client?
17:01 Do you want me to treat you more than that?
17:04 Yes.
17:05 Here.
17:08 I want you to put it all in here.
17:11 Here, here, here.
17:13 You're so young.
17:14 Hey, hey, hey.
17:15 What?
17:16 Don't pressure me.
17:17 I'm not accepting any cheque.
17:19 What?
17:21 If you want, I'll put this on your face
17:23 so you'll stop.
17:24 Hey, don't be noisy.
17:27 You might get cold.
17:28 Why?
17:29 I'm just asking.
17:30 What?
17:32 Did you tell your mom to her doctor?
17:34 Did Apple fool me?
17:37 Yes, you've been fooling around for a long time.
17:41 You two.
17:42 Bullshit.
17:43 Your secret admirer said
17:45 he prepared his letter.
17:47 Here.
17:49 I'll read it later.
17:50 Okay.
17:52 Make sure you read it.
17:53 Hey, Jingo.
17:58 Jingo, I'm leaving.
18:00 Ngat, Ngat.
18:05 Show your teeth to Jingo.
18:08 Okay, roll over.
18:11 Ngat, Ngat.
18:12 This is our practice.
18:14 You're not here.
18:16 Wait, wait.
18:18 Look.
18:19 Ngat, Ngat.
18:21 Tooth mark.
18:23 Don't do that.
18:24 Don't do that.
18:25 Don't listen to him.
18:26 He's confusing you.
18:28 PJ.
18:30 Yes?
18:31 Help me cook later, okay?
18:32 And also,
18:33 help me wash the plates
18:35 after we eat, okay?
18:37 Okay, ma'am.
18:39 That's it.
18:40 PJ.
18:43 If I were you,
18:45 you should go to sleep.
18:46 Okay?
18:47 Go to sleep.
18:48 And after we eat,
18:50 your mom will also wash the plates
18:52 and I'll wake you up, okay?
18:54 Okay?
18:55 What are you doing?
18:57 What are you planning?
18:58 PJ, don't scare me, okay?
19:01 Okay, ma'am.
19:03 Don't be silly.
19:06 Mr. Bobong.
19:07 Mr. Bobong.
19:09 Mr. Bobong.
19:10 Wait, wait.
19:11 Manho, manho.
19:12 What?
19:14 What are you doing?
19:15 You...
19:16 You're following me.
19:17 What do you want?
19:19 You won't stop following me.
19:21 Do you have any other plans?
19:22 Mr. Bobong, we just want to clarify
19:24 about the video of my mom and dad talking
19:27 that you took.
19:28 Clarify?
19:29 I'm clear, Itan.
19:30 We're just clarifying, Mr. Bobong.
19:31 I'm clear, I'm clear.
19:32 Wait, I'll start.
19:35 You're still with us?
19:36 We're not with you, Mr. Bobong.
19:38 What?
19:39 We're not with you.
19:40 What?
19:41 What, Bobong?
19:42 Hey!
19:43 Are you going to give us the cheques?
19:45 Or do you want us to bring you to the precinct?
19:47 I'm sorry, I won't give you anything.
19:50 I can't hide anything.
19:51 I won't give you anything.
19:52 Ouch!
19:54 Ouch!
19:55 Ouch!
19:56 I won't give you anything.
19:57 Wait, wait.
19:58 Wait.
19:59 What's my dad's fault?
20:00 He'll fix it, right, Tai?
20:02 Yes.
20:03 Here, wait.
20:04 I'll give it to you first.
20:05 Why?
20:06 I'll give it to you first.
20:07 Don't.
20:08 I'll get it.
20:09 It's my ring.
20:10 It's my ring.
20:11 Don't give it to me.
20:12 Here, I'll give you another one.
20:13 Don't.
20:14 Here, it's yours.
20:15 Don't hurt my dad.
20:16 Here's your phone, Tai.
20:17 Give me my phone.
20:18 I don't have it.
20:19 Here, let me.
20:20 We're not done, Bobong.
20:21 Not yet.
20:22 Not yet.
20:23 He left.
20:29 Itan,
20:32 it's good that you came.
20:34 Thank you, Itan.
20:35 Apple went to see her doctor.
20:40 She didn't even say goodbye to me when they left.
20:42 You know,
20:45 I really feel that
20:46 that doctor is making her cry.
20:49 Look,
20:50 she came.
20:51 You should take a break.
20:52 Right?
21:01 Apple.
21:02 Apple, I'm really sorry.
21:06 I didn't know that you feel that way about me.
21:09 I just think of you as my mom.
21:11 That's why when you mention my mom,
21:13 I feel like crying because I miss her.
21:15 You're a liar.
21:17 You're a liar.
21:19 I thought I'd make you my girlfriend.
21:21 But you're not.
21:22 Ew.
21:23 Ew.
21:24 Wait.
21:30 Oh, Lord.
21:31 Don't hug me.
21:33 You're disgusting.
21:36 You're a pig.
21:38 A pig.
21:39 If I'm a pig,
21:42 what are you?
21:43 Woohoo.
21:46 I'm a pig.
21:47 A pig.
21:48 A pig.
21:49 A pig.
21:50 PJ,
21:52 I told you to stop what you're doing.
21:55 I'm not done yet.
21:58 I'm still not done.
21:59 You know,
22:02 when you were young,
22:03 you were told not to follow.
22:04 I told you to stop what you're doing.
22:06 Don't you know that you're doing it for a woman?
22:09 Later,
22:10 when you're used to it,
22:11 when you grow up,
22:12 when you're married,
22:13 you can do it.
22:14 Do you want to be under the impression
22:15 that you'll be a husband?
22:16 Oh,
22:18 so that's what you think.
22:20 That PJ might be under the impression
22:22 that she'll be a husband when she grows up
22:24 because she knows all the housework.
22:26 What kind of thinking is that?
22:28 Why?
22:30 When I wasn't here,
22:31 you were doing all the housework.
22:33 You call that underbanking?
22:35 I won't think of asking PJ for help
22:39 if you don't finish all the housework for me.
22:43 Where are you going?
22:51 You're not done washing.
22:53 Finish it.
22:54 What's wrong with you, Daddy?
22:56 You're always stopping me.
22:57 PJ, you heard your mother.
22:59 I thought you were okay.
23:09 I'm okay because I don't want to argue anymore.
23:12 I'm just waiting for you to go against your brother.
23:16 You're not going to go against him.
23:19 If I don't have to go against him,
23:22 then I'll go against you.
23:24 What's wrong with that?
23:27 I'm sorry.
23:29 PJ, I'm sorry.
23:35 Wait a minute.
23:39 I was just being a bit paranoid.
23:43 That's what my dad taught me.
23:45 He told me not to do housework,
23:50 especially for women.
23:51 Because I might be under the influence of my future wife.
23:54 I'll ask you again.
23:58 Am I under your influence?
24:01 No.
24:03 This career I chose is so tiring, Jingo.
24:07 You might think that I don't have time for myself anymore.
24:11 But I'm lucky.
24:14 I'm beautiful.
24:16 I have natural beauty.
24:19 You saw it.
24:20 Dr. Eman noticed that I'm getting thinner.
24:23 I'm lacking in facial.
24:26 No.
24:28 Wait.
24:31 Did Mama and that arrogant guy come back?
24:34 I can't accept that I'm insulted.
24:39 There.
24:41 She's in an okay mood.
24:42 What are you doing here?
24:47 Dad might see you.
24:49 I'm okay, son.
24:51 Why?
24:53 You know what?
24:54 I found out that you're not the one who's being judged by Dad and Mom.
25:00 It's Jackie.
25:02 She made a mistake.
25:03 Maybe you were just being paranoid, Dad.
25:05 You're so silly.
25:07 No.
25:10 I'm not.
25:11 So, can we meet again, Ethan?
25:15 Huh?
25:16 I mean, yes.
25:18 And, you know what, son?
25:22 You can meet here at home.
25:25 So that I can be a little more comfortable.
25:29 Can he come here again?
25:31 Yes, he can.
25:32 Go ahead.
25:34 Go and have fun.
25:35 Go.
25:39 [clears throat]
25:40 Wait!
25:50 I didn't mean it to be too sweet.
25:53 You can just leave it.
25:55 You know what?
25:56 Just leave it.
25:57 Just tweet it.
25:58 Yes.
25:59 Sorry.
26:01 Go ahead.
26:02 What's up, Laura?
26:03 Did you read the love letter that Secret Admire gave you?
26:07 What?
26:08 Did you read it?
26:09 Yes, I did.
26:10 But, what's that?
26:12 Why?
26:14 Is that a bad thing?
26:15 It's a beautiful letter.
26:16 It's better than the girl's letter.
26:17 I don't want to read it anymore.
26:19 Who's that?
26:20 Who's that?
26:21 I don't know.
26:22 Good day, everyone.
26:23 Don't mind them.
26:24 Is Apple still there?
26:27 No.
26:29 She's with Madjoy on her facial.
26:31 Oh, facial.
26:32 I'm sure she's with that derma guy.
26:35 You don't want to take my offer.
26:37 If I'm with you, just accept it.
26:40 You, Borta, I'll remove all the wax from your skin.
26:43 You, I have a new life.
26:45 I'll just do this to you.
26:46 You'll be thin.
26:47 You, you can laugh.
26:50 I'm so sick of your nose.
26:52 Just a little bit of tangos.
26:54 I'll give you discount.
26:55 Okay?
26:56 Just a minute, Doc.
26:57 Just a minute.
26:58 Anyway, you're fond of jokes.
27:02 Why don't you go first?
27:03 Do you want?
27:04 Let's go.
27:05 Just a minute.
27:06 I'm sorry.
27:07 You're all just like that.
27:08 You're all just like that.
27:09 It's free.
27:10 Free.
27:11 I know you don't pay.
27:12 It's free.
27:13 I'll give you a discount.
27:14 Let's go.
27:15 Let's go.
27:16 (audience laughing)