El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 All right, pizza review time.
00:21 Tortichis.
00:23 We are at the Grand Ave one, West Grand Ave, 1746 Chicago.
00:29 These jeans, they're Mugsy.
00:31 I don't have a felt. I usually wear a felt. Great.
00:34 My dick's working with these things.
00:35 The stretch, little bulge, what you want.
00:39 First time buyers to Mugsy, 20% back.
00:43 Put your email, go to mugsy.com, give email, 20% back.
00:46 And they're good.
00:47 They're not too skinny.
00:49 These are now like my go-to jeans.
00:51 People used to say too skinny.
00:53 Listen, I don't want them baggy.
00:54 I want like, walk down the street,
00:56 be like, oh, he may have a little dick game going.
01:00 Tortichis.
01:01 Established 1970.
01:03 The owner's in there.
01:04 It's early.
01:04 It's not even noon yet.
01:06 I love when the owner's in there.
01:07 He's had this spot only for 11 years.
01:12 Oh, Chicago boxes.
01:13 So you always get the benefit of the doubt or my soft side
01:18 when you're like a business owner,
01:20 and you're in there working your ass off 24/7,
01:22 which he clearly is.
01:24 He was very appreciative of me coming in.
01:26 11 years, he's had this spot.
01:28 And there it is.
01:29 They do both the deep, and this is the Chicago pan style,
01:32 clearly.
01:33 A little thicker than some of the pans.
01:36 He didn't alter it for me, which I like.
01:38 One bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:39 The traditional box Chicago pan, which I think Chicago pan
01:44 is more popular than the deep dish.
01:46 One bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:47 Tortichis.
01:52 Don't want to burn my mouth.
01:53 Listen, I've grown to get a soft spot in my heart,
02:08 the Chicago pan.
02:10 It's easy to eat, generally fairly crispy, light.
02:14 Is it my favorite type of pizza?
02:15 No.
02:16 But I wouldn't get tired of it.
02:17 If I lived here, I could eat this a lot.
02:19 This is a very standard football Chicago style.
02:23 I don't mean football traditional.
02:25 I mean football for Chicago.
02:27 Like Chicago, if you're saying, what's a football style Chicago
02:30 pizza?
02:30 It's this.
02:31 Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Jim McMahon, Walter Payton,
02:38 Willie Galt. Pretty good.
02:41 7-3.
02:48 Good standard pan style tortichis.
02:53 More important, appreciative guy, 11 years his own day.
02:57 He's in there at 12 on a fucking Wednesday.
02:59 So go support him.
03:01 (whooshing)
03:03 (whooshing)