Who watches football for anything but the $7M commercials anyway? Here are the highlights, surprise celebrity cameos and funniest ads of Super Bowl LVIII.
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00:00 So David and I are going to be in a little commercial.
00:03 Be honest.
00:04 I am.
00:05 Be honest.
00:06 OK, it's a big commercial.
00:08 Tell them what it's during.
00:09 David, I'm trying.
00:10 No, tell them what it's during.
00:12 I'm trying.
00:13 OK, it's during the big baseball game.
00:17 Super big baseball game.
00:19 Oh, was it the hockey ball?
00:21 Hockey, hockey ball.
00:22 Oh, and tell them about Jessica Aniston.
00:24 Jessica Aniston is going to be in it too.
00:27 Thank you.
00:29 We love Jessica.
00:30 We love Jessica.
00:33 Thank you.
00:34 I didn't know you could get all this stuff on Uber Eats.
00:36 I remember that.
00:37 Well, you know what they say, in order to remember something, you've got to forget something else.
00:41 Make a little remember.
00:42 And that's how I remember Uber Eats has coffee, by forgetting something else.
00:46 Have a seat.
00:47 A what?
00:49 Remember when you used to be a pepper lady?
00:51 Wasn't it the cinnamon sisters?
00:52 Basil babes?
00:53 Paprika girls?
00:54 No, that's absurd.
00:55 Jan!
00:56 Hey!
00:57 Hi.
00:58 Oh, um.
00:59 OK.
01:00 Can we not?
01:02 Did someone doodle on my face?
01:04 I'm so glad I remembered Uber Eats has office supplies, but I feel like I forgot something.
01:09 Yeah.
01:10 There's peanuts in peanut butter?
01:12 It's not coming off!
01:14 Oh, it's the primary ingredient.
01:15 Give me a hint.
01:16 Worked together for ten years.
01:17 Ten years?
01:18 Yeah.
01:19 You were great.
01:20 You still don't know, do you?
01:21 I don't.
01:22 Right.
01:23 Like I forget ten years of my life.
01:25 I hate this town.
01:29 I hope I get to play the halftime show someday, man.
01:32 It's me, America's sweetheart.
01:34 And I just love having a blast.
01:36 The Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
01:37 Kids party?
01:38 Having a blast.
01:39 Stuck in an elevator?
01:41 Having a blast.
01:43 Winning.
01:44 Losing.
01:45 Having a...
01:46 Probe me already.
01:47 Blast.
01:49 I can have a blast anytime, anywhere.
01:51 And with anyone?
01:54 Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
01:58 In stores everywhere.
01:59 I, too, am having a blast.
02:01 Just this.
02:04 You look like the Pringles guy.
02:06 No, I don't.
02:09 Posted.
02:10 Chris Pratt is giving Mr. P a one-and-a-g.
02:12 Identicals?
02:13 More Pringles.
02:14 Chris, I have the rule of a lifetime for you.
02:21 [car honking]
02:22 Do I get a cut?
02:29 Nice ride.
02:35 It's the real deal.
02:36 100%.
02:37 Electric.
02:38 It's the real deal.
02:41 Yeah.
02:43 Thank you.
02:45 Of course.
02:46 Enjoy your coffee.
02:48 Careful, it's hot.
02:49 Okay, thanks.
02:50 Your dog's so cute.
02:51 Yeah.
02:52 Ooh, so adorable.
02:53 Wow.
02:54 Right.
02:55 We both know it's the man who makes the clothes.
02:58 You know, you look nice.
03:00 Okay.
03:01 We done?
03:02 Hello, Mr. Walken.
03:04 What?
03:05 Does this table work for you?
03:06 Yeah.
03:07 Yeah.
03:09 Did someone say yeah?
03:10 Don't you got somewhere to be?
03:14 Yeah.
03:18 Oh.
03:19 There's only one Christopher Walken and only one ultimate driving machine.
03:24 The rest are just limitations.
03:27 Come on.
03:28 With so many choices on booking.com, there are so many Tina Fey's I could be.
03:35 So I hired Body Devils to help me out.
03:37 Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
03:41 Oh, Tina.
03:45 Wild Tina booked a farmstay to ride this horse.
03:48 Glenn Close?
03:50 With millions of possibilities.
03:52 You can book whoever you want to be.
03:54 That's my line.
03:56 Booking.com.
03:57 Booking.com?
03:58 Yeah.
03:59 This starry is mad good.
04:03 Thanks, boo.
04:04 I spice?
04:06 Wait, who's that?
04:08 It's my ex, Lemon Lime Soda.
04:10 You're looking well.
04:11 I just needed something more refreshing, more crisp.
04:14 I'm with Starry now.
04:15 This is intense.
04:16 He's so vulnerable.
04:17 I love you.
04:18 Please.
04:20 Aw, buddy, it'll be okay.
04:22 Or not.
04:24 Huh, I do prefer Starry.
04:28 Sorry, party's canceled.
04:32 Waiting on the cable internet guy.
04:33 Tote sack.
04:34 First, I had cable.
04:37 But those cords were in me.
04:41 I needed to find new Wi-Fi.
04:46 And he cried.
04:48 I didn't cry.
04:49 So he switched to T-Mobile.
04:51 Home internet with 5G.
04:54 It runs on their network.
04:57 Just plug it in and you'll see.
05:01 What a feeling.
05:02 I have Wi-Fi now.
05:04 Can't stop dreaming.
05:06 Have some wings to shout.
05:07 I need home internet from T-Mobile to fulfill my life.
05:14 My life.
05:19 Yeah, what's up?
05:21 We have T-Mobile now.
05:23 Party's back on.
05:25 Do it again with your shirt off.
05:26 You guys are fine.
05:27 On Paramount Mountain, the stakes get higher.
05:35 I mean, I can't get that thing up there.
05:37 If there were a football, I'd be able to reach the top.
05:40 What about a football-shaped head?
05:44 We throw the child.
05:48 Gutsy call, sir.
05:49 Smart thinking.
05:50 What? No, that's dumb thinking.
05:51 He's not throwing Arnold.
05:53 Throw him.
05:54 Throw him.
05:55 Hey, do you want an immunity?
05:57 I don't throw.
05:58 What?
05:59 You can't throw a child at a wall.
06:02 Baltimore, shut your face.
06:04 Shut my face?
06:05 Unless you prefer to freeze to death.
06:08 I'm not gonna throw a kid.
06:10 Not built for the moment, I see.
06:14 Fine, I'll throw him.
06:16 And Creed's here.
06:23 Watch and learn.
06:25 Dang, he's cool.
06:26 It's the fifth quarter, and we need a hole-in-one before the seventh inning stretch.
06:34 Be brave.
06:35 P-p-pike!
06:38 I just threw him higher.
06:55 Come on!
06:57 To a place where we won't freeze.
07:03 He just threw me higher.
07:07 I'm good.
07:10 So close.
07:12 How are we gonna get up there?
07:14 Now, if there were only someone made of pigskin.
07:18 Bingo.
07:19 Oh, dear.
07:21 Can you take me higher?
07:25 Higher.
07:26 Higher.
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