Palworld Is INSANE.
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00:00 [Sounds of battle]
00:14 [Sounds of battle] Eeeewwww!
00:16 [Sounds of battle]
00:24 [Sounds of battle]
00:32 Yeah, Jessa's playing too.
00:34 [Sounds of battle]
00:37 The towers are the key. The tree holds the truth.
00:40 [Sounds of battle]
00:44 Oh well. I'm ready, man.
00:47 [Sounds of battle]
00:50 Throw a pal-sphere. Don't have a pal-sphere. Can I beat this thing up?
00:54 [Sounds of battle]
00:58 What up, duh?
01:00 [Sounds of battle]
01:02 That's what I'm talking about.
01:04 [Sounds of battle]
01:07 I just hit level 2.
01:09 [Sounds of battle]
01:11 Oooh!
01:13 Hello?
01:15 [Sounds of battle]
01:19 Mr. Ticket, I'm sorry!
01:21 [Sounds of battle]
01:24 This one's way more aggressive than the last one.
01:26 [Sounds of battle]
01:31 Alright, we got eggs and chicken poultry.
01:33 [Sounds of battle]
01:37 What up, duh?
01:39 Okay.
01:41 Calm down, Jamal! Don't blow out the nine!
01:44 Been a while since someone who didn't stink of pals washed up here.
01:47 The island is a living hell. The people I came with aren't with us any longer.
01:51 Those damn pals ate every one of them!
01:53 Be careful out there. Here, take some basic supplies.
01:55 You need to be toughened up if you want to survive out there.
01:58 Do I have the, uh...
02:00 [Sounds of battle]
02:01 Time to completion. This is pretty clean, man.
02:04 [Sounds of battle]
02:05 Alright. Craft a pal-sphere.
02:07 Attack pals to weaken them. Press Q to throw a pal-sphere to capture them.
02:10 Build a pal-box in open space. The surrounding will become your base.
02:13 I need wood, a pal-dium fragment, and stone.
02:16 I can make a wooden club right now, though.
02:18 [Sounds of battle]
02:22 This is pretty cool so far, man.
02:24 Drax, take it with two months, man.
02:26 [Sounds of battle]
02:29 I don't want to build up here. Yeah, no, I'm just starting it, though. It's just wood, right?
02:32 Oh, stat points. Enhanced stats.
02:36 [Sounds of battle]
02:40 Uh...
02:42 I mean, attack and stamina seem simple enough to start.
02:46 Yeah, work speed seems to be very important, too. I might prioritize that.
02:50 [Sounds of battle]
02:53 I'm so-- Oh, I'm so sorry!
02:55 [Sounds of battle]
02:57 [Sounds of battle]
03:00 Um...
03:01 [Sounds of battle]
03:03 Just rolling off the edge, dude.
03:05 [Sounds of battle]
03:11 Press Q to throw your pal-sphere.
03:13 Oh!
03:14 Tell me I can go pick that back up, right?
03:16 Nope, it's gone. Okay, sick.
03:18 You can climb walls, too. Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
03:22 Alright.
03:24 Uh, boom. Let's make a spear.
03:27 Or one of these. I can make two of these now, I think.
03:29 Okay, we got pal-spheres now. Let's go get one of these weak and try to capture it.
03:35 [Sounds of battle]
03:40 They don't link.
03:42 [Sounds of battle]
03:47 100% capture rate. Love to see it.
03:49 [Sounds of battle]
03:51 Caught my first pal!
03:53 I'm gonna beat this guy's ass real quick. Later!
03:55 Who's that?
04:00 It's an Aria-- An NM, if you will.
04:02 A notorious monster, or a much harder pal.
04:04 I'm not gonna try to mess with it.
04:09 Dude, security settings so I can put a lock on it, too.
04:12 I'm telling you right now, this feels so good.
04:15 Like, everything feels really good.
04:20 Let's summon a pal.
04:23 [Sounds of battle]
04:25 Like, this game feels really polished, dude.
04:28 Hey, relax, dude. Take it easy.
04:33 I'm assuming he'll aggro me and kill me, dude.
04:37 Oh, easy there. Easy, buddy.
04:39 Alright, nice.
04:53 Alright, dude. Base upgrade, fast travel, pal box management menu.
05:06 Simple enough, dude.
05:07 You can have five-- One, two, three, four, five in your party.
05:10 Looks like you have so much space, as well, which is really cool.
05:13 Base upgrade. Build wooden chest, deploy a work--
05:18 Max pal base, working at base, is the number of bases.
05:21 Deploy a work pal to the base.
05:24 Access the pal box and summon a pal to your base.
05:29 Is this what that means?
05:34 Oh, I just hit E. Okay.
05:36 Oh, there we go. I right-click on it.
05:38 Oh my god, bro. I'm literally just accidentally throwing spheres like a dipshit.
05:45 Let's make some eggs.
05:49 Hey, yo, that's so sick.
05:54 I want to make a bed.
06:02 Built indoors.
06:04 Okay, so let's build a straw pal bed, then.
06:08 Oh, this is for my pals, isn't it?
06:10 This isn't even for me.
06:12 I need more wood.
06:20 [sounds of construction]
06:48 I'm getting, like, rust vibes, dude.
06:50 Okay, hopefully this takes me to the daytime.
06:55 Sick!
07:02 I think I need to go find some more of these pals and capture me some pals, dude.
07:07 Feed him, pet him. Oh, pet him, dude. Come here, buddy.
07:11 Oh, who's a good boy?
07:16 Yes, you're my cute little boy.
07:18 All right, look at this little kitty. Let's go get him.
07:21 Oh, he killed him! I was going to capture him.
07:31 Attack aggressively! This thing needs to stop running.
07:40 Stop resisting!
07:42 [sounds of construction]
07:57 Eww!
07:59 Dude, they get EXP as well. My cat is still level 3.
08:12 And he's not even out. That's sick.
08:14 Aww, you!
08:17 75%. I like the odds!
08:24 Gotcha!
08:30 Oh, I just...
08:37 Oh, dude, it helps me build quicker.
08:41 Look at this sh*t!
08:43 All right, there we go. Three beds.
08:46 This is going to take a while. This is one at a time.
08:55 No, it won't when I got my kitty helping me.
08:57 He's going to do this for me, right? Okay, sick.
09:05 Bro, that feels so clean.
09:07 What is that kitty cat doing, bro?
09:11 Look at this guy bringing back wood.
09:13 Oh, this is so sick! Good job, buddy!
09:15 Oh my god, and there's headshot damage too?
09:23 Yo, this is sick!
09:28 This is not an ad. I wish it were.
09:30 I don't get paid to do things. I'm not relevant enough.
09:32 I'm not relevant enough.
09:34 How is this not a rip-off of Pokemon?
09:41 First off, can you craft sh*t from Pokemon? No.
09:43 Can you send your Pokemon out to go do things for you? No.
09:47 Listen, sometimes the most brilliant things...
09:49 and the most brilliant ideas...
09:51 come from others, man.
09:53 This isn't a competition right now.
09:58 I'm going to return to title quick, just so I don't die.
10:00 I'm going to go reheat some lunch. I'll be back.
10:02 [outro music]
10:04 [outro music]
10:06 (upbeat music)
10:08 (upbeat music)