Dahil sa takot ni Bernie (Mikael Daez) sa sumpang 'pag hindi siya nakapag-asawa ay mamamatay daw siya, napagdesisyunan nitong pakasalan si Natalia (Natalia Moon). Matuloy kaya ang happy wedding?
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00:00 Are you familiar with the old saying that "In the long procession, in the church of the whole?"
00:07 That's what I often hear when I go home from a wedding.
00:10 Sometimes, the relationship between a man and a woman is very long as a couple.
00:15 Don't be surprised, that's a myth.
00:19 And that's not an illusion of that mystic monk.
00:22 That's true.
00:23 The question is, who will he marry?
00:27 Will it be a successful marriage?
00:30 Natalia, let's go!
00:33 Before that, let's go back to the story of the whole procession.
00:38 Do you remember the song that Natalia sang at night?
00:44 It's like she's trying to stop Bernie.
00:46 This is the scene of that night.
00:49 Majai and Bernie were drinking coffee.
00:52 Everyone fell asleep.
00:54 And here, Bernie was thrown into a fire.
00:57 He's going to marry Natalia.
01:00 What?
01:03 Dude, I don't want that old curse to come back to me.
01:08 What's wrong with you? You're just believing in what that old saying says.
01:11 Is there a curse like that?
01:13 You'll die if you don't get married.
01:15 You're so annoying.
01:16 You know what Bernie, he's just sleepy.
01:18 Let him sleep.
01:19 Good night!
01:20 You're so annoying.
01:22 What's that?
01:23 I don't want to die, dude.
01:25 Bernie, what's wrong with you?
01:26 Remember, if you don't get married, you'll die.
01:32 Where did you come from?
01:34 Where did you come from?
01:36 You tell me, who in their right mind will believe in that curse?
01:45 But if you're going to say that these four people were cursed,
01:49 maybe they'll believe.
01:51 Hey, honey, you know your shoes are already cheap.
01:55 It's so cheap.
01:57 Excuse me, this is imported, right?
01:59 It's from the UK, you know.
02:02 Again, Yumi's gift.
02:04 You know, Ethon, don't believe in those things.
02:08 We just bought this from the UK.
02:10 That's what they mean in the BL, UK.
02:13 Just make sure what you're saying is true.
02:17 Because if you're hiding something from me,
02:19 you'll tell my mom and dad.
02:22 Don't worry, his mom and dad don't have a face.
02:28 Just a voice.
02:29 So don't be afraid of that, okay?
02:32 Don't be afraid.
02:34 Okay, let's go.
02:35 Meanwhile, my brother is doing something different.
02:42 I don't know if it's because of his baptism.
02:46 Mama A, I don't see you cooking these days.
02:51 Yes, I'm also changing.
02:56 I'm just cooking now, right?
02:59 Hey, Ma! Are you cooking?
03:03 No, I'm washing.
03:05 I'm chopping vegetables.
03:10 You're still asking?
03:12 No, I've been cooking for a long time.
03:16 That's why.
03:18 I'm cooking apples.
03:21 Hey, this is not a pot.
03:23 This is a pot.
03:25 And for your information,
03:26 I'm not cooking a pot for you two.
03:30 Oh, you're so ugly.
03:35 You're so ugly.
03:37 You're so ugly.
03:38 You look like a cat.
03:41 You're so ugly.
03:43 Why are you still cooking?
03:48 It's up to you.
03:53 Mama A.
03:55 Yes?
03:56 Is that really for you?
03:59 Secret.
04:01 Hey!
04:09 You're so ugly.
04:11 Sorry, I thought you're a cat.
04:14 I'm sorry.
04:15 You better watch your language.
04:18 You're a dead man.
04:20 I'm embarrassed by your hair.
04:23 Well, it's a tie.
04:25 It's good that you still remember me.
04:27 Yes, you're the one who cursed Brother Bernie.
04:33 And speaking of Bernie, where is he?
04:36 He's not here.
04:38 Come here.
04:39 Listen carefully.
04:40 Tell him that he must continue his wedding no matter what.
04:45 Even if it's a fake wedding.
04:47 Because that's the only way to remove the curse.
04:52 And wait.
04:53 What's that?
04:57 Give this to him.
05:02 This is where I put my Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and contact information.
05:09 I don't want it.
05:10 Give this to him.
05:12 Give this to him!
05:13 Because if he doesn't invite me,
05:17 everything that will happen in his wedding will be ruined.
05:25 Remember that.
05:27 Question.
05:29 Yes?
05:30 Can you add this to Facebook?
05:31 No!
05:32 Because everything I add, I curse!
05:37 You're just smelling your mother's mouth.
05:39 Give this to him!
05:40 I will!
05:41 You're cursing, right?
05:43 And what is a curse?
05:44 A curse is a curse in English.
05:46 And what is a curse?
05:48 A curse is an offensive word used to express anger or annoyance.
05:54 Curse!
05:56 Are you fighting?
05:58 I have a bad smell.
05:59 Curse!
06:00 Curse!
06:01 Wow!
06:07 What are you doing?
06:10 Yes?
06:11 We're going to eat.
06:12 No, why?
06:13 Did I call you?
06:14 Can you come later?
06:16 Get out of there!
06:17 What are you cooking for?
06:19 Do you have a visitor?
06:20 Jingo!
06:22 Come, Jingo.
06:23 Sit there.
06:24 Are you hungry?
06:26 I cooked your favorite Adobong Pinistek.
06:32 It's delicious.
06:34 I'll put it for you.
06:37 There.
06:39 Oh, my.
06:40 And this is your favorite.
06:42 Pinte.
06:44 And then, let's put something delicious on top.
06:48 There.
06:49 Onion.
06:52 Hey, Delo.
06:53 Did you notice that I don't have a curse?
06:56 Why is Jingo's favorite Mama A?
06:59 What's that?
07:00 Maybe she's just being nice to her chicken.
07:02 And she used to be annoying Jingo.
07:04 She's just making up for her lack of love.
07:07 Yes, it's like O.A.
07:09 Imagine the model, she's cooking Adobong,
07:12 maybe she's already crazy.
07:14 Oh, maybe not.
07:16 And what if it's O.A.?
07:18 It's okay.
07:19 Because you're not used to it.
07:21 It's been a year since she's been O.A.
07:23 She's O.A.?
07:25 O.A.?
07:26 She's O.A.?
07:27 Yumi, I can't sleep because I'm thinking about you.
07:31 You're being O.A. again.
07:34 You're being clingy to Mama A.
07:36 Do I really have to go back?
07:38 My dialogue is about to end.
07:40 Ethan, I'm going back.
07:43 But first, I want to introduce you to my little sister.
07:48 Weird, right? I haven't seen her in a while.
07:51 I'm just going to introduce her to you.
07:53 Good thing you know it's weird.
07:54 Where is she?
07:55 I'm sorry, this is a camera shy.
07:58 Say hi to Kuya Ethan.
08:00 Hi Kuya Ethan!
08:02 How are you?
08:04 Wait, Yumi.
08:13 That room looks familiar to me.
08:17 Where is it?
08:18 Hey, Yumi!
08:21 That's the expensive jacket that the girl bought.
08:26 Don't forget to bring it to your wedding
08:30 because your guests will be jealous.
08:34 Look, she even gave me a calling card.
08:37 She's so classy.
08:38 What am I going to do?
08:41 That's a party.
08:43 Is she telling the truth?
08:44 I think so.
08:46 You can't support her.
08:48 It's not like that.
08:49 She's so fake.
08:51 What's this?
08:54 What happened to you?
08:59 They told me not to show my face to them
09:05 even if I'm not going to marry Layton,
09:08 my ex-boyfriend.
09:11 What did you tell them?
09:14 I told him that I'm not going to shop anymore
09:18 and that I can change everything
09:19 because I'm getting married now.
09:21 Huh?
09:22 Who?
09:23 I don't know.
09:26 I'm confused.
09:28 I don't know.
09:30 Can I be the one?
09:42 I'm so happy!
09:44 I'm so happy!
09:46 I'm so happy!
09:48 I'm so happy!
09:50 I'm sleepy.
10:00 You ate a lot, sir.
10:06 You don't know that you're my special guest.
10:10 Why are you my special guest?
10:14 Before you came and before we ate,
10:17 she was the one who took care of the house
10:19 and fed us.
10:21 We're your stupid uncle.
10:22 We just ate.
10:24 Why?
10:26 I don't know.
10:28 Ask your mom.
10:29 I didn't question it.
10:31 I just enjoyed it.
10:33 You're so nice.
10:34 Yes.
10:35 Excuse me.
10:37 Do you have a family member?
10:40 No, mom.
10:42 Why?
10:43 Jingo,
10:45 I'm going to cook a snack.
10:48 I just want to know
10:50 what snack you want to eat.
10:53 Hurry up.
10:54 Mom.
10:55 Mom.
11:00 Yes?
11:01 I want pancit
11:04 and lumpiang sariwa.
11:07 Sapin-sapin.
11:09 Maruya.
11:11 And if there's a turon.
11:13 Yes.
11:14 And what else?
11:16 Puto bongbong.
11:18 Is that okay, mom?
11:19 It's delicious, daddy.
11:20 Bobong.
11:30 Yes?
11:31 What did you feed your dad to the apple?
11:32 You're acting weird.
11:34 Huh?
11:35 You're thinking of something else.
11:37 Wow, you have a mind, Ton?
11:40 I'm just thinking.
11:42 Is it a bad habit?
11:43 Bro!
11:47 Bro, Bobong!
11:48 Here!
11:51 Bro!
11:52 Long time no see.
11:53 Bro!
11:54 Get in!
11:55 Get in!
11:56 Hurry!
11:57 Why is it so cold?
12:00 It's cold.
12:01 Bro!
12:03 Long time, huh?
12:04 Yes.
12:05 Bro, it's you, Lance.
12:06 Lance, Lance.
12:07 Lance, my boyfriend.
12:08 Just kidding.
12:09 You're so funny.
12:10 Bro, what else?
12:13 This is new.
12:15 Yes, it's new.
12:16 New, this?
12:17 Yes.
12:18 This is new.
12:19 It's not like...
12:20 It's a new carnivore.
12:22 You have so many questions.
12:25 Let's eat.
12:27 I'm hungry.
12:28 Bro, let's eat.
12:29 Yes.
12:30 I'll just put this.
12:31 How?
12:32 It's delicious.
12:33 Did you taste the elephant's snout?
12:36 Bro, it's delicious.
12:38 Come here.
12:39 Are you sure about what I said?
12:41 This is the only solution to our problem with Natalia.
12:45 And you, Natalia?
12:47 Are you sure that you're ready to marry Bernie?
12:52 It's still closed.
12:53 He'll agree even if it's a fake marriage.
12:56 What?
12:57 Fake?
12:58 It's better than nothing.
12:59 Jingo!
13:00 Jingo?
13:04 Jingo, the snack is ready.
13:07 Maybe you want to eat?
13:09 It's delicious.
13:13 It's really special for you.
13:15 Let's count the bread.
13:20 The big one.
13:22 Oh, no.
13:24 It's a different level.
13:26 Mama A is so nice to Jingo.
13:28 She's not like that before.
13:30 Wait.
13:31 Why again?
13:32 What happened?
13:33 Are they flirting again?
13:36 Oh, no.
13:37 That's normal.
13:38 Mama A is just being new.
13:41 We're not used to it.
13:42 Jingo even prepared a snack.
13:44 Madjay should be doing that.
13:46 Snack?
13:48 Yes, snack.
13:49 Where are you going?
13:51 I thought you're going to buy.
13:52 No, I'm not.
13:53 I'm going to their place.
13:54 It's free.
13:55 Bye.
13:56 Should I go to the wrapper?
13:58 Here, Jingo.
14:00 My hands are clean.
14:02 We'll remove the skin.
14:04 It's special.
14:06 Then, we'll put garlic.
14:10 It's delicious.
14:12 It's delicious?
14:14 Yes.
14:15 Wait.
14:16 Coffee.
14:17 Do you want coffee?
14:18 I'll make you a tea.
14:19 No, we have juice.
14:20 No, it's advance.
14:21 Oh, really?
14:22 Yes.
14:23 I'll give you after.
14:25 Eat it.
14:26 It's okay.
14:27 Are you sure?
14:28 What?
14:30 We're being flirted again?
14:32 Can't we go with daddy?
14:36 Mommy?
14:37 Okay.
14:38 Try to go with him.
14:40 Your grandma will scold you.
14:42 What happened to mama A?
14:45 Why did she suddenly become nice to daddy?
14:48 I know.
14:53 Really, auntie?
14:54 She's so cute.
14:56 Wait.
14:58 You didn't bring anything for me.
15:00 You just gave me your mouth.
15:03 Here, I'll put it on your shoulder.
15:06 Brad.
15:09 Yes.
15:10 I thought your house is legal.
15:12 I thought you were arrested.
15:13 I tried.
15:15 You know, I was a car agent.
15:18 Do you remember?
15:19 I helped...
15:20 Yes, Lester.
15:21 Do you remember Mr. Lester?
15:22 Yes, Lester.
15:23 He's the one with the bad attitude.
15:25 Lester.
15:26 Who's Lester?
15:27 Who's that?
15:28 You know Mr. Lester.
15:30 Sorry, we don't know the unpopular people.
15:33 We don't know them.
15:34 Do you know them?
15:35 No.
15:37 Why did you become a Sabat?
15:38 I'm OP.
15:40 So, I was a car agent.
15:43 Do you know?
15:44 When I was wearing a uniform,
15:46 I left immediately.
15:47 What?
15:48 I left immediately.
15:49 What?
15:50 I was arrested.
15:51 And my skin was cracked.
15:53 You can't do legal work.
15:56 You're not an OP.
15:57 You're right.
15:58 If I know someone,
15:59 just call me illegally.
16:02 No problem.
16:03 I'll take care of it.
16:04 This is so hard.
16:06 It's hard.
16:07 Do you know me?
16:08 Hey.
16:12 Hey, Lads.
16:13 Hey, help me.
16:15 You can be a doctor.
16:16 You can be an investigator.
16:17 What do you want?
16:18 You can be a head killer.
16:19 Head killer?
16:20 Wait, I'll kill you.
16:21 I'll kill you.
16:22 I'll kill you.
16:23 I'll kill you.
16:24 I'll kill you.
16:25 I'm just kidding.
16:26 I'm just kidding.
16:27 Where's Ethan?
16:28 There he is.
16:29 He's been having a headache for a while.
16:34 He's been like that for days.
16:35 He's always like that every afternoon.
16:38 Why did you tell him just now?
16:40 He doesn't want to tell.
16:41 He doesn't want to worry about you.
16:45 We sent him away from Yakkie's house the other day.
16:48 Because he said that he's having a bad day.
16:50 What?
16:52 Wait, I'll go there.
16:53 No, don't.
16:55 What's wrong with you?
16:56 If you go there, we'll be in trouble.
16:58 We're telling you lies.
17:01 You just cover yourself up and then you'll be in trouble.
17:03 Just stay there.
17:05 Just stay there.
17:06 Just stay there.
17:09 [sobbing]
17:11 What's this?
17:21 Why are you making me eat?
17:23 Maybe you don't know.
17:26 Mama A asked me to divorce you.
17:28 Why did she ask me to divorce?
17:31 Yes, why not?
17:33 Do you remember when I asked PJ to divorce me?
17:37 Before I liked your friend, Jeff,
17:39 I kept thinking about him.
17:41 Mama A is also like that to you.
17:43 I don't know.
17:44 I think this weirdness of your mom is not divorce.
17:50 It's different.
17:52 It's not divorce.
17:55 It's different.
17:57 I have a different feeling.
17:58 It's really different.
17:59 I don't know what it is, but I feel different.
18:01 Dad,
18:06 wear this.
18:07 Huh? This?
18:08 Yes.
18:09 Then, hold this bottle.
18:11 I'll wear this?
18:12 Yes.
18:13 How? Is it right?
18:14 Then, hug this.
18:17 I'll hug it?
18:18 Yes.
18:19 Wait, dad.
18:20 Wait, dad.
18:25 There, you're good.
18:29 You're not being strict.
18:30 You know, you're a kid.
18:31 You're making me eat.
18:33 You have no respect for me.
18:35 You did it.
18:36 I don't know.
18:37 How's Ethon?
18:40 He went home, Yomi.
18:42 He can't take it anymore.
18:44 He has a headache.
18:45 We thought he had a headache.
18:48 But now...
18:49 What?
18:52 What's happening?
18:55 Hey.
18:58 He said earlier that he can't see anything.
19:03 He said that his vision is getting darker.
19:06 Huh?
19:07 What?
19:10 What?
19:12 Why?
19:13 Oh, no.
19:14 Ethon?
19:15 He said that his vision is getting darker?
19:17 No way.
19:18 No way.
19:19 Because he's wearing glasses.
19:21 Oh, no.
19:22 Don't tell me that you're going to rap like that in a drama.
19:25 You're a different kind.
19:26 I thought it was just for comedy.
19:28 Because, think about it.
19:30 It's really hard for someone like him to lose his vision.
19:33 Yes, love is blind.
19:35 But, should he really be blind?
19:38 What are you talking about?
19:41 He can't see.
19:42 Maybe he just brownouted.
19:44 Why?
19:45 Didn't he pay the bill in his house?
19:47 Don't ask me.
19:48 Ask his mom.
19:49 His mom?
19:51 How can I ask her?
19:52 She doesn't show it.
19:54 She just talks about it.
19:56 I'm going to Ethon's house.
19:58 Don't.
19:59 If you do that, you'll get hurt.
20:01 I don't care.
20:03 What do you want?
20:04 I'm just here.
20:05 Maybe I'll have a habit later.
20:07 Why does it hurt?
20:08 Why would you do that?
20:09 Do you love him?
20:11 I love him.
20:16 Really?
20:20 I heard that.
20:21 Don't say anything weird.
20:23 You're annoying.
20:26 What did you say?
20:28 Annoying.
20:30 Really?
20:33 What did you say?
20:35 Yumi, wait!
20:37 Please, don't.
20:39 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:41 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:42 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:44 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:46 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:48 Please, don't.
20:49 I'm not going to say anything weird.
20:50 Excuse me.
20:55 Wait.
20:58 Wait.
20:59 What's happening to you?
21:02 Why are you doing this?
21:03 You're thinking too much.
21:05 Brother is going to marry
21:09 Brother Bernie and Natalia.
21:11 What?
21:13 You're pregnant with Natalia Bernie?
21:15 What are you talking about?
21:16 Ew!
21:17 What are you talking about?
21:19 I mean,
21:21 Ew!
21:23 What?
21:24 Ew!
21:25 I said, ew!
21:26 Ew!
21:27 Why are you getting married?
21:29 It's a long explanation, brother.
21:32 As in, it's a long explanation.
21:35 Don't understand that.
21:37 We need someone to help us
21:39 to get this wedding done.
21:41 From getting married to whatever.
21:44 There.
21:45 What do you want to do?
21:46 Oh,
21:47 I don't think we can help you with that.
21:49 It's a sacred thing.
21:51 Right?
21:52 It's just a fake marriage.
21:55 Hey!
21:57 Fake marriage?
21:59 We answered that.
22:02 Right?
22:03 Yes.
22:04 We answered that.
22:05 Really?
22:06 Yes.
22:07 That's the quickest.
22:08 That's the quickest.
22:09 Oh, Jingo.
22:12 Eat up.
22:14 There,
22:15 I made something delicious for you.
22:16 Sit down.
22:18 Sit down.
22:19 Oh, my.
22:20 Ma,
22:22 can I ask you something?
22:23 Yes, of course.
22:25 What is it?
22:26 Am I the one you're courting?
22:27 I don't know.
22:30 Why did you ask?
22:32 Nothing, Ma.
22:34 It's just a change.
22:36 Is that so?
22:38 Okay, I'll admit it.
22:42 Jingo, here's the thing.
22:44 I really want to watch Madonna's concert
22:49 next year.
22:51 Because the tickets are so expensive.
22:54 I don't expect anything from
22:56 Madjai, Lilet,
22:58 especially Bobong.
23:00 I was thinking,
23:02 maybe you can give me a free ticket
23:04 for just 30,000.
23:07 Even if it's just me,
23:08 don't join me,
23:09 so it won't be expensive.
23:10 I'll just tell you about the concert.
23:13 So, until now,
23:16 that's still your issue,
23:17 Madonna.
23:18 She's my favorite idol.
23:20 Here's the thing, Ma.
23:22 Here.
23:25 Wow!
23:26 This is my contribution
23:27 to Madonna's ticket.
23:28 Enjoy.
23:29 Is this for real?
23:31 500?
23:33 You're really not worth it.
23:39 Bullshit!
23:40 Bullshit!
23:41 Don't mind my beard.
23:44 It's just my art.
23:45 Here.
23:47 This is what you should notice.
23:50 A special day for this person.
23:53 You saw it.
23:55 The bride is at the beginning.
23:56 Here.
23:57 This is another bride.
24:00 This is the groom.
24:04 [audience laughing]
24:06 Hey, what's that?
24:14 Is the bride really that pretty?
24:16 Hey, come on.
24:17 The groom is here.
24:18 Come on.
24:20 Come on.
24:21 Is there a forever
24:25 in true love?
24:27 What forever?
24:28 The wedding is fake.
24:29 I just want to know
24:31 if there's a forever.
24:33 So,
24:34 what's the difference
24:35 between forever and two?
24:36 Why are you so angry?
24:37 You're asking too many questions.
24:39 I'm hungry.
24:40 I'm going to the reception.
24:41 Come on.
24:43 Why are you like that?
24:44 I miss my makeup.
24:45 I'm stressed because of you.
24:47 My makeup is smudging.
24:48 Come on.
24:49 You're wearing a hardy suit.
24:51 I'm embarrassed
24:52 because of your foundation.
24:53 [audience laughing]
24:55 [music playing]
24:57 [audience laughing]
25:04 [audience laughing]
25:06 [audience laughing]
25:18 [audience laughing]
25:27 [audience laughing]
25:29 [audience laughing]
25:37 [audience laughing]
25:44 [audience laughing]
25:48 [audience laughing]
25:51 [audience laughing]
25:56 [audience laughing]
25:58 [audience laughing]
26:01 [music playing]
26:04 [speaking in Tagalog]
26:10 [speaking in Tagalog]
26:12 [speaking in Tagalog]
26:14 [audience laughing]
26:34 [speaking in Tagalog]
26:36 [speaking in Tagalog]
26:38 Everybody smile.
27:05 Smile.
27:06 So the tear, the tear.
27:08 Keep on smiling.
27:11 Keep on shining.
27:13 Okay?
27:15 Smile.
27:16 Bernie, the tear.
27:18 And Bernie,
27:21 you may now kiss the bride.
27:25 Come on.
27:27 Kiss.
27:29 Kiss.
27:32 Kiss, kiss, kiss.
27:34 Oh!
27:35 Oh, look at that.
27:36 Aha!
27:37 [audience cheering]
27:39 Let's clap our hands.
27:42 Let's clap our hands, everybody.
27:44 Everybody clap your hands.
27:45 Come on.
27:46 Manang.
27:49 Manang.
27:51 Yes?
27:52 It's good that you're here.
27:53 How is it that your curse is gone with Bernie?
27:57 He's married.
27:58 [audience laughing]
28:03 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:05 What did you say?
28:18 What did you say?
28:19 Can you say something?
28:20 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:22 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:24 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:30 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:32 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:36 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:41 [speaking in Tagalog]
28:51 Bernie, wait up.
28:58 [speaking in Tagalog]
29:00 [speaking in Tagalog]
29:15 [audience laughing]
29:20 [singing in Tagalog]
29:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]