• 5 months ago
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00:00Once upon a time, there were three beautiful girls.
00:07Two of them graduated from the police academy.
00:11The other graduated from a top school for models.
00:16And they each reaped the rewards of their exciting careers.
00:22But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.
00:26My name is Charlie.
01:26Charlie.
01:46Pound it, associate.
01:48Bosley?
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Bosley?
01:54Charlie?
01:56Bosley, what's going on?
01:58Oh, uh, what? Oh, nothing.
02:00Nothing, really.
02:02I just dropped a report I was studying.
02:04In the pool?
02:06Uh, yeah. No, no.
02:08No, almost, almost, but I saved it.
02:11Good, good.
02:13All of you enjoying your stay in Hawaii?
02:15Oh, Charlie, Charlie, we love it.
02:17You know, little Julie, she's been doing so much scuba diving,
02:20I'm afraid that she's gonna sprout gills.
02:23As a matter of fact, she's out there right now.
02:25A sunken treasure not like her must be in heaven.
02:28Oh, she is, she is.
02:30She's found that there are hundreds of fascinating wrecks in these waters.
02:33Well, tell her to be careful.
02:35I've heard that the currents around those islands can be treacherous.
02:38Oh, yes, well, that's why she never goes scuba diving
02:41unless she has a guide with her.
02:43Don't worry about that girl, Charlie.
02:45There is no way she can get in any trouble.
02:54Whoa!
03:11Funny, all the other guides said there aren't any wrecks in these waters.
03:14I just found out about this one last night.
03:16From someone you know you can trust?
03:18No, but at least it wasn't from someone I know I can't trust.
03:23Makes sense. Yes.
03:53Oh, come on. Come on, Marvel, what did you do?
04:20You're right on top of it. Did you have to tell them where it is?
04:23Look, man, I told you we got high together.
04:26Now, I can't lie to somebody I get high with.
04:28It's bad karma. It's real bad.
04:31Now, that's bad for your head.
04:33You just don't mess with something that heavy.
04:35Yeah, Marvel, what happens if the two chicks find the starshine in 50 feet of water
04:38instead of the Molokai Channel in 14 feet of water where we told them it is?
04:42You don't think Tony Kaye will be messing with our heads?
04:46Huh?
04:49Come on, let's just get it over with.
04:58They're moving again.
05:01Maybe it was the girl's boat.
05:04Let's get closer.
05:19Hi.
05:21Okay.
05:49Hey, Marvin.
05:51See if we can work out a nice little surprise for when they get on the surface.
05:54I'm gonna go down and make sure no one gets near the boat wreck.
05:57Huh?
05:59Marvin?
06:03Yeah.
06:18Circle.
06:19Yeah, keep circling.
06:48Okay.
07:18Circle.
07:20Circle.
07:48Circle.
08:18Circle.
08:48Circle.
08:50Circle.
09:16Hey, Clod!
09:18Looks like they got a fuel leak on a hot manifold.
09:21Hey, guess it just ain't their day.
09:23Guess not.
09:25Give me a hand with this, Marvin. Let's get out of here.
09:48Whoa!
10:10Hey!
10:11Mom, are you okay?
10:12What happened? Are you hurt?
10:14Mom!
10:16Oh! Oh, my!
10:18Oh! Oh, no!
10:26Here comes the coast guard, Captain.
10:28They'll be picking them up.
10:32Let's get out of here.
10:47Wow!
10:48Wow, man!
10:50You know, for once, I agree with you, Marvin.
11:01Hey! Help! Help! Over here!
11:07Hold on! We're coming down!
11:10Help! Help! Over here!
11:13Over here! Over here!
11:16We're okay, really. I'm gonna call the police right now.
11:44Listen, while you're on the phone,
11:46I'm gonna go do something about this hair, okay?
11:49Okay.
11:50Bianca!
11:51The police will want to know where you live.
11:54Oh, um, the Pacific Tower is room 2204.
12:08Who is it about registered to?
12:12Who is it about registered to?
12:16Good question. Hold on.
12:22Bianca?
12:24The police want to know who owned the boat.
12:28Bianca, can you hear me?
12:31Bianca?
12:35Bianca?
12:41Bianca?
12:57Lieutenant?
12:59I don't think you're gonna believe this.
13:06Start from the beginning, Julie.
13:08How did you meet her?
13:10We met ourselves by a pool.
13:12One of the lifeguards introduced us.
13:14Are you sure about the address she gave you?
13:16Pacific Towers, 2204.
13:19The Pacific Towers only has 18 floors.
13:23Ha. Terrific.
13:25And the Coast Guard knows nothing about a sinking reported
13:31in the area where you are diving.
13:33What about the boat that Julie and Bianca were out on?
13:36So far, there's nothing registered to a Bianca Blake,
13:39if that's her real name.
13:41Well, if it's not her boat,
13:43the owner is sure to report it missing sooner or later.
13:46A lot of the boats around here are owned by mainlanders
13:49who don't come over for months.
13:51Like I said before, terrific.
13:56I guess I could have another go at those boat registrations.
14:00Don't worry. We'll find them.
14:04Well, I'm glad he's so sure about it.
14:08I don't know what's going on.
14:10Maybe there was something on that wreck
14:13you weren't supposed to find.
14:15Sunken treasure?
14:17Spanish gold.
14:19Beats me. I never even saw the wreck.
14:22Well, I think we all know what we have to do.
14:26Find Bianca.
14:28Yeah.
14:34Shh!
14:36Now, let me get this straight.
14:38Weirdo number one goes under
14:40while weirdo number two sets the boat on fire,
14:42causing it to go boom while they're sailing off to sunset.
14:45Then the Coast Guard chopper picks up the two broads
14:48who you follow back to land
14:50where broad number one goes south
14:52while broad number two's on the phone.
14:54Right? Right.
14:56Right? Right.
14:58Why? Who knows?
15:00Maybe they're hitting the chicks, and the chicks just don't dig them.
15:03And for that, they try to kill them?
15:05Shh!
15:07I got this feeling in my gut.
15:09They got something of mine.
15:12Thanks to them two freaks.
15:14Two million bucks worth of my good Maui grass
15:16sitting on the bottom of the Molokai Channel.
15:19They know without that dough,
15:21there's no way I can get this restaurant finished.
15:24Now, they're in too much trouble to be out playing games.
15:28They got something of mine.
15:30Chin and I could lean on those creeps.
15:32Yeah. And they know we're still watching them.
15:36I got a better idea.
15:38Find the girlies.
15:40When we know where they fit,
15:42maybe we'll know what the freaks are up to.
15:44Huh?
15:46Go.
15:52You introduced us. You must know her.
15:55Sorry, I just met her yesterday.
15:57She didn't tell me her last name.
15:59Here.
16:01Okay, thank you. Thank you.
16:03This is the most frustrating thing that's ever happened.
16:06Let's go find Chris and Boz.
16:08Well, first, let's check me in.
16:10Check you in?
16:12Yeah, Charlie thought it would be a good idea if I take a suite here.
16:14This is where I met her. Maybe she'll turn up again.
16:16Good idea.
16:18Let's go get the car and drive her in front.
16:20All right.
16:28Huh.
16:37There she is. Let's get her.
16:51Come on, Sister Mimi, we got a date.
16:53Not with you, I don't.
16:56You stay out of this. We don't want to hurt you.
16:58Hurry up.
17:08Freeze!
17:16Get the license number.
17:18Got it.
17:26I sure wish I knew what was going on around here.
17:43What do you mean, the timing wasn't right?
17:45There were too many tourists around.
17:47Tony, there was no way to keep from being identified.
17:49So why didn't you wait until the tourist split?
17:51I mean, if you had the both of them right in your hands.
17:53I don't know, boss. There was one new one.
17:55So now there's three of them?
17:57Looks that way.
17:59Who are all these girlies? Where'd they come from?
18:01We know where one of them is staying.
18:03We went back and watched her check in.
18:05We could go have a look in her room.
18:07Okay, all right.
18:09But listen to me.
18:11You two blow it again,
18:13the cats are gonna be licking your faces.
18:15Hey, Tony, don't even joke like that.
18:17Everything's under control.
18:19I am not joking, and everything is not under control.
18:21I just got a call from the mainland.
18:23My back is a nut.
18:25Please, they were counting on that grass.
18:27The dealers were counting on it.
18:29And I gotta meet with the buyer
18:31late tomorrow to explain.
18:33Why don't we get some divers
18:35to go down and bring up the grass
18:37that went down with the hippies' boat?
18:39The starshine is in 1,400 feet of water.
18:41It'll take the Glomar Explorer to bring it up.
18:47All right, okay, come on.
18:49Stick with the chicks.
18:51The action seems to be with them.
18:53Especially since there keeps being more of them.
18:55We can't forget about those two creeps.
18:57Oh, I haven't forgotten about them.
18:59We got no way to prove
19:01that my grass is down there like they say it is,
19:03but one thing we can count on.
19:05If they do have the grass,
19:07they'll try to move it.
19:09If that happens, I'll hear about it.
19:11And if I hear about it...
19:15We'll just have a little talk
19:17with our two friends.
19:31I don't know, man.
19:33I got real weird vibes.
19:35Marvin, would you stop saying that?
19:37Okay, man, but I'm in touch with my feelings.
19:39You know that.
19:41My feelings say real weird vibes.
19:43Why don't you get your feelings
19:45in touch with that little donut shop
19:47you're gonna open on Maui after all of this?
19:49All right, now, here they come.
19:51Now, remember,
19:53we're looking for a blonde with a flip.
19:55She's a stewardess, so she's gonna be in uniform.
19:57Okay? Let's get her.
19:59Okay, man, but I don't know.
20:15I don't know.
20:19There's a blonde with a flip!
20:23Just cool it, Marvin.
20:25Look.
20:27Watch me.
20:29Let me do the rap.
20:31Let's go.
20:45Cindy Barton.
20:51What's wrong?
20:53Oh, it's nothing.
20:55It's just, uh, you're not what we thought you'd be.
20:57You're different.
20:59Well, where's the sample?
21:01I haven't got all day.
21:03Oh, yeah, uh, Marvin, show her.
21:11Light some of that up
21:13when you get to your hotel room.
21:15If I decide to proceed,
21:17where do I find you?
21:19By being here tomorrow on the same bus.
21:21That's fair enough.
21:29Wow, man.
21:31That was far out, man.
21:33You were so cool.
21:35I mean, it was like you were in a movie or something,
21:37you know? You had a handle on it.
21:39There's nothing to it, man.
21:41Not when you know you got a winning hand.
21:43You'll get into it yourself one day.
21:45Really, man? Yeah.
21:47Wow.
21:59Come on.
22:17Wait a minute.
22:19Lieutenant, we found one.
22:25Zin Liu Xin.
22:27I know him. He's a bad one.
22:29He's been in trouble since he was a kid.
22:31Maybe, uh,
22:33a list of his known associates will help us find the other one.
22:35Good idea.
22:37I'll pull his jacket.
22:39Well,
22:41at least it's still here.
22:57Marv,
22:59can't you think of anyone
23:01who might know where to find this chick?
23:03No, man, I told you.
23:05I met her in the street.
23:17Marvin, ain't you gonna talk to me?
23:27Come on.
23:47I'll let you get here.
23:53Easy. I followed the two of you.
23:55You followed us?
23:57From where?
23:59The round top.
24:01Where you met the blonde with the tacky flip.
24:03Guess what. She got a new partner.
24:05Oh, partners, huh?
24:07In what?
24:09In the grass you ripped off from Tony Kramer.
24:11What grass?
24:13What grass?
24:19Ship sinks in Molokai Channel.
24:21Sinks, yes.
24:23Molokai Channel?
24:25No.
24:31Listen, honey,
24:33have you heard of those horrible stories
24:35they tell of how people get killed
24:37over the grass they grow in Maui?
24:39Yes, I have, and they scare me to death.
24:41That's why I didn't bring Julie
24:43with me today.
24:47Who's Julie?
24:49The girl I went diving with.
24:53Okay, come on, you two.
24:55That's about enough, all right? I got it.
24:57That means if anything happens to you,
24:59she tells Tony K. where to find his boat, right?
25:01Right.
25:03And his grass.
25:09Looks like we've got
25:11a new partner, Marvin.
25:13Goody!
25:15Hold it. Where do we find you?
25:17You know, if we need you, right, Marvin?
25:19Yeah, where do we find you like if we need you?
25:21You can't.
25:23But don't worry, I'll be in touch.
25:27Yeah, but...
25:35Come here, Marvin.
25:37Come here.
25:39Let me tell you what's going down.
25:41See, the thing is,
25:43she thinks the grass is still in the starshine.
25:45That's right, Marvin.
25:47That's right.
25:51Honey?
25:53Hi. Find anything?
25:55Maybe. How about you?
25:57Well, the kidnapper's car is registered
25:59to one of those floating restaurants called the Macau.
26:01Somebody named Tony Kramer bought it.
26:03He's refurbishing it.
26:05Tony Kramer?
26:07Well, well, well.
26:09The Coast Guard
26:11took a report on a boat
26:13called the Starshine
26:15that sank in Molokai Channel
26:17around 3 a.m.
26:19Well, that's miles away
26:21from where Julie and Bianca were diving.
26:23I don't get the connection.
26:25Well, just guess who's the registered owner
26:27of the Starshine.
26:29Tony Kramer.
26:31Yeah.
26:49Hey, look at this.
26:51Julie Rogers, Marina Del Rey, California.
26:55Got the phone numbers on it.
27:03Well, it's nice.
27:05It's not as nice as Charlie's.
27:07Kelly.
27:09Somebody's been here.
27:19Let's go.
27:27Stay in. I'm gonna escape this.
27:35I'll take the stairs.
27:37Okay.
27:39Okay, you stay here.
27:41I'll be right back.
27:43I'll be right back.
27:45Okay.
27:47I'll get it.
27:53Julie, where have you been?
27:55I've been looking all over for you.
27:57I've called every hotel in town.
28:01What are you doing with that gun?
28:04What's going on?
28:05That's what I want to know, and you're not getting out of my sight until I find out.
28:08What?
28:18Here.
28:29Kelly!
28:31Don't tell me this is...
28:32It is. Kelly, Bianca, Bianca, Kelly.
28:34Hi, Kelly. Nice to meet you.
28:36You've got a good answer.
28:38There they are!
28:48Come on.
28:54It's that car, man. We got it made.
29:03Hey, it's Motley! Stop those two men!
29:06I don't believe this!
29:17Stop!
29:19Stop!
29:31Wait a minute.
29:48I told you, I've been looking all over town for you.
29:51You never said where you were staying.
29:56I'm sorry I got you into this.
29:58Got me into what?
30:00It would really help quite a bit if I knew what was going on.
30:04Didn't I tell you?
30:05No, you didn't tell me.
30:08Oh, boy.
30:10A boatload of dynamite Maui grass disappeared,
30:13and some people think you and I know where it is.
30:16Do we know where it is?
30:18I don't.
30:20It wouldn't happen to be on that sunken boat we were looking for.
30:24You know what? I had the wrong location.
30:26There wasn't any sunken boat where we dived.
30:28Then why would someone try to kill Julie and blow up your boat?
30:32Gee, I don't know. Maybe they had the wrong location, too.
30:35Bianca, when you disappeared from the ladies' room by the beach
30:39after giving me a phony address, where'd you go?
30:43Yeah, that was rotten. I know it.
30:45Look, I just couldn't handle it, so I split.
30:51I didn't mean to get you into any trouble at all.
30:55But everything's under control now, really.
30:57That's what I came to tell you.
30:59Yeah, well, why don't you tell it to the two goons
31:01that tried to grab Julie and Kelly?
31:04I think they know by now.
31:06Oh?
31:08Who would have told them?
31:10I knew you were gonna ask me that.
31:13I don't know who sent them.
31:15And you shouldn't want to know either.
31:17Are you trying to say we should stay out of this?
31:20Yes, I am.
31:22As a matter of fact, I'm going diving.
31:24Forget about the whole thing. You want to come along?
31:27No. Thanks anyway.
31:29All right. Well, listen, if you change your mind,
31:31just ask around. I'm easy to find.
31:39Do you believe any of that?
31:41Not a word.
31:50Hey, it wasn't my fault that the freaks lost the goods.
31:54They were your freaks, weren't they?
31:59Boy, are you a cold one.
32:01My grandchildren don't think so.
32:11Hey, Tony, you're not gonna believe this.
32:14Now there are four dollies.
32:16And a fat guy.
32:18You think it's some kind of all-girl mob?
32:20The way the world is today, anything's possible.
32:27Forget the girlies. Forget the fat guy.
32:30Simon and Garfunkel have ripped off my grass.
32:34Now they're trying to sell it to my buyer,
32:36which is gonna leave me stuck with this Fulton Albatross.
32:40You want them two freaks? I mean, I want them yesterday.
33:03So, uh, who's this? Your cheerleader?
33:06No, I'm your partner.
33:09Oh, well, that's good. I'm all for women in business.
33:12Speaking of business, you wanna do something?
33:14I'm here, right? Far out, man.
33:16Look, I've gotta be in L.A. in two days,
33:18so if we're gonna do business, it's gotta be tomorrow.
33:21We're gonna do business, all right.
33:23All right.
33:28Claude, tomorrow?
33:30How are we gonna get that grass raised and dried by tomorrow?
33:33Just let me worry about that, okay?
33:36Let's go.
33:40What do you think?
33:42I think Bianca lied... again.
33:45Come on.
33:47Let's go.
34:07Julie, Kelly, what are you doing here?
34:10I think we found that missing grass you were talking about.
34:13You did? What a surprise.
34:16Yeah, well, we have another little surprise for you.
34:19We're private detectives.
34:21You're kidding.
34:23What a coincidence.
34:25I'm an undercover narcotics agent for the Honolulu Police Department.
34:29Bianca.
34:34Do you know who Tony Kramer is?
34:37Yes, that tall guy who always wears white patent leather shoes
34:40and owns that weird restaurant.
34:42And according to the Honolulu Police,
34:44he also runs a major dope operation.
34:47You're kidding.
34:49Bianca, I've had it with your lies and playing innocent.
34:52Because of you, Kelly and I were nearly kidnapped.
34:55Chris and Boz end up in front of a truck,
34:57and you and I were nearly killed.
34:59Look, Julie, I'm really sorry.
35:01Bianca, shut up.
35:04Thank you.
35:06Now, the way we figure it,
35:08you and those two leftover hippies have some of Tony Kramer's dope
35:11that you're planning to sell to the blonde,
35:13who has to be the buyer.
35:15Of course, has to be.
35:17Now, I've also been thinking about your two partners.
35:20They're the ones who told you we were to die for the sunken boat, right?
35:24Well, one of them did.
35:27The really nice spiritual one.
35:29So who do you think tried to kill us?
35:32Oh.
35:35They scuttled the starshine in shallow water
35:39so that they could easily recover the goods when they had a buy-on.
35:42Bianca, when you found the sunken boat,
35:45did you actually see the grass?
35:47No. You were in trouble.
35:50So what makes you think your two partners didn't already recover the goods?
35:54Those creeps!
35:57I think we're finally beginning to make some progress.
36:04Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there?
36:07Yeah.
36:17Hey, man, can you make out any people?
36:20Yeah, two women and a man.
36:23I've never seen them before. Let's get at it.
36:26Maybe we ought to wait and come back later.
36:29Nah, we've waited too long already.
36:31They're blowing up the starshine to begin with.
36:51One of them just went into the water.
36:54He was wearing a scuba tank.
36:56We gotta warn Julie.
36:58Here, let me help you.
37:00What do you think you're doing?
37:02You'll never find them down there.
37:04Maybe not, boss, but I gotta try.
37:30Oh, my God.
38:00Huh.
38:30Oh, no.
39:00Oh, no.
39:30Oh, no.
40:00I didn't think you were gonna make it.
40:03Not tonight, man.
40:05Ah.
40:07Ah.
40:09Ah.
40:11Ah.
40:13Ah.
40:15Ah.
40:17Ah.
40:19Ah.
40:21Ah.
40:23Ah.
40:25Ah.
40:27Ah.
40:30Luke, get out of here.
40:37Boss, look.
40:42Well, there's no way they can outrun us.
40:54Boss, look. There's Julie.
41:00Ah.
41:08There's Chris. Over there, Bosley.
41:17Guys, over here.
41:30Look, Cindy, sweetheart,
41:33it's now or forget it.
41:36We'll be watching for you.
41:40Marvin, you gotta pin them down.
41:4330 more minutes, we're in fat city.
41:4530 more minutes, we're in fat city.
42:16Yeah, wherever she's going, she's in a big hurry.
42:20This could be it.
42:22Good example.
42:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:37Let it down.
42:41Good.
42:43Good.
43:14Bianca, are you sure about this?
43:17Yes. The other day, I followed them to the pier.
43:19They were sleeping in one of the warehouses.
43:22Look, there they are.
43:27Shouldn't we wait for Lieutenant Torres and Bob?
43:29And let them get away again?
43:31No way.
43:33Bianca, is there another way into the warehouse?
43:36Yeah, on the other side of the pier.
43:40Yeah, on the other side of the pier.
43:53Hey, man, I'm getting bad vibes.
43:56You should be getting nuts on me now, Marvin.
44:00Somebody's coming, man.
44:08All right.
44:30Well?
44:32There they are.
44:34Beautiful.
44:50Hey, uh, where's the money?
44:53Where's the grass?
44:55Where's the money?
44:57Where's the grass?
44:59I got to hand it to you, Marvin.
45:02Didn't I tell you, man?
45:04Perfect packaging, huh?
45:06Ellis, the grass?
45:09Yeah, you're standing right next to it.
45:16Just take it slow.
45:26Very good.
45:28Very, very good.
45:30All yours, lady.
45:32You just hand over the money.
45:34But I am curious about one little thing.
45:37How you gonna move it?
45:39I'm not. They are.
45:47Ah.
45:49Want to count it all?
45:51I'd love to count it.
45:53Marvin, come on.
45:55Oh, no, Claude, will you look, man?
45:59We'll count it later, lady.
46:03Come back here, you creep!
46:07Relax, lady.
46:11Oh, wow, man, what a bummer.
46:24Wow!
46:26Far out, man!
46:54Angels, the California authorities send their thanks, too.
46:58Cindy and her people were a major source of marijuana
47:02coming into the West Coast.
47:04And according to Lieutenant Torres,
47:06the Honolulu police were even more pleased.
47:09Buzz, have they decided about pressing charges against Bianca?
47:12Well, a lot depends on you, Chris and Julie.
47:16You mean the court wants a recommendation from us?
47:19I've learned my lesson.
47:21No more lying?
47:23Promise.
47:25No more scams?
47:27No more scams.
47:29Well, we'll vouch for it, Charlie.
47:33You know, when you think about it,
47:35you couldn't have broken this case without me.
47:38You know, when you think about it,
47:40we would never have been involved in this case without you.
47:43See how much I did for you?
47:45I think the less you say, the better off we'll be.
47:48Bianca, if you're ever in Los Angeles,
47:50I insist that you call me.
47:52I have a feeling I've never met anyone quite like you.
47:56Thank you, I think.
47:58It's a compliment, all right.
48:00We work for him, and we've never even seen him.
48:02Really?
48:04Listen, I could get him to take me out to lunch,
48:07tell you guys when we're gonna have lunch, and...
48:09Bianca!
48:11♪
48:41♪