Standup Girl Episode 17 Digitally Powered By Master Paints Pediasure, Telenor Zara Noor Abbas
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00:31Yes. Yes, man. I am a thief.
00:32Yes, I am thief.
00:34You are original. What did you do?
00:36Who knows you?
00:37To hell with such fame.
00:39Who knows you?
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undefined:undefinedWorry about yourself.
00:52Calm down. Calm down.
00:54What calm down, bro?
00:55Please, calm down.
00:56What is wrong with you?
00:57Hello. Hi. Johri, are you guys jamming?
00:59Yes, just like that..
01:01Am I late?
01:02No, you are right on time.
01:04Zara, you must know him.
01:08Of course,
01:09Vicky.
01:10I am a huge fan of you. Kabir.
01:14I am so sorry,
01:15I didn’t meet you earlier.
01:16Can we please take a selfie?
01:17Yes, sure. Definitely.
01:18Great.
01:20I love your hair.
01:22Where did you get it done from?
01:24I got it done from Bangkok.
01:33Mirzay, all okay?
01:35Are you feeling okay?
01:36Just think...
01:38...that the lamps have been put out.
01:41Mirza, talk to me straight.
01:45There is nothing left to talk about.
01:48Now, why cry so much?
01:51Why do you remorse?
01:56Oh, Mirza, do you have an incurable ailment?
01:59No, Hina, nothing like that.
02:00You are just…
02:02there is nothing like that.
02:05Then why do you have a long face?
02:07You know there was no glow earlier, anyway,
02:09but today, you look so damned.
02:13Actually,
02:19I cannot see Mr. Khan’s silence.
02:22What, Mr. Khan?
02:24Hey, your father and my…
02:27What is he to you?
02:30My fan and supporter.
02:35Mirzay, I made a mistake
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undefined:undefinedreally quiet for the past few days.
03:28I was thinking the same,
03:30what poem, couplet or song,
03:32should I present,
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undefined:undefinedpapa to abstain from all sorts of poetry.
04:00Have they also told you to abstain?
04:02You can sit for a little while.
04:03Forgive me, Mirzay.
04:04You sit and do what you want, yourself.
04:06As you leave,
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undefined:undefinedyour work will go to millions.
05:56You let the rap battle go on air once,
06:00then you will be a star yourself.
06:02I don’t want his help.
06:04Man, it is a small industry.
06:05I am talking about this fraud.
06:08I am talking about this one fraud,
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undefined:undefinedbattle is taking place in this café.
09:06Now think, such a big rap battle is happening,
09:08he has given the entire responsibility to me.
09:10He says, you take care of it.
09:11From promotion, to execution.
09:13From top to bottom.
09:14Think, he is giving me such a big responsibility.
09:17He feels I can do it.
09:18I mean, I just came.
09:19He doesn’t even know my work ethic
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undefined:undefinedthen tell me. I will…
10:12Yes, I don’t want to talk to you.
10:14I am sitting alone.
10:15My phone is off, right?
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undefined:undefinedI have left those streets.
11:57Forgive me, poets and writers,
11:59often get carried away.
12:01I will not interfere now.
12:06You have asked me to do
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undefined:undefinedthen fight at home.
13:45What is the need to fight on the street?
13:47Actually, our AC was not working,
13:48so we thought we would come
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undefined:undefinedI don’t put restrictions on you.
17:01What shouldn’t be there? Restrictions.
17:03Now why are you standing quiet?
17:05Why don’t you speak up?
17:06Why don’t you speak?
17:07I got late for the first time
17:09and a person can get stuck in an emergency too.
17:12Yes, yes, I saw your emergency.
17:14What did I see?
17:15Your emergency.
17:17I have sent your case to the discipline committee,
17:19they will decide if you live in the hostel or not.
17:24What do you have to do? Live here or not.
17:28Fine.
17:30Do you want to say something else or should I go?
17:32Right now, you are on probation,
17:34don’t do anything.
17:36Can I go now?
17:38Seeing your behavior I cannot say...
17:40...that you realize your mistake even a little.
17:42What do you have?
17:43Realization of your mistake even a little.
17:45Last night, standing outside the hostel
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undefined:undefinedWhat is wrong?
19:44I was thinking that why don’t you
19:45and I go someday and
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undefined:undefinedYou are such a useless man.
22:22Have some shame, man.
22:24I had an entire flow, you ruined it.
22:26Okay, come on.
22:28By the way,
22:33something is going on between you two.
22:36You take care of the sale.
22:40Count the chairs here.
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undefined:undefinedor will you have an objection?
23:40Oh, wow, wow, wow.
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25:10God knows what the poor
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undefined:undefinedthe hostel for one hour.
26:46She says you came late,
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undefined:undefinedto meet you in a day or so.
30:00I thought I would tell you.
30:02Actually, aunt is really sad for you.
30:05Yes, I had an idea.
30:08I couldn’t even call.
30:11She cries a lot.
30:14She was telling papa one day
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30:48He only stays in his room.
30:51By the way, could you not
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31:14Yes, but I don’t know
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undefined:undefinedwith the goon Sooli one day.
31:34Don’t you remember that day?
31:35Grandpa sold his plot for me.
31:38Yes,
31:39but all the programs got canceled.
31:42That’s why I was saying,
31:43you should have stayed for a few more days.
31:46Danish, I will talk to you later.
31:48My friends have come over.
31:51I will call you later.
31:52Yes, fine.
31:53But don’t tell mama that...
31:55...I have told you about their plan already.
31:58No, I won’t tell them.
32:00You take care. I will call you later.
32:03Okay. Bye. Bye.
32:04Bye.
32:25Child, sit. I will check.
32:33Bismillah. Bismillah.
32:35Mithra has come. Mithra has come.
32:42Oh love. Mithra, make a cup of tea.
32:44The lion doesn’t have tea.
32:46When he is tired, he has tea.
32:48In fact, not one,
32:50make two cups of tea.
32:52One for me and one for my daughter Zara.
32:55Okay, they don’t give you money,
32:56but don’t they even offer you tea.
32:58Hey, they have tea with tea bags,
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undefined:undefinedMy child. My love.
33:17I am fine.
33:18Child, how are you fine?
33:20You like your father…
33:23Sister in law, make a cup of tea for me too.
33:25In fact, make two, Afreen too will have it.
33:30Brother, you have come home as a lion.
33:33What if a dog had gotten
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undefined:undefinedWake everyone up.
33:54Why have they slept at this hour?
33:56Make tea for everyone.
33:58Salaam, papa.
33:59Walykum Salaam.
34:00Hey, what are you dressed up as?
34:01Roar.
34:03Okay, dog.
34:04Lion, papa.
34:05Son, don’t get so serious.
34:08Someone told you to be a lion
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undefined:undefinedinvented lamps in your time.
34:42Yes, my son. In fact,
34:43in our times there were no matches even.
34:46So, papa,
34:48how did you start a fire?
34:49We would say to anyone as mad as you
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undefined:undefinedorganic ghee from Salman
35:15No, I don’t want to eat fried vermicellies right now.
35:18Is this the time to have fried vermicellies?
35:19Child, this organic ghee greases the mind.
35:24This studying gets your mind dry.
35:27Go get the fried vermicellies
35:31Mr. Khan, money?
35:32Son, tell him to write it in the copy.
35:36I am praying that
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undefined:undefinedthen go and sleep, eat it in the morning.
36:14You have ruined my sleep,
36:15if you had waited a little,
36:16it would have been morning.
36:18I will eat it.
36:20Zara, child, I made good tea, right?
36:22It is really good tea,
36:23I have not had such good tea in my life.