Khoon Ki Naaliya Laga Sakti Hain Duniya Ka Chakkar, 30 Feet Lambi Khuraak Ki Naali
Khoon Ki Naaliya Laga Sakti Hain Duniya Ka Chakkar, 30 Feet Lambi Khuraak Ki Naali
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 We have done so many segments.
00:08 Wow.
00:09 That we don't get a chance to do a segment.
00:11 Forget it. Let's take a break.
00:12 Let's do a segment on a break.
00:16 No, no. Don't say that.
00:17 Then what should we do?
00:18 You tell us.
00:19 Mr. Haroon, I want you to do 'Hairat Kada'.
00:22 Wow.
00:23 'Hairat Zada Kare'?
00:24 What kind of a dress is this?
00:26 It's from Pathan.
00:29 It's from Pathan.
00:30 Wow.
00:31 I want everyone to be amazed.
00:34 If you want to be amazed, it's a coincidence.
00:37 Yes.
00:38 Yesterday, I went to a library and got some books.
00:43 Wow.
00:43 When I read about the human body, I was amazed.
00:48 Tell us, sir.
00:49 You found the library's books on the human body?
00:53 Let me clear something.
00:56 How does the human body function?
00:59 Wow.
01:00 From inside.
01:01 I was amazed to read some books.
01:02 They were new to me.
01:04 Wow.
01:04 I thought, if they were new to me, they would..
01:07 You are taunting me.
01:13 No.
01:13 We are not aware of this 'Hairat Kada' segment.
01:16 When the segment is on, please don't interrupt.
01:21 What were you saying?
01:22 I discovered that the human body
01:26 has factories and industries
01:29 Wow.
01:30 which produce different chemicals.
01:32 Electricity and gas are produced.
01:34 Sir, there are two things that are different from the human body.
01:38 Which are?
01:38 Electricity and gas.
01:39 Can I tell you something? - Yes.
01:42 The next IMF program will extract electricity from you.
01:46 Don't worry.
01:49 I had heard about gas, but I didn't know about electricity.
01:52 Don't you know the song?
01:53 "My body is filled with electricity."
01:55 "The water will touch it."
01:59 "The water will touch it, and it will get electricity."
02:02 The gas that will come out of Mr. Agha's body
02:07 will last for 30 years.
02:09 Thank God, you ate two pieces of curd
02:13 and you will have 15 years of life.
02:14 You will be able to walk around with small sticks.
02:17 Sir, go to his mall and ask him.
02:20 No one will know.
02:21 Agha will know when he says 'cigarette'.
02:23 The gas that will come out of Mr. Salim's body
02:26 will last for two meals.
02:28 And no one will have 13 years of life.
02:32 And Mr. Salim is so weak
02:34 that he has lost his body's electricity.
02:36 Mr. Haroon, where is the 'Hairat Kadha' in all this?
02:40 'Hairat Kadha' has increased.
02:42 Oh, man.
02:47 It was very sharp.
02:48 Okay, there are factories and industries.
02:51 They produce gas and water.
02:54 You are going to get them worked on.
02:55 Assume that there is a heart inside you
03:00 that pumps your blood.
03:01 I read in 'Human Heart' that every month
03:04 a human heart pumps your blood
03:05 in a month of 5.5 tankers
03:10 which is 38,000 litres.
03:11 Wow.
03:13 And the interesting thing is
03:15 that your heart is neither feeling tired
03:17 nor is it tired.
03:19 You see, there is blood and there is iron in it.
03:22 - Absolutely. - Iron can also harm it.
03:24 The acid in your stomach is so strong
03:28 that if you keep it in something
03:30 and put iron in it, it will melt the iron.
03:33 - Wow. - Wow.
03:34 There is a layer around it
03:36 which doesn't let it touch.
03:38 - Wow. - So, it is such a dangerous chemical.
03:41 And the interesting thing is that your whole vessel system
03:44 is 160,000 kilometres long.
03:49 - Wow. - Wow.
03:50 It is a whole range.
03:51 It can go around the world in four directions.
03:54 One person has so many blood supply vessels.
03:57 Won't that person die?
03:59 - The heart doesn't get tired. - Yes.
04:01 But the brain does.
04:02 - Do you know when your brain gets tired? - Yes.
04:05 When more than 60,000 thoughts come in a day.
04:08 - Oh. - Oh.
04:10 So, this remains fresh for months.
04:12 It gets tired when it thinks of something good.
04:17 When you think of something good, you get a voice inside.
04:19 This is the convenience of your brain.
04:21 60,000 thoughts come in the brain.
04:26 But I will tell you a trick today.
04:28 - Especially for over thinkers. - Please, me.
04:30 When you think,
04:32 you think in a language.
04:34 - Hmm. - You have to practice it in your brain.
04:38 - Yes. - Stop speaking in your brain.
04:42 Your thoughts will stop.
04:44 - Wow. - You will feel very peaceful.
04:46 Because when you think, you have a sentence in your mind.
04:50 This is what happens.
04:51 You keep your mouth shut.
04:53 You are taking a lot of cameras in your brain.
04:54 - In the world, - Yes.
04:58 there is no laboratory
05:00 that can extract so many red blood cells.
05:04 Your red blood cells are coming out
05:07 at a rate of 12 crores every minute.
05:08 - They are coming out of your blood vessels. - Wow.
05:11 40,000 skin particles are coming out of your skin.
05:15 If you notice, if there is a black glass furniture in the house,
05:19 it has a white layer.
05:21 - Yes, it does. - It does.
05:23 It is your skin.
05:24 - What? - It is a white layer.
05:27 And interestingly,
05:29 do you know that the particles you are made of,
05:33 - Yes. - Yes.
05:34 50% of it is water.
05:36 - He has taken the song from this. - What?
05:39 "My heart is full of water."
05:41 - What is he saying? - He is eating breakfast.
05:45 "Water, water, water."
05:46 Charlie, when Dada Pooh died, he said,
05:48 "Only 20% of Dada Pooh died. The rest was water."
05:50 Mr. Agha, I read in your reference
05:53 that the human digestive tract,
05:56 if it is opened and spread, it is 30 feet long.
06:00 Then it will be more than me.
06:02 Mr. Agha, it is not the digestive tract, it is a big drain.
06:06 In fact, the government has announced its cleanliness.
06:10 The people who are doing cleanliness,
06:12 they are saying, "Cleanliness."
06:14 No, it is not cleanliness.
06:15 Even in Mr. Danish's digestive tract,
06:19 there are moustaches.
06:20 You knew that he would say this.
06:23 Sir, when he says the dialogue in the film,
06:24 "I am a worm in a dirty drain."
06:26 Which drain?
06:29 He won't say it. You are sitting in front of the screen.
06:32 I want to ask the public
06:37 if we are really seeing a miracle.
06:39 - No, the thing is.. - The smart ones saw it last night.
06:42 "I am a worm in a dirty drain."
06:44 "I am a worm in a dirty drain."
06:47 The interesting thing is that there is a Spanish man, Menil.
06:51 That man has two extra ears
06:55 on his head and on his head.
07:00 - What? - Wow.
07:02 - What? - Why?
07:03 They are connected to his brain.
07:05 And it looks like cat ears.
07:09 Actually, they don't work as ears.
07:12 They can tell him the temperature, humidity,
07:16 air pressure, whether it is going to rain or not.
07:19 - Yes. - The weather forecast.
07:21 - He has a radar. - Yes.
07:23 He has a thermometer.
07:25 - He has.. - He has a mouse in his hand.
07:28 He didn't hear about the internet on his mobile.
07:31 - Wow. - Mr. Haroon.
07:35 Mr. Haroon, tell us how much it costs to get this done.
07:37 Why?
07:38 He has to get it done in the drain.
07:41 (LAUGHTER)
07:43 Sir, I have to get it done too.
07:46 You fool, get it done on your brain.
07:48 (LAUGHTER)
07:50 They are connected to the brain.
07:52 So first, find out the cost of getting the brain done.
07:54 (LAUGHTER)
07:55 If you get it done like this, it will keep moving.
07:58 Mr. Menil.
08:00 These people are called cyborgs.
08:03 - Cyborg. - Half human, half machine.
08:05 - Yes. - There is a man.
08:07 Yes.
08:07 He lives in America. He is Irish.
08:10 He was colorblind since childhood.
08:13 He couldn't see colors.
08:15 So he has a camera in his brain.
08:19 The wire of the camera comes out of his temple or crown.
08:26 It comes forward and the camera is placed here.
08:30 Wow.
08:31 And because the camera sees colors,
08:34 it doesn't show colors to his brain.
08:38 It plays a different sound of each color.
08:42 The man listens to music in his brain all the time.
08:47 Wow.
08:48 And he can tell by the key which color it is.
08:51 Wow.
08:52 There is a different key for each color.
08:54 Are they dumb? Tell them.
08:56 Is it red, yellow, green?
08:57 Who should I tell?
08:58 No, he is colorblind.
09:00 - Okay. - He tells himself.
09:02 Okay.
09:03 Does the camera run on battery or electricity?
09:07 That's a good question.
09:08 It charges with solar energy.
09:11 It runs on solar energy at night.
09:15 Okay.
09:15 It recharges with sun in the day.
09:17 Wow.
09:18 It is connected to the device with Wi-Fi.
09:20 Now you can get your ears pierced.
09:22 Malaika says, "Can I meet that man? I want to get my ears pierced."
09:27 Mr. Manel is a poet. He is a good poet.
09:31 Let's hear Manel Niazi.
09:32 Manel is another one. He is Spanish.
09:35 The other one I am talking about is Neil Harbinson.
09:38 - Neil Harbinson.. - He is the first person to go to the moon.
09:41 He is Neil Armstrong.
09:43 - Is it? - Yes.
09:44 Our English is very good.
09:46 - Okay. You think so. - Wow.
09:50 I think he is a dog.
09:54 He is following everyone.
09:58 You just said a few things. You didn't say anything else.
10:04 How God has made a system inside.
10:08 - You know.. - No doubt.
10:09 When a baby is born, the instructions of the body
10:13 like the colour of the baby, the face, the eyes
10:19 are written in the DNA.
10:21 - Wow. - Wow.
10:21 DNA is so small that if you collect the DNA of 25 crore people
10:28 it can be collected on the tip of a needle.
10:31 - Wow. - Wow.
10:33 The DNA of a person is 6.5 feet long
10:38 which God has made so small and kept in such a tiny way
10:43 and it has all the instructions.
10:45 - Wow. - 99.9%
10:49 Our DNA is the same.
10:51 There is a 0.1% difference which makes a huge difference.
10:55 - Wow. - Wow.
10:56 I remembered Anwar Masood's poem on this.
10:59 - Yes. - He has written a beautiful poem.
11:01 If we understand it, we should be thankful to God
11:05 and we should love His creation.
11:07 - Wow. - He says..
11:08 The nose is above the forehead.
11:10 Yes.
11:11 The ears are behind the ears.
11:13 - Wow. - Wow.
11:14 The eyes are above the forehead.
11:17 The mouth is in the mouth.
11:19 The tail is at the tail.
11:21 The tail is at the tail.
11:23 A person becomes a donkey.
11:24 - Wow. - Wow.
11:28 Very good.
11:29 We should be thankful to God that He has made everything in such a way.
11:33 He says..
11:34 Such a great command is given to him.
11:36 - Yes. - Yes.
11:36 He is so proud of it.
11:38 He is so proud of it.
11:39 - Wow. - Wow.
11:40 Now you are not proud of us.
11:42 No, sir. You don't know about this.
11:45 He says..
11:47 Give charity to the beautiful God.
11:49 - Wow. - Wow.
11:50 Who has done a special favor.
11:52 He has made this earthen pot so beautiful.
11:55 - Wow. - Wow.
11:56 - Wow. - Wow.
11:57 We should be thankful to God.
11:58 We should be thankful to God.
12:00 The water of minced meat was applied on Mr. Mirza's food.
12:05 - I have insulted him. - Yes.
12:09 He is sitting here and he is swearing.
12:12 He is swearing that his food is more.
12:14 Sir, I have seen his breakfast. He is accusing me.
12:17 One bread for half of it.
12:18 Eight breakfasts.
12:19 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a small break.
12:24 We will meet after the break.
12:26 Sir has made so much water that the next day
12:29 he will have to go to the toilet.
12:30 The day he cooked the minced meat, he was told to stop the engine.
12:35 He said that he also wanted water.
12:36 [LAUGHTER]
12:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]