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00:00:00 Okay, let's see. Now where's that play button?
00:00:07 Huh? What are all you doing here?
00:00:10 Gramps, they're here for the premiere!
00:00:13 All of them? There's gotta be like two, maybe three dozen people.
00:00:21 Yeah, they're here for the world premiere on Nightstream.
00:00:26 Heh! Nightstream! I know all about Nightstream.
00:00:30 Of course, for me, it's the two times every damn Nightstream.
00:00:34 Ugh, why did we put you in charge of tech?
00:00:37 Because I'm the oldest! Which means I got the most experience!
00:00:41 Okay, now hold on a minute. I gotta put in the 274 digit keystroke hackerproof password.
00:00:49 [typing]
00:00:55 There! Now, prepare to get scared!
00:01:03 Oh, believe me!
00:01:05 [evil laughter]
00:01:08 [chanting]
00:01:16 [chanting]
00:01:36 [thud]
00:01:44 [chanting]
00:02:09 [scream]
00:02:10 [silence]
00:02:17 [water dripping]
00:02:24 [thud]
00:02:26 [scream]
00:02:30 [chanting]
00:02:40 [chanting]
00:02:58 [thud]
00:03:00 [eerie music]
00:03:26 [slicing]
00:03:28 [whistling]
00:03:37 [chanting]
00:03:57 [silence]
00:04:08 Welcome to the exclusive world premiere of Frank and Zed.
00:04:15 [eerie music]
00:04:17 [whack]
00:04:18 [thud]
00:04:19 [crunching]
00:04:25 [eerie music]
00:04:38 This land owes a debt of blood.
00:04:43 For long ago, a foul castle appeared on the mount.
00:04:49 And from its depths crept forth the moroi.
00:04:55 Your new master has come.
00:05:00 I shall kill your bodies and remake your flesh to serve me.
00:05:12 I have no choice.
00:05:15 Summon the demon. Bring the sacrifice.
00:05:20 [knock]
00:05:21 [eerie music]
00:05:22 Come and be reborn.
00:05:25 When I am born!
00:05:27 [eerie music]
00:05:28 [laughing]
00:05:29 [eerie music]
00:05:32 Aw.
00:05:34 [eerie music]
00:05:37 The god of death answered their call.
00:05:41 [eerie music]
00:05:43 [choking]
00:05:46 [eerie music]
00:05:58 I will give you the power to defeat the moroi.
00:06:03 [gasping]
00:06:05 But when your line is spent, tenfold shall perish in an orgy of blood.
00:06:18 [thunder]
00:06:20 My people, forgive me.
00:06:23 [grunt]
00:06:24 [glass shattering]
00:06:25 The burning struck.
00:06:27 The demon gifted them five mighty weapons.
00:06:31 And so armed, they stormed the moroi's castle and cut the foul thing down.
00:06:40 [eerie music]
00:06:43 After the battle, the mutilated remains of the moroi's victims were buried deep in the forest.
00:06:53 [eerie music]
00:06:55 But as the years passed, no peace came to their hearts.
00:07:02 And now, the royal line has dwindled and hangs by a thread.
00:07:10 And so, all talk is of the curse, the orgy of blood it foretold, and the moroi's ruined castle.
00:07:22 Where legend says, something survived.
00:07:29 [eerie music]
00:07:49 [grunt]
00:07:51 [sigh]
00:07:54 [snoring]
00:08:02 [snoring]
00:08:11 For Frank and Zed, every day has been the same for centuries.
00:08:18 The only change is which piece of them is falling apart.
00:08:25 [snoring]
00:08:35 But those quiet days are over.
00:08:39 [snoring]
00:08:43 For the story of our two heroes began long ago in the village, and it will end in the orgy of blood.
00:08:55 [snoring]
00:08:58 [eerie music]
00:09:08 [growling]
00:09:12 [growling]
00:09:16 [growling]
00:09:23 [growling]
00:09:33 [growling]
00:09:35 [growling]
00:09:48 [gunshot]
00:09:49 [growling]
00:09:54 [growling]
00:10:04 [growling]
00:10:11 [growling]
00:10:17 [growling]
00:10:23 [growling]
00:10:27 [growling]
00:10:32 [growling]
00:10:42 Come, Zed.
00:10:44 [growling]
00:11:00 [growling]
00:11:07 [growling]
00:11:19 [growling]
00:11:25 [growling]
00:11:35 [growling]
00:11:45 [growling]
00:11:53 [growling]
00:12:03 [growling]
00:12:13 [gunshot]
00:12:15 [gunshot]
00:12:18 [gunshot]
00:12:21 [gunshot]
00:12:23 [growling]
00:12:33 [snarling]
00:12:43 [snarling]
00:12:53 [snarling]
00:13:03 [snarling]
00:13:13 [snarling]
00:13:23 For 200 years, the royal line has endured.
00:13:30 [snarling]
00:13:33 May the blood never fail.
00:13:36 [snarling]
00:13:38 My son.
00:13:40 [snarling]
00:13:46 Papa, gross.
00:13:48 [snarling]
00:13:50 You must produce an heir.
00:13:53 [snarling]
00:13:55 [snarling]
00:13:58 [snarling]
00:14:00 Priest, the king needs his medicine.
00:14:04 Of course, Lord Titus.
00:14:08 [snarling]
00:14:09 If you die, all will die.
00:14:11 All will perish.
00:14:13 [snarling]
00:14:17 Your highness.
00:14:18 Your highness.
00:14:20 Ah, he's dead.
00:14:23 Donny, you are the last king.
00:14:27 [gasp]
00:14:29 [music]
00:14:38 Kevin, you're doing it wrong.
00:14:40 It's a pulley, Red. You can't do it wrong.
00:14:43 Well, it's not working.
00:14:44 Huh? It's not working? You broke it.
00:14:48 No.
00:14:50 Kevin, what is the point?
00:14:52 You're right.
00:14:54 I don't know why I keep showing up to work every day
00:14:57 when we're all going to die.
00:14:59 In an orgy of blood.
00:15:01 But maybe the pure of heart survive.
00:15:03 It's an orgy of blood, Gramps. Everyone dies.
00:15:07 But surely there's a way.
00:15:08 Gramps, when you're poor like us, you don't get a loophole.
00:15:11 [whimpering]
00:15:13 We're all going to die.
00:15:15 [music]
00:15:20 [groaning]
00:15:26 [music]
00:15:30 [grunting]
00:15:32 [squeaking]
00:15:38 [grunting]
00:15:41 Huh?
00:15:44 Ah.
00:15:47 [grunting]
00:15:52 [grunting]
00:15:57 [grunting]
00:16:00 [grunting]
00:16:02 [music]
00:16:07 [music]
00:16:14 [music]
00:16:19 [music]
00:16:24 200 years ago, the deal was struck.
00:16:28 Now, the fate of our lives, our kingdom,
00:16:32 rests on the shoulders of the last pure blood.
00:16:37 Huh?
00:16:38 All hail Prince Darny.
00:16:40 Your Majesty.
00:16:42 Good luck, son.
00:16:44 [groaning]
00:16:46 My royal blood is a holy chain.
00:16:49 Titus.
00:16:50 That protects the people from death and pain.
00:16:52 Lord Titus.
00:16:53 His royal blood is a holy chain.
00:16:56 That protects the people from death and pain.
00:17:01 That boy needs to have an heir.
00:17:03 Or better yet, two of them.
00:17:05 Yeah.
00:17:06 [groaning]
00:17:11 So, small chance we live?
00:17:13 None at all.
00:17:16 We must take steps to protect the prince
00:17:20 until he produces an heir.
00:17:23 An heir?
00:17:24 Hm.
00:17:25 I wouldn't hold your breath.
00:17:28 Ha!
00:17:29 Well, excuse me if I'm not calmly composed
00:17:32 when all that stands between me and certain death
00:17:34 is the blood of that little weakling.
00:17:38 Only a fool would trust their life to the same line of cowards
00:17:42 that traded our lives for their own.
00:17:46 We will not find salvation in the throne.
00:17:51 But this is madness.
00:17:54 My king, rest.
00:17:58 Why waste our time chasing the drachmakat
00:18:01 when the boy doesn't even have an heir?
00:18:04 Because our only chance to survive the curse
00:18:06 is if the legend is true.
00:18:09 It's time this village confronted its past.
00:18:13 Send the grave digger.
00:18:16 [groaning]
00:18:18 Hail, your highness!
00:18:20 Our fate is bound to your royal blood.
00:18:23 All hail our king!
00:18:26 Bless your blood!
00:18:28 All hail our king!
00:18:30 Bless your blood!
00:18:33 [roaring]
00:18:35 Hello? Priest?
00:18:47 It's me, Topher the Digger.
00:18:49 Brought my shovel.
00:18:51 Come, my child.
00:18:53 I have chosen you to complete a very important task.
00:18:57 Okay.
00:18:58 The weapons of power must be anointed.
00:19:02 But what if the legend is true?
00:19:04 And within the woods I meet the drachmakat?
00:19:08 Fear not. I will tell you how to repel the monster.
00:19:12 Just make a whole bunch of noise.
00:19:15 Noise, huh? What if I played my flute?
00:19:19 A flute? Perfect.
00:19:21 Just play it nice and loud.
00:19:24 And whatever you do, don't look up.
00:19:28 [snarling]
00:19:30 [snarling]
00:19:32 [snarling]
00:20:00 Dead. Gone.
00:20:04 Gone.
00:20:07 [snarling]
00:20:10 [snarling]
00:20:12 [snarling]
00:20:37 [snarling]
00:20:39 [snarling]
00:20:48 [rooster crowing]
00:21:04 [snarling]
00:21:06 Don't worry, Dad. I've got my flute.
00:21:32 Wow. I guess music really does soothe the savage beast.
00:21:36 Okay. Pre-set. One league to the graveyard.
00:21:41 [groaning]
00:21:56 [groaning]
00:22:23 Come. Dead.
00:22:26 Come. Dead.
00:22:38 [snarling]
00:22:40 [snarling]
00:22:45 [groaning]
00:22:48 [snarling]
00:22:52 [groaning]
00:22:56 [groaning]
00:23:01 [groaning]
00:23:03 [snarling]
00:23:14 [groaning]
00:23:24 [snarling]
00:23:26 [snarling]
00:23:34 [groaning]
00:23:52 [snarling]
00:23:54 Okay. Made it to the graveyard.
00:24:03 Dig him up, do that anointing thingy, and play my flute.
00:24:08 [dramatic music]
00:24:10 Oh, there's the lip.
00:24:37 Weapon, I anoint thee.
00:24:40 [groaning]
00:24:42 You shall be my slaves.
00:24:50 Use the weapons of power.
00:24:53 Dead.
00:24:55 I...
00:24:56 Kill him.
00:24:58 Dead.
00:25:05 [chimes]
00:25:07 Kill him.
00:25:18 [groaning]
00:25:21 [groaning]
00:25:25 [groaning]
00:25:27 [groaning]
00:25:40 [groaning]
00:25:46 [groaning]
00:25:50 [dramatic music]
00:25:52 [groaning]
00:25:59 [groaning]
00:26:08 [snarling]
00:26:14 [snarling]
00:26:18 [snarling]
00:26:20 [groaning]
00:26:24 [groaning]
00:26:32 [groaning]
00:26:44 [dramatic music]
00:26:46 Tofer!
00:27:12 Tofer!
00:27:14 Tofer!
00:27:16 Where's my boy?
00:27:18 Hey, boss.
00:27:25 I mean, hey, boss.
00:27:27 Tofer never came back.
00:27:30 Ah, good.
00:27:35 No finger bites. No misbehavior.
00:27:42 We're partners.
00:27:44 Krog, come with me.
00:27:46 You heard him. Back to work.
00:27:49 See you later.
00:27:51 [snarling]
00:27:56 [snarling]
00:28:04 [snarling]
00:28:08 [snarling]
00:28:11 [snarling]
00:28:13 [snarling]
00:28:18 [snarling]
00:28:21 [snarling]
00:28:26 [snarling]
00:28:30 [groaning]
00:28:34 [groaning]
00:28:40 That's my boss?
00:28:42 Yes. Let's go.
00:28:44 [snarling]
00:28:51 [groaning]
00:28:55 [snarling]
00:29:00 [groaning]
00:29:08 [groaning]
00:29:10 [groaning]
00:29:19 [phone ringing]
00:29:31 Ah.
00:29:33 Where's my wife?
00:29:35 I know she's here.
00:29:37 Kill him.
00:29:39 Arise, dead, and serve me.
00:29:48 [groaning]
00:29:59 [groaning]
00:30:02 [groaning]
00:30:05 [chomping]
00:30:07 [groaning]
00:30:32 [groaning]
00:30:34 [groaning]
00:30:41 His hand's gone.
00:30:58 Ah.
00:31:01 The legend is true.
00:31:03 His servant did survive.
00:31:09 [groaning]
00:31:18 [groaning]
00:31:30 I must see the priest.
00:31:32 Grog, hide the body.
00:31:35 Well, either the monster is real,
00:31:45 or that idiot boy is lost in the woods.
00:31:49 Hello? Who is it?
00:31:51 Who's there?
00:31:53 [meowing]
00:31:54 Cat!
00:31:56 I'm coming!
00:31:58 Hey! Get your skinny butt over here.
00:32:01 Lord Titus, what news?
00:32:04 Does anyone know you sent the boy?
00:32:06 Who, Topher? No. I told him to keep it a secret.
00:32:09 And a secret it shall remain.
00:32:11 His head's gone missing.
00:32:13 Ah, the monster is real.
00:32:15 Yes, just as I had hoped he took the bait.
00:32:18 But even if we know the drachmachod is real,
00:32:21 how do we survive?
00:32:23 To pay the debt, we must shed tenfold the blood.
00:32:27 So just to be sure, the entire village must go to war.
00:32:32 But no one has seen the monster for years.
00:32:35 How do we raise the mob?
00:32:37 With more blood.
00:32:39 It's all up to me.
00:32:46 Today must go perfect.
00:32:49 Let's see. Meet me, my sweet.
00:32:54 In the woods, yes.
00:32:56 Take your...
00:32:58 I'll never get the stink of cat out of my beautiful robe.
00:33:04 Ah!
00:33:06 Okay, concentrate.
00:33:08 Time to send the lambs to slaughter.
00:33:12 Ha-ha!
00:33:14 All these pine needles will give you the perfect texture.
00:33:18 [humming]
00:33:20 Oh!
00:33:22 Hello?
00:33:23 Ah, over here, Mama.
00:33:25 Where's my favorite grandson?
00:33:27 In the kitchen.
00:33:29 Oh! What are you making this time?
00:33:32 [humming]
00:33:34 [sniffing]
00:33:36 [belching]
00:33:38 Oof, I'm hungry.
00:33:40 Hmm, what should I have for lunch?
00:33:43 [chuckling]
00:33:45 So I said to myself, what smells better than a pine tree?
00:33:49 I think today's going to be your lucky day.
00:33:52 So I concocted pine tree pine stones.
00:33:57 Happy woman resist you.
00:34:00 [groaning]
00:34:13 [gurgling]
00:34:15 [groaning]
00:34:17 [panting]
00:34:19 [sighing]
00:34:22 [growling]
00:34:24 [chuckling]
00:34:26 Huh, huh.
00:34:28 Hmm.
00:34:30 Right past the black graveyard, and there will be my lady.
00:34:34 Huh.
00:34:36 Okay.
00:34:38 [chuckling]
00:34:40 [growling]
00:34:42 [panting]
00:34:44 Hmm.
00:34:46 [growling]
00:34:48 [snorting]
00:34:50 [chewing]
00:34:52 [chewing]
00:34:54 [chewing]
00:34:56 Hmm.
00:34:58 Hmm.
00:35:00 [groaning]
00:35:02 Ah.
00:35:04 [growling]
00:35:06 Huh?
00:35:08 Death needs big brain.
00:35:11 [humming]
00:35:13 [humming]
00:35:15 [humming]
00:35:17 [humming]
00:35:19 Hmm.
00:35:21 [gasping]
00:35:23 [chiming]
00:35:25 Hmm.
00:35:27 Ahoy.
00:35:29 [growling]
00:35:31 [growling]
00:35:33 Hmm.
00:35:35 Meet me in the woods.
00:35:37 I made some treats.
00:35:39 Okay.
00:35:41 Where is she?
00:35:43 I've been waiting all day.
00:35:45 I'll bake these special buns.
00:35:47 I'll play with this.
00:35:49 Hmm.
00:35:51 [growling]
00:35:53 Huh.
00:35:55 [whistling]
00:35:57 [humming]
00:35:59 [growling]
00:36:01 [growling]
00:36:03 Huh.
00:36:05 [whistling]
00:36:07 [laughing]
00:36:09 [whistling]
00:36:11 [whistling]
00:36:13 Huh.
00:36:15 [whistling]
00:36:17 [whistling]
00:36:19 [whistling]
00:36:21 [whistling]
00:36:23 [whistling]
00:36:25 [whistling]
00:36:27 [laughing]
00:36:29 [laughing]
00:36:31 [laughing]
00:36:33 [growling]
00:36:35 Oh, that's fun.
00:36:37 Huh?
00:36:39 It's real. It's all real.
00:36:41 The drug in my gut.
00:36:43 The monster at work.
00:36:45 [laughing]
00:36:47 [growling]
00:36:49 Luckily, I am the fastest runner in the village.
00:36:51 [laughing]
00:36:53 No, it's too fast for me.
00:36:55 Come on, hatch me.
00:36:57 Come on, hatch me.
00:36:59 [growling]
00:37:01 [laughing]
00:37:03 Almost to the village.
00:37:05 Almost to the village.
00:37:07 [growling]
00:37:09 I'm going to make it.
00:37:11 I'm going to make it! I'm going to make it!
00:37:13 I'm going to make it!
00:37:15 *Maniacal Laughter*
00:37:19 *Growling*
00:37:22 *Groaning*
00:37:25 *Grunting*
00:37:53 Okay, I went past the black graveyard so it should be...
00:37:59 *Gasp*
00:38:01 *Giggling*
00:38:04 *Screaming*
00:38:06 The dogs are hot! It's real! I have to warn them!
00:38:10 I have to tell the village!
00:38:13 Help! Help!
00:38:22 *Groaning*
00:38:24 Where is everyone?
00:38:32 Jay's alive!
00:38:34 I must warn his holiness!
00:38:39 Oh your grace! I saw it! I saw the Drak Makat!
00:38:47 *Growling*
00:38:49 Hmm, where's my boy?
00:38:59 Come!
00:39:02 Come my brothers and sisters!
00:39:06 Everyone in the village heed my call!
00:39:13 *Groaning*
00:39:17 Well, they're ringing the gong.
00:39:19 Is that bad?
00:39:20 Yep. Come close for this tale of death affects us all!
00:39:26 I heard somebody died!
00:39:28 This morning word reached our ear that someone had strayed into the forest.
00:39:37 *Gasp*
00:39:38 Forest? What idiot goes in there?
00:39:42 *Gasp*
00:39:44 Lord Tardis! The girl! She survived!
00:39:48 Survived? Grunt!
00:39:52 Mommy!
00:39:57 Wait for it!
00:39:59 Mwah! Your dad would be proud of you! Night mom!
00:40:05 Night!
00:40:10 Now?
00:40:11 Afraid for his life, we went straight to the king!
00:40:14 My king!
00:40:15 And when he heard the news, he leapt into action!
00:40:20 Fear not your highness! Gragosh won't leave your side!
00:40:24 Oh, your majesty!
00:40:26 But what if I die? Isn't that bad?
00:40:29 Don't be afraid. I've left nothing to chance.
00:40:32 Hmm, okay.
00:40:34 Hmm...
00:40:39 *Sigh*
00:40:41 Our brave king set out alone.
00:40:47 Huh?
00:40:49 Keep going, king!
00:40:52 Okay.
00:40:53 And there in the woods, our king found him in pieces.
00:41:04 Poor baker guy.
00:41:06 Witness now the foul deeds of the drachmachat!
00:41:13 *Evil laughter*
00:41:18 The baker's dead? He made my sister's wedding cake!
00:41:22 And then the monster stepped from the woods.
00:41:27 That was good cake too! Buttercream frosting!
00:41:30 Our king cried, "No! I don't have an heir!"
00:41:33 But the monster just laughed and said, "You fool!"
00:41:38 That's why you must die!
00:41:41 Yeah!
00:41:43 This guy... died!
00:41:46 He's dead!
00:41:48 That's right! He's dead! And we have no heir!
00:41:52 Oh no!
00:41:54 Did you tell anyone else?
00:41:57 No!
00:41:59 Pity, my child.
00:42:04 Yes, we've all heard the legend of the monster that hunts in the woods.
00:42:13 For years, it has waited for revenge.
00:42:20 For the drachmachat is none other than a servant of the moroi.
00:42:27 A foul abomination created from the flesh of many poor souls.
00:42:35 And enslaved to one purpose.
00:42:39 Avenge his master!
00:42:43 Yes! The monster is real!
00:42:47 And here is the terrible proof.
00:42:52 Oh man, this is terrible.
00:42:54 Our kings have failed us! We need a leader!
00:43:02 I give you Lord Sidious!
00:43:05 May I speak?
00:43:09 For years, we've rotted under the debt.
00:43:12 Being told we have to die for some cowardly king.
00:43:15 All of his blood we owe!
00:43:17 Then I say, we dig up the weapons, storm the castle, pay the debt with the monster's blood!
00:43:27 What say ye?
00:43:29 What do you think? Let's do it!
00:43:31 Kill the monster! Kill the monster!
00:43:39 I'm going to smash him and kill him and smash him again!
00:43:41 Dig! Dig! Ravage the graves! Get the weapons!
00:43:48 Boss! Boss! We got something!
00:43:52 Ha ha! Hot clear!
00:44:00 Dig! Dig, you filthy peasants!
00:44:05 Ha ha! You filthy peasants!
00:44:12 Beautiful! Powerful! My vengeance!
00:44:18 Boom! Drop the weapons!
00:44:23 Ravage the graves! Ravage the corpses!
00:44:27 Get the curse!
00:44:36 Boss! We found yours!
00:44:39 Ha ha ha!
00:44:47 Yes, sir!
00:44:49 Good.
00:44:51 Mine at last!
00:44:52 The weapons are mine.
00:44:54 Now back to my kingdom.
00:45:05 It worked! The power of Mindbender is mine!
00:45:10 Ha ha ha!
00:45:28 Mindbender, reveal your power to me.
00:45:48 Mindbender, you attack!
00:46:14 Your grandson, the baker.
00:46:19 Oh no!
00:46:24 He died trying to warn us.
00:46:30 The monster killed my grandson! Give me a weapon of power!
00:46:34 No.
00:46:39 Behold my subjects, the weapons of power!
00:46:44 Praise grateful Mindbender!
00:46:47 For the baker!
00:46:48 Dome smasher!
00:46:51 Headquart's cleaver!
00:46:55 And as your king, I bear the most powerful.
00:46:58 Ashpiercer!
00:47:03 And the armor of thrall!
00:47:05 Long ago, these weapons cut down the baron.
00:47:09 Now we will use them to kill the drachma's heart!
00:47:17 Attack! We strike!
00:47:39 Head.
00:48:06 Drum.
00:48:35 Drachma's heart.
00:48:41 (Mumbling)
00:49:10 (Growling)
00:49:31 (Gunshot)
00:49:55 (Glass shattering)
00:50:01 (Groaning)
00:50:15 Okay little one, let's get you ready for your big day.
00:50:21 (Singing)
00:50:45 Nice and sharp. Nice and sharp. Nice and sharp. Nice and sharp. Nice and sharp.
00:50:52 (Singing)
00:51:20 (Grunting)
00:51:38 I shall avenge you.
00:51:45 (Grunting)
00:51:51 That feel good, huh?
00:51:55 You such a good girl.
00:52:24 (Grunting)
00:52:33 (Screaming)
00:52:58 What's going on?
00:53:06 Monster's here.
00:53:29 Where's my wife?
00:53:31 I know she's here.
00:53:33 Kill him.
00:53:35 I lost him. It's a trap.
00:53:40 (Screaming)
00:53:46 No. You monster. You killed him. You killed my husband.
00:53:53 Now Frank, kill his wife.
00:53:59 No. No. No. No.
00:54:04 (Screaming)
00:54:24 We're under attack.
00:54:27 Give me a weapon.
00:54:29 You take this pound one and I'll take this stabby one.
00:54:34 It's okay. Mom is here.
00:54:37 It's trying to escape into the forest.
00:54:39 Everyone get something to kill the monster.
00:54:46 Oh, me Luca.
00:54:48 Boss, he went into the forest. I seen him do it.
00:54:51 Hey boss, he left his axe.
00:54:54 Come on guys. Let's go.
00:54:59 Hey, dang damn it. I was going to grab that.
00:55:04 This we will have to do.
00:55:07 Oh, my head.
00:55:13 He killed again.
00:55:16 Come on men. To the castle.
00:55:19 The castle is in its own lair.
00:55:31 Don't stick together. Don't get too spread out.
00:55:36 Come on this way. Come on.
00:55:40 Come on guys.
00:55:56 I can feel it.
00:55:59 Power.
00:56:00 I know. I'll make the demon fight itself.
00:56:03 That's what I'll do.
00:56:06 Too easy. Too easy.
00:56:34 Come on.
00:56:36 Come on.
00:56:40 Hey guys.
00:56:42 I think it's this way.
00:56:44 So anyways, me and Grog were totally down drinking some Grog.
00:56:54 The lair is near.
00:57:09 The lair of the Drak Vakat.
00:57:13 Torches.
00:57:19 I have a cup for you.
00:57:34 Come on. You'll get it.
00:57:38 I did it.
00:57:40 Fire.
00:57:43 You first.
00:57:44 Me?
00:57:50 Let's go.
00:57:57 Anybody there?
00:57:59 No.
00:58:00 Give me that.
00:58:03 Fear not men. We have the weapons of power.
00:58:20 Oh man.
00:58:23 Come on. Come on. Wait for me.
00:58:50 Where's my wife?
00:59:18 You killed her. You killed her.
00:59:22 Hey guys.
00:59:24 I know this way.
00:59:43 Fight monsters with a little bit of extra courage.
00:59:55 Ah. Two tunnels.
01:00:01 Which way your highness?
01:00:06 Hold off. Lead a party down the right tunnel.
01:00:11 All right. You heard the king. Come on.
01:00:16 Let's move.
01:00:18 What's that?
01:00:19 Mind the rope, peasant.
01:00:34 So if we kill the monster, we don't have to have our flesh consumed in an orgy of blood, right?
01:00:40 Oh yeah. What's that other part?
01:00:42 The dead will feast on the flesh of the living.
01:00:49 Watch your step.
01:00:51 We're getting close.
01:00:52 This castle is creepy.
01:00:59 There's light ahead. We're getting close.
01:01:02 Look over there.
01:01:07 Oh.
01:01:13 There he is.
01:01:16 At last. The drachmakat.
01:01:21 Hey. What do you do?
01:01:35 Your weapons ready.
01:01:37 Well, there's Topher.
01:01:39 Oh no. Topher's head.
01:01:45 Let's get him.
01:01:48 Wait. Let the people fight first.
01:01:51 Let's do this.
01:02:16 I'm a powerful demon.
01:02:23 Oh god. I can see my soul.
01:02:27 Help. Help.
01:02:31 Take this. And take this.
01:02:33 Come back, monster.
01:02:41 Emergency. Let me first.
01:02:43 I said not yet.
01:02:46 Open up these gobs, I tell you right now.
01:03:04 Stay close to the queen and keep your head on a swivel.
01:03:10 The drachmakat is here somewhere.
01:03:22 Come on.
01:03:25 This is for my grandmother.
01:03:32 Now it's too soon.
01:03:34 Man, this looks like a great act right here.
01:03:36 Oh shoot.
01:03:48 Did you hear that?
01:03:51 Gornite.
01:04:09 Rip that down.
01:04:15 What is it, boss?
01:04:41 Come on, after the queen.
01:04:46 Pretty dumb trap, eh boss?
01:04:49 Stupid monster.
01:04:52 Careful.
01:04:54 Careful?
01:04:55 Watch the demon gun.
01:05:09 Get me out of this. Get me out.
01:05:11 Come here. Help.
01:05:21 Lord Tidus.
01:05:23 We got attacked.
01:05:26 Tidus.
01:05:27 Something in the tunnel bit me.
01:05:30 And the queen.
01:05:32 I don't feel so good.
01:05:36 The hole I bit. By whom?
01:05:41 Quiet.
01:05:43 Shut up, stupid little bell.
01:06:04 Are you okay, your majesty?
01:06:11 What is that?
01:06:39 We got you.
01:06:51 You want a glass of water?
01:06:53 I seem to have a little drool.
01:06:54 Maybe I could...
01:06:59 I don't have a tissue, but I do have my sleeve.
01:07:01 That's a pretty tight grip.
01:07:05 The queen's a torch.
01:07:07 You must be praying to help.
01:07:11 My other favorite arm.
01:07:14 Demon, what's going on?
01:07:16 You don't want to know.
01:07:17 My arm. My arm.
01:07:19 My beautiful arm.
01:07:22 I've been eaten alive.
01:07:24 Eaten both my arms.
01:07:25 I'm dying.
01:07:35 Don't just stand there.
01:07:39 Kill Olaf.
01:07:41 Kill the queen.
01:07:48 Kill those things.
01:07:56 Who's this?
01:07:57 The orgy of blood is real.
01:07:59 Oh, showers.
01:08:00 Fight. Fight.
01:08:01 Let's get out of here.
01:08:03 A blooming priest.
01:08:05 Get him.
01:08:06 Your minds belong to me.
01:08:17 Attack.
01:08:38 My head.
01:08:44 Mommy, I want to go home.
01:09:01 I told you those peasants would obey me.
01:09:05 What?
01:09:14 Go on. Get him.
01:09:16 Here's your chance, priest.
01:09:28 Shoot him.
01:09:36 Wow.
01:10:05 Strong.
01:10:06 Dracos.
01:10:07 More blood.
01:10:11 Oh, yeah.
01:10:17 That's right.
01:10:19 Come here, ugly.
01:10:23 Good job.
01:10:42 Oh, no, you don't.
01:10:59 I'm going to kill you.
01:11:03 And your little friend.
01:11:09 Your bones are going to--
01:11:23 We have to set the bow.
01:11:25 Do it.
01:11:26 You ready?
01:11:28 On three.
01:11:29 One.
01:11:31 Two.
01:11:35 I don't want to fight anymore.
01:11:41 We're the herbiners.
01:11:45 Guys, don't make a sound.
01:11:56 My hand.
01:11:57 That thing bit my hand.
01:12:01 Come on.
01:12:11 Dig around.
01:12:13 He's not dead.
01:12:15 Of course he's dead.
01:12:17 Isn't he?
01:12:22 I'm sure he's dead.
01:12:27 He's here.
01:12:37 He's just sticking out on the--
01:12:40 Oh, my belly.
01:12:42 What are you doing?
01:12:43 I got your point.
01:13:10 You go, my sweet.
01:13:13 I will handle him.
01:13:31 Feel the wound.
01:13:53 My crock.
01:14:16 It's changing.
01:14:17 Give him one of them.
01:14:19 We got to stop the spread.
01:14:20 Stop the spread?
01:14:22 I'm sorry, buddy.
01:14:27 Don't let him cut me.
01:14:28 I got to cut you.
01:14:30 Don't let him cut me.
01:14:31 Are you crazy?
01:14:39 My toes.
01:14:41 Watch out.
01:14:42 He's going to bite.
01:14:44 Take that.
01:14:46 Get up and fight me.
01:14:52 Get up, you lazy halfwits.
01:14:54 Time for you to join the battle.
01:14:57 Oh, no, you guys.
01:14:59 It's that crazy smokester.
01:15:01 Get me out of here.
01:15:03 Your minds belong to me.
01:15:06 Grab his rope.
01:15:09 Back, demon.
01:15:11 He bit you so real.
01:15:16 Eat this.
01:15:17 Freeze.
01:15:24 You like that?
01:15:25 You like that, huh?
01:15:29 Eat it.
01:15:40 Goodbye, groggy.
01:15:45 Oh, god, it's in my mouth.
01:15:47 Eat it.
01:15:49 You filthy peasant.
01:15:51 Gotcha.
01:15:53 Huh?
01:15:55 Huh?
01:15:57 Huh?
01:16:02 Ah!
01:16:07 Ah!
01:16:12 Ah!
01:16:17 Ah!
01:16:24 Ah!
01:16:34 Take that.
01:16:37 Huh?
01:16:43 Huh?
01:16:47 Ah!
01:16:54 You disgusting white sperm.
01:16:59 It's like he's hungering for our flesh.
01:17:02 There's another one.
01:17:05 Hit him with the knife.
01:17:07 Throw it.
01:17:13 Leg.
01:17:14 Why'd you hit him in the leg?
01:17:16 You're supposed to hit him in the face.
01:17:18 Oh!
01:17:27 Gunas, give me strength.
01:17:39 Ioanna, you all right?
01:17:40 Yes.
01:17:41 Go help Stylsus.
01:17:42 I'll be okay.
01:17:44 Fight.
01:17:45 Fight, you cowards.
01:17:47 Must make sure the dead is paid.
01:17:49 Do I have to do everything myself?
01:17:51 Ah!
01:17:52 Get off me.
01:17:56 My armor.
01:17:58 Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:17:59 Well, bless my barnacles.
01:18:05 Hey, boss, look what I got.
01:18:09 Ow!
01:18:11 Take that.
01:18:13 Yeah.
01:18:14 Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:18:17 Gotcha.
01:18:18 See, I told you I was good at fighting.
01:18:19 Told you I needed one of these.
01:18:21 Move, you idiot.
01:18:22 He's behind you.
01:18:23 Wait.
01:18:24 Ah!
01:18:26 Ah.
01:18:28 [GROANING]
01:18:39 Let's dance.
01:18:42 We need weapons.
01:18:43 How about that?
01:18:44 What are we supposed to do?
01:18:45 Swim in the dirt?
01:18:46 Give that to me.
01:18:48 All right, here we go.
01:18:50 Ah!
01:18:51 Whoa!
01:18:52 Poke the shit out of him.
01:18:55 Poke the shit out of him.
01:18:56 That one right there.
01:18:58 Ah.
01:18:59 Ah.
01:19:01 That must be pain.
01:19:04 Don't think so, brah.
01:19:06 Ha ha.
01:19:07 Yeah.
01:19:08 You go save the boys.
01:19:10 What are you going to do?
01:19:12 Kill the brute.
01:19:14 Ha.
01:19:16 [LAUGHTER]
01:19:19 Oh.
01:19:21 Let's do this.
01:19:23 Ah.
01:19:25 [GROWLING]
01:19:28 [GASP]
01:19:30 Are you OK?
01:19:33 [SCREAMING]
01:19:35 My arm.
01:19:36 Ow.
01:19:37 Ow.
01:19:38 [SCREAMING]
01:19:41 We can't stop them.
01:19:44 Shut up, Kevin and Steph.
01:19:47 Be gone, somebody your own size, brah.
01:19:49 [GROWLING]
01:19:51 Don't let him fight you.
01:19:55 Gnarly.
01:19:57 Grab the hammer.
01:19:59 [GROWLING]
01:20:02 Ah.
01:20:03 Yeah.
01:20:04 [GROWLING]
01:20:07 [GRUNTING]
01:20:09 Oh.
01:20:10 Oh.
01:20:11 [GROWLING]
01:20:14 [GRUNTING]
01:20:17 [GRUNTING]
01:20:20 What are we going to do?
01:20:21 Oh.
01:20:22 Oh.
01:20:23 What have I done?
01:20:25 He's coming down.
01:20:26 No.
01:20:27 [GRUNTING]
01:20:30 End yourself.
01:20:32 God is saving us.
01:20:34 Ah.
01:20:35 He's so strong.
01:20:37 Why?
01:20:38 We can't hold him much longer.
01:20:40 Hurry.
01:20:41 Hurry.
01:20:42 [GRUNTING]
01:20:44 [SCREAMING]
01:20:47 Let's get out of here.
01:20:49 We're going to do this.
01:20:50 He's coming down.
01:20:51 [SCREAMING]
01:20:54 Help me.
01:20:55 Let's get out of here.
01:20:56 Hurry.
01:20:57 [GRUNTING]
01:21:00 [SCREAMING]
01:21:03 [CRASHING]
01:21:06 [EXPLOSION]
01:21:09 [GROANING]
01:21:12 Ha.
01:21:13 You.
01:21:16 [GRUNTING]
01:21:20 [GRUNTING]
01:21:23 [GRUNTING]
01:21:28 [SCREAMING]
01:21:31 [GASPING]
01:21:32 [GRUNTING]
01:21:37 When will it end?
01:21:39 [GRUNTING]
01:21:42 [CHOMPING]
01:21:45 [SCREAMING]
01:21:48 [GRUNTING]
01:21:51 Ugh.
01:21:52 Freeze my blood.
01:21:54 Hey.
01:21:55 Stop it.
01:21:57 [GROWLING]
01:22:00 Come to granny.
01:22:07 [SCREAMING]
01:22:08 Hey.
01:22:09 My torch.
01:22:12 Oh, crap.
01:22:13 [GRUNTING]
01:22:16 Come on.
01:22:19 Fine.
01:22:23 I'll use my hands.
01:22:27 Hi-ya.
01:22:28 Give me that jaw.
01:22:30 Let's see you bite me now.
01:22:33 Take this.
01:22:34 [GRUNTING]
01:22:38 I'm not done with you.
01:22:40 Come here.
01:22:42 Let's take a peek inside.
01:22:45 [GRUNTING]
01:22:49 Gross.
01:22:52 That's right.
01:22:53 Stay down.
01:22:56 My eye.
01:22:57 My eye.
01:22:58 [GRUNTING]
01:23:01 Thank you.
01:23:02 Thank you.
01:23:05 Come on.
01:23:06 [GRUNTING]
01:23:08 [LAUGHING]
01:23:09 Huh?
01:23:10 [GRUNTING]
01:23:12 [GRUNTING]
01:23:14 [GRUNTING]
01:23:21 So you're the Drachmakat.
01:23:23 Huh?
01:23:24 Is the legend really true?
01:23:27 [GRUNTING]
01:23:29 Is your body a cage for many souls?
01:23:35 [GRUNTING]
01:23:36 How long have they waited for death?
01:23:45 [GRUNTING]
01:23:50 You can't kill me.
01:23:51 I have the armor to protect me.
01:23:58 [GRUNTING]
01:23:59 And I kill who I choose.
01:24:02 [GRUNTING]
01:24:05 [SIGHING]
01:24:10 Let's see.
01:24:12 Hmm.
01:24:13 Who should I kill first?
01:24:16 That's a good boy.
01:24:17 Get up.
01:24:18 Now, let's choose.
01:24:20 [GROWLING]
01:24:23 Hitty bitty, tiny fly, I am death.
01:24:28 And I choose your ugly little friend--
01:24:33 Huh?
01:24:34 --to be the next to die.
01:24:38 [GRUNTING]
01:24:39 Oh?
01:24:40 Come and get them.
01:24:42 [GRUNTING]
01:24:44 [GRUNTING]
01:24:47 [GRUNTING]
01:24:50 [GRUNTING]
01:24:52 [SCREAMING]
01:24:53 [GRUNTING]
01:24:54 [GASPING]
01:24:56 We have to go back for Johnny.
01:24:58 It's too late for him.
01:24:59 We can still save Granny.
01:25:01 Come on.
01:25:02 What are we doing?
01:25:03 [GROWLING]
01:25:04 [SCREAMING]
01:25:05 [SCREAMING]
01:25:08 [GROWLING]
01:25:11 [GRUNTING]
01:25:14 [GASPING]
01:25:17 You foul beast!
01:25:19 I never liked you any more!
01:25:21 [GROWLING]
01:25:23 [GASPING]
01:25:24 [COUGHING]
01:25:26 Kill me.
01:25:28 [COUGHING]
01:25:31 Kill me.
01:25:33 [COUGHING]
01:25:36 Who's there?
01:25:37 Goodbye.
01:25:38 Please.
01:25:39 Please.
01:25:40 My friend.
01:25:41 Even.
01:25:42 No.
01:25:43 [GASPING]
01:25:46 [GROANING]
01:25:49 [GASPING]
01:25:52 [SCREAMING]
01:25:55 [GASPING]
01:25:58 [GASPING]
01:26:01 [SIGHS]
01:26:03 [GROWLING]
01:26:06 [GROWLING]
01:26:09 [SCREAMING]
01:26:12 [GASPING]
01:26:15 [GROWLING]
01:26:17 [GROANING]
01:26:20 [GRUNTING]
01:26:22 You!
01:26:23 Ah!
01:26:24 Stay down!
01:26:25 [GRUNTING]
01:26:28 [GRUNTING]
01:26:29 Want more, huh?
01:26:32 [GRUNTING]
01:26:35 [GROANING]
01:26:36 Get back!
01:26:37 No.
01:26:38 I'm the king.
01:26:40 Go back.
01:26:42 [GRUNTING]
01:26:45 [GRUNTING]
01:26:48 [GRUNTING]
01:26:51 [LAUGHING]
01:26:54 [YELLING]
01:26:57 [GRUNTING]
01:26:59 Oh.
01:27:00 Whoa.
01:27:01 [GROWLING]
01:27:04 [GROWLING]
01:27:07 [GRUNTING]
01:27:10 Oh.
01:27:11 Oh.
01:27:12 [GRUNTING]
01:27:15 [GROANING]
01:27:18 [SCREAMING]
01:27:21 [GROANING]
01:27:24 [GASPING]
01:27:25 [GROANING]
01:27:26 That--
01:27:27 [GROANING]
01:27:30 [GROANING]
01:27:33 [GROANING]
01:27:34 I'm sorry.
01:27:37 [GROANING]
01:27:39 [GASPING]
01:27:40 [GROANING]
01:27:43 [GASPING]
01:27:44 [GASPING]
01:27:45 [GASPING]
01:27:46 [GASPING]
01:27:47 [GROANING]
01:27:49 [CHOMPING]
01:27:51 [CHOMPING]
01:27:54 [CHOMPING]
01:27:58 [SIGHING]
01:28:01 [SIGHING]
01:28:03 [SIGHING]
01:28:06 [CHOMPING]
01:28:08 [GROANING]
01:28:11 [CHOMPING]
01:28:13 [GASPING]
01:28:15 My boy.
01:28:18 God.
01:28:19 Elena.
01:28:20 [GASPING]
01:28:21 It's over.
01:28:23 Let's go home.
01:28:25 [SIGHING]
01:28:26 [GROANING]
01:28:28 [SIGHING]
01:28:31 [GULPING]
01:28:34 [WATER SPLASHING]
01:28:37 [WATER SPLASHING]
01:28:40 [SOBBING]
01:28:41 I'm sorry.
01:28:44 I'm sorry.
01:28:45 I'm sorry I failed you, my friend.
01:28:48 [SOBBING]
01:28:51 [SOBBING]
01:28:54 [SOBBING]
01:28:59 [GASPING]
01:29:01 Oh, my foot.
01:29:03 Oh, my body.
01:29:06 [GROANING]
01:29:08 Come on, Grandpa.
01:29:09 Is it over now?
01:29:10 It's over.
01:29:11 Let's go home.
01:29:12 Let's get out of here.
01:29:13 It's going to take us a while to rebuild.
01:29:15 I need a bandage.
01:29:16 [GROANING]
01:29:19 Let's go home.
01:29:20 Yeah.
01:29:21 Let's go home.
01:29:22 [GROANING]
01:29:23 I've got you.
01:29:25 [GROANING]
01:29:27 [GROANING]
01:29:30 [GROANING]
01:29:33 [GROANING]
01:29:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29:39 [GROANING]
01:29:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29:45 [GROANING]
01:29:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29:51 [GROANING]
01:29:54 [GROANING]
01:29:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:00 [GROANING]
01:30:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:13 And so the battle was ended.
01:30:18 Any moment now, guys.
01:30:20 Look.
01:30:21 In the village, their faith in the crown was restored.
01:30:26 And they chose a new leader based not on fear,
01:30:31 but on the strength of her character.
01:30:35 Send out word that the weapons of power are gone forever.
01:30:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:01 As for Frank and Zed, that is their tale,
01:31:07 the story of their time together.
01:31:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:15 Of course, there is another story, that of a man
01:31:26 finally reunited with his wife.
01:31:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:39 And the story of the people, the hand, the foot, the eyes,
01:31:47 the leg, their souls finally set free.
01:31:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:31:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:32:06 [MUSIC]
01:32:31 [MUSIC]
01:32:41 >> Should have been fast.
01:32:50 >> Huh?
01:32:51 >> Huh?
01:32:52 [MUSIC]
01:32:58 >> No, no, the queen.
01:32:59 >> What?
01:33:00 >> I'll get you into this well.
01:33:01 >> All right.
01:33:02 Here.
01:33:03 [MUSIC]
01:33:07 >> Wait.
01:33:08 Just.
01:33:09 Perfect, perfect.
01:33:11 Great idea.
01:33:12 [MUSIC]
01:33:15 >> The queen will never get me in this well.
01:33:17 [MUSIC]
01:33:23 >> Ow, my little toe.
01:33:26 [MUSIC]
01:33:34 >> Ready and action.
01:33:36 [MUSIC]
01:33:41 >> Yeah, get the hammer.
01:33:42 Get it, get it, get it.
01:33:43 There we go.
01:33:44 Now we got it.
01:33:45 [MUSIC]
01:33:55 [SCREAM]
01:34:12 >> But something in the castle yet draws breath.
01:34:16 >> You're both gonna die.
01:34:18 >> You working?
01:34:21 You broke it.
01:34:22 I messed up my line, my lord.
01:34:25 >> I'm about to see a lobotomy.
01:34:28 >> Here it comes.
01:34:30 [MUSIC]
01:34:37 [LAUGH]
01:34:38 [MUSIC]
01:34:42 >> I'm classically trained and this is what they do to me.
01:34:45 [MUSIC]
01:34:55 >> Honey, I'm home.
01:34:57 [MUSIC]
01:35:00 >> Action.
01:35:01 [MUSIC]
01:35:03 >> Riff.
01:35:04 [MUSIC]
01:35:06 >> Left.
01:35:07 [MUSIC]
01:35:13 >> My brother, that means you're like my love.
01:35:16 >> All right.
01:35:18 [BLEEP]
01:35:19 [MUSIC]
01:35:24 >> One, two, three, whack.
01:35:27 Yeah.
01:35:29 [LAUGH]
01:35:31 Yes, yes.
01:35:33 [MUSIC]
01:35:43 [LAUGH]
01:35:46 [MUSIC]
01:35:58 >> You're excited for blood.
01:36:00 [MUSIC]
01:36:03 >> And action.
01:36:04 [MUSIC]
01:36:07 >> And he steps in.
01:36:09 [MUSIC]
01:36:14 [LAUGH]
01:36:16 [MUSIC]
01:36:27 >> Did blood come out?
01:36:28 [MUSIC]
01:36:31 >> And action.
01:36:32 [MUSIC]
01:36:35 >> Almost.
01:36:36 [MUSIC]
01:36:39 >> Pull it out of the gut.
01:36:40 [MUSIC]
01:36:43 >> Drop it, drop it, drop it.
01:36:45 [MUSIC]
01:36:48 >> There we go.
01:36:49 [MUSIC]
01:36:55 >> The ring is bigger than the entire set.
01:36:58 [MUSIC]
01:37:02 >> Fuck, not that way.
01:37:03 [MUSIC]
01:37:06 >> Almost.
01:37:07 [MUSIC]
01:37:10 >> Action.
01:37:11 [MUSIC]
01:37:15 >> Two, one.
01:37:16 [MUSIC]
01:37:19 >> Ah.
01:37:20 [MUSIC]
01:37:30 [LAUGH]
01:37:31 [MUSIC]
01:37:59 >> I think that's better killed.
01:38:00 ♪ Go, better get out ♪
01:38:02 - You guys are dead.
01:38:02 (laughing)