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00:00 I think you know it. You kinda know it. If you quit tonight, it's over.
00:04 What's over?
00:05 Jerry F. Dark's cancelled.
00:06 And I'm gonna give the show to someone else who won't quit.
00:08 You like to quit.
00:10 I quit once. Show me a stream I quit.
00:12 I'm giving out $20,000 to one person in the chat if I quit this stream.
00:17 $20,000!
00:18 We will have liftoff.
00:20 [Music]
00:29 So what's the game plan for tonight?
00:31 Kaelin Clark challenge. Break the record.
00:33 I got a hit. I think she had 500 and something threes. I'm not sure how many.
00:37 I did it yesterday. I did 25 shots from the top. Made 18 out of 25.
00:41 Those lights out. Couldn't miss.
00:43 So I was like, I'm gonna do this challenge easy. But now I slept on it.
00:46 500's a lot of threes.
00:48 Are you gonna flop to draw a technical foul?
00:50 Yeah.
00:51 Before one of the free throws?
00:52 Okay. Just making sure. Let's make it authentic.
00:55 Yeah. The last shot, I want to hit from where she hit it.
00:58 Which is somewhere over there. That area, right?
00:59 Jerry is way better at basketball than I think most people realize.
01:03 I'm worried about the fatigue aspect.
01:05 But if he sits down and really thinks about it, comes up with a strategy, and then sticks to it,
01:09 I think he'll be fine. But as we know, that's not how Jerry operates.
01:13 Shut it down. Shut the stream down. Shut it down. It's over. It's over.
01:17 Shut it the fuck down, Iceman! Shut it down!
01:20 But his basketball ability, I believe in.
01:21 There's just no way this goes past six hours. There's no way.
01:25 Lasassi knows I'm gonna shoot her with it.
01:26 Why are we switching it to Lasassi now?
01:28 How many points is it?
01:29 3,685.
01:31 You'd have to hit 1,079 layups.
01:33 Cake! 1,000 layups? I did that in middle school, bro.
01:38 I've doubted almost every challenge that you've completed.
01:41 I doubted that needle in a haystack was possible.
01:44 Pretty much everything that you've actually done, I've been like, "That's impossible."
01:48 Weeballing, I was like, "That will never happen."
01:50 Everything I've doubted, you've done.
01:51 Let's say I'm 20%. How many attempts is that from three?
01:55 Do you know how to do that math, Lucas?
01:56 Yeah. 2,545 shots if you shot 20%.
02:01 Shit.
02:02 Hey, order Icy Hot. Somebody get Icy Hot.
02:04 Icy Hot?
02:05 Yeah, I need Icy Hot.
02:06 Six hours.
02:08 I've had water in my ear for two weeks.
02:11 I'm gonna show you how much I'm gonna shoot her.
02:13 It's easy.
02:15 He's in the jersey!
02:16 That was sick.
02:17 Schwap!
02:18 I think you know it.
02:20 You kinda know it.
02:21 If you quit tonight, it's over.
02:25 I'm not quitting.
02:26 Sketch wasn't a quit.
02:28 I'm just saying, if you quit tonight, it's over.
02:31 What's over?
02:31 Jerry After Dark's canceled.
02:32 I never quit!
02:33 No, no, no, but I'm just saying, if you quit tonight, it's over.
02:36 Like, it's canceled and it's a canceled show that then you have to deal with the repercussions
02:40 of having a canceled show.
02:41 Alright, fine.
02:42 And I'm gonna give the show to someone else who won't quit.
02:44 White Sox' Dave After Dark would be electric.
02:46 Maybe I'll do it and I won't quit every Tuesday.
02:48 I don't quit every Tuesday.
02:49 I'm just saying, if you quit tonight, it's over.
02:52 I mean, there should be some type of reward.
02:55 Like, "Hey, Jerry, you don't quit tonight?
02:56 You get a steak."
02:57 No!
02:57 You don't get a reward for doing your job.
02:59 You get a steak.
03:00 You don't?
03:00 Alright.
03:01 You get a steak.
03:02 Great.
03:02 I wanna be clear.
03:03 It's not quit.
03:04 Jerry quits.
03:05 He gets to quit the show.
03:06 No, no, it's a canceled show.
03:08 That matters for his payment, you know, for when he wants to go into contract extension,
03:12 all this stuff.
03:13 It's a canceled show.
03:14 It's not quitting.
03:15 Alright, good.
03:16 Sketch wasn't a quit.
03:17 I didn't quit Brandon Walker Street.
03:19 I didn't quit Needle in the Haystack.
03:20 I didn't quit Wee Bowling.
03:21 Well, you didn't quit Needle in the Haystack because I was there.
03:23 I would never quit.
03:24 I'm jealous.
03:25 I wanna do tonight's stream.
03:26 I'd rather do it.
03:27 These people, these people.
03:30 I'd say it's probably gonna be 12 hours.
03:32 But what do I know?
03:35 I'm just a baller.
03:36 Can you guys just give me five minutes so we can see what my pace would be for five?
03:41 One.
03:52 There they do it.
03:53 Yeah.
03:54 Four.
03:55 Hey, give me this one.
03:57 Five.
03:58 Eight.
04:00 Nine.
04:02 11.
04:04 One more.
04:09 Yeah, five.
04:12 I wanna try.
04:13 Yeah.
04:14 Four.
04:20 Five.
04:21 Six.
04:23 Seven.
04:25 Eight.
04:27 Nine.
04:29 Ten.
04:31 11.
04:33 12.
04:35 13.
04:37 14.
04:39 15.
04:41 16.
04:43 17.
04:45 18.
04:48 I'm gonna fall super direction.
04:49 He's gonna be gassed tonight.
04:50 That's gonna be like eight hours plus.
04:52 But you have to keep going.
04:53 You have to stay hot.
04:54 There's no way you can stay hot for that long.
04:55 You get really tired.
04:56 Yeah, a hundred and hour.
04:57 We were sweating in five minutes.
04:58 So, oh, there he is.
04:59 A hundred and hour.
05:00 You got this.
05:01 I put my reputation on the line.
05:03 If you quit, what?
05:05 What's that?
05:06 What's that mean?
05:07 I think I can hit 250 free throws in an hour.
05:09 This is gonna be a short stream.
05:11 I think it'll be six hours.
05:12 It's gonna take multiple minutes.
05:14 Like, there's no way.
05:15 It'll take six hours.
05:16 Do you see my follow-up tweet?
05:18 If you quit, show's canceled.
05:20 I'm gonna come in tomorrow first thing in the morning
05:22 and just do the challenge.
05:23 We're gonna fire it up and we'll just do it.
05:25 This is like easy.
05:26 You do wet for me.
05:28 Do you know how much fun this is gonna be?
05:30 I wish I was doing it.
05:31 This is so much fun.
05:32 I'm gonna have fun.
05:33 Being able to shoot shots for fucking ten hours
05:35 while someone rebounds for you, that's a dream.
05:37 Yeah.
05:38 So you better not quit.
05:39 I'm not gonna quit.
05:40 And I wanna text.
05:41 I wanna text at three in the morning being like,
05:43 "This chat, I just can't do it anymore."
05:45 "The chat's gonna be over there.
05:46 I ain't even gonna read it.
05:47 I'm gonna shoot it over here."
05:48 And then after they stream Pops,
05:49 then I'm gonna ask for a new contract.
05:51 With Davey Buck.
05:52 Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
05:54 That's gonna be...
05:55 I signed a bad deal.
05:56 He fucked me.
05:57 Are you sure?
05:58 'Cause I can say the numbers right now.
06:00 Go for the number.
06:01 It'd make everyone at this company puke
06:03 if I say the numbers.
06:04 If I say the number right now,
06:05 I swear to God Bosco would rip every hair out of his head
06:08 by midnight tonight.
06:10 Roughly.
06:11 All this math there is in spreadsheet gurus
06:13 have ruined the integrity of these streams
06:16 'cause it all becomes a question
06:18 and they just complicate it.
06:20 I think he'll be done in...
06:21 Originally it was 13 and a half.
06:22 I'm gonna go 12, under 12.
06:24 Would you like to quit?
06:26 I quit once.
06:27 You told me to stream, I quit.
06:28 Brandon streamed.
06:29 They quit.
06:30 Valerie streamed.
06:31 I quit.
06:32 Sketch streamed.
06:33 That wasn't a quit.
06:34 You could've easily stayed.
06:35 A quit.
06:36 Fine, I'll give you the quit.
06:37 Hockey you squirted.
06:38 I was in pain.
06:39 Yep.
06:40 Your attitude quit in the bowling.
06:41 I hit it.
06:42 It doesn't matter, your attitude was a quit.
06:44 You quit.
06:45 Four quit.
06:46 Four.
06:47 And you've done like 16 total?
06:48 That's all I know.
06:49 No, that's a quarter of them quit.
06:52 Wow.
06:55 Hey guys.
06:56 Hello.
06:57 Hey, nice to meet you.
06:58 Very nice to meet you.
06:59 This way, sit.
07:00 Oh, this is my house.
07:01 Welcome to Chicago.
07:03 I'm Brianna, I don't know if we've ever met.
07:05 Nice to meet you.
07:06 How are you?
07:07 Hey.
07:08 Brianna Triggerfried.
07:09 What's up?
07:10 Nice to see you.
07:11 How are you?
07:12 Good to see you.
07:13 Good to see you too.
07:14 Oh yeah, Zach has a show.
07:15 Oh nice.
07:16 Hey Kat.
07:17 What's up?
07:18 How we doing?
07:19 When's the concert?
07:20 Tomorrow, Wednesday, and Thursday.
07:21 I've been listening to it like nonstop like last month.
07:22 Like this guy rocks.
07:23 Yeah, he rocks.
07:24 And anything you need, I'm in.
07:25 Alright, thanks man.
07:26 Let's pick Kat, we go way back.
07:27 Are there any women at this office or no?
07:28 Five.
07:29 Five total?
07:30 This is way nicer than the New York office.
07:31 So much nicer.
07:32 And everyone's like, "Oh, you're a woman."
07:33 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:34 I'm like, "Oh, you're a woman."
07:35 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:36 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:37 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:38 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:39 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:40 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:41 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:42 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:43 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:44 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:45 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:46 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:47 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:48 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:49 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
07:50 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
08:16 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
08:43 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:11 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:12 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:13 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:14 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:15 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:16 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:17 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:18 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:19 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:20 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:21 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:22 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:23 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:24 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:25 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:26 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
09:52 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:18 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:46 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:47 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:48 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:49 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:50 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:51 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:52 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:53 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:54 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:55 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:56 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:57 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:58 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
10:59 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:00 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:01 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:22 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:23 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:24 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:25 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:26 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:27 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:28 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:29 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:30 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:31 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:32 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:33 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:34 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:35 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:36 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:37 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:38 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:39 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:40 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:41 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:42 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:43 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:44 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
11:45 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
12:11 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
12:37 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:02 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:30 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:32 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:33 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:34 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:35 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:36 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:37 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:38 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:39 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:40 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:41 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:42 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:43 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:44 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:45 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
13:46 I'm like, "No, I'm a woman."
14:12 That's concussion protocol.
14:13 He's dead.
14:14 Fuck!
14:15 First step.
14:16 Fuck.
14:17 That's a pick!
14:18 Fuck.
14:19 How do you stop that?
14:20 You can't.
14:21 Oh!
14:22 This is setting up for heartbreak.
14:23 Are you serious?
14:24 You son of a bitch.
14:25 Oh my God.
14:26 Nobody said it'd be easy.
14:27 This is the game right here.
14:28 Yes!
14:29 Yes!
14:30 Yes!
14:31 Horns down, bitch.
14:32 Horns down.
14:33 It's too easy.
14:34 Yeah, cry, bitch.
14:35 Horns down, bitch.
14:36 Horns down.
14:37 It's too easy.
14:38 Yeah, cry, bitch.
14:39 Well, I'm trying not to get soda on myself.
14:50 Can we, like, do some CGI?
14:53 (laughing)