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00:00:00 [Birds chirping]
00:00:10 [Footsteps]
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00:00:42 [Screaming]
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00:02:02 [Bell ringing]
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00:03:28 We have been expecting you.
00:03:44 [Gunshot]
00:03:50 Please, sit down.
00:04:11 Eat.
00:04:22 [Gunshot]
00:04:25 That's $10,000.
00:04:32 Whose is it?
00:04:34 It's yours.
00:04:44 Our land has been conquered by a barbaric race.
00:04:49 We would like you to escort the present heir to the throne back to our people in Spain so she can help to leave the army and overthrow the barbarians.
00:04:57 For many years a great number of poor people have sacrificed to collect this money.
00:05:06 For what?
00:05:07 For me.
00:05:16 I have the great honor to present Princess Elizabeth Maria de Burgos, direct descendant of one of our most noble families.
00:05:24 And we're willing to pay any amount for her safe conduct to Spain.
00:05:32 Well, I don't know who you are.
00:05:35 I don't know nothing about no barbarians.
00:05:38 Hell, I don't even know what this place Spain is you're talking about.
00:05:43 But I'll tell you one thing.
00:05:46 You raise this pot here, $50,000 gold.
00:05:53 Lady, I'll take you any goddamn place you want to go.
00:05:57 Is that the kind of respect you show for royalty?
00:06:04 Look.
00:06:07 Business is business.
00:06:11 And I happen to be a businessman.
00:06:15 And besides, if I really thought you were a princess, well, I'd ask for $100,000.
00:06:31 [screaming]
00:06:37 Let me go!
00:06:38 [screaming]
00:06:41 Where is the girl?
00:06:42 Leave him alone.
00:06:43 He knows nothing.
00:06:44 Where is she?
00:06:45 [screaming]
00:06:50 Let me go!
00:06:51 [screaming]
00:06:54 What the hell is that supposed to be?
00:07:02 Excuse me, pal.
00:07:05 This belongs to me.
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00:09:10 What's that?
00:09:11 I was sold by the Moors when they came here years ago to help my people conquer the barbarians.
00:09:18 In this place, they once kept the treasure of Rodrigo.
00:09:22 The what?
00:09:23 The treasure of Rodrigo.
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00:14:05 Fire!
00:14:10 [gunfire]
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00:14:28 Fire!
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00:16:23 Fire!
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00:18:36 You butchers! You pigs!
00:18:39 You stupid woman! You don't understand who you're speaking to!
00:18:44 No! You are the one who doesn't understand!
00:18:47 I am a princess, Elizabeth Maria de Burgos.
00:18:51 [growling]
00:18:59 Let me welcome you to Spain and offer you the hospitality of my humble house.
00:19:05 I accept nothing that is already mine. I am the rightful ruler of this land.
00:19:11 You know nothing but an army of dead men!
00:19:15 Look.
00:19:17 [music]
00:19:22 This little woman here fell off her horse a few days back and hurt her head.
00:19:28 Now she's crazy.
00:19:35 Aw, come on, you guys.
00:19:38 If you really think she's a princess, we're all crazy.
00:19:43 She's not a princess. She's an ill-bred bitch!
00:19:46 Now just hold on there.
00:19:48 I'm supposed to get $50,000 for delivering her, whatever she is.
00:19:55 How much is that?
00:19:56 It would buy you 2,000 horses.
00:20:01 Stupid foreigners.
00:20:03 You come to my country and you insult me.
00:20:07 I kill you!
00:20:08 [sword unsheathing]
00:20:13 I told you once. I've told you a hundred times.
00:20:18 You must never lose control in front of the men.
00:20:24 Diego, hang him.
00:20:30 By his feet.
00:20:33 [laughing]
00:20:42 Tie his feet.
00:20:48 [laughing]
00:20:51 Hang him!
00:20:54 [laughing]
00:21:05 Now let's talk this thing over.
00:21:08 We can make a deal.
00:21:11 Hell, I'll take $25,000.
00:21:14 Hang him!
00:21:16 [laughing]
00:21:40 [laughing]
00:22:04 Hey, come back here! Where you going?
00:22:07 Where you going, you bunch of foreigners?
00:22:11 You can't treat a man like this.
00:22:15 Hey, calm me down.
00:22:18 I ain't no goddamn dog.
00:22:22 You fly me to the division.
00:22:25 I'm gonna get you.
00:22:28 I'll kill you.
00:22:30 I'll make sure you don't find no house.
00:22:33 'Cause I ain't leaving this country until I get my damn money.
00:22:40 [cheering]
00:23:02 [laughing]
00:23:16 [cheering]
00:23:45 [cheering]
00:23:55 [cheering]
00:24:15 [cheering]
00:24:33 All mighty Stallion of Rodrigo, we salute you!
00:24:37 [cheering]
00:24:41 We thank you for this victory!
00:24:45 [cheering]
00:25:05 There's the Amir. Get him.
00:25:10 [footsteps]
00:25:33 My name is Morilia. You are among friends.
00:25:38 Well, Annie, I'll tell you.
00:25:43 You sure could use a friend.
00:25:47 [grunting]
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00:27:02 This is the princess's Amir.
00:27:05 The general of her army.
00:27:07 No.
00:27:12 He's dying.
00:27:14 Listen. Ask him about my money, will you?
00:27:18 There's no way to pay you until Rodrigo's treasure has been found.
00:27:22 Look, lady. A deal's a deal.
00:27:26 I was supposed to bring her to you and I did.
00:27:28 And now I want my $50,000.
00:27:31 He's dying.
00:27:33 [music]
00:27:41 Tell us. Tell us the secret of the treasure.
00:27:47 The princess is the only one who can claim the treasure.
00:27:52 Please, Amir, we have to know.
00:27:56 You are dying.
00:27:59 Where is she? Where is the princess?
00:28:07 The mosque of the Sufis.
00:28:21 What did he say?
00:28:24 The mosque of the Sufis.
00:28:27 The what?
00:28:29 It's a temple in the mountains.
00:28:31 Oh, dear God. They got everything in this country.
00:28:36 And what do I got, lady?
00:28:40 Well, I'll tell you what I got.
00:28:42 I got nothing.
00:28:44 Nothing!
00:28:50 [speaking Spanish]
00:28:54 Hurry. We must go.
00:28:56 Hold on there.
00:29:00 What's going on?
00:29:01 Diego's men are searching the town.
00:29:15 [speaking Spanish]
00:29:28 [music]
00:29:38 [screaming]
00:29:48 [music]
00:30:00 You barbarian fellas think it's funny to hang a man by his feet, don't you?
00:30:04 [screaming]
00:30:24 [music]
00:30:38 [screaming]
00:30:44 Now you go back and tell your boss I'm coming in.
00:30:48 Now I want to make a deal about the treasure.
00:30:55 Okay.
00:31:17 This is the ancient fortress of Rodrigo.
00:31:20 All right, you wait for me here.
00:31:22 Be careful.
00:31:24 Gypsy girl, my old lady never raised no dummies.
00:31:30 [horse neighing]
00:31:43 [horse neighing]
00:31:48 [horse neighing]
00:31:58 [horse neighing]
00:32:08 [horse neighing]
00:32:25 Where's your boss?
00:32:27 We'll get that animal out of the way and I'll take you to him.
00:32:56 Eat.
00:32:59 Enough.
00:33:01 Enjoy yourselves!
00:33:04 [screaming]
00:33:14 [gunshots]
00:33:36 Now nobody get nervous.
00:33:41 Because I come in peace.
00:33:58 Take a look at this stuff, chief.
00:34:04 Beads, rifty beads.
00:34:12 Okay.
00:34:16 How about new kind of looking glass?
00:34:22 I bring from big country.
00:34:25 America!
00:34:31 Don't be shy, take it.
00:34:40 All right.
00:34:44 How about this?
00:34:49 That's a nice hat for your wife.
00:34:51 For your six wives.
00:35:03 [laughing]
00:35:05 Oh, looks like you've been robbed in the cradle there, chief.
00:35:08 [grunting]
00:35:16 Now insult me!
00:35:22 First you demand I pay $50,000 for the prisoners!
00:35:33 Then you kill six.
00:35:37 Take off my mask!
00:35:42 And now you dare to tell me...
00:35:50 You got me in jail!
00:35:55 If he kills me, he'll never get the treasure.
00:35:59 Treasure?
00:36:00 What treasure?
00:36:01 The treasure of Rodrigo.
00:36:04 Where?
00:36:05 Where is it?
00:36:06 Give it to me!
00:36:08 I ain't giving him nothing.
00:36:13 You tell him I'll trade him even up.
00:36:16 The princess for the treasure.
00:36:18 I'll kill you!
00:36:19 Diego!
00:36:31 All right.
00:36:33 Take him.
00:36:35 It's yours.
00:36:49 You'd better come with me.
00:36:52 I think it's time we had a little talk.
00:36:54 Have you ever read Shakespeare?
00:36:57 Who?
00:36:59 No, I don't suppose you would know him.
00:37:03 Shakespeare.
00:37:05 He wrote a great many plays.
00:37:07 Hamlet, Othello, Richard the Third.
00:37:10 Dear Richard.
00:37:12 Richard was a very interesting man.
00:37:15 He was a hunchback.
00:37:17 You might say...
00:37:21 He is my idol.
00:37:26 All right, Richard.
00:37:55 Well, thank you.
00:38:06 Oh, you son of a gun.
00:38:11 But how do you pick one of them?
00:38:14 Oh, they're not for me.
00:38:17 They're for them.
00:38:29 But don't they get nervous with those guys watching up there?
00:38:32 No, no.
00:38:33 Those guys are blind.
00:38:37 This guy's a cripple.
00:38:39 A hunchback.
00:38:41 And he's crazy.
00:38:43 Completely crazy.
00:38:46 But he must be doing something right.
00:38:49 Damn.
00:38:51 I've been trying to make a deal with the wrong guy.
00:38:55 Tell me, do you like what you have seen?
00:39:00 Are you kidding, Richard?
00:39:02 I've been waiting all my life for something like that.
00:39:05 Well, perhaps I can arrange for you to have it.
00:39:08 Come with me.
00:39:28 See?
00:39:30 We've taken very good care of your friend.
00:39:34 Now perhaps we can reach some agreement between us.
00:39:41 Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
00:39:43 What about Diego?
00:39:45 Where does he fit in this thing?
00:39:48 Never mind about Diego.
00:39:51 This is between you and I.
00:40:00 Okay, Richard, I...
00:40:01 My name is not Richard!
00:40:06 It's Sombra.
00:40:10 Okay, Sombra.
00:40:13 I know where the treasure is.
00:40:15 But I need the little woman to claim it.
00:40:22 All right.
00:40:25 I'll release her and then we'll go and claim it together.
00:40:30 Partner.
00:40:50 I don't know what kind of arrangement you have made,
00:40:53 but I will not go anywhere with this man.
00:40:56 Now look.
00:40:58 I don't care nothing about him.
00:41:00 I don't care nothing about that treasure.
00:41:03 And I don't care nothing about you.
00:41:05 You don't care nothing about anything.
00:41:07 Right.
00:41:09 I just want to get my money
00:41:11 and get out of this trashy goddamn country of yours.
00:41:15 But you know we can't trust him.
00:41:18 One thing at a time, lady.
00:41:20 One thing at a time.
00:41:34 Oh!
00:42:03 [♪♪♪]
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00:42:51 You girls like to visit the States someday.
00:42:55 Oh, dear God.
00:42:57 They got some ugly looking women in this country.
00:43:03 Hey, partner.
00:43:10 I think you'd better come inside.
00:43:19 I can't worry about danger.
00:43:22 This is something I must do.
00:43:36 Hey.
00:43:42 Now where do you think you're going?
00:43:44 This is not your affair.
00:43:46 Look, lady, until I get my money,
00:43:49 everything's my affair.
00:43:51 Now somebody better tell me
00:43:53 what the hell's going on around here.
00:43:55 I'm sorry.
00:43:56 This is one of our most sacred traditions.
00:43:59 The princess will not be able to claim the treasure
00:44:02 unless she makes the long journey
00:44:04 through the trials of death.
00:44:06 The what?
00:44:07 The trials of death,
00:44:09 which are full of magic and the unknown.
00:44:13 They're the only way to claim Rodrigo's treasure.
00:44:18 After many men had died in the attempt,
00:44:21 a time came when no one else would try.
00:44:24 So the tradition and the secret of the treasure
00:44:27 were lost and forgotten.
00:44:29 Now, mister, you're crazy.
00:44:31 We got a little woman here.
00:44:34 Now if all them guys got killed trying,
00:44:36 how do you expect her to do it?
00:44:38 She doesn't have to.
00:44:40 If the heir apparent is a woman or a child,
00:44:43 a loyal subject who must carry no weapon
00:44:46 may be appointed instead.
00:44:48 But she insists on going.
00:44:53 I'm going, and nobody can stop me.
00:44:58 Lady.
00:45:04 I'll not only stop you,
00:45:07 but I'll break your goddamn legs for you.
00:45:12 Now we got a problem here.
00:45:15 We got a serious problem here.
00:45:20 All right, what are we going to do about this thing?
00:45:24 Well, I could certainly do this kind of thing better than you.
00:45:29 I'm glad to hear that.
00:45:30 However, there is one small problem.
00:45:35 What's that?
00:45:36 Well, you know how it is when one's crippled.
00:45:39 You have some good days and some bad.
00:45:45 And today is just one of those bad days, right?
00:45:49 Ah.
00:45:51 You know, I'm really happy you came along, partner.
00:45:56 That's very nice of you to say.
00:46:00 All right.
00:46:01 What do I have to do?
00:46:03 [bells ringing]
00:46:07 [bells ringing]
00:46:11 [bells ringing]
00:46:15 [bells ringing]
00:46:18 (tapping)
00:46:20 (tapping)
00:46:22 (tapping)
00:46:24 (ominous music)
00:46:38 (ominous music)
00:46:41 (growling)
00:46:55 (gasping)
00:47:00 (gasping)
00:47:02 (coughing)
00:47:04 (howling)
00:47:08 (thunder)
00:47:11 (howling)
00:47:13 (howling)
00:47:17 (barking)
00:47:26 (howling)
00:47:29 (howling)
00:47:31 (laughing)
00:47:45 (laughing)
00:47:47 (howling)
00:47:49 (howling)
00:47:55 (thudding)
00:47:58 (howling)
00:48:08 (coughing)
00:48:14 (coughing)
00:48:16 (howling)
00:48:23 (laughing)
00:48:28 - Oh, you people and them coffins.
00:48:37 I don't believe in this kind of stuff.
00:48:40 You hear me?
00:48:44 So don't be trying to turn me into no damn wolf.
00:48:48 (howling)
00:48:50 (laughing)
00:48:53 (crickets chirping)
00:49:11 (howling)
00:49:13 (tapping)
00:49:24 (tapping)
00:49:26 - Hey!
00:49:52 Everybody home!
00:49:53 (explosion)
00:49:57 (coughing)
00:50:00 (coughing)
00:50:02 (coughing)
00:50:05 (gasping)
00:50:07 (gasping)
00:50:09 (gasping)
00:50:11 (gasping)
00:50:13 (gasping)
00:50:15 (gasping)
00:50:43 - Oh my God, I'm black and I'm dying!
00:50:46 (upbeat music)
00:50:48 (growling)
00:51:05 (growling)
00:51:07 (growling)
00:51:21 (upbeat music)
00:51:23 (growling)
00:51:39 (upbeat music)
00:51:43 (growling)
00:51:46 (growling)
00:51:48 (growling)
00:51:57 (growling)
00:52:11 (upbeat music)
00:52:14 (howling)
00:52:28 (crashing)
00:52:30 (growling)
00:52:33 (growling)
00:52:35 (crickets chirping)
00:52:38 (crickets chirping)
00:52:42 (crickets chirping)
00:52:45 (growling)
00:52:57 (crickets chirping)
00:53:02 (crickets chirping)
00:53:05 - Now what the hell kind of treasure is that?
00:53:17 Maybe it's old or something.
00:53:20 (screaming)
00:53:24 (screaming)
00:53:28 (crashing)
00:53:30 (crashing)
00:53:32 (groaning)
00:53:36 (groaning)
00:54:06 - What happened?
00:54:07 Tell me what happened in here.
00:54:15 (crashing)
00:54:19 (crashing)
00:54:48 - There, you see?
00:54:50 I told you, they plotted together.
00:54:53 - Where is my treasure?
00:54:56 - But mister, now you've got to get me a doctor.
00:55:04 'Cause I've turned black all over
00:55:07 and I think I'm gonna die.
00:55:09 - Sergeant!
00:55:10 (crashing)
00:55:12 (screaming)
00:55:29 - Oh my God, it's Obeda's necklace.
00:55:32 The scorpion sting.
00:55:34 - The what?
00:55:35 - It's called the scorpion sting.
00:55:37 Death comes to whoever claims it.
00:55:39 They say I'll sit at it at Valencia three days later.
00:55:44 He was dead.
00:55:45 - Shut up!
00:55:46 Give it to him.
00:55:47 - Take it.
00:55:57 Take it.
00:55:58 You take it or I'll drive this dagger
00:56:00 through your black throat.
00:56:03 - All right.
00:56:04 I'll take it.
00:56:07 - Wow, that's a nice necklace.
00:56:09 (screaming)
00:56:14 (laughing)
00:56:17 - What?
00:56:18 - Nothing.
00:56:22 It was nothing.
00:56:23 - Why, Rudolph?
00:56:25 - Please, Diego.
00:56:27 In another moment you'll lose your temper
00:56:29 and he'll be dead.
00:56:30 And then you'll never find your treasure.
00:56:32 - Don't listen.
00:56:33 Don't listen.
00:56:34 He tried to betray you.
00:56:36 - That's right, Diego.
00:56:37 Listen to your trusted advisor, Alfonso.
00:56:41 A little butterfly who would sell his mother
00:56:44 for the price of a new hat with feathers.
00:56:46 Now come.
00:56:48 Come, sweet counselor.
00:56:50 Tell us.
00:56:52 If I did betray Diego for the treasure, where is it?
00:56:56 - I...
00:56:56 I don't know.
00:57:00 - That's right.
00:57:04 You don't know, do you?
00:57:06 You think that Diego is a fool.
00:57:12 That you can whisper anything that you like into his ears
00:57:14 and that he will believe you.
00:57:15 Well, you are wrong.
00:57:17 Diego knows better than that.
00:57:22 He knows that if I had this treasure in my hands,
00:57:24 I would bring it to him.
00:57:27 - Bullshit.
00:57:28 (screaming)
00:57:31 (dramatic music)
00:57:34 (growling)
00:57:36 (dramatic music)
00:57:39 (growling)
00:57:42 (dramatic music)
00:57:44 (growling)
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00:57:49 (growling)
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00:57:54 (growling)
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00:57:59 (growling)
00:58:02 (dramatic music)
00:58:04 (growling)
00:58:07 (dramatic music)
00:58:09 (growling)
00:58:11 (dramatic music)
00:58:14 (growling)
00:58:16 (dramatic music)
00:58:37 (growling)
00:59:03 - We will dedicate this due sacrifice
00:59:07 in memory of Rodrigo.
00:59:10 (bell ringing)
00:59:12 (dramatic music)
00:59:15 (bell ringing)
00:59:17 (bell ringing)
00:59:20 (bell ringing)
00:59:23 (laughing)
00:59:48 - There's no real reason for you to share
00:59:50 the same fate as your friend.
00:59:53 Just tell me where the treasure is.
00:59:56 (growling)
00:59:59 (laughing)
01:00:03 - Bring me swords!
01:00:07 If you won't tell me,
01:00:10 then take your secret to the grave, will you?
01:00:14 (thudding)
01:00:16 Take up the sword, or take up me.
01:00:23 (grunting)
01:00:28 (laughing)
01:00:41 - Well, come on!
01:00:43 I'm begging to be killed!
01:00:45 (laughing)
01:00:49 - Well, it looks like I drew first blood.
01:00:55 (yelling)
01:00:57 Oh, hello.
01:01:05 (laughing)
01:01:10 It's a shame to waste a beautiful woman like you.
01:01:13 (grunting)
01:01:15 (laughing)
01:01:17 (yelling)
01:01:24 - All right.
01:01:35 Everybody go out.
01:01:37 Everybody go out!
01:01:40 (bell ringing)
01:01:43 (grunting)
01:01:55 (bell ringing)
01:01:57 (grunting)
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01:02:02 (grunting)
01:02:24 (grunting)
01:02:27 - I'm glad I didn't shoot you, you two bastards.
01:02:35 It would have been too quick.
01:02:38 - Hold your head up high!
01:02:41 You are the guest of honor at our feast.
01:02:45 (laughing)
01:02:50 - You see, partner, the flames are very low,
01:02:54 so it's up to you whether you'll be rare,
01:02:56 medium, or well done.
01:02:58 (laughing)
01:03:00 - When you decide to tell us where the treasure is,
01:03:05 we'll be waiting.
01:03:06 - Let's go.
01:03:09 (grunting)
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01:03:35 (grunting)
01:03:38 (grunting)
01:03:43 (laughing)
01:03:48 (grunting)
01:03:51 - Would you like me to help you?
01:04:06 Well, I will, but you, you must help me.
01:04:10 - Anything, anything you want.
01:04:15 - I want the treasure!
01:04:17 - I got your treasure.
01:04:18 - Where is it?
01:04:19 Where is it?
01:04:20 - I got it.
01:04:22 I'll take you to it.
01:04:26 - All right, all right.
01:04:31 But if you're lying, well, this,
01:04:35 this will seem like child's play to what I'll do to you.
01:04:42 Understand?
01:04:43 - I ain't lying.
01:04:47 Honest to God, I ain't lying.
01:04:50 (grunting)
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01:05:12 (guns firing)
01:05:15 (grunting)
01:05:17 - Get him!
01:05:25 Go on!
01:05:27 (grunting)
01:05:33 Is a stranger been here today?
01:05:45 - No.
01:05:45 - If he comes here, my friend,
01:05:48 you'd better keep your doors closed to him,
01:05:51 or we'll burn this village
01:05:52 and everything in it to the ground!
01:05:55 (dramatic music)
01:05:57 Is Diego afraid of this pretty little necklace
01:06:06 like everybody else around here?
01:06:09 - All of Spain is afraid of that.
01:06:12 - Good.
01:06:14 Turn around.
01:06:15 - Why, I thought you said the treasure was here.
01:06:23 Where is it?
01:06:24 - Little sister, you're gonna find out
01:06:30 that I am the biggest goddamn liar you ever met.
01:06:37 Now don't turn around.
01:06:44 (crickets chirping)
01:06:47 Now you're gonna deliver a message to Diego for me.
01:07:00 - No, please.
01:07:01 No, don't make me do it.
01:07:02 I won't do it.
01:07:03 No, no, you can't make me do it.
01:07:06 (sobbing)
01:07:13 - Now listen to me, you little worm.
01:07:16 I'll kill you if you don't.
01:07:19 Now close your eyes and open your mouth.
01:07:22 Swallow.
01:07:26 I said to swallow!
01:07:29 Swallow!
01:07:31 (gagging)
01:07:38 (sobbing)
01:07:41 No, no, no, please, no.
01:08:03 (gagging)
01:08:07 (coughing)
01:08:09 You will be stuffed, my little goose,
01:08:27 until your message is delivered.
01:08:29 More food!
01:08:34 (sobbing)
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01:09:25 - Now when things are even up,
01:09:37 a man really should fight fair.
01:09:42 But oh, when they just keep putting it to you, buddy,
01:09:50 and they're stomping on your ass,
01:09:52 there's only one way to fight.
01:09:57 Get mean.
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01:10:15 (splashing)
01:10:42 The scorpions sting.
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01:12:38 (screaming)
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01:12:43 (grunting)
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01:13:02 (grunting)
01:13:04 I'm telling you,
01:13:14 ain't no white man alive gonna handle them barbarian whores.
01:13:18 (grunting)
01:13:20 Oh God.
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01:13:29 I challenge you to a duel.
01:13:37 Guns, whips, chains, knives, it's your choice.
01:13:45 - No.
01:13:48 - Hmm, you insult me.
01:13:49 (screaming)
01:13:56 (grunting)
01:13:58 Oh, what a crazy country.
01:14:25 The women are men and the men are women.
01:14:28 (screaming)
01:14:30 - What do we do now?
01:14:31 - What do you got in mind, lady?
01:14:37 Having a couple drinks?
01:14:39 Doing some serious dancing?
01:14:42 Or if you like,
01:14:44 we can take a little walk in the moonlight.
01:14:47 (grunting)
01:14:49 (screaming)
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01:15:05 (screaming)
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01:15:33 (screaming)
01:15:35 - What's happening?
01:15:41 What's going on?
01:15:42 (explosion)
01:15:51 - Go, quickly.
01:15:58 You, men.
01:16:03 To the cannons.
01:16:05 To the cannons.
01:16:06 All you men, come with me.
01:16:11 Head for the door.
01:16:18 For the door.
01:16:19 - God damn son of a bitch.
01:16:22 - Hurry.
01:16:24 Move.
01:16:26 Move.
01:16:31 (explosion)
01:16:33 You go that way.
01:16:36 The rest of you come with me.
01:16:38 - To the door.
01:16:40 Hey, stop.
01:16:42 Close the door.
01:16:46 Close it.
01:16:46 Hurry.
01:16:48 Wait.
01:16:53 Wait.
01:16:54 Where are you going?
01:16:57 Come back.
01:16:59 Come back.
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01:17:29 (gunshots)
01:17:57 - I've been waiting for you, big fella.
01:18:00 Where the hell you been?
01:18:05 (explosion)
01:18:07 You wait for me outside.
01:18:26 Now get your hands up.
01:18:28 I said get your hands up.
01:18:31 - What do you say there, big fella?
01:18:37 Looks like we're starting to understand each other.
01:18:44 - Right.
01:18:45 (yells)
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01:18:54 (yells)
01:19:21 - That's what I call a scorpion sting.
01:19:24 (yells)
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01:19:39 (yells)
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01:20:02 No.
01:20:19 No.
01:20:20 No!
01:20:21 (explosion)
01:20:25 (gunshots)
01:20:27 - Now any man who would try to roast a fella like a pig
01:20:42 is trash.
01:20:42 But you're worse than trash.
01:20:53 You're garbage.
01:20:54 Phew.
01:20:58 Garbage, buddy.
01:21:00 (shouting)
01:21:13 - I'll kill him.
01:21:19 I'll kill him!
01:21:20 I'll kill him!
01:21:22 (explosion)
01:21:24 - Come on, Rob.
01:21:36 Get him going.
01:21:40 - Bring her here!
01:21:41 (laughing)
01:21:49 Tie her to the wagon.
01:21:51 (shouting)
01:21:53 - You lost your mind!
01:22:01 This is my country!
01:22:04 This is my kingdom!
01:22:06 You can't tell me to leave!
01:22:09 (laughing)
01:22:11 No!
01:22:17 (explosion)
01:22:19 - It's a hidden cave.
01:22:33 - Oh my God.
01:22:38 It's Rodrigo's treasure!
01:22:41 - Shh, shh.
01:22:42 It's been right here under our noses all the time.
01:22:45 Of course, of course.
01:22:46 Here, in Rodrigo's ancient fortress.
01:22:49 - Wait!
01:22:50 Listen to me!
01:22:51 This is madness, trying to kill each other!
01:22:56 There's a fortune here!
01:22:58 Let's come to some agreement.
01:23:01 Let's make a deal!
01:23:03 - All right!
01:23:04 But first, let the princess go!
01:23:07 - Oh!
01:23:08 - Go, go!
01:23:09 - He must be here.
01:23:10 Go get him.
01:23:11 Kill him!
01:23:12 - No, I can't!
01:23:13 - You want to share in this treasure, you'll do as I say.
01:23:15 Now go on!
01:23:16 Ha!
01:23:34 (laughing)
01:23:36 When the butterfly goes too near the flames...
01:23:39 - Stop it, TV!
01:23:40 He's not in here!
01:23:41 Why did you lock the door?
01:23:42 - Ha ha!
01:23:43 He gets burned!
01:23:45 - No, Sombra!
01:23:46 Sombra!
01:23:47 Sombra!
01:23:48 Sombra, let me out!
01:23:50 (laughing)
01:23:53 Oh, my God!
01:23:54 (laughing)
01:23:56 No, Sombra!
01:23:57 No!
01:23:58 (laughing)
01:24:00 No, let me out!
01:24:01 (laughing)
01:24:02 Sombra, help!
01:24:03 Help!
01:24:04 Help!
01:24:05 (laughing)
01:24:07 (screaming)
01:24:09 (laughing)
01:24:11 (screaming)
01:24:13 (laughing)
01:24:15 (explosion)
01:24:17 (gasping)
01:24:21 No!
01:24:26 No!
01:24:35 (screaming)
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01:24:48 (screaming)
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01:25:07 (gun cocks)
01:25:09 (groaning)
01:25:17 - Now, that's one hell of a way to treat a princess, ain't it?
01:25:25 You okay?
01:25:31 (groaning)
01:25:34 Wait for me inside, all right?
01:25:36 (groaning)
01:25:45 My leg.
01:25:54 My leg!
01:25:56 Oh, please.
01:25:59 Let me go.
01:26:03 I couldn't sleep nights if I let you go.
01:26:06 Hold me.
01:26:09 Give me a chance, just...
01:26:11 Give me a chance.
01:26:14 I'll give you a chance.
01:26:17 Just like you gave that little gypsy girl.
01:26:22 Get up.
01:26:25 Get up!
01:26:27 How dare you talk to me like that!
01:26:30 You think I'm just another pitiful hunchback
01:26:33 limping my way through life?
01:26:35 No, no, don't be fooled by my appearance.
01:26:38 I am Richard!
01:26:41 Richard, king of all I've ever loved!
01:26:45 Okay, Richard!
01:26:47 (screaming)
01:26:49 You're a king.
01:26:51 You'll understand this real good.
01:26:54 I challenge you to a duel.
01:26:58 You got your cannon.
01:27:00 I got mine.
01:27:03 Now you go for it.
01:27:05 I said go for it!
01:27:08 Now is the winter of our discontent
01:27:24 made glorious summer by the sun of York.
01:27:27 And all the clouds that lore upon this house
01:27:30 in the deep bottom of the ocean buried.
01:27:32 Now our brows bound with victorious wreaths,
01:27:37 our bruised arms hung up for monuments,
01:27:41 our stern alarms changed to merry meetings,
01:27:43 our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
01:27:46 Grim is its war, as smooth as wrinkled front.
01:27:52 (gunshots)
01:27:54 (laughing)
01:27:58 And before, unfinished.
01:28:00 (gunshots)
01:28:02 (screaming)
01:28:04 Simply for my time in this world,
01:28:08 scales half made up, and that's so lamely and unfashionable
01:28:12 that dogs bark at me as I hold by the hand.
01:28:15 (gunshots)
01:28:18 A horse! A horse!
01:28:22 (gunshots)
01:28:47 The king is dead.
01:28:49 Long live the king.
01:28:54 Or whatever they say.
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