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00:00 [Music]
00:04 So today we decided to talk about GTA.
00:07 You know, this series of video games developed by Rockstar Games.
00:10 You know, this video game publisher that releases a game every 10 years.
00:13 Leaving your grandmother the urge to die waiting for GTA 6.
00:17 But let's not interrupt too quickly, my friend Jackie,
00:19 because Rockstar has allowed a little trick by getting us out of behind the scenes
00:23 a remaster that no one really expected.
00:25 So yes, the idea of finding CG from San Andreas
00:28 can activate the lever of nostalgia in some people,
00:31 but I don't give a shit, I prefer to organize a random raclette
00:34 with a group of people who still find me hateful.
00:37 Which should not take long, since I'm a damn shit bag.
00:41 Rather than slapping 60 balls to stay stuck in the past
00:44 with textures certainly smooth but a gameplay that has frankly aged
00:47 and by frankly aged I mean mess, you could have made a serious effort.
00:51 Yes, but it's not to denature the spirit of the basic game in fact.
00:54 In addition, the scenario is too good.
00:56 Yes, but the scenario was already good in the Mania version
00:59 that you can find now for less than 5 euros.
01:01 There I just pay the high price for a graphic patch of the PS3 level.
01:04 So I would like to propose to all video game developers to stop remasters
01:08 because good three quarters of the time it's not crazy and it clearly tarnishes the image of the old.
01:11 But since my voice doesn't matter because I'm just a drop of water in a salt ocean
01:15 or rather I should say a drop of water in an over the rain badly coded.
01:18 I will be content to drink my tears and go back to play quietly Red Dead Redemption 2
01:22 because good cowboys never disappoint me, that's a sure source.
01:25 Wait, Red Dead Redemption a remaster of the Rockstar title in preparation?
01:29 But no Rockstar, we didn't say the fucking cowboys, so you have no dignity?
01:33 All your games are a fucking box, so get out a new one instead of this one.
01:36 After yes, it's the fault of the players, if they stopped playing GTA 5 Online
01:40 maybe Rockstar would heat up to release the 6 much faster.
01:43 Yes, GTA 5 is too good, once I did RP and I got sucked in the balls of a casino.
01:49 But finally Timothée, you clearly don't have the age to go to the casino and even less to get sucked.
01:53 Getting sucked is timeless my guy, in fact.
01:56 In addition there are no rules in Los Santos.
01:58 We drive helicopters without a helicopter license and boats without a boat license
02:02 and you can even do robberies in Italian or English as you want.
02:06 No but seriously, you never dreamed of riding a tank in the middle of an airport?
02:10 Seriously my guy.
02:11 If so, don't hesitate to click on the link in the description to get GTA 5 at -50%.
02:17 But what are you doing Timothée, we are not paid for that, there is no link in the description.
02:20 Ah but you are not paid, so you are talking about a free game like that?
02:24 Yes, but it's because we like video games, subscribe, hit the bell.
02:27 Yeah so you just went crazy in marketing?
02:29 No but don't worry, I know a guy called Davis, he can make you a 3-step plan.
02:35 Ok, no problem, I'm out, stairs technique, you won't understand anything.
02:39 Hopla, hopla, hopla, hopla.
02:40 But finally, today we are here to talk about GTA for free, so that's what we're going to do.
02:45 But since we are fed up with a legendary lazy, we will just make a third list of the best GTA.
02:50 Not bad, right?
02:51 But since we are also fed up with making a third list because it involves making choices,
02:55 it will be more like a list of GTA we played, followed by a random comment.
02:59 So let's start without further ado, attention to the drum roll, which will not be a zero editing because I'm fed up.
03:05 GTA 4, alias the game I couldn't finish because my PS3 committed suicide.
03:10 You will play as Nico Belli, a man whose life is pronounced.
03:13 GTA Vice City, alias the game I have too few memories of because at the time I was too young to see all these people die.
03:20 And finally GTA San Andreas, alias the game that blew up the license, making me discover my love for violence.
03:27 After I admit this last point is only for the rhyme, I have no form of violence in me, I am a lethargic being,
03:33 I even apologize to the vegetables I cut when I make a salad.
03:36 And it is on these sweet words that this piteous video ends, which will only serve to surf on a bad buzz
03:41 since we already talked about GTA in another video.
03:43 So tell us in the comments if we are too honest for this world.
03:46 Like the video by principle, share it on Twitter because I guess that's where it's at.
03:51 And on that I tell you next time, see you, hasta la vista, arrivederci, busca vida, I'm out.
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