Chapuling Times | show | 2014| S3 | Official Featurette | dHNzX0p5V1RfMWZfbUQw
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00:00 If you could pickle anything, what would it be?
00:02 Myself.
00:03 Really?
00:04 To be honest, I am.
00:05 So...
00:06 You are pickle.
00:08 From the inside.
00:10 [laughs]
00:11 What is this behaviour?
00:13 No, it's not Pooja or the clown emoji.
00:15 It's me, Charlie Marlow, being an absolute showbiz hun with our man in India, James May.
00:21 And I've only got a few minutes to ask him questions that he's never heard before or face a forfeit myself.
00:27 [whoosh]
00:28 Do Megalodons still exist?
00:34 No.
00:35 That is true, but I think they do.
00:37 Did they ever for certain?
00:39 Have you not seen The Meg?
00:40 No.
00:41 Fantastic film.
00:42 I haven't seen it, but I have been asked if I've seen it, which is how this game works.
00:44 [laughs] Yeah, alright, go on.
00:46 Is it nice?
00:49 Yeah, you have some.
00:50 Disappointing. I thought that one was going to be a villain.
00:52 [laughs] That was delicious.
00:54 What British TV show should get the Bollywood treatment?
00:57 That's quite a good question, isn't it?
00:59 I know.
01:00 Well, it's either the News at Ten or Newsnight.
01:03 I'd like to see some serious current affairs done with Song and Dance routine.
01:06 If you could be one type of cheese, what would you be?
01:09 I've heard that one before.
01:10 No, you haven't.
01:11 I have.
01:12 And I was cheddar.
01:13 I don't want to eat it.
01:15 [laughs]
01:16 Alright.
01:17 Crunch.
01:18 [beep]
01:19 I don't want that.
01:20 Oh, I hate it.
01:21 The yoghurt's better.
01:22 Do you know what's best, actually?
01:23 What is that?
01:24 Keep a couple of those dry.
01:25 That's horrible.
01:26 [laughs]
01:27 Who is the world in debt to?
01:29 To whom?
01:30 To whom?
01:31 Do you mean literally in debt or do you mean...
01:32 Where does the money come from?
01:34 Norway.
01:35 Question answered.
01:37 Would you rather have googly eyes or think constantly about the Roman era?
01:41 No, I haven't heard that one before.
01:43 I would like to think constantly about the Roman era.
01:47 How often do you think about it already?
01:48 Actually, I was thinking about it quite recently because I was looking at some Roman stuff in a gallery.
01:52 I was thinking about it on Sunday. I went to the Roman baths.
01:55 Where? What? In...
01:56 In Bath.
01:57 Oh, right.
01:58 Yeah, it was nice.
01:59 It's quite good there, isn't it?
02:00 There's spring in the UK.
02:01 Only spring.
02:02 Yeah.
02:03 Yeah. Science.
02:04 They knew what they were doing, those Romans.
02:05 Who on this planet would you share your favourite shirt with?
02:08 I don't think I'd share my favourite shirt with anybody.
02:10 I think that is immoral.
02:12 Your wardrobe, your rules.
02:14 What is your least impressive fact about trains?
02:17 I have had that.
02:18 Oh, no you haven't.
02:19 It's the most boring thing you know about trains, but I think that's close enough.
02:22 Yeah, go on.
02:23 More.
02:24 It's horrible.
02:25 It's not.
02:26 I don't like this.
02:27 I feel like I'm seven and you're my dad.
02:31 That's slightly spooky.
02:33 You're not my father.
02:34 It's horrible.
02:35 Vinegary.
02:36 What is your favourite song that Jane MacDonald has covered?
02:40 I don't know.
02:43 She's got a variety of songs.
02:45 A variety of songs?
02:46 Yeah.
02:47 What is one song...
02:48 I think she filmed it in India as well.
02:49 I don't think it's an Indian song.
02:51 Ticket to Ride, that's a very popular song.
02:53 It was J-Ho.
02:54 Oh, was it?
02:57 You are the reason that I breathe.
02:59 Yes.
03:02 If variety is the spice of life, what's the spice of death?
03:07 I haven't heard that one before.
03:10 If we assume it's oblivion, then the spice of death is nothing.
03:15 But if you take a slightly more Indian view of death,
03:18 and it's an endless cycle,
03:20 then the spice of death is going to be the same as the spice of life
03:24 because it's coming back.
03:26 That was a really deep answer.
03:27 That was quite deep, wasn't it?
03:28 I know, I like that.
03:29 Yeah.
03:30 If you could pickle anything, what would it be?
03:32 Myself.
03:33 Really?
03:34 Yeah.
03:35 Is brine the same thing as vinegar?
03:36 No, you can only really pickle things in alcohol or vinegar.
03:39 So I'd pickle... To be honest, I am.
03:41 So...
03:42 You are pickle.
03:44 From the inside.
03:45 Where is the elephant in the room?
03:49 I know the answer to this.
03:51 It's where we used to film Man Lab.
03:53 Actually, topically enough, since we're talking about India,
03:56 it was a giant carved stone Ganesh.
03:59 We cleared everything else out of the workshop so we could film there,
04:02 but we couldn't move Ganesh.
04:03 I feel like I'm stabbing you in the back.
04:05 The elephant in the room.
04:06 Oh, bless him.
04:07 But I have actually been asked that before.
04:09 I can't do anything else.
04:10 Me tongue's on fire, James!
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