Who watches football for anything but the $7M commercials anyway? Here are the highlights, surprise celebrity cameos and funniest ads of Super Bowl LVIII.
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00:00 So David and I are going to be in a little commercial.
00:03 Be honest.
00:04 I am.
00:05 Be honest.
00:06 OK, it's a big commercial.
00:08 Tell them what it's during.
00:09 David, I'm trying.
00:10 No, tell them what it's during.
00:12 I'm trying.
00:13 OK, it's during the big baseball game.
00:17 Super big baseball game.
00:19 Oh, was it the hockey ball?
00:21 Hockey, hockey ball.
00:22 Oh, and tell them about Jessica Aniston.
00:24 Jessica Aniston is going to be in it too.
00:27 Thank you.
00:29 We love Jessica.
00:31 We love Jessica.
00:33 Thank you.
00:34 I didn't know you could get all this stuff on Uber Eats.
00:36 Yeah.
00:37 I remember that.
00:38 Well, you know what they say, in order to remember something, you've got to forget something
00:40 else.
00:41 Make a little room.
00:42 And that's how I remember Uber Eats has coffee, by forgetting something else.
00:46 Have a seat.
00:47 A what?
00:48 Remember when you used to be a pepper lady?
00:51 Wasn't it the cinnamon sisters?
00:52 Basil babes?
00:53 Paprika girls?
00:54 No, that's absurd.
00:55 Jan, hey.
00:56 Oh, oh.
00:57 Oh, oh.
00:58 Um, okay.
00:59 Can we not?
01:00 Did someone doodle on my face?
01:04 I'm so glad I remembered Uber Eats has office supplies, but I feel like I forgot something.
01:09 Yeah.
01:10 There's peanuts in peanut butter?
01:12 It's not coming off!
01:13 Oh, it's the primary ingredient.
01:15 Give me a hint.
01:16 Worked together for ten years.
01:17 Ten years?
01:18 Yeah.
01:19 You were great.
01:20 You still don't know, do you?
01:21 I don't.
01:22 Right.
01:23 Like I forget ten years of my life.
01:25 I hate this town.
01:28 I hope I get to play the halftime show someday, man.
01:31 It's me, America's sweetheart.
01:33 And I just love having a blast.
01:35 The Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
01:37 Kids party?
01:38 Having a blast.
01:39 Stuck in an elevator?
01:40 Having a blast.
01:42 Winning.
01:43 Losing.
01:44 Having a...
01:45 Probe me already.
01:47 Blast.
01:48 I can have a blast anytime, anywhere.
01:50 And with anyone?
01:54 [laughing]
01:56 Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
01:58 In stores everywhere.
01:59 I, too, am having a blast.
02:01 Just this.
02:04 You look like the Pringles guy.
02:06 No, I don't.
02:09 Posted.
02:10 Chris Pratt is giving Mr. P a one-and-a-half-inch...
02:12 Identicals?
02:13 More Pringles.
02:14 Chris, I have the rule of a lifetime for you.
02:20 [tires screeching]
02:22 Do I get a cut?
02:28 Nice ride.
02:34 It's the real deal.
02:35 100%.
02:37 Electric.
02:38 It's...
02:39 The real...
02:40 Deal.
02:41 Yeah.
02:42 Thank you.
02:44 Of course.
02:45 Enjoy your coffee.
02:47 Careful, it's hot.
02:49 Thanks.
02:50 Your dog's so cute.
02:51 Yeah.
02:52 Ooh, so adorable.
02:53 Wow.
02:54 Right.
02:55 We both know.
02:56 It's the man who makes the clothes.
02:58 You know, you look nice.
03:00 Okay.
03:01 We done?
03:02 Hello, Mr. Walken.
03:04 Does this table work for you?
03:06 Yeah.
03:07 Yeah.
03:09 Did someone say yeah?
03:10 Don't you got somewhere to be?
03:14 Yeah.
03:17 Oh.
03:18 There's only one Christopher Walken
03:21 and only one ultimate driving machine.
03:23 The rest are just imitations.
03:26 Come on.
03:27 Sprint, Sam!
03:28 With so many choices on Booking.com,
03:31 there are so many Tina Fey's I could be.
03:34 So I hired Body Devils to help me out.
03:36 Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
03:40 [mumbling]
03:42 Oh, Tina.
03:44 Wild Tina booked a farmstay to ride this horse.
03:47 Glenn Close?
03:50 With millions of possibilities.
03:52 You can book whoever you want to be.
03:54 That's my line.
03:56 Booking.com.
03:57 Booking.
03:58 Yeah.
03:59 Mm.
04:01 This starry is mad good.
04:03 Thanks, boo.
04:04 I spice?
04:06 Wait.
04:07 Who's that?
04:08 It's my ex, Lemon Lime Soda.
04:10 You're looking well.
04:11 I just needed something more refreshing, more crisp.
04:13 I'm with Starry now.
04:14 This is intense.
04:15 He's so vulnerable.
04:16 I love you.
04:17 Please.
04:19 Aw, buddy, it'll be okay.
04:21 [screaming]
04:22 Or not.
04:23 Huh, I do prefer Starry.
04:27 Sorry, party's canceled.
04:30 Waiting on the cable internet guy.
04:32 Top sex.
04:33 First, I had cable.
04:36 But those cords were in me.
04:39 I needed to find new Wi-Fi.
04:44 And he cried.
04:45 Let him cry.
04:46 So he switched to T-Mobile.
04:49 Home internet with 5G.
04:52 It runs on their network.
04:55 Just plug it in and you'll see.
04:58 What a feeling.
05:00 I have Wi-Fi now.
05:02 Can't stop streaming.
05:04 Have some wings to child.
05:06 I need home internet.
05:08 From T-Mobile to fulfill my life.
05:14 My life.
05:19 Yeah, what's up?
05:21 We have T-Mobile now.
05:23 Party's back on.
05:25 Do it again with your shirt off.
05:26 You guys are fine.
05:27 On Paramount Mountain, the stakes get higher.
05:32 I mean, I can't get that thing up there.
05:37 If it were a football, I'd be able to reach the top.
05:40 What about a football-shaped head?
05:43 We throw the child.
05:48 Gutsy call, sir.
05:49 Smart thinking.
05:50 No, that's dumb thinking.
05:51 He's not throwing Arnold.
05:53 Throw him.
05:55 Hey, do you want an immunity?
05:57 I don't throw.
05:58 What?
05:59 You can't throw a child at a wall.
06:02 Shut your face.
06:04 Shut my face?
06:05 Unless you prefer to freeze to death.
06:08 I'm not gonna throw a kid.
06:11 Not built for the moment, I see.
06:14 Fine, I'll throw him.
06:16 And Creed's here.
06:23 Watch and learn.
06:25 Dang, he's cool.
06:26 It's the fifth quarter, and we need a hole-in-one before the seventh inning stretch.
06:34 Be brave.
06:36 P-P-Pike!
06:39 Come on!
06:57 To a place where we won't freeze.
07:03 I'm good.
07:10 So close.
07:13 How are we gonna get up there?
07:14 Now if there were only someone made of pigskin.
07:18 Bingo.
07:19 Oh, dear.
07:21 Can you take me higher?
07:26 [BLANK_AUDIO]