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00:00Brawny James checked in with his dad last night. Everybody loves to crap on the brawn
00:05but the moment where
00:06They were like by the court and you could see him giving him like words of encouragement like it up
00:10I don't know. I felt something and it's beautiful because brawny earned to that roster totally
00:20My god
00:24That's the coolest thing I've ever done yeah, that's like a linebacker clap, it's the rundown Wednesday, October
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02:01All right, run down of athletes speaking of athletes
02:04Brawny James. Mm-hmm the son of LeBron. Yes
02:09Checked in with his dad last night Kate. I know you're gonna get soft on us. Yep. I
02:15Something about
02:18Two really rich guys. Yeah playing basketball together. That gets me. Yeah, I don't always said that though
02:24I have always said that no, it was kind of cool
02:27Everybody loves to crap on LeBron
02:29but the moment where
02:31They were like by the court and you could see him giving him like words of encouragement like it up
02:34I don't know. I felt something and it's beautiful because Brawny earned that roster totally totally
02:39How do they not like dap up like give a huge embrace?
02:44I mean do it the amount of things that LeBron is done for the camera over the years and not
02:49To have a huge hug at center court is crazy
02:52I think he wanted to play it up like this was like that. They were expecting this the whole time
02:57Like just business as usual. I don't know. Maybe Brawny was like dad. You're fucking embarrassing
03:03You're like not even really looking at each other when you go on the yeah when you're 80 and he's like 55. Yeah
03:09Yeah, I I wouldn't want to work with my dad
03:11No
03:16Yeah, oh well no, that'll be an odd podcast we go crazy baby tails from the crib. Oh my god little coffin flop. Mm-hmm
03:24My dad's spread blue butt cheeks flying in the wind
03:27But we in the military gets that every now and then you get a dad at war with his son. That's a lot more sad
03:36They're checking in together, let's go let's take out these other father
03:42Sure, thank you. We're doing we're getting in the game now. Yeah, just like alley-ooping a grenade or something
03:48Heartwarming. Wow, he filled his son's car with fruity pebbles as a prank. That was very blatantly fake, right?
03:56That's I thought is this an ad for food?
03:58Because the box is like slid out facing out. But I think on the social media post it had a hashtag
04:04I
04:07Would have preferred Reese's Puffs where my dad to fill my car with yeah
04:11I think that would be easier to clean easier clean because the fruity power
04:15I mean that really was somebody some poor intern had to spend two days
04:20Opening I'm gonna say that's 300 boxes of fruity pebbles. Yeah, right. That's a good guess. Do you think they don't I'm very dumb
04:27I don't know CGI technology
04:29Do you think it was actual real fruity pebbles? That's one take for them to open it. I know. Oh, you're right
04:34I want to believe I want to believe
04:37The prank isn't real, but I would love it if they actually did fill the car
04:39Yeah with I also believe that he had to eat them all before he could get to the court
04:44Yeah, it's a whole thing
04:45I had a whole fruity pebbles are crazy because like that's where kids get the Flintstones from now that and vitamins
04:51My son still takes the vitamins. Yeah. Yeah, they're great. They're delicious. Yeah, they're great
04:55I every now and then as a treat pop one real quick. Oh, yeah a Dino Dino tasted the best to me
05:00That's the purple one, right? That's the purple boy. Yeah anything purples better
05:03I feel like you think so. Yeah
05:06lollipops popsicles
05:08Gatorade
05:09You're a grape fan. I am okay
05:12exposed
05:13Gave it away
05:15Chaps known grapist
05:20All right, the Chiefs got DeAndre Hopkins the rich get richer
05:27He's 32 years old that's ancient he's old
05:30I hate DeAndre Hopkins. Do you he absolutely destroyed the Jaguars a decade? Yeah, so I can't stand him
05:38but like
05:40Yeah, and do you what are your thoughts on the Chiefs? I don't like them either already six and oh
05:45They don't have very good wide receivers
05:47Is he what I guess he is what they need because they have all those little speedy guys, right?
05:51He and then they need a big body in the end zone
05:53Yeah him I mean that's pretty tough to go Travis Kelsey and Hopkins both really really good in the end zone
06:00Yeah, big reaches big targets. Yeah, they're like Mahomes has actually not been playing well, and they're six and oh, yeah
06:06Which is very scary
06:08They had a lot of length on the court with Noah Gray with Travis Kelly
06:11I think it's a big guys and then if the speed of like Xavier worthy, yeah
06:15Okay, how much money is he making off this people were saying the rich get richer and they're talking about money
06:20Oh, I'm talking about rich get richer as in Chiefs
06:23Won Super Bowls and they get better. Oh
06:25Okay, Katie sports
06:28No, but they're also millionaires, but you see making like it so he was just a free agent floating out. No, no for the Titans
06:34Oh
06:35Katie sports. Yeah
06:37Yeah, I don't know. My main question was like, oh, is he gonna become friends with Travis and Taylor?
06:42So yeah, they tuned. I'll keep watching. No, they I'd imagine that is like a bonus for players like, okay
06:49I can up my social profile. Yeah, at least their kids would be amped. Yeah. Yeah, that's true
06:54If you have a daughter you want to play for that team. I bet that is a thing
06:58Oh, yeah
06:58I bet the girlies I think the Chiefs have a ton of girl fans now and merch is probably every airport I go to I see
07:05Like Taylor Swift like cute lettering like cute girls and cute Chiefs clothes and I'm like, that's Taylor
07:11My wife wears that hoodie that has like his number 87 made out of friendship bracelet. Oh, yeah all the time. Really? Mm-hmm and
07:18The Jaguars need if the Jaguars want fans
07:22Don't do this. They need DeAndre Hopkins or no that one of your players needs to date
07:30Christian Kirk needs to start dating a pop star do a leap up Jags only draft players that are dating their high school sweethearts
07:36Yeah, that's your Trevor Lawrence married. Yeah, yeah the Jags the Jags get should get the celebrity singer. They deserve
07:42Well, we had one of the celebrity love or Macy Gray
07:46Yeah
07:50One of the biggest celebrities of all times the Jag guy Paul McCartney he's a Jags fan
07:55Oh, yeah, cuz I played in London because I have my kids name is McCartney. I have a yellow submarine tattoo
07:59He was riding down Abbey Lane on a bicycle wearing a Jags hat and I almost came. Oh
08:06Speaking of your tattoos one day. I was I just saw the lower half of your the Jaguar
08:11Mm-hmm, and I was really amped up because I thought you got the the Fruit Stripes gum mascot Yipes
08:19Is it back yet and they brought it back
08:22I think it's you can still find I think they stopped producing it like 96
08:25But they still haven't sold out because every every package of stripes is covered in the thickest layer of dust
08:31Oh, yeah, but I thought you were yikes. Stop dude. I was like, oh fuck. Yeah, Chad
08:34I might you might have to get him
08:39Little BJ
08:41Yeah, that would be sick, yeah, but uh good for the Chiefs they really deserve that
08:47In very sad news to Sean Watson, you know, he did Tara's Achilles and
08:52Jameis Winston is starting
08:54Yeah, that's great news for PMT great news for PMT for the songs
09:00Other than that, I mean will he be good? I don't know but I'm happy to see interviews
09:04I'm dumb explain Jimmy's with Winston to me. He is a
09:09He's a quarterback that was drafted first overall never really really panned out
09:14He's a backup for the Browns now, and he is every interview he has
09:20Unintentionally, he says something hilarious. Okay. He's a goofball
09:25Any speaks like he's walking through like TJ Maxx and seeing signs and that's the only thing
09:31He's like the most quarterback speaky kind of guy. Okay, super nice when he came here to the office
09:37Just incredibly nice. No, no matter what he's talking about. He has the tone that he's giving a motivational speech, right?
09:44So it could be like when he was when I was talking about I thought that was yikes
09:48He was like I look down at your arm and we rallied together and and I was mistaken
09:52But you had my back when I thought that was the zebra from fruit stripes
09:56You had my back and correcting me not forever appreciate you for that
09:59Yeah, and it's it's like everything his tone everything is he's funny
10:02Yeah, I love that and like he has weird warm-ups where he's shaking his ass. Mm-hmm
10:07Yeah, yeah, just shaking his ass. So I
10:11Hope he pants. Yeah, yeah, will this be his first Sunday or did he play last Sunday to you know?
10:17So Watson hurt his ankle and there are his Achilles
10:21You cheering that too. Sorry. No, that's a fine. I know he's gonna have to go to PT. I know
10:27No, and then Dorian Thompson, yeah, I did and he got hurt
10:31So now Winston cuz Winston I got knocked down to the third string. I got a good feeling about this
10:36Yeah, considering I just learned about him. I feel like he's gonna really do great. Yeah, but he's on the Browns
10:43Which means the bar is lower for doing great bar is very low
10:46They might be the worst to me and experience some of the same allegations as Deshaun did but just one just one just one
10:53Every quarterback gets one. Yeah, you got one. Yeah, that's fine. Nice guy. I'm a Steeler fan
11:00You got one
11:03All right, Benjamin
11:04Now you better be done a little me better quit it. Yeah knock it off guy
11:10Caitlin Clark. Yeah face of the WNBA some say
11:14Could make one hundred and fifty million dollars to play in a brand new 3v3 women's basket basketball league
11:21Do you think she's top five face of basketball period I
11:26Think so. I think right now I bet you
11:30My grandma doesn't know who she is, but has heard the name
11:33Yeah
11:33NBA like play I think NBA fans would be like Joel Embiid you show my mom a picture of Joel Embiid and my mom
11:40Picture of Caitlin Clark. She's I would bet she's more likely to know Caitlin Clark. Yeah, she's been uh, she you can't escape it
11:47You can't escape it. I will go like you were seeing
11:51Chiefs stuff. I'll see like an Iowa Caitlin Clark Jersey in any city in America. Yeah, right. It's unbelievable. Um,
11:58150 million
11:59Wait, you have to leave the WNBA. It's a 3v3
12:03Is this like a like a rich?
12:06Saudi Arabia dude who just loves to watch
12:09Like what is happening here? I say this with love
12:12But where is that money coming from because we don't even want to watch I don't want to watch a pro men's 3v3 league
12:17I don't know. I just I don't know Caitlin Clark salary. I know Angel Reese was making
12:2175,000 this year the same is it about I think she made but with endorsement, I think she made under a hundred. Yeah
12:27Crazy, I mean, she definitely is rich like she definitely heard
12:32Nike was crazy. Yeah, the big one the biggest woman's shoe deal ever
12:35So I know the money right here is significantly more than her WNBA, but would she?
12:41Would she lose relevance playing in a brand new league? I don't think so. I do
12:47Don't think it would if she went there there is a chance that that would become more watched than the WNBA
12:53Because because it also might push some other people to go but what is this league?
12:59Is it a current league is it a brand new I don't know
13:02yeah, did I have my
13:05inaugural because one of the things because her salary from what I read was only a million dollars a year like she would get
13:11About a million dollars, but that 350 would be come from revenue sharing like so they would give her
13:17Equity in the entire league and that's how she would end up making her money. So it'd be like a return on her investment
13:23Okay, that'll be interesting Wow
13:25So she if she went out and like really pumped it up and did a whole lot of promo
13:29But that doesn't seem like her style like she's not out on social media making all kinds of clips. Yeah, she's kind of locked in. I
13:36Wonder playing golf. I guess they would poach a bunch of other big players
13:40Do you like I wonder if they would ask Angel Reese to be in the lead?
13:42Because those two almost hap they're almost bound together for the rest of their careers. Oh wait Dave Portnoy
13:49Everyone wants a bit first
13:50It was ice cube offering five million dollar contract for her to play in the big three leave then
13:54League then Dave Portnoy doubled the big three offer with ten million. Yeah
13:58Oh, yeah to play in coach Clemmer for a season. Okay. Okay. No, she would be in our intramural league. Oh, wait
14:04Oh, there's a looming WNBA lockout. Yeah, because they they had opted out of their contract because
14:10How well the league did this year and other people were pointing out that it lost 40 million dollars in revenue this year
14:16But that happens and but the players are I mean, they're not making enough money for like Angel Reese was saying she was I mean
14:24She got like $8,000 apartment, but she was like my
14:26Salary covered by that. Yeah
14:31Blush Kate blush. Thank you. This deal is nothing to sneeze at. Oh, I fell right into your trap
14:37I would say I'm the number two Caitlin Clark fan founded by two one being Dave. Yeah
14:45Okay, if I was her I want to say I would like stick with the WM but I think I would take the money
14:50I want a pontoon boat. Yeah, she could play. It's basically like just staying in shape. Yeah, I
14:55Think she should go to the MNBA and see how she plays against the fellas. Yeah
15:01Probably pretty it'll be I think that if they should
15:05Can she
15:07That'd be tough. Yeah a little short
15:09I think
15:10dudes would line up across the country and pay like
15:14500 bucks just to go one-on-one against Caitlin Clark and see if they could beat her like that dude from Friday beers
15:18Yeah, Oh Ronnie Deutsch. Yeah run to the program. Yes
15:22I think she could make more money doing that do that Caitlin Clark
15:26Just do a cross-country tour where dudes can challenge you and then you beat them
15:29I bet she would make a shit ton of money if she did that Oh big-time not she wouldn't be touching 150 million
15:34Definitely. No, no, that's a lot of pickup games. That's too many. Yeah, that is too many. Maybe she'll do it
15:39Maybe she'll do it. It's interesting quick math. You'd have to do
15:4350,000 games
15:44Okay, never mind that that's too many games
15:46Can you bounce back and she tried this 3v3 league and is like this sucks and just leave her contract and go back to the
15:51WMBA, I think I don't depends on her. I don't know why she would if she's getting revenue sharing though
15:56Yeah, good point interesting, but when the people it's not like in the NBA on her trajectory
16:02She would make five hundred million dollars billion dollars over the course of the career. Yeah
16:06The WNBA doesn't have those finances. So if she gets an opportunity to make fifty million dollars
16:11I feel like I don't think you anybody could blame her. You have to do that
16:14I know but it's like the guys that look down on people at live like you're taking a five hundred million dollar contract
16:20Like yes are don't ask me where the money's coming from. I don't care
16:23Yeah, everything is bad. No matter what brand you buy. It's yeah lead to somebody that you don't and if you're taking that money
16:29You're like people going to live her almost like Robin Hood. Like I'm gonna take your money. That's right, dude
16:34Give me all those guys have a thousand less cool leopards in their houses, right?
16:39Those guys love leopards and Falcons. Thank you. Yeah
16:44I like the videos where they throw a whole raw rotisserie chicken out and then the cat comes flying across the marble floor
16:49It's like living in Jurassic Park. Mm-hmm. Very exciting German pizza place
16:54Got busted for spelling it selling a special pizza that came with a side of cocaine
16:59Okay, they took that from fucking Chile. We had a Chinese place that I do that too. You could get really yeah
17:06They're you could just order cocaine certain bars. I'll have like a cocktail with a little snort
17:10That's pretty cool. It'll pick me up. Yeah, I knew a restaurant that would deliver pills with your food at college
17:16What kind of pills?
17:17Okay, you name it really?
17:20You could get how was the get your mitts on there's no way the pizza is good, though
17:23No, I would love to see Dave do a review of this the cocaine a place
17:28I'll be like the fastest speaking. Okay, very high one sniff. Everybody knows. Yeah. Oh, so you would ask for item number 40
17:36It was like a secret menu item. Oh like that secret place in the Cosmo pizza number 40. Yeah, I'll take pizza number 40
17:45Interesting you think they have good cocaine at a pizza place? Wait, how much was that pizza?
17:5114 ounces of cannabis
17:54I
17:55Don't know how much it was. I don't think it's
17:59290,000 way who wrote this
18:01Don't hey, he called the coke pure disco shit. Is that's a good thing, right? You want your coke to be pure disco shit
18:07Oh, yeah, so yes, I believe so
18:11Interesting, oh, yeah
18:13150 officers ran into the place
18:1622 year old was running it. That's very industrious. Yeah good for him
18:19If more things came with cocaine that like that's a good business model, yeah. Mm-hmm order your new
18:27Your new anus tea we don't have merch anymore
18:33Interesting, yeah, I don't hate it very industrious. Yeah, very industrious
18:38Plantations weapons and a shit-ton. Oh, this was just a this was just a front
18:41I'd imagine he didn't really care too much about the pizza
18:44Yeah
18:45I was like when me and Donnie tried to go do a live stream in Chinatown and they were like you can't record what
18:50We have in here
18:53Everything we have is illegal. Yeah, everything we have like, oh, yeah, we just don't want to see our fake pokemons out there on the street
18:59Yeah, I was just reading trafficking about
19:02People eating trying to find restaurants around O'Hare Airport and that this guy was like every time I try, you know
19:08I'm picking up or dropping off people and I go to these restaurants around O'Hare and it's like they don't want me there and they're
19:13Empty and blah blah blah and all these people in the comments were like it's cuz they're fronts you idiot
19:17They're not real like so don't go there ordering like the fanciest thing. They've got like three options because it's a front
19:23I don't know how true that is, but I want to believe it's fronts. I mean unless they're like, they're good. They're pretty obvious
19:29Yeah, yeah, what's the one in New York City that everyone always talks about? It's like a churro
19:35Restaurant that they're it's like in the most expensive real estate possible, but they just sell like three truck
19:40I mean that place at the old
19:42HQ to that. Do you remember that?
19:44Was like a perfume spot
19:47Thousand-percent was cuz I opened up one of those bottles and I'm pretty sure it was urine inside
19:51Ah, I can't find it
19:52But the one in my hometown there was a dog they were selling high like up and like they were selling a high-end dog houses
19:59Oh, they're only like three in the front, but it was open for a long time. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what everyone says about well
20:07Never mind, maybe they're a sponsor. Oh
20:12Okay, not a front though turns out real business with great things we'll put that one to bed
20:22You know who else is a drug front and sex trafficking front
20:26That put bread on the table
20:39Yeah, that's the news right now after show I guess we'd be remissed they probably are we going to be working with Tate
20:48It's tough, you know, I think it's he's in like a
20:52tough position
20:54Yeah, I feel like it would be he was
20:57Unbelievably entertaining last week he was and I could see how it rubbed the people the wrong way and Tate would be the first
21:02One to tell you he's an asshole. Yeah by design. I
21:07Just well, I don't know where this is going to go
21:10Cuz I think it would be really anticlimactic because he can't once he moves there
21:14It's not like he's gonna keep that up
21:1624-7 because people would kill him and so he'd have to settle into right so be like we made a move here and now everything's
21:22Like I don't know if I ever want to like leave Chicago, I'm just like gonna start a beef with Taylor Lujan
21:28Yeah, you gotta go to Nashville
21:32I don't know. I liked the trading things. Like I would love like you guys said on the act of the day
21:36I'd love fine. We'll send him but we get Roan, you know, yeah, and I guess just nobody
21:42Can control their own lives now? Yeah. Yeah, it makes it more crazy when you think about what pro athletes and people that can be
21:49Yeah, I don't know I mean military until you go live anywhere in the world you're like, all right, oh, yeah, I would never
21:55Feel settled. Yeah, Nikki smokes asked me upstairs. He was like, what would you do if somebody your job told you to move?
22:01I was like, I would be living in Japan at 22. Yeah
22:04I
22:07Would say the moving alone is just so brutal
22:09Even if you have movers to help that it just seems even if you're moving to a significantly like better apartment, right?
22:16Let's say like you get a raise and it's like, oh I can afford to live a I
22:20Would still dread moving. I'll be I don't want to do this
22:23You also feel a little fancy when you are at a spot where they bring movers to your house. Yeah, true
22:29It is nice and it's always awesome the day you move
22:32Like you go into work you leave one apartment and you come back to the other one
22:36Feels pretty cool pretty excited when it's an upgrade. Oh, yeah
22:40When it's a downgrade sad gonna be hard for me to get an upgrade moving from Chicago to New York
22:45Yeah, I don't know where you could
22:46space wise space wise
22:49Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how Tate feels. I don't know how New York feels
22:52I know they are flying Jeff Delo out to make the vote dramatic. He's gonna be reading off. Yeses and noes
22:59Oh, wow, I like
23:01Everybody in New York and I like Tate so I'm just like to talk about one
23:05I feel as if I would bother the other I know I know I like everybody too
23:10It would be tough to find a beef or a drama, but I am becoming a Barstool employee. That's a really good question
23:17Besides Connor my least favorite Barstool employee
23:21Would have to be me
23:31If I ever like had to like I would I would crumple in a beef
23:35Yeah, I know. I've been like if somebody wrote a blog about me
23:38I would like do my response blog be like, yeah, he's right
23:42I'm the worst. Who do you guys hate? No, um
23:49I'm trying to think
23:52Eddie's always up there. I was the first one to pop Eddie and Clem. Yeah, Eddie with a great parking spot at the United Center
23:59Yeah, oh he's right out front
24:01Eddie
24:02Sneakily, he's got insane connections. He's a guy with guys. Yeah, he's got guys all over. He's guys guy
24:09Right. I'm sure are you are you guys anybody's guy? No, I've never been anybody's guy. Nope
24:14I don't think I'm anybody's guy fuck one time wanna be there was there was a Barstool event in Indianapolis
24:20And I have a bunch of cousins there and I tried to be cool and be like, don't worry
24:23I can get you guys like a ton of tickets for this and then I couldn't so I'm not anybody's guy
24:28I waited in line with a friend like a 45 minute line to get into
24:34Some sort of Barstool event. I
24:36It doesn't matter it doesn't matter I have I don't even have
24:43Guys if anyone out there would like to be our guy for something, you know who my what kind of guy game time
24:47Oh game times my guy. I
24:51Act like game times a person like yeah, I'll hit up game time. I'll get us in. Yeah, Billy Irish. I'm coming for you
24:56Are you going? Oh, baby. Yeah, I'm gonna when she sits there. I
25:01Can't wait you sound just like it. Oh, I'd shed a tear with birds of a feather. Do you every time?
25:06Yeah, it's a beautiful song talented woman. Very. All right. That's the it's the Barstool rundown