Altair In Starland E12 Spring Clean
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00:38 Hi, out there in TV land.
00:48 This is Blip, your narrator.
00:50 That might sound stupid, but I've always wanted to say it.
00:53 You know, there's an old proverb,
00:55 cleanliness is next to that little auto parts store down on 5th Street.
00:58 But I say that's rubbish.
01:00 Cleanliness means never having to say you're dirty.
01:03 As for Altair learning about what's dirty,
01:05 he's about to get himself into a big stink over garbage.
01:08 Okay, Mr. Horse.
01:10 Let's do that big spring clean.
01:12 Remember? Gasho's wagon.
01:15 He said, "Those who live with order sleep with peace."
01:18 Yes, sleep and peace.
01:22 So let's get started.
01:24 Yeah, Altair, you start. I'll be with you in 40 weeks.
01:27 Thanks a lot, Mr. Horse.
01:29 Okay, if you're not going to help me move out everything so I can clean, I'll do it.
01:33 Okay, everything outside.
01:43 Then a quick dust and clean.
01:47 You won't know the place.
01:49 ♪ Oh, we love our jobs and we do our best ♪
01:52 ♪ To fill the streets with a hearty mess ♪
01:56 ♪ And the world would be both crap and dull ♪
01:59 ♪ If we didn't make it dirty ♪
02:01 Oh, this is a surprise.
02:03 Real city service is out here in the suburbs.
02:06 Come in for tea when you're finished?
02:11 That'd be great, ma'am.
02:13 Would you like us to dirty inside while we're at it?
02:15 No, no thanks. I'll just put on the kettle.
02:18 So, we've got valuable objects,
02:25 rare objects, strange objects, and rubbish.
02:28 No, I'd better call it, uh...
02:31 junk.
02:33 No, bric-a-brac?
02:35 No, paraphernalia?
02:38 Yes.
02:40 Oh, paraphernalia.
02:43 ♪ Oh, we love our job and spend our time ♪
02:46 ♪ Clearing rubbish, dirt, and grime ♪
02:48 ♪ For the world would be a sorry mess ♪
02:50 ♪ If it wasn't for our cleanliness ♪
02:52 Aha! The dirtiers got here early.
02:55 Okay, men, on the double.
02:57 Uh-huh.
03:02 Thank you, Gretchen, ma'am. Very kind indeed.
03:05 You're welcome. And will the cleaners be along soon?
03:08 They will indeed. Until next time.
03:11 All right, boys, here's the spot that needs a good dirtying.
03:21 (snoring)
03:23 (yawns)
03:28 Okay, back to work.
03:32 The quicker we do this, the better.
03:37 I don't remember this.
03:39 Okay. What's going on?
03:42 Haven't the cleaners been here either?
03:45 What cleaners?
03:47 The cleaners after the dirtiers.
03:49 But they've never come out here before.
03:52 I know. Isn't it great? We're moving up in the world.
03:56 But they've taken all of Gasho's valuable stuff
03:59 and left this... junk.
04:01 Excuse me? Cleaners?
04:07 Boy, am I glad I found you.
04:09 You've made a big mistake.
04:12 Mistake? Impossible. We work with order and sleep with peace.
04:15 But I left some things outside of Gasho's wagon.
04:18 It wasn't the dirtiers.
04:20 I think you must have taken them.
04:22 Gasho's? Would that be books? And a harp? Scrolls and such?
04:26 Yes, yes.
04:27 We dumped them at the rubbish depot.
04:29 Right, chaps, let's move along.
04:31 Be quick about it, man. That's it, let's pull up.
04:45 (HORSE GALLOPING)
04:47 (GASPS)
04:56 Um, excuse me. I'm looking for some rubbish.
05:00 No, not rubbish. Paraphernalia from Gasho's wagon.
05:04 The cleaners took it by mistake.
05:06 No, this is royal rubbish.
05:10 Um, no, it's Gasho's paraphernalia.
05:14 Look, look there.
05:16 Royal rubbish, all of it.
05:19 Available for certified dirtiers only.
05:22 Now off with you.
05:24 Ha, paraphernalia indeed.
05:27 Okay, it's no use being polite.
05:36 (GASHO GASPS)
05:38 Hey!
05:42 What?
05:43 Hey, what are you up to?
05:44 I'm sorry, this was taken by mistake.
05:47 It's not rubbish, it's paraphernalia.
05:49 No one but no one, except us certified dirtiers and them cleaners,
05:53 touches this royal rubbish. Got that?
05:56 Yes, but it's valuable scientific stuff.
06:00 Morning, Egbert. I was just wondering if we could...
06:03 Aha! I knew it. This one's a real troublemaker.
06:07 I caught him in the very act of removing royal rubbish.
06:10 He's a public nuisance.
06:12 I wasn't, really. It's Gasho's.
06:15 The law is clear.
06:17 Neither a cleaner nor a dirtier bee unless it is by royal decree.
06:21 Exactly so. This is a case for the king.
06:24 The king?
06:28 And so the said altar is charged with deliberately and maliciously
06:33 interfering with the royal rubbish,
06:36 which is the sole property of the crown.
06:39 Property of the crown? You mean that it's mine?
06:43 That's right, Your Majesty.
06:45 And who is this?
06:46 This is Altair, Your Majesty.
06:49 The accused.
06:50 I see, but do you think I might see my rubbish?
06:53 Immediately, sire.
06:55 Cleaners, dirtiers, present the royal rubbish.
07:01 What is going on here?
07:05 Oh! Stop them!
07:10 What are those wretched fellows doing?
07:12 They are presenting the royal rubbish, my sweet.
07:15 Come see. It's all mine, you know.
07:18 Have you lost your tiny mind?
07:21 It's filth.
07:23 Rubbish.
07:25 Precisely. First-class royal rubbish.
07:28 What is this?
07:30 You are insane.
07:32 Call for the doctor.
07:37 Yes, call the doctor for Her Majesty.
07:41 I remember these.
07:48 Sorry, Your Majesty. This is Gosho's.
07:51 Gosho? Does he collect rubbish too?
07:53 No, Your Majesty. Only paraphernalia.
07:57 This is really very careless of Gosho,
07:59 allowing his paraphernalia to get mixed up with the royal rubbish.
08:03 The boy is a thief, Your Majesty.
08:05 A rubbish thief.
08:07 Hmm. I like this.
08:09 This must be royal rubbish, not paraphernalia at all.
08:13 So, is it all right if I just take this paraphernalia out of your way, Your Majesty?
08:19 Yes, yes. That's a good boy.
08:21 Clear it all out, but don't steal my valuable stuff.
08:24 Now, Mr. Horse, as fast as you can,
08:35 back to the wagon, dump this lot, and back here again.
08:38 Go! Go!
08:39 I'm a performer, a raconteur.
08:42 Not a donkey.
08:45 Ah, yes. I played this as a boy.
09:07 Got quite good at it, actually.
09:10 No. Um, no, no, no.
09:13 Wait. Okay, okay. Um...
09:16 Oh, this can't be mine. It must be Gosho's, too.
09:22 Uh, thank you, Your Majesty.
09:25 Right.
09:26 So, I have examined it all and told them to take it back to the, uh...
09:33 wherever it is that they keep it.
09:35 Thank you, Your Majesty. Bye-bye.
09:38 And tell Gosho to be more careful of his paraphernalia.
09:42 It doesn't grow on trees, you know.
09:45 Time for tea.
09:50 And some air freshener.
09:53 Oh, those cleaners are marvelous.
09:55 They clean so well that even the things that don't need cleaning are cleaned away.
10:00 Ha-ha! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:04 Time for tea.
10:07 Oh, my goodness.
10:09 What has happened?
10:11 Tea? Yes, my dear, but they seem to have taken the little stove.
10:15 And the cups.
10:17 And the saucers.
10:19 And the... the spoons that I keep behind the...
10:23 where the throne used to be.
10:26 She had a surprise.
10:30 So I spent water in a vase.
10:35 Okay, okay, I'm just ready.
10:37 Hi, Gosho.
10:40 Well, that was one long day.
10:43 Not that you've done much with it, apparently.
10:45 Not done much.
10:47 You see? The kid can't be trusted with a job like this.
10:51 Oh, it's a mess. How will I find anything?
10:55 Simple. It's all in order. There's a place for everything.
10:59 I already knew a place for everything.
11:02 Well, well, what's this?
11:04 I don't remember having a banjo.
11:07 I've always wanted one, though.
11:10 Well, at least your untidiness has resulted in a bit of good fortune.
11:16 Eh, Altair?
11:17 Now, let's see. How does that go?
11:19 Uh, oh, no, wait.
11:21 Oh, no, no.
11:23 Ah, is that... wait a minute.
11:24 No, is that a C or an F?
11:26 Oh, an I. I know it.
11:29 No, that's not quite right.
11:31 Uh, wait a minute.
11:33 Ah, maybe this is where you blow.
11:35 Gasho, you don't blow into it.
11:37 You pluck it with your fingers.
11:39 Gasho, it's a banjo, not a horn.
11:42 Oh, forget it.
11:44 [laughs]
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