Audience Ne Kiya Shair Goga Ke Naam, Saleem Or Agha Majid Bole Yeh Asal Mai Hai Nahane Ka Paigham
Audience Ne Kiya Shair Goga Ke Naam, Saleem Or Agha Majid Bole Yeh Asal Mai Hai Nahane Ka Paigham
Transcript
00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Yes, friends, the thing is that our audience has come to us from far away.
00:09 - God bless. - Some people have come from Faisalabad.
00:11 - God bless. - The number we use,
00:13 - by contacting that number, - Hmm.
00:15 - many of our fans... - You give numbers, don't you?
00:18 I am not a number guy.
00:21 I use the number of 11th.
00:23 What happened?
00:24 I have lost my patience.
00:27 Hesam, I had told you not to trouble me.
00:29 - I am not talking about Hesam. - Yes.
00:31 Me and Marhum
00:33 become monkeys.
00:34 - We call you by your name. - No doubt.
00:36 Sometimes, we don't have any gratitude.
00:39 Sometimes, we don't have any word of thank you.
00:41 What do you want from us?
00:43 In fact, we get our cheques with them.
00:45 Next time, your cheque...
00:49 God will help you.
00:50 Me and Marhum call you prince, leaving our partners.
00:54 - Yes. - Okay?
00:55 Don't you think you should reciprocate?
00:58 - Let's go. - One second.
00:59 They are buttering you up.
01:00 - Many times... - What are they doing?
01:02 Mr. Saleem, many times,
01:05 a person thinks that whatever he is doing
01:08 - is a great thing. - Yes.
01:10 It's a common thing.
01:12 - Call me prince. - Yes.
01:13 - Call me uncle. - You are insulting people.
01:15 What do you call people?
01:17 - What do people call you? - Hesam, it's not about you.
01:20 - It's the nature of every anchor. - What?
01:24 That they don't know about me.
01:26 What?
01:27 Mr. Agha, you are bald.
01:29 Do you feel cold on your head?
01:32 - No. - I have a hot head.
01:35 I am just noting it down.
01:36 But still, God has given me a cool head.
01:40 - Yes. - No problem.
01:41 Mr. Danish, since you have a moustache...
01:44 I don't feel cold on my head.
01:45 Okay.
01:46 Mr. Danish, I have a song for you.
01:48 - Which one? - 'Umaran Langiya Mucchha Par'
01:50 What?
01:51 Even a Sikh doesn't feel cold.
01:53 - Why? - Get a heater.
01:55 Get a heater and put him in the second.
01:56 I have a single shirt.
02:01 I swear, he looks very bad.
02:04 - No. - He has a chain.
02:07 - Yes. - That's why he looks so bad.
02:09 How much did he pay for the chain?
02:12 Did he get engaged?
02:14 - Or did he get paid? - Did he have to wear a chain?
02:16 - Yes. - He should have worn a bangle.
02:19 He has worn a chain once.
02:23 He should have worn a conductor.
02:26 He wore a chain once.
02:30 The chain was screaming.
02:32 Why is there an 'R' on the chain?
02:34 - Is there an 'R' on the chain? - Yes.
02:36 His father sold it to him.
02:37 Naseeran Arya Par.
02:40 He has grown up. His mother embarrassed him.
02:48 - What? - She said, "See, he is a Par."
02:51 His father created a WhatsApp group.
02:53 - Okay. - He added all the Par.
02:55 He wrote 'Aak' in it and he left.
02:57 Let's talk to the audience.
03:03 - Greetings. - Greetings.
03:04 - My name is Mohammad Zainul Haq. - Okay.
03:06 - I want to tell you a poem. - Go ahead.
03:09 I have only come forward to see you.
03:12 Otherwise, I used to sit in the back in the empty class.
03:15 I have also loved and grown the thorns of education.
03:18 I have done two injustices with my youth.
03:21 - Wow. - Wow.
03:23 My life will be ruined.
03:28 He loses his marriage like this. Why?
03:31 Why? Tell him. He can bet on me.
03:35 I mean, he can also tell you the meaning of the poem.
03:42 He loses his marriage and then he says, "I am a Dalit."
03:51 - Look at Mr. Shiljit. - Yes.
03:52 The first person who hits the ear of a farmer in the morning
03:55 is called a Dalit.
03:57 He hits it every day. What does Mangal Bose do?
04:01 Mangal Bose is the one who sells torn clothes.
04:05 He can tear your clothes.
04:08 Next.
04:10 - Greetings. - Greetings.
04:12 - My name is Luqman. - Okay.
04:13 - I want to tell you a poem. - Go ahead.
04:15 Why should we decide the extent of it?
04:18 - Why should we decide the extent of it? - Why should we decide the extent of it?
04:21 - Is it his or yours? - He is embarrassed.
04:24 Wow.
04:25 Wow.
04:27 Wow.
04:29 Let me tell you something.
04:30 The sooner your poem expires, the better you have done.
04:35 - Yes. - Very good.
04:36 Wow.
04:38 - Again. - Okay, tell him again.
04:40 Why should we decide the extent of it?
04:43 Is it a compulsory thing?
04:45 Why should we decide the extent of it? Is it a compulsory thing?
04:48 Why should we celebrate the day of love?
04:50 Is love a matter of a day?
04:52 - Wow. - Wow.
04:54 Charlie will tell you about the boys who are like this.
05:00 What do they do?
05:01 He was very proud of himself.
05:04 He was like, "I am the one who is 45 years old."
05:07 - Yes. - Greetings.
05:09 - Greetings. - My name is Sajida Ali.
05:11 - Okay. - I want to tell you a poem.
05:13 - Tell him. - I thought I would write a poem on your simplicity.
05:16 - Okay. - I thought I would write a poem on your simplicity.
05:20 But unfortunately, I couldn't find the words of your love.
05:23 - Wow. - Wow.
05:25 - Wow. - Wow.
05:26 There is a poem in the poem.
05:28 No one listens to it. They just go on.
05:30 And my condition is such that..
05:34 A man used to say..
05:35 I thought I would write a poem on your simplicity.
05:38 But health didn't allow it.
05:40 Are you upset that I am not able to write a poem?
05:43 - You people are bad. - Yes.
05:46 A man suddenly found out. He said, "I don't know."
05:49 "I don't know. I went to pee. I didn't come back."
05:51 - Yes. - Greetings.
05:56 - I am Ahsan Akbar. - Wow.
05:58 - I wanted to do a monologue. - Do you want to perform?
06:01 - Yes. - Come.
06:02 Sir, I am going to play Vani.
06:07 - Okay. - I am doing it in UCP Takhra.
06:09 So, I will do a sad monologue.
06:14 - And a funny one. - Do a funny one.
06:16 - Do a funny one. - I don't feel like doing a sad one.
06:18 Look, he is not smiling yet.
06:20 - Don't do a sad one. - Funny. Funny.
06:22 - Please. - Do a funny one.
06:24 - Okay. - Do a funny one.
06:25 That will be sad too.
06:26 Yes.
06:29 Goga, where are you?
06:31 I told you to slap me.
06:33 You didn't get slapped.
06:37 What happened, aunt?
06:38 Such a weird family doesn't even let their servants sleep.
06:42 What work do they have to do?
06:43 They just have to do the chores.
06:45 The servants have to do all the work.
06:47 Those were the days when our great Nawab was alive.
06:51 He used to cook such delicious food.
06:54 He used to cook bitter gourd in the morning,
06:55 and mutton in the afternoon,
06:56 and mutton in the night.
06:58 And aunt, when you came,
06:59 he used to cook pumpkin in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening.
07:01 The next day, he used to cook pumpkin in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening.
07:04 Aunt, please hold my hand.
07:05 He left me in the pumpkin field. I will eat it myself.
07:08 Keep your nonsense to yourself.
07:09 I was going to say this dialogue.
07:11 I want to listen to your father's play.
07:15 Aunt, please clean my house. I don't want to work.
07:19 Why? Why don't you want to work?
07:21 Why?
07:22 Ask me what hasn't happened.
07:24 Such a weird family.
07:25 They only have two beds at home.
07:26 One is for me to sleep, and the other is for my husband.
07:29 And they made me sleep on the floor.
07:31 And I swear, when I sleep at night,
07:32 I take a towel and my bed gets wet.
07:35 They gave me a blanket on one side of the bed,
07:38 with which I can do this.
07:39 I wear that blanket all day.
07:41 I sleep at night and I put that blanket on the floor.
07:43 When it gets cold, I bring that blanket up.
07:47 And I don't have a washroom door.
07:48 I hang that blanket on the door in the morning.
07:51 And when I want to make my aunt happy,
07:53 I put that blanket on the back
07:54 and I say, "Superman is here."
07:59 Very good.
08:02 Yes?
08:03 - Greetings. - Greetings.
08:04 - My name is Abdullah. - Yes.
08:06 - I am an O-Level student. - Okay.
08:08 I want to say something for Goga uncle.
08:10 Wow! First of all, you are very decent.
08:13 You are a very good kid that you called him Goga uncle.
08:16 Very good.
08:17 Sir, he is an O-Level student.
08:19 He is one of those people who prays.
08:22 If he is of O-Level, then he is also of O-Level.
08:26 Yes.
08:28 No, not O-Level.
08:29 No, not O-Level.
08:31 Yes.
08:33 You are so innocent.
08:35 - Yes. - Yes.
08:36 Wow!
08:39 He is an angel for you.
08:42 He did the rites. He didn't go to the dark side.
08:46 Yes.
08:48 You are so innocent.
08:49 You are so free.
08:51 You have a desert.
08:52 You have a sea.
08:54 Wow!
08:56 Wow!
08:58 Thank you. Thank you, son.
08:59 What did you think, Goga sir?
09:00 Your poetry was good.
09:02 Not poetry, he did the rites of the sea.
09:06 Yes.
09:06 He said, "The water doesn't end even if you take a bath."
09:09 He said, "It is free."
09:15 It is free.
09:16 "Take a bath and go to the desert, which is your area."
09:20 And he didn't say, "For you."
09:23 He took the poem of Vicky.
09:25 If you take a bath, then our song will play.
09:28 "Go to the desert when death comes."
09:30 Since the segment started, I don't understand why he has a headache.
09:36 But..
09:37 He has a headache.
09:40 He has to shave it.
09:41 But why did you play this song?
09:43 You don't run to the city when death comes.
09:45 He is not a donkey.
09:48 - Donkeys are so cute. - Yes.
09:49 Okay.
09:50 Viewers, this was today's show.
09:55 We will meet you in the next show.
09:57 Take good care of yourselves.
09:59 Goodbye.
10:00 Hoshi ya liya, hoshi ya liya
10:02 (upbeat music)